#aranai norikoru

[uenodivision]

Happy Halloween from Sakurai Clan

(+ Yomi!)

Aranai - Zombie

"Thank God Shisuta didn't see me leaving the house like this. I know for a fact that she would have either died of fright or made me change into something less... horrific. Anyway, what do you think? I did the make-up myself. It took me a whole three hours to make sure I got it right; thank God for YouTube. ...What? ...Oh, this? It's fake, duh! It's just made to look like human flesh. Helps me get in character. Anyway, here. Have fun trick-or-treating, or whatever the hell you plan on doing tonight."

You received a treat!

Brainy Gummies. Despite the name, they are just fruit-flavored gummy candy that's shaped like brains. A fitting gift from a "zombie", wouldn't you say?

Shisuta - Friendly Witch

"Haha... hi there. Uhm... if you're wondering why I'm dressed like this, well... you have my "daughter" to thank for that. When I told her I didn't have a Halloween costume, she took it upon herself to buy me a costume, which was nice, I suppose. ...I just really wish she would have asked me before she did. I've been whistled and leered at by so many perverted men tonight! *Sighs* Oh well. By the way, please take this, and have yourself a safe and blessed night!"

You received a treat!

"Magic" Wands. Though they aren't really made of magic, the tastes of these lollipops shaped like wands do carry a bit of a "magical" taste to them.

Kisouna - Lady Justice

"...Please do not ask me what I was thinking when I decided to wear this outfit. I made the mistake of waiting till the last minute to purchase a costume and this was all that the party store had left. Truthfully, it isn't all bad. It's just... ow! Blast it! ...Yes, that's the issue. I have a very hard time of seeing through this blindfold. The cashier said it was see-through, but I think she was just trying to get me to hurry up and buy it. ...I know I can take it off, but that ruins the authenticity and purpose of the outfit. *Sighs* At least I have Yomi with me to help guide me. Anyway, please take these for listening to me ramble. Be safe, and do not get up to any mischief!"

You received a treat!

"Scales of Justice" Chocolate. Truthfully, these "Scales of Justice" are really just chocolate coins with gold aluminum foil on them, and a scale on both sides. What exactly about these are "balanced"?

Bonus! Yomi - Angel

"Hiii! Look, I'm dressed as an angel this year! Auntie Shisuta said it was very 'fitting' cause that's what I'm actually going to be someday. I'll admit, I didn't really get it, but she did say I was cute, so I guess it's fine! Anyway, here! Have some of the candy I have! Mommy says too much is bad, so I think giving some is good! Have fun trick-or-treating!"

You received a treat!

Heavenly Halos. These peach-flavored gummy rings can fit on any of your fingers, allowing you to bite into them whilst holding your large bag of candy. Just be sure not to accidentally bite your fingers!

[obihiro-division]

Daiki's Thoughts on Ueno Division

Aranai Norikoru

“Former…? She’s looking for redemption? How fortunate that I get to see another wicked soul looking to be saved! I wonder who inspired her to do it. I bet they’re someone kind! And dependable! Someone who can soothe the most wild of hearts! I hope I can be like that someday. Maybe, maybe I can chat with Aranai and find out! I want to help Aranai get better too!”

Shisuta Heisha

“I said it before… Talk to Jack if you wanna talk about religion!”

Kisouna Yuzairu

“A lawyer like Mr. Hitoya? Do you think they know each other? I’ve never heard him talk about her! What’s she like? Is she a good lawyer or a bad lawyer? I hope she’s a good one! I’ve heard from Mr. Hitoya, sometimes lawyers will defend villains. But since it says Ms. Yuzairu is a prosecutor, that means she punishes villains, right? Right?!”

Sakurai Clan

“If I had to think about it… Maybe Ms. Yuzairu put Aranai in her place and showed her there’s a chance to change! At least that’s my theory. Only way to find out is to cross paths! P-Preferably casually. I dunno if I wanna fight them… Not that I’m scared! I just want to start off on the right foot with them. Wouldn’t want to fumble a chance to get new friends- I mean allies!”

[shinagawa-division]

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@minato-division03 @aoyama-division <3

The main event of the ceremony has begun and everyone in attendance stood up in unison (with the exception of Luis and Sumire who both remained seated) as they watched the bride, the Lady of the Hour, Miho Kobayashi elegantly glide down the aisle where at the end stood her one true love, her very soon to be husband, Tomi Chōten who was looking at her with complete love and pride as he waited for her to join him. A gentle squeeze of her hand reminded her of the person that she was currently holding onto the arm from, Goro gave his pseudo-daughter a proud smile as he led her down the aisle, beforehand, Miho had asked him to, not wanting to go alone and because Goro had been more of a father to her than her actual one had been and there was no one else she wanted to “give her away” so to speak. Goro, who was absolutely honored and even gotten a bit emotional, was more than happy to accept.

It didn’t take long for Miho to make it to the end of the aisle, turning to Goro, the bride and her butler gave each other a warm hug before Goro made his way to his own seat as Miho handed her bouquet to Ritsuko and went to join hands with Tomi. The couple gave each other a loving look as Shisuta, the officiant for the wedding, cleared her throat to begin her speech. “You may be seated.” She addressed the audience who all now took their seats.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, we are gathered here today to celebrate one of life’s greatest moments, and to cherish the words which shall unite Tomi Chōten and Miho Kobayashi in marriage.”

Everyone attentively listened as Shisuta spoke clearly and loudly detailing the love between Miho and Tomi, some people wiping their eyes and sniffling in an attempt to control their emotions making Sumire silently scoff to herself and earning her some glares from the guards that were surrounding her as per orders from the bride and groom. The anarchist sighed and start to impatiently tapped her finger on her stocking clad thigh, mentally screaming at Shisuta to just get it over with already.

After a couple of minutes of giving proper formality (“If anyone wants to object, speak now or forever hold your peace.” Immediately everyone turned to Sumire who just scowled and flipped them all the bird but ultimately said nothing), it was finally time for Tomi and Miho to exchange their vows, after Miho had finished with hers and nearly brought the whole chapel to tears, it was now Tomi’s turn.

And although she did not show any visible reaction, Sumire’s eyes lit up slightly.

“You look as beautiful as the day I first laid eyes on you, my Queen…”

Sumire carefully shifted to sit properly, ignoring the scathing look from the guards.

“I know I said this before, but…a man could spend a lifetime searching for a good thing, and he could never find it.”

Unbeknownst to literally everyone, nobody took notice of the camouflage mechanical spiders that creeped and crawled around and settled themselves all over the venue.

“Either because he wasn’t looking hard enough, or because he wasn’t paying attention…”

A group of smaller spider soldiers crawled onto the guards surrounding Sumire and lied in wait for the moment the signal was given.

“Fortunately for me, my eyes were open when I laid sight on you, my beautiful wife.”

Sumire gripped the underside of her seat and for the first time since this day began, smiled widely, teeth showing and all.

“Words can’t express how I feel about you, and how happy I am that you will be in my life.”

Feeling up a small button on the underside of her chair, the silver eyed girl faintly muttered the phrase that will determined the fate of this wedding.

“My cute friend is a black cat.”

With that, she pressed the button.

“So…thank you, my Queen, and my love.”

It happened in an instant, as Sumire was swallowed up by the trap door that had opened right underneath her seat and disappeared, the screams of the security drowned out the last thing Tomi said as they were electrocuted to the point of passing out. Multiple gasps and screams were heard throughout the room as the wedding abruptly ended and the show was about to begin.

— Outside —

Aranai Norikoru scrolled lazily on her phone as she sat on her beloved Yamaha motorcycle which was running (and had been running for a while now, the pink haired girl made a note to make Sumire pay her some gas money when she sees her) while she waited for her friend to exit the chapel where her friend’s aunt and that slimey bastard Chōten were to be wed.

