#as the player agents

[djsangos]

//also i love that salmon run, in universe, is unquestionably a terrible job and highly unethical from like. every single standpoint. in terms of employee safety and also what the employees are DOING

but all these inkfish still flock to grizzco anyway because mr. grizz makes it a game in which he rewards us with fun little gacha capsules and fresh new drip and prizes and we all just eat it up and go into salmonid territory to lay waste to them all and steal their eggs with no questions

[siliconcat]

so what exactly are inkopolis’s laws on teenage soldiers

[cameoliob]

Give that boy some meat on his bones

[opal-owl-flight]

"I thought Arrows was pulling my tentacle at first, but!!! THEYRE HERE FOR REAL!!! FOR3VRFRSH IN THE HOUSE!!!!"

Based off of a cute interaction I had with a couple of players who approached me consistently for 6 matches straight to squid party between matches! and they were CRACKED players too, I had a great time :)

(P sure Kimi hung out a lot with me bc we HAD THE SAME FIT but ISJDIDJ. I wanna imagine theyre both fans of 3 on the turf scene :) )

[captainpluto13]

Halloween!

Hey sillies I hope you guys enjoy these Halloween doodles! I hope you can tell who is who! 💛💛💛

If you took the time to look through all of them thank you!! And goodnight! 💛💛💛

2024!

[mythic-vortex]

CASTLE CRASHERS RISE UP!

[discriminant-of-x-y]

Art dupe for madcomtober2024

D:1 HANK

D:2 Player (Agent) (my oc)

D:3+4 - HalfMAG + AAHW

D: 5 Arena Faction (N51)

Will be post more on day 10 😗✌

[namecantbeblank]

which friend are you ft theory bros 🥰

[skipppppy]

They bully him relentlessly

[stellar-collective]

my take on the Agent themselves because these games have given me brainrot

headcanons below the cut!

-perpetually has their legs kicked up on any and every surface. in the office, on their missions, in the van; as long as they’re not actively problem solving, their shoes are on the table. 

-terribly invested in the Handler. literally drove into a flamethrower to get him the perfect hot dog. 

-doesn’t set things on fire half as much as one would expect. mostly just lights cigars, honestly. prefers chucking stuff

-along with their TK implant, they volunteered for an experimental treatment that was supposed to make agents immune to ingestible poison. it was only partially effective but it worked enough that they can down entire bottles of champagne, eat moldly sandwiches, chew pre-chewed gum, etc. without batting an eye

-MAJOR sweet tooth.

-fairly talkative outside of missions, but goes completely dead silent the moment that they’re in the field. can’t be baited into betraying information if you don’t talk!

-cheeky as anything. favorite pastime is to deal with deadly situations as nonchalantly as possible, like drinking tea while getting shot at by a tank, stealing Juniper’s masks while he’s trying to shoot them, and saluting while blowing up space stations.

-doesn’t hold grudges. like, at all

-when you die enough times, you sort of start to rank the methods. their favorite way to go out is fire/explosions and their least favorite way is suffocation. falling from space was far scarier to them than falling down a burning elevator shaft. the heat is familiar to the point it’s almost comforting.

-they’re beauty, they’re grace, they’re super mega ace

-a bit of a hoarder. trinkets and souvenirs are very valuable to them. keeps everything that the Handler has ever sent them and steals a lot of things from their missions

-adrenaline junkie! this job is perfect for them

[carterromanoff]

peggynat olympian instagram au

[nightcorecarseatheadrest]

Foolish girl, getting yourself lost again

[opal-owl-flight]

Grandfest has been a BLAST! (Team Past is kicking my ASS)

Ill never forget you, goblin team. we bullied so many teams before we were knocked down a peg by that top ranker JASJJWSN (we were 3 dualies and a sploosh. it was the funniest thing ever)

context for the 2nd pic: With 3 being allowed back on (topside) turf for the Grandfest, their old team was more than happy to play with them again! (my ass was also kicked by teams that had 3 and John cosplayers lmao)

And ofc — theres a 3 cosplayer in the hub area rn, and they sometimes appear near the stall the gay old men are in. All I can think of is them making sure they stay behaved wjdnej

[mintierose]

⚠️Purgatory finale spoilers⚠️

q!Maxo is officially dead and I’m gonna cry my eyes out. I truly believe he is one of the most tragic characters, he lost everything.

People better not forget that we was the one who started the mystery solving on the island, he was the first person to suspect the federation, & Ordo Theoritas started with him(Theory Bros)

God imagine how the others will feel when they find out, especially Bad & Forever.

I’m gonna miss him.

[lesbiangiratina]

I LOVE PRONOUNS

[shiverhohojiro]

every so often I see people who believe that The Entire Octarian Army is Female Only. sometimes simultaneously inventing very weird new forms of gendered oppression to go along with it. when DJ Octavio (male octoling) is right there. He's at the head of it. He's a guy? His squad of elite attack lesbians (the takozones) does not represent the army as a whole even if they're the only octolings we see not in swim form. People's eyes simply glaze over him. It would be like if people insisted there are only female squids because all the idols are female [Craig Cuttlefish continues to exist right there]