#appalling artist

[gmalaart]

A working Darcy commissioned by @waterlogged-detective <3

[waterlogged-detective]

Name/Title: Darcy Doe the Appalling Artist

Pronouns: He/Him

Referred to as: That Bastard

Profession: Enforcer

Closest to: Tomb Colonies

Ambition: Heart's Desire

Associated Stats: Persuasive, Dangerous, Monstrous Anatomy

Associated Quirks: Hedonist, Ruthless, Daring

Destiny: The Memory

Personality: Goes out of his way to inconvenience everyone for his own amusement and curiosity. All around bastard who thinks being a bastard is funny. Subsists almost entirely on tobacco and sugar.

Background: All of what could be written here are lies.

[orangejuice2004]

the demon of babylon disguises himself with the coat of the righteous

[scrimblyscrorblo]

Just a lil’ thought I had

They get kidnapped on a mission and they’re just bored out of their minds, Poe is the guy telling the kidnapper they’re doing it wrong and then a rally gives them constructive critisism (that they don’t listen to)

[beastwhimsy]

why is he called alphabittle when he has nothing to do with alphabets like the G3 pony he's named after..... hasbro hire me I can fix him I promise

[strawberrinoz]

dutch my man do i have some news for you

[lurking-latinist]

I'm reading a mediocre, rather melodramatic novel from the 1880s--family scandals, secret heirs, all that sort of thing. There's two cousins, Georgina and Lucy. Georgina is married, Lucy isn't; Lucy gets pregnant, and they pass off the baby as Georgina's, to everyone, even her husband (he was out of the country). They name him Lucius. Later Georgina has a child of her own. They name him George. I don't think these people are very good at keeping secrets.

[furbyeggs]

drew a thing or something i suppose

[plausible-possible-perhaps]

Catwoman in creature-mode

Batman: Gotham After Midnight

[pandapear-art]

Compromise: the randomosity shirt is sleepwear

[xannerz]

i’ll be completely honest i’ve seen how some people receive gift art (whether as a surprise or thru a community event), and the clipped “aw cute, thanks!”-tier responses are always a little jarring to me lmao. maybe at least compliment something you like about it. i am aware that there are at least some people out there who will try to ingratiate others with gift art, and it’s pretty off-putting/obvious, but not always. Give some grace/show appreciation when you can, it goes a long way.

[dmitryanya]

spotify wrapped is so funny because in my case its like 'here wanna see the 5 songs i listened to on loop the most'

[waterlogged-detective]

Some boys my friend Jaladyala drew for me 😭

[chatonnoir]

are you excited for s6 tho

Not interested in seeing plot lines - that by all accounts should have had payoff and resolved this season - be artificially extended for the painfully obvious purpose of maintaining viewer interest (aka $$$) in seasons 6 onwards because the writers are too insecure in their own creation to have faith in people just being invested in the characters and world and wanting to see them go on new personal journeys and instead are relying on rinsing and repeating and dragging out the same old drama that has become their crutch. Not interested in watching Adrienette tragically speedrun becoming the worst relationship of the lovesquare and a joke of a romance and a mountain of wasted potential while Adrienette fangirls insist that its soooo sweet and well done and not at all asinine writing because they're happy they got their self-insert wish-fulfillment Harry Styles x Reader fanfic plotline. Said Adrienette fangirls will repeatedly say "OBVIOUSLY its was ALWAYS going to play out like this if you ACTUALLY paid attention, ur just mad it wasn't ur ship 💅😌" any time someone complains even a little about it but for those of us that did actually pay attention to the themes and progression, knowing that season 5 was always said to be the series finale and the end of the hawkmoth plot and the end of astruc's original story for Miraculous Ladybug before the series was slated for more seasons, and knowing there are even people who said they were planning to stop watching after season 5 because they only want to see the original storyline through to its end, season 5 as it is now would be a baffling joke of a series finale. It's not fit to be a series finale at all. This season is rushed and disjointed and baffling in how it abandons the themes that were just being emphasized in season 4 and frankly it should be obvious to anyone with half a functioning braincell who watches this season through to its end that this season was not actually oBvIoUsLy ALwAyS intended to be written like this and that things were changed and rewritten for the very purpose of not letting many of its established plot threads payoff and satisfyingly resolve because they need to maintain the forced drama and suspense to maintain their viewerbase. I'm not interested in watching characters and relationships and a story I loved be butchered and watch the same issues that should've resolved already continue to be issues that no characters learn from all for the purpose of keeping this show as a cashcow for another 8 years.

[thesunsethour]

as someone who loves music and controversy and a good list i am awaiting the apple music official top 10 albums of all time with great trepidation and excitement

[itstimeforstarwars]

Nobody should be surprised when I draw or write a character and make them more creaturey. My two main fandoms are a franchise about aliens and a book series where the only human looking one has 34 siblings with antennae and tails. Join me in the bliss of being braver and weirder than the powers that be.