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A Secular Christmas Carol

How we love the Christmas season With its quaint old-fashioned ways Though religion is outdated We will keep the holy days Who could care for stale theology With all these gifts and toys? You can keep the Christian duty We'll just take the Christian joys

How we love the Christmas carols With their angels, snow and bells Why, it doesn't even matter That we doubt the tale they tell There's no need to make suggestions That our worldview might be wrong We don't like the Christian message But we'll take the Christian songs

How we love the Christmas dinner With its turkey, ham and pies We will gladly stuff our faces With the food and drinks we prize We'll ignore the rules and rituals Avoid the prayers and priests We've no time for Christian fasting But we'll join the Christian feast

How we love the Christmas trimmings All the tinsel, trees and lights Countless costly decorations That adorn the winter nights Don't destroy this time of beauty With the word of God who came We'll take all the Christian comfort And deny the Christian name

Do you dare find this offensive? Why it almost sounds like greed To keep all these Christian customs For those of the Christian creed We don't ask for controversy There's no reason to get riled We enjoy the Christmas season! Just leave out the Christmas child

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Sir Kay gets the short straw so badly, imagine you were winning multiple events in the Olympics and earning great honor for your country and then they interrupt the medal ceremony to crown your scrawny little brother the new king

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Squire's Tales AU where instead of being escorted to the Other World after dying at Camlann, Gawain and Terence wake up in the past. Specifically, during the seven years they spent lost on the quest for the green knight.

Once they figure this out, their goal seems easy to figure out if difficult to accomplish: obviously, they need to hunt down Morgause and try to kill her before she can topple Camelot.

This is slightly hindered by them coming across Lancelot fighting himself.

Lancelot had also woken up in the past and had much the same idea as Gawain and Terence: go fight the person responsible for the mess that had gotten them all killed.

He just had different ideas who that was.

So now Gawain has to go fight Lancelot again, which is vastly complicated by the fact that, once again, neither of them really wants to hurt the other, only this time, it's not just a one on one duel, there's also an injured past!Lancelot trying to contribute to the fight but actually only getting in the way because future!Lancelot is quite sincerely trying to kill him, and Gawain keeps having to throw himself in between them.

I think what could really crown this scenario is if Arthur shows up, disguised style like he kept doing during that period, and is delighted because his nephew is alive after all! And then promptly confused out of his mind because that looks very much like two Lancelots, and while he secretly might not mind seeing Lancelot get beaten up a little bit, this does look like a concerning situation, he should probably intervene -

And poor Terence, on the sidelines, has to decide how in the world to explain this.

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I relate to Howl because I too make clever references even when I know that no one present will understand them.

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For science!!!!

(Please reblog if you vote! :D )

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Benjamin Sullivan, the honorable and somewhat mysterious court magician was married last Saturday to Lettie Hatter, formerly of Market Chipping. The other court magician was also there, presumably as a guest of the matron of honor, Sophie Pendragon nee Hatter, the bride's sister. They seemed wrapped up in some sort of disagreement for most of the ceremony though.

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You can spam boop me!

reblog if you let people spam boop you

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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Boop is back!!! If you are on my dash, you are getting booped. If you are on my dash several times, you are getting booped several times.

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You can just make up Knights of the Round Table by the way. People used to do it all the time.

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I hope to see the day were abortion is treated with the same disgust and disdain as slavery.

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Lily Potter: “Harry, did you have to hex Draco?”

Harry Potter: “You weren’t there, Mum. You didn’t hear what he said to me.”

Lily Potter: “What did he say?”

Harry Potter: “‘What are you gonna do, hex me?’”

Lily Potter: “…yeah, okay, that’s fair.”

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where arthurian movies go wrong is they think it should all be about lancelot-guinevere-arthur love triangle shenanigans and the fall of camelot etc etc when actually what the people want is a romcom featuring agravaine in the lead role

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What are people's favourite moments from the Green Knight Story/Myth/Poem. Working on my comic outline today and I want to make sure I don't miss anything

Plus a lil Gawaine and Gaheris doodle as a treat

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Noble Knight Brothers

Gaheris / Gareth / Agravain