#anyways yeah i 🧍🏻‍♂️

[straykats]

actually while im exhausted im gonna rant 🤩

[mariclerc]

Silencing the haters | cl16 & gr63

Summary: the fans don't like your relationship with your boys, but you don't care.

Warning: hate comments.

a/n: just a little smau! i know it's a little short, it's like a second part of "petite sizes" I hope you like it <3

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georgerussell63 time to wind down 🩵🩵 📸 creds to ynusername

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[whyse7vn]

JUNGKOOK GETS ROBBED -

[ot7 x reader]

one direction 😜

8 participants — 8 online

———————————

jin: don’t laugh but

y/n: laughing

jin: fuck you

hobi: but what?

jin: found a grey hair today

namjoon: young in spirit !

y/n: can i be on your will?

jungkook: still love you bro 💜

jimin: he cried for an hour

y/n: LMAO

jin: and you dare ask to be on my will ?

y/n: 🥰🥰🥰

jungkook: have you guys listened to the song mad at disney ?

tae: bye

hobi: …

namjoon: are you okay now jin?

jin: i knew you were my favourite for a reason namjoon !!!!

i’m ok … i’m coping i guess there is not much i can do

i’m just gonna sit here and accept death as it comes

just know namjoon your name is on first line in my will ❤️

namjoon: thanks?

jin: you are most welcome

tae: can i be visual now?

jin: no.

anyways y/n…

y/n: OMG ME FOR VISUAL JIN IM HONOURED 🙈🙈🙈

jin: again no.

yoongi: lol

jin: y/n i fear we are going to have to reproduce to save my bloodline and fill my gap in the group

y/n: YOU FEAR ???

jin: i mean ur not the best person to reproduce with…

y/n: what’s that supposed to mean ??

jin: i said what i said.

y/n: i’ll have you find i’m a GREAT person to reproduce with

jin: really?

y/n: really

jin: i’ll guess you’ll have to prove me wrong.

yoongi: gross

tae: omg wait… i’m dying too

y/n it’s the only way

save the kim bloodline

jungkook: im mad at disney disney

namjoon: bro…

jungkook: they tricked me tricked me 😔

y/n: jay park so ugly omg

hobi: i pass the mic pass the mic

jungkook: wtf don’t talk about my bff like that

jimin: BFF 😨⁉️

tae: god forbid…

yoongi: hell naw 😟

namjoon: oh

y/n: and that’s your problem….

always saying dumb shit that make me want to hit you

jin: did he not steal from you? or did someone make that up

jungkook: moving on lol

y/n: NO FUCKING WAYHXJXJDMFJCJKX

jimin: LMWOSOSOSO NOT HIM REALLY STEALING KNGSGHDNX

yoongi: LMAO

hobi: 😭😭😭😭😭

jungkook: it’s not even that funny it was an accident.

namjoon: what did he steal?

jungkook: just some headphones nothing major

namjoon: the studio ones?

jungkook: yeah he said he’ll bring them back they accidentally fell into this bag

yoongi: are you fucking dumb?

namjoon: did you get them back?

jungkook: he says been really busy lately

y/n: LNASKSOODODOFKCKDKCKCKX

hobi: wow…

jimin: you deserve it idc

tae: PLSNSJSJJXJDJXJXK

jin: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

jungkook: shut up

y/n: you ain’t never getting them shits back so sorry my love

yoongi: fr

jimin: i hate enhypen

y/n: omg ?!

tae: same lol

yoongi: who

hobi: fever fever fever

namjoon: what did they do to you?

hobi: love them

jimin: idk i just felt like being a hater

namjoon: ok??

y/n: sunoo is great

jimin: no fuck him

y/n: fuck you

hobi: do you think enhypen hates us?

jin: we are bts ofc they don’t tf

tae: true

namjoon: …

jin: what

sorry i didn’t lie

y/n: no comment.

yoongi: also no comment.

jin: also no comment

hobi: ???

namjoon: you made your comment already jin?

jin: no

namjoon: whatever

tae: i stand by what i said

jimin: i honestly couldn’t give a single fuck about what they think

y/n: omg who crawled up ur ass today

jimin: 🧍🏻‍♂️

yoongi: crazy

jungkook: i think we should give jay park a chance guys

jimin: bye.

tae: peace ✌🏼

y/n: …

hobi: out.

namjoon: tired of this bs

yoongi: 👋🏻

jin: bitch.

