#aot shenanigans

[quiveringdeer]

Connie has fake-proposed to Sasha at restaurants so they could get a free dessert.

the MOST CANON thing I've ever read.

[marcobodtlives]

Blood Test Shenanigans

[aot-apricity]

OK so this is mostly just silliness BUT Erwin being lowkey afraid (and therefore in awe) of Hange, and the two of them getting drunk and deciding to scare the new recruits together is legit canon in my mind now after making this.

[moonspirit]

Hello!

I just wanted to share an idea that came to my mind. Just imagine Aruani in "The Little Prince" au where Armin is the Little Prince and Annie is his precious rose.

(Btw, thank you so much for your stories, they bring so much joy!)

Oh anon T_____T this is so so so cute and heartwarming!!!

I can definitely see Armin as the little prince embarking on a long journey to learn all that the universe holds (very fitting!) and Annie being his beloved little rose. She's his favourite rose aidhjsbdjsnsbs. I could go on a rant about the Little Prince's beautiful meanings but wasn't it because of the Rose's demanding nature that the Prince left his planet? In that I guess we can draw a small parallel to Aruani wherein who they are is both the cause for their love and also their separation.

In this AU, Annie being thorny and distant serves as a catalyst for Armin to explore the planets, but on his voyage he understands that it's the same distance that softens his heart to all the memories he made with her back home. Thorny as she may have been, all that time he spent caring and tending for her, protecting her from the dangers around can only be described as love, and love is a force of nature, beyond nature. She will always be his little rose.

Distance makes the heart grow fonder, and the longing to see someone turns sweeter, ultimately encompassing the fact that for Armin, loving Annie is inevitable and also a responsibility - one he'd gladly take up to return home, back to her.

T////T I'm soft.

[sunbadger]

badly redrawing outdated memes is my new hobby

[reinedeslys-central]

when it's been so long since you've read a fic that you forget about it and you find it in the search tags and start reading it again

and it's great, if a little familiar, but you've read a lot of these sorts of fics bc you like this tag a lot, so you assume it's nothing

but then the deja vu starts adding up and you start to wonder

and then moments before the great big Plot Twist Reveal happens you're suddenly like ah hell this is the bloody sundial fic again isn't it

smh this has to be the fourth time yet

[melishade]

I got a look at your different versions of Optimus in AOT and I find it amusing that many of them have them killing Zeke Jaeger. I’d certainly like to see what G1 Optimus did when he met the Beast Titan.

Like I said in that summary from way back when, G1 Optimus would make some sort of pun, throw insults, and then throw Zeke over the Wall like it was nothing.

[quiveringdeer]

OMG OMG!!!!!!! I wonder if they'll do one for our other babes who're still alive!

New Aot Illustration!! Levi having the tiniest dog with the biggest eyes lol. Also neither he or Eren can smile 😃

*cough* Jean your dog looks a bit like a horse 🐎 *cough*

[quiveringdeer]

has no idea what the grey sweatpants ™️ be doin for folks:

bertito, shoto, toshinori, tomura, enji, chisaki, ochako's dad, yuta, higuruma, choso

objectively knows what the grey sweatpants ™️ do but oblivious to the fact they be doin it reeeeal well for them:

yuji, reiner, bakugo, tenya, armin, tetsutetsu, inasa, izuku, megumi, natsuo, shinso, tamaki, shoji, shirakumo, ijichi, tokumo ino

knows exactly what the grey sweatpants ™️ do and is making it everyone else's problem:

toji, gojo, geto, connie, porco, eren, jean, denki, sero, touya, keigo, rappa, yo shindo, inumaki, sukuna

know what the grey sweatpants ™️ do for them and everyone but is jus' wearin 'em cause they're comfy as heck:

kirishima, aizawa, mirio, twice, fatgum, tsukouchi

doesn't wear sweatpants :(

nanamin, tokoyami, kurogiri, gang orca, tokuda, best jeanist, naoya

doesn't wear sweatpants, thank the gods

nezu

[the-last-thread-of-my-sanity]

A little post-canon fic focused on Pieck and Annie’s friendship 🤗

Aruani & Jeanpiku

[joannaofarkham]

so uh....they're back :)

just click this link. not everything is back tho, idk yet if i want to repost everything.

[twpsyn-who]

Soulmate AU in which when you touch your soulmate you swap bodies. It needs to be skin on skin contact and is instant. The only way to get back in the previous body is to touch again, otherwise you're stuck like that.

No matter the body all psychological and physical damage stays with you. That means if you get hurt then swap bodies, you will still feel it despite no longer having the wounds. This is only the case of existing wounds prior to swapping ; if new wounds happen to the hurt body after the swap you won't feel them, but the person in the body when it happens will. A very complicated way of saying that you can't get away from pain by swapping bodies with your soulmate as it will follow you.

There's no known consequences to not changing bodies back once swapped, though some might get sick for a few days after swapping back if they waited a long period of time to change back (say over a month, even longer depending on individual)

Now this but, you know... JeanMarco. And of course they find out during their time in the 104th Training Corps, because there's no way their skin didn't touch at least once in +3 years of training and being as close as they are. It isn't until break when they're able to visit home that they learn what it truly means ; up until that point they used it to swap chores (is the only reason why Jean didn't try to kill Eren during their shared chores- because it was actually Marco all along). At that point they knew each other perfectly.

