#aph oklahoma

[shitty-show-central]

More shitty hetalia memes

[simple-persica]

--Later that day--

Having agency is a big deal when you're so young

[hetastates]

Southwest Sunday!

What each (Southwest) state would be doing on a Random Night in the middle of July

Arizona: Nobody knows. Nobody has heard from Arizona in many days. Arizona has, long ago, gone off the grid, presumed to be roaming the desert somewhere. She'll resurface one of these days, fingers crossed. She was last seen walking at night on Highway 179 just outside Sedona. There was little concern because she does this pretty much annually.

New Mexico: To just about seven people's surprise, definitely not alien hunting. There are too many UFOs in the dang state anyway. It’s all tourist stuff, in her opinion. She’s sitting on her floor, most likely, because it's nice and chilly there. The curtains are drawn so as to not let in the sun. And no (and don’t ask her again), she’s not doing anything Breaking Bad-y. She may or may not garden later — depends if her flowers are going to get stolen again.

Oklahoma: (Hopefully) seeing the very last of the tornadoes this year. Most definitely complaining about how hot it is — and wearing a pair of jeans and possibly even a jean jacket all the same. For the billionth time, he’s "trying" to barbecue corn, despite having already perfected it ages ago. Year-round he claims that he doesn’t cook, but he’s been reprimanded multiple times for being "too busy grilling" to come into work.

Texas: Honestly, what is Texas not doing? Just last night he was hauled off by a state trooper because he was found poking out the tires of an F-150 with a barbecue skewer in a Whataburger parking lot (coincidentally, right across the street from Denny's — of course). When asked "Don’t you love F-150s?" he responded with, "Not when they’re more lifted than mine." His bail can be found at goddammittexasnotagain .com.

[zombieplaguedoc]

After seeing a few Hetalia Oklahoma OCs and being just a teensy bit dissatisfied with them all, I'm gonna make my own Oklahoma OC and I'm gonna make them a southern Greaser. Because The Outsiders.

[objection-zero]

Montana:

- A real mountaineer, Montana spends most of her time hiking or camping. She won't respond to emails for weeks at a time because she is one with nature

- Will often go on adventures with Idaho.

Washington:

- Very bright and friendly! If a bit awkward and nerdy.

- She's always down to socialize and her and California hang out a bunch to annoy Oregon.

- Her cupboard consists of only green clothes.

Idaho:

- I like to think he commits to the bit. Carries potatoes with him everywhere.

- He does own a potato farm after all.

- Very stupid, does stupid stuff whenever he's out and about.

Wyoming:

- While I reject the canon that people forget about Canada, I do 100% apply that to Wyoming. She gets bumped into constantly and everyone forgets about her all the time.

- She's the BIGGEST lebsian on Earth. This girl LOVES women

Utah:

- Very complicated relationship with religion.

- Wears long dresses and follows typical Mormon rules, although legally she's not a Mormon.

- Her hair grows in unnatural colors due to the salt content in her salt lake. As a religious person, however, she does her best to hide it, bleaching her hair.

Oklahoma:

- Dusty boy! He shakes his hair and dust goes everywhere. He's actually very blond but you'd never know.

- Very big sportsman! He's pretty good at just about every Summer Sport.

- Hangs out with New Mexico and Arizona a lot. He hates Texas.

New Mexico:

- He used to be a very suave, very out there guy, but is now very reserved.

- He prefers a simple life but struggles a lot with it. Used to be best friends with Texas.

- He hangs out with Oklahoma and Arizona all the time.

Arizona:

- Very bright and sunny, she's very sweet.

- Her body temperature is very high and if you touch her for too long you will burn your hand.

- She's fallen in the grand canyon so many times that she's basically immune to fall damage now.

Alaska:

- Very intimidating. Her presence alone can stress people out.

- Texas likes to pick fights with her, but he'll usually back down.

- She has a cabin in the woods and a pack of sled dogs. She lives a solitary life.

- When she gets bored though, she'll spend time with Hawai'i.

Hawai'i:

- There's a precolonization Hawai'i and a colonized Hawai'i. Both are alive and are close.

- Legally, she does have the Jones last name on paperwork but she doesn't identify with it.

- Pretty chill and kind, but really dislikes tourists.

- She and Nevada get along great.

That's all the states! Check the reposts for the other states!

This was a project two months in the making and I have SO MANY thoughts about these guys!!

What if I showed you guys my Hetalia OCs for the 50 states that I've been working on for the past 2 months?

👀👀

Delaware:

- Overly stressed all the time, he has a complex where he needs to feel important. So he opts to do work that would normally fall on the other 49 so he can seem important to them.

- He's the busyman of Delmarva, he gets everything squared away.

- He has the biggest, most effective puppy dog eyes in the world. They're just big and sad and it's hard to say no!

Pennsylvania:

- Very active, has a gym in her home for sure even though she prefers to go outside and work out.