…

im back omg ???? this is literally just a draft that i never finished that’s why it sucks so bad 😭😭 freeing everything from my drafts so stay tuned for that !!!

[short-black-diamond]

Obey me looking a lil lonely there so here's my request for your 300 followers event Congrats btw hope you reach it soon👍

I would like the "Heh, we (almost) made it." Paired with 'You guys have to bake a cake, but you mess it up' for my favourite idiot, Mammon

- 🧍🏻‍♂️Good luck on finishing all of the requests you have

Dude not you calling me out on having to write requests😭💀

Anyways yeah let's do this! I also love Mammon with all my heart <3

I will write about a russian cake which is very easy to bake and it will mostly take two hours of your time, I'll explain it to you in the fic.

Russischer Grießkuchen “Mannik”, ausführliches Rezept - YouTube

This is the link, sorry that it's in german because I'm Austrian and I speak german...so yeah, but I will write it in the story as well :}

Also a lil Beel slander but we love him.

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Sugar.

It was the simplest cake you've ever made, so why didn't it work this time? Did you maybe forget to put in the baking powder? Did mammon forget to put in the melted butter?

Let's go to the root of it all.

...

"Eh? 40 minutes waiting? Why?", Mammon asked as you weighed 400 gramms of wheat semolina.

"Because the buttermilk and the wheat need to be left swelling in order for the cake to go up when it's put in the oven.", you explained as you took half a litre of the buttermilk and mixed it with the wheat into a dough, and you then put a plate on the bowl in order to keep it protected from flies or something like that.

Mammon furrowed his brows in confusion. "Are you sure 150 gramms of sugar will be sweet enough for the cake?", he asked as he replayed the video to see if it really said that.

You shrugged your shoulders. "it's best to stick to the receipt, no?"

"Hm...I still don't know if it'll be sweet enough..."

"well, it's actually preserved for when you drink tea, you know?"

"Huh, Satan would love that. I hope Beel doesn't eat the dough though." "Me too, but I thought he only ate tasty stuff?"

Mammon gave you an unnerving smile. "he...he once ate a remote and mistook it for food...and when he realized that...he didn't give a shit and ate it up...nothing is safe near him."

You nodded in understanding. "Well, if we can bake this cake here, thent we can bake dozens for Beel. I'm sure he'd love that! Also, the cakes always make me feel full!", you exclaimed happily as you then weighed the 350 gramms of flour and mixed it with the sugar.

Some of the flour got into Mammon's face and you couldn't help but giggle at his face. He grinned before blowing some into your face. You two goofed around a bit before turning serious. But, whenever one person looked at the other, it ended in a laughing fit because none of you guys wanted to wipe away the flour, just to make the other one laugh.

You added a tablespoon of baking powder to it before leaving the dry mixture alone as well, and you ordered Mammon to take out the butter from the refrigerator and also four eggs.

"My mother always told me that it'd be best to let the eggs cool down. Whenever I'm making a biscuit cake, I always take the eggs out the day prior in order for the cake to become fluffier, and it actually really helps!", you rambled ahead as Mammon listened to you intently. He liked that you were so chatty with him.

He loved the fact that literally none of the brothers were there to interrupt your time with him. Lucifer, Levithan, Satan and Belphie were doing their thing, were the eldest was doing paperwork, the third eldest playing games, Satan reading yet another interesting book and Belphie just sleeping.

Beel was out with his friends to do some sports, and Asmo was out to go shopping.

"Really? Maybe I shoulda show ya a receipt as well sometimes, ____!"

"You know how to bake cakes?"

At that, Mammon stopped as he averted his eyes, rubbing his neck sheepishly. "No...but when I use a baking video as help--you know?"

You nodded reassuringly. "Of course! The first ten times I bakes that cake, I was never sure with the weight-numbers, so it's safer with help than without it!"

Mammon sighed in relief that you didn't bully or tease him for it.

After you cut off some from the butter to have it weighing 200 gramms, you put the rest of the butter into the refrigerator and left the eggs next to it.

"Now, we just have to wait for half an hour.", you spoke and cleaned some utensils, with Mammon watching you.

Mammon felt like there was something you two didn't consider, but he didn't know what. And as the minutes passed where he was on his phone, and you looking at his phone, the feeling intensified.