Unsurprisingly, the only reason why she was even here was to serve as Sumire’s getaway driver when shit inevitably hits the fan, Aranai accepted of course, despite the teasing she did to the anarchist beforehand, she dutifully came to her friend’s aid which lead to her waiting outside right now for any sort of sign of the black and purple haired girl.

Sure enough, speak of the devil and she shall appear, Sumire bursts out of the door and made a mad dash towards the Bōsōzoku with a giant grin on her face, damn near crashing into her but not enough to drive her to the ground, Aranai placed her phone in her pocket as Sumire frantically got on the motorcycle behind her and held onto the pink haired girl tightly. “Drive, fUCKING DRIVE!” She yelled and the chapel doors opened to reveal a few guards that had chased her out of the door, Aranai didn’t need to be told twice as she kicked her motorcycle into gear and the two criminals high tailed it the fuck out of there, laughing like maniacs all the while.

[katsushika-division]

Akihisa's Thoughts on Ueno Division

Aranai Norikoru

“The legendary bōsōzoku herself,” Akihisa deadpanned. “Even in prison, the inmates would whisper about how someone or another lost to her and her gang the Yozakura. They would say nothing could stop her until the Katen over in Yokohama did and brutally if I may add.” Akihisa pulled out a cigarette lighting it. “In my opinion, I don't see what is so impressive of a girl who can ride a bike better than most.”

Shisuta Heisha

“How rare to see a nun in Japan given that Catholicism has little influence over the people here.” Akihisa mused. “Back in Italia many of the mafioso were deeply catholic and it was not uncommon for them to pray to the Virgin Mary before going out to kill a man. I always found it hypocritical of them to pray to such a venerated figure and then go commit atrocities. Personally, I lost all my faith in God after my mother’s death. May her own never falter because sometimes it's all you have.”

Kisouna Yuzairu

“Ah yes her.” Akihisa clicked his tongue. “The prosecutor at all of our trials. Unlike Touya and Rintaro whose trials were turned into circus shows by the media, my trial was forbidden to the public. Chuohku was afraid I would spill government secrets. As if many of their secrets aren't already out in the open.” Akihisa scoffed. “That being said the only people in the courtroom were the judge, the jury, the prosecution, the defense, and I obviously. Yuzairu barely let that bother and carried forth with her statements. In any other circumstance, I would admire Yuzairu’s determination but it’s quite vexing when that determination is set on you at the moment. It makes it hard to plan, you see.”

Sakurai Clan

“Frankly, I care very little for this team. They're not either one of the divisions Chuohku wants us to eliminate and for that reason I'm not going to give them more than a passing glance even with Yuzairu’s animosity against us.. However, that doesn't mean they'll be an easy team to destroy. Quite the opposite if I'm being honest.” Akihisa slightly frowned. “I would not be surprised if they forced us to pull out every trick we have.”

[saitama-division]

It was late in the evening when the Saitama division team returned to the Miyuki residence. Though Sayaka insisted on staying home for her birthday, her best friend and surrogate sister, Lola, refused to take 'no' for an answer (It also didn't help that Yoshiko had sided with Lola, wanting to go out to eat, as well). As such, the birthday woman relented, though she was firm that the group return home no later than 10 P.M., as it was still a school night and Yoshiko had class in the morning.

Upon returning, the group of women stopped as they looked as the porch was covered with a multitude of boxes, no doubt all for the birthday woman, herself.

"Are... are these all for me?" Sayaka asked, speaking out loud.

"Well, it is your birthday, Mama!" Lola answered, as she was holding Yoshiko on her shoulders, who was enjoying being above everyone else.

"It seems like there are more here than last year." Kureha stated, as she began picking up the gifts and carrying them in the house as Sayaka unlocked the front door. Within a few minutes, all the gifts were moved from the front porch into the family living room.

"Can we open them now, Mama?!" Yoshiko asked, only for Sayaka to frown.

"Not tonight, sweetie." Sayaka answered. "It's already past your bedtime."

"Aww!" Yoshiko pouted.

"Oh, come on, Sweetness!" Lola said, already holding one of the boxes. "I want to see what you got myself."

"Lola..." Sayaka said, frowning at her friend, before sighing. "Fine, but only a few of them."

"Yay!" Both Lola and Yoshiko exclaimed, making Kureha wince as she gingerly rubbed the inside of her ears. Picking up the first gift, which wasn't very heavy, but not light either, the matriarch unwrapped the gift and pulled out the item.

The first box contained a black leather jacket with a butterfly motif on the back, as well as 'SAYAKA' written at the top.

"Oh my," Sayaka said, looking at it from all sides.

"Try it on, Sweetness! I want to see how it looks!"

Looking at Lola, slightly exasperated, the matriarch obeyed, nonetheless, slipping the jacket on. She had to admit, it felt sort of good.

"Look good, babe!" Lola complimented, giving her a thumbs up.

"Oh hey," Kureha said, walking up to Sayaka and pulling something off of the jacket.

"A note." She said, holding up a piece of paper with writing on it. Handing it to her mother, Sayaka unfolded it and read it:

"Happy birthday, Butterfly! Sorry for delivering this so late! The girl I had design it was taking her good, sweet time, but she delivered. Make sure you wear that thing from now on. It'll earn you kudos points when you go out. Trust me. Enjoy the rest of your birthday!

Sincerely,

Aranai "Ride or Die" Norikoru"

"Hmm, not bad." Lola said, hearing that jacket was from Aranai. "Kid's got good taste."

Shaking her head at her friend, Sayaka sat back down on the couch as she opened the next gift, which was smaller than the first.

It was a small, yet perfectly maintained bonsai tree with butterfly decorations on the branches. What really cemented it was the fact that Sayaka's full name was at the glass dish, and a photo of Sayaka underneath the tree.

"Mommy, it's you!" Yoshiko said, pointing to the photo.

"Ha, yes, it is, sweetie." Sayaka said, looking at the tree, surprised but happy.

"Did it say who it's from?" Kureha asked, looking around the tree in her mother's hands.

"Umm... oh, hold on."

Reaching into the box the tree came in, she pulled out a note similar to the Aranai's. Unfolding this one, she read it:

"A most joyous happy birthday once again to you, Sayaka-san! I pray that you are enjoying this day that the Lord has blessed you with. I've been practicing on pruning bonsai trees, and this was the first one that I was thoroughly pleased with, so I decided to gift it to you. I hope you enjoy it and take good care of it. Happy birthday once again, and may God bless you with many, many more!

Sincerely,

Shisuta"

"Ugh, I know she means well, but she really needs to work on gift-giving skills." Lola said, rolling her eyes at the tree and note.

"Lola, be nice." Sayaka said, frowning at her friend, as she looked back at the bonsai tree, smiling at it. "Truthfully, gifts like these mean a lot. I'll have to thank Shisuta for this on her birthday."

"Whatever."

Ignoring her friend, Sayaka turned to the next gift, which was the smallest so far. Opening it, the matriarch gasped silently.

It was an engraved fountain pen with a butterfly motif on it. Sayaka gently picked it up from all sides and looked it, fascinated with it. On the top of the box it came in, there was another note, which read:

"A very happy birthday to you once again, Sayaka-san. I truly hope that it was a good one, as always. You mentioned a few weeks ago that you had misplaced a particular pen you had liked, so I thought you might like this. I know it won't replace the one you lost, but I hope you find it useful, regardless. Your work, as always, is always greatly appreciated. I thank you once again for all that you do. See you at work again sometime. And once again, a very happy birthday to you.

