#ask hexagon

[hexagonalthing]

Hey Hexi, I just realized this is going to be your first Halloween! You excited for it? :D

-PT

spooky month!

[hexagonalthing]

OH BUT OF COURSE!!!

MABEL, MABEL

I MADE A PLUSHIE FOR YOU

-hexagon🟣

[pretend I posted this on anon, chat]-mod

WOAH!! THANK YOU HEXXIE

[katiekatdragon27]

Guys what is this book and what is the Bill on it? All I know is gay shapes-

A. Sphere: I'm not calling you "Good Boy" A. Square, that court case was SHIT.

Me earlier: Wow! The Book of Bill just came out, that's cool ig.

Everyone recently: *being super active in the tag, watching the movies, relogging and liking my art*

Me: *me carrying some small doodles over* WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???

Thanks for bringing me back to brainrot by spam-liking all my old posts guys I forgive none of you (/J I LOVE YOU ALL)

More stuff below cut (BE WARNED NEW FLAT-PEOPLE SOME OF IT IS LOWKEY SPOILERY):

A. Square and A. Faux Line: Damn, that circle kinda a hottie- ...

I had this silly idea after my 29374th time watching Flatland that a majority of the first part of the movie is just A. Sphere watching all the shit go down like the worst telenovela you've ever seen. Also, that A. Line was originally going to be the apostle, but... uh... she can't really do that anymore, so he banks all his money on A. Square.

Also, I thought it would be super funny of A. Square and A. Faux Line both crushed on A. Sphere when he first showed up lol. Crazy smooth priest spawns and everyone swoons.

Older Hex doodles too. I love Hex, they're such a real one the whole time. With all the faults of Sphereland, I do like Hex maining in that one. But I also like picking and choosing which things I take as canon in my own work, so you get young adult Hex with their totally not-romantically-involved-with-at-all partner Punto (P. Octagon).

It's been a bit since Flatland happened in this hypothetical, so A. Square's still around. He's trying to be supportive of his masc-nonbinary kid who likes kissing boys, but still has to be annoying with dad jokes and the occasional backhanded compliment. He means well tho.

A. Tesseract: Hello A. Square!

A. TESSERACT OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU POOKIE <3333. She's probably one of my most favorite ocs I've made (and the one that gets the most art <3) She's also the one I feel the least awkward about shoving into the source material lol. I yearn to work on A Heightlander's Escape again, but we'll see.

I just wanted to draw something cute between her and A. Square. She may or may not be the voice at the end of the movie hmmmmmmmm.

At least A. Square would end up in good hands.

"There is always something beyond. There is always INFINITY."

Just a little doodle of smth I may or may not render cuz I really like how it looks. There is always something greater after all.

Thank you all for the recent support on those old-ish drawing, y'all made my week tbh. I have a new AU cooking for this so look forward to that lol. Have a good one :)))

[rainbow-wolf120]

I really suggest watching flatland!!! Its highly interesting, please give it a try!

Me when the land is flat idk I’ve never watched the book

[askbillchiper]

I'M STARTING A.. 'TUMBLR'? ASKBLOG? WHAT LINGO ARE YOU PEOPLE USING?

FORDSIE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS WEBSITE SHOOTING STAR SHOWED HIM. IT'S MY TURN TO SHINE.

HOW THE HELL DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK!? THIS IS UNFORTUNATE. I TRIED TURNING IT OFF, IT WON'T LET ME! THIS IS SO ANNOYING!

I'M STILL FIGURING THIS DAMNED WEBSITE OUT.

WHAT IS 'DNI'? ..QUICK SEARCH ON THE INSTA-WEB, AND IT MEANS 'DO NOT INTERACT'.

UH, DNI.

PUNY HUMANS WHO LIKE SEEING PEOPLE GET TORN APART. I FIND PAIN FUNNY, BUT YOU'RE ALL FREAKS.

I'M A LITERAL TRIANGLE GODSEND!?! NO HEAVY PORN, WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS.

THAT'S LITERALLY IT. EDIT: NO, I WILL NOT DONATE ANYTHING TO YOU. EDIT ONCE AGAIN: SPAMMING MY ASKBOX IS FINE. I GENUINELY WANT TO INTERACT WITH MORE MORTALS, AND THIS INSTA-WEBSITE THING IS PERFECT FOR THAT. ASK AWAY. EDIT X3: MY EX-HUSBANDO IS @fordpinesofficial! WE HAVE A KID. THEIR NAME IS HEXAGON. UHH, THEIR BIRTHDAY IS OCT. 10TH. EDIT 4: MY FAMILY: @hexagonalthing @nightmares-and-dreams-come-true EDIT 5: MINI ME!!: @baby-bill-rp

[clarissasbakery]

In canon World Girl: Becky is tall and Kid Math is short.

