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Favorite TBFP/SBFP Moments

I’ll never forget when @acautiouscat introduced me to them - thank you so much for doing so! This was during their first season on Machima, and my first impression was, “They’re funny!” And I got their voice-faces mixed up with their face-faces.

I ended up really enjoying Matt and Pat’s videos, and their dynamic - they’re still my favorite duo in the channel and I think their LP chemistry is unmatched - and I have watched and/or listened to TBFP/SBFP at least once a week. I’ve re-watched some of their videos so many times I’ve lost track.

I was so upset when I heard about their channel ending, but as it’s for the best for all of them, I completely understand why they ended it. I’m the most heartbroken over Matt and Pat’s friendship dissolving, but I’m hoping that with time and distance apart, they can eventually reconcile.

Even if that doesn’t happen, there are so many great times they had together - along with Woolie and Liam - that I can only thank them for all the hilarious, fun, creative content they’ve put out, getting me into a few games, and though they didn’t know it, helping me get through a difficult time in my life in 2014.

Here are my favorite Two Best Friends Play/Super Best Friends Play moments throughout the years:

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Random quotes

[Pat rages about the dodge move and demanding that Matt tell him what it is] Matt: Hey, look at all that Okami art on the walls! Pat: Wait really? Oh, how ‘bout that. [Launches back into badgering Matt over the dodge move] (Final Fight: Streetwise | Full LP)

Pat: Go left. Go left. Go LEEEEEEEFT. No, your other left. (I think this is from the Silent Hill: Downpour LP, but I can’t be sure). - @acautiouscat and I still say this all the time when I’m driving

Matt: Here’s another episode of Pat talking awkwardly to a girl. [He’s] about to play Bayonetta and Pat’s all like, ‘Did you know that Bayonetta runs at 60 frames per second? Did you play Xenogars?” and she like, “Ah, yeah.” (Two Best Friends Play E3 (Day 1 Montage)

Woolie: THE PHOOOOOOONE - (Indigo Prophecy)

Pat: I’M SO FUCKING BUTTHURT OVER THESE FUCKING CHOMP-CHOMPS!... THEY’RE ALWAYS DEAD CENTER IN THE FUCKING THING! (Super Best Friends Brawl: Mario Kart)

Pat: No, no Matt! We’re friends! We’re best friends! Matt: There’s not a single thing you’ve ever done for me. Pat: I think I bought you movie tickets once! - (Worms 2: Armaggedon)

Pat: So I’m gonna tell that story we were talking about... and you asked me to not scream at you for bad ghost controls anymore. Matt: It would be nice... that you could not scream at me in a game where the walls have no boundaries and I’ve never played it before. Pat: So it’s a little combination of... picking up the Spawn controller, or just where I’m getting mad at you and then I realized what’s happening - those game controls are terrible! Matt: They could be better. Pat: And you also forgot that I apologized to you. In the same sitting! Matt: After me - it’s very rare, but it happens and I appreciate that. Pat: I’m sorry. I’m sorry you’re bad. Woolie: A little reminiscent of when I got bitched out for bad ghost controls in another game. Pat: Yeah, you know what? You don’t... no. No. That was atrocious. (Con Bravo 2014)

Pat: It’s fiiiiiine, it’s fine, it’s fine.

[Matt dies laughing over Scientist Heather] Pat: Yeah, I knew you’d like that. (Silent Hill 3)

[Matt sings “Some Kind of Monster”] Matt: You’re gonna look up all the titles, aren’t you? Pat’s picking up his phone so he can look up all the titles and make fun of them. I’m not gonna stop him. Pat: You fucking knew so good. (Silent Hill 3)

Pat: As a Jedi, Obi-Wan and Quan Chi.... [Matt has to pause the screen because they’re laughing so hard it’s almost silent] Matt: My glasses are fogging up (Ride to Hell: Retribution)

Matt: You okay, d’you hit yourself? Pat: Oh, no, it’s just... that’s a lot of big scares today. (Home Sweet Home 3/3)

[Liam correctly answers an NPC’s question and Matt is impressed] Matt: If I asked Pat, he’d just be like DUHHHH TANK CONTROLS!!! (Pat misses tank controls 04:57)

Pat: No, I’m gonna make this decision and I’m gonna choose... Beyond. ‘Cause fuck that guy. Matt: Yeah, give up. Woolie: Yeah, YEAH, YEAH! (Beyond: Two Souls)

Matt: PREGGO JOHN THE IMMORTAL HEDGEHOG (Sonic Dreams)

Matt: Well, after months and months of begging and crying, I said, “Fine guys. We’ll play ‘The Punisher.’” Pat: Yeah, that’s how that happened. Matt: That’s how that happened! Pat: Yeah, I came to you, and I said, “Matt, I’ll suck your dick if you do a Punisher game with me,” and you were like, ‘No.” Matt: I said, “I’ll do that anyway. Pat: Yeah. Wait, what? Matt: Woolie’s here! Woolie: Pleading was involved. Pat: Pleading was involved. (The Punisher)

Matt: Well... At least we have each other. Pat: Oh, shut up!

Machinima videos:

CLEMENTINE IS A BEAST! (Telltale’s Walking Dead Season 2)

Skyrim

Star Trek

Scribblenauts Wii U

Pokemon Snap

Persona 4:

Pat: I LOVE YOU, KENPACHI RAMASAMA!

Pat: Kenpachi Ramasama, how can you be so flippant, yet so desirable?

Matt: See ya later, fuckers!

Matt: We’ve been saying ‘See ya later, fuckers,” a lot. Pat: It’s a very versatile phrase.

