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hamlet does not think he has much skill for poetry which absolutely means he has texted random lines of his letters to ophelia to his friends at 2am while googling synonyms and pulling his hair out
#hamlet#as shakespeare intended#pov you're horatio and you receive a text in the middle of the night that just says “help” followed by a poem about ophelias pussy game
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listen up chucklefucks, i just gotta say. I'm not defending zir, but I'm sad zie deactivated. Like, i get that trauma lasts a long time and the good stuff is maybe easy to forget?? so maybe it's just like that. And my beloved mutual @/pompeyspuppygirl made a post about zir clout chasing behavior, which is pretty shitty behavior if it's true (and if we're canceling someone it had better be pretty severe). anyways now that zie's gone pompeyspuppygirl said it was okay to make this post (again, thanks ppg everyone go follow her--really everyone in this whole drama is worth a follow)
ANYways yeah zie was my mutual and like, reblogged a lot my smaller posts. (that isn't to discredit what my mutual pompeyspuppygirl is saying about zie clout chasing ofc). AND idk zie was always reblogging art from new and undiscovered artists and reblogging donation posts (which if you don't know is really bad if you're trying to clout chase...) (again, though, ppg is my mutual i believe her.) and like, remember on valentines day i tried to blaze zir posts and zie told me to stop because zie didn't want the posts to go viral? (but again ppg is my mutual and has a lot of proof in the Google doc I'm not trying to disprove that I'm just saying what else I know)
Idk, like i feel like a lot of people loved zir's blog a while back, bc like zie DID make some good posts?? So idk why everybody's acting like they aren't even a little bit sad.,. like ngl this feels like maybe all the reasonable people left to Twitter and all the Twitter refugees who love drama came here??? shdfhhdhdhdhdh haha but idk...look idk, i just, julie i do miss you. idk. more thoughts later sorry I'm getting worked up shshs
#with apologies to the bard#ides of march#kaia.mypost#unreality#to be clear this is intended as a rough rewrite of the friends romans countrymen speech from shakespeare and not a reference to real drama
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"I do love nothing in the world so well as you."
#dtedit#dtennantedit#catherine tate#david tennant#much ado about nothing#honestly the most entertaining play and best production i've ever watched#they did it as shakespeare intended#by*ks
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every time someone says that Shakespeare is better seen than read just know I am shaking and shuddering and forcing myself not to argue because GOD. God. Because yes, I mean, Shakespeare didn’t even write down his plays in their entirety; they weren’t written for publication; they were quite literally written to be performed. AND. And Every story has meaning. Every word in a story has meaning. That’s just true, and it’s inevitable that one is going to miss some of that meaning if one is watching it onstage. Acting is not meant for analysis unless one is pretentious or a theatre critic. Acting is not designed for analysis. One doesn’t even have footnotes if it’s onstage! and I personally suffer when I don’t have footnotes for Shakespeare. Footnotes are my best friend and I love them. but that would still be fine if all the Shakespeare we see onstage was good Shakespeare but oh my god there is so much bad Shakespeare in the world. Holy goddamn fuck there is a lot of Shakespeare where the actors clearly have no idea what they’re saying or sexual assault is implicitly condoned or everyone’s just reciting lines or the entire concept of the show is apologizing for doing Shakespeare or Juliet is stuck in a register three octaves above sounding like a normal person and oh my god. Oh My God. YES, reading Shakespeare is hard. YES, it’s going to be boring at some points. Everything is boring at some points. But it’s not a magic cure-all to watch it onstage. Onstage Shakespeare has a whole other set of problems. One medium does not have a monopoly on Shakespeare. One medium is not inherently better. There are different things that you will get out of what medium you experience it through. I can’t think of a good conclusion and I’m losing my gol-dern mind so I’m just going to leave it here. Read some Shakespeare. Good night.
#shakespeare#And bear in mind that I (autistic; pretentious; has been into Shakespeare since literal middle school) may not be the most joe average guy#But if I have one shakes hill that I will absolutely die on it’s this one#Also that alls well that ends well can actually be really good but that’s a different post#Anyway#Read some Shakespeare. It’s good for you#Hamlet#Romeo and juliet#richard iii#othello#king lear#alls well that ends well#much ado about nothing#i feel like a dick for tagging all of these but I’m literally scaling the fucking walls I have Thoughts#Twelfth night#the number of bad r&js that there are in the world……..literally so fucking tragic no pun intended because I could literally love that show#But no one else gets it !! I’m the only person who understands r&j!!!#(I jest but barely)
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#julius caesar#ides of march#i love my copy of jc its one of those ones intended for students so its got a list of activities on one side and the play on the other#tasks include 'imagine youre a captured soldier. would you kill yourself?' and 'ask cassius' question to an unsuspecting friend'#shakespeare tag
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please send me submissions!
