#anyways yuh

[percyweasleyapologist]

I DID NOT ELABORATE BUT I WILL NOW

Okay so I do bouldering right? Well I was on this climb and it was around the end of class so my hands were hurting and I was tired, so I tried to start it (keep in mind I had almost finished it right before), and then I accidentally fell off.

Anyways, I was like "eh, whatever" cus I was getting late and I needed to go upstairs soon to work out, so I kinda just gave up.

So then I walked over to where my friend was doing a (much harder) climb and sat down to watch and wait for her to be done. Once she was done I was like "good job!", bc she had been working on it for awhile and I was proud of her.

Then I turn around and see this like 30 YEAR OLD MAN STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME

and I kinda just freeze and he's like, "you were doing the climb over there earlier, yes?" and he pointed to the one I had been doing.

And I was like "uhh, yeah?"

and he was like "Oh well to start it you have to ..." and then proceeded to explain to me (INCORRECTLY BTW), how to start the climb that I had basically completely finished. Keep in mind, I do not know him, I am a teenager, I did not ask for this advice, and there was like a 5 minute gap between the time I went over to my friend and the time he started talking to me

After that I was just like "oh... okay... thank you." and left with my friend. we then proceeded to just look at eachother like, wtf just happened??

THEN LATER WHEN WE WERE DONE AND WE WENT BACK DOWNSTAIRS, WE SAW HIM STRUGGLING WITH A VERY LOW LEVEL CLIMB (like 3 levels below the one I was doing), AND I COULD SEE HIS FREAKING BUTT CRACK

LIKE DUDE, PULL YOUR PANTS UP

Also, it's fine to be at different levels and stuff! But if you're not even like- a good accomplished climber, or at least know how to actually do the level I was on, WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THIS UNSOLICITED ADVICE???

like huh?? I might've gotten it if he was a pro or something and was multiple levels above me, BUT NOPE??

Also I feel like it's crucial to add that he looked so much like Charlie Kirk and gave the exact same vibes.

[sunnymainecoonx]

SOMETIMES Nightmare needs to indulge them in their mortal needs... to keep them functioning yk. But yk to be as lazy as possible just have them sleep together..

[beax-xp]

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[boarloved-art]

Wei Wuxian should be able to get drunk for once. I think he'd either be singing bawdy drinking songs on the roof of the Jingshi or he'd be getting irrevocably lost no matter where he is. He's found in the bushes behind the mountains like a cryptid, and then he's like "I can't believe you all got lost" (extremely slurred) as if he didn't get embarrassed by something Lan Wangji had said and just somehow disappeared when everyone looked back at him

oh ABSOLUTELY im walking with u and nodding and agreeing, i can see him becoming an absolute menace to keep track of at his drunkest.

anyway heres wonderwall The Gang (Wangxian & their fave group of ducklings) in a city known for its STRONG wine and wuxian being like well. ur all grown now, youre technically not juniors anymore. we have to see whos lasting the longest against this stuff!, smash cut to a suspiciously wei ying-less group of the worlds drunkest cultivators being wrangled through the woods by designated driver hanguang-jun, with at least 2 of them clinging to his robes at all times.

[pasharuu]

both of us already know who it is

fish stealing incident

[faunandfloraas]

Countdown to Seungmin's Birthday

↘ D-7: His best (cute) friend, Felix.

[everyone-calm-down]

It would have been hilarious if they’d introduced Bernard being Tim’s boyfriend as if it was one of the million secrets of omission he’s been keeping. They got together a few months after Tim and Steph broke up. And have been together since. Yet the first time ANYONE hears about him is when he nearly gets possessed by Dionysus.

All pictures of them are either in Bernard’s phone (which Babs wouldn’t have even thought to hack because who cares about just-some-guy) or were taken on film by Tim. Not for any reason, he just thinks they’re more special that way. They do dates mainly outside of Gotham or in their own houses because remember this is a friends to lovers story so they’ve hung out at each others houses way before they started dating. So no security camera shots of them either. There’s somehow so minimal evidence of them being seen together.

So when Tim goes, “hey guys can I get some backup, my boyfriend is getting possessed by a god and we need to fight these cult members” the general reaction is “your WHO” and Tim cringes because he totally forgot that they didn’t know

[staryarn]

Wanted to recreate a fun limbus scene with @ishmaelbonpyre 's ocs!

