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This is my annual âthank you for making posts about Simon Riley because I didnât have him or COD on my radar - or my dash đđđ©đ© - prior to coming across your tumblr and exploring what you had on it.â I didnât know what I was missing and I never want to go backkkkkkk đđŸđđŸđđŸ
Could I kindly ask you for any other thoughts you have regarding Simon and the rest of the 141?
Aww! Well thank you so much! âșïž And yes. Once youâve experienced Simon, you can never go back lmao
As for Simon and the rest of the 141, here are some little headcanons of mine for them
Simon: He absolutely gifts you the oddest things because they âreminded me of youâ like he will find you rocks, little flowers growing in the sidewalk cracks, a dead bug, enamel pins, leaves, stickers, anything thatâs your favorite color, etc. He will get all giddy inside on his way home with his treasures because he canât wait to show them to you and see your reaction. He explodes internally when you express how much you love them and how thoughtful he is.
He just toes the ground with his hands in his pockets and keeps his head down while trying to hide his blush. âItâs nothing, loveâ But itâs most definitely not nothing when you give him the biggest bear hug and he reciprocates and melts into you.
Price: This man is a sucker for being pampered. He actually doesnât even realize it until you come along. He was always used to taking care of others and being the âBig strong captainâ that the thought of the same being done for him never entered his mind.
Then one day early in your relationship, he comes home tired as a dog and aching all over just to inhale the smell of a home cooked meal and hearing you humming in the kitchen. He walks up and hugs you from behind asking â Whatâs all this, darling?â You then explain to him that you know heâs been working so hard and you wanted to take care of him the same way he takes care of you. You also let him know that youâve made dessert and laid out some comfy clothes for after his shower. No, his eyes are not getting watery. You mustâve been cutting onions or something.
Soap: He loves how well you get along with his family. His Nan absolutely LOVES you and is constantly pestering him on when heâs gonna finally propose. All his little cousins flock to you at family gatherings as well and youâre friendly and personable with everyone, almost like youâve known them for years.
Heâs just so happy and proud that heâs found someone who meshes so well with the other loved ones in his life. His Nan is right. But that little box is going to stay in his underwear drawer for a little while longer until he finds the perfect moment to ask you to be his.
Gaz: He loves going for walks with you, doesnât even matter where it is. But his favorites are parks, festivals and about town while youâre shopping or going out to eat.
He loves to show you things while on your walks like this cool leaf he found or the ducks in the pond. He will also show you cool things he finds while yâall are out shopping. Like a chandelier that looks like an octopus. (You both get it btw because duh. Itâs an octopus chandelier) He just loves spending time with you and making memories that he holds near and dear to his heart.
#ask Perrie#gender neutral x reader#cod x gn!reader#simon riley x gn reader#simon riley x reader#john price x reader#john price x gn reader#john mactavish x reader#John Mactavish x gn reader#kyle garrick x reader#Kyle garrick x gn reader#cod imagine#my writing#cod#cod fanfic#cod mw2#ghost cod#soap cod#price cod#gaz cod
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Need a teen! Bruce au where heâs exactly like Justice League! Batman and Battinson in one. That mf put the fear of every god in Raâs Al Ghul.
Everytime heâs in a room with someone over 30 âTeenagersâ by My Chemical Romance plays in the background.
Despite that, in his own way, heâs as gentle as can be with his league. Give me a young Diana whoâs getting spat on and ripped apart by the media in a way not one of her male teammates get.
And sheâs Wonder Woman. She shouldnât be affected by it. And she is, anyway. Bruce relates to that in an uncomfortable degree.
âWhen I first became Batman, weak men tried standing in my way, too. â
âAnd what did you do?â
âI stepped over them.â
He has a tiny Robin he occasionally has to keep on a leash.
Give me somewhat teen mom Bruce who struggles to wrangle his unruly six year old who likes flipping from rooftop to rooftop and thinks fighting Bane is a piece of cake.