#especially female characters. we're currently at a 1:2 ratio of female to male characters and I can't let that stand#I've got a few queued but I'm going away for a week so I want to have a nice juicy queue of posts scheduled while I'm gone#I'm afraid I've exhausted all the classics that I've read#classic literature#I'm just going to tag some big authors in the hopes this reaches the intended audience:#jane austen#charlotte bronte#emily bronte#the bronte sisters#william shakespeare#oscar wilde#virginia woolf#mary shelley#bram stoker#evelyn waugh#e. m. forster
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that quote about shakespeare being “not of an age, but for all time” does, of course, oversimplify the way shakespeare’s plays were shaped by his time period, but sometimes i do think about how you can read the merchant of venice as making a statement that white people who are marginalized (see portia, white woman, and antonio and bassiano, white gay people) are still, first and foremost, white people who will enact social violence on jewish people & people of color in order to keep their own societal standings secure. which is fascinating from a standpoint of intersectionality & dissecting the violence in white womanhood, and is also fascinating because shakespeare wrote this play in 1596
#how did he know.#<-- to be clear. i don't think he necessarily. intended this? i mean i guess i don't know what the man intended#but clearly the concept of intersectionality as we know it was not in use back then. and i don't know if i want to extend shakespeare the--#--courtesy of this one seeing as merchant is. um. still pretty vile#but like. i do think it's wild#merchant of venice#max.txt
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Broke: Old-timey grave curses using “he” because that was the norm and expectation
Woke: Trans grave robbers intentionally triggering curses for validation because “it said “cursed be he” not “cursed be ye””
#graveyard#cemetary#gravestones#graves#curses#medieval#renaissance#old timey#trans#queer#lgbtqia#literature#etymology#not entomology#shakespeare’s curse#grave robbing#intended to be comedic#idk
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it’s so annoying that every single thrift store i go to has a decent book collection with like. every single shakespeare play except for hamlet. like what is that about. let me have her.
Shes just so popular its hard to get a date ....... shes got too many friends!!!!!!
#all my copies of shakespeare are in one giant volume i found on the sidewalk when i was 8 AS IS INTENDED. hamlet is in there thankfully#evan!#l#asks
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Not my spanish teacher giving me a homework that is just go on an aro rant for 150 words
#yeah that wasn't the intended audience#but how else am i supposed to answer the question of#what do you think about love#what it is is a fucking scam#i have had to read 6 stories worth of people being romantically stupid this quarter#it's all the bad decision making of shakespeare#with none of the redeeming endearingness#like i can only handle so many stories about straight people from a hundred years ago#especially when the first one was incestuous. creation myths are quite consistently fucking wild
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chapter ten - my reformation, glitt’ring o’er my fault
In moments like that, there would come the memory from that Henry IV rehearsal when Roy had broken form and slammed Jamie to the ground, arm on his throat, and snarled “I can no longer brook thy vanities”, and oh, Jamie knew he weren’t playing. Roy was a scab over an old wound and Jamie never could help himself from picking away till it bled fresh. No idea why it kept coming up in the orgies, though. He put it down to apocalypse doings. It was a confusing time to be alive.
In which Jamie Tartt, prodigal son, returns.
The Station Eleven post-apocalyptic theatre AU in which American comedy actor Ted Lasso, in the wake of a worldwide pandemic, winds up leading a Shakespearean theatre troupe through the ruins of England (no knowledge of Station Eleven necessary to read).
For this chapter, I am indebted to moviemuncherao3, whose advice on Mancunian phrases and geography has been invaluable, and who gamely answered bizarre queries such as "in event of an apocalypse (not zombies) and the collapse of civilisation, what would be a good place in Manchester for survivors to base themselves?" Thank you!
The border image for this is from one of James Chadderton's incredible artworks of post-apocalyptic Manchester.