...

"Okay, 40 minutes are over, let's melt the butter now!", you cheered happily, and Mammon took out a pan and heated it up. You cut the butter in pieces to have them melt faster, and ordered Mammon to whisk the cracked eggs before adding them to the flour and sugar, which were mixed with the table spoon of baking powder.

He did as you told him, and he was glad that he didn't mess anything up. Soon enough, you told him to add the dough (wheat and buttermilk) to the mix, and he also mixed that before you let the butter in the bowl and told Mammon to step aside as you worked on the oily dough.

"Please heat up the oven, Mammon.", you said softly, and he complied. You then looked at the baking forms in thought.

"Rectangular or round?", you asked, eyeing the forms. Mammon shrugged as he turned to you. "Which form did you use?"

"Round."

"Then let's use the round one."

And with Mammon's help, you managed to put baking paper underneath the form before he closed the edge, trapping the paper in between and you spluttered the dough into the form.

After pressing it down evenly everywhere, mammon quickly opened the oven for you to put the form with the dough in and closed it again.

Then he voiced out his concern. "You know, ____...I think we are forgetting something...", he spoke, and you looked at him confused.

"Huh? And what would that be? Did we forget the baking powder?"

Mammon shook his head in thought. "No...the pack is opened and the spoon has some of the powder still in it, so we did use it...but I can't help but get a bad feeling from this...", he muttered, scratching his white hair in frustration.

You looked at the ingredients in thought. They started looking weird to you. then it dawned to you. You looked at mammon.

"Are...are the ingredients like the ones from the human world...?", you asked.

Mammon's eyes widened. He sucked in a breath. "That was it!...but...I -....I actually have no idea..."

that meant you two would have to wait and see the results.

...

"Heh, we made it.", Mammon spoke proudly as he looked at the cake, already drooling at it's nice smell and the shining light brown crust. You were still skeptical though.

"Let's taste it first.", you spoke before you cut off a small piece and gave it to Mammon. He bit it, blushing as you spoonfed him, but then he frowned at you.

"What?", you asked as you took a bite yourself before wincing. "Sugar.", you winced.

"I told you so. We should've put in more sugar.", he grumbled, but you only laughed. "C'mon, we can drink tea with sugar, it'll be alright."

Then you looked up at him with a sweet smile. "It was nice baking with you, Mammon."

The boy blushed at your words and stammered something back.

"N-no problem! A-a-and if you have some free time...some other day...I would--I'd like to bake one of my favourite cakes with you too...!"

"I'd love that."

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Hellyu, how was that? I hope it was alright.

If you guys have requests for me, ask right away!

Read you in the next post!

[richeeduvie]

Heyyy, I've got a kinda specific question.

When you are writing for Madman or any other story, do you sometimes write a scene but are unsure if you want to keep in or scratch it entirely? If so, how do you decide if it fits or not?

Have you ever feel pressured to not disappoint your readers?

Totally not asking because I struggle with this rn or anything :D

I can’t remember which specific chapter it was but it was in the 60s and I had about 2,000 words and counting? I kept writing and writing with that sick feeling. You know that pressurized feeling on your stomach when you’re doing something wrong? It’s like you just know that what you’re writing shouldn’t be the final product. So I scrapped it all and started over the next day. I was much happier with that chapter.

It’s more so about how necessary that scene is, which I think is more of a problem for Madman cause it’s a series. I always have little ideas and scenes that would be funny or cute but all in all, you guys have been getting chapters once a month 😭 and as much as I’ve been trying to get the physical energy for that to stop, I don’t think you want to come around after a month or a few weeks just for it to be plotless smut or fluff when you have my tumblr for that. Nacho’s a chew toy! Princesa’s having thoughts of abortion! Lalo’s happy!

We gotta keep it moving cause we can’t have that!

I feel like I’m disappointing readers everyday 🧍🏻‍♂️😫 no but seriously, I think with Madman I’m always proud of my chapters in the end - especially more recently, but with the content here I’m like…I think it’s more about how much I’m writing. But sometimes I’ll have a line where I’m getting frustrated cause I don’t know how to word it and I’m not satisfied. Once I post it, it’s just me thinking ‘oh yeah, they’ll know that was a half-ass line. They’ll know that’s not what I wanted’

So…to answer your question. Sorry, but for more plot heavy stories - if the scene is fun or something but it doesn’t add much, then I’ll shorten it or delete it entirely. If it was there to just fill up the word count, then yeah, I’ll shorten it too.