Sincerely,

Kisouna Yuzairu"

"A pen?" Lola questioned, raising an eyebrow. "Does your job even require you to use to write often? I thought you were a crime scientist or something, Sweetness."

"The proper term is 'forensic scientist'." Kureha corrected.

"And I still have to write up reports on my findings when I'm done." Sayaka explained, before looking back at the pen with a smile. "So, a pen like this is going to be very helpful."

"If you say so."

Placing the pen back in its box, Sayaka turned to her fourth gift. She sighed as she was halfway done, thankfully. This next gift was a lot smaller than the previous one, making it the smallest out of the bunch; no surprise since it was a jewelry box.

It was a gold bracelet with different colored stones embedded in each opening. Holding it up, all of the women looked as the stones glistened off the living light, making it sparkle.

"Wow, it's so pretty, Mommy!" Yoshiko said, staring at it.

"Yeah, this gift is a hell of a lot better than the previous ones." Lola agreed. "Who sent it?"

"Umm..." Looking inside the gift box, at the top, there was some writing, which said:

"Sayaka-san, a very happy birthday to you. You mentioned in our last class that your birthday was coming up, so I decided to make you something, as thanks for your dedication in coming to our yoga class when you can. It's a chakra bracelet, meant to symbolize balance and inner peace. I hope it can provide you with just those things. Look upon it when times are tough, and I'm sure your burdens will be lighter. May your birthday continue to be a great one.

Sincerely,

Ivelisse Martinez"

"Ugh, great. And just like that, the gift is ruined." Lola said, pouting.

"Is there a particular reason you're being so vocal this evening?" Kureha asked, frowning at her friend/annoying mentor.

"Probably because I expect more from these gifts! So far, they've been one bad gift after another."

"Why are you even complaining? None of them are for you. They're for Mom." Kureha argued.

"And I actually have liked all of the gifts I've gotten, Lola." Sayaka said, frowning at her friend as the chakra bracelet was now on her wrist. "So please stop complaining. These gifts were given out of love."

"Fine, fine." Lola said, holding her hands up. "I'll keep my comments to myself."

"Much appreciated."

Turning to the fifth gift, the matriarch noted that this one was small as well, though not as small as Kisouna's or Ivelisse's. Opening it, she and the others looked at what was inside.

It was a music box adorned with a butterfly motif, like the rest of the gifts. What made the gift even more enchanting was the fact that, like Shisuta's gift, a drawing of Sayaka was present.

"Is... is that me?" Sayaka asked, looking at the drawing.

"You look pretty, Mommy!" Yoshiko said, getting up close to the music box, smiling at the drawing.

"Thank you, Sweetie." Sayaka said, rubbing her child's head, a small blush on her cheeks.

"Who's it from?" Lola asked.

"Why?" Kureha asked, looking back at her with a frown. "Wanna complain about this gift too?"

"I'm just curious! I wasn't going to say anything about it."

"Uh-huh."

Looking around, Sayaka couldn't find any indication of who sent it. Opening it up, she and the other women present listened as a small tune started playing, which sounded familiar to Sayaka as the tune continued playing.

"Where have I heard this before?" She wondered, listening deeply and closely to the melody. Not able to place it at the moment, she simply smiled as it was a very nice one. Looking inside, a note was placed, which she picked up and read:

"Happy birthday to you, Sayaka-san. I hope it is going well for you. I apologize that we haven't really talked much up until now, but it is always good to hear you doing well. Zakari mentioned that he heard from Kensaku-san that your birthday was coming up, so I spent the better part of a week making this, along with his and my wife's help. She did the drawing while he helped put this thing together. I only contributed to the music. It was a beat we worked on together back during the TDD days, but it never got released because... well, I'm sure you know.

But it suddenly came to my mind when I was thinking of a song to put in. I hope both the tune and this box can remind you of happier times when everything was right with the world. A happy birthday to you again. I look forward to seeing you and your team later on in the year during the Collab Event. Until then, stay safe.

Sincerely,

Kai Quinlan"

"Oh! That's where I heard it from!" Sayaka said, suddenly remembering.

"You know this tune, Mom?" Kureha asked.

"Kai and I came up with it back when we were with TDD, but... it never got released, unfortunately." Sayaka said, sadly.

"Aww, I'm sorry to hear that, Mama." Lola said. "Hey, at least you have something to remember it by now."

"...True." Sayaka nodded, looking back at the music box with a smile. As the tune ended, she closed the box and put it off to the side, promising that she'd find a special place in the house to put it. She then turned to the sixth and final gift. This gift was far bigger than the rest.

"I'm pretty sure we all know what this one is," Lola said, smirking.

"This would be the only gift that you'd get excited about." Kureha said, rolling her eyes, to which Lola simply shrugged.

Inside the last gift was, not surprisingly, a two-layered birthday cake with butterflies adorning it. In the front of the cake was written, 'Happy Birthday, Sayaka' in cursive. Inside the box it came in, a letter was written, which read:

"Dear Sayaka-san,

A very happy birthday to you once more. I hope that it has been a good one. And I hope this birthday cake helps to make it even better. May you celebrate many, many more years.

Sincerely,

Luis Kōkyū"

“Wooow, lovely, seems like you’re getting more and more popular with each year, how does it feel, Ms. Miyuki, to be the most loved contestant in the whole D.R.B.?” Lola grinned while holding out an imaginary microphone to Sayaka who only laughed and bashfully pushed her hand away. “Oh stop it, Lola, that’s too much, I just simply treat people how I want to be treated, with kindness and respect, such things go a long way, y’know?”

“Yeah, I doubt Lola would know what those words would mean.” Kureha shot at Lola who only responded by sticking her tongue out at her best friend. “Oh hush, Ms. Anti-Social, at least I have more than 3 friends and won’t scream at the sight of sunlight.”

Kureha rolled her eyes. “Whatever, Freakoff Queen.”

“Girls, enough, it’s much too late for that.” Sayaka gently reprimanded both women who responded with half hearted apologies. Luckily, Yoshiko wasn’t listening in as the little girl was much too focused on the glittering cake in front of her, she reached up to tug Sayaka’s sleeve, “Mommyyyyy…” She looked up at her, smaller wide amber eyes clashing with bigger ones, immediately all three women knew what she was thinking and as much as Sayaka loved and cherished her baby girl even letting her get away with things more often than not, she knew that she had to firmly put on the mom hat and put her foot down.

The older brunette woman hoisted her daughter onto her lap and patted her head. “Sorry honey bunny but the party is officially over and you have school in the morning, it’s already way past your bedtime as it is.”

Immediately, Yoshiko deflated in her mother’s arms, slumping dejectedly against her, it was quite comical how she went from excited to disappointed in just a matter of seconds. “But mommy, please? With sprinkles on top?” She begged, even jutted out her bottom lip for good measure.

Lola bit her lip to keep from giggling and even Kureha cracked a smile, Sayaka wanted to grin too but she kept strong as she knew that if she did so right now, that would only give Yoshiko more motivation to keep pushing. “Nope and speaking of sprinkles, you’ve already had some and more today, both from the cake Kanra-chan gave us and from when we went to dinner and you had that ice cream sundae, I think you had enough sugar for today, sorry baby but now it’s time for you to get washed up and put to bed.”

Sayaka saw how sad Yoshiko was getting and booped her nose to make her feel better. “You’re a good girl, Yoshi, so I know you won’t fight me on this but I tell you what, how about I read a few chapters from your favorite book, would that make you feel better, hm?”

Yoshiko pouted and furrowed her brows, a clear sign to Sayaka that told her that she was thinking very hard on her offer before letting out a large puff of air and nodding. “Okay, but you have to do the voices! Auntie and Big sis too! It won’t sound the same!”

