#ask me about makeup
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things you can tell people if they ask you about the scars on your face:
- "large scale worm attack" - "clowns tried to steal my skin but I got away" - "nearly got overtaken by the evil fog" - "cursed door incident" - "the angles cut me when I try to think" - "a cop bit me" - "gym membership went horribly wrong" - "rock concert went horribly wrong" - "got stuck underground for eight months" - "the last girl I kissed was reallyyyy hot. literally" - "stared at the void (it stared back)" - "got rid of the death vines but at what cost" - "ask me again and I'll give you fucking vertigo" - "I saw too much and now I bear the marks of my hubris" - "the spiders. they want out ::::)"
#sergey ushanka was an extinction statement I am SURE of it#extinction truthers rise up#pigeon.txt#the magnus archives#tma#inspired by: will people stop fucking ASKING about my face#the real answer is fairly severe dermatillomania#but like. why would you just ask a random person smth like that#“you could cover it with makeup” yeah but I Don't Want To#makeup is a shitty texture for me anyways#and we need to normalize skin that isn't fucking airbrushed and photoshopped#anyways!#you don't really have to know tma for this post to be funny ig??#but it makes it funnier
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Pick up the pace, pack up the gear Gimme some face, a souvenir Here come the gays, here comes the fear Now we're having fun
#sam reid#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire lestat#iwtv#interview with the vampire#long face#my gifs#i know this video has been giffed very extensively already but i couldn't find the exact gifs that i wanted so i made them myself#and then i thought if i already have them why not share#also never enough gifs of this beauty right?#make lestat even blonder and put him in a perm and suddenly i'm becoming a simp what's wrong with me#it's the makeup i tell you#can you imagine all of them in makeup when they come to his concert? louis getting all experimental and creepy tear-stained goth style#armand digging out his 1940s eyeliner again (as he goes backstage like a groupie to beg lestat for a hookup)#daniel would rock makeup too#anywayyy#second to last row is lestat's reaction to when they ask him about his “ex boyfriend” armand de nothing. bet?
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32. The decade you were born in: the 2000s! I'm a 2005 baby :]
#deliver me from being perfect and complete [queue]#you dont ask questions about project mayhem [boards]#2000s#y2k#nostalgia#lip gloss#makeup#cosmetics#silly bandz#kidcore#tv#television#technology#stereo#music#flip phone#glitter#rhinestones#ipod#camera#stickers#digital#pink#rainbow#blue#green#silver#stim#stim gif#stimboard
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commission for @ace-of-clovers !!!!
(yes this is king dedede as a drag queen fkhgskghksjg)
#i really had a lot of fun with this one#it taught me a lot about drawing makeup !!!! i have learned it's a lot easier than i thought#the dress is supposed to be glitter . my glitter brush didn't wanna cooperate with me that well so it kinda looks like tv static but#kirby series#king dedede#dedede#dedede gijinka#gijinka dedede#gijinka#firealpaca#drag queen#commission#art#lightly salted art#suggestive#(?)#ask to tag
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So I watched the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders documentary on Netflix (when I was a teen, the DCC reality TV show was my not so guilty pleasure) and I liked it. It reminded me why I liked the reality TV show.
But if you wanted to convince me that the cheerleaders shouldn't be paid more because it was a privilege to be a DCC, then maybe you shouldn't have highlighted the constant work, the need to be on all the time, the impact on your personal life, to have your body remain a constant weight throughout the year, the possibility of receiving death threats/harassment, as well the likely need for expensive life-changing surgeries. And, most importantly to the organisation, just how much money and publicity the cheerleaders bring in.
#dallas cowboy cheerleaders#netflix#dc cheerleaders#don't ask me how i got onto an american show about a sport i don't care about#like the constant pulling up on their makeup and bodies#as well as one careless remark can be called out in front of the whole room#they should be paid enough so they don't have to work a full time job on top of being a cheerleader#you can't talk about how much responsibility they have and then say you don't need to pay them any more
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a visual guide to all of hua cheng’s adaptations :D / follow for more hua cheng appreciation posts / transcribed notes + versions without my deisgn below the cut if you want this as a reference!
