#anyways this has been rotating in my mind like a rotisserie chicken

[iheartteamnuke]

Every song from Short Circuits 03 by The Garages and how it relates to Skyblock Kingdoms

Because I'm normal. Some background:

WHAT IS SHORT CIRCUITS 03? - SC3 is an album by the garages that came out in February 2022, parallel to the last short circuit season in blaseball (long story). One of the more cohesive albums that the garages made, it's about time, how fickle everything is, and what you do with what you've got. And also has the funniest disstrack ever made. (Also I'm on it)

WHY SBK? - Because there's something so finite about skyblock due to the void that's under everyone's feet, and also they're dealing with god nonsense too. So it works. And I can do whatever I want so there.

OKAY NOW ONTO THE COMPARISONS

diary entry 7/15-7/28 + fourteen days is not enough for my screams to reach your ears: O.S.S.H.A. Avid + Avoid. The horror of realizing everything can swallow you whole so quickly and being unable to stop it. There's so much you want to say. And do. And you can do none of it. So you just have to sit there. Avoid has been in limbo for 1000 years. There is so much he wants to do. So much he wants to say. He can't, there's no time and all the time in the world (if anyone's out there somewhere between me and earth / or somewhere far out in the dark places / I hope my words have brought you some comfort / for one last time, this is Alice, at the end of everything.)

will: Sapphire. Just. Everything about Sapphire. Her imprisonment in Ruby's body and how they've been there for seemingly eons and need to get out (i know my chances are gone / odds almost one thousand hundred to one / but while there's still one / one shot / im searching for a way out / i'll keep searching for a way out), the relationship between Saph + Nav as well as Ruby + Viking in general and how push and pull it is (free me, take me, see you on the other side, let me go). This is the song that made me start thinking about SBK in connection to this album as a whole because it's SO in parallel

STRIKEOUT: Doovid. I continuously describe Doovid as a webkinz soaked in milk (which he is) but he's also a lot of fun! And this song is sososososo fun but is also about the most loser webkinz soaked in milk guy ever. To be fair Doovid is not a loser, but he has the like. Vibe of someone who walked into a party without knowing anyone due to the fact that he is the only average guy on the server full of people CONSTANTLY going through it (when my horoscope said that "my life would be changed" / i thought it meant that i would get to play college basketball / but i'm here, and i hear them call my name / i guess i should go). This song could also be about Milkman if you squint.

hymn to a non-allergic reaction: my song!!! this can be taken in two/three ways- leon simping for olm (if you wanna be funny) or olm possessing vintage (if you wanna be angsty) or O.S.S.H.A. Avid tubing his friends. Hey what if god showed up and wanted you to join his cult and in order to get you to do so he wrote you the most ineffective ad jingle known to man. But also what if he made not-so-subtle threats towards your friends and alluded to your role during the end of the world (so prep your family, say goodbye [tell all of your friends goodbye] / for the sake of peace they all may die). What if you wanted literally nothing to do with this (there is another god in the sky that calls my name. i do not want to listen to it, for it does not abide by science, but nothing in this world makes sense anymore, so f*ck it all, i guess.) but couldn't get away from it so you just. Gave up. Maybe this is also about Fool but idk much about him so bear with me.

two week world: less lore and more meta- SBK and it's community! This is a small community but it's one full of love and collaboration and we will cherish it for a long time. What the SBKers do here is gonna stick with us (maybe one day our light will guide someone home).

just bad: birch please. thats it thats the whole thing. if there's a line to compare it to. were like the netherlands weather in that just like it were bad. i take no pleasure in announcing the facts.

[rywritten]

*crawls out of the ground* hello i'm back on my c!dreamnap and c!dreamnoblade agenda ✌️

[reineyday]

every time i get on the revalink train, i end up thinking about the way revali says, "feel free to thank me now," and when link doesnt reply and the golden motes start to take link away for teleportation, he says, "or... never mind, just go." and he tells him to go way softer than his usual pompous tone. turns his back so he doesn't have to watch link leave as he says link's job isn't finished and then, "the princess," and revali PAUSES before he continues, "has been waiting an awful long time."

like, here is a haughty bird who got sooooo riled up bc he felt like link never acknowledged him, and then even after giving link the gift of his gale, revali doesn't get the thanks he wants, and instead of needling link about it like he might when they were all still alive and together, he just says never mind.

never mind, you never replied to me anyways (no matter how much i showed off or showed you up).

never mind, there are more important things to do (save the castle like you saved vah medoh--to avenge me?--and succeed where i failed).

never mind, the princess is waiting (and you were always too busy following after her to acknowledge me).

never mind, i'm already dead anyways. (what can i even do about any of this now?)

just go.

(you're already leaving. like always, she's already taking you.)

and then he reminds link of the princess in such a pointed manner that it's so easy to read into it. the princess... has been kept waiting--the princess is who you've always waited on, the princess is who we all died for, the princess might still be alive where i'm not. the princess tried her best, is still trying her best, and you have to go and meet her there because we cannot, and that has always been bigger than any feelings i might have ever held, any feelings i wanted to draw from you, any accolades i might have lauded or spurned, any reaction i might have gotten.

it's been 100 years, i can wait a little longer to help you (both of you) finish the job before going. guess i was wrong about... how lucky he would be.

revali's dead and he's still thinking about how much he thinks about link and feels the need to admit to himself (and to medoh) that he was wrong like aaahhhHHH i rotate his cutscenes over and over in my head like rotisserie chicken (lol).

