#as skelly says

[spineless-lobster]

Tbh I’m surprised zag never helped the employees at the house of hades unionize

[imtrashraccoon]

Okay, The Dark Fortress Au concept: The boys let a sorcerer in and they curse the boys and transform for them into monstrous skeletal dragons and like they're able to shift down into anthropomorphic dragons at best and the curse is permanent after three years and the MC comes in after the curses due date and unintentionally woos the boys and I'm a sucker for angst and dragons so.

Oh my goodness! Dark Fortress my beloved! I keep meaning to write something more for this but I haven't had the motivation. I think you're referencing Beauty & The Beast? The parallels kinda match up so I'm rolling with it. I may have decided to try writing a little drabble cause this idea is very interesting to me...

Future Tumble Edit: Part Two is here! And the prequel is here!

The Dragons of The Dark Fortress

You didn't have many happy memories. In fact, your childhood had been ripped away when your country was conquered by a mysterious dark warlord. You had been lucky enough to escape but you didn't escape unscathed. Your mind was forever marked by the horrors you'd witnessed and tragically, you lost nearly everyone you'd ever known.

You swore to avenge what had been stolen from you. For years, you trained, honing both your mind and your body. You taught yourself how to wield a sword and how to fight.

Then, you set off for the Dark Fortress. You only brought your weapons, armour, and what supplies you would need for the journey. You weren't planning to return even if you did slay the dark warlord. There just didn't seem to be anything worth living for anymore.

The fortress itself was a lot larger than you remembered, being more akin to a mountain than a castle. Still, you were undeterred and continued onwards until you found yourself at the main gates. It took some time to scale the wall and you had to take a moment to catch your breath, but you were so close now.

A few minutes passed while you rested and mentally prepared yourself for the fight at hand. If you were lucky, you'd be able to locate him before he even realized you were here. It could take a while to navigate the passageways though, especially if you were being sneaky.

Just as you were rehearsing exactly how you would run the warlord through with your sword, an ear-splitting roar rang out. You turned just in time to spot a large blur whoosh past before it began to circle above you. You felt your stomach drop at the sight of the large beast that could only be one thing - a dragon.

It didn't give you time to come up with a plan before diving back down again.

You dodge rolled to the side, just barely avoiding his snapping teeth.

Unfortunately, you weren't fast enough to avoid it's wings or claws and you were dragged from the wall as the beast tumbled down into the courtyard. The impact knocked the wind from your lungs and it took a moment to orientate yourself.

You were pinned beneath one of the dragon's feet and it's claws felt like they were nearly digging into your flesh. It hurt to breathe and you could barely inhale without those razors pressing in further.

The dragon seemed at least partially skeletal, most noticeably in the head, but it's eye sockets were completely empty. A black substance was also perpetually leaking from it's sockets and dripping to the ground.

The beast leered closer until it's snout was nearly pressed against your face. You swear it seemed to grin at how terrified you were, as if it was enjoying tormenting you like this.

There wasn't anything you could do. You'd lost your sword in the fall and this beast was about to tear you limb from limb. You closed your eyes, resigning yourself to your fate.

"Stand down, Dirk."

The pressure on your body suddenly shifted and you risked looking around to see who the voice belonged to.

The dragon that had previously been pinning you to the rough stone was crouching not far away. It still had that unbearable grin plastered across it's skull but at least it didn't seem interested in mauling you anymore.

There was a large shadow cast from behind and when you turned to look, realized it came from another dragon. This one was larger and it's scales seemed to be covered in a tar-like substance. It only had one visible eye, with the other being engulfed in the tar, and it's cyan eyelight seemed to bore through you. With the way it's wings were folded over it's body and the way it held itself, you had a feeling this one was the leader or at least the stronger of the two.

Catching movement up above, you spotted two more dragons perching on the ramparts that were similar in appearance to the first one, although they had different coloured eyelights and one was missing a horn. All eyes seemed to be on you and the air felt charged with tension.

You turned your eyes back to the black dragon and slowly stood up.

It stared at you before leaning down and inhaling your scent. "What brings you here, mortal?" it rumbled.

Somehow, you managed to steel your nerves and keep from stuttering. "I came to avenge my country."

It tilted it's head and studied you for a moment. "All by yourself?"

