#ask the millennial

[bonsiii-art]

It seems like u like millennial tree a lot!! ( me to!! )

So I’m curious , what are ur opinions on his legendary costume?? Ik it got released like a year ago but I just want ur thoughts on it :33

( have a good day!! ♡♡ )

-anonymous

My lateness on answering this cannot be forgiven ASDFGHDFG

God, the pain of getting out of CR:OB only for Devsis to had FINALLY released a costume for my tree husband (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ... the fact that it looks downright gorgeous too just twists the knife in more, guh...

I tried to portray the way I see him when he's in this costume-

[holy-reference-in-a-username]

do you think edd talks in brainrot 😭

nah

[bubmyg]

270/547 posting a picture every day until jeongguk is home

[genericpuff]

You’re . . . Married?? Puff, how old are you?

old enough to bully gen z'ers, young enough for millennials and older generations to bully me /hj :'D

but if you want an exact number, here's what it was as of posting this

[iwasthenightingale]

this old millennial went to see dan and phil at the terrible influence tour, and all she got were these cute preshow pics, an overwhelming sense of queer joy and sore cheeks from laughing too hard

[manchesterau]

can u write abt lazy mornings on the tour bus

Phil wakes up to a still bus and the sounds of Chicago traffic.

He doesn’t make a move to leave his bunk, too sleep hazed and cozy under the thick pale blue blanket Dan insisted he buy from Target because it’s getting colder and the bus takes a while to heat up. Dan mistakenly bought a matching black one and Phil tries not to laugh every time he makes a face when someone from their crew points it out.

In the end, it’s the smell of coffee brewing that has him stumbling out of his bunk without his glasses and into the buses small kitchenette. Dan is there, of course, dressed in sweats and leaning against the counter with his arms crossed peering down at the little coffee machine. Phil has to rub at his eyes and squint a little to see a clearer picture of this scene. His boy standing there amused and sleepy, making him coffee.

“Looks like the princess is finally awake,” Dan muses, voice gravelly from disuse.

Phil would make a quip but he just hums, stepping into Dan’s space and putting his arm around his waist, tucking his chin where his shoulder meets his neck. If he were feeling more playful he’d take a bite just because he can, but Dan starts swaying a little bit, mimicking the rhythm of the bus as if it's moving. The soft swaying and the smell of coffee lulls him, calms his busy mind that doesn't seem to quiet down these days.

"Everybody's already inside," Dan says. "I figured you could use some extra sleep."

Phil hums again, Dan stops swaying them and starts pulling out mugs and pouring coffee into two matching cups and Phil opens his mouth to tell Dan how he likes it but remembers he doesn't need to say it. It's something he hasn't had to say since their days living in Manchester. When he'd wake up with the morning halfway gone to a younger Dan perched onto the breakfast bar sipping coffee from a Hello Kitty mug, Phil's placed right beside him waiting.

Phil continues swaying them, and Dan has to coax him into letting him ago. "I don't want to rush you but we've got to start the day, bub." Dan says softly.

Phil nods slowly, stretching out his back before grabbing his cup. He takes a long sip while Dan watches with a smirk.

"Good morning," he says.

Dan rolls his eyes and heads for the door, "You're such a fucking millennial."

Phil just smiles and heads back to his bunk.

[wombywoo]

Tagging onto the pet anon: some deep sea sponges can live to be around 200, though I'm not sure having a sponge for a pet would be very... exciting.

I suppose mans could have an aquarium. A sponge, a lobster (100 year lifespan), and a rougheye rockfish (that can live for 250 years). Aquatic creatures are apparently just built different.

Love your boys, thanks for making art of em <3

lol, now he's got a whole menagerie of Freaky Old creatures with nowhere to put them 😭

quinn: you had some kinda moldy goo growing in your bathtub so I flushed it

vince, in utter horror: that was Harold!!!

[buckybarnesss]

i often don't like wider fandom's ideas of what happen to jack after the end of red dead redemption. it's all always so goddamn nihilistic. we know approximately nothing about his life after the moment he kills ross.

i know there's the easter egg in gta but that's all it is. an easter egg. though i personally love the idea of writer jack and have a lot of my own personal headcanons that use that idea.

one could literally do anything with him, you know. plus the sheer amount of projection onto him as if the entirety of jack's character is erased. he's still jack marston not john or arthur or dutch. low honor while sometimes entertaining isn't often considered canon either.

also him calling a horse a nag is basically just calling it useless, old and worn out. the word has been used in connotation to horses for a very long time. so he's saying c'mon you useless horse but you think the way i've seen posts about it over the years he was being abusive.

jack marston at 19 is an angry young man holding onto a lot of hurts. truly the last victim of dutch van der linde but the player is invited to imagine what happens to him after that. does he continue the same cycle of violence or does he escape with edgar ross being his one and done?

