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For my men out there, is it true sundresses are your weakness because if so my closet is about to fill up REAL FAST
#coquette#aesthetic#lana del slay#fuck it we ball#i give the fuck up#i wanna go home#girlblogging#im so fucking lonely#spring#lana del rey#sun dress#for the girls#for the boys#ask the boys
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Today is ask the boys!!!!
I’ll be stuck in the car all day as I drive to Utah, so today is an all day ask the boys! No specific setting, just get whatever rps you want out of the way or visits! I’ll be online whenever I have reception!
A few rules
Anons make sure you include your names in every ask y’all send so I know who’s to it is
Same with addressing the character you’re talking to.
For the love of everything holy guys, if you have random comments, please include them in the rps, or just comment on the posts, not as a separate ask. There’s a post limit on tumblr, and all those comments really add up. This can be the difference between being able to finish 15 rps or 30
Every character I’ve introduced will he available! Side characters included!
Some of these guys are dicks so please don’t be mad when they act like.. we’ll dicks
And most importantly: HAVE FUN!!!!!
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Hey Razzle, I heard you have a secret admirer. 👀
Razzle cocked his head slightly sideways, a puzzled smile on his face as he spoke.
“OH? DO I NOW? PRAY TELL ME HOW YOU MAY KNOW THIS, MY DEAR? I HAVE NEVER TOLD ANYONE OF THIS.”
The puzzled expression faded, his smile growing just a tad wider. Curious how you would explain yourself. Because after all there were only two people who knew about this. Him and whoever his admirer was.
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Okay imma finish the bitty asks then let's have an Ask the Boys event
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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents#we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy#but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses#that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway#at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants#now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND#her pronouns are om/nom#literal definition of a baby
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Human Bill Cipher
(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)
And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.
#And also: i know#i know the mayor of halloween town. I know guys.#twink death dilf birth#bill cipher#gravity falls#boy oh boy im anxious about posting this here please be nice to me#“the design deoesnt fit the voice” ?? idk man like. what if it did though.#you can draw him! i dont mind#no need to ask (:
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I kept mishearing a lyric from Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” and this is what it said to me
Top surgery fund!!!!!!!!
#the line is LA chicks with the Oakland booty. again i ask how did i get here#transfag#transsexual#trans art#queer ns/fw#queer nsft#trans nsft#t4t nsft#trans butch#t4t ns/fw#ftm nsft#t4t pup#t4t puppy#t4t yearning#transmasc nsft#transmasc#trans boy#trans man#fagdyke#bd/sm community#trans pup#trans puppy#trans punk#idk tags for this tbh#leathers
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Obsessed with little Lima Bean Baby Dami. I feel like Bruce would pass out from cuteness if he witnessed his child looking like that.
Talia should send Damian's baby pics to Bruce lol
#ask#damian wayne#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#dick grayson#babian#fatbabydamian#batbabyart#thank you for the ask!! it made me v happy to sprout another lima bean baby#Bruce and Alfred reactions are just how i look when i consume Damian media tbh#atm me every time i open The Boy Wonder 😭#The Boy Wonder 1 is out now btw!!#jic you too want to be affected by The Cuteness
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patpatpatpatpatpatpat
#he desperately needs it#and I need to pet#its a win win if u ask me#+1 reblog = +1 pat#tim drake#my child my boy#red robin#dc comics#dc#tim drake robin#doodels
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✨soft asks✨
What song makes you feel better?
What is your go to comfort show?
Reading or writing? Why?
Whats your favorite feeling?
How do you like to take care of yourself?
What’s your favorite candle scent?
Who do you feel most like yourself around?
Whats a fabric/texture that’s nostalgic for you?
Best childhood moment?
When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? (or just felt really good afterwards)
Do you have a comfort item? Tell us about it!
What calms you down?
Bath or shower to relax?
Whats something upcoming that you’re excited for?
Comfort food?
What’s something you want to create soon?
How do you feel best loved?
What age in life do you think you’ll feel most yourself at?
Have you ever written or received a love letter?
