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Gawain is a nepo baby

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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

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#all four of them delight in teaching him “traditional” narnian dances#and instructing him in all 643 of the proper types of bows and when each needs to be preformed and to whom#its all in good fun#friendly ribbing#they also have him join the panel of pie contest judges at the annual harvest festival#and once they even made up a diplomat from another land and sent in Mr.Badger in a poorly made centaur costume to pretend to be the diplomat tags via @the-cheesemonger13

This is the stuff I'm talking about!

Do you ever think about how Caspian became king knowing very little about Narnian culture? And the pranks that could have been pulled using this?

The Pevensies and/or his other friends telling him that things are very important traditions that all Narnian kings must follow.

The Narnians end up in an emperor's new clothes situation where they think it's just weird telmarine stuff and that Caspian can't be expected to adjust all at once

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Do you ever think about how Caspian became king knowing very little about Narnian culture? And the pranks that could have been pulled using this?

The Pevensies and/or his other friends telling him that things are very important traditions that all Narnian kings must follow.

The Narnians end up in an emperor's new clothes situation where they think it's just weird telmarine stuff and that Caspian can't be expected to adjust all at once

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Incorrect Narnia Quotes

Caspian: You remind me of the ocean.

Peter: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Caspian: No, because you're salty and scare people.

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Gareth: You worry me

Gawain, dunking oreos in whiskey: why?

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Honestly the more I think about this the more I think I could come up with, if not a solid defense, at least a somewhat passable one.

I don’t like Mordred but I would pay good money for a chance to defend him in court.

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if you could give one (1) arthurian character a gun, who would it be and why?

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been reading too much polar exploration and now I'm wondering which arthurian knights would be most likely to resort to cannabilism in a survival situation

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Do we think bors got scurvy on the grail quest

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I've said it before, but I reread Emma, so I'm saying it again.

George Knightley is THE Austen Hero. He is kind, compassionate, never condescends. He is so nice that not once, but TWICE, he is mistaken for being in love when he's not. He may be strict and rational, but he isn't cold. He plays with his nieces and nephews and helps keep the peace between family members. He calls Emma out, but only because he wants to help her be the best possible version of herself. He moves into Hartfield at the end, something completely unheard of in those days, because he knows Emma would never leave her father and he would never ask her to.

He is just. The Peak.

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New and improved spoilers without context for Arthur the King (1983) / Merlin and the Sword (1985). Original post.

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spoilers for merlin and the sword (1985) which isn’t supposed to be funny, and yet…

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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

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Just explained the Arthurian family tree nastiness to some of the girls from the Bible study I lead

Not sure I'm doing a good job at the whole role model thing

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Happy Valentine's Day <3

Lancelot doing his favorite thing: bringing Guinevere human body parts from guys he killed