You felt a wave of anger bubble up in your chest at it's taunting tone of voice. However, before you could retort, the black dragon chuckled.

"I admire your courage, however foolish it may be. Do you truly think you can slay me?" It stood up to it's full height and slowly spread it's pock marked wings in an intimidating display.

You shuddered and took a step back, only to bump into the dragon still behind you.

The black dragon stalked closer. "I thought not," it growled. "However, I can sense a darkness in your soul..."

You felt like you couldn't move, much less speak, or it would eat you alive.

"Pledge yourself to me and I will give you a new purpose..."

What else could you do but agree?

[grungepuppet]

alright i'll admit it this took me exactly 2 milliseconds 😼

anyways here's Craze!Dust (yes I am naming it after the child because I have no creativity left in me at the moment) he's 5'3

uhhh is that it? I think that's it

[skellytonsandstars]

chat voltron is leaving netflix soon do I watch it 🙏

[rayroseu-reblogs]

omg my twitter is full of those posts policing "dont simp for skelly hes 16 weirdoo" and im just!!🔥🔥🔥

[oleskellybones]

if i had a dollar for every person who stopped talking to me bc i wouldn't sleep with them i'd have a goddamn house.

[skelesharky]

ooo you want to be their dadmom so bad oo [older tenna concept for their body i didn't bother reworking out cause it'd look odd otherwise btw fsjkfsd]

[blaineslesbian]

idk how i'm supposed to romance vic when She exists

[kitkatcadillac]

if you piss all over a public toilet seat, and i mean just piss all the fuck over it, and then leave that for someone else to deal with because it "gives people a job to do" or it "isnt your problem" im cursing you, hexing you, dooming you a thousand lifetimes over

[butterfrogmantis]

Right well

This started out as what was gonna be a silly meme but then it took me like all 4 shrek movies to work on and I kept stalling it and it really wasn't worth it and also I was gonnaaaa change it but then it kind of lost meaning and was too wordy and bleh

Who's ready for the most shocking and unexpected character revelation yet that has totally not already been joked about and more or less semi confirmed over the past literal year or so /lh

Warning, may simply be too surprising for the average mind to comprehend bcuz Butters is too good at plot twists /j

Archaeologist and Explorer (c) The Smurfs

Skelly is mine

[skele8rity]

god i have GOT to do a little doodle of rollo to celebrate the fact i scrounged together JUST ENOUGH gems and JUST ENOUGH luck to get him for my 100 pull pity!!!! THE BOY.... celebration worthy.

[hot-footed-heir]

you've managed to log into his rotomblr account somehow

🦴 Eh? Whazza Rotowhozzit?

🦴 Y'know what, don't matter. Is he alright?

🦴 He just up an' never came back one day and didn't even say g'bye.

[turnedpalefromlackofsun]

WIP

[ashenwinds]

     Loving the fact of this particular Flameheart quote that was done during the early days of the Ghost Fleet      “ Too many losses! I. . . I don't understand! ”

     Flameheart is a brilliant tactician, a man who makes sure everything is accounted for and he reigns supreme. He factors in the possibility of losing ships, even accounts for some going down within his battle plans. When something doesn't go his way? It throws him off, it pisses him off to no end when he cannot predict the sway of the battle. And oh boy he is a sore loser. You know you are being manipulated by him when it appears he has lost but he remains calm ; if Flameheeart is calm when losing, it means it was his plan all along.      Another example of this is just how scarily angry he got after being tricked by Slate and sealed inside one of the ancient vaults. He lost the fight because Slate sealed the vault then died to snake bite. Just also shows you how scary his rage can be, considering Flameheart clawed his way through solid stone to get out and then destroyed the poor skellies trying to dig him out.

[dipperscavern]

left tumblr for a few days came back and ur GONE

no but seriously take ur time im just shocked😭

ily xoxo skelly belly❤️

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omg no skelly im so sorry 😭😭😭 im still stalking & lurking when you least expect it!!! i can always chat it up (when do i ever stop talking honestly) but i wasnt sure if it would be preferred for me to just be on a writing break & still speak loudly or go on complete hiatus until i have more content to unleash on the unsuspecting public

i love u more xoxo dipndots ❤️