âIf Tati can do it, so can I!â
âDick,â he paused, before handing him a handfull of candy. âWonderful emotional manipulation. Good job.â
â:Dâ
#I LOVE HIMMMMM HES SO AWKWARD AND COOL TO ME#give me the league fangirling over him at every turn and heâs just Tired of them. has to call teen Clark whoâs Perry Whiteâs intern like.#âKalâ please write about something other than Batman.â#âBruce. I cannot say no to you. Please donât ask me to do that.â#alfred is extremely tired. also extremely in need of Bruce to stop being self sufficient.#let him take care of you daMN ITâ#teen bruce wayne#bruce wayne#batman#batdad#writing#dick grayson#dc comics
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as someone so autistic they have a giant Perry tattoo on their leg and an unrelenting adoration of Stanley Pines, your crossover art with pnf and gf make me cry!! you are so talented and it's just such a beautiful style you have!!
Thank you so much!!!!
#Iâm the same tbh#Iâm so glad my silly fried brain stuffs brings joy to others as well!!#my art#ask#Stan pines#stanley pines#gravity falls#phineas and ferb#perry the platypus
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No, I donât think she knows. Sheâs too busy focusing on my love life (nonexistent love life). Stacyâs fine.
#perry the platypus#human perry the platypus#human perry#perry the human#ask human perry#heinz doofenshmirtz#candace flynn#stacy hirano#poor perry#he cant even deny anything without risk his charade
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Step Forward - Part 3 They are going on a date!!! Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 Check out my tags for fun facts XD
Kofi
#perryshmirtz#heinz doofenshmirtz#human perry#phineas and ferb#perry the platypus#human!perry#human perry the platypus#agent p#fanart#dr doofenshmirtz#dr heinz doofenshmirtz#pnf fanart#pnf fan comic#disney fanart#disney series#fan comic#comic#artists on tumblr#prtz long comic#So sorry I took so loong#step forward#I struggled with composition and well anxiety lmao so thank you for your patience#Perry does talk in this story#He starts talking when he calls Heinz's name and asks him out#If you dont like talking Perry you can pretend that he signs all the time#selective mutism#The book/notebook doesnt hit Heinz's foot#I kinnda wanted it to happen but I didnt want to make it longer than it was#just imagine him being all shocked and then his book hits his foot and starts screaming while Perry patiently waits for his response#I have some of the script for the next chapters already
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Am I the asshole for setting traps for a family friend's pet?
I'm an inventor/electronic engineer by trade, and my inventions are very expensive and usually somewhat fragile, but a friend of my daughter's has a pet that keeps getting into my apartment and damaging them (knocking them over, knocking stuff onto them, pushing buttons to cause malfunctions, etc.) It's really hurting my livelihood.
So, I decided to set traps for it. Just non-lethal stuff â no poison or anything like that, mostly just various boxes and cages to keep it away from my inventions. But my daughter doesn't seem to approve.
AITA?
(Context: I'm 47M. Pet is platypus, 6)
What are these acronyms?
#aita#am i the asshole#fandom aita#unreality#phineas and ferb#dr. doofenshmirtz#perry the platypus#the length of this one almost disqualified it--i generally like a bit more from a fandom ask--but that last line hit me like a brick#so it gets through
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"Bubbles"
May I get a drabble about Perry having to kiss Heinz to either protect his identity or just keep Heinz quiet?
Thanks for reading! Feel free to delete for whatever reason âĄ
Hiiiii, Thanks for the nice asks and thank you for your patience. That time Perry and Doofenshmirtz bumped into Major Monogram and Carl in the supermarket was bad enough. Now, imagine Perryâs frustration when Heinz dragged him along to the supermarket again, this time to buy nougat and toothpaste. He was just minding his own business, trying to convince Heinz to buy a nicer shampoo than the cheapest one, and reading the ingredients on a bottle when a very familiar voice rang out behind him.