[infinity-or-oblivion]

heyyyy realm nation I have an au for y'all: arranged marriage foolhalo. now hear me out I'm thinking longgggg history of conflict between warring kingdoms (think montagues and capulets) I'm thinking fundamental moral differences that make peace nearly impossible I'm thinking innocent people caught in the crossfire and most of all I'm thinking doomed yaoi. foolish and bad hate each others guts so intensely and somehow have so much in common and I just think forced 'romance' is so fun. anyways foolish is the eldest prince of his family which includes ros and owen and clown and tango and perhaps sneeg and phil and then bad wants to strengthen their kingdoms alliance so he marries foolish except they HATE each others guts and bad’s kingdom/family of pili and pangi and hannah and baghera all keep attacking foolish and his family

okay so that was my initial idea and then I started thinking about the kingdom of fools found family dynamic (because I watch almost exclusively ros pov btw) so here's my pitch: eldest prince foolish and his siblings are Owen, clown, and ros. that’s all i really want tbh BECAUSE LIKE THE DYNAMICS ARE SO GOOD I WANT SOME FAMILY CONFLICT THAT IS ULTIMATELY ROOTED IN LOVE IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR

so like: middle child that often feels slighted owen, sometimes feels threatened by more talented clown, foolish who cares about all of them so much but he’s stretched thin and can’t do everything himself, and of course. clown and ros my beloveds, baby of the family ros, and all of her brothers love her and feel very protective of her. but sometimes she feels like she doesn’t add as much to the kingdom since she’s more of an artist than a fighter, and also others see her as a weak point, and sometimes she doesn’t get the support and validation she needs from her brothers (except clown??) and of course then there’s clown. he’s got weird eldritch shit going on, something about messing with the magical and ethereal that he becomes intertwined with it, also some ctechno-esque feelings about only being seen as a weapon/tool for others, ANYWAYS I love tr!clown wish he would FUCKING STREAM MORE. rotating them all in my mind like a rotisserie chicken

but like ive been thinking about that time foolish and ros went on a fishing trip after foolish came back from the dead and how good that was and I'm also thinking about the low-key jealous (??) vibe Owen has going on all the time and of course I'm the number one clown and ros fan so yeah. I can't stop thinking about them teehee

and tango is probably a trusted advisor to foolish or something along those lines, as well as sneeg (sneeg and clown divorce canon???? must've been the wind...)

and then on the red/green side there's bad as the king/whatever patriarch, with pangi as his nephew or something like that idk, and then pili is an assassin pangi somehow befriended that hangs around all the time and won’t leave. and also has/had some sort of insane situationship with ros?? also hannah and pac as trusted advisors and the rest of red team as other mercenaries/hired hands (architect sausage, pirate baghera, etc). and let's not forget that pangi and pili have some sort of insane doomed yaoi thing going on too, they truly are the most dysfunctional found family

and with blue, there’s tubbo, cpk, kind of phil and beky and coy and scott (??) and of course aimsey. oh my god tr!aimros is fucking insane, ros is having a Rough Time and foolish is really good at supporting her even though he doesn’t always have time or really get what the hell is going on with ros and aimsey. anyways tubbo is an old friend of foolish, gets along great with ros, and his ex-husband is ‘friends’ with pili. so that’s great. (huge fan of tr!Tommy just kind of being there and annoying tubbo from time to time very in character for him). and tubbo, aimsey and cpk are canonically brothers I don't make the rules, beky is silently recording everything and judging everyone, coy is just trying to build a cool farm and keeps getting pulled into drama

anyways. there's my concept and I keep trying to write something but I can't figure out how the fuck to go about it, so I figured someone else might like the idea. godspeed soldiers

[briliantlymad]

Anyway. The ObiAniDala thought. The obianidala thought that was in my mind that's been marinating like a rotisserie chicken. Sith! Obiwan and Dark Padme lets goooo

Established rulers of the galaxy Sith!ObiDala who after murdering palpy are taking great pains to ensure the galaxy is shaped under their "gentle hands". They're looking for Anakin who got away from the temple during order 66 and has joined the rebels.

