#ask Eros

[residentialrabbit]

sometimes when people are dicks to me in public I like to imagine noel glaring at them over my shoulder and it makes me not punch people

He so would. His glare is enough to intimidate anyone!

[ask-eros-ghuleh]

Hello there darlings. You may call me Eros, I am an ancient ghoul that roams the catacombs under the ministry with my packmates, Bronte, Astrophe, Magma, and Plasma. Send me asks and shower me in attention, I deserve it don't I? Nsfw and sfw are welcome, but nsfw is reserved only for my 18+ darlings. If any minors are caught, they will be sent away and unable to return.

While all my pack mates have more earthly elements, I am technically a water ghoul but my element is more of lust. I am a siren and sometimes people get a bit lost if they come into contact with my skin by licking, kissing, or even sometimes just touching. Seestor wanted me locked away permanently or even banished, but Terzo took a liking to me and made me feel safer to be in the ministry.

I am one of the anonymous skeleton dancers for Copia as well.

Howdy! My name is Zeph, this oc belongs to my friend @ileadthefl0ck

I'm 20 y/o, so this blog is going to be 18+ bc there will be topics of sex, cannibalism, and other nsfw topics.

The pfp is Eros in their ghoul form!

[theywhoshantbenamed]

Are you a Dumpling

Cause you look delicious

*nom*

Hell yeah!! Call me a XLB cause when I’m bitten I leak juices ☺️

[ochiody]

Ok but like imagine: Cupid and psyche.

do you like classical art?

i was thinking about that exact painting for them yesterday lol. we r twinning. also yes

[that-weird-thing-in-the-woods]

I have a soft spot for the Ares and Aphrodite one, sucker for mixing in mythology! I was wondering if at some point you'll write about one of them being summoned or something? I'd imagine Phantom wouldn't be thrilled if Danny just gets yoinked out of nowhere-

~{ I’m so glad that people like the things I make ☺️! And I hope you like this }~

•That One Time The Cult summoning Worked•

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Danny was in one of his gardens, one of Danny favorites (besides the Teal, Purple, Orange garden) This garden has many tress and rose bushes all around with a somewhat large stream going through it.

Danny was siting underneath one of the larger tress on top of blankets on the ground with Phantom’s head on his lap sleeping or well the best a ghost can get to sleep, he had a flower crown beside them head (Given to him by Eros and Harmonia) with the phantom always wears helmet was next to it

The sound of children playing tag or a similar game running through a mostly clear area in the garden that is easily seen from where Danny and phantom are and well the sound of Deimos and Phobos playing tag and Eros and Harmonia picking flowers to make more flower crowns for whatever they do with them

So Danny was pretty content at the moment as he just sits under the tree with his husband and the sound of his children play

That is until Danny felt a tug, a tug he was told about by Papa it’s when a cult actually made a working portal which are very rare when it comes to Ancients instead of demons which are much easier to summon and than Danny was pulled through the portal to the human realm but he told phantom about summonings so it will be fine

He told phantom…..right

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In a old warehouse on the outskirts of a large city is a group wearing black hooded robes in a circle with a person a child really tied up on a chair in the circle with the people around the circle chanting something in a old tongue and it gos quite for a few minutes that feel like hours.

And suddenly a large wind comes from the circle pushing a few of the cultists down to the cold hard floor of the warehouse and knocking back the others and knocking the child out ~{I repeat the child is out for the count}~

And in the circle is a flouting figure with long black hair that acts like it is in water, they wear a white dress like outfit with pearls and jewelry with some roses in their hair and a very uninterested look at the cultists

And the cultists who didn’t get the wind knocked out of them bows down and starts on their…whatever they were trying to do

“Your Greatness! We have called you to unleash war and chaos on this world and give us the power to make us the new leaders of this mortal plain and for this power we offer you this child for a new world to allow us to mold this world to our wishes!!” The probably head cultist as they were wearing a red robe and as they say this they move their arms in a way to bring the child to his attention

And now Danny understands what happens and it just makes him laughs after a few minutes Danny says in the way to make it sound more echoey “Oh you mortal who do you think I am?”

But before the cultists can answer a portal is ripped through the air and his husband comes through in his full war armor on and phantom immediately starts to cut down the cultists and with them out Danny flouts down to him and phantom immediately wraps his arms around Danny body holds him close for a few minutes

“My Love, Never do that again” phantom says out of breath “Darling” Danny says as he runs a hand through phantoms hair to calm him down and it works after a minute and as he calms down phantom starts to pull Danny to the portal but that’s when Danny remembers the child

Danny pulls himself off of phantom (who makes a very unhappy noise at the action) as floats over to the child and holds his face in his hands and it gives Danny a good view of the cuts and bruises on the child and with the way his arm is positioned it most definitely is dislocated and Danny gives the child a kiss on the fore head and waits until the most pronounced cut heals and let’s go of the child and back to his husband and lets himself be pulled into the portal with his husband

And they leave just in time to miss a man wearing a yellow bat on his chest

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~{ That was a long one! How dare you give me the brain cell and I hope you gremlins like this! And remember I love it when you guys ask me questions or anything really! Byeeee }~

And for what the characters are wearing in this!

