#as does the spleen

[jssangel]

Water. It’s always water. And if it’s not, a nice cool glass of water helps anyway.

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

[sparkoflena]

As much as I love fics of the Batfam dramatically reacting to the loss of Tim's spleen, here is what I want more of:

Bruce: So you don't have a spleen?

Tim: No, sir.

Bruce: Is Doctor Leslie aware?

Tim: She is.

Bruce: Do we have to be worried about whoever injured you coming to Gotham?

Tim: No, sir.

Bruce: Are you taking all required medication?

Tim: Yes, I am.

Bruce, releasing a sigh that is soul-deep: Okay.

Other Batkids: WHAT???

Bruce: Tim and Jason share the mantle of my Middle Child by age. They act like it. This isn't even the strangest thing I've learned about Tim.

Damian, Duke, Dick, & Cass: *all a mixture of sputtering and eyeing Jason & Tim suspiciously*

Jason: I'm offended but you're not wrong.

Tim: *shrugging in agreement and going back to whatever he was doing*

[whoreraccoon]

Dp x dc crossover

Danny’s got dozens of favors to cw to pay back so when the bats get stuck in time shenanigans cw gets Danny to pull them out and fix it for him to pay back the debts

Danny’s annoyed and wondering how one family who don’t even have superpowers can get into so much time shit (it’s the flash family’s fault)

Batfam are confused abt who this time traveling/fixing kid is and why he owes so many favors to a mysterious powerful figure

Cw is laughing bc he knows no matter how this pans out it’ll be deeply entertaining in a non apocalyptic way

[onlycleverinmyhead]

Ra's keeps Tim's spleen in a jar in his office and uses it like those rubber ducks that help programmers fix problems. he also talks to it, esp when he's frustrated over someone being stupid/ incompetent.

Ra's: Do you see what I have to deal with?

Tim's spleen: ...

Ra's: you're the only one who understands me

[beastlyidiocy]

[tinycatdrawsstuff]

shoutout to our favorite perpetually 17 year old teenage dirtbag,,, we love u timmy <3

[anxiousdragoncollector]

My exposure to DC, especially the batfamily, is 97% tumblr based, so can someone pls explain to me why Ra's Al Ghul (god I hope I spelled that right) had Tim Drake's spleen?

[gummybearstastelikesadness]

Every now and then I think about how in LEGO DC Batman: Family Matters they kinda insinuated that Tim is just like dead or something.

They somewhat establish the in universe Bat family via Robin (Damian) talking about the suit displays in the bat cave. He’s pointing out Batman, Nightwing, asking who an unknown suit belongs to. It was Jasons, it’s a Lego red hood movie after all. During this whole scene even Tim gets name dropped.

This one scene, one sentence, a handful of seconds of screen time on a suit display is the only time Tim is so much as acknowledged in the entire movie. Which would not be that bad, it’s a Jason focused movie. At most Tim would be a supporting character if he was in it. This on its own is not what insinuates that something has happened to Tim what is said later is.

The actual reason this one detail is so important is in the end portion of the movie all the Bat family cast members gather together, Batman, Red Hood, Robin, Nightwing, Batgirl, Batwoman, and if I’m remembering right even Alfred. Barbara then proceeds to say something about how everyone is together. With extra emphasis on it being everyone, like “wow Jason’s back and now the whole Bat family is together again!” kind of scene.

Notice an alias missing from the list? There’s no Red Robin. Tim was established to exist, they emphasize everyone was there, Tim is still not there. This leads to some potential conclusions.

One Tim is dead. Two he is retired from Bat life thus not part of the Bat family. Three Babs doesn’t know about Tim (no one corrected her so unlikely). Or four Tim got the home alone/middle child treatment and everyone just forgot about him.

Personally I to imagine they just forgot about him and he’s just in the manor drinking Zesti unaware that everyone else is off saving Gotham because they didn’t wake him up before leaving.

[luvevee]

Getting into Mouthwashing is awesome until you wanna autistic babble to others about it only to realize most of the convos discussing the game are 95% about Jimmy and nobody else, please I want variety

[porygon-zeeeeeeee]

Happy birthday to Tim Drake. Congratulations on another year of being permanently 17 forever and ever, bird boy!

[foreos]

what i find so funny about the lords in black is that pokey just. will not use baby talk like the others.

like wiggly’s obviously the worst about it, and the other three dip into it fairly often (tinky with “toy box” and “teddy bear,” blinky with “that’s a bad word” and “naughty,” nibbly with all the fucking “yum yum” shit) but pokey just won’t.

like it’s not prevalent at all during the apotheosis and i don’t remember him doing it as otho…even during the summoning he’s just like…speaking dramatically but not exactly childishly. his voice is actually pretty deep most of the time?

pokey’s the equivalent of the meme where mario is doing that whole “it’s-a me, pizza spaghetti italy wahoooo” thing and then luigi’s just like “hello mario.”

[omgkatsudonplease]

cells at work except the red blood cells can actually fight bacteria with oxycytosis

[ejlyt]

oh my god 😭

archiveofourown.org/works/51603673

Lesson Learned

By Blacksheeperton

Teen And Up Audiences

Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Additional Tags: Tim Drake-centric, Tim Drake is Not Okay, Tim Drake is Joker Jr., Hurt Tim Drake, Kidnapping, Tim Drake's Missing Spleen, Paranoia, Scarecrow's Fear Toxin (DCU), Joker Venom (DCU), Misunderstandings, Hurt No Comfort, Unreliable Narrator, Emotional Manipulation, Tim Drake Has Issues, Tim Drake Needs a Hug, Tim Drake Does Not Get a Hug, Tim Drake Lies to Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake Lies, Tim Drake is So Done, Tim Drake is Red Robin, Mediocre Parent Bruce Wayne, Neighbor to Caretaker

Tim didn’t even bother hitting his distress beacon since he hadn’t even carried the thing in months, knowing damn well that no one would come. He had already learned that lesson. Don’t rely on others, especiallynot to save you.

[czolgosz]

i should have been at the buffalo institute of art somewhere between october 9 and december 20 2020 😢 i'm kind of distraught quite honestly.

well let's all go here <-it's inaccurate but idc it's jokes

[scarletspider2the2ndpower]

Chasm: Curse of Kaine (Vol. 1/2024), #4.

Writer: Steve Foxe; Penciler and Inker: Andrea Broccardo; Colorist: Brian Reber; Letterer: Joe Caramagna

[angeibody]