#ask kiwi

[yus-kiwi-art]

Would you rather:

1. Eat a really good sandwich

2. Pet your favorite animal with a 0% chance of getting attacked

pet my favourite animal duh aka my baby Oni

[hornykiwi]

Vielen Dank an alle, die mir zu 500 Likes verholfen haben!

Thank you everyone, who helped me reaching 500 Like :3

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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[therealgenm]

made this because i saw this tweet

[prajjna]

Could we see more kiwi Sniper? 🌹

[mattslolita]

imagine how dealer!chris would react if he caught on to someone who would buy drugs from him just cause he knows bambi will most likely tag along.

-🦷

oh he's refusing service to them altogether, ain't nb finna take his girl i fear 🤣🤣 i can just imagine he sees their contact number pop up, hes immediately rolling his eyes and declining it ( also new emoji anon unlocked ???? )

"baby, isn't that one of your regulars?"

"fuck them, they're not gettin' shit from me anymore."

"what? why?"

"dude can't keep his fuckin' eyes off you, i'm not havin' it."

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]

fruit dividers

ᐳ ᐳ please refer to my pinned post under "my edits" for divider rules ᐸ ᐸ

requested by @halfmouse - find more here here here here and here

[stealingpotatoes]

Ghost Anakin comes to Rex for their forgiveness arc and Rex throws a shoe at him

actual gif of rex

[artseniccatnip]

suggestion: wandersong guys as bug fables bugs ! OR bug fables guys in the wandersong universe if you'd rather but the bugification beam idea sounded more fun to me so i thought id toss it ur way in case it interested you! (unless youve already done this and i missed it!! sorry if so!)

i've actually never done it! I think I was intimidated with trying to think of bugs that fit but then I decided bug fables isn't always 100% accurate so I don't have to be either lol

anyways here's my designs for them!

[kiwinatorwaffles]

a collection of various unposted ace attorney doodles and shitposts (featuring poultry man and welsknight from hermitcraft)

[yus-kiwi-art]

I hope you had a good day today, and I hope you have a good day tomorrow ^^

Aww thank you so much your very kind!. Hope you have a wounderful day/night too

[cantheykillmacbeth]

Could Kiwi(The Bard) from Wandersong kill MacBeth? They are enby(any/all genders/pronouns) and due to being so insignificant destiny doesn’t care enough to write a future for them they are immune to fate.

Yes, The Bard aka Kiwi from Wandersong could kill Macbeth!

They are canonically nonbinary with any pronouns, meaning it applies for the Gender Clause (presumably; there is still the possibility that he is comfortable with being referred to with the term 'man' despite her identity as nonbinary, but I wasn't able to find any evidence that this is the case, so we will presume otherwise).

As for whether or not Kiwi counts as a Unique Exception, I wasn't able to find any information about Kiwi's relationship to fate and destiny online anywhere...

...So I bought the game and played through the entire thing in a single day so I could find out what you were talking about. ((Very good game btw, loved it, nearly made me cry, super funny, could do with about a dozen bug fixes though because I almost got softlocked 3/4 of the way through the game because apparently there's a cutscene trigger you can accidentally skip by RP walking resulting in multiple cutscenes attempting to play at once therefore not allowing you to progress. But yeah I still did really enjoy it. I love the gay monster boyfriends with my life))

Within Wandersong, there is a moment where a fortune teller attempts to look into Kiwi's future, and she finds that the universe/the goddess Eya made no plan for what Kiwi would do at all, as they were deemed insignificant to the story of the universe. The fortune teller explains that this is very unusual, as she is always able to divinate something out of any given person, and Kiwi is an anomaly in this regard. The entire plot of the game revolves around the fact that the universe is coming to an end, and Kiwi is attempting to stop it, though is told time and time again that it is impossible; the method to stop the end of the universe has rarely ever been attempted, and when it has, it has always failed. This universe is stated near the end to take place after "an infinity of infinities" of other universes, so managing to stop the universe's end is statistically completely impossible for any living creature to accomplish. Kiwi, however, is able to pull it off.

While one could probably argue that Kiwi being immune to fate and pulling off impossible feats wouldn't be able to counteract Macbeth's prophecy, I'm fully willing to say that it counts, and that Kiwi applies as a Unique Exception. This might be influenced by the fact that this is single-handedly the most research I have done into a character before, but I stand by it: they apply for the Gender Clause and as a Unique Exception.

Thank you very much for your submission!

[saltytwi]

quick doodle of faves

[thatneoncrisis]

about the kind-of-sort-of accidental racism in the books: it is so goddamn unfortunate that of the only two middle eastern main characters, one of them exploded and the other burst into flames. plus they’re from a planet where everyone is everyone else’s cousin. tazmuir did a good thing including so many poc in her books but oh my god these things take about 3 seconds to think about

tamsyn has this. really puzzling approach to race. i understand why everyone is kiwi its like crucial to whats going on in the story and johns mindset. and then she goes out of her way to specify everyones exact race in her description post. and its not that this isnt helpful for visualization but its like. this is a society 10000 years in the future. race as its conceived of now wouldnt fucking exist.

how is isaac still chinese after that much time. how are people reproducing with this exact kind of division that allows her to discern that this person is tongan but this person is mixed maori, as if they arent all mixed. it feels so specific that it would be relevant, but it literally just isnt. theyre jsut how she saw the characters, which is one things but they cant. literally be those things anymore. she doesnt find race really relevant to most of her characters which kind of leads to shit that doesnt make sense or is in poor taste. if the houses were divided racially over time and they happened to resemble x group for taz to call them that then cool, that could have interesting implications for how isolated they are. but abigail is white and magnus isnt. isaac is nz chinese and jeannemary isnt. dulcinea is white and pro isnt. i always think about it

[awesomefringey]

Oh myhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/C1UwBApMHkI/?igsh=MWQ2aXk1dW43aDl3NA==

Holy shit, Louis‘ voice is perfect for it and the edit is 🥵🥵🥵!

[mattslolita]

Speaking of baking

Chris has some weed brownies and leaves them on the table Bambi doesn’t know that they are weed brownies and eat a couple of them and Chris blow up

oh my gosh he'd be so upset cause those are the ones he sells at parties 😭😭😭 but then bambis completely confused and crying because she didn't realize she was high, so chris gets worried

"ma, how many did you eat?"

"i h-had like...it was six, i ate six!"

"oh my fucking gosh, fuck...bambi you need to ask me before eatin' random shit off the counter next time!"

"b-but i love brownies!"