•Danny•

•Phantom•

•Harmonia•

•Eros•

•Phobos & Deimos•

[aphroditelovesu]

Hi I have concept questions rate the yandere Greek gods, and who is most likely out of them with sexually assault or rape reader any gender I don’t know it came in my mind after I found out that Ares has never raped a women or man in my opinion that is a really shocking thing coming from the god of war I mean when comes to gods it’s a pretty good standard because I have read about so many sexual assaults in Greek mythology. for example obviously, Zeus is most likely going to force himself on reader he has done it many times and then the other one is Poseidon he did it with medusa if I remember correctly, so he is most likely to do it, and he has done it with other people and then Eros I don’t know why I just think he would do it and Apollo would do it and I actually thought Ares would would also sexually assault reader, but after finding out that he never did with anyone I don’t he would force himself on reader since he has never done it in Cannon fun fact, one of the sons of Poseidon raped his daughter and when Ares found out, he was furious and killed Poseidon son. Hades, this is another god I think he would not force himself on reader. But I’m not sure about Dionysus maybe he would and Hephaestus is another god who would force himself because he did it with Athena if I remember correctly. Aphrodite, maybe you would do it too. Hermes is another god I think he would do it too. What do you think can you Frank them from? Who is most likely to do it to who is least likely to do it and never do it at all.

tw: talk about rape/sexual harassment.

I would say the same ones you mentioned above.

Zeus and this one doesn't even need explanations. Poseidon, depending on the version, is said to have raped Medusa, but this is the Roman version and not the Greek, so it depends on which myth you prefer, but I think he would be able to force himself on the Reader.

Apollo would do it if he was rejected by his beloved, and he wouldn't even think he was doing anything wrong. Eros would also force himself on his darling if he was rejected in a very cruel way, then he would force them to be his.

Although there are no records of Ares forcing himself on anyone, as we are doing a headcanon and I don't work with canon but with the voices in my head, I would say that he could force himself on the Reader. And he wouldn't even need much for that, it can easily be motivated by jealousy, pure lust or just because he wants to mark the Reader as his.

Hephaestus... It's complicated, the reason he tried to abuse Athena is because of Poseidon, in a way. Poseidon became jealous of the closeness of Athena and Hephaestus and incited the god of forging to make unwanted advances on the goddess of wisdom, thinking that she liked him. He never actually raped her, it was more like harassment, but he came on her thighs and a child was born from that. Bizarre? Yes. Would he abuse his S/O? Look, it depends. I think that if Hephaestus was really consumed by obsession, by jealousy, he could force himself on his darling.

Hades would never force himself sexually on his darling. He can kidnap them (and he will), he can lock them up but he will never do anything against their will, sexually speaking. He doesn't want to be like his brothers and loathes it, so he would never touch the Reader without their consent.

Dionysus would do it too. He is delusional enough and the reason he would abuse his darling could be motivated by how delusional he is. The god would be so delusional that he wouldn't even realize that the Reader doesn't want to sleep with them.

Hermes would only do so if he wanted to dismantle power over his S/O. Like, he did that to them because he can, because they are his and that means he can take them wherever he wants and whenever he wants. A form of control and psychological torture, in a way.

I think Aphrodite would be the only one of the goddesses to abuse her darling, but for her, she would not be committing abuse but rather showing how much she loves them. And for her, the goddess of love, also the patron saint of prostitutes, what better way than to have sex with her darling? Even if it's not consensual.

[residentialrabbit]

If Lilith got a sibling would she be jealous or nice or protective

She would be the protective type and want to bring her sibling with her anywhere she goes! It's Lilith's second chance as a childhood and she wants to live it to the fullest with her sibling!

[hellonerf]

the first one isn't a request it's just for my own sick enjoyment. everytime i think about ame's fear of ghosts i get a headache(thrill). nine eleven ends in an hour for me

[theywhoshantbenamed]

i have given you another story on your other blog :)

it’s the trench coat story this time

Pffft I seeeeen tyty

[marianelidovaart]

HEY KNUCKLEHEAD!

THINK FAST

[Ask Turbo Ero: Answer N8]

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[genericpuff]

Its from a while back (262) because i prefer to kill my brain all at once, but WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH HER SHIRT. That is a SQUARE. It was like this in multiple panels too

What's even funnier / weirder is why are they wearing the shirts in the first place?