Tell us about a memory you hold close to your heart.
Tea, Coffee, or hot cocoa?
Name of your favorite playlist?
Have you ever received flowers?
Who is your bestfriend?
If your soul was a color, what would it be?
If you could live anywhere with anyone you want, where would it be and who would you bring?
Do you like to garden? Have you ever grown something?
What are you proudest of?
Are you a kind person?
What do your hobbies look like?
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Hello!
Not a request but do you have any thoughts on peacock hybrids?
Male peacock hybrid spreading out his feathers to impress you. He’s very snobby and thinks you’ll fall to your knees and just BEG to mate with him after seeing how pretty his feathers are.
But you’re not a peacock hybrid. You couldn’t care less about how pretty his feathers are, he has been a royal cunt the entire time you’ve known him.
So now he’s scrambling, utterly confused and heartbroken that you’ve rejected him. He cries himself to sleep that night, completely insecure over his feathers.
“You’re an asshole.”
That was your answer when he asked why you rejected him the next day. He had come into your bakery with his eyes all puffy and red from crying, his feathers drooping.
“You come in here every day, order the same complicated thing, act rude to my staff, and never think to say thank you. That, and you’re snobby. I’m not your servant, why should I have to spread the cream cheese on YOUR bagel!?”
He was utterly stunned. In the past, he’d rejected many females who swooned over his beautiful feathers. He had fallen head over heels for you… yet you felt nothing for him.
It was the first time he ever really got called out for how he behaved.
Perhaps it’s time to take a look inward for once… and he’s not sure why, but imagining finally getting to have you as all his… makes his pants tight.
#peacock hybrid#peacock hybrid x reader#monster fucker#monster lover#monster fudger#monster boyfriend#monster fic#ask answered#chubby!reader#chubby reader#x reader#terato#teratophillia#terat0philliac#teraphilia#exophelia#peacock hybrid smut#hybrid x reader#monster fucking#monster imagine#monster x human#fat reader#plus size reader#fem reader#female reader#monster smut#anon ask#monster boy oc#monster bf
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This image was MADE for them
#Yes valentino is smoking at like 2am#he has his hat on too obviously#vox is so done with him#dont ask how his wings changed colour ok#thats ARTISTIC LIBERTY ✨#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel valentino#vox#valentino#vox x valentino#voxval#staticmoth#my boys#love them#digital art#art
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She laughs at being headbutt and when the fish headbutts Fisher in the stomach, her laughter continued. Doing her best to stifle her laugh at the imagery. "Heheheh! That fish really didn't like us intruding on their home. Or you taking me away hehehehe! It's alright Fisher. Wished i had a camera to catch that moment now."
The fish blows some bubbles at you two all kisses off still as you guys retreat. You get the sense that if you could understand it, you’d blush at its language lol
You two reach a different anemone that is thankfully empty. Fisher checked this time lol
Fisher: are there cameras that work underwater? Oh watch this~
He runs his hands gently along the anemones tentacles. They retract then latch on looking for food in his hand
Fisher: go ahead and pet it~ this one doesn’t sting
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Sorry if I'm wasting your time, but can I just
Hugs syrup, sorry life has been really shit recently 🥲
Syrup hugs you back tightly, enveloping his arms around you as if trying to shield you from the world. He gives you a soft smile as he sways you back and forth.
“you’re never waisting my time, honey. life is poop but ‘m here for ya, let it all out, ‘m here.”
#ask the boys#ask the boys syrup#underswap#underswap papyrus#syrup#hope syrup will make you feel better vix#*sends lots of hearts your way*
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I do hope I didn't miss ask the boys. I ain't been here since u did that post.
Oh yeah you reminded me,
AYO PEEPS!!!
Ask the boys is open until the official designs of the Swapfell boys drops!!
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if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing
#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate.#you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you#think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth.#then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty#house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive#this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died.#and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first#place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever#given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and#you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's#everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you#have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love#more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me.#real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you.#and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love.#lit#the hunger games#everlark#otp: real or not real?#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#text#tais toi lys#thgpost
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