#anyways yeah i 🧍🏻‍♂️

[straykats]

actually while im exhausted im gonna rant 🤩

[joanthangroff]

do you ever wonder if like Captain Singh knows how Eddie died? Like… obviously they didn’t tell him about the whole killing your self to get rid off your evil descendant from the future because The Public Can’t Know Time Travel Exists but… he’s gotta know Eddie’s body got sucked into the singularity right. Because Eddie is obviously pronounced dead (hence the memorial at the CCPD) but there’s no body. Makes you think about how many living people might have been sucked into this damn wormhole.

[mariclerc]

Silencing the haters | cl16 & gr63

Summary: the fans don't like your relationship with your boys, but you don't care.

Warning: hate comments.

a/n: just a little smau! i know it's a little short, it's like a second part of "petite sizes" I hope you like it <3

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[messrsrarchives]

hello it's way too early for this but i need to rant

i actually LOVE miscommunication and i'm sick of people saying they don't because most of their favorite tropes ARE JUST REPACKAGED MISCOMMUNICATION

you like friends to lovers? 99% of the time that's miscommunication. Rivals to lovers? Enemies to lovers? Mutual pining? Second chance? MISCOMMUNICATION. Every since one of these tropes involve some type of "oh i feel this specific way but can't tell them that so i won't and there's a misunderstanding" WHICH IS LITERALLY MISCOMMUNICATION.

You like when character A gives hints to character B and they're oblivious? MISCOMMUNICATION. you like when character A thinks they're dating but character B just thinks they're friends? MISCOMMUNICATION. You like when they pine for each other for years and don't confess? MISCOMMUNICATION. You like when character A confesses to character B when they're asleep or in another language? MISCOMMUNICATION.

Alex and Henry from RWRB? First War Wolfstar? Cr Jegulus? all of these ships involve miscommunication!!!

what most people who say they don't like miscommunication actually don't like is when the misunderstanding is so ridiculous and causes such a mess it's infuriating-which is understandable even though i personally like it-but miscommunication is actually any type of communication that's not done properly!!!

If you actually hated miscommunication and never read it, that would mean you only read fics with perfectly healthy communicating people who always talk about how their feeling towards one another-which is totally valid but i seriously doubt that's the case!!!

anyways hello how are you the weather huh

I LOVE MISCOMMUNICATION !!!! I LOVE !!!!

divorced fics????? i'm thinking divorce fics where the two of them drift apart and go "we're getting a divorce, aren't we?" "i think so, yeah." and they DO. and then years down the line they reconnect and go "why did you fall out of love with me?" and the other person is like 😟☝🏻 hi... did i do that????

hogwarts era fics !! UGHH i'm thinking the xmas chapters in atyd when sirius is like "i'll find you a gf" and remus is all 🧍🏻‍♂️wut. 🧍🏻‍♂️and they just continue for so long until "no more girls?"

i love the messy ones too ugh i need to read a fic but i am nothing if not a miscommunication lover. i am nothing if not a war chapters lover becauser the miscommunication between wolfstar leading up to halloween? glorious

[paalove]

fic prompt: anything about sandray + nick's post-canon bisexual-centric semi-nonsexual quasi-throuple 👬🏻🧍🏻‍♂️

hiiiiiiiiiii you sent this [mumble] eons ago but. here. :DDDD

~.~

“I have good ideas,” Ray insists.

Sand nods, eyes wide and earnest, because Nick is handling the loud, insulting laughter.

“Sorry,” Nick says, “You do!”

And the thing is, they all know he means it, but it sounds insincere; Sand snorts.

In Ray’s defence, today’s idea is a really good one.

He’s scowling at them both, arms crossed as they wait for the traffic to change – they just need to cross this one busy road, but the lights are taking so goddamn long – and the wrinkling of his forehead makes Sand lean in and mirror the pout, saying, “Aw.”

Hooking a finger under the strap of Sand’s backpack, Ray tilts his head up and gives Sand an imploring look, lower lip pouting, and Sand kisses it as required.

It’s a light peck.

Giggling, Nick says, “Shit guys, the lights have changed,” in the voice of a guy who wasn’t watching the lights.