1.) Eros and Psyche seem to be completely isolated in the prison, even if Apollo or Leto forced them to wear them they should be able to just remove them if they really don't want to be wearing them as soon as they're unsupervised.

2.) Who's gonna see them wearing the shirts? It's not like they were forced to do some "Apollo 4 King" video on TikTok to make it seem like they were aligning with Apollo, they're deadass just sitting in a prison cell wearing these shirts for seemingly no one and nothing but Apollo's entertainment?

3.) Love how we're just gonna pretend that Apollo's original campaign wasn't "Apollo for President". Love that for him that he finally figured out he lives in a monarchy and not a democracy.

[ask-ganymede]

Would you like to fall in love with him?

[ Ganymede startled, gaze turning to where he heard the voice. On the low branches of an olive tree sat a boy, around his age, he presumed. He was handsome- ethereally so. Giant wings were furled behind him, unobstructed by a rose gold bow and quiver. He played with a golden arrow, spinning it around his fingers. ]

H-Huh?

The King. Would you like to fall in love with him?

[ The boy had a lighthearted expression, despite his serious tone of voice. His gaze was fixed on Ganymede as he spun the arrow expertly. ]

I can do that. 

To.. make me fall in love with him?

[ He nodded. ]

You would no longer flinch when he lays his hand on you. Your gaze on him would hold only admiration. You would crave his touch, and better endure his pain.

Would you prefer that? Would you find it to be a solace?

[ Ganymede paused, shivering under the weight of his words. The idea was tempting, but... dread pooled in his stomach at the thought. It felt like… defeat, although he couldn’t place a finger on why it did. He slowly shook his head. ]

No. But thank you for the offer, Lord Eros.

[ Eros smiled at the recognition. ] 

Just Eros is fine.

…

[ That encounter had been millenia ago. It had been their first. Ganymede was now one of Eros’ dear companions. The God didn’t often frequent Olympus, preferring to reside in his mother’s domain, or else wander, performing his duties. But today was special. ]

[ He was typically the most busy on Valentine’s day, but Aphrodite had granted him leave, saying she would take on his duties- with a knowing smile ]

[ And so, he decided he would spend the most of his leave with the one he cherished only second to his own wife… ]

Ganymede!

Oh! Eros! You’re here!

[ EROS is now available for asks! ]

[ephemeral-roses]

I'm still a little sad that Eros won't be Ares' son :(

He is not his biological son, but he still is Ares' son. Their relationship, along with his relationship with Himeros, will not change between what is in DFP and what it would be like if they were actual blood-relatives.

[ohbo-ohno]

while we’re on the subject of Greek Myth AUs (my bread and fucking butter), might I suggest a classic Hades and Persephone fusion?

I’m thinking Hades!Ghost and Persephone!Reader (obviously) and Soap would fill the role of Demeter, except instead of being Reader’s parent he’s her betrothed. He was meant to marry her until Ghost kidnapped her and took her to the Underworld, and when Soap finally finds her and sees her chained to Ghost’s throne he realizes no matter what he does Ghost is never going to let her go… so they may as well share her, hm?

Or maybe a Tantalous AU, where Soap decides to kill and serve his wife (Reader) to the gods and Ghost is so furious(because what the fuck) and so intrigued (because what the fuck) that he drags Soap to the Underworld. He puts your shade back in your body and when he sees how stunningly beautiful you are he decides he just has to keep you. And his favorite way to torture the two of you outside of rough fuckings? Dangling freedom right over your heads, just out of reach, so that you never forget that you belong to him forever.

Sorry for the rambling but I LOVE Greek mythology so damn much

~🦋

loove these, literally nothing to add to them bc they're fantastic, may i also say:

hades!soap, persephone!reader, thanatos!ghost. soap brings home his pretty wife, and suddenly that bastard from down the street is always hanging around... (or thanatos!soap who's begging like a puppy bc he works so hard to keep ghost's kingdom full :/)

hephaestus!ghost, ares!soap, aphrodite!reader. reader never met her beast of a husband (she's heard the stories, and he's never made any attempt to see her in person, only sends the occasional handmade gift - every time she shows up to his forge, it's empty, like he knew she was coming) with soap who takes care of the lonely goddess of beauty when her husband won't <3 ghost eventually catching them in a net together, and deciding to go ahead and use the both of them, and seeing what he's been missing out on

deimos & phobos soap and ghost who haunt their favorite human <3 it's just sooo fun to see how spooked she gets when they get near, her fear and panic is sooo delicious

[residentialrabbit]

I wonder how excited Ariel would be if they found out that their parents found new partners which would then = 4 Christmas’

She would be sooooo happy and try to game the system like " mommy and daddy should have as many partners as they want!! Yay love and me getting presents!!"

[francarieq]

Eros (Cupid) ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡

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