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Ahem, grunkle stan, I think lili's eating the merchandise again-

No I'm not! *Trying to eat the globe*

Yes you are, you literally are trying to eat the globe!

*turns go stan*

Great uncle Stan, weren't you gonna sell that globe?

- @dippermpinesgftnau and @lilipinesmaccinson

hey, teeth of the merchandise!

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*holds reporter mic up to stan* sir is it true that your attractions at this mystery shack are real?

yes why wouldnt they be

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believe em

You should run for governor of Oregon

you are right i should

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*lets themselves into you house like they own the place and starts rummaging around stuff*

hey?? stop?

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you are so right i would be

vote stan pines

You should run for governor of Oregon

you are right i should

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You should run for governor of Oregon

you are right i should

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*puts a cat spawner somewhere*

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where are all these dang cats coming from??

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Other Stan, help, the bisexuals and pansexuals are rebelling. I'm warning all the other Stans I can find. -@stanlypines

whats goin on whuh

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*throws bread at you*

agh

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Okey then, Fine man, would you accept going to dinner?

you gonna pay?

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You good with fiddlestan?

ya ^_^

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so I don't know you very well and I don't think you like me but um

my dad said some stuff

and I don't think I'm supposed to exist based on what I've been told

uh

:[

-🟣hexagon ( @hexagonalthing )

oh, uhh.. itll be okay kiddo. im talkin with him now and tryna figure stuff out. you can hang out at the shack for a while if you want?

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honestly your probably right on at least one of those. can i sign you up for therapy or somethin

hey sixer what the fuck happened

i lose my phone for a few days and i come back to this?? tell me whats going on

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Everyone hates me. I cheated multiple times and Im a horrible father.

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your brother cheated on Fidds again, y’all really need to stage an intervention or something

seriously? ill go talk to him i guess, not much i can do here though

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I'm curious now, can you share a few examples?

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the first week or so of them being here mabel dated a hoard of gnomes who tried to make her their queen

dipper once cloned himself via magical copy machine

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*explodes the shack with my mind*

NO??? MY SHACK???!?!??!?

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Is that so? How much trouble DO they get into?

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....a suprising amount for two 13 year olds.