donghua
(by haoliners animation league) (i found multiple necklace designs in the manhua so i picked the most recent one - the S2 trailer)
very dark gray, straight hair
pointier nose
human ears
slightly paler than xie lian
parallelogram shaped eyepatch
thick braid
tall collar
broad shoulders
low neckline (cleavage)
tunic more form fitting
butterfly + geometric design (on belt and vambraces)
two belts
short red thread
e’ming has large red + white hilt
criss-cross chains (on boots)
white sole (on shoes)
book covers
(by 曰出的小大陽 / tai3_3)
same skin tone as Xie Lian
dark brown hair
trapezoid shaped eyepatch
very long hair + thinner hair
human ears
long nose, thinner face
red liner under the eyes
brain behind shoulder
big necklace charm
simple, loose fitting tunic
wavy + intricate design (on belt and vambraces)
long vambraces
minimal e'ming
endless red thread
lower boots
manhua
(by starember)
wavier, ink black hair
heavy eyeliner / shadow
mismatched earrings
very gray / pale skin
shield shaped eyepatch
arched eyebrow + piercing
lip glos
no hair strands in front of shoulders
beefy / dorito shaped
many outfits + hairstyles
extra straps on belt
pointy vambraces
floral design (on belt and vambraces)
very cool toned red
more detail overall
dark colored pants
e'ming is LONG
my design
(by @lazycranberrydoodles ) (subject to change)
blue / purple toned hair + skin
wolf cut type hairstyle
red & black eyeliner
trapezoid shaped eyepatch
pointy ears
black choker
lipgloss
many earrings (one is a fic reference :))
skinnier (died @ 17)
warmer toned red
big ol sleeves
floral + butterfly design (on belt and vambraces)
extra chain on belt for style
rings
simple e'ming
high boots w/ heel
#did you forget that my blog is hua cheng themed?#i hope this is useful to someone else!! rb if you save it ig#ask me questions about my design i have so many thoughts about Him :)#my design for him changes most times i draw him lmao but some things stay constant#my most important things are making his skin a very light blue/ purple#and making his ears and teeth pointy#no offense!! but im a little tired of official art that makes him look like a human guy#let my boy be dead looking#at the bare minimum in a sexy vampire kind of way#hua cheng: im going out. me: not dressed like that you arent.#hua cheng: better? (has on makeup jewelry demon king swag and high boots) me: yas bitch slay!!#tgcf#art#tian guan ci fu#heaven official’s blessing#hua cheng#digital art#my art#mxtx#reference#tgcf donghua#tgcf novel#tgcf manhua
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Hey how’d your date go? What’d you end up wearing?
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aww thank you for asking!!
Here's the look <3
MEN DNI
#At the advice of my friend who told me to wear quote a slutty top and fun pants which is silly bc I'm more a big sweater tiny skirt girl#This was pre hair and makeup dw#The date was nice v chill she bought me a couple drinks and I stayed the night at hers a little makeout cuddle times#We did have a cute makeout ses in the bar when we deciding to get more drinks and she did the Knee Thing and I was like oop time to go now!#asks#love letters only#💌 asks#That was sweet of you to ask!! How are you doing sweetheart??#🧎anon#omg forgot to tell u guys I got her number irl on public transportation like one stop before she got off it was v meet cute!#So I knew nothing about her v cute and fun I'm not an Apps girl#But the train was so full she offered to let me sit next to her which I declined but I was smiling at her and she made small talk!#And we had to reschedule a bunch so I thought she would give up but she was really trying!
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cheers to a happy hump day
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while it's cool to see women-focused sponsors in racing, it makes me physically cringe to see a long form interview with the f1 academy championship leader get sidetracked into a badly disclosed makeup ad...
