#arthur a ackerman

[yunisverse]

Loco Motive is a game about leaving your comfort zone (by committing sosososososososo many crimes)

[79zz]

Arthur A Ackerman

The best estate attorney to trust your money with!

[shoot1ngst4r]

going out of your way to search up [insert character] ANGST and all you get is smut

[agender-wolfie]

Y’all need to understand what gender neutral actually means. Saying “This fic is gender neutral and there are no pronouns or descriptors used” then using “pretty girl” or “that’s my girl” immediately after is NOT gender neutral! Stay out of our spaces if you can’t respect us.

[salv12dexter]

Y'all literally write fanfics like you're men. How is it that in your own fantasy world, you're not getting pleasure from it? With every reader x character, it's you pleasuring the character. Women write fanfics like how men view porn.

You're so feminist that even in your own fantasies, you think that you are ugly and that this character would never want you. So unless they're degrading, using, and beating you. That's the only true way you think that they could ever desire you.

I'm not even going to get started on the of-age-reader x underage characters because if I need to tell you why that's wrong, you need to be put on a watch list.

[shutupandplayasong]

I'm afraid we're a bit past your average cuteness aggression at this point. I need to commit a cuteness felony. I need to cuteness stab him.

[iv4mpc0rps3]

Fanfic Writers

Why are y'all so restarted.

[levisrations]

Cowboy Levi x fem reader

Obsessed with the concept of retired outlaw Levi Ackerman who finally got out of a gang before it was too late for the both of you. Disbanded after getting into too much trouble and ran into a corner by the law. You two start your own camp before saving enough money to buy property. It’s odd jobs, nothing stable but it’s all legal and honest work. You eventually have enough money to purchase some land and build a quaint house for the both of you.

You find a stable job as a seamstress, Levi works at a bar near you. He’s good at stopping fights and handling trouble makers. He’s saved that bar from being robbed more than he can count and the owner was so grateful that he passed on the bar to him. Owner was old and wanted to retire. The income from the bar was enough to sustain you both! So you decided to focus on being a house wife (you both married legally finally) and eventually a stay at home mother. You both have one baby boy, who you both love so dearly and are fiercely protective of, especially Levi.

Don’t you dare touch a hair on his boy. As he grows the more he spends with Levi helping out with chores like chopping wood or cleaning horses. He even takes him hunting which you had to be convinced to let him go because you don’t want your sweet baby boy doing none of that but Levi insists he has to learn! It’s for the boys own good! Eventually that boy just becomes his twin. Wants to be exactly like his daddy. Don’t get me wrong the kid loves his mom to death, doesn’t let you lift a finger when his dad is working at the bar. He obviously loves the softness of his mother, always wants a cuddle from you.

Levi looks at his little family and can’t help but get feel a little emotional. How far you’ve both come. Glad he got you both out in time to be able to live in peace.

[lunar-ace]

Why are all my comfort characters grumpy old men

[iris-echos]

J.D Ackerman is actually just jurgen leitner

[saltyinternetflower]

Here's a list of all my M / M ships, past and present. Let's match our freaks and see if your favorite OTP is there 😉

P. S. I misspelled Yatora Yaguchi's name as Yataro. Sorry Yaguchi kun 😪 See, I voted for you!

[cherriiramen]

You ever find yourself running into this one pair that absolutely occupies your mind ‘til god knows when?

A pair so poetic, so raphsodic, so metrical that it absolutely boggles you?

A pair with a relationship so melancholic and tragic, yet miraculously harmonised enough to find an air of romance in the polluted world that surrounds them?

Heck, they don’t even know whether it’s even a relationship or not. A situationship?? It feels so wrong but so right. They’re biting at one another’s necks one time, then they’re making out the other. They have long history behind them, and both learned to tolerate the other better than anyone else could.

They’re so different yet.. so similar.

One’s a sun, one’s a moon. One’s a golden retriever, one’s a black cat. One’s a sunflower, the other’s a thorned rose.

One’s so stern, short tempered, and tough, but when you get to know them better, they’re really just the bluntest, brightest goofball ever.

The other often gives you the resting bitch face, they’re arrogant sometimes, sarcastic and a little harsh with words, but just wait ‘til you see them when they’re all flustered and trying their best not to giggle.

Every little secret glance, every little gesture has some sort of deeper meaning behind it that words alone can’t describe.

It’s like a secret way of communicating that they use between themselves.

They’re dying to hold hands but end up awkwardly intertwining pinkies instead. They want to hold eye contact longer but end up glancing away at the first sense of agitation. They’re confused, they’re irritated with themselves, they’re hot and bothered. They don’t know why they feel the way they do, especially after the constant inconveniences that happen between them from time to time. Every touch feels forbidden, even the tiniest shared looks. But that’s it. That’s the thrill of it.

And they aren’t ashamed to admit they aren’t perfect for one another, that they’re not exactly those wholesome trouble-free couples you see in fairytales and movies. That they wouldn’t have their happily ever after. They keep it realistic, that the world isn’t a wish granting factory.

But it doesn’t matter.

Because really, all that ever matters to them is each other. Even if ‘I love you’ and ‘I care about you’ always ends up getting stuck in their throat for one reason or another. Egos, reputation, morals and what the rest would think of them. Even if they call each other mean nicknames, or mock one another knowing damn well it isn’t covering up for the way they feel. “Idiot” feels more of a flirt than an insult, all of a sudden. They say they want to be left alone. They do sit alone. Alone with one another.

Silence speaks more than words. Eyes alone tell a story. They’re stupidly in love, and it’s killing them.

[william-ba]

He believed evil was everywhere. But so was good. The eternal battle was waged daily, all over the world.

[saintgoths]

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[salv12dexter]

A HIT DOG WILL HOLLA. If my comment offended you, then YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. You support women until one disagrees with you. What's up with that? Also, I find it interesting how I was told to stop reading fanfic because "I can't handle it." I don't know one mentally secure person who wants to read about THEMSELVES being raped, abused, touched by a family member (blood or not), and constantly being degrated. Some stories depict the reader being MURDERED. I don't understand how any of those things are a "kink."

You're against rape and abuse, but you like the idea of it happening to you. It's weird how people don't see how condescending it is to be against these acts but find it to be sexy.

Just admit that my take on your self-esteem is what really got you mad. You're mentally ill, that's why you don't understand.

The positive of the replies is that everyone agreed that pedophilia is disgusting.