As they cross, Nick has to jump back into their space to avoid a couple of motorbikes – he’s not so great at watching the road, and Ray laughs at him like it’s not Sand pulling him across the road by the hand, like Nick is the one being the most embarrassing.

“Dumbass,” Sand joins in loyally.

“Man,” Nick complains, “You’re a dick, how much am I helping you right now?”

“Yeah, Sand, how much is he helping-“

“-Fuck off,” Sand laughs too, “Who’s carrying all our shit?”

Only one of them has a backpack.

Ray and Nick exchange a glance as Nick precedes the two of them through a piece of metal fencing – not technically a gate, originally, but whatever.

Nick decides, “You’re the tallest.”

“Yeah, Sand, it’s fair because you’re the tallest-“

Sand shoves Ray through the fencing, just makes him stumble and pout a little, and makes eye contact with Nick past him; Nick’s doing stupid shit with his eyebrows, wiggling them like a cartoon, and Sand laughs and shakes his head and follows.

Last night this fence seemed a little more dangerous – screeched too loudly when Sand prised it apart, sharp on their hands, and in the darkness it was harder to see where they were walking after.

“It’s totally chill,” Nick insisted, but Sand peered up through the dead-seeming branches above them, the half-stone half-dirt path they had to scramble up, and wasn’t sure.

He nodded anyway and said, “Okay, show me this spot you know,” because Nick had promised there was a great one.

The path was steeper than it looked.

After the first time Nick slid backwards, Sand catching him, he turned around in his arms all enthused, saying, “I told you! Not easy enough to get into that it’s full of teenagers, fine for us!”

And he didn’t seem wrong.

Sand spent the whole night feeling like he was planning some kind of murder, sure, but he’s done weirder shit to get laid.

Ray’s hand is in Nick’s, and Sand’s basically pushing his back to make sure he keeps going upwards.

“I used to come up here to skip school,” Nick is explaining, not sounding like he’s having trouble at all.

Breathless, Ray asks, “Wouldn’t school have been easier?”

“Oh, they didn’t like me so much-“

“-Because of the-“

“-Yeah, yeah, you know how it is,” he says cheerfully.

And they finally reach the top, twigs in Sand’s hair and dirt all down Ray’s side, wide smile on Nick’s face and a growing one on Sand’s.

Ray makes a sceptical expression as he approaches the picnic benches.

They kind of do look like shit, Sand agrees, bare patches of long-peeled paint and some worrying dips in the one closest to them, but the middle one should do the job.

He checked.

“Okay, now jump up and down,” he told Nick, standing back and holding his phone light up to see clearly.

Nick, on top of the table, said, “How hard are you planning on doing it?”

“If anyone knows that better than-“

Interrupting with a laugh, Nick nodded, said, “Yeah, okay, checking is good,” and starts jumping.

“Feels fine?”

“Hmm,” Nick considered, still bouncing, “No cracks, maybe some wobbling?”

Perfect.

…

“Are you sure,” Ray wheedles, again, not hopeful but not trusting the benches.

Nick nods sadly.

Sand rolls his eyes and says, “If I tie you to a tree, we’ll spend a week checking for ticks,” just like he did last time.

He sighs.

“Aren’t the benches a little…” and he looks at them again, because for real.

Finally letting the backpack drop, Sand reaches inside and rummages for a second, before pulling out a rolled-up towel.

He flicks it open, onto one of the tables, and says, “Don’t worry, the towel’s clean.”

So prepared.

“Put it away,” Sand tells him sternly, grinning himself, “You’re annoying.”

“What?” he asks, confused, points at himself.

“Yeah, that,” Sand agrees, nodding at Ray’s face.

Ray pouts.

Eventually, Sand looks away from him, and Ray watches his small, pleased smile when he says, “Thanks, Nick.”

“No worries, man,” says Nick, smoothing down a corner of the towel, which now has some other stuff on it.

From the backpack, Ray guesses.

Ray does have good ideas, and the best one is always handing those ideas to Sand so he can finish them.

Second towel, lube, some-

“Ooh, is this the new rope?” he gasps, running a finger over it – it feels rough even to the touch, not like what they’ve used before, and Ray turns to grin at them both. “You didn’t say you found it!”

