#aqua is blorbo. that is all.

[mays-random-fandom-reblogs]

So I read oshi no ko

[sharksa-shivers]

Current height chart (minus 2 derpos tho)

needa redesign

-Pink Fin

-Amber

And probably Angel (but her art on here rn will be fine for now lol)

But yee!!! Heights for everyone in the Campsite crew rn lol.

You may also have all their orientations too lol, don't say i never did nothin for ya :p (She/they pronouns for Aqua to clarify lol...So ye...)

[betaadmin]

he is still the most specialest boy in the world. to me.

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

THIS WEEK’S EPISODE OF NXTB (Next X-Treme Tumblr Blorbo)

THE NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH

For the main event of this week’s episode of NXTB, North American Champion Kazuma Satou (Konosuba) is defending his title against the challenger, Soul Evans (Soul Eater). Kazuma is being accompanied to the ring by his party - Megumin, Aqua, and Darkness. Soul is being accompanied to the ring by Maka Albarn.

EDIT: Second-to-last option should read “Soul wins (Maka distracts Kazuma)”. Typo!

[pokemonedits-outofcontext]

Bonus round, courtesy of my friends egging me on and your submissions. Nobody's safe.

No April Fool's edit. All I have are these normal screenshots that haven't at all been tampered with or uncomfortably colorswapped.

[fancyfade]

19, 22, 24 and 38 :) Have a nice day.

ok i tried to find the last ask game i reblogged hopefully these were it :P

19 favorite superhero family

hmmm this one is hard.

probably batfam, just based on focus and blorbos :P (though they also have so many comics so its easy to continue the focus)

I say it's hard because I did get possessed to read every single aqua solo title that existed. but also batman has way more so even if i was possessed to read every battitle ever i would not be able to...

22 favorite robin

Damian obviously :P Best Robin of all time 0 competition whatsoever.

24 if you had total control what would you change?

okay total control SO MUCH IS GOING TO CHANGE

OK just starting a list.

Give Wonderfam and Aquafam 2 monthly titles like Batman and Superman have. Wonder Woman for main Diana stuff, Sensation comics for Wonderfam, Aquaman for main arthur stuff, Adventure comics for aquafam

Limit # of Battitles. Bruce as Batman does not need multiple titles

Set a new Chronicles of Atlantis (not my original idea but i like it) to synthesize pre new 52 aquaman lore and post new 52 aquaman lore and establish what is canon b/c I DONT THINK ANY AQUA WRITER ACTUALLY KNOWS ATM

Honestly like... get rid of most of Zdarsky's batman run. You may notice lots of Retcons here but like. what does Zdarskys's batman run bring, in tone, that 'Tec does not do 40000 times better? It also cannot exist simultaneously with 'tec. only one of these stories can exist in current canon, and only one of them is good, so ... goodbye zdarsky's batrun.

New 52 onward garth is just an OC or guy from another universe (whatever they did with new 52 roy) and real garth with his character development is going to come back

Babs - some retcons. Either a similar thing with new 52 onwards babs just being misfit with amnesia (a headcanon I saw that I liked) or giving some new 52 Babs as Batgirl plots to Steph, keeping oracle stuff as Babs, and have Babs back as a para in her wheelchair and Oracle with her character development intact

Retcon all of the character assassination associated with Glass's run on Teen Titans 2016. no half-assed williamson stuff like 'uwu he was sad because of alfred's death'. actual retcons.

Retcon Morrison Talia and re-write Damian's childhood to be done mostly without Talia before he was 8 and she just was not aware of his existence due to (shenanigans). I'm doing my own shot at this in my fic The Way My Mother Didn't Raise me (link)

Give Tim Drake a character arc to make him move on from Robin for real.

probably more but i dont want this post to be 400000 words long

38 - who do you think is the most overlooked and underused character?

you know i am gonna go with helena kosmatos. even in the team comic she was introduced in she was quickly shoved to the side to be a love interest for a boring guy.

but like. how is a teenager girl with murderous rage that granted her superpowers due to furies not fun? do people remember being a teenage girl? also shes kind of indirectly* responsible for her brother's death after she blames him for their mom's death when their mom finds out he was collaborating with nazis. there's a lot of angst potential here.

*I say indirectly b/c it was unclear how much was tisiphone possessing her, while she expressed desire for her brother's death verbally i'm p sure she was very much tisiphone at that time

ty for asks!

[iranianbae]

Was tagged by @agentperezbian !!

here's 5 blorbos of mine:

I tag @heywizards @hiponimia @gaysandaliens @biranian @sy--kh @shadowplot and whoever sees this and wants to do it!

