#ask the boys

[bussyandbingus4life]

For my men out there, is it true sundresses are your weakness because if so my closet is about to fill up REAL FAST

[ratsoh-writes]

Today is ask the boys!!!!

I’ll be stuck in the car all day as I drive to Utah, so today is an all day ask the boys! No specific setting, just get whatever rps you want out of the way or visits! I’ll be online whenever I have reception!

A few rules

Anons make sure you include your names in every ask y’all send so I know who’s to it is

Same with addressing the character you’re talking to.

For the love of everything holy guys, if you have random comments, please include them in the rps, or just comment on the posts, not as a separate ask. There’s a post limit on tumblr, and all those comments really add up. This can be the difference between being able to finish 15 rps or 30

Every character I’ve introduced will he available! Side characters included!

Some of these guys are dicks so please don’t be mad when they act like.. we’ll dicks

And most importantly: HAVE FUN!!!!!

[the1920sisntaphasemom]

Okay imma finish the bitty asks then let's have an Ask the Boys event

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

[jabberwick]

Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

[boytransmission]

I kept mishearing a lyric from Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” and this is what it said to me

Top surgery fund!!!!!!!!

[dailyhatsune]

i remember when issue 6 released like it was yesterday oh my god

[chloesimaginationthings]

How Jeremy Fitzgerald survived the FNAF bite

[prettyboyprettyeyes]

✨soft asks✨

What song makes you feel better?

What is your go to comfort show?

Reading or writing? Why?

Whats your favorite feeling?

How do you like to take care of yourself?

What’s your favorite candle scent?

Who do you feel most like yourself around?

Whats a fabric/texture that’s nostalgic for you?

Best childhood moment?

When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? (or just felt really good afterwards)

Do you have a comfort item? Tell us about it!

What calms you down?

Bath or shower to relax?

Whats something upcoming that you’re excited for?

Comfort food?

What’s something you want to create soon?

How do you feel best loved?

What age in life do you think you’ll feel most yourself at?

Have you ever written or received a love letter?

Tell us about a memory you hold close to your heart.

Tea, Coffee, or hot cocoa?

Name of your favorite playlist?

Have you ever received flowers?

Who is your bestfriend?

If your soul was a color, what would it be?

If you could live anywhere with anyone you want, where would it be and who would you bring?

Do you like to garden? Have you ever grown something?

What are you proudest of?

Are you a kind person?

What do your hobbies look like?

[meanbossart]

A young (and likely hungover) magistrate in the making!

[danidoodels]

patpatpatpatpatpatpat

[ratsoh-writes]

She laughs at being headbutt and when the fish headbutts Fisher in the stomach, her laughter continued. Doing her best to stifle her laugh at the imagery. "Heheheh! That fish really didn't like us intruding on their home. Or you taking me away hehehehe! It's alright Fisher. Wished i had a camera to catch that moment now."

The fish blows some bubbles at you two all kisses off still as you guys retreat. You get the sense that if you could understand it, you’d blush at its language lol

You two reach a different anemone that is thankfully empty. Fisher checked this time lol

Fisher: are there cameras that work underwater? Oh watch this~

He runs his hands gently along the anemones tentacles. They retract then latch on looking for food in his hand

Fisher: go ahead and pet it~ this one doesn’t sting

[the1920sisntaphasemom]

I do hope I didn't miss ask the boys. I ain't been here since u did that post.

Oh yeah you reminded me,

AYO PEEPS!!!

Ask the boys is open until the official designs of the Swapfell boys drops!!

[bunnis-monsters]

Hello!

Not a request but do you have any thoughts on peacock hybrids?

Male peacock hybrid spreading out his feathers to impress you. He’s very snobby and thinks you’ll fall to your knees and just BEG to mate with him after seeing how pretty his feathers are.

But you’re not a peacock hybrid. You couldn’t care less about how pretty his feathers are, he has been a royal cunt the entire time you’ve known him.

So now he’s scrambling, utterly confused and heartbroken that you’ve rejected him. He cries himself to sleep that night, completely insecure over his feathers.

“You’re an asshole.”

That was your answer when he asked why you rejected him the next day. He had come into your bakery with his eyes all puffy and red from crying, his feathers drooping.

“You come in here every day, order the same complicated thing, act rude to my staff, and never think to say thank you. That, and you’re snobby. I’m not your servant, why should I have to spread the cream cheese on YOUR bagel!?”

He was utterly stunned. In the past, he’d rejected many females who swooned over his beautiful feathers. He had fallen head over heels for you… yet you felt nothing for him.

It was the first time he ever really got called out for how he behaved.

Perhaps it’s time to take a look inward for once… and he’s not sure why, but imagining finally getting to have you as all his… makes his pants tight.

[nakathemoth]

Constantine honest to god thought a child had just been struck by lightning and died by his side

[minimanuke]

This image was MADE for them