#artorius

[venusmage]

I cant remember if I ever posted this old “photo” of Drac’s tiefling dads!

[hasquetzorkukudoneanythingwrong]

Avenger class servant

Artorius

Art by @vennyriz22

This is Artorius, formerly known as Caster Artoria. (Or Castoria as we like to say)

In an LB6 that went wrong, the prophesied foreign Master never showed up. Growing inpatient, Castoria decides to overthrow Morgan on her own, gaining the same allies as normal, but without the Foreign Master's help, she still needs an edge.

She eventually discovers Cernunnos, and decides to take in his curses, to gain more powers against Camelot.

She's successfully able to dethrone Morgan, and defeat all her knights. But instead of fixing everything, the corruption brought from the curses makes her decide to just take Morgan's place.

That's all for now, tho there's a lot more to her.

But that'll be saved for later.

[theboywithburninghands]

Dark Souls I Covenant Alignments

I realized that the 9 covenants in the first Dark Souls game fit pretty nicely into the 9 alignments of Dungeons and Dragons. I think I actually saw the idea from the videos that Codemanster0 made on the covenants ages ago, but I disagreed with a few of his placements and wanted to give my own spin on things. So I figured I’d break down which one goes where, and why. Obviously, this isn’t gospel, as the morals in these games are vague and complex, and if you disagree, I’d be more than happy to hear your points. It’s all for fun anyway.

Spoilers for Dark Souls ahead!

Lawful Good: Princess’s Guard

For a given definition of “good” given how Gwynevere’s dad is a back-stabbing, paranoid monster, plus her illusion is just something made by her younger brother Gwyndolin to trick Undead into following the Chosen Undead lie. But The Princess Guard doesn’t go out of their way to bother anyone else unless they’re intruding on a very private sanctum in a city that’s tantamount to The Vatican. They help each other out with healing magic and, as far as I know, Gwynevere never did anything to hurt the masses (that we know of) and was pretty well-liked by everyone. A code of ethics and an overall pretty benevolent leader (or once benevolent? Maybe?) make them the best choice for Lawful Good.

Neutral Good: The Way of White

These guys could also qualify for Lawful Good, since lorewise, they take it upon themselves to escort maidens that are sent on holy pilgrimages through dangerous areas (unless you’re a spineless cretin like Petrus), and also serve a pretty rigid orthodoxy. Where the Neutral part comes in is that many players in The Way of White are just starting out on their journeys and want to be pointed in the right direction by other, more experienced players, and The Way of White helps with that, keeping invaders out while making it a bit easier to summon similarly aligned characters for assistance. The want to go one’s own way, while quietly keeping out of trouble whenever possible is why The Way of White lands in Neutral Good.

Chaotic Good: Warriors of Sunlight

These guys are here to help, and can often prove to be a beacon of hope in troubled times. But they also go where they want, help who they want and often don’t stick around in one place for long. They got their own quests to take care of, after all. They’re definitely the good guys, and probably the most outwardly supportive of the nine covenants, but they’re free spirits, and thus Chaotic Good.

Lawful Neutral: Blades of The Darkmoon

They have a duty, and that’s to hunt down sinners. It doesn’t matter if we’re talking about Lord Umbra-omni the Blood Drinker who kills people for sport and pleasure, or someone that got booted from their covenant for breaking a rule by mistake, if you sin, you need to be punished. But if you keep your nose clean, they’ve got no reason to come after you, and might wind up being your lifeline if someone really nasty comes for you. Even if their leader is holding up a regime that is slowly killing the world, Gwyndolin doesn’t know any better, as his dad’s beliefs were beaten into his head from childhood, and overall, a covenant that’s specifically made to punish people who do wrong is a pretty upstanding thing to create. So the Blades land in Lawful Neutral.

True Neutral: Path of The Dragon

About as neutral as you can get, really. People in this covenant aim to strengthen themselves through 1 on 1 combat. And unlike some of the evil covenants, you need to actively summon them if you want to fight, so they won’t show up out of nowhere to kick your ass and take your stuff. Their morals are all about them getting stronger in order to become immortal, and they better themselves, for whatever reason they might have, in a fair and honorable way. True Neutral.