#i mean all racing drivers do awkward ads#but something about asking how makeup empowers abbi pulling??? MAKEUP???? like out of everything that can make her feel powerful#i feel like elf did a better job than charlotte tilbury with taking a step back and letting katherine legge be the star#idk it just rings hollow to me#very 2015 girlboss cat eye sharp enough to kill a man feminism#f1 academy
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i love when they put makeup on him like yeah that’s my pretty girl
#i’d do anything to be one of those makeup artists#let me touch up his concealer while i ask him about his boyfriend#gotta let him know the girls on tumblr got him#no judgement pedri i’d let gavi hit too#pedri/gavi#pedri
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I don’t think you all realize how many times I’ve had to hold myself back from going on a long rant about the age gap N and Hilbert allegedly have according to Bulbapedia (just so you all know, I stand on the freak side of things, I genuinely would still ship them if the Pokemon company swore they were 14 and 20). It’s just narratively this is nonsense and does not fit and Word Of God means nothing when compared to source material so 16 and 18 makes way more sense. But again…not worth rambling about. One thing I will say is while I can kind of buy N as 20 (21 would make more sense as the next age milestone after 18 he might have been coronated at, but I guess 20 is from when you’re an adult in Japan?) it’s honestly Hilbert as 14 that grinds my gears more. Like why does Bulbapedia say he’s 14 and then within the trivia section of that very page, mention that interviews say he and Hilda were designed as 16. Like at least list 14-16 as the age range??? Like bruh, why is it not a range????? 16 is clearly one of the correct interpretation of his age. Constantly perplexed by this.
The damage Bulbapedia has done cause fools won’t play the source material and come to their own conclusions….
Like I guess if one wishes to assume Hilbert is younger than the game implies and N is older than the game implies have at it. You do you. But it’s such a bizarre shift to see in how the ship is viewed.
#Grinds my gears#again would still ship it no matter what but I have Feelings about word of god trumping source material#dare I tag this….#N#touya#pokemon#IsshuShipping#I’ve said my piece I’ve seen multiple people make arguments but I’ll still stand with my canceled ship#send an ask about it to the side blog if you want to see me go off the rails tho#I’ve thought about reasoning behind their ages too much#Syd rambles#I feel this needs the added context that I was drunk when I wrote this#went into a tizzy as a result of twitter pissing me off with age discourse#also this post is slowly turning into me putting on my clown makeup since over on the side blog I’m pondering embracing the “canon” age gap#since all of this is still 1000% true to me but spite is fueling me so I’m like fine for every person who trash talks the ship#even if they’re pro Isshu when they’re closer in age I still get annoyed at the trash talking (it’s that that annoys me more tbh)#people that are pro the ship but only when you do it “the right way”#so sure maybe I will use the foolish age gap#bizarre implications of what that means for Cheren having a full time job at 16 and all (that’s the other piece what it does to BW2 ages)#so to anyone liking this post realize I do play both sides of liking the ship cause I Do Not Care about the maybe/maybe not wider age gap
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#deliver me from being perfect and complete [queue]#you dont ask questions about project mayhem [boards]#lip gloss#makeup#cosmetics#clear#computers#digital#slime#gaming#resin shaker#typing#keyboards#ocean#water#green#stim#stim gif#stimboard
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Some Cassandra would be really nice! :D
Cassie is a real popular lady to get two requests!!
#my art#cats the musical#cats musical#cassandra#cassandra cats#answering asks#sorry i havent done any requests in a few days ive been absolutely pooped and also working on an art trade <3#cass is always interesting to draw- her design is so different from the other cats#these short wigs are always weird to draw. her giant ears here are ofc from international tour cass who will always be my fav#but a few details like her makeup white collar and leg warmers are stolen from early us tours#there was one actress in us tour 4 i believe who requested to have leg warmers for her cass#and i like it tbh. i think she needs SOMETHING even if theyre just simple warmers#also bothers me that her gloves are always flat brown so i gave them a bit of a gradation#sorry its sounding like im complaining about cassandras design a lot whoops#just wanted to chat about my influences i swear <3