âPerry?âÂ
It was Linda.
Perry turned, lightning-quick, and came face to face with Linda and Candace, who were looking at him in surprise.Â
âHi.â She continued, eyeing him up and down in his work outfit. âMy, donât you look professional today.âÂ
He barely had enough time to do a nervous little wave before Heinz caught on to the conversation behind him, and he turned.
âPerry? Do you know these people?â Heinz asked, and Perry turned to him vaguely aware that he was PANICKING. NOT GOOD. HEINZ AND FAMILY. BAD. VERY BAD.
âHello?â Linda said politely. âDo you know Perry?âÂ
Candace hadnât seemed interested in the situation initially, but her uncle didnât seem to know anybody. Him being in the supermarket with a stranger was perhaps the most exciting thing Perry had ever done in his miserable and boring life.
âDo I know Perry?â Heinz repeated thoughtfully, unaware that his nemesis had stopped breathing. âYeah, of course I do.â
âOh, well. Nice to meet you,â Linda said, extending one hand for Heinz to shake. âAlthough.â She looked at Heinz curiously. âHave we met before?â
Heinz accepted the gesture and shook Lindaâs hand. âI have to be super honest with you. I am horrible with faces.â He explained. âI even forget Perryâs face sometimes. Only very rarely! But it has happened once or twice.
Despite his shock, Perry couldnât help but crack a little smile. One of twice, his secretive ass.
âAnd how do you know Perry?â Linda asked conversationally, but she and her daughter both had matching curious expressions.
âOh, you know,â Heinz explained happily, not aware that was was about to ruin Perryâs life forever. âPerry the Platypus is my secret-â Agent. The next word was going to be agent, Perry realized. He had to do something and he had to do something NOW! There was no time for a plan, he had to act. So, Perry prepared himself and followed his instincts.
Perry jolted as he suddenly sprang to action as if he had been shocked by a bolt of lightning. With both hands, he grabbed Heinzâs face, pulled him down to his level and firmly and confidently smushed their mouths together right there in the middle of the super food stuff mart.
In a sudden wave of clarity, Perry remembered that sometimes INSTINCT. BAD. Like right now. There he was, mouth to mouth with his nemesis with no further plan. He could release Heinz, but then there would be many, many questions from Candace, Linda AND HEINZ.
So, since his instinct got him into this mess, his instinct could get him out.
Still kissing, Perry dragged Heinz around the corner to the next aisle, leaving Candace and Linda right there.Â
Stupified, they watched him go.
Over in the deodorant aisle, Perry released Heinzâs lips with a smack and placed him upright as Heinz stammered and stumbled, too confused by everything to speak coherently.
âI- eeh? Oh? Uh! aa.â He exclaimed.
Perry took Heinz by his slanted shoulders and shook him lightly.
âThis is the weirdest dream Iâve had since that time I dreamt a tiny alien force-fed me watermelons. No. Wait. This is still stranger. Perry the platypus what was that about?!â
At least Heinz seemed to be coming back to his senses. Perry, unsure of how to explain, dug through his pockets and pulled out a pamphlet with the title âSo youâve found out your uncle is a secret agent. What now?â and pushed it into Heinzâs hand. ăRead that.ăAnd off he went, back to the toothpaste aisle.
Linda and Candace were exactly where he had left them. Their mouths were still vaguely open in shock.
Perry smiled as innocently as he could as he jogged up to them. ăWhoopieă He gestured at them.
Linda stared at his hands and blinked. âWhoopsie?â she repeated.
âWhat did you just do?!â Candace shouted. âAnd with him!â she gestured at the end of the aisle, where he had dragged Doof off to.
ăCouldnât help myself.ă Perry replied hysterically. ăWhat a stud, right?ă
â... Right,â Linda replied, confused but supportive.
âNO!â Candace replied, because she was 15, always honest, and convinced something was wrong with Perry.