Chaotic Neutral: Chaos Servants

No, I didn’t just pick this covenant for Chaotic Neutral just because of their name. Their goal is pretty noble, gathering humanity for The Fair Lady to ease her pain. This can be done the normal way, by collecting it, beating bosses, stopping/challenging invaders etcetera. But on the other hand. Hey. You have humanity. Hand it over. Look at Kirk, he disguised himself as a Darkwraith simply because they had better humanity-gathering equipment, and he is a determined son of a bitch, invading you up to three times for some of that tasty humanity. The other thing that is quite chaotic about this faction is the whole… egg thing. Sure, a player can’t get another player sick with egg parasites, but all those worshippers very much can, and some of them are hostile regardless of your affiliation. The fact that there’s no real moral boundaries in how you get humanity, plus the fact that being near some of these guys could be enough to get you sick, lands them in Chaotic Neutral.

Lawful Evil: Forest Hunters

These guys were tricky, and honestly I think there’s a case for putting The Princess Guard or Way of White here instead since their leaders are so manipulative, but I think The Hunters fit here for a number of reasons. Unlike the Princess Guard, who are in an extremely difficult to reach hidden city you have to very definitely trespass in on purpose, these guys have their territory as part of The Darkroot Forest, which any shlub can wander into, and they rip any trespasser to pieces. Hell, unless you really know what you’re doing to get around them, you’re sure to run afoul of these guys without even meaning to before you even get the chance to pledge yourself to them. Sure, there is the fact that they’re guarding Artorius’s grave from robbers, which is pretty noble, but their leader Alvina doesn’t even seem to care much for Artorius, flatly telling people his legend is a lie (which is true, she was there) and not seeming to care all that much if you kill Sif and loot Artorius’s ring. I always got the impression Alvina just didn’t like humans all that much, and used this covenant as an excuse to keep the forest free of any human that didn’t promise to fight for her. The fact that they look out for one another and only guard one particular area makes them Lawful, but their general disregard for human life and the “stab first, ask questions later” mentality makes them rather Evil in my eyes.

Neutral Evil: Darkwraiths

These guys are bad news, plain and simple. They want humanity, and will kill anyone for it. They dress like grim reaper knights and will ambush people just about anywhere. Their leader, Kaathe, raises some good points if you manage to speak to him. Gwyn is a massive coward that messed up the entire world because he didn’t want give up his power, and is using you, the player, as another piece of wood to throw on a fire that should have gone out ages ago. But, this is Dark Souls, so Kaathe is also responsible for probably the single most dangerous being in the story, Manus, going berserk and spreading The Abyss throughout the world, as well as teaching humans how to basically eat each other’s souls in order to become even stronger, all to force an Age of Dark. Darkwraiths’ wanton stalking and killing of people to boost their own abilities puts them squarely in Neutral Evil.

Chaotic Evil: Gravelord Servants

It’s their goal to spread death, and they take it with them wherever they go. Just by being in someone else’s world, more dangerous creatures pop up, so there’s a better chance of death. If we wanted to be a bit more speculative, it probably also means that everyone else in that world is plagued with misery as well. Imagine you’re a hollow soldier milling around in Undead Burg, when all of a sudden bright red and incredibly tough animals and ghosts popped up and started attacking people, it would be pandemonium. Nito’s motivations are quite vague apart from creating more dead people to serve in his army, but his creepy silence as a covenant leader makes him feel more like an unfeeling, uncaring force rather than any kind of personality. Morality is pointless, go and KILL. Chaotic Evil.

[vyrim]

Quick edit and now they're together, Mercanaries that are for hire and also theyre lesbian for eachother

[incorrectberseriaskits]

arthur's library search history: "how to not suck at being a brother-in-law"

[doodledumping-ground]

Another AU in the works. Dont blame me, blame @harbs93

Fae-based AU where Artorius/Mordred was transformed into a Dragonborn, cursing his bloodline. Ciri is his ward and Amanda, his squire.

