#ask me questions?

[poisoncherryy]

I'm drunk and bored! Ask me anything my babes

[alottamoney]

Taennie are together. It's obvious. Only Taekookers are in denial.

Taehyung hasn't posted since December. Yet back then he posted similar photos to Jennie.

Also the restaurant and the Winnie the Pooh photos look staged but just how could they stage Jeju photos. Or the apartment picture.

Taehyung is probably bisexual and maybe even Jennie. People don't look beyond her glam appearance. Jennie isn't just empty-headed her team calls her smart and professional, her 'attitude' is because YG literally punished her for dating Kai and also used BlackPink to burnish their criminal activities. She is going to leave YG and Taehyung is a good partner to have when you want to 'rebel', just look at him getting Jungkook to break the rules about insta live.

You're giving Taekookers a run for their money with this dot connection, anon.

[tunakitchen]

35K QBAGINA‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥💯💯💥 MINECRAFT YURI 🔛🔝

clip from @pixiecaps

[mamatater]

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

[inkskinned]

this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.

good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.

sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.

so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.

one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.

[lazylittledragon]

at the friday panel andrew wincott said raphael and astarion should go on holiday together and i can’t stop thinking about it

[bbybearcubbs]

5 & 24 & 38 for the ask game <3

Ask Game

5. "What made you start your blog?"

24. "What's one thing you're proud of yourself for?"

38. "Fav song at the moment?"

5. I used to write on Wattpad but my stories started loosing traction. That's when I found out about Tumblr so~ I came over here hoping more people would like and read my stories and I kinda just...stuck around afterwards

24. I'm proud of myself for taking back my life. My life wasn't fully mine up until early last year and I was running myself into the ground because of it. But I realized what was happening and decided I wasn't going to let that shit continue. I'm less stressed, much happier and just actually living my life now, something I hadn't done since I was probably 10 or 11. Life is still hard and likes fucking me over sometimes but it's not as mentally tormenting as it used to be

38. My fav song right now is 1000% "Deja Vu" by TxT!! It's literally sooooooooooo good!! I've had it on repeat for days!

Thanks for participating Teri💛💛💛 You're awesome🤧✨

[yournewcryptid]

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

[gay-little-izzet]

Penelope!!!! (If she was in Hades 2)

The location I would put her in doesn’t exist in the game yet, but I tried to do a bit of a background.

Personally I would understand if Penelope doesn’t actually show up in Hades 2, there’s so much going on in the game already, buuuut if she was there….

I think there’s a lot of fun metaphor in unraveling the day’s weavings as a form of turning back the clock, hence “Witch of Unwinding”. Penelope isn’t referred to as a witch in any myths that I know of, but for various reasons I think it’s a fun change.

[unholyhymns]

still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.

very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill

[bighornerherder]

This payment is WILD, the package is just a dinky old poker chip. Anyway, wish me luck everyone!

[kenvamp]

Uhm. Hello hermit nation🫣

[ditzybat]

jason who was expecting tim at titans tower: who tf are you?

robin steph, half in her pjs half in uniform eating a whole tub of peanut butter while watching kuwtk: robin, duh

jason: but you’re a girl?

steph: obviously

jason worried he got his intel wrong: but, robin cant be a girl he’s—

steph: wowwwww, i didnt think the red hood was sexist, see this is why spoilers better

jason: … i’ll be seeing myself out

steph turning back to her show: yeah, you and your spirit halloween robin costume go do that…

[chloesimaginationthings]

Is Michael Afton gay or European in FNAF?…

[urxdadd]

[saltlordofold]

did nobody here get the heads up that we're boycotting the Olympics or????