ăGot to go!ăBefore he left, he grabbed a tube of toothpaste, and then he ran. Luckily for him, they didnât even try to follow him.
Heinz was still busy reading the pamphlet when Perry returned and snatched it back. He presented him with the toothpaste, forced him into the next aisle, and refused to explain anything.
By the time he returned home to the Flynn-Fletcher residency, Perry was exhausted. But when he stepped into the kitchen he came face to face with Lawrence and Linda, who seemed to have been waiting for him.
âOh, there you are Perry,â Linda said, and she turned to him. âMe and Lawrence are a bit worried about you.â
#phineas and ferb#perry the platypus#heinz doofenshmirtz#pnf#perryshmirtz#human perry the platypus#pnf fanfiction#my drabbles#thanks Astro for the ask this was a super fun drabble to write because it is absolutely rediculous hihihi
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lol this is so dumb but can you please do one where Danny works with Dr. Doofenshmirtz to make a stolen hoodie inator since his keep going missing.
(LMAO)
Part 1
âHello, Dr. Doofenshmirtz,â Danny said, stepping into his Evil Incorporated building. âI need your help.â
âOh! Danny!â Dr. Doofenshmirtz said with a delighted tone. âHow have you been! Is Dan still being evil?â
âUhh⊠yes. He stole ice cream from me yesterday and then broke all of the bones of three guys while on patrol.â
Dr. Doofenshmirtz blinked. Then he said, âWow, that guy is intense.â He shook his head and then asked, âWhat did you need help with? Do you need an Inator for something?â
Danny nodded. âYes, actually. My hoodies are being stolen by someone and I want to know who. Could you make a Find-a-Hoodie-Inator or something? To find my hoodies?â
Dr. Doofenshmirtz hummed. âIâll see what I can do! Sit, sit. How is Jazz? Vanessa wants to see her again.â
Danny smiled and then they made small talk as Dr. Doofenshmirtz built the Inator. At the end, he asked, âI need one of your hoodies for the Find-a-Hoodie-Inator.â
Danny carefully handed over one of his last hoodies.
Just as Dr. Doofenshmirtz was about to put the hoodie into the machine, the door was knocked upon.
Danny blinked. âUhh. Iâll get the door.â As he approached, he suddenly had a very bad feeling.
When he opened the door, it was to Cassandra Wayne holding a platypus, with a duffel bag hanging on her arm.
Danny blushed. How did his crush know that he was here?? âC-Cass! And a platypus?â
He blinked and suddenly, both Cass and the platypus were gone. Instead, there was Orphan and a super secret agent.
âWhat theâ?! Where did Cass go?!â
Orphan immediately tied him up with rope and the secret agent parkoured inside to defeat Dr. Doofenshmirtz and his Find-a-Hoodie-Inator, who screamed, âPerry the Platypus?!â as he was soundly defeated. Danny groaned at the sight of it. His poor hoodies.
Now he was never going to find them!
Orphan patted his head and then stepped over his tied up body to grab the hoodie that he had given to Dr. Doofenshmirtz. She took it carefully, hummed once, and then came back to Dannyâs limp body. Then she dropped a duffel bag on top of him.
Danny blinked. When she released him, she and Perry the Platypus then darted out of the window with grappling hooks, having completed their mission of taking down the Inator for the day.
Danny stared out the window in confusion.
Then he opened the duffel bag.
It was his hoodies.
âWhat the fuck?!?â
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny phantom x dc#dp x dc crossover#ask#anon ask#jazz fenton#danny fenton#dan phantom#dark danny#danny x cass#cassandra wayne#cassandra cain#dead silent ship#dr doofenshmirtz#perry the platypus#dp x dc x phineas and ferb#this is the craziest crossover Iâve ever seen lmaoaoaoaoaooo#lmaooo ty for the ask
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Perryshmirtz
Perryshmirtz?

*gasp*
Perry the Perryshmirtz!!