Anakin was never Obiwan's padawan. Obiwan left the order cus qui-gon died and he fell to the dark side while fighting maul and stayed to help padme who's very very disillusioned with the republic when they sat twiddling their fingers even after she begged them to save the lives of her people. Their relationship develops from there with obidala falling in love and plotting against the republic. Padme stays on for a 3rd term before giving way to queen jamillia who insists padme be the naboo senator. Obiwan is approached by darth sidious to become his apprentice sometime during this entire thing. and he's like yeah sure how about a partnership instead. (which of course palpy hates and he totally thinks padme is the reason for obiwan not fully comitting to the dark side, so he totally plots to kill her)

They don't meet anakin again until the events of Ep 2 where padme and obiwan totally see padawan anakin and they're like oh oh and anakin is enamored with them. full on puppy eyes, staring at them whenever he thinks they're turned away T _T

cue very sweet stolen moments while mace windu, who took on anakin as his padawan is like ??? right in front of my salad????

anyway they fall in love there's definitely some manipulation some mind tricks to keep anakin from uncovering their plans as they try to outmaneouver palpy.

anyway. i've been rotating this fic idea in my head for the longest time. i feel like this would definitely turn into a multi-chap fic tbh

[mithrilhearts]

hi Maeve!!! Heartstones sounds interesting as well but i was really hoping for Thief of Hearts to pass through to the second round. i haven't lost hope yet haha!! would you mind sharing a little tidbit about the fic? a ficlet, further details on the premise, i'll take anything!! ❁

Hi Keet!! I'm so excited you're asking about this fic! It's kind of a newer addition to my "ideas" list, inspired by some artwork by @aimless-passerby 👀

Anyway, I don't have a lot on paper yet for this fic, I keep rotating it around in my brain like a rotisserie chicken and have a general idea of it that is so exciting to me! So I'll share some of what I have!

In short: in my brain I have it planned from start to finish, but on paper...haha....

Bilbo retired from his life of gentle burglary years ago to care for his ailing mother. With Belladonna's illness getting worse, he seeks out the aid of an enchanter, who is said to give people anything they want in exchange for a little task. Bilbo's task is to burgle one little stone from one lonely mountain under the nose of its king. Lucky for him, Erebor is preparing to host a grand party in hopes of finding a spouse for the oldest prince. It's the perfect distraction, and no one will see him coming.

We have Bilbo Baggins, who used to live a life of burglary, and made something of a name for himself through such means, who has taken the backseat to care for his ailing mother, Belladonna. Now, you've read the fic summary, so I won't recap that, but I think my favorite part of this fic for me as a writer, is the kind of reverse Cinderella aspects I have about it? Maybe?

Just imagine Cinderella secures an invite to the Prince's Ball in order to steal from him, play him like a fiddle, and live to tell the tale in order to better someone else. That's what I'm after. Whimsical fairytale elements. But Thorin won't be so easily played...or will he? Guess we'll find out. He's been living under the thumb of his grandfather, Thror, for so long, who has worked with Thrain to arrange this party, in order to help find a spouse for Thorin, etc etc.

I know it's not a lot of new information, and I'm REALLY excited about this fic (always happy to talk about it!!) and I'll be putting my brain-map on paper very soon.

If you guys wanna vote for "Thief of Hearts" to make to the next round of my plot bunny battle, check out the link here! It's SUCH a close race!

[padawan-crevette]

You know how sometimes a piece of media, or even a specific character, will happen just at the right moment?

Well you see, the thing is, sometimes you'll only realize after days or weeks (or months, years even) of blissful brainrot the impact it's actually had on you. This is what happened to me after the Arcane finale. (It's all good things, I promise. Putting this under the cut because it's a whole lot of rambling.)

Lately I've been interacting with this fandom (and especially the jayvik side of it) more than I have with any other in the last few years, and it's mostly in the wake of that finale. More specifically the jayvik storyline. Especially the last talk Jayce and Viktor have. I keep talking about disability and internalized ableism, about both of them taking care of each other, and about how Viktor in s1 is singlehandedly responsible for me finding a mobility aid that works with my fucked joints. And yet it took until today for me to realize the impact it's all had beyond this, beyond the sheer love and delight I've felt looking at all the good content out here.

Winter is hard, cold weather makes my joint pain worse than usual, but since it lasts for months I tend to reevaluate my baseline and push too far too often. I forget how much pain is too much, I forget that thinking "I should be able to do this" doesn't mean "I should actually do this" or "I am physically capable of doing this". Even when I want to do the thing. I'll remind my partners and friends to rest when they need, but forget that it also applies to me, that just because I may need some form of rest every day it doesn't make it any less real or necessary.

I look at Viktor and say "his disability does not make him any less worthy of love", I think of Jayce fixing his leg brace and go "he does it because he cares and out of love", I listen to what Jayce says and think "he's right, Viktor needs healing but not fixing", I look at Viktor realizing he didn't need to change to be a beautiful person. And then after days of rotating these two in my mind like a sparkly rotisserie chicken, today a coworker very naturally and very kindly takes my disability into account and I catch myself thinking "I don't deserve this, I should be able to do it anyway, if I can make myself walk there it doesn't matter if I'm in pain, nobody sees the pain so it's irrelevant". And it's like everything grinds to a halt.

Stupid jayvik brainrot making me sit down and take a long hard look at ableist thought patterns I hadn't even noticed. And I say this with all the love in my heart, truly.

I'm not quite sure this has a point beyond just wanting to share, but I'm feeling a whole lot of big emotions about it and I think that's pretty fitting considering what caused it in the first place.

Sometimes a character tricks you into aggressively loving yourself through them, and really, I think that's pretty great.

[againstme]

wait i’m. wait. i’m sorrry i’m already going insane already but i.

