#anyways. snooj

[apple8ees]

love cook

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"e why are there so many of him" listen. i like gradients

[every-sanji]

[soulzerofever]

ice skater sanji based off one of taz skylar ‘s photo shoots! :]

[starswallowingsea]

I think I talked briefly about it either here or on discord but One Piece/Maplestory au

[ohshanksno]

today is prince dumbass's birthday how wild

[insertofalord]

A while ago, I was talking about a poly relationship with Ba//-by 5 and Snooj, right? Imagine a poly with me and ALL my romantic OP f/os. So like Ace, Ba//by 5, Barto, Snooj and I. How would that even work???

[kaizoku-trash]

gonna sleep Im

DONE

good night everyone

[honeydewwater]

thank u for 200 followers ily guys anyways here’s a snooj

[bartolomeo-the-cannibal]

slight spoilers under cut

so sanji is just....full germa then? he wasn’t the exception? now he’s invincible??? Hmm

love you snooj 😞

anyways,,very small.

[ask-sanji]

@askfuturepiratequeenluffyko

I’m really looking forward for it, but...

I’m sorry... I’m in... this condition and I don’t know if I can go there-

Uuuuh... /////////// I don’t know how to explain it but... I’m sorry. I can’t go.

[thepirateparlour]

i petted SNAKES! today and asdfghkk they’re awesome! could i have headcanons on how it would be like for the boys if their s.o dragged them along to a snake café and petted the snakes? like how would the boys react to the snakes and their s.o’s adoration for them? ace sabo and snooj please! thanks 🙏

I LOVE SNAKES! We had a corn called Ja’far once and he was great, used to bite me a lot though T_T I’m so proud of you for going out to pet them! Also I battled my brain to figure out who Snooj was and this was my solution. Here you go lovely ~

PORTGAS D. ACE

His s/o’s love of snakes sort of escapes him, he doesn’t find them all that lovable. In fact, he’s ate a damn good few of them in his time and if anything they’re just tasty. BUT, he finds their excitement over it all very very cute. 

When they actually get to the snake cafe he’s a little on edge. It’s not that he’s scared, he’s just a bit uncomfortable having his s/o handle dangerous animals. No matter what they say. 

He’s gonna stare their beady little eyes down in silent warning. All like ‘Don’t you dare bite Y/N you slippery beast.’ 

“Ace, stop stink eyeing the snake. It’s not doing anything.” 

Tenses up a little bit watching his s/o picking up the really large snakes and placing them on her shoulders. This is a lot more stressful than he thought it would be. 

He’s mentally planning how to kill the snakes before they kill his s/o. He’s being such a worrywart. 

But he sees how happy his s/o is and it makes him pause. They’re having such a great time and that just brings him so much joy. 

“Gimme one of these snakes then.” 

He grabs the snake awkwardly and actually gets bitten himself. 

Has sworn off snakes, refuses them. They’re just food. But knowing his s/o has had so much fun petting them has made the whole day and the swollen bite in his arm all worth it. 

SABO

“Hey, Sabo. Wanna come pet snakes with me?” “Absolutely.” 

He’s so game for this because it’s so different! He’s feeling blessed that his s/o has different activities in mind for them to do. 

He goes for the biggest snake he can find for his s/o and he asks for the most dangerous. 

“Y/N, this one is literally four times larger than you. Put it on!” “They’re not clothes, Sabo, you big dork.” “I know, but it on anyway.” 

If he and his s/o don’t hold and fuss over every snake there they haven’t done their job properly and he won’t leave until it’s done. 

Loves seeing his s/o pet and fawn over these animals that tend to get a bit of a bad rap. 

“I’ll get you one for your birthday.” He’s already planning it. 

He has full on conversations with the snakes, all like “Oh, you remind me of one I ate when I was little. Aren’t you cute?” 

He’ll also use them to talk through to his s/o and if they do it back he’s just so wowed. 

“Hey, Y/N, my snake wants to see you, but be careful, he spits.” “…Sabo, was that a dick joke?” 

VINSMOKE SANJI

Snakes? What? His precious s/o wants to touch snakes? Oh his nerves.

 He lingers like a worried helicopter parent. 

“Ohhh, Y/N, be careful this one has really big fangs!”  And  “Honey, maybe you’d be more comfortable with this little one?” 

Doesn’t want to touch them, not due to fear, but there’s something about the way they feel in his hands he just doesn’t like. 

So he’ll opt to order some tea at the cafe and just keep on circling his s/o to make sure they’re alright. 

Has a full on heart attack when one snakes face bumps into his s/o’s face.

He practically wrestles the snake off their shoulders all like “You’ll not bite Y/N-swan’s face you evil monster!” 

He’s asked to leave by the reptile experts at the cafe so he waits outside, face pressed against the window until his s/o comes out. 

“Y/N, I’m so sorry for spoiling your day. I just panicked. Someone’s gotta keep your pretty face safe, right?”

Dammit he’s getting a kiss for those sweet words. 

[every-sanji]

[firefistlaw]

can we have hccs of how the ace sabo and snooj eould react when their s.o fainted due to their heavy period (i almost fainted recently due to it and this rarely happens but its a once in a year occasion and yeah i even had to get excused from work at the time :') )        

A/N: I hope you feel better! Periods are the worst, I hate them :/

Ace

He is extremely suprised and might even think that you just died in front of him lol

It was scary for him, but when you suddenly closed you eyes and your legs gave in, in the middle of your conversation, he reacted fast enough to catch your falling body

“Hey, hey... Y/N, are you okay? C’mon, open your eyes, baby.”

