#arachnidsgrip

[winkleclit]

8/8

swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

[kholb2010]

she really just puts 8s wherever tf she wants huh…

[mouserat65]

CUNT!!!!!!!!

[2ollux-and-company]

[AG]: 8itches 8e like “fly high” 8ut that’s how icarus fell

[sadvriskaenergy]

8est homestuck character

[indigo-flowers09]

I think we should normalize being evil and fucked up actually

[booperbeanv3]

the absolute whiplash i’m getting from seeing a person with a homestuck pfp say “slur unfunny”

IKR??? did they read with that shitass mod or something. sorry, homestuck isn't homestuck without retarded babies shitting their diapers over stuff

[arachnid-party]

Are you the legendary ArchnidsGrip from the Archive of Our Own DownDetector sever?

i am not, however there can only be one person with arachnid in their username so i will now be challenging arachnidsgrip to a gladiatorial duel to the death. i will march at dawn

[arachniiiiiiiidsgriiiiiiiip]

8ARK8ARK8ARK8ARK8ARK8ARK8ARK8ARK8ARK8ARK8ARK8ARK8ARK8ARK8ARK

[diamond-rings-and-gutter-bones]

still the funniest joke in homestuck idc

[hiveswap]

I think we should work on demystifying homestuck.

-It's not unapproachably long. If you can spend a month reading/watching whatever else, you can also spend a month reading homestuck without difficulty.

-If you pay attention you can understand it just fine. There's a lot of moving parts, but it's like a clockwork: if you don't get something despite paying attention, it will most likely fall into place later.

-There's filters for the desktop app in case you don't wanna see the era-typical edgelord humor of the first half, but honestly sometimes it adds to it. (The Future!ArachnidsGrip bit is good. Sorry.)

-It is flawed!!! That's true!! But this website is constantly on about how no media is irredeemable and how you should read things that make you uncomfortable and analyse why that is and still recognise the value in it.

-kill the part of you that cringes 👍

[airprime7]

Why am I seeing so many fake posts on my dash? Like, there's ones from all sorts of made up realities, I'm surprised I haven't seen ones set in webcomics or whatever.

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♊️ twinarmageddons reblogged

♊️ twinarmageddons

all of you iidiiot2 need two 2hut up about computer2 unle22 you know what you're talkiing about. ii 2wear ii 2aw 2ome guy telliing people two pour water on theiir keyboard2 two clean them.

♉️ adiostoreador

uH,,,

iS THAT NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO, uH, dO IT,

♊️ twinarmageddons

oh my fuckiing god 2ome people are actual iidiiot2

#ii mean come on you actually beliieved that

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♑️ terminallycapricious

wAsSuP mOtHeRfUcKeRs???

#HoNk

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♌️ arseniccatnip reblogged

♌️ arseniccatnip

:33 < hiii!!!

:33 < my name is nepeta leijon, and this is my furst post!

:33 < i like shipping, and rolepurrlaying, and hunting

:33 < i have troll pawtism, so i might not be the best at understanding things. sorry if i get confused!

:33 < i also do art, and my commissions are open! purrlease don't ask me to draw trolls pailing, i'm only 6

:33 < bye! :33

♋️ carcinogeneticist

HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO PUT YOUR FULL NAME IN YOUR PINNED POST.

DON'T YOU KNOW THE FIRST RULE OF GRUMBLR IS NEVER USE YOUR REAL NAME, YOU IDIOTIC EXCUSE FOR A PERSON.

♒️ caligulasaquarium Follow

wwhy is your text grey

♋️ carcinogeneticist

I DON'T KNOW, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE, FISH FACE.

🤡 i-say-honk Follow

hOnK!

♋️ carcinogeneticist

FUCK OFF, TC, WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOU.

THIS STUPID "GIMMICK BLOG" ISN'T EVEN FUNNY.

♌️ arseniccatnip

:33 < @carcinogeneticist @caligulasaquarium @i-say-honk kill yourselves

#:33 < :33

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♈️ apocalypsearisen Follow

im dead n0w

♍️ grimauxiliatrix

Mood

#Honestly I Cant Believe I Made It Through This Week Alone

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♋️ carcinogeneticist reblogged

👻 ectobiologist Follow

hi! how do i use this app?

♋️ carcinogeneticist

HUMAN ALERT.