[aihoshiino]

what are your thoughts on kana and if aka will actually let her find out about the revenge plot eventually

kana my love

Imo, it's pretty inevitable that Kana is going to find out about Aqua's revenge plan - it feels very intentional that the movie arc is pretty much the first time he's been willing to actively involve and manipulate Kana specifically for his own ends and I don't think it's a coincidence that this is only happening now Aqua is at his lowest point. Involving Kana to such a degree really feels like Aqua choosing to cross a line he had previously drawn for himself in terms of involving Kana directly with his revenge.

After all, I don't think it's accidental or due to a lack of focus that Kana has largely remained ignorant to this side of Aqua - rather, I think it's representative of the fact that Kana and his friendship with her is, in a lot of ways, a sort of refuge for Aqua, a window into a life as a normal teenager. As he himself put it all the way back in chapter 30, Kana is one of the few people in his life Aqua feels he can talk to without any manipulation or ulterior motives and it's clear he deeply values this aspect of their relationship. Through Kana, a lot of Aqua's worst traits are sort of filtered through a brighter, kinder lens and she brings a lot of his better traits out of him - his playful sense of humour, his sense of care and duty to the people around him, that sort of thing. Even the parts of himself he hates are softened a bit. For the like, five of you who occupy the middle of the "Oshi no Ko enjoyer" and "Umineko Enjoyer" Venn diagram, through Aqua and Kana's friendship, we (and arguably Aqua) are able to see him with love.

It's why I think it's not just inevitable but outright necessary that Kana find out about everything going on with Aqua. Aqua's arc during this stretch of the manga has been about him desecrating all his most important relationships and finally crossing the line in actively manipulating and involving Kana is part of that desecration. It's such a big shift in the status quo of their relationship that it necessitates Kana being given the information necessary to join everyone else in shaking him and going STOP RUINING YOUR LIFE, DIPSHIT!!!!

Anyway uh as you can probably tell by all that, I really like Kana! She's probably my favourite member of the cast who is not Ai and I think it's partially because her arc hits on a lot of similar beats to the ones that made Ai so compelling for me. She is definitely not on the same level of Brain Melting Blorbo as Ai obviously is for me lol but she touches on those same issues of lingering damage caused by childhood abuse, exploitation and abandonment and the kinds of things that pain does to you as you grow up. She engages with these themes in a way that is distinct enough from Ai to feel refreshing and honest while also, imo, being in conversation with it enough that it all coheres quite nicely.

I also just think she's fun and cute! The anime in general and its handling of the material is what finally made me really click with Oshi no Ko and Kana is, imo, second only to Ai in being the best served by the adaptation. She's plenty fun in the manga obviously but the anime puts a really tangible amount of love and care into its portrayal of her and does so many fun and cute things with her character acting it's really hard not to be endeared to her. I liked her fine during my first pass of the manga but it was definitely the anime that turned me into a card carrying Arima Kana Enjoyer. A big part of what has me so excited about season 2 is knowing that some of her best moments after going to get that same loving treatment and I can't wait to see it!

[rubykgrant]

To my friends and followers who don't watch RVB, but have been dragged along for the ride, here's a fun game! Using these templates, tell me what you "know" about these blorbos, based on all my nonsense you were exposed to (I'm sorry); what are their names? What kind of personality do they have? Make a guess about this (literal) rainbow of gender/sexuality, which one is a ghost and which one is a robot, are any of them actually good at doing cool fighting stuff, who gives you the autistic vibes, assign somebody as a catboy, who's wanted for murder, share some funny facts that might be incorrect (which is even funnier), or just point to the one I'm the most annoying about! It's OK, I know... just have fun, tell me what you think, or what you assume from vague second-hand knowledge!

First row; Light-Blue Armor (yes, there's 2 of him... sometimes more), Aqua (teal/turquoise/cyan) Armor, True-Blue Armor, Yellow Armor

Second row; Red Armor, Brown Armor, Maroon (magenta/dark-red) Armor, Orange Armor, Pink Armor

Third row; Black Armor, Black (with Yellow Stripes) Armor, Aqua Armor 2 Electric Boogaloo, Purple Armor and Purple Armor again (also 2 of him)

[smosh-fessions]

you keep saying "people like me" like you've decided something for me without knowing me. if I tell you I'm aspec at this point, would it even matter to you?

I'll say it again, a massive misunderstanding happened here, because I thought I was in a space where people could act like adults and share thoughts. clearly that's not true! the moment you thought someone was going after your blorbo, you got defensive and catty, even though I wasn't going after him. my intention definitely wasn't to erase or invalidate anything, all I said was that I didn't get the same message from something he said. I don't understand why you can't handle that, but it's not an attack on anyone to just think differently.