- She and Delaware are very close, as the first two states they became good friends (and New Jersey!). She does her best to protect Delaware when she can.

- Very straightforward, she doesn't mess around. You always know what to expect from her.

New Jersey:

- Loud. So very loud. Always wearing gaudy makeup and unappealing clothing.

- She's very loyal as a friend though–her and New York hang out constantly, with half of their time dedicated to debating something or other loud enough for everyone around them to hear.

- She and New York have been in a battle over the ownership of the Statue of Liberty for a long time. Since the statue is technically on an island that belongs to her, but New York will not give it up. She owns the gift shop.

Georgia:

- One of my favorite states, I love her and her design very dearly.

- I like to think of her as a Mary Sue type, where she's always busy and has an overwhelming amount of work to handle, but she does it all so easily and so effectively that you'd never guess how much she does.

- Also, she owns a peach orchid absolutely.

Connecticut:

- "Um, actually—🤓👆" embodied.

- Everyone is sick of how entitled he is, because he acts like he's so much more intelligent than everyone.

- Which is funny because he is really really smart, but still not as smart as he pretends to act.

- He's one of the only states that's friends with Ohio.

Massachusetts:

- Do not utter the word "revolution" around this man or he will go nuts.

- Very quick to act, very quick to anger. He likes to set things on fire—he always carries a lighter on him— and argue. If he ever came face to face with England, it would probably go very badly.

- He despises tea, to the point he physically cannot drink it.

Maryland:

- The mediator of Delmarva, this man is the master of solving problems. He's the sweetest.

- Also, the best chef in the country aside from Louisiana and I cannot stress that enough. You know this man has a BIG kitchen in his house.

South Carolina:

- The bimbo of the country okay.

- I just love the idea of her being so determined to be a farmer, but struggling so much because she's just not designed to be a farmer. But she won't give up even though she probably should.

- She's good friends with Georgia but her and North Carolina definitely have a rivalry going on.

New Hampshire:

- Can this man calm down? Please?

- He basically bounces off the walls, definitely has ADHD, and always down to do somethint stupid.

- He spends a good portion of his time bugging Vermont because she's easy to annoy. New Hampshire and Vermont are very close though. The siblings ever.

Virginia:

- I had to make one of them emo okay.

- She's the confident leader of Delmarva for sure. As the first state colonized, she's got a good heart for leadership. She's the state that works the closest with America directly.

- Despite being emo, she's very sweet.

Ahhh Image limit. Check repost for the other states!

[betty-bourgeoisie]

Probably my most unpopular Alfred headcanon is that he didn't participate in the roaring 20's at all because he was busy being a farmer in Oklahoma that decade

[thatsamericano]

Texas: My worst trauma is when Oklahoma tried to murder me during a tornado.

Oklahoma: I didn’t try to murder you... I just didn’t try to save you.

Kansas, with a very fake smile: I love your friendship, guys!

[missmagicandlight]

Everyone is just freaked the hell out by Oklahoma watching tornados on her back porch.

Theo, tornado watching: this is fine

Mindy: uh, NO

Austin: look just let him have this one, it’s one of his less dangerous hobbies

[incorrectaphstatequotes]

Oklahoma: *Threatening the other states with a paintball gun* Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

*Proceeds to shoot all of them*

[linkinaboxx]

Oklahoma - He’s engetic but his hearing is a little rough

West Virgina - A child whom screams with Rhode Island

Vermont - The younger sister of Vermont Republic is quite but can climb pretty much anything

Texas republic - Bad hearing, bad eye sight and a lover of BBQ and TexMex

[incorrect-states-quotes]

Texas: Alright, so you and I are married.

Oklahoma: We’re not married.

Texas: Relax, it’s just pretend.

Oklahoma: I don’t want to pretend.

Texas: Scared you’ll like it?

Oklahoma: Okay, if we’re married, I want a divorce.

Arkansas: Are you two like this all the time?

Louisiana, sighing: Yes, they are.

[ameridad]

kansas c3 with oklahoma d3 uwu

Two sunny sisters!

[simple-persica]

This video’s garbage but I couldn’t stop myself after remembering Armando

[iliveinaconstantstateoffire]

FL: you can literally put anything on pizza.

OK: pepperoni!

GA: lettuce

VA: onions are good, too!

NM: peppers are great on pizza

NY: I'm gonna out tomatoes on my pizza

CO: pineapple

FL: ....

FL: CO, my buddy, my dude, my person. We've talked about this. Pineapple on pizza is a crime

CO: you're outfit is a crime

FL: ...

FL: ... I still love you

CO: ...

CO: I love you, too

[aph-oklahoma-46]

Texas is too big, we ought cut it up smaller.

Petition to divide Texas up into like... 4 mini Texases

[ask-ger-and-usa-states]

Oklahoma: God hasn't killed me yet, what makes you think you can? Texas: Please get out of my house