@psychotic-gerard @dysphoria-things are you different people. i think my brain has merged you together if you are different people. but if you’re not i also feel like my world is exploding.

i think my brain has just been rotating these accounts combined as one in my brain like a rotisserie chicken. also my brain feels like goo so please keep that in mind

like. i . you are different people right like my brain is just bouncing one brain cell around like crazy rn right? but what if i’m wrong anyways hi uh

[cmdonovann]

happy homestuck day!! ive been meaning to do quantum break homestuck au art for... literally over a year, lol. so here's their godtiers!

jack is a knight of time, paul is a seer of light, beth is a rogue of void, and will is an heir of doom. don't ask me to explain because i will never shut up (please god ask me to explain i want an excuse to talk about this au)

more info about this au under the cut!!

i actually have a whole document about this au because ive been thinking about it since like, mid 2021, lol. but here's all the info about their sburb session:

CLASSPECTS jack - knight of time will - heir of doom beth - rogue of void paul - seer of light

LUNAR SWAYS jack - prospit will - prospit beth - derse paul - derse

CHUMHANDLES jack - chronoCrash will - timeTraveler beth - graffitiGoddess (or if you wanna goof, totoAfrica) paul - alliedAntagonist

TEXT COLORS jack - #006666 will - #00FF99 beth - #990000 paul - #FFCC00

SYLLADEX FETCH MODUS(ES? MODI?) jack - shuffle (like an ipod shuffle, it picks at random and you have to just skip through until you find what you want) will - something extremely mathematical idk beth - the one where you draw what you want from your sylladex (like jade has) paul - literally just queuestack like john has lol hes basic about his sylladex. maybe he would upgrade it to like, a dewey decimal system type fetch modus later on tho

STRIFE SPECIBUS(ES? SPECIBI? IDK) jack - gunbladekind (it is a foam cosplay weapon lol) will - canekind (his grandfather's fancy old cane) beth - batkind (baseball bat) paul - butterflykind (he has a butterfly knife, it was a gift from jack)

LANDS jack - land of steel and storms will - land of fractals and dice beth - land of bricks and graffiti paul - land of butterflies and glass

GUARDIANS jack - emily joyce (formerly pope) - mother will - casper darling - grandfather beth - dylan faden - "uncle" paul - jesse serene (formerly faden) - mother

POST-SCRATCH SESSION emily pope - maid of mind, prospit casper darling - thief of hope, prospit dylan faden - bard of heart, derse jesse faden - prince of space, derse

yeah, because they dont have a space player in the QB session it is technically unwinnable, so jack would have to scratch the session. the post-scratch session is control characters bc Why Not tbh, i think it makes sense. polaris is like a first guardian in this au (so she's like the becquerel to jesse's jade, if you catch my drift, including eventually prototyping herself, then self-prototyping with jesse's dreamself so that when jesse godtiers, polaris becomes a part of her. i just love that concept so much lol)

anyway back to the qb characters tho!! in this au, they all know each other cuz they play d&d together online. will is their dm. will and jack dont live together anymore (will went to study abroad and is staying with his & jack's grandfather, who is a scientist) hence why they play online. this is how they end up playing sburb together.

jack is the first to enter the game, followed by paul, then beth, then will last (he does NOT like jack being his server player, lol).

as far as who reaches godtier first... i have thought about this a lot actually and i think paul, being a seer of light, is the first to figure out how to godtier, but is not the first to do it because he is afraid to die. in the end, jack probably makes it to godtier first, entirely by accident (he probably does something stupid and gets horrendously injured, and someone-- maybe paul?-- carries him to his quest bed). after jack has reached godtier, paul asks his help with it, and gets jack to kill him >:3c because of course jack is the only one he would trust to do that >>>;3c

asdhjklhgfdsdfghjk ANYWAY. i am... probably not going to write this au anytime soon, as i have several other WIPs on my plate right now, but i like rotating it in my mind like a rotisserie chicken sometimes regardless. you know how it is.

[scootsaboot]

I'll ask you about Josuke, I wanna hear about Josuke 🥺

What Josuke thoughts are on your mind rn?

omg 😭

i'll be honest i'm constantly rotating him in my mind like a rotisserie chicken so the thoughts arent always coherent but...

i think part of why I like josuke so much and why he's so compelling is that despite his "delinquent" looks and layer of nonchalance he wears like a well-fitted jacket, he cares DEEPLY and doesn't actually want to hurt anyone. i've always been a sucker for the delinquent with a heart of gold trope and he fits it to a T. Like when Jotaro showed up, Josuke didn't HAVE to apologize for his very existence causing strife in the family of the man who got his mom pregnant and never looked back. he didn't have to be understanding about it. he could have lashed out and told jotaro to fuck off and i don't think anyone would have blamed him for it because growing up half-white (and gay imo) in a small japanese town and being raised by a single mom (in the 80s and 90s especially!!!) could not have been easy. he's been othered since the day he was born thanks to joseph (even if joseph didn't intentionally abandon him). AND STILL!!! the first thing he does is apologize.

