#argyle st4

[princessdave]

I’m really surprised that at no point so far has a character mixed up “upside down” with “down under” and accidentally led another character to think that they were talking about Australia the whole time. And by another character I mean Argyle.

Jonathan: it’s full of monsters with hundreds of teeth

Argyle: yeah, everyone knows that

Jonathan: and there’s really dangerous plants

Argyle: I’ve heard that too

Will: and there’s this giant spider made of smoke that can mind control you

Argyle: I didn’t know that, but it’s not surprising based on everything else I’ve heard about Australia

Will: ….

Jonathan: ….

Jonathan: what?

[lokiiied]

when mr. murray the matchmaker bauman said “experiment sexually” when talking to joyce about what the kids might do while she was away he KNEW who he was talking about.

[stranger-things-trash]

stranger things textpost pt 3 >:3

[jonathanbyersphd]

you know what if Argyle doesn't come back in s5 I'm going to choose to believe he took his Surfer Boys millionaire money and is living quasi-off the grid in the California Redwoods with like 5 golden retrievers and selling bracelets on the side of the road out of a van

[cephcel]

wooo stoner pony

[ur-mom-64209]

yes argyle is a stereotype, he's also the only mexican representation in the show

[indigogoinggone]

Argilly/CaliBros Omegaverse Mixtape 🛟☀️

[marlslovesmars]

also they didnt specify argyle's country so he is also chilean in my heart :)

[donckasters]

lmao i find it funny that I have the stranger things tag filtered (because I haven't been able to watch it yet and I don't want to see spoilers) but I'm acquaintances with Eduardo like he's in my friend group and I had to find out how famous he is with an embarrassing experience (long story lmk if you want a part 2 to this post)

[burnt-scone]

I'm rewatching s4 of Stranger Things (again) and I keep being reminded how hot Argyle is.

[justsheerfilth1]

It’s so crazy to me that they kept asking the stranger things cast who has better hair, Steve or Eddie? And listen I love the lads manes but Argyle is literally right there

[jonathanbyersphd]

Ok but imagine if the reason Argyle doesn't have a last name is because he's actually a government agent who's supposed to be keeping tabs on the Byers

[ribbitrrrbitxhs]

RESPECT MY FUCKING MAN

actually the only reason they did have a shot at saving Max is because of Argyle so all of you people saying he's there only to be funny need to rewatch the show because without him Mike, Will, Jonathan, El and Max would have died or be lost in the desert or literally wouldn't have found a way for El to reach Max in her mind in time

[hangon-silvergirl]

pt4: st4 & shirts that go hard (+)

[queenimmadolla]

why do I have to see Murray’s balding ass???? according to the duffers and stranger things writing process, he’s served his purpose—should’ve been gone after S3 if not S2 so why do I have to see him over and over again? why did this fucker get a call so he can keep pointing out the obvious?

they’ll keep the raging z*onist but not Kali (Eleven’s sister character who was meant to just be edgy but brought so much depth to herself AND El, 008, test subject with fucking powers that would be beneficial in taking down Vecna) or Argyle (literal ride or die who got roped into the upside down business, was shot at with his friends, buried a dead body, drove across the country to reunite the group, is linked to the group in multiple ways, played a similar role as Robin’s in ST3 but apparently he doesn’t get to stay).

they’ll keep the ugly, old white guy who is just a companion at this point but not the POCs that go MIA after they’re used to further the plot for a white main character.