Anyways hope that helps

[queenofgraveyards]

ooooo yk i kinda want them to have an argument that starts off as a joke cause ivy is just trying to fuck with him but it goes wrong. something like he makes a comment about her never putting her stuff away and she just makes a snide remark back, just joking cause she knows her husband is never really mad at her. but it just happens to rub him the wrong way and he’s like idk why you have to make something out of nothing with your mean comments all the time, like why can’t you be happy we have a perfectly healthy relationship and we don’t need to start that toxic shit even as a joke. and ivy gets hurt cause shes like ??? how long has he thought that??? and also?? he’s kinda right im being toxic by trying to start something out of nothing bc we just have a normal good life together??? but also i was just joking???? and yeah boom

HOLY SHIT like…that is SO real and that would be the only way they’d argue bc maybe he’s just had a shitty day at work and he misses her being at work with him now so he’s kinda just like 🥴 everyone in this office is STUPID and I hate meetings and I hate not having my favourite person here to have lunch with and send stupid emails to throughout the day and then he comes home and maybe ivy is just…like she’s not a big emoter anyway we all know this so shes just like hi what’s up and then she’s kind of left shit everywhere and h for some reason is just like …this is stupid and he’ll say it nicely ofc bc he loves her but like what is SO wrong with just putting the mug in the dishwasher sweetheart? and ivy you know she’s the black cat to h’s golden retriever so she just snaps back like sorry I forgot I live in a fucking museum and h is just …🧍🏻‍♂️ and ivy doesn’t even blink and he gets hurt like he knows he’s a neat freak but it’s literally easier to put the mug IN the dishwasher than to leave it out and he’s just like you know you don’t have to be defensive all the time and then it just starts spiralling and it’s such a stupid thing to argue about!!!! but they’re both stubborn and they won’t back down and ivys a Scorpio ofc she fights back and her words strike to kill when she’s mad and well harry’s a fucking AQUARIUS do u think HES going to talk about it???

[summercourtship]

Omg new chapter!!! so much to digest!!! First lets talk about how Bruce is a socially awkward boy, poor thing! I can clearly visualize the wannabe influencer dragging him to take the picture with her and he’s just standing there like: 🧍🏻‍♂️.

Second! let’s talk about how Jonathan JUMPS at the possibility of spending time with us???? Like he went right to the chase, did not even bother to answer our question, and he was even sulking when we said no, like damn! You miss us that much? Like, you could have sent us a message, or something?!

Third! Edward abandonment issues are really showing here in this chapter, i felt so sorry for him! him calling worried that we had left Gotham without repaying our debt (but really he was more worried that we left Gotham AND him forever) And! he even open his heart to tell us a little of his past! Yes please!! More soft!Edward moments!!

And Fourth! Bridgit!!!!!! Omg how did you made me like a character so much in only one chapter??? She’s so cute! So fun and funny! she feels like a real friend! Golly I sure do hope nothing bad happens to her (😐)

Anyway i ADORED this chapter! all the interactions, everything was just perfect, always your writing stays impeccable!!!

I love the idea of this Bruce wanting to be more of a public figure but hating every second of it. Going from relatively isolated to putting yourself out there constantly must be exhausting.

With Jonathan, he wants to maintain the control he'd had over the reader's life and he can feel it slipping. She won't be his TA anymore, she'll be splitting her time between the asylum and her internship, she's being distant with him... Yeah, he's feeling a bit neglected even though like he doesn't quite put in the effort to maintain the relationship from his end. His whole "making her seek me out" shtick isn't going to work as well if the reader isn't also desperate for him and willing to overlook his shitty behaviors. Whether or not he knows that she knows, he is very aware that something has changed.

Like Jonathan, Edward is desperate to maintain his connection with the reader, which is more tentative than Jon's right now. Jon at least has some hold over the reader- Edward doesn't quite have that (yet). At the first sign that she's running away, he panics. He can't put his trust in the Batman anymore and can't exactly go into the city and do what he needs to do. His only hope at succeeding in his plan is... the reader. That's not to say that he is just using you- no, he wouldn't put all this effort into someone he didn't truly believe in.