No, the moment you started refusing to listen to the words someone used to explain their own identity is when I said fuck this. I'm not some crazy Damien fan. I don't care who it is. You don't get to debate someone's identity. You started this, word for word with "I'm hearing" and then proceeded to say exactly the opposite of the words that came from his mouth. That is absolutely an attack on someone's identity.

If someone tells you they're blue, you don't get to tell them they actually meant aqua. If they meant aqua they'd say aqua.

If you are aspec, you still don't get to tell people they don't get to explain themselves using the SAM. You don't get the right to pick that apart because it isn't the language you would use.

People like you also literally just means those who think they have a right to debate someone's identity, especially after they've told you what it is in their own words.

[lore-gore]

For @notsosmallbean I have a cringe Ride The Cyclone x Nerdy Prudes Must Die Fic, set in the timeline where Karnak failed, featuring Jane being The Lords in Black blorbo, transgirl Ricky, a bit of perfectdolls, and Constance getting the revenge she deserves. Enjoy and happy holidays!

The choir gathered around the book.

Constance began. "We invoke the names... "

The choir followed. "Pokotho. Bliklotep."

They paused as whispers answered back.

"Pokotho, Bliklotep, T'noy Karaxis, Nibblenephim. Pokotho, Bliklotep, T'noy Karaxis, Nibblenephim."

They continued. "T'noy Karaxis."

The book began to glow and change colors.

"Pokotho, Bliklotep, T'noy Karaxis, Nibblenephim..."

"Nibblenephim."

"Pokotho, Bliklotep, T'noy Karaxis, Nibblenephim. Pokotho, Bliklotep, T'noy Karaxis, Nibblenephim. Wiggog, Wiggog Y'wrath, Wiggog, Wiggog Y'wrath."

"Wiggog Wiggog Y'wrath."

"Pokotho, Bliklotep, T'noy Karaxis, Nibblenephim. Wiggog, Wiggog Y'wrath, Wiggog, Wiggog Y'wrath. Pokotho, Bliklotep, T'noy Karaxis, Nibblenephim. Wiggog, Wiggog Y'wrath, Wiggog, Wiggog Y'wrath. Pokotho, Bliklotep, T'noy Karaxis, Nibblenephim. Wiggog, Wiggog Y'wrath, Wiggog, Wiggog Y'wrath."

Savannah spoke up. "Did it work?"

Suddenly a voice boomed out. "Hello friendy-wends."

Giggles surrounded them as several figures appeared. They began to sing.

"Out of the depths of Hell and back,

Us spawn of the black and white,

Cover our souls with robes of black,

And take up the arms of night,

Nibbly wants his sacrifice,

And Wiggly wants his wrath,

We dance around the pentagram,

And take all our kingdoms back"

"Babble the spell that gets it done,

Babble it on command,

Won't stop until all the blood is drawn,

The Lords in Black demand,"

"You summon us once,

You summon us twice,

You gamble it all on the roll of a dice"

"La-la-la-la la

La-la-la-la"

"The devil has won,

It can't be undone,

The book has all but closed on your life"

"The Lords in Black, ah!

The Lords in Black, ah!"

"Ah, Jane Doe, we finally meet." Said the green one. He had green hair and green eyes and wore a green cardigan with some black dots here and there and a big W on the left side and some white stripes on the left sleeve over a shiny green suit with a striped beige tie, chartreuse converses, and a gold plastic crown with fake jewels.

"She looks even cuter in person!" Said the purple one. He had long curled orange and yellow hair and wore a purple hoodie with a pink furry patch on the stomach over shiny purple leggings, shiny purple platform lace-up boots, purple tinted sunglasses with bedazzled lavender frames, and purple lipstick.

"I just want to eat her up!" Said the pink one. He had long curled hot pink hair in pigtails and wore a hot pink skirt with suspenders over a light pink shirt, light pink furry sleeve warmers, hot pink fingerless gloves, sparkly pink knee high socks with white stripes on the top, pink platform boots with pink hearts on the buckles, a light pink bedazzled visor that shadowed his eyes, and hot pink lipstick. He held a giant pink lollipop.

"Can we keep her?!? Can we?!?" Said the yellow one. He had wild yellow hair with orange goggles on top and wore an orange shirt, a yellow jacket with yellow fur around the collar, yellow cargo pants, and yellow boots with orange laces. He held a strange box.

"She's quite... Entertaining." Said the blue one. He had blue goo dripping down his face and wore a blue beret, an aqua shirt, a sparkly indigo jacket with blue fur on the collar and cuffs, blue pants, and blue shoes. He held a dirty and cracked white mask with big eyes and a mouth set in a permanent 'o'.

Ocean put her arm protectively in front of Jane.