“I-“ Kureha went to protest but was cut off by Lola slapping her hand in front of her mouth, a large grin on her own face. “Of course we will, munchkin, as long as you listen to mama and don’t cause her no fuss.” The model beamed and Kureha glared daggers at her but made no move to remove the hand from her mouth.

“Yay! This is…” A yawn had cut Yoshiko off, it seemed like the excitement of celebrating her mama’s birthday had finally wore her down, she tiredly rubbed her eye as she continued. “This is gonna be awesome! I can’t wait to know what happens to the Queen and the knight and the magic lady!” She leaned her head on Sayaka’s shoulder as the older woman carried both herself and her daughter up the flight of stairs to the bathroom to get started on their nightly routine.

Sayaka chuckled and gave the side of her baby’s head a kiss. “Soon, my baby, soon.”

Thank you for the gift!

[aomori-division]

Ruka's thoughts on Ueno division

Aranai's Norikoru

"one of my many rockstars! Aranai san is a habitual listener of my radio channel "Reverse". And she often requested songs that I of course play happily! I admire Aranai san and all the riot she caused, is a truly rock and roll 🎶"

Shisuta Heisha

"ooh,a nun? I never thought see a catholic nun in japan. In this city there are places like aosore mount,temples and to much miko and itako mediums. But apparently there's a catholic church in ueno and i'm always interested in learn about more religions"-then Ruka suddenly stay in silence

"A nun? C'mon darling there's a lot of religions better in all this country like that artist from kumamoto or the niigata's pretty boy but not a nun,she works for the oldman!"

"c'mon babe. she seems like a lovable lady"

"*grrrr* okay,you win darling"

Kisouna Yuzairu

"a attorney? Then she is something like a police or that laywer in nagoya? I'm personally feel grateful with Yuzairu san for a reason that only me and dad know,Hisui don't"-Ruka look serious and then she spoke

"one or year ago when Sui nii started to take meds due to his health problems we noticed that every time he took them he fell 'ill worse than so we research and found out that the companny that made the medicine was commiting negligence and was giving meds that actually made the patients's healt goes worse and even provoked overdosed for bad prescriptions. So after Hisui almost suffered one we demand them and requested Yuzairu san's help, we winned the case and stop of buy meds from them, i'm eternally grateful with Yuzairu san for that"

Sakurai clan

"...i don't have exactly a bad opinion about this team,I appreciate Aranai san as one of my rockstars, i don't have nothing againts Heisha san and i'm grateful with Yuzairu san besides... i'm here to cure my brother and...this team is not the team I want fight. My goal are certain insane ones more... Diabolik"-

[niigata-division]

The evening was settling in, and the soft glow of the living room was filled with the quiet sounds of Ayumu's birthday coming to an end. Sara, his daughter, was playing with the ribbons and wrapping paper from the day’s festivities, her laughter the sweetest melody to Ayumu's ears.

As he was enjoying his day, he looked up as there was a gentle knock at the front door. Ceasing what he was doing, he walked to the entrance and opened it. Expecting it to just be a deliveryman or someone else, his eyes grew wide and his mouth fell open as there stood Shisuta Heisha, her arms laden with gifts and her face wearing a soft smile.

"Good day, Ayumu-san," Shisuta said, still smiling. "And a most glorious and bless-filled birthday to you."

While he was shocked to see his secret crush standing there, he eventually woke up upon realizing that the nun's arms were no doubt getting tired from all of the gifts she was cradling in her arms. Welcoming her in, a soft smile graced his face.

Curiosity piqued by the new arrival, Sara rushed over to see who it was. "Miss Shisuta!" she exclaimed, her eyes wide with excitement.

"Hello there, Sara-chan!" Shisuta said, rubbing the young girl's head with her free hand, who laughed. The young girl then laughed before looking at all of the items currently in the nun's arms.

"Ohh, are all of those for daddy?" Sara asked, her eyes sparkling with excitement and curiosity.

"Indeed, they are." Shisuta answered with a nod before looking up at Ayumu, presenting the first gift which was wrapped in a small box. "This is from Aranai-chan."

"Aranai-chan?" Ayumu repeated, surprised that the young girl had actually sent him something. The paramedic knew that the young girl didn't care for him, or rather, didn't care for how close he was getting to Shisuta. The fact that she glared or scowled at him each time he came around Ueno was a bit enough hint to know he wasn't high on her 'favorites list'.

With that in mind, he was a bit cautious about opening the gift, expecting a prank of some kind. As he carefully opened the lid, he peeked inside and saw something at the bottom. Pulling it out, his eyes grew wide at what it was.

It... it was a custom leather wallet, which had his MC name, 'Ex-Aid' on it. He blinked in surprise, wondering how exactly the former Bōsōzoku was able to make this. Looking at all from angles, he had to admit, it was definitely well-made. In the box, there was also a letter, which was also from Aranai, which read:

"Ayumu,

Let's get one thing straight: I'm still not exactly thrilled about you hanging around Shisuta all the time. But I'm not blind either. I see the way she looks at you, and I can tell you make her happy. So, I'll accept it. For her sake.

Here's my birthday gift to you, a wallet. It's strong, it's reliable, and it doesn't mess around. Kind of like you, I guess. Take care of it, and take care of her. FYI: that's not a request, it's a warning. You hurt my mother, even by accident, and you'll answer to me. And trust me, no amount of paramedical training will save you from that.

Here's to a peaceful year ahead—for all our sakes."

– Aranai

Reading the letter, the paramedic chuckled nervously, more so at the last part of the letter. He was glad that he had the young Ueno Division leader's permission to be with her mother, though... he didn't know if he was still ready for that yet.

"Here is the second gift," Shisuta stated, knocking Ayumu out of his thoughts as she handed it to him. "This one is from Luis-san."

"Luis-san?" Ayumu again repeated, as it brought to mind the stern, stoic chef from Aoyama. Truthfully, the paramedic didn't care for any of Aoyama Division, considering them stuck-up arrogant rich folks. Luis was the only one exempt from that since he acted quite humble. Plus, back when he had more time, he and his family often went out to his restaurant. He missed those days...

Unwrapping it, the paramedic looked inside, and again his eyes grew wide.

"CAKE!!" Sara yelled out, seeing the birthday cake in her father's hands. It was a chocolate and white frosting birthday cake, no doubt made by Luis, himself. The letter inside the box all but confirmed it. It read:

"Dear Ayumu-san,

On this special occasion of your 40th birthday, I wanted to extend my deepest gratitude for the kindness you showed my Abuela. It's not every day that one's culinary path crosses with a life-saving paramedic. Please accept this cake as a token of my appreciation. It's crafted with the finest ingredients, just like the care you provide in your work.

May this year bring you as much joy and satisfaction as a perfectly balanced dish does to a true gourmand."

With warm regards,

Luis Kōkyū

"Daddy, can we eat this right now?! Please?!?!" Sara begged, reaching for the cake in her father's hands, making him laugh a bit.

"Okay Sweetie," Ayumu said, handing it to her. "Go put it in the kitchen, and I'll be right there."

"OKAY!!" Sara answered, not running, but swiftly walking to the family's kitchen, cake in her hands, leaving the two adults alone, who laughed at her.

"And lastly, this one is from me." Shisuta said, handing the 40-year-old the last gift, which he eagerly opened.

"It's a prayer bead bracelet I made." Shisuta explained as the paramedic hailed it in his hands. "It... it was my first try at making one, but I hope you like it."

"...I love it." Ayumu answered, placing the bracelet on one of his wrists, smiling at the nun. "I really do."

"I am glad." Shisuta answered, smiling back at him. They probably would have stayed like that had that tender moment not been interrupted by the hyperactivate girl waiting in the kitchen.