I loved creating Bridgit, she's like, the ideal friend (minus having shitty friends and a criminal boyfriend but you can't judge her for that)

Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[houndthemf]

New here, don't have any idea how to introduce myself.

Anyway call me Noah, Thomas or Hound (yeah..)

My pronouns are He/They/Xe/It, I'm a trans dude and also non-binary.

I look like a joke to the punk community, small as hell, cringe humor, quite ugly.

My whole life is about complaining to everyone, dreaming of being rich but will probably end up homeless, drawing big tiddies guys and don't have any idea what I'm doing with my future.

Anyway I'm also gay (wow so original)

Single because been dumped 🧍🏻‍♂️

I'll probably post some drawings of mine here

Ok bye

[blue-little-angel]

I'm gonna cry-

I have a friend who's 14, it's a girl and let's name her Tina okay? Anyway this Tina is quite a tempered person and has started to like steal my account to read Nsfw things (I didn't know until I saw that I reblogged a Nsfw fic (I was like 😐🤨😨) I was wondering when the HELL did I do that because I not in interested in Nfsw things and one day I saw her using my account (that's when I got an illumination about who reblogged the fic) I tried to talk to her but she started to get slightly violent and I immediately shuted up. She didn't reblog anything else but I won't be surprised that she is still using my account from time to time.

And with that whole story with feathergil et VIqer I feel slightly guilty about all this story (you know letting a minor (I'm a minor myself but some experiences in my life could prove that I'm slightly more mature) read Nsfw shit, so yeah feel free to judge me buddies. I should have stopped her but she's really a tempered lady 🧍🏻‍♂️

(English isn't my main language please excuse me if I made any mistakes)

[straykats]

/meds talk, mental health as well ig, uhhhhhh

[the-stray-pup]

[atrirose]

♡. THINGS THEY DO MAKE YOU FLUSTER

𝐅𝐓. OT7 . . . 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 : none , not proof read , rest undercut

𝐖𝐂. 0.6k . . . 𝐆. FLUFF

𝐀𝐍. school has rlly taken me for granted, also to ppl who understand arabic I hope you see the lil arabic i used 😔( not me being excited over my broken arabic🧍🏻‍♂️), anyways enjoy. would be rlly appreciated if you can reblog with some feedback and like

i. . .𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐆 : brushes your stray hair behind your ears while you talk to him, hee is a gentleman but don’t let that confuse you, he would do anything to see you all red, a sense of pride? yes most certainly. he noticed that doing so just leaves starstruck and in awe so he does that, honestly to you he seems like a prince doing that even though his motives are not necessarily princely “you look beautiful” also throws his signature smile for extra effect. 

ii. . .𝐉𝐀𝐘 : wears your initial around his neck so whenever it flashes it leaves you giddy, I mean who wouldn’t be giddy when you have THE jay park wearing your initial and calling himself as your property, he knows what effect it has on you he purposely plays with it when he is around you “how is it?” “it's pretty jay” makes you compliment the necklace at least 100 times a day.

iii. . .𝐉𝐀𝐊𝐄 : cooks. that's it, a man who can cook for you is the biggest green flag, husband him up in a heartbeat, his main agenda is cooking for you but also learns cooking so he can impress your family aka getting easy access as son in law “you know you should hurry up and propose to me” he said while serving you his ‘special meal’ he cooked for you “I plan on wifing you up real soon don’t worry” he is shocked but you don’t if its from proposing him real soon or calling him your wife lol.

iv. . .𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐍 : stretches in front of you, makes sure he flexes his biceps, his abs, and then winks at you thinking himself as irresistible, he is but you mostly give him a deadpan look even though you feel you heart beating 120km/h but you try not to inflate his already inflated ego “like what you see” “not really” looks at you in disbelief “yeah keep lying but you can’t deny my handsomeness” “yeah that I can’t” you said because it looked like he would cry any moment 

v. . .𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐎𝐎 : calls you randomly to say ‘i love you’, kim sunoo doesn’t care about the time to call you and say that he loves you, whether it be 3 am he would call you, in school passes you random sticky notes and treats, sits and learns I love you in different languages and makes you guess it “ana ahibuk” looks at you to answer “did you use google translator again” — “guess the language yn” pouts and urges you to answer “arabic” stares at you blankly because he thought you wouldn’t know “how DO YOU KNOW THAT?” acts shocked for no reason “this is the third time this week so I memorized it”