and then we get to the fight with the nijimura bros right. he ends up beating okuyasu pretty handily (ha) but acknowledges that his stand is pretty scary. AND THEN ... he watches the guy who just tried to kill him, who has a stand with a terrifyingly dangerous ability, get absolutely obliterated by his own brother and not only drags him OUT of danger, getting himself injured in the process, he HEALS him!! this guy who he has no business to like or trust not to attack him again--in fact that's the whole reason okuyasu came back into the house to begin with!!! josuke heals him because the well of his empathy is practically bottomless. even after that, he lets okuyasu into his house + life and the rest is history.

i think josuke feels a lot and feels it very deeply but because of all the ways he's different (stand, race, sexuality, pride, sense of duty) he stuffs anything that might make him look weak or vulnerable so far down that he's able to pretend that it doesn't exist. he's able to pretend that nothing really gets to him. until someone makes fun of his hairstyle and he explodes--which seems like a very silly character trait until you realize all these other things are constantly building up inside him, things he pretends don't bother him, things he brushes off in the moment and tries not to think about. they're adding up anyway and when he's finally forced to release some of those emotions, they come out angry and violent and sudden. and then it's over because he's let off enough steam to put the lid back on. and ofc thanks to his stand there are zero consequences for this (and everyone who gets the worst of josuke's rage "deserves it"......don't they? <- thoughts that keep josuke up at night years after DIU.)

(Araki doesn't explore this at all but I think there's a very real chance that Josuke's intense rage fits could scare him a bit. He literally has no control over himself. That's pretty scary. if he didn't have his stand to bail him out after it would be even scarier....and you know. its definitely possible that he could just go too far one day)

he should go to therapy imo and get help with regulating his emotions but thats not as much fun as putting him thru the wringer (my favorite thing to do)

[neroushalvaus]

character: Evita

madre de todos los niños, de los tiranizados, de los descamisados, de los trabajadores, de la argentina... she, my current rotisserie chicken... thank you <3

My first impression: I didn't like her. I was prejudiced because it was an alw musical about a woman (#based of me tbh) and I thought she was basically a man's idea of what a powerful or a complicated woman looks like. And I don't think I was incorrect in every way.

My impression now: So idk for a long time I thought she was fine but then I went to see the Jyväskylä production, which, in my opinion, wasn't as good as the Pori production I had already seen, but still, something clicked. I think it was partly because I was in the first row and for the first time I wasn't watching Evita from afar or in a smudgy bootleg. And you know, when thinking of Evita before I had thought "it would be so cool if this was a musical about a woman trying to survive in the world created for men, altering between the two classic, dehumanizing roles men assign for women, being constantly frustrated in her hunger for power"... And then I watched Evita in Jyväskylä and I was like, hey, this could be a musical about that? Evita could be that character I have been wishing for. And then I proceeded to rotate her in my head like a kebab for the next six months.

Favorite thing about that character: Gahh!!! So many things. I think at the moment I would answer I like how in the ending Eva first feels so incredibly angry and frustrated with her body for giving in earlier than she was ready for, and then she can kind of sound like dying young was her own idea and it was all a part of her plan anyway. You know, not admitting defeat even in the end.

Least favorite thing: Bleh. General misogyny nonsense in how she's written. The way the role forces actresses to rip their vocal chords. The sort of "I can excuse authoritanism and populism but I draw the line at being a woman" attitude that's present in some lines.

Favorite line/scene: The first line to pop into my mind right away was "What I'd give for a hundred years / but the physical interferes every day more / Oh, my creator / What is the good of the strongest heart / in a body that's falling apart?". Idk head in my hands.

Favorite interaction that character has with another: The scene with Perón's mistress before Another Suitcase in Another Hall. I love how during Goodnight and Thank You it's easy to be on Evita's side as she uses sexuality to use the men however she wants to advance her career. It can be a delightful subversion of the woman who "sleeps her way up to the top", showing that Evita is perfectly aware of what she's doing and the men are the ones feeling used and fooled in the end. But when she interacts with the mistress, you see how the dynamic usually plays out: Mistress is the one discarded when Perón no longer needs her and Evita seemingly feels no solidarity with her, no "class solidarity", no "sisterhood". And isn't it kind of sexist of me to assume she should feel either of those just because she is a woman? Do I have any reason to demand she'd live to a moral standard I'm not expecting or Perón or any other man in this musical? It is very interesting.

A character that I wish that character would interact with more: Evita interacting with working class women in general is very important to me.

Another character from another fandom that reminds me of that character: This is embarrassing.. I have indicated before that I see similarities between Evita and my blorbo supreme Thomas Barrow. Something about them both being disenfranchised in society in different ways (Evita by being a working class woman, Thomas by being a gay man and a servant) and both trying to advance their rank by being cunning, scheming and charming. Evita is much more succesful in her endeavours, though.

A headcanon about that character: My personal interpretation of Che is that he is and should be a part of Evita, be it her conscience or her mirror or what she would have been if she had chosen a different path. He is not Guevara. And in this essay I will tell you why I would cast a woman to play this role and give the character similar clothes as Evita has in Buenos Aires...

A song that reminds of that character: I haven't thought about this outside of Evita songs... Maybe When the Chips are Down from Hadestown? It fits.