@human-alarm

👤 human-alarm Follow

BEEP

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♐️ centaurstesticle Follow

D -> The day we stop valuing horses is the day society collapses

♐️ centaurstesticle

D -> @cuttlefishculler Perhaps I do share some interests with the protagonist of the new popular movie starring Troll Ryan Gosling

D -> If anything that would be a compliment

D -> Not that that's something a f001 such as yourself would understand

♓️ cuttlefishculler Follow

)(-EY, I was just joking around. No need to start being c-rude!!! 380

♏️ arachnidsgrip Follow

Protagonist!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

What movie did you watch? 8ecause 8ar8ie is defin8ly the hero of the one I saw, hooves-for-8rains.

♈️ apocalypsearisen Follow

i liked the 0ne with the b0mb m0re

♒️ caligulasaquarium Follow

rustblood, opinion disregarded

♋️ carcinogeneticist

BLATANT HEMOPHOBIA ASSIDE, ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE OP'S URL?

♊️ twinarmageddons

forget that, cc ii2 the ACTUAL HEIIRE22

♋️ carcinogeneticist

HOLY SHIT, WHO CARES.

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♏️ arachnidsgrip

You know, I think the murders were good for me.

♎️ gallowscalibrator Follow

VR1SK4, YOU K1LL3D 31GHTY-31GHT P3OPL3.

♏️ arachnidsgrip

Yeah, 8ut I'm over it now. It doesn't effect me anymore.

#I've moved on.

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💽 turntechgodhead Follow

man i cant believe troll steve jobs died of ligma

♉️ adiostoreador

wHO, uM, wHO'S TROLL STEVE JOBS?

[2ollux-and-company]

[AG]: uhhhhhhhh vent post 8elow i. fucking GUESS

[AG]: HOLY SHIT TEZY IM SO SORRY

[AG]: out of all the memories that came 8ack to me today it’s the memory of you

[AG]: and all the shit i did to hurt you

[AG]: that’s the most vivid

[AG]: tezy i miss u sosososososososo MUCH and i was so fucking scared u’d die without me

[AG]: 8UT HOLY SHIT WAS I A MASSIVE COCK A8OUT IT

[AG]: all these memories coming to me are kinda scary

[AG]: i’m gonna have to mull this shit over cause WOW

[fandom-err0r]

vriskaaaa

arachnidsGrip

[thewertsearch]

[arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] AG: John!!!!!!!! AG: You're heading into the 8lackout, so I won't 8e a8le to see you until you leave.]

We've seen these messages before, back when John was still searching for his father. By the time he read them, she was probably already dead.

In retrospect, her last line really stings.

AG: You can't fool me, John. I know you are not staying dead for long. [...] AG: You see, we are 8oth the 8est there is, and therefore we have special privileges when it comes to mortality.

God Tier resurrection seems pretty flashy, which is bad news for Vriska. If she was about to revive, her corpse would be visibly glowing - but it's completely inert. She's done.

I assume that the image on Scratch's clock is symbolic of John's resurrection, but I'm not sure why his symbol is halfway between Prospit and Derse. Is it because there's a 'good' and an 'evil' way for a God Tier to die?

Apparently so.

...this ticking is heavy. It really lends itself to the idea that John's heart is being weighed against a feather here.

AG: Nothing too glorious a8out the way you just died, I 8et. AG: Let me guess, even after all my lessons, you allowed yourself to get sucker sta88ed, right? Pretty lame! AG: I mean, lucky for you it was lame. I guess 8eing lame pays off when dying a hero's what gets you killed. AG: If our Hero of 8reath reached god tier, he would have 8een completely indestructi8le! Lol.

Yeah, but he'd also be completely ineffective. When you're a God Tier, you can either make a difference, or play it safe - but you can't do both, and I think that's by design. It's a really novel balancing mechanic, and I like it a lot.

AG: I don't know for sure, 8ut I'm 8etting that if I go to fight Jack, it will wipe out all the 8ad things I've done. AG: I think if I die it'll 8e a hero's death, so it ought to stick.

I'm not sure if that's how heroism works, Vriska - but this is an established pattern for you, isn't it? You're always looking for the right set of actions to 'cancel out' the pain you've caused.

In any case, I do think there's a good chance your doomed self died Heroically. She was fighting a corrupted Agent to avenge her fallen teammates, which is both noble and narratively climactic.

AG: One way or another, I think this will 8e my last 8ig challenge as a gamer. AG: As such, I would like to pass my dice on to you. AG: It is very important to me that they stay in good hands, John. That you continue their legacy, and that of my ancestor.