[toc-battlequotes]

[Bearer of Salvation]

[doodledumping-ground]

@harbs93

This is how Gary feels every time Artorius tries to self sacrifice himself into the grave.

i think it's great when someone tries to pull off a tragic self-sacrifice in a story and there's at least one guy who's just like "no this is fucking stupid actually. you're an idiot." about it. because it kind of is. i love a good tragedy but let's be honest with ourselves if a friend tried to indulge a noble sacrifice fantasy would you not be a little annoyed. like come on man.

[dumuzithemessiah]

Kamalot Family

Kamalot has had spelling changes but Kamalot is the current spelling of the island!

Camelot is not acceptable at all anymore and Kamelot[[German spelling]] but is still pronounced the same anyways?

Kamalot was picked as it sounded more Nibirian!

Arthur whom was created by Anu thus is my uncle works as a ruler when I am not around!

Arthur is married to Lancelot!

Arthur is a turquoise furred hedgehog teal haired light vampire demon! His canines are longer than the rest of his sharp teeth due to being a vampire! And yes light element vampires do exist on Nibiru!

Keep your fictional weaknesses that originate from freaking movies that humanity made the frick up to yourselves, humans! Sunlight originated from the movie Nosferatu and man made movies aren’t a source of factual information about vampires! Nor factual about weaknesses about vampires! Most vampires eat blood/meat fruit anyways! With that fruit they don’t need to drink blood from others! Plus even if they did bite someone they wouldn’t drink too much blood for the bite to be lethal and can’t transform others into vampires! The only time Arthur or any vampire sparkles is mostly must when their fur sparkles subtly in the sun and that applies to any type of vampire! Their sleeping hours depends on the element of the vampire! Light vampires obviously don’t sleep in the day unless for a nap!

Vampires like succubi which no incubi isn’t a term on Nibiru thus succubi applies to both genders but is a bat type[[animal type, like how harpies and phoenixes are obviously demons with bird like traits]] demon!

Lancelot is a coral pink furred fiery orange haired phoenix mongoose demon! As a phoenix he has wings on his back and bird like claws on his fingers! Phoenixes have usually colourful vibrant wings unless ashen!

Not all phoenixes are fire types either!

Some are ice, some fire, some wind, some water, some plant[[nature phoenix, would have gorgeous green wings with flowers growing out of them!]], some psychic, some magic, some dark, some light, and some could also be one of the terra types as we’ll call them in English but those are ground, rock, sand, metal, and crystal!

A crystal phoenix would yes have crystallised wings obviously!

Yes they do rise from their ashes but that applies to any element!

Arthur and Lancelot have six kids! Artorius, Galahad, Slyvain, Robin, Crowley, and Mordred!

Mordred had nothing to do with the Kamalot rising nor is a bad guy what’s so ever! He’s like his siblings is a hybrid of a hedgehog and mongoose with both vampire and phoenix traits!

He’s actually kinda lazy boy sometimes and loves to take naps and loves cute things like plushies!

His fur is dusty grey and his hair is a charcoal grey and he has his male grandmother’s silver eyes! He is considered an ashen phoenix due to his grey colouration but can use both light and fire magic! He gets his hair and fur from Lancelot’s male mother who has ashen tones!

Robin’s full name is Robin Hood Ehdenia and is probably the inspiration for Robin Hood as Robin can pick locks and he does steal from bad guys!

Galahad was taken as a baby from Lancelot and Arthur but he came back and learned the truth that Elaine was just a child thief who stole him for his phoenix powers!

So Elaine was like Mother Gothel from Tangled trying to look young as phoenix feathers can stall aging but not permanently and frankly you shouldn’t pluck a phoenix feather as obvious it hurts the phoenix in question as obviously that’d be like someone trying to pull your hair out!

But unlike with Mother Gothel as Galahad got out and had doubts Elaine was his mother and when coming to Kamalot he discovered the truth and Elaine was put in prison[[because obviously kidnapping and harming a child is a crime]] and Lancelot hugged his son as Galahad learned Lancelot is his male mother not father unlike what Elaine said! He also learned that Arthur is his father!

