#ask numbers

[tiredgayloser]

18, 72 and 98 for the ask numbers! :)

18. ideal weather? Stormy. I'm talking massive thunderstorms and lightning. That is PRIME writing time. Not beneficial for anything else I do with my life, but I bloody love it.

72. worst subject? I've always sucked arse at Maths. I can't do complex maths problems at all. My brain just doesn't work that way 🤷‍♂️

98. favorite historical era? Does the Mezozoic Era as a whole count? 😆 I'm such a little prehistoric nerd. Have been since I was a kid. My favourite period is probably the Cretaceous. If that doesn't count and you want a more 'human-y' answer, I find the Age of Enlightenment fascinating!

[abattoirstars]

coming back for round two: 60 and 63

ty for boosting engagement when you are literally in the next room c, doing god's work on this one.

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

this is entrapment. i have gone insane about Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury in the last week because it's just about an autistic lesbian fighting people in her gundam because she loves her comedy-of-errors-mean-girl-fiancé she got in the first episode. realistically the gundam world looks like dogshit to live in but i simply Love A Mech.

63. five songs that would play in your club?

Blue Monday - New Order. I have lived in Manchester for 4 years and only heard this song in a club only once, it was the night the Queen died. Massive.

Photo ID - Remi Wolf & Dominic Fike. 'Pictures of my friends on my instagram/ and photos of my toes on my OnlyFans.' banger. turbobanger.

Night of the Long Knives - Everything Everything. I saw this live after working an 8 hour shift on my feet and then walking 5 miles to get to the gig, and the pit was still Great. Good balance of Form a Pit and Don't Be Alienating.

Shadow Moses - Bring Me The Horizon. Ahhh fuck it I love mosh pits. This setlist needs more mosh pits.

When The Sun Goes Down - Arctic Monkeys. Sorry not sorry yelling 'SAID WHO'S THAT GIRL THERE' after Several Pints still Fucking Goes. die mad.

and of course my real answer which is Pitbull covers of Lola, Revolution Lover, Dude Looks Like A Lady, Five Colours in Her Hair, and Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues.

[tiredgayloser]

I fuck with this

weird asks that say a lot

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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

7. earbuds or headphones?

8. movies or tv shows?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

12. name of your favorite playlist?

13. lanyard or key ring?

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

18. ideal weather?

19. sleeping position?

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

21. obsession from childhood?

22. role model?

23. strange habits?

24. favorite crystal?

25. first song you remember hearing?

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

28. five songs to describe you?

29. best way to bond with you?

30. places that you find sacred?

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

32. top five favorite vines?

33. most used phrase in your phone?

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

35. average time you fall asleep?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

38. lemonade or tea?

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

41. last person you texted?

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

44. favorite scent for soap?

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

47. favorite type of cheese?

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

51. current stresses?

52. favorite font?

53. what is the current state of your hands?

54. what did you learn from your first job?

55. favorite fairy tale?

56. favorite tradition?

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

62. seven characters you relate to?

63. five songs that would play in your club?

64. favorite website from your childhood?

65. any permanent scars?

66. favorite flower(s)?

67. good luck charms?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

70. left or right handed?

71. least favorite pattern?

72. worst subject?

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

82. pc or console?

83. writing or drawing?

84. podcasts or talk radio?

84. barbie or polly pocket?

85. fairy tales or mythology?

86. cookies or cupcakes?

87. your greatest fear?

88. your greatest wish?

89. who would you put before everyone else?

90. luckiest mistake?

91. boxes or bags?

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

93. nicknames?

94. favorite season?

95. favorite app on your phone?

96. desktop background?

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

98. favorite historical era?

[switchthedragon]

Fuck it

If this post gets 30k notes I'll ask to go see a therapist.

[chaosmenu]

i cant stop thinking about the fact that the us and uk killed one million people in indonesia as part of the cold war effort and barely anybody knows about it much less cares. trying to tell somebody about it especially in the west will just garner laughter and celebration -- genocide is okay if they are (true or suspected) communists, no matter what. one million people

[7lizardsinacoat]

SAY HI, PACK OF PIXIES!

Every time I rewatch A Court of Fey and Flowers (or let's be real, any campaign Aabria Iyengar is in or runs), I had more and more wanted to paint her. So I did. Truly one of my favorite and most inspirational DMs, and a fashion icon to boot.

[followthebluebell]

Hi! Wanted to ask, is there any particular breed of cat in your shelter that tends to be adopted quickly? Are there cats that seem to be more difficult to adopt out?

Yeah, sphynxes tend to be adopted out super quick. I'm surprised we still have Peach and Finn--- I knew we'd have them for a while because we were treating Finn's FIP, but I didn't expect to STILL have them. We usually have a list of people looking for sphynxes, but all of the people on the list are only looking for ONE cat, not two.

So bonded pairs are more difficult to adopt out, unless they are tiny baby kittens.

tbh, a lot of pedigreed cats get adopted out relatively quickly due to the whole 'we have a list of people looking for this exact breed' thing. Like I've already got people asking about Persephone just because they want a bengal and don't mind working with her severe fears. I'm not complaining about that, exactly. Some part of me feels some kind of way about that but I try not to let it bother me too much.

Domestic shorthairs are the hardest to adopt out (medium haired cats are the most popular of the non-pedigreed cats; longhaired cats are slightly less popular but still pretty desirable). People are well aware that they can get a moggie anywhere. I can swear up and down that my moggies are special (because they are), but so is every cat. Can't really argue with that.