When Sand leans in, they meet tongue-first – he gets Ray, really he does.

…

Nick takes himself, Ray’s clothes, and the backpack off to the next bench over –  nearly but not quite perpendicular to Sand and Ray’s, it gives him a good view, but he’s a couple of yards away, far enough to feel like they might not have spotted him, definitely far enough for them to forget he’s there soon, it’s perfect.

He grabs a banana from the backpack and unlocks his phone.

Sand gives him a thumbs-up, so he turns on the audio. Not music, it’s an ASMR thing that sounds like a muffled family picnic, because of the theme, and he’s going to slowly turn up the sound as they get more into it – there’s a whole plan, he’s faithful to it, it’s going to be awesome.

For now, though, he sits back and watches as Sand cajoles Ray into putting one leg up onto the table part, leaving the other one down on the bench.

“Feels okay?”

Ray, as always, says, “No, too much effort,” and whines at Sand.

He can’t see Ray’s face too well, but he can see the fondness on Sand’s, and he can see the heat in Sand’s eyes as well, so he can guess what Ray’s got going on that makes Sand say, “You can manage it.”

That always does something to Nick – not Ray’s whole whiny thing, that’s not hot, and not really Sand’s bossy act, but the combination of it, the way Ray will seem more naked just by the way Sand looks at him – Nick feels his crotch stirring, tightening, and decides not to do anything about it just yet.

Sand’s hands move over the rope and over Ray’s ankle with equally careful consideration, running back and forth, and Nick watches the way he leans over to affix the leg up on the table, then strokes a hand all the way up Ray’s leg, up to his exposed ass.

Doesn’t seem to do anything with it, even though Ray’s whining, and moves to the other ankle.

His body hides Ray from Nick for a second, so he watches Sand’s hands, folding over the rope once before fixing that ankle to the bench.

“Why do you do it like that?” Nick calls.

Sand turns, and he doesn’t look surprised enough to have actually forgotten that Nick was there yet – but there’s a startled jump in what he can see of Ray’s body that makes Nick smirk.

Echoing smile on his face, Sand says, “The rope?”

“Yeah, why do you fold it?” he asks, curious.

“Oh, it’s safer for his nerve endings,” Sand explains, going to pick up the lube. “Distributes the pressure more evenly,” and stops talking to Nick to say a barely audible, “Shh, I know.”

Nick sits back, satisfied by the explanation.

He wasn’t there for the others’ whole discussion of what exactly they wanted to do – he knows what Ray wanted, announcing around dinner last week that he wanted Sand to fuck him against a tree, will you help, Nick? – so he watches with interest as Sand strokes Ray like he’s a cat, hand open over his whole back, seeming to scratch down it, and Ray turns his head like he’s trying to watch Sand’s face.

The face that must be disappearing from sight, the way Sand goes to kneel behind him.

Nick leans over to one side.

Ray’s arms are free, whole top half of his body squirming as Sand’s face enters his crease, and Nick can hear sounds like the dirtiest kissing, licking and sucking sounds as Ray groans, and Nick remembers-

He doesn’t bother to unlock his phone, just presses the ‘volume up’ key twice, and can’t see any reaction to the sudden jump in the sounds of, “What a lovely day,” nonsense discussion.

Sand’s head bobs, and Nick suddenly, inanely, wishes he could see exactly what his tongue is doing.

Moving, Ray’s chest is against the towel but his hands are up, under him, doing something that makes him twist and gasp louder.

Increasing the volume again, Nick suggests, “Is he supposed to be touching himself?”

This time they both jump.

“Ray,” Sand scolds, head drawing back, met with a high-pitched whine.

Their chests are heaving – hey, so is Nick’s, even though he’s for sure the only one without a hand on his cock. Sand stands up, over Ray, and it’s weird that he can look so intimidating, skinny as he is, still having a twig in his hair like that, but Nick’s pretty fucking hard now and that can make you see shit that isn’t really there, for sure.

He’s got the lube to hand, and Nick presses his hands against his own thighs, leans back, watches.