Of course the whole situation was a little bit awkward for both of them when returning. They probably would end up avoiding each other for a bit because teenager boys and stuff, all until someone finally got the guts to mention the tension and ask them what's wrong- which forces them to talk and stuff. Doesn't matter, this is not what I want to talk about.

But the beautiful battle of Trost and what if, hypothetical speaking of course, they touch skin after Jean gets another ODM? And they're so used with each other by now, they don't even notice until the mission is nearly done anyway. And I don't know man, the idea of Jean dying while in Marco's body? Marco (in Jean's body) saying "I need to find Marco" once the mission is a success and research for his soulmate, just for him to not find him?? Not find him until 3 days later when some of them are assigned cleaning duty in Trost and he finds his own fucking body bitten in half???

The realization that it should've been Marco who died that day, but didn't because he was in Jean's body. The realization that not only his soulmate is dead, but he's stuck living his life. He's stuck living the life Jean can't because he died in Marco's place.

SEEING YOUR DEAD SOULMATE EVERYDAY WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR. Poor Marco would most likely avoy any reflective surface for a very long time, unable to see Jean's face looking at him.

The guilt of lying to everyone, because how does one even begin to explain what's going on? Him lying to Jean's mother to protect her from the harsh truth of the reality- that her son actually died and the one in front of her was a fake.

And the sad truth is that no one would notice because they've been doing it for months already. They knew how to act like each other to perfection. Even if Marco slipped at some point no one would question it because they got many traits from each other already.

[sunbadger]

smh (lighthearted)

[underthetree845]

Headcannon that in a modern high school au setting, Sasha would meet Niccolo by being forced to help clean up after cooking club as punishment for continuously stealing the club’s ingredients as an extra snack not realizing she wasn’t allowed to. Niccolo, who is usually the one who stays back to clean because of his dedication, ends up developing feelings for Sasha over the next two weeks. (He actually didn’t like her at first). Even after her punishment is over, she’s made a habit of stopping by the cooking club to be Niccolo’s taste tester, and he’ll sometimes give her little bags of cookies or an extra dish with lunch on random days. To everyone else, their seemingly close friendship came out of nowhere.

(Also Niccolo is a transfer student from Marley Academy).

[annalyticall]

Putting together a new top 10 favorite anime list but completely forgetting Vinland Saga because I forget it's an anime half the time and see it more like a viking period drama that happens to be animated

[theearlgreymage]

“Don’t be too cross with them. They were just trying to help me after you let Lady Wald,” Levi practically spits the name on the floor, “dismiss me.” ��By the walls, you’re a jealous brat somedays,” Erwin sighs. Leaning against the side table that’s placed right beneath the window. “Are you really complaining about that?” Levi asks as he takes a couple long strides into the light. The heels of his dress shoes clicking against the flagstone floor. Erwin’s mouth is open, ready to make a quick retort, but the words die on his tongue at the sight of Levi. His Levi. In his navy blue suit with gold trimmings and buttons, sewn to fit him like a glove, shoes polished to a fine shine, and silken cravat with matching embroidery along the edges – all dressed up for him. The realization hits Erwin harder than a Titan’s jaw snapping shut. That Levi came to this event for him. That Levi is dressed in his finest for him. That Levi has blood red lips, that Erwin wanted on his own hours ago, for him. “Fuck.” “Now is that kind of language befitting the Commander of the Scouts Regime?” Levi asks as he enters Erwin’s personal space. Placing his nimble fingers that could snap anyone of Erwin’s bones on Erwin’s waist. Pushing him against the edge of the table with purpose before pushing his torso up against Erwin’s own.

I've stared at too much fanart that involves fucking lipstick. Far too much.

So this has been living in my head and taking up too much space that my other projects need. Therefore, it has been relocated from my brain to AO3.

It's a fun little holiday treat, if I do say so myself 😘

Read it here on AO3

Additional information below the cut ✂️

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Levi Ackerman/Erwin Smith, Levi Ackerman & Erwin Smith, Moblit Berner/Hange Zoë, Nanaba/Mike Zacharias

Characters: Levi Ackerman, Erwin Smith, Hange Zoë, Moblit Berner, Mike Zacharias, Nanaba (Shingeki no Kyojin)

Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, Established Relationship, Holidays, Levi's Birthday, Birthday, Lipstick, Lipstick & Lip Gloss, Messy, They're so disgustingly messy, Marking, Possessive Behavior, Blow Jobs, Come Eating, Seduction, Jealousy, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Rimming, Hand Jobs, Stripping, Love Confessions, Kissing, Neck Kissing, Rough Kissing, Oral Sex, Oral Fixation, I love these two being absolutely feral for each other, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping

Summary:

Don’t the other ladies just buy this stuff? Levi had asked once after he noticed the difference in color between his mothers lip color and the other women in the building. Most lipsticks for sale were a more muted shade of pink, mixed with rose clay or the dried roots of alkanet flowers, his mother had told him once.

She had smiled warmly at him, stroking his cheek as she answered his curious questions. Letting him snack on some of the berries that weren’t being turned to paste. They do, but I like to make it myself. Levi believed her without question, seeing the easy way she smiled as she measured out the oil and wax before melting them together. She had been methodical in inspecting the berries and petals before counting them out and adding them to the mortar. And her lipstick was always the most vibrant shade of red.

Mom always looks prettier than the others, Levi had thought to himself. Too young at the time to understand why his mother made sure she was always deemed beautiful.

They’re going to drive themselves fucking insane trying to figure out who has the Commanders favor.