Cats that are a bit 'generic' don't get adopted as quickly. Short haired tabbies and solid blacks are the slowest to get adopted. People want something that looks more 'interesting'. I teach my 'less desirable' cats little tricks to make them more adoptable and it tends to work.

Cats with visible, but not super work intensive, disabilities get adopted pretty quickly. Cats with one eye or three legs are fairly popular. People always think 'ohh no one will want this one', but they're wrong. Everyone loves a nice disabled kitty, so a short-haired tabby with three legs or one eye will be adopted pretty quick.

Fully blind or deaf cats are less popular, but there's generally still a list of people looking for that. Blindness is more 'adoptable' than deafness.

Cats with invisible disabilities or medical needs are the slowest of all to be adopted. Like diabetes or something similar. If a cat has an ongoing medical need that could be expensive, that cat is going to be with us for a while.

[noodles-and-tea]

YOOO YOU LIKE MOUTHWASHING??!!

Yessirrrrr

[spacecolonie]

everything

[magicicephoenix]

Poor Sunny is at his thin line of patience! How about we add a new rule buddy, shall we!?

*scribble scribble*

There! Now they should stop with that "I was crazy once and yada yada yada"

The new rule said "At the daycare is not allowed says I was crazy once or jokes that are close to it"

If they keep going well, I guess you have to ban lots of people Sun *shrugs*

finally, Sun gets the break he deserves 🙏

non-anon askers tagged under the cut :)

@jfjustjackie

@star-bean-shine

@thefallenhumanlivingnightmares

@ender-eyes

@dimension-hopper-anon

@chaotic-beehive

@jack-o-moon-askblog

@youracebuddy

@tired-robo-mask

@raccoons-in-a-dumpster

@justfangirlstuffs

@newstar11

[tiredgayloser]

From the weird ask number: 48, 59 and 66 <3

🫶

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

A plum or a mango. no rhyme or reason

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

This is fucking awful to admit, but it would definitely be ‘smash’. Smash has become my positive response to absolutely anything and everything. It’s terrible

66. favorite flower(s)?

I think they’re called Helleborus? They’re these beautiful near-black flowers with yellow pollen in the middle. Stunning things.

[abattoirstars]

17, 43, 48? 🫶 and if you want a bonus then your favourite number too !!

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

my pair* of standard 10-eye black docs. i wore them white laced like this for the last 4? 5? years (and only got called out once by a 14 year old who'd clearly seen a tiktok about lace code) but recently switched to purple ribbon to get more Femme with it

*technically pairs. i had a leather pair that broke along my little toe in 2020, got a new pair and fell for the 'vegan leather' nonsense so was wearing my polyurethane pair until about a fortnight ago, but since they're now broken in the same way i'm back to the leather because they're comfier. the photos are both of the plastic pair.

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket, or bomber jacket?

ooh! i was a die hard denim jacket wearer for 4 years but recently i've hard pivoted and now i'm cardies till i die. i have a lovely pale blue with strawberry's one (nicked from c), a lovely Thick black wool one (stolen from c), a thinner grey one i accidentally shrunk a bit in the wash which i'm still slightly angry about, and this SICK dinosaur print one which i already loved but works way better now i own high waisted jeans.

48. if you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?

big if. can i cheat a bit and say specifically apple with cinnamon on it, because that's been a favourite snack of mine since i was Very Small and yknow, transforming the feeling of the original fruit seems apt.

ty danny!

[weirdglassthing]

Don’t give a mouse a cookie but it’s don’t give an artist a canon detail about a character anyways torbeks favorite movie!!

Sorry for inactivity but I’ve got some FIRE things coming up 🫡

[archivoasks]

questions I think would be fun to be asked

what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?

show us a picture of your handwriting?

3 films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?

what’s an inside joke you have with your family or friends?

what made you start your blog?

what’s the best and worst part of being online/a creator?

what scares you the most and why?

any reacquiring dreams?

tell a story about your childhood

would you say you’re an emotional person?

what do you consider to be romance?

what’s some good advice you want to share?

what are you doing right now?

what’s something you’ve always wanted to do but maybe been to scared to do?

what do you think of when you hear the word “home”?

if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

name 3 things that make you happy

do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens?

favourite thing about the day?

favourite things about the night?

are you a spiritual person?

say 3 things about someone you love

say 3 things about someone you hate

what’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for?

fave season and why?

fave colour and why?

any nicknames?

do you collect anything?

what do you do when you’re sad?

what’s one thing that never fails to make you happy/happier?

are you messy or organised?

how many tabs do you have open right now?

any hobbies?

any pet peeves?

do you trust easily?

are you an open book or do you have walls up?

share a secret

fave song at the moment?

youtuber you’ve been obsessed with and why?

any bad habits?

(this post was stolen from @teenage-mutant-ninja-freak, since it couldn't be reblogged anymore)

[varian-ross-horror-author]

"Disabled people should be allowed to be as independent as we can be" and "disabled people should not be pressured to be hyper-independent in order to not wind up in nursing homes against our will" are two thoughts that can, and should, exist at the same time.

[slutdge]

I like that the way you talk about middle aged men is almost misogynistic

slaps that old mans ass and says "youd be prettier if you smiled more"