Sand entering Ray seems to make them both shudder, gasp, and Nick finds himself gasping too, in unison, much more quietly.

One hand pressing both of Ray’s against the table, another stroking up and down the higher-up leg, Sand pounds into him hard, and Nick finds himself watching the movement of jeans over Sand’s mostly-clothed thigh. He wonders if there’ll be an impression on Ray’s skin after.

They seem to breathe in sync, and Ray’s squirming makes his head turn, looking nearly in Nick’s direction so he can see the almost-pained squint, half-open mouth like he’s trying to groan, shadow cast by Sand’s arm over him.

Nick doesn’t touch himself – he’s the lookout.

He keeps looking.

[short-black-diamond]

Obey me looking a lil lonely there so here's my request for your 300 followers event Congrats btw hope you reach it soon👍

I would like the "Heh, we (almost) made it." Paired with 'You guys have to bake a cake, but you mess it up' for my favourite idiot, Mammon

- 🧍🏻‍♂️Good luck on finishing all of the requests you have

Dude not you calling me out on having to write requests😭💀

Anyways yeah let's do this! I also love Mammon with all my heart <3

I will write about a russian cake which is very easy to bake and it will mostly take two hours of your time, I'll explain it to you in the fic.

Russischer Grießkuchen “Mannik”, ausführliches Rezept - YouTube

This is the link, sorry that it's in german because I'm Austrian and I speak german...so yeah, but I will write it in the story as well :}

Also a lil Beel slander but we love him.

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Sugar.

It was the simplest cake you've ever made, so why didn't it work this time? Did you maybe forget to put in the baking powder? Did mammon forget to put in the melted butter?

Let's go to the root of it all.

...

"Eh? 40 minutes waiting? Why?", Mammon asked as you weighed 400 gramms of wheat semolina.

"Because the buttermilk and the wheat need to be left swelling in order for the cake to go up when it's put in the oven.", you explained as you took half a litre of the buttermilk and mixed it with the wheat into a dough, and you then put a plate on the bowl in order to keep it protected from flies or something like that.

Mammon furrowed his brows in confusion. "Are you sure 150 gramms of sugar will be sweet enough for the cake?", he asked as he replayed the video to see if it really said that.

You shrugged your shoulders. "it's best to stick to the receipt, no?"

"Hm...I still don't know if it'll be sweet enough..."

"well, it's actually preserved for when you drink tea, you know?"

"Huh, Satan would love that. I hope Beel doesn't eat the dough though." "Me too, but I thought he only ate tasty stuff?"

Mammon gave you an unnerving smile. "he...he once ate a remote and mistook it for food...and when he realized that...he didn't give a shit and ate it up...nothing is safe near him."

You nodded in understanding. "Well, if we can bake this cake here, thent we can bake dozens for Beel. I'm sure he'd love that! Also, the cakes always make me feel full!", you exclaimed happily as you then weighed the 350 gramms of flour and mixed it with the sugar.

Some of the flour got into Mammon's face and you couldn't help but giggle at his face. He grinned before blowing some into your face. You two goofed around a bit before turning serious. But, whenever one person looked at the other, it ended in a laughing fit because none of you guys wanted to wipe away the flour, just to make the other one laugh.

You added a tablespoon of baking powder to it before leaving the dry mixture alone as well, and you ordered Mammon to take out the butter from the refrigerator and also four eggs.

"My mother always told me that it'd be best to let the eggs cool down. Whenever I'm making a biscuit cake, I always take the eggs out the day prior in order for the cake to become fluffier, and it actually really helps!", you rambled ahead as Mammon listened to you intently. He liked that you were so chatty with him.

He loved the fact that literally none of the brothers were there to interrupt your time with him. Lucifer, Levithan, Satan and Belphie were doing their thing, were the eldest was doing paperwork, the third eldest playing games, Satan reading yet another interesting book and Belphie just sleeping.

Beel was out with his friends to do some sports, and Asmo was out to go shopping.

"Really? Maybe I shoulda show ya a receipt as well sometimes, ____!"

"You know how to bake cakes?"

At that, Mammon stopped as he averted his eyes, rubbing his neck sheepishly. "No...but when I use a baking video as help--you know?"