vi. . .𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐖𝐎𝐍 : becomes strict, leader yang all the way through unlike others he doesn’t do this on purpose but it's just something about him being pissed passive-aggressive is so attractive so you do stuff to make him pissed, I don’t blame anyone who makes won mad at purpose I mean have you seen him??!!! maybe a lil scary but it's still hot “correct your collar yn” you chose to ignore him “no” walks over to where you were sitting “correct it and if you can’t do it yourself then I would do it for you” at last he did correct the collar for you 

vii. . .𝐍𝐈𝐊𝐈 : bends down to talk to you, it started as a way to make fun of your short height but now he does that to intimate you/ make you blush “it's not funny niki stop” he bends down “oh I thought it was though” smirks on purpose, his main excuse is that he can’t hear from ‘his height’ so bend down to listen to you. smh I would kick him

[short-black-diamond]

Can you imagine how flustered Elijah would be if reader flirts with him in french even if he doesn't understand french

This is not a request I just wanna share thoughts and prayers

- some dude

broooo I'm imagining him rubbing his neck sheepishly as he shyly asks you what you just said, but since you're such a tease, you kept talking to him in french, and imagine him just looking up some french words and then he stumbles on the famous audio "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"

And he practises that, without looking at the rest of the audio. and then, when he asks you that question, it's your turn to blush.

That makes Elijah grin at you. "Uh- do you know what you just said?"

Elijah shook his head. "I don't know, but it made you blush!", he exclaimed happily. He was just glad that he didn't stay on the receiving end of getting flustered anymore.

you chuckled at his answer before telling him what it really meant "You asked me if I'd like to sleep with you."

And that made Elijah blush furiously, as he apologized a hundred times and covered his face in his hands.

...Yeah, he should check before he said something again.

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Sorry but I just wanted to write a scenario on your thoughts, it was impulsive. Bt we stan flustered Elijah

Anyways I hope you can give me more insight about your cool thoughts, dude (can I call you 🧍🏻‍♂️ ? or give me an emoji so I can seperate you form the other anons I have, okay sweetie?)

read you in my next posts, your diamond <3

[subtle-edge-of-rot]

My love I've read and reread your Michael portion of your master list a couple times at least 🧍🏻‍♂️

I love reading your writing and your brain is so beautiful and I want to read it so many times just to absorb how good you are at articulating things and--

But also?? Him just wanting to see us one more time?? 🥺

Gods, I don't think I'd ever live down the fright of the first meeting. Michael comes to your house genuinely believing that he won't make it and you have to spend who knows how long patching him up and making sure he survives without being able to call a professional or someone more experienced than you for help. Imagine holding him up and trying to drag him to the bathroom so you could lay him on a couple of old blankets and get his overalls off only to see just how badly he was hurt.

You use what you have stored around to get him out of a critical state and even then you have to go around the house and mop up blood that only seems to smear on tile and stain carpet. A little hydrogen peroxide in your mop water and you have your area looking decent again but you had to throw out a nicer rug you had around.

But after the patchwork is done and the infection clears to the point where you don't have to monitor him you get to actually know him. Sometimes you spot him rummaging through an entire box of cereal at 2am and you finally getting to the point where you can comfortably touch him without him jolting away.

Imagine the anxiety the first couple times he leaves for hunts comes back covered in blood again. This time it's not his but you still insist on checking him for anything life threatening anyway. He'd finally feel cared about and secure in his feelings for you while your hands rub off blood from his chest and hair in a warm bath you ran.

-💙

I’m beyond flattered by you, Blue, you always blow me away with how sweet you are to me 🥺

Literally screaming thank you so much for boosting my confidence maybe I’ll actually write a book one day 🥺

And yeah, it’s super sappy but you’re his person even if neither of you consciously know it. He wanted to die somewhere he found at least slightly comfortable.

Me either. He’s bleeding all over the place on your front porch in the middle of the night, and you have to make a split decision as to whether or not to help Michael fucking Myers who will definitely die without immediate help. Your good nature and a deep gut feeling you have to help takes over and you pull him into your house. Good thing you’re a medical professional (you get to pick nurse, doctor, whatever floats your boat) and at least somewhat know what you’re doing—and your first aid kit is baller.

