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Do you happen to still have that quick little ytp you did of the brand new shoes guy? Wanted to show it to a friend but the twitter video doesn't exist anymore
I gotchu, here it is (I titled it "check out my news")
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#this stream had it all. feet. toes. piss. sniffing. sonic inflation. naked stream. this. whatever this is.#did i miss anything#i had to watch this over the course of 3 days. 7 hours.#this is not the worst bit. somehow. i think the duke poop rating bit was the worst. overall. in general.#<- do Not ask me for a timestamp or source for that. I never wrote it down. It was an old quake champions stream thats all i know#I AM NOT PUTTING THIS IN THE TAG I CANT DO THAT TO PEOPLE#video
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hi i’m new here and i followed u for ur lis stuff… so super cute
can u draw me a chloe??? ty!!! ❤️❤️❤️
well since you asked so nicely :3
#asks#my art#life is strange#chloe price#i uh thought the pose looked cool#but it kinda looks like shes twerking#or taking a poop#ah...#oh well. she's allowed to do both of these things. i won't stop her.#if you saw the version without her tattoo#no u didnt
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I just want to say a huge thank you for fostering the momma and babies- I love seeing the baby update photos you share here and as a shelter worker I know exactly how difficult it is to find dog fosters for mom and babies, especially dogs. I'm sure the place you are fostering for is so so thankful for you.
I’m having a lot of fun! Honestly raising a litter of puppies has been on my bucket list for a while :p and if people r looking for the experience of raising a litter, checking your local shelter to see if they have any litters in need of fostering is a great way to go!
Pros: free puppies. Temporary commitment. You don’t have to pay for it. Free.
THAT BEING SAID I totally get why it’s harder to find fosters for litters and mamas. I have made this helpful guide for those considering doing the same.
#asks#mostly in jest I knew there would be poop going into this#but also. u need to understand.#the volume of poop being produced.#I had to ask the shelter if I could use their dumpster bc they are producing too much waste for my garbage can#foster puppy
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You know what I LOVE that Ravio canonically is a bird owner, because you've gotta be a particular kind of person to voluntarily own and love one of those nasty little guys, and he is that person.
Even after all the cursed things I've drawn this feels perhaps the worst because it's so... Realistic...
#tw unsanitary#ask to tag#Ask#Ravio#Wind#Sheerow#Yea there's many Links meet aus but this is the only one with bird poop. Checkmate
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Gossips and Judgement

POV: They’re hearing the most outrageous requests given to the Lamb from some followers.
Figuring out more AU stuff but I like to pull these three into cousin-coded trio.
#cotl oc#cotl#cotl aym#cotl baal#cotl fanart#what do you mean you want to eat a bowl of poop?????!#I swear they be asking for the most questionable things.
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I am horrified at the way desi elders will force everyone to have kids but will never call out the absent fathers or the men who ignore their responsibilities as a dad and then proceed to blame everything on the mother
#wdym you get irritated when YOUR baby cries?#it was YOUR choice to have her#and how is everyone okay with this statement being said?#and why are we blaming the young mom who's pulling all the weight despite having zero support or experience#i feel bad for the new mom#and the baby#like the baby didn't ask for the family to be like this#and to all the people who find it annoying when babies cry or pee or poop#don't have them#don't dump the responsibilities on your partner and act superior#like ofc it's a baby#i hate how patriarchy lets men get away from their responsibilities
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I really like the bunny drawing you use in some YTPs. Do you have a png of it? Thank you! :3
Do you have an example? I'm having a hard time remembering any specific times I've put a bunny drawing in my videos - probably because my memory is mush after Appreciating a lot of bunny drawings lately
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what do u think edwin's music taste would be if he was born more modernish (either like same time as charles or like current times)
there is but one answer