Galahad is a coral pink furred and robin’s egg blue striped hedgehog/mongoose hybrid and has an orange mane! He also has green turquoise eyed like his father! His robin’s egg blue stripes while he’s not a bandicoot does have similar stripes to an Eastern barred bandicoot in terms of how his back stripes look!

Also the orange hair Lancelot has is close to box results of L’Oreal Paris Feria Intense Copper so look up box dye results as that orange is very accurate to the fiery orange Lancelot and some of his kids have!

Sylvain has silver eyes and his fur is robin’s egg blue and his mane is charcoal grey like Mordred’s as he has some of his male grandmother’s looks too! Same with Robin having a charcoal grey mane!

But only Mordred is considered to be an ashen phoenix as ashen phoenixes are a type of phoenix with grey fur, grey mane, and grey wings! Modred’s wings are toned but are silver grey to a darker shade of grey but not as dark as his mane!

Arthur and Lancelot’s kids look mostly hedgehog but with mongoose tails and phoenix wings!

Artorius, Galahad, and Crowley inherited their male mother’s fur colour and mane colour.

Other kids are mostly robin’s egg blue with coral pink mixed in!

All except for Mordred but Mordred is an ashen so…

I was around when before Kamalot rose and was later named Kamalot as no one liked the spelling Camelot but I was a knight too and was adopted in that rebirth life as Arthur’s nephew but cause Arthur was made by Anu he actually is my uncle so… AND my siblings Kosmin, Lumuzi, and Geshtionna were there too! Under different names!

But yeah I myself am the true ruling god of Kamalot so Arthur just runs things when I’m gone but when I’m there I am the boss! After all the real Excalibur is my keyblade I forged myself! As all keyblade wielders on Nibiru and Lumarian Sky Islands forge their own keyblade!

And yes keyblades are a real thing but are different as they can change into different weapons!

Excalibur is black and a glowy green!

And my navi is named Ashura whom is a male green hedgehog navi with a patch of black on his fur! Navi are cyber living beings made of magical data and have souls of their own!

But yeah I am Excalibur’s true wielder as I only let Arthur borrow it to find a good temporary ruler for Kamalot!

Guinevere like I said was the problem and why Kamalot rose to the sky in the first place! She was jealous and hateful and couldn’t stand the fact that Arthur loved another male and she didn’t realised they[[Arthur and Lancelot, and the rest of the knights except me and my sibling which are yazata…]] were both demons and she was human! She was homophobic and a hateful terrible woman!

Also both Elaines were just sobbish toxic woman who got asshurt that Lancelot didn’t share feelings with them! Lancelot never laid any hand on any human woman either! The Arthurian myths lie a lot about what actually happened!

Like why would Lancelot a demon whom is a phoenix mongoose to be exact want to mate with a human woman? Do you humans think your species is the most attractive species in the universe or something? Because you ain’t attractive to any demon! Like he’s a freaking anthropomorphic alien aka Nibirian mongoose with an orange mane and coral pink fur! Frick would you think that would happen between them?

Lancelot ain’t Roger Rabbit from Disney! He ain’t into humans! He’s also gay for that matter so the Arthurian myths aren’t a trustworthy source of info on what happened!

The Arthurian myths were written by hateful human Christard men who were perverts dude! They tried to lie saying the knights which were obviously not followers of a fake god or false Messiah as they knew who the real gods and goddesses were, where they are from, and the true origin of the Universe! They wouldn’t have ever believed in Christianity’s hateful evil lies!

If you think any demon would want to bang a human female then you’re obviously an obnoxious sexist and racist narcissistic idiot who knows absolutely nothing about real demons and what they are in fact actually like rather than believe human lies about demons! No demon would want to bang an ugly ass human! Especially not an ugly ass fat titied human woman!

Ya’ll don’t have fur or are like any other Nibirian species which are full of anthropomorphic animal bipedal magical spiritual advanced species!

So get a reality check you humans are nothing but hateful liars who spread lies than claim those lies as facts! And considering what I said what humans have done in past posts you humans deserve the amount of hate every other alien species in the Universe has for you!

Telling a lie so many times doesn’t make it true at all! And plenty of old fiction proves human men are nothing but ugly ass perverts! Ton of what they wrote is “insert human female got raped” as that’s all men thought women were for back in the day!