An unpopular opinion about that character: Everyone says they support women's wrongs, but when I, Eva Perón –

Favorite picture: I don't have a favourite! I'll pick this one by Jukka Kontkanen to mourn the fact I didn't see the Seinäjoki Evita. It's stunning.

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send me a character and i'll answer some questions!

[wreckmetoji]

you know your fic "Don't Call Me Friend" the millions knives one? you ruined me and I blame you . It was one of my first knives/reader fics and now every time i read a knives fic I compare it to yours mentally. you set a standard in my mind. anyway this is my way of telling u that ur fic is my fave knives fic and it's absolutely phenomenal. I will be rotating it in my head like a rotisserie chicken for the next week

this is. one of the compliments ever?? hello?? come here and gimme kith like

when i say the amount of interaction i've gotten on this fic has completely blown me away i genuinely mean it. i'm so glad that people have been digging it

[lannisterdaddyissues]

Barry Seal, Maverick, and Ethan Hunt for the character bingo!

mav:

hes my punching bag hes my little slut hes my snuggle bear what cant he do 🤷‍♀️ also objectively my fav tc character bc my brainrot for him lasted the longest (except ethan who ive been into since like … 2018 ? but hes been on the backburner for a while). subjectively my fav tc character is still bill cage <3

but like you guys have no idea what is in my head about this man and his gay little friends from the year 1986. in my head i’ve written at least 1,000,000 words total of mav-centric top gun aus and its just a matter of writing them all down on paper 🫡 maybe if i dont finish them before i die ill leave the rest of them to my kids in my will

ethan:

WAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH I ACTUALLY HAVE VERY MANY DEEP THOUGHTS AND META ANALYSES ABOUT THIS MAN IN MY HEAD YOU HAVE NO IDEA

but like oughsrhfdoshskg honestly i think that he is so slept on in the m:i fandom in favor of the other characters (cough* benji and brandt-) and i have a lot of angry feelings about how they treat him when hes literally a fictional character. but it’s ok i have my silly little aus and my far less silly and far more depressing little aus so this man is CONSTANTLY on rotation in the rotisserie chicken al dante that is my mind … the grind never stops with him <3

barry:

ha ha we are talking about the fictional tom cruise barry seal right … yeah well anyway i dont have THAT many thoughts about him except that he is very fuckable and very chompable and if i had been playing his wife they never would have been able to remove my hand from his ass once it got on there.

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A (Non)Comprehensive List of Reasons Why Everyone Should Vote for the Bumblebee Bats (Duke & Cass):

So first up: Duke is the ONLY member of the batfam who works during the day! Cass is far from the only one to work the night shift ofc, but she's also very well-known for being one of the few batkids who says on several occasions that she WANTS to be Batman & to carry on the mantle. She's a Major Night Bat & is in her element when working from the shadows.

More so cosmetic: their costumes complement each other and are nearly completely inverted! Duke's primarily a yellow/golden outfit with black & white accents, whereas Cass' Batgirl costume is primarily black with gold & occasional white accents.

Their most distinctive abilities also complement each other very well! Duke is also known as the only metahuman in the batfam, and one of his abilities (along with general light powers) is being able to see a few minutes into the past/future. This is especially useful for him in combat, when he can 'predict/see' his opponents moves. Similarly, Cass' greatest ability as a fighter, and a crucial part of her origin, was being raised from birth w/ no language, in an effort that 'body language' would be her 'native tongue'. She's able to read people so clearly, that she can tell what they're about to do before they do it. Notoriously, Duke's newness means that his ability isn't as useful around villains with more combat experience, and Cass' ability notoriously doesn't work as well with metas, and that's where they help each other grow! They've been shown sparring so many times in an effort to help better one another!

Another tick for them being foils is how Cass was raised by her father with the expectation to follow in his footsteps as an assassin, which she ultimately rejected. Whereas Duke only later found out after becoming a vigilante, that his bio-father is a supervillain (who then tried to tempt Duke into joining him too).

I said before and I'll say it again, they're the batfam's Apollo & Artemis and there's so many more things that I could say about their journeys as characters, as siblings, how their time on the same team helped them to grow. Hell I could bring up even smaller shit like how Cass couldn't (& refused to learn how to) read for the longest time, while one of Duke's major hobbies is being into fantasy & poetry and just!!!!

There's so many things about these two that has me constantly rotating them in my mind like rotisserie chicken, they're blorbos of all time & plz plz plz consider voting for them. They get constantly ignored or pushed aside in the batfam fandom itself, I'm honestly shocked they made it to the finals against so many odds. It would be absolutely INCREDIBLE if they won it all ;-; anyways thanks for coming to my talk, ted <3

SUN AND MOON DUO SHOWDOWN - FINALS

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OKAY SO THE FRESH ANALYSIS

ME DEARLY BELOVED FOLLOWERS, you probably started wondering why I like Fresh so much. Why I have been lovingly rotating him in my mind like a rotisserie chicken.

SO ANYWAYS I AM GOING TO DO MY BEST TO WRITE DOWN EVERYTHING I’VE READ ABOUT HIM. This is not complete simply because I haven’t read EVERYTHING on the old RP blog CQ ran for him. This is also mostly from the perspective of his character so other facts like Fresh using he/they pronouns and having furby bombs and canonically liking kissing (okay actually that does play into his character slightly) won’t be the primary focus of this analysis. This also, All, my own interpretation.