"DAD!!" Sara called. "Can we cut the cake now?!"

"Just a second, Sweetie!" Ayumu called back, sighing, before looking at the nun. As they both stared at each other, a blush was placed on their faces before they laughed it off.

"...Well, if nothing else, I should get going." Shisuta said, with a bow. "I hope you continue to enjoy the rest of your day, Ayumu-san."

With a nod, the paramedic walked the nun to the door, watching her leave with a sigh, as if he had missed a good opportunity for something more...

Ayumu stared at the front door where Shisuta had just left and sighed. It seems like even now, he still couldn’t confess how he felt about her to Shisuta. Every time he tried, the words stayed trapped in his throat. His ex-wife's visage flashed in his mind. Too afraid to love again even years later after her betrayal. Still one day he’d tell her, and he hoped he wouldn't scare her off when he did.

“Daddy! Can we cut the cake now?” Sara asked, dragging Ayumu out of his thoughts.

“Oh right, of course, sweetie, but only a small piece, alright? It's late and you should be going to bed soon.” Ayumu smiled, running his hand through his daughter’s golden locks.

“I promise!” Sara cheered, jumping around excited at the prospect at some cake.

“Alright, you little ferret." Ayumu laughed, leaning down to lift Sara up into his arms. “First let’s get you dressed for bed, then we’ll cut the cake.”

[hamamatsu-divison]

Kaede's thoughts on ueno division

Aranai Norikoru

"so this is the leader of that gang..."Yozakura" i have reason? is a bit unexpected see her in a rap tournament but not much i guess and Eden mentioned he saw her once on his perfomances and something about his aura i don't know"

Shisuta Heisha

"a catholic nun?...I never thought on see one in japan or talk with one,she work on a flower shop and sometimes i going there for buy bouquets or rose seeds and sometimes i talked with Shisuta-san, although she thought i'm blind and i said her i can see normally but don't mind because lot of people think i'm blind at first glance"

Kisouna Yuzairu

Kaede looked at that picture and sighed-"Yuzairu-san... with her is a bit complicated...she seems to have troubles with my boyfriend but Jyuto not say me much about his job and i know about his... don't better actions but not about the worst of all..besides sometimes i saw her in my perfomances with a little girl who i think is her daughter but i can't say much about her"

Sakurai Clan

"personally i not have troubles with thist team, except maybe Yuzairu but her troubles are with Jyuto not me.... besides this team isn't our goal we are here to research and i'm in this tournament because i need...answers"-said Kede with a blank look

Remember all his family being massacred infront of him...

Darkness and the feel of a ache on his back and only voices from his nightmares who say something about "you can't scape from your fate"

[fukuokanodivision]

Yuno’s Thoughts On Ueno Division

Aranai Norikoru

“The former Bosozoku leader? Norikoru or ‘Ride or Die’ as her moniker shows. So they’re Ueno’s supposed ‘hotshot’, Hm? I see…Makes sense with the little toughness streak she has and all that good stuff. What’s not to like? Ueno Divisions leader who used to be apart of a biker gang? That isn’t too bad if I do say so myself~…I guess I’ll ask Eko for more details, Maybe Mai-san could also have some insight. I’m just getting excited learning about Ueno Division I guess.”

Shisuta Heisha

“Ueno’s nun, Heisha isn’t it? Mhm. I hate to say it, But she’s the Sakurai Clan member I can’t seem to put my finger on. Sure, Norikoru and Yuzairu came a little easy, However Heisha is a different case. Actually, There are a ton of religious figures in the DRB…Maybe she isn’t exactly a stranger around here. ‘The Saint’, What a creative name to go by. You couldn’t think of anything else for a monikor? I can’t say that either, ‘Kiiro’ or ‘Gold’ isn’t too fancy for me, The colour of my eyes isn’t exactly interesting. Oh well, I guess the DRB can unveil this saints true intention. Maybe I’ll get a chance to learn more…”

Kisouna Yuzairu

“Yuzairu, Ueno’s attorney if I’m not mistaken. Aside from Eko’s findings from Officer Iruma, I know little to nothing else on her. Yeah, She’s an attorney and the 3rd member of Sakurai Clan…Yes, That’s all I can really muster here. Heisha’s case is similar in that light. ‘Guilt trip’, Causing an opponents defense to diminish? It sums up to be similar to my own ability. Well, Except for the fact mine can act as a support card… I guess more research is required here, Maybe her law firm has a website or something? I’ll go see and find out…”

Sakurai Clan

“Sakurai Clan of Ueno, Another writing exercise ladies and gentlemen! Okay, I’ll give them credit for their strength and team bonding, But they’re practically no different than anyone else here. Just think about it, Exactly how many teams in the DRB either have members or are completely surrounded by dark pasts? Maybe their supposed past isn’t that dark but still… Regardless, Sakurai Clan is just as much as an obstacle. So of course we will have to find a way around them somehow. Well, If we can get past MIHANASA and everyone else…”

[kumamoto-division]

Kunio's thoughts on ueno division

Aranai Norikoru

"hahahaha I like this girl,she defeat Tomi's team and it is something I thanks for,I hope his defeat low him ay least a bit his arrogance but coming from my brother I don't think,I only hope get along with her but considering Tomi I don't hope so much....I swear if someone would give me a dollar for all people who Tomi made angry..."-Kunio rolled his eyes

Shisuta Heisha

"...I think Natsume talk me about her once apparently he sometimes talk with miss Heisha when he's in ueno for a art exhibition or visiting his father... i'm glad that at least one religious person don't be rude with Natsume i don't have nothing againts the religion but considering the bad experiences Natsume had and sometimes have still having with catholics due his beliefes but shisuta seems don't judgment him so i'm grateful with for it"

Kisouna Yuzairu

"i remember her,in Aranai san birthday i think see her with her teammates and his daughter,the little one looked the stage with glowing eyes and was so cute,i wonder if me and Natsume have a kid someday..."-Kunio said with dreaming eyes but after seconds talk again with a more serious look-"but i'm worried too...I think Yuzairu dedication to her job is admirable but how she's overwork currently... i'm afraid of say that she would turn into the "villains" who want destroy or die due overwork..."

Sakurai clan

"this team destroyed JST on their first battle and i respect them for it i don't know if we will be againt them but I hope that it happen without any type of negative emotion"

[minato-division03]

Queen Card’s Thoughts on Ueno Division

Aranai Norikoru

“Aranai Norikoru… age: late teens, occupation: high school student… and it would seem she has taken up courier work on the side. As far as the subject is concerned or mayhaps aware, biological family consists of a father and mother… Certain qualities of her appearance… without a doubt, she has had her fair share of encounters with law enforcement and had, at one point, started up a measly little ‘gang’…”

“And I grow tired of this overplayed tale. One event leads to another and now the world is against you. Do what you will with the law, so long as this one isn’t responsible for the death of an innocent life without reason. I’ve no interest in these petty crimes. Bring me a subject that’ll be even remotely entertaining. However, I shall hold my tongue, seeing as my dear Ichiro Yamada thinks highly of this child.”

Shisuta Heisha

“Shisuta Heisha, age: mid to late twenties, occupation: nun. And it would seem she has taken up a casual line of work, seemingly with aesthetics and nurturing. My guess is, she is a florist. Though hopelessly devoted to that God of hers, it would seem there have been points in her life that led her faith in the deity to waver. Intriguing. I am reminded of a select few of staff members who work for me.“

Kisouna Yuzairu

“Kisouna Yuzairu… age: late twenties, occupation: prosecuting attourney, current family consists a sister and a young daughter. This is the first time I’m seeing this face. Within seconds, there are few clues in this photo that forthwith points to this subject being the sole reason that a few now-employees of mine have, at some point in their lives, been placed behind bars.”

