#arse in that it was actual shit

[walshball]

I awake covered in sweat, gasping in the dark. A terrible nightmare, that I followed a club called “the Arsenal” in the clutches of a psychotic Swedish man. It was so real… but no, just a dream. I turn over into the arms of my dear wife and fall into a peaceful slumber.

[good--merits-accumulated]

white cis gays hemming and hawing about not wanting to vote because every party is "basically the same" might actually be my mortal enemy

[auspicioustidings]

Breeding w/ Soap

-your wife 🫶

"Beautiful boy" Rudy mumbled.

Alejandro had to agree with his pack mate. They were a two alpha pack (although at one time perhaps they had thought they might have a third, a female alpha with a kink for chaos and beautiful brown eyes) and had never dreamed of this scenario. The omega of the 141 pack presenting for them, sunken into the nest he had made in their home, his hole twitching at Rudy's praise and his back stretched deliciously for them to see every muscle with his face pressed to Ghost's mask.

"Are you sure?" Ale asked, hesitantly crouching over and running his hand through Soap's hair, earning a purr which went straight to his dick.

" 'course I'm sure. You've saved my pack's lives more than once, we want tae dae this for ye. And Price disnae have much love of having a pup, but he is desperate tae see me swell with one. Gaz says when his sister was pregnant she was barely oot her nest, always gaggin' for her alphas."

Ale about held it together, but Rudy couldn't hold back the bark of laughter. It was so very like the 141 one to go this far for one of their Captain's passing fancies. And it was very telling of Soap's own desire to spend 9 months getting his soul fucked out that when he spoke about it slick started drooling out of his hole. Ale being crouched by his head couldn't see it, but fuck could he smell it. Weirdest omega scent in the world, the smell of gun oil, engine grease and fire.

"Did your alpha explain what we needed?" Ale asked.

"Just said ye wanted a pup. Think I ken how it works Ale."

"We want the pup to be ours."

"Aye."

"Both of ours."

"Should think so."

"Ale is trying to ask if you can take both our knots at once Soap" Rudy said, too hard now to watch Ale take so long talking about this.

The burst of scent and slick was too much. Rudy groaned long and low, finding himself buried in Soap's cunt to the root before he had even realised he had moved. It was so wet, so hot and tight. There was nothing like omega slick, nothing like an omega pussy strangling his cock. He was going to tear this creature apart, sink his cock so deep in him that it would fundamentally change him.

He didn't know how long he had been hammering into Soap when Ale's barked order finally had him slowing.

"Enough Sergeant! You knot him without me and I'll whip your ass raw!"

Not stop then. He could accept that. He could wait, help Ale get situated beneath the squirming and whining omega so he could start pressing in beside him. Soap bit into Ale's peck, not a claiming bite, but one meant to try and muffle the keening noises that were spilling from him.

The stretch was unlike anything he had ever known. Why hadn't they done this before? Fuck when he was back home the first thing he was doing was getting on his knees and begging his alphas to fuck his cunt at the same time. Could he take all three of them in his arse? Three knots tearing him apart while he'd no doubt be straining against the cage on his own cock (because anytime they tried something exciting and new Ghost would lock it on him and revel in how he cried over it).

The idea was hot sure, but as Ale growled and pushed past the resistance he thought he was going to fucking die at the stretch. Fuck. His poor pussy would be gaping forever.

"Fuuuck Ale, his ass is trying to suck me in. Mierda, I can feel you throbbing" Rudy moaned, hips pistoning.

"You can take it can't you omega? You're a good boy who's going to take our knots hm?"

Soap didn't even have the energy to bite anymore, instead just laying limp against Ale and drooling on his chest. He was a good boy, a good omega, the best.

"Ye'll tell my alphas?"

"Yes sweet boy, we'll tell them how good you were" Rudy purred, moving one hand from Soap's hip to pet his hair and delighting at how he tightened up at the praise.

No doubt his pack made him earn praises, but it wasn't their style. Ale and Rudy loved pampering him, loved how easy it was to make him melt and tighten and slick for them with just a few words of adoration. Poor thing, they shouldn't spoil him too much or Ghost would have a field day with him when he got home. Although maybe that was the idea.

"W-want it! Gie me knots! Both of them! Fuck it's so much."

"Shh carino, you just sit pretty and let us take care of you. Let us give that pretty pussy what it needs" Ale said.

And then they let him fucking have it. It hadn't felt like they had been holding back before, but Soap suddenly felt like their cocks were tearing a hole straight through to his fucking womb and trying to settle in his guts. He could barely breathe, just having to sob and whine and try gulp in oxygen while they ruined him.

And then he felt the hard knots of them pressing for entry. The pressure broke, their knots pushed inside and Soap came harder than he ever had in his life.

"Good boy, fucking good boy" Rudy growled, straining as his knot locked in jammed next to Ale's and they both drowned Soap with their cum.

He collapsed on Soap's back, glad that they were pupping a male omega and not some soft female who he'd have to be careful not to crush.

"Did so well Soap, fuck you took us so well."

"I'd save your breath Rudy, he's out" Ale chuckled.

Rudy shifted and looked to find that Soap was, in fact, fully out. For a moment he was worried before Soap gave a small contented chuff, mumbled something about puppies and then started purring up a storm.

Beautiful fucking boy.

[tarraxahum]

Piracy discourse is always so incredibly funny to me as someone who learned to pirate almost instantly upon starting using the Internet. Well, okay, maybe a couple years later. At most.