As fast as you can, you drag him to your bathroom and immediately lay him out on towels, and cut open his coveralls and start your work. You have to sew him up with a sewing needle sterilized with a lighter but you do a decent enough job. Once he’s all patched up and clean, you spend a considerable amount of time him into a spare bed, and immediately set to work cleaning up all the blood off of yourself, your bathroom, your hallway, the foyer, and the front porch. You don’t sleep that night.

You don’t think the infection would clear, and you take a leave from work trying to get him through it, unwilling to let evil die. He’s delirious, murmuring in his fevered state and reaching for you as you wet his brow with a cold cloth.

When he’s better he of course never leaves and it’s forever after that 🥺

[ackermansupremacy]

Okay! Last time for today i promise. Collage au where you’re in a friend group with eren, mikasa, armin, connie, sasha, and jean and you all live in a apartment together but the reader and eren slowly become more than friends

Uhm, yes. I LOVE this concept

Did someone say chaos? No? Oh...well

CHAOS

Why you all decided to move in together? No one knows

Life in that apartment is WILD

But also really fun

Upon you and all of your highschool best friends getting into the same or neighboring colleges

You guys already knew y’all were gonna move in together

Everyone was caught up in the excitement of moving in together you guys didn’t plan the greatest

So you didn’t establish who was bringing what furnature so the first night you guys all were standing in your empty living room like 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻🧍🏻‍♂️

Except Mikasa and Armin who were at least a little prepared

So everyone made a little impromptu trip to walmart for some cheap airmattresses or sleeping bags 🗿

With that many people moving in, you were able to get a bigger more expensive apartment spanning about four bedrooms

So everyone shared a room with someone

And because Jean DEMANDED he have the privacy of his own room

You ended up rooming with Eren

You didn’t mind, the two of you were good friends anyway

It wasn’t weird at first, you guys were able to call dibs on the biggest room so it wasn’t like you were forced to sleep close to each other like in bunk beds or something

In fact, you guys liked sharing a room

It beat Mikasa’s tossing and turning

And Armin’s sleep talking

You guys would stay up late at night talking, or having study sessions together until the early morning hours

And sometimes you would wait up for him to get back from his part time job to talk for a bit

Neither of you really wanting to stop talking to sleep

Thats when things started getting a little weird

Those late night study sessions would happen multiple times a week

And you found yourself looking at him far longer than you should’ve while everyone laughed over Jean and Connie fighting over the singular xbox controller

And defending him when he was accused of eating Sasha’s snacks

...And not getting irritated when you found out it was him that changed the thermostat

But you refused to let it go beyond there

But Armin always noticed how long you would gaze at Eren when he wasn’t looking

But he also noticed how long Eren would gaze at you while you weren’t looking

And Armin’s no cupid, but he did eventually ask you about it

The question really took you off guard, because hell you didn’t even know if you had feelings for him or not

It had you deep in thought for a hot minute

But the way you felt about him really came out when one day the two of you were alone in the kitchen

Just talking

Then he started to get a little closer

And closer...

And closer leaning in and letting his eyes hood until your faces were mere inches apart

Then Jean busts in yelling something like “WHERES THE WHITE CLAW AT?!”

You weren’t sure what would’ve happened if Jean hadn’t interupted but man did you want to find out

So that question boggled your mind for a few days until you just had to ask while studying together one day

“Were you going to kiss me that day?”

Eren was clearly caught off guard by the question, he dropped his pencil

“Sorry I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable”

You immediately told him you weren’t uncomfortable and you just thought you should ask

“...Did you want me to kiss you?” “Yeah....I think I did.”

Your face felt like it was on fire at this point but you didn’t want to keep quiet and have to share your room with him for potentially the next few years

“Do you want me to kiss you right now?” “Yeah....I think I do.”

And the rest is history ❤️

*****

I’M SO SORRY IF THIS ONE WAS BAD ITS CURRENTLY 7AM AND I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN 24 HOURS

[mooshs-crack-headcanons]

What is/are your favorite part(s) of JJBA?

Hi anon I'm so glad you asked! :)

Tldr: Parts 2, 5, and 6!!