That's sweet of you, Vriska, but, uh...

I think John might want to know what that legacy actually was, before shouldering it for himself.

[homestuck-fanauthor-coalition]

The Homestuck Fan Author Coalition's November 2024 Competition was a split competition with the prompts "Bus Driver Eridan" and "Rarepair." For Side A (Bus Driver Eridan), the prompt was to write a fic in which Eridan at some point appears as a member of the working class. Participants had one month to write any fic they liked based on this prompt, and votes were done to determine the awards.

All Fic Submissions and Awards:

dear diary!! by @tehstripe

At the behest of her beloved Nanna, Jade begins documenting the events of her life.

Winner of the Eridan Award for Best In Angst Winner of the Eridan Award for Funniest Cameo

The Last Flight of the Toreador by @arealpeople

John Egbert-Crocker, a new face in the Skaia Wrestling Federation thanks to his connections to his sister, CEO Jane Crocker, and his girlfriend, famous heel Vriska Serket (AKA Captain Fang), finds himself struggling to find a way to help his fellow wrestler, and good friend, Tavros Nitram, AKA El Torero Fantasma, not get fired due to poor audience appeal.

Winner of the Eridan Award for Best In Action Winner of the Eridan Award for Most Characters Featured

therapist, mother, maid by @dave2olkat

The Petropavlovsk-612 offshore mining platform supplies the fuel used by every ship, station and base in the entire quadrant. Two women work there, sharing the same shift, albeit under the male names Daniil and Yuri.

Winner of the Sollux Award for Best Fic that Combined Prompts Winner of the Eridan Award for Best In Drama

wildflower and barley by @dave2olkat

The croached woman had long limbs and harrowing golden eyes. She was on the ground of her pen, sinking her thick white fangs into the carotid artery of one of the cows.

Jadelynn’s survival instincts kicked in, and even if she was no longer in peak physical performance, she hauled ass back to the trailer like her life depended on it.

Winner of the Eridan Award for Best In Fluff Winner of the Eridan Award for Fluffiest Cameo Winner of the Eridan Award for Best In Overall Romance Winner of the Eridan Award for Most Romantic Cameo

Ma Meilleure Ennemie by @ambrosianlullaby

It is a different kind of love.

It is an appreciation and understanding.

Sotto Voce by @dualitysdownfall

sotto voce - in a quiet voice, as if not to be overheard.

It’s hard being an overachiever with a nitpicking older brother. It’s hard and no one understands.

The exhaustion of not being heard is taking its toll on Karkat, at least until his voice catches the ear of someone else…

Winner of the Eridan Award for Best In Fluff

the first few stones are the worst by @toxicchamomile

In which Eridan Ampora is an Uber driver for the two most annoying assholes in the world.

Winner of the Eridan Award for Most Canon Portrayal Winner of the Eridan Award for Best In Comedy Winner of the Eridan Award for Fluffiest Cameo Winner of the Eridan Award for Most Romantic Cameo

Just Another Hemoswap AU by @neapolitangirl

A duel doesn't go as planned. Thousands of sweeps later a rustblood heiress goes on an search for missing treasure.

Christmas Eve Party by Bralsra

Your name is Roxy Lalonde, and you just woke up feeling like shit.

arachnidsGrip has made a new post! by Bralsra

Vriska writes a post about her day as a troll who ended up on earth a while back, cites Rose's earlier work before getting onto her actual life!

Winner of the Eridan Award for Most Interesting Wagie Reason

damned if yoU do (damned if you don't) by @myusernameisstolen

Callie has always been very mysterious, never saying much about her home life, at least not intentionally. The fact she uses a typing quirk is the only clue to her being a troll. She most recently let slip that she not only lives on Earth, but in Seattle, and given the coincidence that John and the rest of their online friend group are in the city for a convention, he had thought he might be able to convince her to come meet them in a public space, if she was still afraid they might not be who they say they are.

But John is beginning to wonder if maybe what Callie is afraid of isn’t found in the outside world, but much, much closer to home.

Taxi Driver by Bralsra

You're Eridan Ampora. Human, alike everyone else. Taxi driver and man per obligation.

Winner of the Eridan Award for Angstiest Cameo Winner of the Eridan Award for Most Dramatic Cameo Winner of the Eridan Award for Most Violent Cameo