"Are you- The Lords in Black?" Asked Constance.

They began to chant again.

"Out of the depths of hell and back,

We've traveled very far,

Cover our souls in robes of black,

The Lords in Black we are"

The green one, who seemed to be "Wiggly", spoke again. "Don't be so formal Connie. We're all pally-wals here. I mean look at us. We even hold court in your own tongue and form! Go Uranium!"

The rest of the Lords laughed at this.

"Our true forms would melt your minds." The blue one added.

"Don't frighten them, Pokey, you nasty boy!" Wiggly responded.

"We need the carnie brought to us. We heard- You could help us."

"The Lords in Black will help you yes,

You stupid silly girl,

Why help you with the Carnieman,

When we could help the world"

"Hmm we could. We could lure him here. But why?" Said Wiggly.

"We want... To kill him." Said Constance. She clenched her fist, rage bubbling.

"I want to see that!" Said the purple one.

"We'll give you whatever you want!" Said Constance.

"Whatever we want?" Said Wiggly.

"Whatever we want we want,

Whatever we want we get,

Whatever you want you want you want,

Forever in our debt"

"So. What do you want from us?"

"Nothing you aren't already giving us, Constance." Said Wiggly, smiling.

"What does that mean-" Said Constance, but by then they were already exiting.

"The Lords in Black,

The Lords in Black call us"

"Out of the depths of Hell and back,

Us spawn of the black and white,

Cover our souls with robes of black,

And take up the arms of night,

You summon us once,

You summon us twice,

You gamble it all on the roll of a dice!"

"La-la-la-la la,

La-la-la-la"

"The devil has won,

It can't be undone,

The book has all but closed on your life"

"The Lords in Black, ah!

The Lords in Black, ah!"

They laughed, disappearing, leaving them alone once again in the abandoned fair.

@rtc-secret-santa-event

[summerlycoris]

Annon-Guy: As fellow Dawn of the New World fan, what do you think of the main characters introduced in that game?

Specifically Emil, Ratatosk, Marta, Tenebrae, Richter, Aqua, Alice and Decus.

Its been forever since ive played dotnw, so i might mess up small details. (I want to play it again- but am procrastinating playing symphonia orz)

Emil- the twist with him was so good. Kinda similar to Lukes twist in tota, except a bit more tragic because. The real Emil Castnagier is dead from the palmacosta fire. And Aster is dead because of Ratatosk.

But... he's still the real Emil. Even if his life was a lie. Even if his memories of his past were fake. The memories he made with Marta, Tenebrae, and everyone were real.

Ratatosk- I cant really remember a tonne about him individually tbh. Only that he improves over the course of the story, and becomes a much better teammate to Marta and Tenebrae.

Speaking of- Marta- shes a lot of fun honestly. The quips between her and tenebrae were perfect. And her character was also really cool- going up against her dad and the vanguard, all to try and save ratatosk. Shes cool.

Also, shes got tokunaga on her backpack. Any fan of Best Abyss Character, Anise Tatlin, is a friend of mine! (joke)(kinda)(i probably would like any Anise fan unless they were murderers or something like that.)

Tenebrae- brillient honestly. After playing tota, i can see the Jade influence loud and clear. And then you get to the twist and realise- he was in on it! He knew what was going on... owwie my heart. I see his reasoning for staying silent though. Just. Ow.

Richter- gay gay homosexual gay- sorry Richter, but its true!

On a serious note. God his situation is tragic. Seeing his dead best friend in Emil- and still seeing fit to be nice to Emil, and help him out? Despite knowing that this is really ratatosk? Amnesiatically piloting a copy of his best friends body? Ow owow ow ow. That got to me when i was sixteen (still kinda gets to me tbh) why? Because he believed in Emil being Emil.

Im sorry, I just need a minute.

Aqua- another one I dont remember a tonne about. She was really loyal to Richter- even above his own desires at times iirc.

And now, for my absolute blorbo from this game...

Alice- my silliest little meow meow who has done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG EVER FIGHT ME ABOUT IT!

(She has done everything wrong and i love her for it.)

I went fucking loopy for this girl when i was sixteen. Like, if she told me to jump off a cliff i woulda done it. I wouldve fought Decus for her heart in a heartbeat if. Yknow. I couldve ever stood a chance at winning lmao.

I did all her sidequests in a second playthrough. (Missed some time sensative ones in my first playthrough nooooo) and felt so bad for her when her backstory was revealed. I loved that sidequest where she gives an old lady from tetha hella medicine (iirc) because. It showed me just what she couldve been if only the world had been better towards her.