You nodded reassuringly. "Of course! The first ten times I bakes that cake, I was never sure with the weight-numbers, so it's safer with help than without it!"

Mammon sighed in relief that you didn't bully or tease him for it.

After you cut off some from the butter to have it weighing 200 gramms, you put the rest of the butter into the refrigerator and left the eggs next to it.

"Now, we just have to wait for half an hour.", you spoke and cleaned some utensils, with Mammon watching you.

Mammon felt like there was something you two didn't consider, but he didn't know what. And as the minutes passed where he was on his phone, and you looking at his phone, the feeling intensified.

...

"Okay, 40 minutes are over, let's melt the butter now!", you cheered happily, and Mammon took out a pan and heated it up. You cut the butter in pieces to have them melt faster, and ordered Mammon to whisk the cracked eggs before adding them to the flour and sugar, which were mixed with the table spoon of baking powder.

He did as you told him, and he was glad that he didn't mess anything up. Soon enough, you told him to add the dough (wheat and buttermilk) to the mix, and he also mixed that before you let the butter in the bowl and told Mammon to step aside as you worked on the oily dough.

"Please heat up the oven, Mammon.", you said softly, and he complied. You then looked at the baking forms in thought.

"Rectangular or round?", you asked, eyeing the forms. Mammon shrugged as he turned to you. "Which form did you use?"

"Round."

"Then let's use the round one."

And with Mammon's help, you managed to put baking paper underneath the form before he closed the edge, trapping the paper in between and you spluttered the dough into the form.

After pressing it down evenly everywhere, mammon quickly opened the oven for you to put the form with the dough in and closed it again.

Then he voiced out his concern. "You know, ____...I think we are forgetting something...", he spoke, and you looked at him confused.

"Huh? And what would that be? Did we forget the baking powder?"

Mammon shook his head in thought. "No...the pack is opened and the spoon has some of the powder still in it, so we did use it...but I can't help but get a bad feeling from this...", he muttered, scratching his white hair in frustration.

You looked at the ingredients in thought. They started looking weird to you. then it dawned to you. You looked at mammon.

"Are...are the ingredients like the ones from the human world...?", you asked.

Mammon's eyes widened. He sucked in a breath. "That was it!...but...I -....I actually have no idea..."

that meant you two would have to wait and see the results.

...

"Heh, we made it.", Mammon spoke proudly as he looked at the cake, already drooling at it's nice smell and the shining light brown crust. You were still skeptical though.

"Let's taste it first.", you spoke before you cut off a small piece and gave it to Mammon. He bit it, blushing as you spoonfed him, but then he frowned at you.

"What?", you asked as you took a bite yourself before wincing. "Sugar.", you winced.

"I told you so. We should've put in more sugar.", he grumbled, but you only laughed. "C'mon, we can drink tea with sugar, it'll be alright."

Then you looked up at him with a sweet smile. "It was nice baking with you, Mammon."

The boy blushed at your words and stammered something back.

"N-no problem! A-a-and if you have some free time...some other day...I would--I'd like to bake one of my favourite cakes with you too...!"

"I'd love that."

---

Hellyu, how was that? I hope it was alright.

If you guys have requests for me, ask right away!

Read you in the next post!

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Fanfiction is very important yes but i also like talking to you 😔 it was just very interesting then 🧍🏻‍♂️.

My back is in fact hurting like a bitch the muscles are rock hard my god they're overreacting smh haha.

Yess board game nights are so fun! You should organise one for sure.

Pssht studying is overrated, tiktok is way more fun anyway yesyes. And selfmade gift yay! It sounds very cool :D

How was the charity event? I love whales i'm sure it was cool.

Anything else interesting happen today? :D

-Luan

Awww that's so sweet of you <333 I like talking to you too!

I just hope it will get better :(

Couldn't agree more. Studying is doubting your potential anyway OwO

Yesss, I would actually like to make more handmade things for people, but 1. I'm too much of a procrastinator, I'd have to start in January to get it all done and 2. I'm not creative enough to think of that many gifts lol

Yeah, the charity event was fine! I had a cup of hot chocolate and a fruit cake, it tasted really good.