Without any difficulties he would raise your body to his chest and bring you to the doctors office, where he softly put you on the bed

It didn’t take you long to wake up again, but Ace stood next to you the whole time and worried about you as if you had lost an arm or something

After the doctor told him and you the reason for your fainting, he’d be extremely confused

“That actually happens?” which kind of makes you laugh

After that, he makes sure to always have an eye on you whenever you’re on your period and whenever you’re close to him, he sneakily puts a hand on your lower back and warms it so you feel comfortable

He is really impressed now and thinks higher of you than he has before (if that’s even possible), he can’t believe that you have to go through this every month...

He is scared of periods now

Sabo

When Sabo walked into your room and found you unconscious on the floor, he thought about the worst things first

He called out for Koala instantly and crouched down, softly checking your body for any injuries or any hints that would explain your situation

When he found none, he tried to call out for you, but you didn’t react to anything

“She probably fainted due her period. Y/N told me this happens from time to time.” Koala explains as soon as she sees your figure on the floor

Just like Ace, Sabo is extremely confused about this

“What? I thought.. wait, this is like a thing? You guys faint because of your period?”  He asks and takes a worried glance at you

It takes you a few seconds, then you’re back

Instantly, Sabo raises your head carefully and pushes some hair behind your ears, “Are you okay? I found you like this and got worried. You scared me so much, god.”

When you tell him that you’re fine and confirm what Koala had said, he just shakes his head in disbelief

“That’s insane. As if the pain is not enough, you also faint sometimes?”

Sabo probably does something cute like holding your hand and kisses the back of your hand, “I’m so sorry you have to go through this every month.”

I just shed a tear

Snooji

 I n s t a n t l y  serious

“Someone get Chopper now. Don’t let Zoro get him, he will get lost anyways. Franky you go- now!”

He catches your figure as if he has done this a hundred times already and softly lays you down on the grass

“Y/N, can you hear me, my love?” He talks very softly to you, all while he has your head laying on his arm

After Chopper comes and tells everyone that nothing serious happened, he feels relieve washing over him, but he doesn’t feel all the way fine, since you’re still not opening your eyes

As if you have heard his thoughts, you suddenly open your eyes and  smile at him as an apology

“Look at you still smiling. You’re an angel, aren’t you?”

He softly strokes your cheek with his thumb and listens to your explanation and after you‘re done, he carries your figure back to your bed

“It’s fine, I don’t have to-” -- “Y/N, I’m not letting you go anywhere now. I will get you something to eat and a cup tea, I don’t want you to fall again.”

Cute cute cute

[hundredsunny]

i was to tokyo this year on april and i went to akihabara and saw some figures from one piece from ' the naked' series and there was a half naked sabo, ace snooj zoro, luffy... sabo was working that pose, its not everyday you pose like a model for the fans amirite. # i snorted at' the naked ' tho pfft. ( sabo working as a model in secrecy. yes. look at the chief's abbs. defiance against the world government never looked so hot . )

sabo “i call this look FUCK THE GOVERNMENT���

anyways who thought it was a good idea to throw luffy into this provocative event

[mouseymatchmaker]

how would asl and snooj react to having a s.o who could eat as much as the hungry sibling trio but was apparently quite slim ??? ( people ask me the secret but honestly idk man my cousins are the same O.O im sorry ) thanks!

To be honest, I think they’d all react the same. I think they’d be surprised by it at first but then they’d get over it pretty quickly considering Luffy eats a lot and is slim, and ASL have huge appetites anyway so it would be natural to them. 

Sanji would be surprised at first as he’s probably comparing them to Luffy but he’d easily get over it and would happily feed them as much as they want (Within reason because ship rations)

[caffeinelemur]

Hey Caff, please do all the letters that are in Caff, Nikki and Lies 😘 and Zoro if you have time to spare ;)

Yeah yeah love u too lies

A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.

SanZo, LuZo, LawZo, UsoZo, ginHiji, kondo/hiji, izuo, man idk I READ A LOT AND WATCH A LOT THERES TOO MANYbasically if I like a character they’re likely my gay fandom bicycle

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will.

Already answered

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what?

Already answered

I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why?

I’m never really deep in fandoms anyway I’m just here doing my own thing so the bullshit doesn’t usually affect me I like what I like fuck off

K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?

Sanzo from Saiyuki

L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves. (Characters you’re neutral about are fair game, as are characters you merely dislike. Characters that you absolutely loathe with the fire of ten thousand suns are exempt, as there is no point in giving yourself an aneurysm over a character that you hate.)

Sanji used to be higher in my favorites list before his character took a beating but he’s still p cool sometimes and when written well I don’t dislike him and I hold hope he’ll make me laugh the way he did when first introduced again someday

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice).

Zoro in dresses, feminist Zoro, Zoro with anxiety

O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?

What is This Feeling from Wicked is such a Zoro/Sanji song I’ve considered drawing a comic of them singing it

R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?

Zoro/nakama

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

I don’t know which to put here I have many…Zoro has social anxiety is one deeply held in my soul, tho

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go! (Prompts optional but encouraged.)

I need Zoro content soon or I’m gonna fucking explode like he’s basically the reason I started the series so when he’s not around I lose interest fast. I miss my green boy he needs to show up yell at snooj for being fucking stupid then go on an adventure with Samurai and have his own dramatic Backstory arc DAMMIT