Shit, i even tried brainstorming some timetravel au fanfic with her when i was a teen. Glad that never got out of my head- i wouldve written it SO badly. (My writing when i was sixteen was SO SHIT OMG-)

I felt so bad for that final battle with them, where we had to kill her and Decus. And she realises she really did love him... tear my heart out too why dont you?!

I really need to replay this game honestly.

Decus- hes pretty cool honestly. I cant remember the most about him. I liked hearing his backstory. And he had a interesting character- prioritising Alice above any allegence he had to the vanguard. And yet- he played the punch clock villian. It was never personal if he had to attack Emil or Marta- just his job.

This is all ive got for now. One day i will replay it again. One day. I hope that answers your question!

[lespicybrocoli]

10 fandoms / 10 characters / 10 tags ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ

Gracias a @rainy-days-and-nights por el tag!

Cloud Strife/ Final Fantasy 7

The original blorbo, my first love (the one you never forget), my first wet and sad man, the one hero who had mental illness before it was cool (jk, however It was the first I got to know), for him I downloaded the anime OVA in a process that took 3 days and 5 hrs per day on my local internet shop and i bought the original Advent Children movie and the extended. He defined my taste in fictional men.

Uriko/ Bloody Roar 2

My first crush, she made me a furry before I even knew what a furry was, she awoke in me my taste for fighting women and catgirls. Silly little weapon of mass destruction, best girl, best playable character in Bloody Roar (yes, Im biased, no I don't look to be corrected)

Raine Sage/Tales of Symphonia

I wanted to be her when i grew up, now older I come to undestand that maybe I wanted to fu--*gets kicked*

Best archealogist, best sister, takes no ones bullshit. What the world of research needs.

Roxas/ Kingdom Hearts

Righ in my teenager era, thought it was Cloud so I looked, stayed because of the tragic existencialism, best angry boy, he has never done anything wrong on his life, kicked Riku's ass like a pro, fave resident in Sora's Heart hotel. A little gremling out for blood.

Maka Albarn/ Soul Eater

My irrevocable call that I was, in fact, not straight. The most cool female character I had ever seen, fuck the perfect stereotype (even thou she was the academic sterotype of perfect student) she was a messy bitch with angry issues and it was so fucking healing to see her being that way. Made me realice you can have a boyfriend and a nonbinary partner at the same time.

Aqua/ Kingdom Hearts

My wife, she carries the whole BBS game on her back, not because something arbitrary like most powerful keyblade wilder (which she is) nor because she is the only one who becomes master of her group (wich she does) but because she, literally, pass the whole game,pulling together the shit her idiotic himbo crush and her best friend do during all the game. Her movements while fighting are top 1000 of sexy things

Riku/ Kingdom Hearts

He is the representation of the queer journey made game character, the ironic fact that he is the closest to the mascot of all that represents capitalism is incredible good for social study. Seeing him growing on the story resonated with my growing into a lgbta+ person and now we are both happy with who we are.

Dante/ Devil May Cry

I literally buyed the whole tri-pack of the DMC saga back in 2013 when I didn't even had a PS2, just to play it in a console a friend let me borrow. All the bro dudes buying his bad boy persona when he is a fucking depressed man that only knows happiness when he has his brother back, looked for the sexyness and irreverent style, stayed for the tragic sibling drama.

Dream/ The Sandman

The blorbo that pretty much brough me back to Tumblr. Goth, sad, twink, depressed, divorced dad of one poor soul with the most toxic family ever. Neil Gaiman saw that one comic about giving robot feelings and decided to do the same with concepts. No Neil, you didn’t give it feelings, you fucked up a concept.

Loki/ Marvel MCU

Sad wet snake, with queer tendencys ignored by most of marvel who is made justice on fanart/fanfic. My favourite "redemption" trope. Mama's boy. HE USES MAGIC, CAN SHAPESHIFT AND FIGHTS WITH KNIVES. May hate the world but loves his brother, that gets me every time. I just want them to be happy

I tag @umi-umita @agent-bee @seiya-starsniper

[marcusagrippa]

hello!! I am that anon from the water ask! (also the same anon who wanted to burrow into the ground, actually!) (sorry in advance for all the links by the way…! i cannot send images through anon orz)

I personally haven’t done a lot of reading on whatever happened to the Mausoleum and its ashes in the later centuries, but from what I’ve seen, the main theory (though only a theory….) is destruction by the Visigoths…unfortunately no one (I’ve read) seems to have a super clear idea of what happened! Mostly due to an absence of concrete evidence (But if I come across anything more solid in future I will send it your way!)