“I can only deduce clues given the photograph and the correlation to my employees’ past line of work. And as a result, I’ve gotten just about all I needed. Prosecutors and detectives oftentimes work hand-in-hand, seeing as we work towards the same goal. Not exactly the most amusing. However, I can see where our tales may crossover. This subject and their tale may be cliche, however, I must thank her. Because it all worked out and I have employees who put their loyalty to me above all else.“

Sakura Clan

“Not particularly the most bland blend of tales. However, I find these girls to lean more towards cliché. Perhaps their skillsets for the stage are noteworthy. However… it is all far too predictable and far too easy to deduce what event led to what. Bring in the next set.”

[uenodivision]

Yozakura Battle Anthem

Bring the Beat!

["New" Yozakura:]

(1, 2, 3)

[Aranai:]

What, did you really think you weren't gonna hear from us next?

["New" Yozakura:]

(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

[Aranai:]

Time to show all you fuckers just whose running this place

["New" Yozakura:]

(1, 2, 3)

[Aranai:]

You should have known better not to fuck with any of us

That was your first and final mistake

["New" Yozakura:]

Now the Yozakura is gonna make you break!

[Aranai:]

Riding through the streets, I'm the leader of the pack

Revving up my Yamaha, I'm on the right track

From Bōsōzoku to rap, I've made my claim

Ride or Die motherfuckers, best remember the name!

[Sumire:]

Hacking the system, breaking the code

Diabla in the shadows, watch my story unfold!

Rebel with a cause, in the cyber world I dive

Striving for a new order where we all can thrive

[Kaoru:]

Weaving webs of data, Arachne's the name

In the digital realm, I rise to fame

With every keystroke, I command the stage

My rhymes are timeless, like words on a page

[Kanra:]

Yeah!

Strength of a titan, heart of a child

D.Vil is my name, and I'm running wild!

Amnesia can't hold back the power I wield

No way in the world will I ever yield!

[Kureha:]

In the moon's shadow, my sorrow's muse

Eclipse whispers tales of hues so blue

A canvas of memories, lost in the night

Longing for dawn, I'm the forlorn twilight

[Taria:]

Misfit on the mic, I steal the entire damn show

With every trick I've got, I let the people know

From street to stage, I bring the heat

Simply put, I just can't be beat!

[Aika:]

VeeXn reigns, in pleasure's play

Ruling both the night and the day

Fox in the spotlight, I weave my trance

Living for joy, in every glance

[Aranai:]

Our names are etched in the street

No challenge too great, no defeat

We ride as one, an unbreakable wall

Stand with us, or witness your fall

["New" Yozakura:]

24/7!

Let this be a lesson to all of our enemies!

24/7!

In our domain, we always reign supreme!

[Aranai:]

Wanna fight against us?

["New" Yozakura:]

Idiots! Idiots!

[Aranai:]

Shoulda begged for mercy

["New" Yozakura:]

Now there's nothing to discuss!

Yozakura's bond, tight as the seven seas

Our unity's a force, a real damn dream team!

24/7!

Our spirit, wild and free

From the same creed, this we decree!

24/7!

With every verse, we synergize

Behold our untamed, vibrant energies!

[Aranai:]

Crossing our path is a quick way to Heaven

So a fair warning: don't fuck with the Seven

["New" Yozakura:]

Seven shadows, seven threats, seven reasons to fret

Cross us and it's a choice you'll regret!

(1, 2, 3)

[Aranai:]

What, did you really think you weren't gonna hear from us next?

["New" Yozakura:]

(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

[Aranai:]

Time to show all you fuckers just whose running this place

["New" Yozakura:]

(1, 2, 3)

[Aranai:]

You should have known better not to fuck with any of us

That was your first and final mistake

["New" Yozakura:]

Now the Yozakura is gonna make you break!

[Aranai:]

I'm the beacon, the flame, the undying light

"HBIC," they chant, through the day and night

Criminals cower, even they dial for aid

To escape my fury, a price to be paid

[Sumire:]

Right hand of shadows, The Devil's my creed

Cross Yozakura, it's the end you've decreed

Juu, that fuckin' church girl, a yandere in disguise

Against us, her facade will be her demise

[Kaoru:]

Athena's wisdom, Arachne's war

My strategies set, my intellect's core

Fools rush to battle, their ignorance a token

Against my plans, they'll all leave broken

[Kanra:]

Muscle and might, that's my call

Guardian of Yozakura, I stand tall

(Damn!)

A demon to foes, mercy they'll crave

Choose your next step, be brave or the grave!

[Kureha:]

Quiet, unassuming, but fierce in the fray

In the Realm of Darkness, I hold sway

Stronger than the raven, night's own bird

Underestimate me, and your vision will be blurred

[Taria:]

The MiA, I claim what's mine, no debate

From the hands of foes, I liberate

Behave or beware, I'm the thief in the night

Cross me, and I'll take more than just your plight

[Aika:]

Enchantress of night, fox's allure

My power's vast, of that be sure

Tempt fate with me, you'll lose it all

In VeeXn's thrall, into my spell you'll fall

[Aranai:]

Words are spent, our message clear

Defiance in our eyes, confront your fear

Step in our sight, the fuckin' fault's your own

Beware the storm the Yozakura have sown

["New" Yozakura:]

24/7!

Let this be a lesson to all of our enemies!

24/7!

In our domain, we always reign supreme!

[Aranai:]

Wanna fight against us?

["New" Yozakura:]

Idiots! Idiots!

[Aranai:]

Shoulda begged for mercy

["New" Yozakura:]

Now there's nothing to discuss!

Yozakura's bond, tight as the seven seas

Our unity's a force, a real damn dream team!

24/7!

Our spirit, wild and free

From the same creed, this we decree!

24/7!

With every verse, we synergize

Behold our untamed, vibrant energies!

[Aranai:]

Crossing our path is a quick way to Heaven

So a fair warning: don't fuck with the Seven

["New" Yozakura:]

Seven shadows, seven threats, seven reasons to fret

Cross us and it's a choice you'll regret!

(1, 2, 3)

[Aranai:]

What, did you really think you weren't gonna hear from us next?

["New" Yozakura:]

(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

[Aranai:]

Time to show all you fuckers just whose running this place

["New" Yozakura:]

(1, 2, 3)

[Aranai:]

You should have known better not to fuck with any of us

That was your first and final mistake

["New" Yozakura:]

Now the Yozakura is gonna make you break!

@shinagawa-division @saitama-division @edogawa-division @ota-division @minato-division01

[obihiro-division]

Hisoka's Thoughts on Ueno Division

Aranai Norikoru

“I don’t think I’m familiar with her. Former bōsōzoku though… Sounds a lot like what that Seto-kai lackey chose to do. Or uhm, sorry, former Seto-kai lackey. Ryuko, right? Wonder if they have similar reasons for quitting such rebellious lifestyles.”

Shisuta Heisha

“Nun? Didn’t we…? Ah, r-right the priest from Ginza. I can’t say if I’m sure about pursuing religion still… We haven’t had the chance to go to the Tokyo area yet, so I’ve been putting some thought…”

“Still, Ginza is pretty close to Ueno. Maybe these two know each other? It would be interesting to meet them together… Get two different perspectives on the religion. At least, two trusted opinions. Jack has been prodding me after I showed interest in my interview about that Ginza team. Making me doubt myself… That damn butler better not bombard me with cryptic suggestions about this poor nun too. I will lose it if it turns out that Heisha has some shady side to her.”