Otherwise nothing happened today, I was just at home trying and failing to convince myself to study —.—

It rained outside tho, so it was really cool to watch the raindrops fall on the roof-window of my room :D

And what about you? Anything interesting today?

[hauntingblue]

Sabaody time.... I am so fucking scared

FIRST OFF I KNOW THATS NOT WHAT HE SAID!!!!

Another one for the sanji faces hall of fame

Luffy should have stuck with the fritters.... I know the end of this........

More for the hall of faces (? Got confused)

OH FUCK HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!

AJDKAJSK TELL HIM USOPP!!!

AJDHAKSBIASNAOAJ!!!!!! COLD!!!!

Califa wearing jabra's shirt bc nami ripped all her clothes 💀💀 wild

Franky and usopp team up with the sunny

Usopp once again just telling the truth

Look at him... 🧍🏻‍♂️

Conqueror's haki tease..... yeah

This just..... yeah.......

GET A JOB!!! LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!

Is he clocking that sanji had to cross the red line so he sure as hell didn't do it with pirates bc he doesn't know how...... or am I reaching (yeah)

Incredible use of the gag here btw

Shakky.... my queen... why does rayleigh have a former amazon lily empress and kuja pirate hidden away in a nasty bar in sabaody.... how can he do that... girl.... that love sickness really got her bad... and the man is gay for a dead man. Damn. WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

SHAKKY WHAT IS GOING ON!!! WDYM HE HAS A GIRL!!! RAYLEIGH WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? open relationship???? What is their deal. I am so curious now ajdhajnsns

Luffy is looking at the camera (?) Like he is wondering what their deal is too... he gets me

Also am I crazy to think that killer would uave been related to the shandians just by the way he looks.... the pants like wiper wears and the long hair like kalgara... also introduced fighting urouge who is a skypiean.... do you see my vision.... maybe oda went naaah with this and that's why his design changed after the timeskip but here??? Idk

Look at this fucking loser..... AHDJAHSKA

I so want to know what is going to happen to kid because he has been doing terrible things to people but we never get into that... maybe shanks was the consequences.... but anyways he is right here lmao... "aren't we kinda cute killer??"

They want each other so bad.... "and he's got bad manners 😏😈"

AN OLD MAN WHO WHAT also haki introduction hello 👋🏻 so I was right about luffy and the bull ALSO CHAPTER 500!! CRAZY!!! ONLY 630 MORE TO GO

Sanji smoking three cigarettes akdjsisjl he is STRESSED

Nami once again not having enough money to save someone she cares about we should all kill ourselves

Hachi blaming himself for being a pirate when even nami is worried about him right now.... we need to kill the celestial dragons

The fucking cover for this volume..... do they know....

Look at these fucking freaks

Usopp landed butt first into the tenryuubito 💀💀💀 Here we fucking go...

[richeeduvie]

Heyyy, I've got a kinda specific question.

When you are writing for Madman or any other story, do you sometimes write a scene but are unsure if you want to keep in or scratch it entirely? If so, how do you decide if it fits or not?

Have you ever feel pressured to not disappoint your readers?

Totally not asking because I struggle with this rn or anything :D

I can’t remember which specific chapter it was but it was in the 60s and I had about 2,000 words and counting? I kept writing and writing with that sick feeling. You know that pressurized feeling on your stomach when you’re doing something wrong? It’s like you just know that what you’re writing shouldn’t be the final product. So I scrapped it all and started over the next day. I was much happier with that chapter.

It’s more so about how necessary that scene is, which I think is more of a problem for Madman cause it’s a series. I always have little ideas and scenes that would be funny or cute but all in all, you guys have been getting chapters once a month 😭 and as much as I’ve been trying to get the physical energy for that to stop, I don’t think you want to come around after a month or a few weeks just for it to be plotless smut or fluff when you have my tumblr for that. Nacho’s a chew toy! Princesa’s having thoughts of abortion! Lalo’s happy!

We gotta keep it moving cause we can’t have that!