F.3.A.R

Slender

Amnesia: The Dark Descent (This was clearly pre-planned but it’s still hilarious watching Matt dismiss everything and Pat getting so irritated he leaves, then Matt starts getting scared and jumps everywhere until Pat scares him.)

TBFP/SBFP videos and LPs

Animations:

PlagueofGripes’ animation of Two Best Friends Play Man Vs. Wild

Super Best Friends Animated - Wakka’s Revenge

Super Best Friendcast - Pat gets burned

Super Best Friends Play Dark Souls 3 - Lucky Ted

DON’T FUCK WITH MY FUCKIN’ FOOD

Tour Guide Nixon

Super Best Friendcast:

Compliments

Woolie Hates Breakfast

The Gameboy had good games!

Skits:

Friday Night Fisticuffs Intros

Arts and Crafts with Liam and Matt

Best Friends Zaibatsu Halloween Murder Mystery Spooktacular!

Super Best Fashion - Zaibatsu Style! - AAAAAAAVANTE GAAARDE!

Fan Edits:

Skeleton Warriors Remix

Navi Pat in his Dark Souls 2 LP with Woolie

Resident Evil 4 - Pat and the Safety Dance

Super Best Friends Play: Heavy Rain - Woolie claims another victim

Matt won’t shut up about Face/Off

LPs:

Super Best Friends Play D4

Rustlemania 2: SuperBrawl Saturday III - Best Friends All-Star Royal Rumble Invitational

Far Cry 4 CO-OP STUPIDITY

Silent Hill: Shattered Memories short - Matt taking a lot of time coloring (IIRC, this joke came from Woolie)

Woolie and Liam play Final Fantasy VIII - TRIPLE TRIIIAD!!!

Resident Evil 7

Until Dawn and Matt saving everyone at the end

Shitstorm of Scariness

Matt and Pat getting scared by the fishman in Call of Cthulhu

Matt and Pat’s British accents in Haunting Ground (I still wish they had done a full LP of this game - it’s really good!)

Their WTF reaction to seeing the head in a dryer in Killer 7

All the BAT TE REYS in One Late Night

The ending of Five Nights at Freddy’s

Liam getting so scared he throws Pat’s mouse at the end of the White Day video

Matt and Pat see a monster in the bathroom in Home Sweet Home

Pat getting so scared he keeps standing up on tables in Anatomy

Pat: All the monsters in the house say whaaat - Matt and Pat scream in The Council of Hanwell

Telltale’s The Walking Dead Game (Season One)

Salty Kenny

the Shame Car

"It's unpatchable,"

Matt’s hatred of Duck

“Hey, Ben. See ya.”

Matt struggling to decide who gets to eat, then stops in the middle of the game and yells, “Fuck!”

Pat crying during the ending while Matt talks about Ratatouille

Deadly Premonition LP

Pat’s vendetta against Quint (”No, no, no.... Yes.”)

“So says Mr. Stewart” rhymes

Woolie the Liar Stole My Pie

Pat: Oh, shit, I’m stinky!

“___’s goin’ nutz”

“There’s no time”

“He’s yukkin’ it up”

Pat��s reaction to a boss, and their reaction to the final boss getting defeated

Heavy Rain LP

Matt voicing Ethan: Ohhhhhhhh, Good, my life is so coool

Pat: POWER STRUGGLE with your nine-year-old son!

Pat’s Robot Ethan impression

Pat reminiscing over Flintstones vitamins

Matt: These prompts are easy, though

Pat imitating Shelby: Uh, I didn’t like it. So, I burned it.

Matt: I learned a lot about myself, and I learned a lot about Madison.

Matt: I know, but he’s old too, AND HE��S GOT ASTHMA, FOR FUCK’S SAKE! This game is the dumbest!

Super Best Friends Suffer Through Omikron: The Nomad Soul

Woolie and Pat have a screaming match over opening a door and ignoring Matt as he jumps around (x)

Pat: Woolie, I’m staring off into fuckin’ space, like a dead man. Matt: Like how Woolie was when I came here today. Pat: Yeah, so Matt came in... And I was asleep in the other room while Woolie was in here eating a bagel? And just staring at the wall unblinking. Matt: And I went, “This is good.” Pat: This is what we want. Matt: This is some good energy. (x)

Pat: You’re not even touching [the sword]! Matt: Oh, he picked it up with his fucking wrist WHY IS HE HOLDING IT LIKE THAT?? OH MY GOD!! [Pat loses it] IT’S JUST A BASIC ANIMATION, SPEND MORE THAN TWO MINUTES ON IT! (x)

Silent Hill Downpour: Matt throws the fire axe - still my #1 favorite moment in the entire channel. I think it always will be and I think it’s the most definitive moment on the channel.

Pat Now, I’m no expert at Silent Hill or anything

Matt: No, you’re not

Pat: Shut up! I’m the expertest at Silent Hill... Ask me anything about Silent Hill

Matt: How did I find the flashlight and you didn’t? (Part 1)

Pat: [reading an article] THE TRAIN GUY WAS DRUNK! (Matt loses it)

Pat: It’s not a nagitana!

Pat: Why? [reads the subtitle in the loading screen] WHY ARE YOU LYING???

[After Matt throws the fire axe and gets jumped by a monster, he runs inside] Matt: Oh, God! Pat: (Cracking up) We’re off to a rollickin’ good start.

#two best friends play #super best friends play #matt #pat #woolie #rising superstar liam #acautiouscat #THANK YOU!#let's play

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