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#so i did meet my old friend from years ago yesterday. i was sooooo nervous omgggg. and i was waiting outside the café we agreed on#and then saw them walk in and i was like omgggg. the anxiety... but then i gathered courage and walked towards it and thry saw me thru the#window and came out and immediately hugged me. then they were like 'omg i've been so nervous. even more than before like a date!!'#so that made me relax a bit. i feel like i dont really fully estimate what i mean to them. maybe they care about me as well haha !!#then we just got our stuff and i chose a smoothie and was ready to pay but they just got it with their stuff (they work at this chain so#they got a discount). i feel so so bad & anxious when someone else pays for me. like i feel like a burden#but i asked twice if i should send them money for it and they were like no that's fine. so i had to tell myself to just shut up abt it 🥲#bc if u keep asking u make it into a thing and make them uncomfortable etc. so i really appreciated that and it was nice even if i felt bad#but yeah then we just sat down and talked. and it was so much easier to talk to them than i had been worried abt#like it flew nicely and yeah.. i feel like i forgot a lot abt them. like they're good at conversating. so they kept it going & even if i was#awkward it was fine for them. i did however get swept up in my own anxiety so as they asked me questions i answered#but then was too whirlwindy so i didnt really ask as much back and there were things i wanted to ask but didnt :')))#then they had cards and a card game with them. so we played for a bit too. and it was a lot of fun!!! (i was anxious and kinda slow lmao#bc when i dont know smth or the rules etc already my brain stops working so yeah.. even if it was simple games i was like um um what do i do#felt stupid but yeah again they didnt do anyhing to contribute to me feeling stupid but i still felt slow >.<#but i still thought that was so much fun. i wanna do more of that T-T like yeah...that was nice#then we took a lil longer walk to a bus stop before hastily said goodbye bc the busses came T-T#it was really really really nice tho. i have missed them a lot#and i didnt .. think we would ever see eachother again. i really didnt think this could happen#im so glad i somehow got brave enough to message them and im so so glad they wanted to see me too#i cant help but wish i could go back to when we were younger#and we spent every day in school together and messaged during the days and evenings and spent sm time together#when we went into the city like several times a week and took long walks. ahh... well. im glad we got to have those moments#& idk what will happen now. i really really want to see them again. even if we'll never be that close friends again i'd *wish* that we could#still be in touch. but im so bad at replying which doesnt go over great with them.. i'll try my best to reply quicker to them#*if* they message me. sadly i cant erase my avpd but i'll try my best to reply faster if and when they message)#they also complimented my sweater i was wearing (which is my fav sweater) !!!! and yeah.. they looked so cool. which they always have#and i kept thinking abt how nice their eye makeup was (i was too shy to compliment it tho bc im really bad at like 'nice' affectionate and#anything feeling related. like im so bad... so i couldnt say anything </3)#ugh it was just so nice to sit and talk with them. im so glad i went despite my fears. bc this was so good and nice :')))
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👜 Claire Swanson for Vogue’s July 2015 issue: "What’s in your bag, anyway?"
i decided to do that ‘what’s in my bag’ trend with claire. it's for a vogue interview she did in july, 2015. here's some excerpts:
this is around 4 months post clash at sunset’s theatrical release (premiered at sundance in january), so she’s a couple of months away from being cast in her first moderate success (critically acclaimed planners without time, granting her a best actress award in cannes). so she’s still slightly normal at this point. whatever that means regarding claire.
#hollywood u#hwu game#hwu mc#oc: claire swanson#pixelberry#hsslilly art#as always forgive me for any spelling mistakes#if you want to ask about anything she has in her bag/the interview/whatever. please do!!!#also this girl talks a LOT. i’m crying at her paragraphs#also she’s still ~one year away from graduation (thatd be may2016)#the makeup part of the interview was funny to write but like it’s a fashion magazine so
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matthew | he/him (any pronouns are ok) | evil fag
hi i’m matty. short for matthew long for matt. i post and i reblog and i answer asks and dms and i love to yap about anything and everything always. and i’m down to be mutuals!
i post: horror (reanimator american werewolf in london the lost boys the thing jaws my beloved) and practical effects and star wars (luke skywalker just like me) and star trek and comic hawkeye (clint just like me) and the x men (iceman and cyclops just like me) and rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead and buffy the vampire the slayer (oz JUST like me and xander pretty similar to me) and indiana jones and (lego) batman and early universal monster movies and IT (mostly the book and miniseries but eddie just like me) and music especially car seat headrest (but also check out my band one strange dog we’re on spotify). and i like joy and happiness and glee and good things and wonder.
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#matty yaps#<- basically just textposts and the like#matty’s media essays#<- my silly little media essays#matty sketches#<- doodles#matty snaps#<- photography#matty irl#<- images of me irl#matty answers#<- me answering asks#matty dress up hour#<- posts where i’m in cosplay/doing vfx makeup stuff#my dog fungus#<- posts about my dog#cunty the hammy#<- posts about my communal dorm hamster cunty
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