Kisouna Yuzairu

“I’m surprised there’s another lawyer… Can’t say I know her though. Especially if she’s a prosecutor who specializes in… Oh god, punishing criminals? And she has the same hatred for drugs like Jyuto? What’s the fucking chance Yuzairu knows about me? Urgh… This blows. But, I wonder if she can understand this bizarre punishment I’m being put through. Would she understand where the Chuohku Party is coming from? Or does she think I should have just been executed for my crimes? I… Don’t want to think about it.”

Sakurai Clan

“This is one of the more bizarre teams… How did they all meet together? It’s hard to imagine these three teaming up, much less being friends. I can’t completely judge them though. My team probably looks just as weird. The only question is, can they work together like we can?”

[shinagawa-division]

In the back of the venue, watching the whole spectacle with a smirk on her face and decked out in a black and gray tuxedo was the former Bōsōzoku, Aranai. She gave a soft chuckle as she had just sat through almost three hours of celebrations, wedding vows, and other things that came with a couple being married. The whole thing made her shake her head. Androids getting married... what would their world come up with next?

Don't hear that and assume Aranai was anti-A.I. or anything. She had nothing against androids, robots, A.I.s, or any sort of technological entity. She just found it odd that these two were getting hitched before their freaking creators!

Speaking of which, Aranai had to wonder what the two of them would think and do when they eventually found out that their "siblings" had gotten married without their permissions? A.D.A. literally begged Aranai not to tell either Sumire or Kaoru about this (Malphas threatened her). She knew that both genius girls were going to be pissed when they found out everyone but them knew about this. But that was a problem for "future-Aranai".

Speaking of which, she looked as the wedding was starting to die down, which meant that it was time for her to vacate as well. But first...

"Hey newlyweds," Aranai stated getting the couple's attention. Suddenly, she threw something to both androids, who instinctively caught them. Looking in their hands, both their eyes grew wide at what they were:

They were... matching wristbands with their names on them. Not only that, but they also fit each other's theme, with Ageha's having a butterfly, and Malphas's having a spider.

"Enjoy your new life together." Aranai said, before turning around and throwing up a 'peace' sign as she walked away, heading outside where her "mom", Shisuta, was waiting.

"That was a very nice gesture, Aranai." Shisuta said, a smile on her face.

"Meh, I'm a sucker for good romances."

“That was…unexpected.” A.D.A. blinked, watching the Bōsōzoku walk away before looking down at her wristband. “Should we be worried where and how Aranai was able to get these?”

“Y’know what? I’m not gonna think about. I’m just glad she managed to behave herself, I thought for sure she would’ve pulled some shit.” Malphas sighed and slipped on his wristband, admiring it in the light for a moment before letting his arm fall to his side. “It’s a wedding miracle.”

A.D.A. smiled and rolled her eyes, slipping on her own wristband leaning against Malphas who automatically wrapped an arm around her. “I guess you’re right, but that was nice of her and you have to admit, they are pretty beautiful.”

“I won’t deny that but I much think that the woman next to me is much more beautiful than some bracelet.” Malphas smirked evilly and gave A.D.A.‘s ass a light pinch, causing the female A.I. to jump and give a squeal of surprise.

“Malphas!”

[katsushika-division]

Touya's Thoughts on Ueno Division

Aranai Norikoru

“Oh, it's her.” Touya blinked at the picture of the biker. “Back when I used to wander Japan it seemed like there was never a place that wasn't whispering about her and her old gang the Yozakura. I had a run-in with Nai-chan once too. Nothing happened if that's what you're curious about. Just made eye contact for a bit before we walked away. Pretty sure she thought I was a girl walking the streets for money which isn't wrong. The walking the streets part not being a girl. Anyway, Nai-chan seems fun but she probably doesn't like me.”

Shisuta Heisha

“Her eyes…..” Touya murmured as he stared at the photo of the nun in his hand. “...they look so kind…..nothing like Mama’s eyes.” The photo in Touya’s hand bent as he gripped it hard. Tears pooling in his eyes. “Why….why couldn't someone like her have been my mom? It’s not fair….” Touya sobbed, burying his head in his knees. “It's not fair…”

Kisouna Yuzairu

“Kiso-chan was the person at my trial telling everyone there why I should be sent to jail. I couldn't really understand a lot of what she was saying, too many big words for me. So I wasn’t paying attention to the trial at all until the judge said that I was found guilty. Kiso-chan was really happy about that. Surprisingly she didn't want to send me straight to jail but to a mental facility but the judge overruled her and I was sent to prison instead.” Touya blinked. “Unlike Hisa-chan and Rin-chan I didn't mind being sent to prison because if I hadn't I wouldn't have met them. So I’m happy about that. Still they tell me to keep an eye out for Kiso-chan because she has it out for all of us.”

Sakurai Clan

“Clan? That means they're like a family right?” Touya tilted his head to the side. “Well Death Row Block is my family. So I gotta defend them even if I have if I have to rip everyone else around me to shreds. Sakurai Clan included. No exceptions.”

[saitama-division]

It was exactly 11:00 A.M. in Saitama when the famous model, Lola Takahashi, left her apartment complex to head down to the modeling agency. Same as everyday, with no change, save unless it was some special occasion. No big deal.

...Of course, the model in an effort to have dozens of flashing cameras on her, failed to take note of her surroundings. For the past several days, someone had been watching her, taking note of her routine. They had done this for the past several days until it was the day of Christmas. As the model departed once more to the modeling agency, the strange observer finally made their move.

Walking up to the front desk of the apartment, the stranger slipped the man behind the desk counter an envelope. Raising an eyebrow, the man opened the envelope. His eyes grew wide as inside the white folded paper were over 100 neatly stacked dollar bills. Looking at the stranger once more, the man looked as they slid a note to them. Picking it up, the man read it and their eyes grew wide as it contained only five words, but the message was clear:

'The key to the penthouse'

The desk assistant and stranger stared at each other for up to 15 seconds before the man wordlessly dropped both a hard key and a keycard into the stranger's hand. With a nod, the stranger walked towards the elevator and swiped the card, sending them to the very top floor. Upon reaching the only apartment available, the stranger unlocked the front entrance and took in the apart of the supermodel, Lola Takahashi.

The whole place made the stranger sick. They could smell sex, alcohol, used toiletries, and above all, desperation. Ugh, they needed to hurry and do what they came to do so they could hurry up and leave this place. Shaking their head, the stranger placed the large black duffel bag they had brought with them down on the ground and opened it up, pulling out various tools. It was time to get to work.

Two hours later...

At long last, the stranger was done. To the untrained eye, it looked like nothing at all was done. The apartment was pretty much in the same way it was when the stranger walked in. Of course, that was only if you weren't a master saboteur, which the stranger was. That was why they were hired, after all. Smirking behind their mask, the stranger gathered up their tools and locked the door behind the apartment. They then returned down to the first floor, and walked up to the desk. Dropping the key and card down on the desk, the stranger wordlessly exited the apartment complex.

Making their way out, the stranger pulled out their cell phone, opened up their text messages and typed a message to an unknown number. The message was short and sweet:

'Job is done. Expect results soon.'

With that, the stranger disappeared out of Saitama, their work complete.

Several more hours later...

The figure of Lola Takahashi was busy running home from the nightclub she was previously in, in a panic. Why is that, you ask? Well...

It may or may not have had something to do with the fact that her hair was currently itching like crazy due to the fact that she had somehow or other come down with a bad case of head lice.

It could have been due to the fact that her face was suddenly breaking out like crazy, coming down zits and pimples galore.

Or, it could have been the fact that dozens of people were laughing at her and she had to get home before her reputation worsened. It could have been all of those things and more. Whose to say, really?

As the model finally made it home, she thought her problems were finally over. However...

As she opened the door to her apartment...

