#arthurian incorrect quotes

[oneshoulderangel]

Sir Lancelot: I don’t want to work with the squires!

Lancelot: they can be so cruel when they sense weakness.

Kay: that’s why on the first day, you gotta beat up the biggest one in the yard.

Gawain: Kay, that’s prison.

Kay: Only if you let it be.

[escespace]

Gwaine: Man, I'm fed up with these two, we have to do something.

Elyan: What are you talking about?

Gwaine: Arthur and Merlin and their stupid desperate flirting

Elyan: What? Flirting?

Gwaine: Are you blind?!!! Of course they flirt. If not, what would you call that?

Gwaine: *turns elyan's face to where Merlin and Arthur are being separated by Lance and Leon while they yell at each other*

Elyan: Social incompetence?

[foxiwolf8]

guys I’m on a roll with these ones I swear

LOOK AT HIM LOOKING

[marthalmary]

Arthur : I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Merlin : Put spaghetti in it.

Arthur : I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Morgen : Put spaghetti in it.

Arthur : I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Bedivere : Put spaghetti in it.

Arthur : I'm no longer taking suggestions.

[h0bg0blin-meat]

*The Knights cleaning up* Gwaine: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away. Arthur, to Merlin: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—

[peregrin-tookish]

Gareth: You worry me

Gawain, dunking oreos in whiskey: why?

[incorrection-quotation]

The Lord Bertilak after Gawain kisses him: *Dang, this man was literally too nice to sleep with my wife*

Sir Gawain blushing profusely: *kissing two people in one day? What am I? A whore!?*

[thatdamhobbit]

Perry: So, apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

And also

Gwen: How many kids do you have?

Perry: Biologically, legally or emotionally?

And

Perry: Please, I’m begging you, go to a doctor

Morgan: I’m sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it

And

Morgan: You’re my best friend and I would do anything for you

Dai: Eat three full meals a day and have a healthy sleep schedule.

Morgan: Absolutely not.

[sipthestarswithme]

Lancelot: I am no killer

Gawain: You just decapitated -

Lancelot: I simply sent him to God

Gawain: Yeah… that’s still murder, bud.

Lancelot: If God found it unjust, then he would resurrect this man.

Arthur: Has that… happened yet?

Lancelot: No. Which means I’m doing a good job.

[incorrectjttw]

Erlang Shen: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.

King Arthur: ...thanks?

The East meets the West in the mythological realm and shit gets wild.

[15pantheons]

Lancelot: I am an expert at identifying birds.  Arthur: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?  Lancelot: Yeah, they're all birds. 

[oneshoulderangel]

Ywaine to Kay: You’re a jerk and no one here likes you.

Arthur: Let’s phrase our statement as “when you do this” “it makes me feel like this”

Ywaine: Fine, when you…live here it makes me feel angry…

Ywaine: cause you’re a jerk and no one here likes you.

[escespace]

Gwaine: You know... Before, I kind of had a crush on Merlin

Arthur: ...

Arthur: that shit gets over?

[foxiwolf8]

Little sad one yes, but I had to

[marthalmary]

Bedivere: Just be yourself.

Arthur: 'Be myself'? Bedivere, I have one day to win Camelot over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Morgen : Couple weeks.

Merlin : Six months.

Guinevere : Jury’s still out.

Arthur : See, Bedivere?

Arthur : 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Merlin: WHO THE FUCK-

Arthur: Whoa, language!

Merlin: I speak fucking English!

Arthur: ...