#as repressed homosexuals

[a-gay-little-cat]

what always makes me laugh when i read the horus heresy books so far (as well as previous blingels books) is when space marines interact with human characters, especially female ones

the writers endless need to point out how pretty and attractive they are but firmly putting their foot down and pointing out that at least an adeptus astartes would have to assume so for he is beyond such trivial things and must always think towards war

yet they also love pointing out how handsome fellow marines would be if not for their conversion to an astartes, though even with that they are describe handsome at time

[munchy-k]

I wanted to share this thought with u tumblr ppl

[mattiebluebird]

Honestly I feel like if Fiddleford fell into the portal instead of Ford, the whole plot of Gravity Falls would've been wrapped up decades sooner.

People forget that Ford needed Fiddleford's help to build that portal. Even with 12 PhDs and a god of knowledge whispering in his ears, Ford couldn't figure it out! And though FF is physically weaker than Ford, he's not exactly useless in a fight; he gets Ford out of trouble numerous times in Journal 3 & TBOB.

Ford traveled the multiverse for over 30 years looking for a way to kill Bill, and it's ultimately still Fiddleford (or rather a happier, healthier version of him) that helped finish the quantum destabilizer. In fact, Fiddleford made not one, not two, but three deadly weapons that were used against Bill, including the one that ultimately ended him (the quantum destabilizer, mystery shackatron, & the memory gun).

...so yeah, he would've been back home in time for dinner.

[zellaroonie]

“what do you have to lose?”

you.

[lesbianshadowheart]

Glinda needed so badly to be loved by everybody that she gave up her only chance at a love that was genuine

[confession-session]

my roman empire is reading classic literature involving two male protagonists and yelling "GAYYYYYYYY" at the poor unsuspecting pages

[bikkue]

[yameoto]

and christ, forgive these bones i’ve been hiding

[khattikeri]

it's amazing to me that lan xichen isn't gay according to word of god, because what older brother (especially in homophobic xianxia universe china) instantly realizes his little brother is gay and in love just bc he's high strung and irritable lately thanks to a mischievous new boy in his class. it's one thing to tease or jokingly ask if there's a crush involved. it's another to Know.

and because what guy insists on a sworn brotherhood with two other men whose relationship with each other is publicly fraught, unless he really likes them both and is compromising because he knows he can't have them any other way? because a sworn siblinghood relationship is treated similarly (though not exactly) like a family via marriage?

lan xichen you are not slick no sir i know what you are

[fallout-lou-begas]

i am almost constantly thinking about the mountain of implication, characterization, and insanely fucked up unspoken and unknown stories that are packed into the single paragraph of this ending slide for arcade gannon

[chessb0r3d]

i cracked the code.

[greendragon19]

Something about season 1 Paddy saying Eoin reminds him he's a poet when he becomes too much a devil vs season 2 Paddy forgetting the line of a peom because it's all been replaced by screams.

[holoship]

[lesbiamano]

i stand with my cringefail wife

[zer0point5ive]

[realbeefman]

like minds 2006 masterclass on unreliable narrator fucking with things because at FIRST you think things like “insanely cringe directorial choice that this 17 year old is #owning #epically his religion professor by ranting in the middle of class about something the teacher is portrayed as otherwise being completely competent at teaching. bar this One specific instance” and then you watch further and its like “Oh that’s because this guy is bananas nutso crazypants and half-lying half-delusional.” like of COURSE a 17 yr old would portray himself as #epically #owning his #idiot #professor. it’s such a particularly Teenager with Ego thing to make up like god. truly a MOVIE