#why does this look like a post-apocalyptic Abercrombie & Fitch ad#I did not intend this#ted lasso#ted lasso fic#jamie tartt#roy kent#keeley jones#roy/keeley/jamie#roy kent x jamie tartt#roy/jamie#jamie tartt x keeley jones#station eleven#post-apocalyptic au#shakespeare#henry iv part i
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controversial hamlet opinion several hundred years late but guys let's face it: hamlet adores the sound of his own voice. so much he breaks the fourth wall to ramble. he fully commits to the visual presentation of grief. head to toe black. his own mother, wife of the dead man, asks hamlet to tone it down. he refuses. hamlet pretends to go insane so he can investigate his dad's suspected murder out in the open. he sets up a play WITHIN HIS OWN PLAY to give his shitty uncle the heebie-jeebies.
guys. hamlet is having fun. oh he's in agony, unequivocally: he grows numb to his friends as he realizes he cannot trust anyone. he loses his grip on his identity, his truth -- maybe he is truly mad after all, no act. he falls prey to the same murderous betrayal he set out to solve in the first place. his own story eats him.
but GUYS. hamlet had fun. despite everything.
#this is harsh criticism of a young man who is experiencing familial betrayal and grieving a death simultaneously#hamlet missed his dad very much. i don't doubt that. getting so into figuring out what happened to his dad is also evidence of how strong#their father-son bond was#it's also very clear that hamlet was hamming it up (pun intended)#he's so complex. my favorite silly wet cat of a man. my little meow meow.#hamlet#shakespeare#snowswords#it's just like fall out boy said. the best of us CAN find happiness in misery#cannibalism#the triangle of cannibalism#bc you know. you KNOW i had to do it to him. god. everything is about eating and being eaten
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Listen. It's about the fact that Ms. Baker (an English teacher) is married to a man named after a character from Shakespeare's plays (and maybe that's why she loves them! Or maybe they're the reason she first had interest in him)
But it's not just any Shakespeare character. Oh, no. It's Tybalt, from Romeo and Juliet
And it's probably unintentional-- probably just a random Shakespearean name
But Tybalt in the play dies fighting
And Tybalt in the book goes missing in action, presumed dead, fighting in the Vietnam War
BUT he comes back! He doesn't die, unlike the play's Tybalt. And that makes me think of this part
Unlike Shylock, Tybalt isn't trapped. He can be something else, he doesn't have to die. He's not trapped in the script of a tragedy. He can come home, and he does
#the wednesday wars#having emotions about a middle grade novel again#^^yeah that's gonna be a tag now#listen. i don't know if this makes sense. but to me it does#i also love that his brother is mercutio#clearly the baker parents were massive shakespeare nerds and i respect it#though personally i would have chosen a different play#no insult intended to romeo and juliet#i just like other plays better#spoilers#the wednesday wars spoilers
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Happy Birthday Billy Boy
#this post was originally intended for William Shakespeare but I suppose I could wish all Bills a happy birthday#william shakespeare#the birthday boy#Billy Bard
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"The Duke of Somerset" - an extremely simple no. 2 pencil drawing done 1/08/2024, of actor Brian Deacon in Henry VI, Part 2 (1983) directed by Jane Howell for the BBC Television Shakespeare, done in about 10 minutes. Would've been more detailed but my sister said "I'm bored and hungry, come eat with me" and that sounded pretty compelling.
#i didnt write any poetry today and all the drawing i did was continuing work on a self-portrait i started last week#im doing it in extremely short sittings but i think it's probably coming out better for it.#god knows more effort does not necessarily lead to better work. at least with my art.#my drawing#brian deacon#visual art#2024#graphite#anyway brian deacon is so beautiful he's just god such a classically handsome face#the screenshots i took of him in character (and actually every screenshot i took from jane howell's wars of the roses)#is so depressingly grainy. why is the bbc television shakespeare always only available in crap quality#i took screenshots of other characters i intend to draw but since i was just idly sketching i was like why not#i took so many of brian deacon. it's a little embarrassing lol#goddamn tho he cute
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I replay my footsteps on each stepping stone / trying to find the one where I went wrong
#evermore#taylor swift#I love Taylor so much (obviously) and I think about her specificity and her femininity in relation to romance all the time#but sometimes she just has a way of seeing the human experience in a larger sense and capturing it in a few lines#that takes my breath away#it’s almost casual. but it’s not. it’s just CLEAR#IT’s sight. it’s vision. it’s this understanding of the human condition that strikes so deep#and that is expressed in words with the greatest natural-ness#it is very Shakespeare of her t.b.h.#and I know it will only grow as she gets older#nobody does it ALL like Taylor does.#even in the range of the quality of her insights and her vision. she does it ALL#she almost doesn’t even use discernment. it simply comes out of her in this flood#everything everywhere all at once. to borrow a phrase from the zeitgeist#but she’s not going to stop! it will only grow#think of the artist she’ll be at the end of her life#there is no artist I think of more when I hear ‘in paradise you will be the great artist God intended you to be’#not that she isn’t that now. but she will be MORE.#it makes me cry I am crying
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