[mmousingg]

I just wanna say that ur a big art inspiration, and I really enjoy your line work 💜 would you ever possibly sketch a singular millennial tree cookie

Thank you so much I’m very happy to make art others enjoy TvT Here is your Millennial Tree!

[calcat89]

*puts ‘fuck terfs’ on a merch calendar that makes me money while JKR’s mass media empire uses its vast amounts of money to crush transgender women’s care in the UK and JKR commonly mobilizes her vast amounts of creepy followers to racially abuse cis women who don’t fit Eurocentric beauty standards*

We did it everyone! We’ve satirized Harry Potter!

[misc-obeyme]

I think it’s super funny to imagine the cast with an MC who uses Gen Z and Gen Alpha lingo/slang just to be annoying and silly

beel: i’m hungry

mc: i went to hungry town and everyone knew you

beel: what

mc: bro is hungrymaxxing

beel: what

It's okay, Beel. I'm afraid I share your confusion. I am but a humble millennial.

I definitely think Beel would just be confused lol.

For some reason I see Levi, Asmo, and Belphie being the ones who actually understand what it means. I suppose because Levi and Asmo seem like they're the ones most plugged into the internet where they are more likely to come across such lingo. And Belphie I can't explain. Maybe because he's the youngest? Or I feel like he just learns everything through osmosis somehow? I really don't know.

I also love the idea that Luke knows the slang. Just imagine him and MC sitting there chatting away with all that and Simeon's sitting there like ??? Raphael shocks everybody by knowing it, too.

Diavolo wouldn't know it, but he'd be thrilled to learn it. And then he's gonna be like that "hello fellow kids" meme where he tries to use it and he's not using it wrong, but it sounds hilarious.

Lucifer stubbornly pretends that none of these things are happening.

[stanfordpinescalloutblog]

stanford pines took the deed to my house and said it was his house. then when I told him "no way, your wrong." he showed me his name was on it. Like ok mr. know it all and then he told me to leave because it was "trespassing"

The nerve of this guy! Just cause his name is on it doesn't mean he can throw around big fancy words like, "trespassing on private property" or "breaking and entering." Like he's just showing off at this point.

[leah2eroes]

You’re such a heckin cute doggo! You should breed me

ok so im going to assume this was an earnest and genuine compliment but oh my god.

if you happen to be a woman in her late 20s or older, this absolutely worked on me and im coming over to breed twenty loads into u right fuckin now. otherwise? please dont call me that ever again LMAO

[ask-shane]

....are you a millennial....? /very neg

no. i’m a boomer.

that’s how old some of you seem to think i am…

[onesidedradiostatic]

One thing I love to think about is the fact that Velvette is the youngest overlord. Given how recent of a development social media is, it's entirely possible that she died after Alastor's disappearance. So imagine you're Velvette hearing about the fabled radio demon and for years your only source of information about the guy is Vox. Vox telling her how he and Alastor used to have something special, how that's the guy he's going to marry one day after he beat him and destroyed him and getting this warped perception of the radio demon that's entirely based on Vox's unrequited obsessive crush on him. And then you actually meet the guy.

oh for sure, velvette either came during alastor's disappearance or not long before, only reason why I think the latter is because alastor was already aware of the vees and that there were 2 other vees aside from vox in episode 2. but either way, doubt velvette knows that much about alastor, val seemed to have been more involved/knowledgeable in whatever went down between vox and alastor. most of her info IS probably from vox. actually do you think vox told her the reason he wanted her to go to the overlords meeting instead of him? LMAO. she probably could've guessed either way. but when she stepped into the same room as alastor she didn't even bat an eye at him (literally could not give a fuck about vox's loser crush on him). see at this point in time I think vox would deny still having a crush on alastor but considering what we've seen of velvette in episode 3 I think she'd EASILY be able to figure it out based on vox's attitude and reactions LMAO.

[taamlok]

every time someone calls taash "basically a teenager" i lose a year off my lifespan