I feel like I’m disappointing readers everyday 🧍🏻‍♂️😫 no but seriously, I think with Madman I’m always proud of my chapters in the end - especially more recently, but with the content here I’m like…I think it’s more about how much I’m writing. But sometimes I’ll have a line where I’m getting frustrated cause I don’t know how to word it and I’m not satisfied. Once I post it, it’s just me thinking ‘oh yeah, they’ll know that was a half-ass line. They’ll know that’s not what I wanted’

So…to answer your question. Sorry, but for more plot heavy stories - if the scene is fun or something but it doesn’t add much, then I’ll shorten it or delete it entirely. If it was there to just fill up the word count, then yeah, I’ll shorten it too.

Anyways hope that helps

[queenofgraveyards]

ooooo yk i kinda want them to have an argument that starts off as a joke cause ivy is just trying to fuck with him but it goes wrong. something like he makes a comment about her never putting her stuff away and she just makes a snide remark back, just joking cause she knows her husband is never really mad at her. but it just happens to rub him the wrong way and he’s like idk why you have to make something out of nothing with your mean comments all the time, like why can’t you be happy we have a perfectly healthy relationship and we don’t need to start that toxic shit even as a joke. and ivy gets hurt cause shes like ??? how long has he thought that??? and also?? he’s kinda right im being toxic by trying to start something out of nothing bc we just have a normal good life together??? but also i was just joking???? and yeah boom

HOLY SHIT like…that is SO real and that would be the only way they’d argue bc maybe he’s just had a shitty day at work and he misses her being at work with him now so he’s kinda just like 🥴 everyone in this office is STUPID and I hate meetings and I hate not having my favourite person here to have lunch with and send stupid emails to throughout the day and then he comes home and maybe ivy is just…like she’s not a big emoter anyway we all know this so shes just like hi what’s up and then she’s kind of left shit everywhere and h for some reason is just like …this is stupid and he’ll say it nicely ofc bc he loves her but like what is SO wrong with just putting the mug in the dishwasher sweetheart? and ivy you know she’s the black cat to h’s golden retriever so she just snaps back like sorry I forgot I live in a fucking museum and h is just …🧍🏻‍♂️ and ivy doesn’t even blink and he gets hurt like he knows he’s a neat freak but it’s literally easier to put the mug IN the dishwasher than to leave it out and he’s just like you know you don’t have to be defensive all the time and then it just starts spiralling and it’s such a stupid thing to argue about!!!! but they’re both stubborn and they won’t back down and ivys a Scorpio ofc she fights back and her words strike to kill when she’s mad and well harry’s a fucking AQUARIUS do u think HES going to talk about it???

[summercourtship]

Omg new chapter!!! so much to digest!!! First lets talk about how Bruce is a socially awkward boy, poor thing! I can clearly visualize the wannabe influencer dragging him to take the picture with her and he’s just standing there like: 🧍🏻‍♂️.

Second! let’s talk about how Jonathan JUMPS at the possibility of spending time with us???? Like he went right to the chase, did not even bother to answer our question, and he was even sulking when we said no, like damn! You miss us that much? Like, you could have sent us a message, or something?!

Third! Edward abandonment issues are really showing here in this chapter, i felt so sorry for him! him calling worried that we had left Gotham without repaying our debt (but really he was more worried that we left Gotham AND him forever) And! he even open his heart to tell us a little of his past! Yes please!! More soft!Edward moments!!

And Fourth! Bridgit!!!!!! Omg how did you made me like a character so much in only one chapter??? She’s so cute! So fun and funny! she feels like a real friend! Golly I sure do hope nothing bad happens to her (😐)

Anyway i ADORED this chapter! all the interactions, everything was just perfect, always your writing stays impeccable!!!

I love the idea of this Bruce wanting to be more of a public figure but hating every second of it. Going from relatively isolated to putting yourself out there constantly must be exhausting.

With Jonathan, he wants to maintain the control he'd had over the reader's life and he can feel it slipping. She won't be his TA anymore, she'll be splitting her time between the asylum and her internship, she's being distant with him... Yeah, he's feeling a bit neglected even though like he doesn't quite put in the effort to maintain the relationship from his end. His whole "making her seek me out" shtick isn't going to work as well if the reader isn't also desperate for him and willing to overlook his shitty behaviors. Whether or not he knows that she knows, he is very aware that something has changed.

