#as the player agents

[djsangos]

//also i love that salmon run, in universe, is unquestionably a terrible job and highly unethical from like. every single standpoint. in terms of employee safety and also what the employees are DOING

but all these inkfish still flock to grizzco anyway because mr. grizz makes it a game in which he rewards us with fun little gacha capsules and fresh new drip and prizes and we all just eat it up and go into salmonid territory to lay waste to them all and steal their eggs with no questions

[psygull-arts]

the year is 1969. three years have passed, and K-Cell has a new mission - OPERATION KEYSTONE HUNTER:

one of two fresh agents joining K-Cell is BILLIE SILVER, a getaway driver who cut a deal to save herself from prison time after she witnessed the unspeakable, and proud owner of several pairs of Kickin' Jeans

Billie belongs to @steampunkforever who has retired Cary for now because he would, quote, "thrive in the nineties"

BONUS: Homer mustache (actual) and Kit mustache (hypothetical)

[cameoliob]

Give that boy some meat on his bones

[opal-owl-flight]

"I thought Arrows was pulling my tentacle at first, but!!! THEYRE HERE FOR REAL!!! FOR3VRFRSH IN THE HOUSE!!!!"

Based off of a cute interaction I had with a couple of players who approached me consistently for 6 matches straight to squid party between matches! and they were CRACKED players too, I had a great time :)

(P sure Kimi hung out a lot with me bc we HAD THE SAME FIT but ISJDIDJ. I wanna imagine theyre both fans of 3 on the turf scene :) )

[captainpluto13]

Halloween!

Hey sillies I hope you guys enjoy these Halloween doodles! I hope you can tell who is who! 💛💛💛

If you took the time to look through all of them thank you!! And goodnight! 💛💛💛

2024!

[mythic-vortex]

CASTLE CRASHERS RISE UP!

[discriminant-of-x-y]

Art dupe for madcomtober2024

D:1 HANK

D:2 Player (Agent) (my oc)

D:3+4 - HalfMAG + AAHW

D: 5 Arena Faction (N51)

Will be post more on day 10 😗✌

[carterromanoff]

peggynat olympian instagram au

[namecantbeblank]

which friend are you ft theory bros 🥰

[skipppppy]

They bully him relentlessly

[stellar-collective]

my take on the Agent themselves because these games have given me brainrot

headcanons below the cut!

-perpetually has their legs kicked up on any and every surface. in the office, on their missions, in the van; as long as they’re not actively problem solving, their shoes are on the table. 

-terribly invested in the Handler. literally drove into a flamethrower to get him the perfect hot dog. 

-doesn’t set things on fire half as much as one would expect. mostly just lights cigars, honestly. prefers chucking stuff

-along with their TK implant, they volunteered for an experimental treatment that was supposed to make agents immune to ingestible poison. it was only partially effective but it worked enough that they can down entire bottles of champagne, eat moldly sandwiches, chew pre-chewed gum, etc. without batting an eye

-MAJOR sweet tooth.

-fairly talkative outside of missions, but goes completely dead silent the moment that they’re in the field. can’t be baited into betraying information if you don’t talk!

-cheeky as anything. favorite pastime is to deal with deadly situations as nonchalantly as possible, like drinking tea while getting shot at by a tank, stealing Juniper’s masks while he’s trying to shoot them, and saluting while blowing up space stations.

-doesn’t hold grudges. like, at all

-when you die enough times, you sort of start to rank the methods. their favorite way to go out is fire/explosions and their least favorite way is suffocation. falling from space was far scarier to them than falling down a burning elevator shaft. the heat is familiar to the point it’s almost comforting.

-they’re beauty, they’re grace, they’re super mega ace

-a bit of a hoarder. trinkets and souvenirs are very valuable to them. keeps everything that the Handler has ever sent them and steals a lot of things from their missions

-adrenaline junkie! this job is perfect for them

[nightcorecarseatheadrest]

Foolish girl, getting yourself lost again

[opal-owl-flight]

Grandfest has been a BLAST! (Team Past is kicking my ASS)

Ill never forget you, goblin team. we bullied so many teams before we were knocked down a peg by that top ranker JASJJWSN (we were 3 dualies and a sploosh. it was the funniest thing ever)

context for the 2nd pic: With 3 being allowed back on (topside) turf for the Grandfest, their old team was more than happy to play with them again! (my ass was also kicked by teams that had 3 and John cosplayers lmao)

And ofc — theres a 3 cosplayer in the hub area rn, and they sometimes appear near the stall the gay old men are in. All I can think of is them making sure they stay behaved wjdnej

[mintierose]

⚠️Purgatory finale spoilers⚠️

q!Maxo is officially dead and I’m gonna cry my eyes out. I truly believe he is one of the most tragic characters, he lost everything.

People better not forget that we was the one who started the mystery solving on the island, he was the first person to suspect the federation, & Ordo Theoritas started with him(Theory Bros)

God imagine how the others will feel when they find out, especially Bad & Forever.

I’m gonna miss him.

[random-lil-illing]

someone should write a carmen sandiego fic where everything takes place as normal except for the fact that carmens mom is a part of team red from the start.

imagine her scolding carmen for her lack of self-preservation during missions because she doesn't want to lose her daughter again. her never making fun of, in fact actively encouraging, zack's hunger because it just means she gets to cook more and he always gushes about how good her food is. her listening to ivy talk about a new upgrade for red drone she's been wanting to install despite her not understanding anything the red head says. her making sure player is taking care of themself and assuring them that the world isn't going to end if they take a break, because they're just a kid. they're all just kids that need a team mother figure. she doesn't get her own orphanage like she does in the actual series, but who needs an orphanage when you've got dumbass globetrotter children right here?

her being awkward co-parents with shadowsan because while yeah, he didn't actually kill her husband, he was originally the one sent to get a hit on him and the one who burnt his house down + the one who brought her daughter to an island of isolated criminals. she understands he's changrd but she's still... iffy, around him.

i would write this fic myself if i had the time, skills and motivation. unfortunately i have none of them.

[lesbiangiratina]

I LOVE PRONOUNS