My thoughts and opinions (shorted and simplified) on each part thought anyway:

I don't hate phantom blood, I really do appreciate it serving the purpose it does with Jonathan and Dio's backstory and I think it sets up the foundation for the Joestar curse and everything else very well, I just don't really like rewatching/rereading it because I do admit it does feel a bit slow at times, which is funny given its the shortest part, but I love Jonathan - he's very sweet and charming and a good protagonist it just kind of sucks himself as character (him being alive/not just his legacy) is tied to part 1 and my opinion on part 1 is unfortunately a popular one so he doesn't get as much attention, probably fuelled by parts 1 and 2 being pre stand jojo, which just sucks :/

I have a love hate relationship with Joseph. I hate what he did to Suzi Q but I also really love his himbo thot ass character in part 2. Joseph in my eyes is what fucking carries part 2 (besides bloody stream being best anime op. Fight me) He can be very dumb, but also very smart. He can be a coward, but also very brave. He can be very annoying, but I miss the fuck out of him as main protagonist once stardust crusaders starts. Part 2 definitely has its problems I'm definitely not overlooking that, however it's storytelling and main cast of characters is one of a kind in jojo and I feel has never fully been truly "replicated" (but with has most definitely came close in certain parts) when it comes to its feel it has, or at least the feel it has to me.

Stardust crusaders. Jotaro. If there has ever been a character more mischaracterized by the fandom, its definitely fucking him. Jotaro isn't this "emotionless edgelord" that fucking hates everything and that he's "forced" to go to Egypt to save his mother because he's morally obligated to. No, we've seen it over and over again the opposite in fact; he cares a lot - yeah he called his mother a bitch but immediately he's willing to go all the way to Egypt to take care of his great great grandfather's old rival and take on his family's curse just to save her life - he's just fucking absolute dogshit when it comes to communication and expressing himself, you know a character flaw, that he comes across as the fucking stereotypical "tough guy, jerk emotionless protagonist". Jolyne has every right to feel the way she does about him, yes I'm not making excuses but I get his motivation at least in head, even he knows this and is willing to bare the resentment his daughter has for him by staying out of her and her mother's lives if that meant that all of his crazy family bullshit for as long as he can make it so not effect her life for as long as he can and he made it work for 19 years but immediately when she's in prison past starts keeping up he's on the way and he's there for her. But again his communication skills are dogshit so can't really express this to her without being... Jotaro. I know I dug a little into part 6 here but Jotaro is a somewhat complex character, I can relate to because my irl communication and expressing of myself is... really bad and I too can come off as rude and mean when I don't want to (bc adhd and autism for me) it just seeing fandom interpretation of his character really bugs me so it unfortunately effects my enjoyment of part 3 a lot. But I really liked the introduction of stands, the core crew is like a family, and the final fight with DIO 😚👌*chefs kiss* im gay for anime violence.

Diamond is unbreakable is cool, I really like Josuke, I liked the stands and fights in this part for the most part. It's just the whole Joseph thing that really.... eh for me. Again, love hate relationship with him - this is the hate part. Like one hand we do get Josuke out of it but on the other Joseph cheating on Suzi Q WITH A FUCKING AT THE TIME COLLEGE STUDENT just 🧍🏻‍♂️I felt came literally out of nowhere and was like a somewhat random bs excuse for Josuke to still be a Joestar. I do want to say I don't blame Josuke's mom either, I wouldn't imagine Joseph at the time telling her he was married (I think it's been a while since I watched this part) and you know, again, she was a COLLEGE STUDENT and he was an older man and she was left a single mother out of it so feel for her, her and Suzi Q were both cheated out of it at the end of the day. So part 4, I liked but... Joseph 🤛

Golden wind. Listen, it's Golden wind if that doesn't say all it needs to that I don't know what will 🤷🏻‍♂️ also Giorno's shitty abusive upbringing I can relate to a lot bc my childhood was shitty and abusive as well 🙃

Stone oceans ending is the hardest I've ever cried at a manga. I just fucking hope the anime can live up to that, the anime onlys are not fucking ready. Hell, I wish I was an anime only so I could relive seeing it for the first time all over again. Stone ocean is my favorite part of all of Jojo and I'm not even talk about it further to avoid spoilers to those anime onlys who may just so happen to come across this post. Part 6 is a part that deserves to be first experienced with a fresh pair of eyes and no spoilers.

Oh and I'm not that familiar with parts 7 and 8 so I don't think I have the right to talk about them 🤷🏻‍♂️ but I do believe with part 6's ending their existence and their own fan love is justified.