#ask#the hellsite answers#hellsite hall of fame curatorâs bullshit#anonymous#hellsite hall of fame curators bullshit#perry the playtpus#perryshmirtz#phineas and ferb
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We talk about Jim Gordon *basically* knowing Batman is Bruce Wayne. Do you think Perry White has a similar knowledge of Clark Kent as Superman? Or is he oblivious and thinks Clark is rlly just that flighty
I find this a really fascinating question. I've always wanted to write a fic where it's just the two of them commiserating over coffee or cigarettes together, trying to stand in solidarity with their respective vigilantes without giving it away.
But whenever my mind travels down that path, I remember these are both very intelligent men whose literal jobs are to know the truth, to seek it out and break it down to the most granular details. There are very few things they don't know that they aren't consciously holding themselves back from.
They might know who Batman and Superman are out of the suit, but they don't want to know. They hold it just outside of their conscious beliefs, because to invite that kind of realization in means confronting the reality every day: they know who Batman is, who Superman is. That's a devastating secret. It burns at you when you hold it. It begs to be shared. It begs to be buried.
The greatest gift they can give Bruce and Clark (and themselves, to be honest) is pretending they don't know. But pretending you don't know something comes with its own drawbacks. They can't cover for you as well if they're pretending they don't know what they're covering for in the first place.
But yes. Beneath Perry's bluster, and Jim's gruff indifference, there are two very smart men trying to help as much as they can without driving themselves insane. So they nudge where they can, make excuses where it's plausible, and try to continue onward with this secret burning between their hands.
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you wouldnât be anywhere near comprehending my dreams to understand how i got to this point in lifeâdrawing grown warriorsâafraid of a platypusâclinging onto princesses
#the legend of zelda#loz link#loz zelda#zelink#in my headcanons link would totally ask zelda to kill roaches for him#mr worldwide and kills monsters for a living btw#perry the platypus#or smth#how do u even tag this#zelda wears the pants in the relationship :((#now that thereâs a new game :33#when i mean roaches they could potentially encapsulate platypuses#its an umbrella term for anything that moves basically
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Ive just recently downloaded fictif and im liking the experience, but i know nothing about the context of the company or anything. I saw your post bashing out against nix hydra, would you mind explaining that to me? Thanks in advance!
Whoo here it goes. So the short version is that the prior company Nix Hydra had its own problems with diversity, not actually being woman owned as well as many other issues that you can find in the tags. But overall was pretty good. Then they went bankrupt and decided to sell both apps and the rights to the characters to shitty twitter girlies with their own app called Dorian.
The other awful part about this was that there would be no new content; youâd have to create the stories yourself. All the stories that are unfinished will stay unfinished. Unless of course you want to use their crappy app to make fan fiction, none of it will be canon. They abandoned Fictif and are focusing solely on how much money they can squeeze out of the Arcana without actually putting in any of the work. Dorian is filled with nothing but money hungry parasites.
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âhe is half my soul, as the poets say.â
#ask me anything#dead poets society#neil perry#dead poets#todd anderson#anderperry#dps#dps fandom#dead poets fandom#the song of achilles
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Date idea!! We both watch dead poets society and cry
#first step would be to get a gf tho#one day chat one day#dps#ask me anything#dead poets society#yawping#neil perry#todd anderson#charlie dalton#gerard pitts#steven meeks#richard cameron#knox overstreet#john keating
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Actually....
#perry the platypus#human perry the platypus#human perry#perry the human#heinz doofenshmirtz#ask human perry#heinz the ocelot#phineas and ferb#consistent art style? sorry i dont know her
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#I sometimes ask for requests on my main blog :b#perryshmirtz#human perry#prtz doodle#phineas and ferb#heinz doofenshmirtz#perry the platypus#human!perry#agent p#fanart#artists on tumblr#professor time#dr heinz doofenshmirtz#i love the second request đâ€ïž#they so in love
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