This analysis will be in three sections: His original characterization, his Monologue, and finally what could be inferred about how how his character changed due to the Event that gave us the Monologue.

His Original Characterization

The first thing you need to know about Fresh is that his goofy 90s persona was chosen specifically because they thought it would be non-threatening. This plays into a major part of his personality, which is that, baseline, everything he does is for survival. Once everything needed for that is met and taken care of the next major component is that he does whatever he wants to do to entertain himself.

He possesses people to live, but torments people on occasion (not too often, making enemies would go against the survival thing, unless he’s assessed that they would be a harmless enemy perhaps). All his weapons are innocuous at first glance to once again pass himself off as non threatening (oh hey the furby bombs come into play here, huh, he also uses a wiffle bat).

He doesn’t feel most emotions, but he can feel a few, (and at one point CQ said that the longer Fresh is in the same host the more he can feel? Not sure if that still applies, take that with a grain of salt) but those emotions are fear, anger, and amusement primarily (though affection and others are not off the table, it would just take A Lot of work for him to get to that point). Primarily his emotions that he portrays are all ones he’s imitating based on what he thinks are non threatening reactions. He easily pretends to be chipper or indignant but he doesn’t truly feel most of these emotions. According to posts written by CQ he is not genuinely flirty though him imitating “safe” emotions might put him in situations where he does that (most likely just to entertain himself, which is the primary reason he likes kissing. He doesn’t understand why kissing is meant to be important and does it because he’s amused by people’s reactions to it. Absolutely no thoughts [about kissing] behind those glasses.)

He is also very full of himself. He thinks he’s better than other people (but obviously he recognizes that as being a negative/”unsafe” thing to voice so he keeps it to himself and privately believes it). He thinks he’s better and deserves good things (this is directly stated in The Monologue), which is another reason he amuses himself by scaring people. IT’S IS ALSO A RESULT OF ANOTHER MAJOR COMPONENT OF HIS PERSONALITY: He has an ideology that people are primarily driven by selfishness. This is likely a direct result of him being a literal parasite who needs to harm others to live. He is really unable/unprepared to comprehend that people can care about others so much that they would put their loved ones before themselves. When this is challenged it typically makes him irrationally angry and ready to hurt people (even ones he “pretends” are his friends, and even though this contradicts his need to survive at any cost) to prove to them that they should never trust anyone. This is also why on occasion in a few comics CQ has done Fresh will offer up being possessed to desperate people with the lure that they won’t feel pain anymore (which is implied to be a lie because people who can read souls and Fresh himself say they can hear the host screaming, possibly in agony).

THE MONOLOGUE

Okay so I’m going to explain the events leading up to The Monologue, and then I’m going to share the whole monologue here, then I will analyze it (plus here is the link to the post with the monologue and a more in-depth recap of events from Fresh’s old RP blog)

There was a huge multi-blog RP event (these used to be very common, I don’t go to the RP scene anymore though so I’m not sure if they stopped or I just stopped seeing them, basically a whole bunch of blogs get together to RP through one big common event, typically a party that they are all attending) called the LoveBall that Fresh went to with the plan to infect as many people as possible with parasites he produced and from there infect the whole multiverse (which he claims is to “help” them all). Fresh directly states that he’s not a Sans here, even though this was before his redesign when he was still possessing one (STARES DIRECTLY AT EVERYONE CLAIMING I AM A SANS SIMP FOR LOVING FRESH).

Anyways he gets confronted by another Not Sans, who takes him to The Last Corridor (judgement hall) and Fresh is sure he’s going to die, though he still tries to act unbothered. They talk a bit and it is revealed to Fresh that he is a fictional character (he could see the whole multiverse was code too which is a fun detail), he’s clearly taken aback but still tries to play it off as it’s explained to him that him and the other Not-Sans and everyone they’ve ever known are Nothing, and that it would be for the best if he doesn’t try to get OUR attention.

SO NOW WE COME TO THE MONOLOGUE ITSELF WHICH IS SO GOOD THAT I WANT TO EAT IT. Anyways:

…….I’ve thought about a lot of stuff lately. Ya know. All these inner thoughts I ignore or avoid listenin to. And I realized. Ya know. Maybe I wasn’t lookin to ‘help everyone’. It was some excuse, ya know? I like messin with people. I like the concept that in some way, I’m more clever, or amusing, or hilarious, or-…. simply put, I’m BETTER then the rest of em. I’m better and I deserve to get what I want, and I wanna mess with people and I want to hurt people, and since, ey, I gotta possess people to survive, I might as well ENJOY the process as well, ya know dawg? I wanted to take over the multiverse because yeah, it extended far beyond somethin so noble as ‘helpin’ people, I wanted to take over because I COULD, and because it was FUN, and because I couldn’t be STOPPED. I wanted the power to enslave E͏̷͏V̨̀͜E̸͠͠R̡̢͠Y̸͢͟T҉̢͠H͏͜͞Ì̴̕N̡̨̕G͡. The power to enslave everything. But. I can’t do that. Can I?