A huge explosion went off that sent the model tumbling back. When she had finally regained her bearings, she found her entire living room and most of her kitchen filled with glitter, as well as a noxious foul odor. The model looked around in shock as her entire apartment was absolutely ruined!

Who the hell could have been responsible for this? This was supposed to be Christmas day! A day where she was supposed to have fun and celebrating! Instead, her entire evening had been absolutely ruined!

The itching in her hair reminded her of the pain she was currently in and she quickly ran to her bathroom, ignoring the mess in her apartment for now. As she turned on the light, she looked at the large mirror in her bathroom and stopped in shock as there was a message on it, which finally brought to her attention who was responsible for all this...

In Okinawa...

In her bedroom of Eagle's Nest, Evelyn was busy sipping a martini through a fancy straw, a smile on her face. She didn't know why, but she felt pretty good about today as a dark smile made it way to her face.

"Alexa, play 'Gives You Hell' by All-American Rejects."

"Sure. Playing 'Gives You Hell' by All-American Rejects on Apple Music."

Obeying the command, the A.I. began playing the song on her device as Evelyn continued smiling, humming the lyrics to the song.

Back in Saitama...

The model was busy staring at the message on her bathroom window. What was the message, you ask? It was simple, containing only six words, yet the message, itself, was clear:

'DON'T FUCK WITH A CALIFORNIA BITCH'

Several days ago...

"So... you want my help to get Lola back for pranking you on your birthday?"

"I wouldn't, like, ask if I didn't need your help."

"And what, exactly, is keeping me from telling her or Sumire about your little plan?"

"I'll pay you for your help."

"...How much we talking?"

"I don't care how much. Price isn't, like, an option for me."

"...Let's say I say 'yes'. What exactly do you want me to do?"

"I don't, like, give a damn! Just make that bitch regret fucking with me, so she, like, gets the point not to do it again."

"..."

"Well? Are you, like, in or what?"

"...Meh, what the hell? I had nothing else to do. And I don't particularly care for her anyway. Plus, since Sumire helped her, that pretty much makes her fair game, anyway."

"Great! How much?"

"We'll discuss price after I'm done."

"Awesome! Like, thanks Aranai!"

"Meh, what can I say? I'm always up for a game of 'Prank War'."

“God Tsumugi, you look horrible.” Lola Takahashi wrinkled her nose in disgust as she stared at her pitiful assistant who was too busy scratching her scalp off her head, the blonde wig thrown and discarded. The two walked back towards the ruined living room, the blonde model clicked her tongue in annoyance, she was definitely going to have to call someone to clean all this up but she could worry about that later, besides, she had three other penthouses in other Divisions she could stay at and there was Sayaka’s place too.

Lola took a sip of her hot chocolate before speaking. “Though I can’t say that I didn’t see this coming, like c’mon who the fuck does that dumb bitch think I am? It was only a matter of time before she would clap back but honestly, who the fuck pranks someone on Christmas? Talk about a fucking grinch, am I right?”

“L-Lola-san! Please!” Tsumugi cried out, tears streaming down her pimple infested face as she tugged and pulled at her hair. “Please help me, I did what you asked me to do!”

“I know, darling, I know.” Lola cooed, pouting. She genuinely did feel bad about throwing her loyal assistant into the line of fire but there was no fucking way that she was going to lay down and take whatever ameuter scheme Evelyn fucking Rose had planned for her. “You were so good for me, you did everything I told you too and more, to think I was worried that this wouldn’t work, don’t worry, you’ll be compensated very generously and I want you to take a few days off to recover, you’ll be paid of course and I just want to say thank you so much, you really saved my ass.” The model beamed.

Now, I know what you’re thinking, how is Lola still standing in one piece and looking as beautiful as ever if not more? Wasn’t someone stalking her? How could she have slipped under their radar? Well…

— Several Days Ago —

Lola raised a brow at Sumire’s caller ID before answering, placing the phone up to her ear. “Hey Sumi, what’s up?”

“Hey Lola, do you remember that prank you pulled on Evelyn for her birthday?”

A wide smirk graced the Russian model’s face, oh how glorious it was, she was so grateful for Sumire for helping her and sending her the camera footage of Evelyn having a mental breakdown in the bathroom. “Of course, dear, it quite literally happened yesterday. Why do you ask?”

“Well I’m sure you already know but Evelyn is determined to get it back in blood, I overheard a conversation between her and Aranai, I think it’s best if you lay low for a few days.”

Lola rolled her eyes, sighing. “Oh god, the hell is that bitch planning?”

“Dunno but since she’s turning to Aranai for help, it’s definitely something to be on your guard for, I should know. Look, don’t tell anyone this but I’m willing to help you out again, I can hide you somewhere until it all blows over.”

Lola raised a brow, surprised and a bit touch that the anarchist would do this for her. “Aw, thank you Sumi but I gotta ask, why? Look, you know I’m willing to pay whatever price you have.”

“Don’t worry about it, you’re one of the few people in this country that I genuinely like, besides I’ll be damned if I let Aranai one up me. So? You in or out?”

“Hold on gorgeous, I can’t just suddenly disappear out of nowhere, especially after I gave Barbie Bitch her gift, not only would that be suspicious as hell but that’ll also make me look cowardly and I’ll be damned if I’ll let anyone think I’m scared of that skank. Plus, it’ll be cruel to deprive my adoring fans of their daily dose of Aphrodite.” Lola pouted and she could practically see Sumire rolling her eyes.

“Yeah, I get it but what are you going to do? It’s not like you can find someone to fill in for you while you’re gone.”

That made Lola pause for a moment before her eyes lit up as she had an idea, “Actually…I do.”

“Wait what-“

“I gotta go Sumi, send me the details later!”

“Lo-“

Lola hung up and immediately began dialing a new number, tapping her fingers impatiently as she waited for whoever was on the other line to pick up.

“Lola-san? Is something wro-“

“Tsumugi! Do you want a raise?!”

— Now —

“Dolly’s on her way now, Tsu-Tsu, she’ll take you to a doctor to get yourself treated, now you just focus on resting up and getting better, okay? I’ll need my perfect assistant at her best!” Lola beamed at the still scratching girl as she left her penthouse and took the elevator down to the lobby, her eyes landed on the reception desk where a man was usually supposed to be but he was unfortunately let go…into the back of a black van, the model had a feeling that the beaches of Okinawa will receive a rather unpleasant surprise.

Huffing, the blonde took out her phone again and dialed a number, putting the device next to her ear as the other line picked up. Immediately, Lola was greeted to the sound of people cheering and screaming along with other unidentifiable noises before a clear voice spoke.

“Yo.”

“Hey Sumi~” Lola greeted, smiling brightly. “You sound busy, I’m not interrupting anything am I?”

“Ehhhhh, not really, I’m just enjoying a show, what’s up, how was the trip back?”

“Oh it was great! Hey, listen, thank you so much for all your help, I really owe you big time.”

“No problem, so, what are you gonna do now? I mean, your place isn’t exactly ‘habitable’ now, also do you plan on getting Evelyn back?”

Lola sighed and rubbed at her forehead, feeling a headache coming. “I’m not worried about that, I can always have it fixed and I’m not short on places to find shelter. I’m just gonna kick back and relax today, I mean it is Christmas after all, plus there’s a certain birthday girl I need to visit.”

“Ahhh, that’s right, tell Kureha I said happy birthday, but what about Evelyn?”

“Will do, and what about her? I’ll let her think she’s won, it is the holiday after all and mainly because I don’t want to have to deal with her irritating ass more than I absolutely have to. Until I beat her ass to the point where she’s unrecognizable in the DRB, I want nothing to do with her.”

“Gotcha gotcha, merry Christmas.”

“Merry Christmas~”

Did you really think I was going to make it easy on you, Taito dear? 🖕