when you apply for a job at 2 PM Wednesday and get rejected by 6 PM on Wednesday
and apply for a job at 6 PM Wednesday and get rejected by 10:30 AM Thursday
and apply for a job at 6 PM Thursday and get rejected by 10:30 AM Friday
none of these are the job I had an interview with last week, but jobs that were closer & full time. Like damn give me 48 hours courtesy before you reject me or one 30 minute interview, jeez.
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Tism poster duo
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The demon isn't out, it's within.
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i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring
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it’s fucking insane that a moderator had to say “there is no state where you can kill a baby after it’s born” at a presidential debate.
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a mermaid duet, featuring our shining stars laios and thistle
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the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this
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This is why I read the reddit comments
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