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[stormandsparks]

Poll

(because of something my sister told me and I’m confused so)

*but it’s fine as a word/thing for others to call themselves

Oh yeah and pls reblog for sample size!

Edit: uhhhh so votes have more than doubled in the last like hour and a half??? Thanks @fuckyeahasexual (i think) 0-0

[thebibliosphere]

"inch eresting, you say you're broke in one post but going on vacation the next. what's the truth 🤔"

Buddy. I don't know how to tell you this, but when I say I'm going on vacation, what I actually mean is I'm forcing myself not to work for ten days while my best friends, who I haven't seen in almost a decade, use their honeymoon money to come crash on my couch so I can have some meaningful social interaction and not kill myself. Because that's where I'm headed otherwise.

Hope that helps.

[tiger-grace]

the fact that Duke is the daytime vigilante implies regular situations in which everyone else is nocturnal except for him

Duke: hi tim!

Tim, blinking one eye at a time and slamming a coffee cup on the counter: what are you doing at this ungodly hour

Duke: 10 pm is when us normal human beings go to bed actually :)

Dick, collapsed over the counter having barely slept coming back from his police job only to wake up for patrol: duke. please turn the lights off. it’s so bright please duke i’m blind

Duke: not only are the ceiling lamps off but I am actively absorbing literally all the light in the room. goodnight

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Get Souped!

[birdperselias]

bp being sincere

kiss based on this meme i found this draft on my ipad from a month ago and i had to clean it up ASLKGJDLKGJ

[charmwasjess]

Whatever you do, don’t think about how happy Sifo-Dyas must have been that last time with Dooku on Serenno. He’d been fired as a Seeker, lost his seat on the Jedi Council, had the worst rounds of visions of his life, and finally, finally, someone is listening to him, someone believes him, someone gets it.

He’s back with his best friend who promised to help him save the galaxy, like the two of them were made to do together. Like they always knew they were going to do.

[captaingeorge13]

y’all i work in construction and i was on a ledge 35 feet up being lazy lifting something in a, lets say non-OSHA compliant manner, and i swear right before i started pulling i heard brennan lee mulligan’s voice on the wind saying “are you weakest, do you feel, at the elbow or the shoulder?”

i stopped and went through correct safety procedure so damn quickly. thats what i call divine intervention.

[jvnart]

✨️📚🍵✨️

Thank you again @depressedhatakekakashi, you're the best :)

[meerphanim]

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And the day we became one.

[harbingersglory]

Thoughts on transfem Ningguang with a fem!reader whose her bodyguard? Fem!reader whose like a loyal, protective dog out in the world when they're out and about together, but an utter submissive puppy behind closed doors for the Tianquan?

literally shaking like a chihuahua oh what i'd do to be the Tianquan's lap dog..mean femmes are so attractive its like putting my brain in a blender.

It's not surprising the Tianquan has a bodyguard. She's a key political figure in Liyue and anyone aiming to dismantle the carefully curated hierarchy has her at the top of the list. To the public, your just muscle to intimidate the lesser crooks from even thinking about it and deal with those who get too bold.

Behind closed doors, though? Your nothing but the Tianquan's lap dog at her beck and call.

She isn't fond of public displays, but she does like hiding it in public just for the thrill. Knowing you wear your collar under your uniform so you'll always remember who holds your leash is a thrill she can't beat.

She's a bit mean and sadistic, really, but she's the Tianquan. She has the money to spoil you like a good puppy afterwards..so long as you behave and exceed expectations. Whether you lean more dominant or submissive doesn't matter, since you'll probably be subbing whether your top or bottom. It's a different kind of thrill to make you sit on her lap, stuffed full of her cock, while she works. That or she has you under her desk, one hand fisted in your hair while she uses your mouth instead.

She has to be at the top of her game, after all, and her position is a stressful one. What better way to de-stress then to put her little puppy to good use? You're just so pliant when she orders you on your knees.

She keeps it tame if thats more your thing, but if you give her the go ahead she will buy you muzzles. Some just the standard muzzle, others with gags, plenty of collars and leashes for all sorts of occasions..she might even get you faux ears and a tail just for a little finishing touch.

She's just as big on aftercare, though. She puts her money to good use spoiling you, partially because she knows she can get a little rough with you. That and as much as she likes to call you her puppy, she won't have you smelling like a wet dog. Get in the bath.

You won't stay clean for long, especially because she absolutely goes all out on her tub so it's more then big enough for some extra activities, but it's better then nothing.

Sometimes, though, she just needs to be pampered herself. She adores body worship after a particularly stressful day. Just lounging in half tied silk while you worship every inch of her.

And if anyone notices you limping the morning after..they say nothing. They just chalk it up to a fight with some assassin or similar. And if they do know, they know better then to bring it up.

Bonus for being shared with Beidou when she drops by Liyue harbor. Nothing like a rowdy pirate to shake things up and make a mess of you on the Tianquan's bed while she watches.

[post-it-notes7]

throwing him around like a ragdoll

[stormandsparks]

fuck it i need motivation

Ok I’m gonna do one of those if I get to x notes I’ll do y things

10 - Actually tidy my room (yes this is a low bar but I don’t really get notes ever lol)

50 - free art for the first 10 people to link a ref in the replies (probably a full?)

100 - I’ll plan one of the 4 long animations I should do (you guys get to choose which, I’ll make a poll!)

150 - I do a full storyboard of aforementioned animation and post it here

200 - I show you guys my cat

500 - I’ll show you my art improvement sheet (basically a piece of paper which shows how my arts changed over the past couple of years)

1000 - I make a YT account, get flipaclip and work on animation

5000 - I try to get therapy (bc i do need it)

Uhhh go wild ig? Just preferably don’t spam in replies?

Edit: ok we’re at 50, so link your refs in the replies/reblogs! I can draw cats, dragons, wolves and (kinda) humanoids, but I’ll give anything a shot!

Edit 2: ok wow 200??? Thanks @broken-obsidian lmao- here’s the poll for the animation

Edit 3: y’all dont care about my animation and tbh i cant blame you :’D so im changing these goals to be about actually useful/interesting shit

[stoat-party]

It’s rare that I learn something new about New Vegas, but today I found an unused voice line from Boone and Rex’s first meeting.

(At 10:01.)

[mydearestdarlingdead]

Jack actually searched for a name that meant good-looking to go undercover.

I hate this man.

[beanbeanbee]

Didn't feel like shading these >_>

[asteraws]