Like Jonathan, Edward is desperate to maintain his connection with the reader, which is more tentative than Jon's right now. Jon at least has some hold over the reader- Edward doesn't quite have that (yet). At the first sign that she's running away, he panics. He can't put his trust in the Batman anymore and can't exactly go into the city and do what he needs to do. His only hope at succeeding in his plan is... the reader. That's not to say that he is just using you- no, he wouldn't put all this effort into someone he didn't truly believe in.

I loved creating Bridgit, she's like, the ideal friend (minus having shitty friends and a criminal boyfriend but you can't judge her for that)

Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[straykats]

/meds talk, mental health as well ig, uhhhhhh

[blue-little-angel]

I'm gonna cry-

I have a friend who's 14, it's a girl and let's name her Tina okay? Anyway this Tina is quite a tempered person and has started to like steal my account to read Nsfw things (I didn't know until I saw that I reblogged a Nsfw fic (I was like 😐🤨😨) I was wondering when the HELL did I do that because I not in interested in Nfsw things and one day I saw her using my account (that's when I got an illumination about who reblogged the fic) I tried to talk to her but she started to get slightly violent and I immediately shuted up. She didn't reblog anything else but I won't be surprised that she is still using my account from time to time.

And with that whole story with feathergil et VIqer I feel slightly guilty about all this story (you know letting a minor (I'm a minor myself but some experiences in my life could prove that I'm slightly more mature) read Nsfw shit, so yeah feel free to judge me buddies. I should have stopped her but she's really a tempered lady 🧍🏻‍♂️

(English isn't my main language please excuse me if I made any mistakes)

[the-stray-pup]

[short-black-diamond]

Can you imagine how flustered Elijah would be if reader flirts with him in french even if he doesn't understand french

This is not a request I just wanna share thoughts and prayers

- some dude

broooo I'm imagining him rubbing his neck sheepishly as he shyly asks you what you just said, but since you're such a tease, you kept talking to him in french, and imagine him just looking up some french words and then he stumbles on the famous audio "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"

And he practises that, without looking at the rest of the audio. and then, when he asks you that question, it's your turn to blush.

That makes Elijah grin at you. "Uh- do you know what you just said?"

Elijah shook his head. "I don't know, but it made you blush!", he exclaimed happily. He was just glad that he didn't stay on the receiving end of getting flustered anymore.

you chuckled at his answer before telling him what it really meant "You asked me if I'd like to sleep with you."

And that made Elijah blush furiously, as he apologized a hundred times and covered his face in his hands.

...Yeah, he should check before he said something again.

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Sorry but I just wanted to write a scenario on your thoughts, it was impulsive. Bt we stan flustered Elijah

Anyways I hope you can give me more insight about your cool thoughts, dude (can I call you 🧍🏻‍♂️ ? or give me an emoji so I can seperate you form the other anons I have, okay sweetie?)

read you in my next posts, your diamond <3

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Ok i don't know much ab bacteria yet actually 😔 and blind maps bro that sounds hard, good luck!!! You did mention that yes lmao

BRO I AGREE SO HARD, the seperation by age does more harm than good atp, like friendships with larger age gaps can be so beneficial too, but the internet just makes them seem weird and bad, it's really sad.

Yess makes sense, and the temperature fluctuations with adrenaline and cold outside and exertion from playing i can imagine thats hard to manage.

Yeah my memory works a bit weirdly, i can't remember much (it's genuinely an issue) but at the same time i can memorise several song(s or snippets) on the piano just from youtube tutorials within a day bc i can't read notes and a ton of other random stuff.

Anyway i came here to tell you that to a happier year is killing me 🧍🏻‍♂️ its insane i love it i'm going insane about it. But i get the time argument 🫵, focus on school it's important yesyes

-Luan

Lmao

Thank you! I'll have to force myself to study today :(

Fr! Like just let people be friends ffs

That's so cool! I on the other hand if I hear the song, I cannot even guess the notes and how I should play it 😔

I'll read it later I promiseeeee