(but also i'm not the most knowledgeable about music, but probably some combination of classical and something sad and lonely...NOT the smiths, but like, the sad vibes)
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Wyvern the puppy was having a grand time on the couch until he managed to catch his own reflection. There was one terrified “boof” then he ran away and put himself to bed.
#ramblies#wyvern the pup#he appears reluctant to go out at nighttime#but there’s been no accidents in the house today and he’s responding with recognition when asked to potty#the real milestone was seeing him sniffing in the hallway right after a pee walk and asking if he needed to go potty#got a slight tail wag and took him out and he pooped so I’m feeling pretty proud
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Today my son told me to draw Zero playing stardew valley ddjdjsja he's a little genius when he's not asking me to draw gross things
#stardew valley#megaman x#mmx#zero#axl is a cat#vile is a scarecrow#help#my art#I love my son#but#he asked me to draw X pooping his pants#:)
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yall are FAKE i fucking LOVE adam sandler. I have seen and loved EVERY MOVIE. I SAW HIM LIVE. I will not stand for adam sandler slander. HES A GOOD GUY AND FUNNY!! YALL HATE TO SEE A FUNNY LOOKING JOKER THRIVE!! Im an adam sandler lover til the very end
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Corvus wants to marry Soren, so he makes them marriage necklaces because his parents had them. Corvus even goes as far as to ask Rayla for her blessing of marrying Soren because his Mom asked his Mamas parents for their blessing. He has it all planned out because he wants it to be special for Soren.
But one day they're both just laying in bed. Well Soren is laying in bed, Corvus is sitting up and reading a book. It's their day off so they're just enjoying each other's company. Soren is just watching Corvus read, he just woke up. Corvus probably already knows and is just letting him slowly wake up and Soren doesn't mind, he enjoys watching Corvus simply exist.
But there is something that Soren has been thinking about, something that he wants so desperately. Soren wants to marry Corvus. The thought first appeared when Soren woke up before Corvus and saw the man sleeping so peacefully. And it was running circles around his head as he watched Corvus read.
"Will you marry me?"
The question came out quietly but Corvus still heard it. Soren didn't even mean to say it aloud, not yet at least. But it didn't matter, it's out in the open and he wants to know Corvus' answer. Corvus can only stare, he's been planning on asking Soren for so long. Like stated before, he had everything planned out. Yet somehow, Soren managed to beat him to the punch. Just like when they first got together,
Corvus had a whole plan on asking Soren to be his. Soren asked first, they were in a similar situation to now. They were just relaxing together and Soren just asked, there was no build up, nothing to indicate that Soren was going to ask. Soren just asked and waited for a response.
Much like now, he's staring at Corvus and simply waiting for an answer. Corvus can only get out a weak, "huh?" which causes Soren to push himself up into a sitting position. Corvus set his book down, giving Soren his full attention. Corvus was going to say yes but his mouth was faster than his brain in that moment.
"We can get married if we want to and I want to marry you. Do you wanna marry me?"
It was a simple but honest explanation. Soren stared at Corvus much like a cat that gave its owner a mouse and was now waiting for a response of any kind.
"I do want to marry you."
#the dragon prince#soren#tdp soren#soren the dragon prince#corvus#tdp corvus#corvus the dragon prince#sorvus#thought of this while on the toilet#the thoughts i get for them while pooping is wild#like i came up with a whole ass daughter for them#and before you ask#soren did threaten to fight corvus for the title of mom since he was going to be the one to give birth#while corvus wasnt#and yes this is me trying to push my trans soren agenda#and my soren asks corvus out first agenda#corvus might have a foolproof plan but soren doesnt gaf#he wants to marry corvus and he will ask#giveusthesaga#continuethesaga#give us arc 3
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wait wait wait what happens when the kids and other teachers DO find out about jehanparnasse please I need to know
They have a field day with it, of course!
Both sets of teachers (Patron Minette and Les Amis) already knew of Jehanparnasse's....entanglements for a looong time and they HATE IT!!! /lh. They keep begging them to plsplspls block the other person's number. However, now that the students think that they're just regularly dating, perhaps they can healthily communicate about what their relationship is and what they expect out of it........? Or perhaps not :p
(I know @prouvairesverse was also interested in teacher!Jehanparnasse info 👀 so here ya go!)
#a more patient and creative person than me can probably write a good Jehanparnasse-focused spinoff of this#alas all I can do is poop out silly worldbuilding-ish doodles#feel free to take this and run wild with it tho lol#les mis#les mis fanart#jean prouvaire#montparnasse#jehanparnasse#syrup art tag#syrup teacher au#syrup asks
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Don't remember ever seeing Gonzo before so just read his tags to see when he was adopted, somehow never saw him all these years!
Reading the tags led me to a question, does he still have salpingitis?
Also; I've always wondered, how do you stop flightful birbs from pooping everywhere?
I know Joey is flightless but that's always been a question that pops up when I see indoor birbs (and then forget to Google or ask)
He does not have salpingitis. Thankfully doc ended up being wrong about that. Salpingitis is basically a death sentence. The little man is still doing very well. I just cover his cage every night to try to discourage him from laying more eggs.
In regards to the pooping, you can potty train parrots to only poop in their cage or while on a perch. That being said, parrot poop has basically no smell (unless you let it accumulate for a long time) and it’s relatively easy to clean up. For hard floors you just wipe it up. And even if it gets on something like a couch you can just use a wet cloth and a little scrubbing to clean it off.
#Joey won’t poop on me#and if he’s on me and has to poop he’ll start biting at my cheek to let me know he wants to be put somewhere else to poop#Joey#ask
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hi @insert-the-4thwall-entity wanna draw crossover shitpos in ytp rpg, bluecop, tobot x and ryan, bumblebee earthspark frighting with sans, bumblebee animated, and speed from tobot detective galaxy (aka tobot v) (do you know YouTube poop CD-i)

wondering (and still am) when will mcb will get their own ytps
[bonus high quality png of characters under cut]
#insert-answers.exe#insert-doodles.png#or jpg in this case#ask#ask box#inbox#request#art request#requests#art requests#metal cardbot#tobot#transformers#transformers animated#transformers earthspark#ytp#youtube poop#random cdi battle
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