#archiving from chat

[miraculosus]

I swear Luka’s closer to the edge of losing it than he ever lets on. I rarely see people dig into that side of him, but maybe I’m not looking in the right places. He’s had to be the “man of the house” anchor for his family his whole life— anarchic mom, deadbeat dad, insecure little sister [even if Anarka paid no mind for gender roles] it’s unavoidable on a certain level, that void is there. What does he do to cope (a) play bridge troll at the River all alone (b) play shoegaze in his bedroom all alone?

In literally every single relationship he plays the stable one, the mature one, the chill one, the one who provides for the others’ emotional needs. I wana shake him. Luka you have needs too!!! Aren’t you tired of being nice???? Don’t you wana go apeshit???????? He’s gonna develop an autoimmune disorder

[theallegedbird]

funny caption

[taurnachardhin]

Sanderson gave Kaladin Marsh's worldview with Kelsier’s charisma and then gave Moash Kelsier’s worldview with Marsh's charisma and I think that was very funny of him.

[palmettoshitposts]

Neil’s done a lot of unhinged shit in his life, but the first time he gets absolutely shitfaced at Eden’s, he obtains a pigeon.

On the drive home, Andrew allows himself to think “Okay, no big events tonight. All around a successful evening. No one started any fights, nobody died,” but SOMEHOW between Eden’s and the car which is parked right outside, Neil obtains a pigeon.

It turns out Nicky has a deep-seated fear of pigeons. Andrew has to pull over in a random suburban street, mostly because Nicky's already opened the door and is trying to throw himself out of the car. So, they all scramble out onto the sidewalk. Nicky then turns and in a fit of phobia-induced hysteria, tries to fucking drop kick the pigeon. He misses. The pigeon is unperturbed, hopping around them curiously.

Meanwhile, Aaron is waffling about how the pigeon is a government spy and they're being surveyed for mafia-related crimes. This just freaks Nicky out even more.

Neil begins muttering about child abuse and being arrested for kidnap and assault of a minor. He convinces Aaron they're going to jail.

Andrew, watching silently the entire time, is smoking out the driver-side door, and filming on his phone. He may or may not send it to Allison immediately after, accompanied by the words "You owe me."

Meanwhile, Kevin is laying starfished on the tarmac. He tells them he simply does not believe in pigeons and says no more the entire interaction.

[quacktoon]

bringing this back for today is anyone else really normal and not crazy

[bananthony-not-michael]

i need some help guys, so i want to make my friend that got me into tma a sylvanian family version of Jon and Martin but idk what animal theyd be so if anyone has any suggestions that would be great

[airalore]

Hello! I'm back, I'm still alive, I just took a break from the internet for a bit. Here's a quick ink drawing I did last week of my favorite French kitty. 😻

[doors-worstenemy]

infinights arc 2 - Deja Ürbloom

[aromanticgarbage]

Some handpicked old filthy frank tweets.

[lisharchivez]

Depart for Vacation [Event]🐦‍⬛ Mountain Journey event chat with Sylus : all possible outcomes

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Finish Sylus's Prologue in "Journey Experience" from Mountain Journey Events to unlock the chat.

||. Storyline wise the chat is supposed to happen between prologue and chapter 1

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[cass-cc]

Jonny Live Slug Reaction to the "Magnus Returns!!!" Design

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Alex: Bit of admin as well before we go any further is: We have limited edition merch which is currently on sale.

[ID: a clip from the Rusty_Quill "The Magnus Archives 2 Kickstarter Pre-Launch!" Livestream. On screen are Alexander J Newall, Helen Gould, as well as a PNG headshot of Jonny Sims standing in for his video.

Helen: Ooh!

Alex: Uh, it- I- It is unashamedly - Has one of my favorite designs in it.

Helen: It's so funny.

Alex: I love- I love the Bee Movie schlocky, schlocky, like-

Helen, overlapping and laughing: It's so- It's so-

Jonny, overlapping: Where actually - ah - where actually is it?

Alex, overlapping: Ahhh! It's coming to get you!

Jonny: 'Cause I haven't actually... had a look at it.

Alex: So the limited edition -

Helen, laughing: Oh, Jonny, you should look at it now!

Alex: Oh, Jonny... So, the limited edition merch- it is available if you go to rustyquill.com. You can click through to all of our normal merch stores that have it. Yes, those designs are going to be around, uh, well into the- the launch-

Jonny, overlapping, having just seen The Design: Oh, Jeeze!

Alex: - so as a result, you don't need to worry-

Jonny: That's-

(a pause)

Alex: Go on, Jonny?

Jonny: U-uh. That... That's a choice...

(Alex laughs)

Helen: Yeah, yeah, Jo- Yeah, you saw it. You saw our favorite design ever.

Jonny: Did uhhh, Alex, did you- did you design this one?

(Helen laughs)

Alex: I wish I had those kind of skills. I'm just so glad it went full ham!

Jonny: Hmm, hmm.

Alex: I love it!

Jonny: Hmmm.

(Alex chuckles)

Jonny: Hm.

Helen: It's so funny!

Jonny: Yup, it's-

(Helen begins laughing as well)

Jonny: Hmm!

(Alex chuckles, evilly)

Jonny: Mmhmm! Hm-hmm... Mmmmm... Good.

Alex: So- they will be around until the launch is done, but then will be gone forever! They will not be back! They are- they are limited edition, and thus the editions are limited!

Jonny: And somewhat- some- some might say that is a relief.

(Alex and Helen laugh)

Helen: Jonny, I have to make you aware that you can buy the very cheesy design on a bedspread, to entice the ladies.

Jonny: On a what?

Helen, laughing: Like a duvet cover.

Alex: Unless I'm mistaken, I think you might even be able to get it as a tapestry?

Helen: Oh!!

Alex: Like, like, big, full wall size, uh.

Helen, laughing: Yes!!! - Oh my god, can you get it as a shower curtain? I know they do shower curtains.

Alex: Yes! Yes, you can. Yes, you can.

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[unabletomakedecisions]

[edandstede]

“dean’s stalker made up a lie about them not being jewish and everyone believed them” babes they admitted they were lying 💀 the fuckery continues

[palmettoshitposts]

[fridayyy-13th]

jontim monster hunting au call that axe4axe

[thewomaninlilywhite]

when you get a sus looking comment on fanfic.net...

(this isn't the whole reply btw; just the disclaimer)