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[moonlightcycle571]

That time Catwoman became a Captain Marvel rogue.

Catwoman canonically steals out of Gotham, and has done multiple sabbaticals (heist world tour) on multiple occasions. So picture this:

Billy meeting Selina during a heist

Billy: is there to get a magical artifact that’s wayyy too dangerous to be left in a museum because obviously an evil magician is going to steal it for world domination. He goes as Billy because Cap can’t be seen doing crime.

Catwoman: a cat themed necklace of super importance or whatever. It doesn’t matter, it’s old, pretty and cat related so she has to take it.

They are not in Gotham.

Billy has no idea who Catwoman is, just that she has a magical aura around her (it’s because she steals a lot of magical items on accident).

Billy thinks Selina is an evil wizard hoarding cat themed powerful artictifactd and is apparently a known criminal(?). He should talk to Batman, he knows stuff about people, surely that won’t backfire (… right?)

Selina thinks Billy is an up and coming burglar (and she’s kinda right in that regard).

Selina wonders if she should get this kid as an apprentice (maybe son depending wether or not he’s an orphan)

Bonus:

Batman is conflicted. On one hand, he’s loosing his favourite rogue. On the other hand, his maybe love interest is getting along with his maybe kid.

Batman plots on how to lure them both to Gotham.

His kids behind him are concerned. Alfred is just done.

Bonus 2:

Tawky Tawny joins in on one of Billy’s heists in his tiger form (mostly because they are in a dangerous place and wants to protect him in his small form).

Selina sees this.

Selina is so going to adopt that kid, even if it’s the last thing she does. Maybe she should ask Batman for tips. That won’t backfire (… right?)

[emaadsidiki]

From Florence With Love

[lover-of-small-things]

as a senior at the university of iowa working on my novel, unfortunately i cannot stop thinking about jughead jones, senior at the university of iowa, working on his novel... like. did he sit in prairie lights drinking black coffee until it closed. did he lay on the riverbank reading proust. did he fall asleep in some corner of the english and philosophy building and wake up confused and crammed on the shitty chair by the elevator the next day. did he go to local readings. did he eat shitty dorm food. did jughead jones go to my favorite iowa city gay bar.

[yourfaveisanavatar]

audrey ii from little shop of horrors is an avatar of the flesh!

[aardvaark]

the fact that parker uses stolen jewellery for christmas tree ornaments makes me wonder if she does that with some of the other stuff she steals. like imagine hardison comes over to hers and she hands him a bowl for cereal and it's like. 16th century fine china that belonged to king henry VIlI or whatever. and he has to curse the fact that sophie has been teaching him so much about making fakes cause now he is sure that this is genuine antique porcelain and he's using it to eat lucky charms

[crancisfrozier]

My Franklin Expedition journey culminated today in a visit to the National Maritime Museum, the old royal naval college, and a viewing of 3 arctic explorer portraits that the national portrait gallery has in storage! I wanted to go to Greenhithe so bad but my body just wasn’t up for it, but that’s okay! It means I have to come back and see it along with the Scott Polar Research Institute, Lady Jane and Sophia’s graves, and James Clark Ross’s grave!

[i-am-not-a-who-i-am-a-what]

hey alex. hey alex. what did you mean by this line alex. was that just a goof at your own expense or was it foreshadowing alex. where is my son alex.

[facts-and-memes]

1920s reusable shopping list 😳👏

°FÖLLOW° for more NONSENSE

[juhbebbie]

LAYLA EL FAOULY ALIVE IN THE COMICS REAL THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL

[ltwilliammowett]

A Ship’s Chandler and Scientific Instrument Maker’s shop sign for Jos’ Finlay, early 19th century 

[kinz2007]

literally so excited about the art deco rare theme im gonna like. explode (slightly political ramble in tags? feel free to skip if thats not a good subject for you rn just thinking out loud)

[ceruleanfuckup]

I'm so excited for my D&D campaign

[emaadsidiki]

Coastal Evenings 🛍️✨

[oschonseleven]

an absolute crime that bandage top isn't a level 1 glam tbh

the irreparable harm it's doing to the vanilla ecosystem not letting every butch wear it for striking glams.............

[zora-aurora]

‧𓍢ִ໋☕ ׂ 𓈒 ⋆⋆˚✿˖° ۪ Antique findings today 📚₊˚⊹♡﹒⋆˚✿˖°

[resetting37]

You would think for a city so keen on record keeping that Evelow wouldn’t have a lot of secrets, but turns out things can be complicated when stories are rewritten from history and when there’s journals that contradict each other.