#apparentlynot

[grotius]

I WASNT EXPECTING THAT IM SORRY?????

[dusk-warriors]

The houses as dumb shit I've done :

Gryffindor :

In 4th grade I saw a guy in my class shove half an orange into his mouth at once. Decided that I needed to outdo him, so I proceeded to shove an entire orange into my mouth and then eat it while looking him dead in the eyes.

Ravenclaw :

Got into some big ass trouble with my parents and when my mom threatened to beat my ass I told her I'd call CPS if she did and that I'd get her locked up for child abuse. I was six.

Slytherin :

Manged to lie and deceive my way all the way through 9th and 10th grade without doing my homework at home even once.

Hufflepuff :

Let all the people seated in the same row as me copy off of me in a test cause they asked nicely, and subsequently managed to be the only one not in trouble cause my teacher was amazed by how utterly dumb and kind that was.

[chasingtidesandtumbleweeds]

lotus feet.. 🤗😅 #itwasfunnyinmyhead #apparentlynot https://www.instagram.com/p/B5WYT2Ug00v/?igshid=mu1ye59oiqt0

[asparagien]

Inktober Day 2

[dangrmuffin]

Day 3 Another scorcher. We old and can't hang so we out @bourbonandbeyond #areyoureadytofestival #apparentlynot #iheartky https://www.instagram.com/p/B2uxsOqlzxM/?igshid=8729fvt0palp

[therealagbeast]

..that’s an option? #Thursday #PreFriday #FridayEve #QuittinTime #LeaveTheBoardRoomBehind #ApparentlyNot #saysWHO? #ThejOker #MistaJ #TheChairmanOfTheBoard? #WrongBoard? #YouTellHim #DCComics #DCUniverse #ComicBooks #ComicArt #jOkerGoals #wOrkGoals? #sameSame? #Meanwhile #TomorrowWeFRIDAY https://www.instagram.com/p/B2UxgAUgwHN/?igshid=2lh96gz0sxse

[jessiejoco-blog]

Early morning wrestling match❤ #sydney #five #wrestling #theyloveeachother #myfurbabies🐾 #ithoughtitwouldbequiet #apparentlynot #earlymornings https://www.instagram.com/p/BsaZf-tl6Q9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=g4rk0t1p50t2

[snail-friends]

This snail has been waiting its whole life and still no one has ever knit it a sweater. It like, does anyone even care? #apparentlynot #snail #snailfriends

[agreat-perhaps98]

I thought I was supposed to kinda like my first job??? 

[bayojan-archive]

u cant hav ur main character based in a fictional tribe using traits of native cultures (with a specific one named????? especially??) and have them look super white lmao

[eddiethehead-uwu]

so I wanted to post a stimboard on my furby side blog but like tumblr won’t let me post it no matter what, it’s not the first time this happens either what the fuck???? it’s very irritating,,,

scREW IT IM TAGGING YALL. @support @staff

[squeakpippa]

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Behind the scenes: my sister and I pick at each other constantly! She has MY bone, and I’m throwing a tantrum about it! Sure, there are other bones on the bed, but I MUST have the bone that she has, whichever bone that may be! 😂 #sassydog #spoileddog #tempertantrum #dogswhotalkback #dogsthattalkback #sassafras #dogdiva #dramaqueen #dramaqueendog #dogdramaqueen #saddog #maddog #upset #drivingmamacrazy #mamaisalreadycrazyenoughasitis #girldogs #neveradullmoment #cantwealljustgetalong #apparentlynot #familyfeud #siblingrivalry #crazydogs #craziness #battleofthewills #poormama #alldayeveryday #cutedogvideos #cutedogvideo #cutedogs #cutedogsofig (at Mooresville, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/CD5HEC_jkAA/?igshid=1wc5rs9sduewp

[trappedinmyownmind10]

Nothing hurts more than someone who was in and out of your life for 8 years believing a lie that was said...do you even know me at all???

[ssaassbitches]

Amelie: Someone has to date me eventually right??

Amelie: this is really funny because I posted this two years ago and no, apparently not.

[reloveoxley]

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Most People would assume my Horn Blowing Skills would be Exceptional #apparentlynot #alliknowisineedtogiveupthefags #relovemusicweek #trumpet #blowingmylittleheartout #vintage #instruments #ivegottadothesebeforeweopensoidontaffronttheclientel #retro #randomwares #imalottlemoredeaffromthis #hornblowingforpeace #reloveoxley #brisbanesbiggestrange #oxleybestbrew #open7days #comeforablow https://www.instagram.com/p/Byi1UyhA8o5/?igshid=c832sq8mgwsz

[hopelessly-written]

Why, yes I did dress as Captain America for Halloween. And, also yes, I then went to vote early still dressed as Captain America. It seemed like the right thing to do. (Bonus yes: my friend in the Navy says I need to learn to salute properly) . . #happyhalloween #halloween2018 #captainamerica #earlyvoting #isthishowyousalute #apparentlynot #marvel https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpn8afknzW-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1upsv7dksox6i