#anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[doctormage]

are yall seeing this rn. can you believe it

[marvelous-goose]

TIPSYYYYYYYYYYYY

ANYWAY I AM WRITING AN ESSAY FOR MY THEATRE HISTORY CLASS ABOUT THE ETHICS OF GOSSIP IN ONLINE BROADWAY FAN COMMUNITIES THIS IS SO FUNNYYYYYY

I LOVE WRITING ABOUT GAY PEOPLE BEING ANNOYING ONLINE

[matchamenace]

Sorry I've been so MIA you guys!! Been fighting for my life between work, chores, family/friends, and Christmas prep!! Oh and I suppose virtually as well because I totally got sucked into the Arkham game trilogy asjdkdks. Game's nuts. Or shall I say "batty".....? AYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOO

*ahem*

I hope ya'll are doing well and enjoying the holiday season thus far!! 🎄✨

[dreemurr-skelememer]

another day another "DNI KIA"

[doctorweebmd]

i have been experiencing The Agonies with some increasing frequency over the past month and at least TRYING to put in The Work to keep myself mostly functional and human which is great and all but now since I’m Managing the overwhelming guilt of Not Managing Enough is quite stifling. Like i feel ok enough to be guilty about not feeling more okay does that make sense 

[baylardian-1]

im sorry but the janeway tag is riddled with baby content lately and its making me ACT UNWISE

ummmmmmmmmm anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy the thought I'd had was that in Protectors after Kathryn stops panicking and CALMS DOWN about her situation (being stuck on Earth with an uncertain future and getting unwanted counseling and AU pregnant lmao) and lets things run its course I think she'd take up a dumb knitting project for NOTHING IN PARTICULAR ;;;;;;;;;;;;)

[my-castles-crumbling]

HIIIIIIIII 

i’m having a breakdown

there’s this girl I have a super massive crush on who I totally thought was straight but i’m not fucking kidding when I say I think she maybe asked me out?????????

i’m like- normal and yet also not. usually when we are both at the same place I don’t talk to her cause like- she’s gorgeous and i’ll die

we’re also friends tho (when I manage to forget she’s the best person to ever exist I can vaguely talk)

but she keeps INITIATING conversations with ME at SOCIAL EVENTS (ie, parties i don’t want to be at) and flirting and i’m an awkward messsssss

we’re both 17 and we’ve known each other kinda a while- I left her bday party early last year to read this new book I got and she said it was “adorable”

that’s when this flirting thing started 

and to be clear, she flirts and I blush and fail to speak

I CANNOT TELL IF SHES SERIOUS 

and she’s so fucking cool like- I actually want her to step on me (in a totally normal way) 

ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY yeah

so she asked me to go with her to this club place and I agreed cause I tried to say no but I CANNOT say no to her

she made a point kinda to say “just us” like three times????? anyway, I looked this club up-

it’s not a club. It’s basically a cafe for DATES or something IDK 

but COUPLES are expected to go there

HELPPPPPPP

but legit- i’m not crazy. It was literally LAST MONTH that she said, verbatim “i’m definitely straight” (after staring at an admittedly hot girl)…

mixed signals much?????

PLUS there’s the fact that she’s miles out of my league. She’s literally the most beautiful person to ever exist and i’m like- fine. Maybe lesssssss

(to be clear tho- i’m not in love with her cause she looks hot- i’m in love with her cause she’s the best person I know and is totally amazing… and i’m probably not actually in love with her or anything cause i’m only 17 and teenage love is fucking stupid so NO brain) 

So yeah- HELP? 

(also sorry to contribute to ur chaotic ask box ❤️)

Hi hon!

Ooo this is tough because I one thousand percent would think she likes you back if not for the “I’m straight” comment! Like…what?

I think you need to do some digging. Do you have mutual friends you can ask? Does she have social media you can look through to find exes?

If not, maybe you need to go on this not-date date and see. Because yeah, I agree, she is flirting hardcore so those are some MIXED SIGNALS. Maybe she doesn’t know herself, you know?

Keep me updated!

Naming you mixed signals anon ❤️

[nicole-kidmans-wigs]

Can’t say this to anyone who knows these people (aka anyone i know at school) but i kinda feel like my friend’s husband does not respect her :)

From my understanding when they first started dating she had to basically beg him to be in a relationship w her because he didn’t want to make the commitment and fast forward to now he’s desperate to have kids and gets upset when his siblings or in-laws get pregnant first and doesn’t seem to understand why she wants to wait (she also doesn’t seem that eager to have kids and seems to be doing it bc she feels like she should?) as if she’s not in a whole phd program and has to write a whole dissertation for the next few years. They’re also constantly traveling for weddings (on both sides) but she just had to go to his family reunion and now they’re in DC and she’s stressed about studying and I don’t think it ever occurred to her that she could say actually no I’m studying for my exams I can’t go to your family reunion and I can’t go to DC. We are close but obviously not in a way where i could be like hey i think your husband doesn’t care about your wants, needs, and goals in the way that he should.