OH that bit from Suetonius! Even before looking it up I was guessing whether it would be the Sunbathing Baby anecdote haha…..and ashfjfkl your sun-moon idea of the statues in the Pantheon is brilliant…

On the Pantheon, I also think it’s really interesting that it was built right opposite the Mausoleum of Augustus….(on one hand there is definitely the imperial image-making component but)…there is some sort of connection to be made (in Vibes *waves hands around due to lack of words*) between the invitation to enshrine someone in the heavens, and the material/mortal assurance of setting someone’s ashes in a place to rest for eternity (perhaps?) next to where you’ll be in future…

[Model of the Pantheon and Mausoleum positions: https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Model-depicting-Campus-Martius-with-the-Mausoleum-of-Augustus-at-the-far-end-Pantheon-in_fig8_327437132 , Model depicting Campus Martius with the Mausoleum of Augustus at the far end, Pantheon in the foreground and the Horologium and Ara Pacis in the middle.]

OHhHh the aqua virgo panel,,!! I love them so much….him in action….

Not very related but here are two other (less ancient) non-water related agrippas for your viewing pleasure…

https://images.app.goo.gl/mPhV1nK4iTf4xjaj8

This is from the facade of Gürzenich in Cologne! Made in the medieval period and thus looking very…medieval…as well

https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Rathausturm_K%C3%B6ln_-_Marcus_Vipsanius_Agrippa_-_Augustus-9899.jpg

-> the pair on the outside of the Cologne City Hall!

(Glad to hear that you enjoyed the article btw!)

OH YOURE SO RIGHT. ENSHRINING IN THE HEAVENS AND LAYING TO REST FOR ETERNITY. i cant put it into words properly either but. something something memory and genius and legacy. you protected me while you were alive and now i will protect what remains of you in death OR i will assure you will continue to defend me even after the end and you are not allowed to leave my side. idk.

thank you for the agrippas! (agrippas? agrippae? agrippi?) the cologne city hall ones are so silly...... they are just standing there......... the medieval one is cool as shit also. agrippa in full armour!!!! unstoppable (more than he already was, anyway-)

yesyes the article was awesome!! in exchange i offer this one, which i have been thinking about a lot. he was pliny's blorbo... (it also talks about his 'excessive servitude' to augustus - i've seen that phrase translated a lot of different ways but excessive servitude is. yyheah. yeah. owie.)

[yujo-nishimura]

"Told you so..." - Part 1

I have been thinking about making my own character being a logia type for a while and then I thought it would be fun to bring her into the chaos that is Impel Down. So here we go - all female characters have names and special characteristics and they might eventually end up with certain One Piece Blorbos.

Warning: Sir Crocodile x fem reader, own characters, Buggy x fem reader

This is a private ongoing fic just for me and @lostfirefly

Since tumblr doesn't let me post it privately I need to share it publicly, but feel free to scroll through the content, since this is just for our own amusement. ;)

You had fought until the bitter end but eventually you were overpowered by Marine officers. The destiny of every pirate, it seemed to you now. Without a moment's hesitation, they tied you up and brought you to Impel Down, a notorious prison renowned for its impenetrable security, where the prospect of escape appeared hopeless. You found yourself thrown into a prison cell on level 5. It was evident that your possession of the Mizu Mizu no mi powers had brought you here, as you were the one who had consumed it after all the previous users of that devil fruit had vanished. The authorities believed your powers to be unpredictable, making you a dangerous pirate captain. However, you protested vehemently when they placed you in the same cell as the former warlord, Sir Crocodile.

"Why do you have to put me in a cell with a man? Can you imagine the danger he poses to me?" you shouted, acutely aware of being the only woman on the entire Level 5, subjected to the leering gazes of the male inmates.

The guards remained silent, merely shoving you into the cell. They removed your shackles, knowing that the sea stone made your powers useless, preventing you from freeing yourself. As you glared at them, gritting your teeth, a sudden realization washed over you – the reason for their amusement became crystal clear.

Sir Crocodile had consumed the Suna Suna no mi, a sandy devil fruit that made him vulnerable to water. Placing you, a water-based Logia fruit user, in the same cell as him was a deliberate choice to neutralize both of your abilities, ensuring you couldn't engage in combat with each other.

As you thought about the pointlessness of the situation, fully aware that the sea stones restrained both your powers anyway, you settled into a secluded corner, keeping your distance from the former warlord. Uncertain if he had already noticed your presence, you remembered that you had heard tales of him but had never laid eyes on him before. 

It was not long before he became aware of your arrival. You could hear the haunting resonance of his voice as he approached, his laughter tinged with darkness.

"Well, well, if it isn't Yujo, the captain of the notorious Aqua Pirates! How did you end up here?" he taunted.

Sir Crocodile stood taller and more imposing than you had expected, his muscular frame hinting at his strength. You knew that in a physical confrontation, you would stand little chance against him.

