#ask numbers

[tiredgayloser]

18, 72 and 98 for the ask numbers! :)

18. ideal weather? Stormy. I'm talking massive thunderstorms and lightning. That is PRIME writing time. Not beneficial for anything else I do with my life, but I bloody love it.

72. worst subject? I've always sucked arse at Maths. I can't do complex maths problems at all. My brain just doesn't work that way 🤷‍♂️

98. favorite historical era? Does the Mezozoic Era as a whole count? 😆 I'm such a little prehistoric nerd. Have been since I was a kid. My favourite period is probably the Cretaceous. If that doesn't count and you want a more 'human-y' answer, I find the Age of Enlightenment fascinating!

[abattoirstars]

coming back for round two: 60 and 63

ty for boosting engagement when you are literally in the next room c, doing god's work on this one.

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

this is entrapment. i have gone insane about Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury in the last week because it's just about an autistic lesbian fighting people in her gundam because she loves her comedy-of-errors-mean-girl-fiancé she got in the first episode. realistically the gundam world looks like dogshit to live in but i simply Love A Mech.

63. five songs that would play in your club?

Blue Monday - New Order. I have lived in Manchester for 4 years and only heard this song in a club only once, it was the night the Queen died. Massive.

Photo ID - Remi Wolf & Dominic Fike. 'Pictures of my friends on my instagram/ and photos of my toes on my OnlyFans.' banger. turbobanger.

Night of the Long Knives - Everything Everything. I saw this live after working an 8 hour shift on my feet and then walking 5 miles to get to the gig, and the pit was still Great. Good balance of Form a Pit and Don't Be Alienating.

Shadow Moses - Bring Me The Horizon. Ahhh fuck it I love mosh pits. This setlist needs more mosh pits.

When The Sun Goes Down - Arctic Monkeys. Sorry not sorry yelling 'SAID WHO'S THAT GIRL THERE' after Several Pints still Fucking Goes. die mad.

and of course my real answer which is Pitbull covers of Lola, Revolution Lover, Dude Looks Like A Lady, Five Colours in Her Hair, and Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues.

[switchthedragon]

Fuck it

If this post gets 30k notes I'll ask to go see a therapist.

[chaosmenu]

i cant stop thinking about the fact that the us and uk killed one million people in indonesia as part of the cold war effort and barely anybody knows about it much less cares. trying to tell somebody about it especially in the west will just garner laughter and celebration -- genocide is okay if they are (true or suspected) communists, no matter what. one million people

[7lizardsinacoat]

SAY HI, PACK OF PIXIES!

Every time I rewatch A Court of Fey and Flowers (or let's be real, any campaign Aabria Iyengar is in or runs), I had more and more wanted to paint her. So I did. Truly one of my favorite and most inspirational DMs, and a fashion icon to boot.

[spacecolonie]

everything

[archivoasks]

questions I think would be fun to be asked

what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?

show us a picture of your handwriting?

3 films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?

what’s an inside joke you have with your family or friends?

what made you start your blog?

what’s the best and worst part of being online/a creator?

what scares you the most and why?

any reacquiring dreams?

tell a story about your childhood

would you say you’re an emotional person?

what do you consider to be romance?

what’s some good advice you want to share?

what are you doing right now?

what’s something you’ve always wanted to do but maybe been to scared to do?

what do you think of when you hear the word “home”?

if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

name 3 things that make you happy

do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens?

favourite thing about the day?

favourite things about the night?

are you a spiritual person?

say 3 things about someone you love

say 3 things about someone you hate

what’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for?

fave season and why?

fave colour and why?

any nicknames?

do you collect anything?

what do you do when you’re sad?

what’s one thing that never fails to make you happy/happier?

are you messy or organised?

how many tabs do you have open right now?

any hobbies?

any pet peeves?

do you trust easily?

are you an open book or do you have walls up?

share a secret

fave song at the moment?

youtuber you’ve been obsessed with and why?

any bad habits?

(this post was stolen from @teenage-mutant-ninja-freak, since it couldn't be reblogged anymore)

[varian-ross-horror-author]

"Disabled people should be allowed to be as independent as we can be" and "disabled people should not be pressured to be hyper-independent in order to not wind up in nursing homes against our will" are two thoughts that can, and should, exist at the same time.

[slutdge]

I like that the way you talk about middle aged men is almost misogynistic

slaps that old mans ass and says "youd be prettier if you smiled more"

[mooshroomterrarium]

r/malelivingspace post from etho about his ex-wife moving in with him in his roofless gravel shack. not a complete thought but do you see my vision

[tiredgayloser]

From the weird ask number: 48, 59 and 66 <3

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48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

A plum or a mango. no rhyme or reason

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

This is fucking awful to admit, but it would definitely be ‘smash’. Smash has become my positive response to absolutely anything and everything. It’s terrible

66. favorite flower(s)?

I think they’re called Helleborus? They’re these beautiful near-black flowers with yellow pollen in the middle. Stunning things.

[abattoirstars]

17, 43, 48? 🫶 and if you want a bonus then your favourite number too !!

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

my pair* of standard 10-eye black docs. i wore them white laced like this for the last 4? 5? years (and only got called out once by a 14 year old who'd clearly seen a tiktok about lace code) but recently switched to purple ribbon to get more Femme with it

*technically pairs. i had a leather pair that broke along my little toe in 2020, got a new pair and fell for the 'vegan leather' nonsense so was wearing my polyurethane pair until about a fortnight ago, but since they're now broken in the same way i'm back to the leather because they're comfier. the photos are both of the plastic pair.

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket, or bomber jacket?

ooh! i was a die hard denim jacket wearer for 4 years but recently i've hard pivoted and now i'm cardies till i die. i have a lovely pale blue with strawberry's one (nicked from c), a lovely Thick black wool one (stolen from c), a thinner grey one i accidentally shrunk a bit in the wash which i'm still slightly angry about, and this SICK dinosaur print one which i already loved but works way better now i own high waisted jeans.

48. if you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?

big if. can i cheat a bit and say specifically apple with cinnamon on it, because that's been a favourite snack of mine since i was Very Small and yknow, transforming the feeling of the original fruit seems apt.

ty danny!

[lethal-spaceship]

please more dipcifica i am on my hands and knees 🙏

SIR YES SIR also feel free to give me any dipcifica requests (twirling my hair giggling)

when I got this ask I was like:

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

[aalyre]

one thing about the foxes that will always make me giddy is the team taking shots at their own goals knowing that andrew’s gonna catch the ball

[zan0tix]

Workplace Malpractice 🫶

Every day i get closer to drawing jake in drag 🙏 one day