Kill kill die die men belong in jail anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[mainfaggot]

anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i think this will not end well it'll go out very lackluster-ly in that we'll hang out this friday and it'll be awkward and then we'll never do that again

[mikodrawnnarratives]

isat spoilers

KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS

HE SAID IT HE SAID IT HE SAID IT AAAHJSDFJKLDFSHKLFDS:HKLFDSHFDKLFDS:LKHFDS

OH MY GOD JKLFDSJKLFDKJLFDKJLFDSJKLFSD

HE'S DOING A LITTLE JIGGY JIG

they haven't kissed so far BUT YKNOW WHAT THATS FINE THEY ARE CUTE ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[mariamlovesyou]

anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyys haha

[yourlocalmultifandom]

🦇Somewhere between love and death🦇

Hey, so I’m really stupid with technology and I have absolutely no clue how to take this from my other app and link it here so I’m gonna copy and paste. Also idk if I need to say this but it’s a multiparter

Part 1:

Anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, hope you enjoy it. I’m gonna go and forget that I ever posted this here now 😊

VILLES POV

"Yeah" I nod into the phone, looking out of the window of the tour bus. "I'll be there tomorrow"

"Cool, I'll have everything ready when you get here" Bam agrees.

"Great, great. Okay, I'll talk to you then"

"Later" he says before the phone clicks.

I look up, watching Midge sit on the opposite side of the table and smile at me. I narrow my eyes, knowing he's definitely up to something.

"What?" I stare.

"I'm going to hate not being able to speak to you the entire time we're there"

"Why can't you?"

"Because you'll be a drooling puppy dog all over again, don't act like I can't see the way you cream your pants every time she's around"

"Surely you're not talking about me"

"I am. You and little miss Margera"

"Aprils a lovely woman but she's married"

"Don't play dumb, Ville. You know I'm talking about Danni"

The very name struck a special string in my heart. I look at my hand, trying my best to hide any emotion that hits me.

"She's off at college" I say shyly.

"No she isn't. Bam said she dropped out to do that CKY thing" a coy smirk dancing on his face.

"No she didn't" I stare, my heart skipping a beat.

"Oh yeah she did. Bam picked her up like three days ago, so she'll be all nice and ready to rock when you arrive"

"She's a friend"

"That you lose all dignity over" he smirks.

He's not wrong, I started thinking about her long dark hair, pale skin, those icy blue eyes...that damn smile. I find myself writing about her a lot, and I'll be the first to admit that Danni is a very beautiful girl, but I highly doubt I'd ever be her type. She's got this on and off thing with one of the guys from CKY, the band her brother, Jess, is in. Her little fling still doesn't stop me from devoting everything I have to her every chance I get. I was really hoping she wouldn't be there this time, I'm worried Bam will notice my admiration for her someday. He's bound to find out if I'm around her long. Those two are thick as thieves, being twins wasn't just in their looks either, I swear they could finish each other's very thoughts. I'd never have guessed anyone could match his energy the way she does.. The very first time I ever met her, Bam had brought her along to one of my shows, and I was instantly mesmerized. She was the first person to ever convince me to get on a skateboard, and the only girl I know that can drink as much as me. I start trailing off, thinking about all of the time we've spent together during our friendship.

"Hello? Ville" midge says, ripping me from my thoughts.

"Huh?" I stare.

"Exactly what I thought" he smiles. "Get some rest, you'll be struggling to breathe normal in a few hours"

"Right" I nod, realizing there was only about four hours before I see her.

I stand up, making my way to my bed and trying to mentally prepare myself for dealing with that beloved family of lunatics, I used to think Bam was crazy...then I met his sister. I lay in bed and think about all the memories I had with my favorite twins, remembering all the crazy shit they do on a regular basis. I sigh, trying to shut my brain off and get some rest, unfortunately, my brain is now infiltrated by one Danni Margera. I sigh, tossing and turning, haunted by her smile, her laugh, her touch. The three years I've spent being her friend has driven me insane, and now I'll be faced with her again, just praying that I don't accidentally let my love for her show.

[rosicheeks]

Which mutual has the best voice? (I see you posting about a voice kink often)

🤫

[tuagonia]

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[small-quiet-room]

can you believe how fucking badly i was lied to when i got into kpop that a certain unnamed four member hard concept girl group was like, the pinnacle of women in kpop

thank god every single other woman in the industry is on her way to save their talented asses from that disaster of a company  

[drxgonfly]

me: never been in a relationship

me: always being asked for relationship advice