"I don't believe I owe you an explanation," you answered shortly, showing your disinterest in conversation, yet cautious not to provoke him.

To your surprise, he leaned down toward you, his piercing purple eyes locking onto yours.

"Ah, not one for idle chatter, are you? But you certainly are pretty for a pirate captain," he remarked, a hint of amusement coloring his words.

His compliment caused a blush to creep onto your cheeks, rendering you momentarily speechless. What were his intentions and did you need to be afraid of him? 

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Several levels above, the famous Pirate Captain Buggy the clown found himself caught in a heated argument with his girlfriend, Helga. Using his devil fruit powers, he had managed to break free from a prison cell and after that liberated Helga as well. However, he was kind of bummed out to discover that she required higher security measures than he did. Disagreeing with her proposition to venture further down into the depths of Impel Down and search for a hidden underwater passage, Buggy voiced his concerns.

"Listen, cutie pie, while I respect your opinion, I highly doubt that delving deeper into this infernal place will help our escape. It would only make it easier for the warden to find us and bring us back to our cells.. or worse.," he reasoned.

Helga, however, was resolute in her stance. She countered, her voice filled with determination, "And you listen to me, stubborn Captain Buggs! Going up to higher levels is just like walking into the jaws of death. The guards have discovered your escape by now, and they will soon be pursuing both of us. I've heard rumors of an underground passage that leads directly to Marineford, an emergency escape route for Marine officials."

Buggy scoffed at first but then glanced into Helga's bright blue eyes. There was a certain look she gave him that he found impossible to resist. He adored her for her passion and unwavering resolve, and he was grateful that he wasn't the only member of his crew imprisoned in this wretched place. A mischievous smile played upon Helga's lips as she sweetly interjected, "If you agree to my plan, my darling, I promise to reward you in any way you desire."

Buggy felt his determination waver at her words, realizing he couldn't resist her charms any longer. "I can't believe I'm about to say this, but let's give your plan a shot, my dear. Lead the way," Buggy reluctantly agreed, his tone laced with a mix of surprise and resignation.

Helga's face lit up with a triumphant smile as she took Buggy's hand. Excitement gleamed in her eyes as she began to guide him through the labyrinthine corridors of Impel Down, searching for the hidden underground passage that could potentially grant them their freedom.

Downstairs at Level 5 Crocodile hat sat down next to Yujo, after realizing how uncomfortable she felt being so close to him. Amused by her discomfort, he found a new source of entertainment in teasing her. He had been imprisoned for a while and the boredom in the cell had become unbearable. Any means of distraction were just good for him, especially when it was a young girl like the captain of the Aqua pirates. 

"How did they manage to capture you?" Crocodile inquired once again, his curiosity piqued. Yujo simply shrugged, realizing that she had no choice but to play along. After all, they were both destined to be imprisoned for a considerable duration.

"I got caught off guard, probably thinking I was unbeatable. I took a break at Sabaody Island and, while I was intoxicated at a bar, I was suddenly ambushed. And as for my crew, I have no idea what happened to them..." Yujo explained with a hint of frustration.

Crocodile raised an eyebrow in disbelief. "A devil fruit user like you easily captured by the marines?"

"Hey, I enjoy my beer, okay?" she retorted sharply. "Besides, take a good look at yourself. Why is a former warlord like you in a place like this? Surely, you would be stronger than to end up here as well?"

"I have my reasons!" he grumbled, his voice sending a shiver down Yujo's spine.

"I've heard it was that little teenage straw hat," she giggled, unable to believe that a mere boy had managed to beat a formidable warlord. However, before she could finish her sentence, Crocodile, in his short temper, swiftly extended his hook, placing it beneath her chin. He forced her to meet his gaze once again.

"You're quite audacious, little missy," he remarked, his tone laced with a mix of threat and intrigue. "Do you truly believe you're in a position to speak to me like this?" His captivating purple eyes held her in their grip. Despite the cold presence of his hook against her skin, Yujo couldn't help but feel an almost mesmerizing allure emanating from him. He seemed to feel the tension and immediately let go of her, standing up. 

"Why did they have to send a girl in here, dammit?!" he muttered under his breath, his frustration evident. Crocodile then turned away and retreated to the opposite corner of the cell, putting some distance between himself and Yujo.

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Blorbos

Blorbos are a species i thought of late at night.

They are little creatures with many different forms

There is the normal Blorbo

The fluffy blorbo

The fairy Blorbo

The taily blorbo

And the aqua blorbo

The taily blorbo is close cousins with the fluffy blorbo. But make no mistake, they don't really get along that well. No one knows why yet.

