#argyle st4

[princessdave]

I’m really surprised that at no point so far has a character mixed up “upside down” with “down under” and accidentally led another character to think that they were talking about Australia the whole time. And by another character I mean Argyle.

Jonathan: it’s full of monsters with hundreds of teeth

Argyle: yeah, everyone knows that

Jonathan: and there’s really dangerous plants

Argyle: I’ve heard that too

Will: and there’s this giant spider made of smoke that can mind control you

Argyle: I didn’t know that, but it’s not surprising based on everything else I’ve heard about Australia

Will: ….

Jonathan: ….

Jonathan: what?

[lokiiied]

when mr. murray the matchmaker bauman said “experiment sexually” when talking to joyce about what the kids might do while she was away he KNEW who he was talking about.

[reineydraws]

surfer boy pizza was billy's first job and argyle was one of his bffs growing up and u cant change my mind about this

[stranger-things-trash]

stranger things textpost pt 3 >:3

[jonathanbyersphd]

you know what if Argyle doesn't come back in s5 I'm going to choose to believe he took his Surfer Boys millionaire money and is living quasi-off the grid in the California Redwoods with like 5 golden retrievers and selling bracelets on the side of the road out of a van

[cephcel]

wooo stoner pony

[mike-wheeler-faggotry]

Jonathan and Argyle go to NYU together and Jonathan has been following the university's newletter since he was a kid so he knows about a lot of the places and the history of various things so when he and Argyle go on their campus tour hes so excited and is explaining everything and Argyle listens and they have fun and <3

[usaqaix]

vampire!jonathan au!!

+ some fanart on this au from my partner who doesn't have a tumblr account x)

@every-dayiwakeup @flashwaves @ashyyboyy @atomrose

[sufferingoverwillbyers]

This is fine

[sailing-through-hawkins]

you know what i'm gonna say it

argyle and hozier songs are the perfect vibe and you can't convince me otherwise

[ur-mom-64209]

yes argyle is a stereotype, he's also the only mexican representation in the show

[w3bheadz]

argyle is 100% the type of dude who's like "yes, sit on my face. none of that hovering bullshit, no no, i mean like sit sit on it. okay and? if i die, i die" thank you for coming to my Ted talk

[justsheerfilth1]

It’s so crazy to me that they kept asking the stranger things cast who has better hair, Steve or Eddie? And listen I love the lads manes but Argyle is literally right there

[jonathanbyersphd]

Ok but imagine if the reason Argyle doesn't have a last name is because he's actually a government agent who's supposed to be keeping tabs on the Byers

[indigogoinggone]

Argilly/CaliBros Omegaverse Mixtape 🛟☀️