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do not do that

Grunkle Stan, why does your hat look like a bookmark? Like, the tassel is kind of serving bookmark.

- @ask-mabelpines

no it is not what does this mean. my tassel is not serving nor bookmark

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Grunkle Stan, why does your hat look like a bookmark? Like, the tassel is kind of serving bookmark.

- @ask-mabelpines

no it is not what does this mean. my tassel is not serving nor bookmark

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i can write non-nerd crap

"I was told you wrote a book? Something on the Duchess Approves? Is this true?"

false

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dont doubt me about anythin! i can out-write you any day

"I was told you wrote a book? Something on the Duchess Approves? Is this true?"

false

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hey, i can write a mean fan- uh, book! i just....did not write a duchess approves....book..

"I was told you wrote a book? Something on the Duchess Approves? Is this true?"

false

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"I was told you wrote a book? Something on the Duchess Approves? Is this true?"

false

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... I was wondering, um... How would you react if your brother died in front of you?... I know it's messed up, but I really want to know ... > <"

what the hell kinda question is this

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biting u

ow

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ill pay you 50 bucks for your suit

and your shirt

preferably the one your wearing right now

please

only 50? cmon kid, you can do better then that

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if you sent me an ask then it was probably deleted because i had to clean out my askbox um! sorry guys some of those were months old lmao

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*steals your hat and runs away*

wh- HEY! COME BACK!

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Ahem, grunkle stan, I think lili's eating the merchandise again-

No I'm not! *Trying to eat the globe*

Yes you are, you literally are trying to eat the globe!

*turns go stan*

Great uncle Stan, weren't you gonna sell that globe?

- @dippermpinesgftnau and @lilipinesmaccinson

hey, teeth of the merchandise!

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*holds reporter mic up to stan* sir is it true that your attractions at this mystery shack are real?

yes why wouldnt they be

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believe em

You should run for governor of Oregon

you are right i should

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*lets themselves into you house like they own the place and starts rummaging around stuff*

hey?? stop?

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you are so right i would be

vote stan pines

You should run for governor of Oregon

you are right i should

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You should run for governor of Oregon

you are right i should