The fairy blorbo is the only blorbo that has some sort of magic. Its only telekenises but its still a power none the less. Like all Blorbos, the fairy blorbo comes in many colors, they tend to be soft pastels or bold and bright. Fairy blorbos tend to be very showy. Their wings come in a variety, from butterfly wings to dragonfly wings. They can also have feathered wings but thats less common, and usually a result if a Fluffy blorbo and a Fairy blorbo.

All blorbos have a round body with thin legs. Normal blorbos tend to bounce to get from one place to another.

Depending on the blorbo, it will determine what they look like. Taily Blorbos have fluffy round bodies like Fluffy blorbos, but they have a tail in the back that is prehensile. Since the fairy blorbo is the only blorbo with arms, this comes in handy. Fairy and Normal blorbos have smooth round bodies, but a normal blorbo has more stretchy skin then a fairy blorbo as it bounces a lot. Fairy blorbos have soft smooth skin akin to a humans. Aqua blorbos have scales and two fins on the sides of their faces and webed feet to help them glide through water. They have lungs but its healthier for them to be in water so some Aqua Blorbos will wear a water helmet. Fluffy blorbos have very soft fur and delicate skin. The fur is dense and helps protect their skin, with Taily blorbos, their fur is more silky then fluffy, they have tougher skin then fluffy blorbos

Fairy blorbos tend to come with one or two sets of arms, but if a Fairy blorbo and a taily blorbo were to have a child, that child would have a mix and match of attributes, like if they had a fluffy body with wings and a set of arms. It can vary depending on who has stronger genes

Blorbos reproduce via weird stuff. Basically if they wabt to have a kid together, they find a blorbo flower. They bloom in secluded areas but they are locally grown in blorobo villages. When they get the blorbo flower, they put a part of them in the flower. Out pops two seeds, a read one and a blue one. The red one is the one they plant for a kid, and the blue one is the one they give back to the flower farmer to keep the chain of blorbo flowers going. They plant the seed and wait 9 days and then the flower sprouts out and blooms, out pops a Blorblet from the bloom.

Blorbo flowers can grow anywhere in any condition, and truely the only blorbo that can retrieve these flowers are the ones that pollinate them. This is not an uncommon job for Fairy blorbos. Not all fairy blorbos pollinate for work but a nice portion dose. Helps keep the population of blorbos alive

Whe  it comes to clothing, Blorbos tend to wear bottoms since they don't have arms to take off tops. With the exception of Fairy and Taily blorbos. The clothing is loose and easy to move around in since they use their legs all the time and some blorbos have delicate skin or extra limbs like the Fluffy blorbos, Taily blorbo and the Fairy blorbo. Some blorbos wear hats on their heads to events like weaddings or parties or to protect themselves from the sun. Fairy blorbos and Taily blorbos tend to have an easier time when it comes to clothing since they have arms/tails. Fairy blorbos tend to wear clothing that contrast their natral color very well. Scarfs, bandanas, and loose zip up hoddies are an a okay for all blorbos, But depending on if the blorbo is a Fairy or a Taily, you might want to refrain from putting a banddana on a blorbo with no arms. Taily blorbos tend to wear bandanas and loose shorts or pants with a hole in the back for their tail. Loose and comfy is the style that all blorbos go for

Normal blorbos when they sleep, they tend to sleep all huddled up together. So its very normal to see a Normal blorbos sleeping sorounded by stuffies if they live alone. Same with normal blorblets

Fluffy blorbos sleep in piles together, but if a Fluffy blorbo lives alone, they don't mind sleeping in a bed one bit.

Aqua blorbos actually float when they sleep. So dont be surprised if you see a scaley blorbo's face sticking out of the water. They don't luke to sleep in their houses for this very reason, But aqua blorblets do, since they haven't learned to swim and they dont have that air bubble in thair body to make them float in the water yet, so they have no issues with sleeping in their houses

Taily blorbos sleep upside down useing thsir tails. They do this for naps or long sleeps. They have bars in their rooms with a bed underneath, so that if they slip and fall on accident  they wont be hurt. This is usually for young Blorblets and older blorbos or taily blorbos who have bad tail contorol

And Fairy blorbos sleep in little beds in their houses. They don't sleeo with someone else unless married or in a relationship. They are simple blorbos with simple blorbo needs.

Blorblets dont have much difference from adult blorbos, but they are a bit paler in color and it brightens as they get older.

When blorbos want to get married, they do it penguin style. They find a rock, not just any rock, a rock that they know their partner would say yes too since the rock reminded them of themselves. A lot of detail goes into the rock. They will get it engeaved with their partners name and then present the rock. If they like it, they get married. And to show two blorbos are married, they wear silicone rings on their ankels that match their partners color.