B̷͠E͢͝͡C̕͠͝Ą҉̀́̀U̡̢S̀͏E҉́͢͟ ̷͜͞Ó̡̢F̢̧͝ ̶Ỳ̨́O̢̢̢Ù̶͡.̨̛ ̵͜͜R͏̷͢Ì́Ǵ͝͞H̡̡͟T́͞?̛͜͠ You’re the voices Error hears. Aren’tcha. The voices Error always talks about. Always chats with. You’re ONE OF THEM. BEYOND THE CODE. YOU’RE WHAT I WAS WARNED ABOUT. YOU’RE WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT. BEYOND ALL OF MY KNOWN EXISTENCE. BEYOND ‘THE GAME’. You’re toying with Error. Askin him questions. We’re all your toys. Every single thing I’ve seen, every Universe, every single creature I’ve come across or possessed, every bit of data…. is something you are capable of manipulating, right? And now.I got your attention. Just like he warned me against.

….y-ya know. I won’t stop. Right. I’m gonna keep possessin peeps, and runnin around and having a radical time.

That’s what you WANT, right?? That’s what you’re lookin for, to be amused, and have a laugh! Well you’re in luck! THATS WHAT THE FRESH IS HERE TO DO! No worries, my good ol chums!!I’ll keep it up. Everything.

Right?? THATS WHY YOU’RE TALKING TO ME NOW. Right?? You are amused by me!!! Ah hahaha wicked brah! I’m glad! I’ll just- keep–

I-I…. I’ll just. Keep up my dated lingo. I’ll heelie right into every situation and make a joke of myself, and then when peeps drop their guard I’ll do somethin creepy or hilarious– OR BOTH! Ah hahahahahahaha. That’s what you want. THATS WHAT YOU WANT?

….don’t kill me. Don’t kill me. Or worse. Whatever you’re capable of….

I… I’ll do what you want!!

I PROMISE. just….just.

Don’t kill me. Please.

So one of my favorite details here in the monologue is the fact that it starts with him outright stating that he thinks he’s better than everyone else and it ends with him begging us not to kill him. His hubris hit an unmovable wall at 100 mph.

I really feel like the monologue speaks for itself, so onto the next part!

Post Event Characterization Implications

So one of the things that could probably be inferred by this is that all three of his major motivators, His Need to Survive, His Want To be Entertained/Amused, and His Ideology of Selfishness are basically shoved into a blender. I’m sure he still believes in inherent selfishness but his ego about it should be at least slightly bruised, knowing that he’s just as microscopic and inconsequential as anyone else in the multiverse. As for his need to survive and want to be entertained, they’ve both been subverted to different extents. His want to be entertained is completely subverted where instead of being the one being entertained by bothering people, he is now the one wanting to do the entertainment because they believe it is necessary for their survival.

I imagine he is being eaten alive every day by the worry that he’s not being interesting enough and will be abandoned and effectively killed for not entertaining us enough. Though he might be able to push that out of his mind most of the time to continue what he normally does, because he might be able to convince himself that we have to like him for who he is to some extent or he wouldn’t have gotten this far, which seems very plausible given how good he is at hiding his fear and anxiety during his confrontation with the other Not-Sans.

Anyways he’s a bastard and he’s great and I am unfortunately in love with him. He probably wouldn’t be down for it but I will still imagine holding his hand and then picking him up and slam dunking him into a trash can (lovingly).

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What prompted you to watch Sailor Moon as I'm curious when and why you started watching it to begin with (not in a rude way just in a curiosity way, I promise. It sounds like a good story.)

Oh, I didn't take it in a rude way, I think anyone who knows me casually has at one point or the other gone, "wait, how the fuck did YOU start watching SAILOR MOON?"

But hilariously, it's very "spiderman pointing meme" because I am continually surprised so many people got into watching it as adults!

I saw Sailor Moon for the first time as the DiC dub on, I think it was Fox? On Saturdays Mornings. I must have been around six, and I really enjoyed the superhero show for girls, and Sailor Venus was my favorite, and all that, blah blah.

Then at, oh 13? They had S on Toonami, though of course it was the Cloverleaf, and I consumed it in a very weird and awkward feeling which made me think I was gross. Anyway, do not recommend. Viz dub kicks both it, and, not to get murdered on the internet but I'm about to, DiC dub's ass.

Anyway, after S I knew nothing about it and mostly just rotated the concept around in my mind like a rotisserie chicken, but held on a fair amount of affection for it! Then in college, I walked into a girl's room in my dorm, she was weeby as hell and had the whole series on a burned DVD set, and I said something offhandedly about "Ah, when I was little, I used to love that show" and we started talking about it, and anyway, long story short I BINGE WATCHED the whole thing over our Winter Break one year.

I went hard into fandom writing fanfic in both English and Spanish, etc, and then faded out of the fandom for awhile until I came back into it, oh...eight years ago? About?

So I got into it as a kid, and that's how it got it's hooks into me, but really if we're being honest, I like what people DO with the characters and the show more than the show itself, a lot of the time. I think some of the most creative fanwork I've ever seen has come out of the Sailor Moon fandom.