[freaquin]

finally finished these

[vind3miat0r]

me when i make fanart for the firefighter au by @us3rnam3-r3dact3d

specifically!! fanart for the Treasure and Porter oneshot that has become my new favorite oneshot ever

ik that Porter is said to have blonde hair in the fic but ive been reading with my own interpretations of the characters 😞 please dont jump me

uh yeah :D i hope we get to see more ffau Treasure and Porter in the future :3

alt version + taglist under the cut :3

@moronkyne @zimix-whispers @wuegh @totheak47 @indigo-greer-collins

@chlorine3 @fedorabender @dawnofiight @definitelynuwonhere @porters-fangs

@milogreer @ambrose-mp4 @nevaroonie @paythesmith @int3rtwiningh3artstrings

@puffin-smoke @vampire-biter @porcelaininkpot @urfrenfishy @galaxyg1204

if u wanna be added to the taglist just lmk :3

[val1ate1flower]

omg guyz it's Hatsune Miku as a signalis replika omg

[ptanalo]

[aryomengrande]

sano-kurokawa august trifecta 𝜗𝜚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ (click for better quality !)

manjiro / izana / shinichiro

[just-null]

hiii!! noritoshi always looks so cute in your art style! i just wanna give him a big smooch, and i was wondering what noritoshi would act around someone with a snake, thanks!! and i love your posts!!

Noritoshi'd be cautious at first. A snake is a reptile that should be treated carefully. Assuming the snake belongs to you, he'd ask questions. It's natural to be curious, and who knows a snake better than its owner?

He'd want to hold it but wouldn't feel ready unless you insisted it was okay. That and you'd have to guide him along the way.

Noritoshi is fascinated by things he doesn't get to experience often, so he might fall in love with the little scaly friend right then and there. The longer you look at him the longer you can catch small glimmers of fascination in him as he looks on at the snake.

Oh, how he'd run his mouth with questions faster than you could answer. "How often does it shed?" "What conditions does it like to sleep in?" "Do you really feed it rats?" "Is there a difference between a male and female snake?" "What do you do to entertain it?" and so many more. It's alright if you don't know an answer, he'll just write it down and find out on his own later.

A pretty snake like it's pretty owner, he thinks.

[faunandfloraas]

Birth date analysis // Seungmin - September 22nd: The Day of Restless Drive.

September 22 - Virgo/Libra

The Day Of Restless Drive

Those born on September 22 have a restless drive. Usually they bring the one they are working on to completion only to immediately set out on a new one without rest. They are also capable of handling several projects at the same time. Those born on this day have a low boredom threshold, and consequently demand challenging people and situations. They can be outgoing and dynamic types at one time, and solitary and unapproachable at another. In either case, their strong character is unmistakable.

Often September 22 people oscillate between an offensive and defensive posture. In one sense, such postures may be one and the same since a good offense is the best defense and vice-versa. Whether in a broad social context or on a personal level, the issues and ideas those born on this day are most often concerned with involve fairness and equality. In general matters pertaining to the delegation and exercise of power. In putting forth their arguments, they can be very ironic, witty and outright funny. Their humor, however, is not for everyone as it is liable to be off-beat, sardonic, perhaps even macabre.

Those born on September 22 can hide a warm heart under a forbidding exterior, but generally will only open up to people whom they deeply trust and value. Even then they may find it difficult to open all the way, principally because their orientation is highly realistic and the ironies of life all too visible to them. This day carries insight and clarity of vision both literal and figurative. September 22 people are excellent judges of character, and capable of sizing people up very quickly. Those few friends whom they allow into their inner sanctum they value most highly, usually for life.

September 22 people can often have a greater effect on those around them than they realize, and indeed can register a high degree of shock value. Because of their often disturbing impact, they should seek to be more aware of their effect on others, both friends and foes alike. True warriors in the battle of life, they must take stock of their armaments and defenses, using them judiciously and effectively, and avoid isolating and alienating themselves.

Strengths:

Individual

Perceptive

Well-directed

Weaknesses:

Guarded

Acerbic

Dark

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

meow〜