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#bruce trips and falls down 3 flights of stairs and brushes it off to drag himself to the coffee pot after waking up
tiger-grace · 2 months
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the fact that Duke is the daytime vigilante implies regular situations in which everyone else is nocturnal except for him
Duke: hi tim!
Tim, blinking one eye at a time and slamming a coffee cup on the counter: what are you doing at this ungodly hour
Duke: 10 pm is when us normal human beings go to bed actually :)
Dick, collapsed over the counter having barely slept coming back from his police job only to wake up for patrol: duke. please turn the lights off. it’s so bright please duke i’m blind
Duke: not only are the ceiling lamps off but I am actively absorbing literally all the light in the room. goodnight
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