#Charlie Kirk werirdo mansplaining and giving unsolicited advice
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percyweasleyapologist · 2 months ago
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I DID NOT ELABORATE BUT I WILL NOW
Okay so I do bouldering right? Well I was on this climb and it was around the end of class so my hands were hurting and I was tired, so I tried to start it (keep in mind I had almost finished it right before), and then I accidentally fell off.
Anyways, I was like "eh, whatever" cus I was getting late and I needed to go upstairs soon to work out, so I kinda just gave up.
So then I walked over to where my friend was doing a (much harder) climb and sat down to watch and wait for her to be done. Once she was done I was like "good job!", bc she had been working on it for awhile and I was proud of her.
Then I turn around and see this like 30 YEAR OLD MAN STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME
and I kinda just freeze and he's like, "you were doing the climb over there earlier, yes?" and he pointed to the one I had been doing.
And I was like "uhh, yeah?"
and he was like "Oh well to start it you have to ..." and then proceeded to explain to me (INCORRECTLY BTW), how to start the climb that I had basically completely finished. Keep in mind, I do not know him, I am a teenager, I did not ask for this advice, and there was like a 5 minute gap between the time I went over to my friend and the time he started talking to me
After that I was just like "oh... okay... thank you." and left with my friend. we then proceeded to just look at eachother like, wtf just happened??
THEN LATER WHEN WE WERE DONE AND WE WENT BACK DOWNSTAIRS, WE SAW HIM STRUGGLING WITH A VERY LOW LEVEL CLIMB (like 3 levels below the one I was doing), AND I COULD SEE HIS FREAKING BUTT CRACK
LIKE DUDE, PULL YOUR PANTS UP
Also, it's fine to be at different levels and stuff! But if you're not even like- a good accomplished climber, or at least know how to actually do the level I was on, WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THIS UNSOLICITED ADVICE???
like huh?? I might've gotten it if he was a pro or something and was multiple levels above me, BUT NOPE??
Also I feel like it's crucial to add that he looked so much like Charlie Kirk and gave the exact same vibes.
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