#ask roach

[ask-roach-questions]

In the event that someone's insides are now on their outside, just put a clean, damp cloth over any visible intestines to keep them moist until help arrives!

Follow for more tips and tricks.

#eviscerationwednesdays

[roachgore]

so who was the artist behind it?

if i remember correctly the artist behind it was ano shimizu (i believe this is his pen name?). him and a fellow artist were big fans of wrestling and traveled overseas to watch some shows which led to this.

theres not much about him online but he did some official art for video games back in the day such as these.

im not sure if he draws anymore but anyway this art is a big inspiration to me

[cockroachinaroom]

Please don't ignore me

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You are my only hope for survival.

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[ask-roach-questions]

I've been using the leftover rhino horn as a local anesthetic and it seems to be working. It's possible that's the placebo effect but I really don't want to know if it is. I don't want to somehow subtly undermine the placebo effect for my patients by showing that I know it doesn't really work.

the one way "rhino horn is pure placebo" works imo is if you assume the kraken era started with ed doing actual drugs but jim & frenchie & fang got worried he'd overdose fairly early so frenchie launched an elaborate scam to convince him that rhino horn is actually the hardest and most badass drug that exists, which completely worked and is the main reason ed's still alive by the end of it. as a side effect of the scam they accidentally also convinced archie it was a real drug and afterward nobody was able to explain otherwise

[yooo-lets-go]

Wish you were here

[solarpunkani]

Hot 4am take but I feel like if we want to get people more interested in making their yards a more habitable space for wildlife like insects, we have to acknowledge that ‘Don’t want bugs in your house’ is still a 100% fair and valid point of view. ‘Loves nature’ and ‘doesn’t want roaches spiders and mosquitoes in the house’ aren’t opposites.

And with that in mind, when we propose to people that spraying pesticides around houses is Not A Good Idea, Actually, I feel like we need to give an alternative asides from ‘deal with it.’

[yvnziee]

you wouldn’t be anywhere near comprehending my dreams to understand how i got to this point in life—drawing grown warriors—afraid of a platypus—clinging onto princesses

[ask-roach-questions]

Bee stings are an excellent remedy for arthritic complaints. Seems Captain (emeritus) Stede was just being practical.

did stede do anything embarrassing while he was stoned?

Eddie got really horny, climbed in his lap and started grinding on him and kissing his neck, and instead of fucking him like a normal person Stede acted like it wasn't happening and kept rambling about bees. He also ended up crying about bees at some point.

[cod-dump]

Just played some MWII (2009) last night, shot Soap in the ass by accident because I saw sudden movement.

And then I proceeded to get nailed by a snow mobile.

Captain MacTavish having to write a report on how he ended up with a bullet in the ass and why Roach got knocked into next week by a snow mobile. It’s funny now, looking back at it, but in that moment it was so fucking embarrassing having to take note what happened.

Ghost wouldn’t stop laughing when he got all the information on what happened, in tears because he’s laughing so hard. Best part (for Ghost) is that Soap isn’t even sitting properly yet, which just adds to the humor of it all.

It may have been embarrassing for the two of them, but at least someone got a much needed laugh.

[thedemonofcat]

Jaskier’s family is furious at Geralt’s mistreatment of him! They get back at him the way noblemen do: not inviting him to tea parties, ignoring him at functions, and spreading rumors that he’s impotent.

One thing Geralt quickly discovers about the Pankratz family is that there are *a lot* of them. More than he ever imagined. For all the time he’s spent with Jaskier, he’s still surprised by just how many siblings the bard has.

“These,” Geralt muttered to Roach, holding up a bundle of papers, “are twelve letters from Jaskier’s family. Every single one just says the same thing: you’re not invited.”

The words lingered in the air as Geralt’s mind churned, trying to piece it all together. The letters. The pitying looks people had started giving him. Slowly, a terrible realization clawed its way to the surface.

“Jaskier’s dead, isn’t he?”

[ask-roach-questions]

@ask-calico-jack @ask-stede-bonnet @ask-edward-teach weigh in?

[ask-roach-questions]

And it was a pleasure sailing with you, Cap'n!

Would you consider yourself a bad bitch?

One of history's baddest. 💅🏾

[roachgore]

is the amiibo repaint in your icon done by you? i feel like it was, but i honestly cant remember if i made that up or not.

no it wasnt by me but this is the original image (with my icon being tweaked a bit by me back in 2017). i honest to god cant find who did this with all the reverse image searching i could do but here it is anyway.

[yi3248]

this came to me in a dream

a sooty + burns version below read more

[hurrraaid]

Your Roach has green eyes?! AHH! He's gorgeous!

Yeah, I don't tend to like colouring my art anymore, so I guess it's hard to portray my hcs of eye and hair colours.

But in all aus except cryptid hunter au I have green eyes for roach. He has brown/Amber eyes in cryptid hunter au!

[yooo-lets-go]

When no one mentions roaches random item antennas does he make them bigger and more obnoxious till he ends up with windshield wipers or something on his head?

P.s in love with these weirdos you have blessed us with

That’s tactical I suppose