'Well I don't want to support this service but how will I watch my favorite show without a subscription' Torrents go brrrrrrr I dunno what to say to ya

[thepunkmuppet]

decided to grow my shitty ass ratty ass hair out. gonna blame gerard way and his pesky gender when it inevitably looks god awful for a good couple months before I can start to look cool

[nikolai-alexi]

Some Homophobic/Transphobic Arsehole: *harassing Regulus after he’s outted* what are you? a boy or a girl?

Regulus: *unphased and petty* do you wanna do a questionnaire so you can find out or kiss and figure out how you feel afterwards?

[yoiku]

One does not simply play just one game of Civ. One must play another, and maybe just one more, and just one more... Goodbye to my hopes of getting drawing done this weekend, lol. Then again i am finally catching up on my podcasts while playing so i've been having a nice time with it. Also curious to start watching others play civ7 when it drops, i'm not going to buy it for 70euros on launch. we all know civs are worth it after an expansion or two, by then you'll also have at least the base game on sale. also because goddamn, I could maybe accept 60 on launch/preorder but 70 is just too much for me. But very interested on hearing some people's thoughts on it when its not a sponsored stream. I feel like i've heard mostly good things but i don't trust that lol. also i like hearing opinions from people who have a similar playstyle or attitude towards the game as i do, because I sure am not doing them 900IQ 5D chess runs. So the feedback from people who are insanely good at the game often says very little or makes very little difference to me :'D

[neighbourhoodtwo]

for christmas i got a new laptop bc this current one is on the brink of collapse and my main complaints about this one are 1) i'm running out of space all the time 2) only one usb port 3) always trying to give up and die. and this new laptop has half as much space and one usb port and sure its not trying to kill itself but it automatically has windows 11 so. whatever

[fantastic-mr-corvid]

Cringe is dead! i was rereading town called malice and i realized that other than some wonkier than usual grammar and punctuation i was actually really happy with this- especially as a showcase for how people who dont know who cecio really is think about him, and fall for his lies.

When i first posted it to ao3 i did it quietly bc part of me cringed at doing oc & canon character stuff, especially when its someone Cecios worked his charms on, but fuck that<3 Leone Abbacchio can make the bad decision that is trusting Cecio and Cecio can make the not so bad [yet] decision to be kind and vulnerable for once. more pre slash than proper slash and nothing sexier than smokeing together on cecios bed happens.

Cecio says he's his mother's son, but does he mean the hazy memories of her, or Celia? Either way, he's just like Celia. Clawing his way to the top with everything he has, not caring who he steps on in his relentless quest for survival. Dragging others down just to get further up. But that's not what happens this time. This time, he’s just letting himself care, letting himself be soft- and even honest- for once. The man falls anyway. But that's getting ahead of ourselves, right now its a scorching summer afternoon, Cecio and Leone are just off work, and Cecio is about to share one of his greatest secrets and a carton of cigs with Leone.

[dvilsdesire-a]

// As Haarlep proves in game, garments and clothes on fiends can just poof within an instant, so I'm just thinking devils are pretty much naked all the time and clothes are an illusion to just make them fit in and be socially acceptable X'D (helps when changing forms if it IS an illusion).

Also, ascended versions pretty much show they're monsters, so they only really need clothes when they're humanoid?

[bluebudgie]

Fun fact: 2 years ago Lou and I decided to play through the entire* FF series together. And liveblog it all on twitter. The plan worked just fine until we finished FF4 and made the grave mistake to play FF4: The After Years. We're still there. I want to move on. Forget about this mistake in gaming history. But my girlfriend is stubborn and wants to finish this pile of garbage. Like we could be playing FF5 right now but instead every few months we look at each other and go "we're still in the final dungeon of the after years". And then do nothing about it

I feel like we could have gone through the whole series during the time we stalled getting it over with this stupid spin off.

*possibly stopping after 12, maybe 13 if we /really/ feel it or find a way to play it (my ps3 refuses to read the disc. like it just blocked me from ever beating the final boss)

[captainshadowshifter]

I take it back can I just do the king trial again WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BOSS-

[abyssalpriest]

God I could and should write a whole fucking book by the end of this life here on Lev and his symbols

ill write it then burn it before anyone else gets a copy. or i wont. im supposed to be helping him this incarnation here to get a better anchor in this plane so maybe it would help more than itd be weird - im just getting from him the energy of "yeah no people already effectively have these things, people on my plane already know me inside and out to an extensive degree, may as well have it here too" you know. fair

[majimassqueaktoy]

I’m still sad that we never got to see any sibling bonding between Ryuji and Kaoru. Like— brother-sister karaoke! Ryuji being an awesome big bro! Kaoru helping him adjust to civilian life and being a supportive little sister! Not to mention, shenanigans with Kiryu as well, like Ryuji being all overprotective when Kiryu and Kaoru are dating!

We were robbed 😭

You are SO right. They would have been a powerhouse duo, I'm certain of it 🥺

[aikoiya]

... I really need to get back to this show...

Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD

[castleinthemist]

my main axes to grind with games is how catastrophically dogshit subtitling is in the medium (we have standards why aren't you borrowing standards from tv/shows/movies COME ON stop orphaning) font choices, the lack of ng+ open to the player at the start, level/chapter select and replay options should be available at all times, hardest game modes should be unlocked from the start and shouldn't require a full playthrough to unlock (idk how this managed to carry over into 80+ hour games from what was like 10~20h (still long!) games)