So, if Becky is short in your AU, does that mean Kid Math is tall?

btw becky is older than kid math which is why she is taller…. but i think tall kid math was too hilarious

[dipperscavern]

I need sleepy prone bone morning sex with my husband Cregan

SUMMONING CIRCLE

🕯 🕯️ 🕯

🕯️ CREGAN 🕯

🕯 MORNING 🕯

🕯️ SEX 🕯

🕯 🕯️ 🕯

it’s a hexagon i’m sorry 💔

[totally-not-dipper-pines]

ummnnn.. pretty sure they named me hexagon because bill's a shape. and. ford has 6 fingers. and a shape with 6 sides is a hexagon! but a potato?? you??? hahs. you're funny, pine tree :]

-hexagon🟣

Have you ever seen a human baby?

[shadesvoidcenter]

did you not know that Hexxie’s not really born yet?

Nobody told me?????

GOD, now I'm gonna have to wait another few months! FUCK!

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Karen Brockman my beloved babygirl I missed you 💖💖💖💖💖

[hexagonalthing]

OOOOO!~ You're in trouble~

-PT

and you're not helping.

[ask-dippers-second-family]

Okay, so MAYBE I don’t actually know what I’m doing. WHO CARES!

I can still be a good babysitter! Come on, HEXIE, let’s go set some shit on FIRE!

- CASSANDRA 🔥

Cassie is a terrible babysitter do NOT let her near your children

Anyways thanks to @fordpinesofficial for letting us draw Hexagon! We hope you like it :3

- Mod Princey 👑

[mista-mystery]

whatz your opinion on hexagon?

-🍭

eh, i dunno

maybe itll improve if they let me make it an attraction when it can.. 10 dollars for a trick.. 20.. 25..

[dailykugisaki]

Day 247 | id in alt

Itadori always at the scene of Kugisaki's stupid tendencies. (Left to right)

[hellsite-proteins]

Super Hexagon. Terry Cavanagh's motherfucking Super Hexagon. The most ludicrously difficult game known to this guy in a bird mask. The SPINNING. The COLORS. The SPEED. Theoretically, this bitchass video game is SIX MINUTES LONG. YET IT IS SO OBNOXIOUSLY DIFFICULT IT TOOK ME SO MANY YEARS. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER. SO MANY YEARS. I MAY BE A HYPER HEXAGONER NOW, BUT IT WAS A FUCKING STRUGGLE!!!!!!

why. why am i so entranced by the game. I'm hypnotized like a chicken with it's head on the ground, staring at a line. The spinning. It grips me in it's rotations, the dopamine surging through me with every new record despite the oh so inevitable squishing of the triangle by the walls closing in so imminently, a constant dance of evasion and unpreventable death. GAME OVER. AGAIN. GAME OVER. AGAIN. GAME OVER. AGAIN. it is driving me insane, but yet i love it.

Blasting chiptunes, patterns to memorize, heart thumping pace and the sheer chaos is so delicious. Controls buttery smooth, mind zoning out. Accept your courtesy, sharpen your hearing to the announcer, and focus. Focus with all of your mind. It spins so fast it makes no sense, but if you focus, you can see the patterns and how you need to move or you'll die. But yet, this is the most exquisite form of entertainment to me. About speed, grace under pressure, chasing further and further high scores, and it never gets tiring.

I do not have a love-hate relationship with this game. Unlike a rage game, i do not out of spite, this is by no means a rage game, but out of how spectacular and delicious the sheer sensory barrage is, and the thrilling chase of a new high score, a new dopamine rush. I love you Super Hexagon, game of focus and reaction.

are you doing okay?

letter sequence in this ask matching protein-coding amino acids:

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protein guy analysis:

this one looks similar to a lot of the other large proteins on this blog, which means it looks terrible. nothing is quite as compact as it should be and we barely have any secondary structure to speak of. if anyone ever makes a cursed structure bingo, long unstructured loops encircling half the protein should be on there. the similarities between the larger structures suggest to me that the patterns in the english language are wildly different from the patterns of sequences found in real proteins, which is probably why these things tend to get worse as they get bigger.

predicted protein structure:

[hexagonalthing]

HWUHASHUBINJOK? RANDOM GIBBERISH OF CONFUSION

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-mvyk

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