To men back then women only existed for males to have sex with and have pleasure! Ya’ll know that is true! Human men and women are both pigs! Pig females are either whores or toxic femnazis! Pig men should be obvious what they are as they are macho headed perverts who treat women as sexual objects or wrongfully and inappropriately touches any female! They also think all men should be as hateful, perverted, macho headed, and disgusting as they are!

Obviously I don’t see females that way as I am a pretty boy gay god and female Nibirians are tough, burly, macho, and strong! So Nibirian females are nothing like human females! They are straight bodied and have buffer limbs! Males are pretty, cute, magical, and beautiful! Males have curvy hips and small petite bodies and thin “noodle” limbs as us Nibirians are like toons!

We also lack bones as Nibirians don’t have any bones! We’re made of magical paint, magical ink, magical thinner, aether, poison, spiritual energy, two crystal hearts, etc, so we are completely different from humans!

Which back on the topic it really show how stupid writers were about the Arthurian days! Lancelot wanted nothing to do with those women! He only wants to be with Arthur like that! So he especially would never want to mate with an advanced species nothing like Nibirians!

Arthurian tales are nothing like what actually happened as I said with the one Elaine she kidnapped Galahad to use his feathers to keep herself useful! And wrongfully told him the lie that she was his mother! She rightfully was imprisoned till Kamalot rose and we decided to just execute her for her crimes of kidnapping a royal prince! We executed her by using a magic spell that only worked on mortals that turned them old to the point they would rapidly age till they turned to dust!

I watched her die as I was in the room and I just smirked as justice was delivered!

So yeah me comparing Elaine to Mother Gothel is pretty fair and legit comparison! That spell in question is used only for executing criminals that did seriously horrible crimes!

I am a bit yan actually as if anyone tried to steal Marduk[[pronounced Mar-duke btw]] like unless Marduk as just playing with a demon which I do that crap too anyways but if some advanced mortal bitch tried to steal away Marduk let’s say she in this scenario but she would be killed definitely as my yandere/yangire side would come out and that side of me is kinda hard to control I will admit but I dunno if I would go so far as to compare me to an anime yandere/yangire and I am yangire for justice and yandere for Marduk and my family sometimes too[[Very protective yan bro alert!]] which is why I have been sent to wars before cause I am a fine warrior!

But in Universe 1 I was more like Sora from Kingdom Hearts on terms of my personality! Very cheerful and optimistic!

War changed that about me…. War and torture did…

Ishtayr hurting me, forcing me to marry her, kidnapping me, graping me without the g which possible cause females can shape shift the male part, torturing me with fire and bugs, and doing all that out of revenge for defeating her when she was The Great Evil Herself from Universe 1 that got destroyed by The Holy Four Kosmos Deities who cast a spell to destroy her but shattered us as well!

….and The Great Evil Herself aka the embodiment of all things evil was the only being to cause war on Nibiru’s soil…

….and at the time I didn’t know… as I thought she was my sister… because she was reborn with the same parents as me…

….so I was entirely naive to why she was hurting me and why she used evil magic to make me say something I wouldn’t agree too as I only love Marduk like that…

…until she did that I was normally cheerful and playful….

….only sometimes would I show my nightmare aura power but most of the time I had no need to…

….I imagine my male mother Queen Ninsun must’ve felt horrible…

[ylceon]

love from all directions

[tarsaqus]

STUFF!!!!

[skylessknights]

Lancelot disagreeing with Arthur's decisions KA20TH CELEBRATION | Day 3 - Loyalty

AN: During my re-watch of King Arthur for the @ka20th event, I noticed that Lancelot had this re-occurring expression whenever Arthur did an act that was selfless or towards Rome. I just thought it was interesting because no matter how hard he disagreed with him he always stuck by him, and I just think that's neat. Don't you?

[grymkoena]

Crush.

[OC: Valentine Artorius (they/ them)]

[vyrim]

Mercenary Reargunner Artorius

[ro-bottt]

whuhh..

[incorrectberseriaskits]

hey artorius shut the FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!