#anyways mwah mwah mwa

[binky-bop]

This is the single funniest thing I'll ever make thank u and goodnight

[tojiscrack]

LMFAO WHY IS TUMBLR MAD AT YOU

IDEK, NOW I CAN’T SLEEP IN PEACE 😭

[shevr]

literally said 'God Damn!!!' out loud at that selfie you are soo pretty

thank u very much im glad i could push you to blasphemy

[charliemwrites]

HI HELLO HI ty for the new Men at Work part <333 i gobbled tht shit down n regurgitated to re-savour it again just to do it again n again n again bc ur work is AMAZING

but yeah, uh, took a break from my other works to scribble again bc how can i not

hope u like them :''D

on the topic of cats i YELLED when Guy was revealed to be gray bc my Bean beanie boii is also a lil dust bunny :')

anyways continue creating w ur b34ut1ful brain (that doesnt belong in a jar(unless...)) and all the love from a lil corner in canada mwa mwa mwah

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DOES TO MY BRAIN 😭😭😭

I absolutely adore these thank you so much 💕💕 I love every little detail, their expressions, the kitties, the HEARTS aghhhhhh I am giving you a million smooches

[diagonal-queen]

What if with an Intelligent s/o who literally outsmarts Fyodor,Dazai(separately) and they Re smiling while The two are shocked😭

Drink water!!and I hope you are healthy mwa mwa

- Literally Anon

i have the iq of a saltine- these two would rip me to shreds lol

An S/O who outsmarts them

♡ pairing: Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Dazai Osamu x gn!Reader

♡ synopsis: How do Fyodor and Dazai react to a reader who outsmarts them? (I guess you guys are playing chess or something idk T-T)

♡ cw: None!

note: This is one of my oldest reqs and I just...never got around to it because I'll be honest I initially had NO idea how to proceed. But I would rather die than disappoint someone who made such a kind request and so I went on and WROTE IT ANYWAY. In your face, my stupid brain. I'm so sorry this took forever anon, I love you too ~mwah~, apologies for errors and I hope you enjoy x

Fyodor:

So...he is speechless for a moment (and maybe for the first time in his entire life), and you definitely notice this

He relaxes after a second and smiles back at you, congratulating you for your skill and intelligence (I really did base this around you guys playing chess I'm sorry if that's not what you wanted T-T)

Fyodor makes some statement on how he's rubbed off on you and while it's admirable to see you evolving, you have a long way to go before you reach his level.

When you eagerly accept such a challenge he's amused but he does find it pretty cute how determined you are to beat him. He doesn't really think you can do it again (at least not very soon) but will encourage you anyway

He's very flattered that you're so proud of yourself for outsmarting him because it reinforces that you look up to him and thus he maintains his dominance (he's got a superiority complex I think)

He doesn't know whether or not he should bring it up to Mykola because on one hand, he could basically flex his S/O and how smart you are, but on the other hand it would also kinda be admitting defeat and he doesn't wanna do that lmao

Lowkey though, his ego is a tiny bit hurt by this whole thing ngl. He likes being superior in specific ways like niche anime intellect lol

But nonetheless he takes it in good stride and looks forward to seeing your intelligence progress in the future.

Dazai:

Dazai just isn't used to being surprised. He's been genuinely surprised like maybe four times tops in the entire canon of BSD. Alas here he sits before you, defeated (dramatic much)

And even worse is that you're so happy about it. You're smiling, not necessarily in a smug way, but just...proud of yourself. Even you seem to know how much of a moment this is.

After his minute of shock is over, his mind immediately switches to 'oh my god, they're the one. my soulmate'

He's like...legitimately emotional about this? In his life where his friends love him but don't understand him, and his foes understand him but don't love him, he's overjoyed to have found someone who does both

Dazai eventually breaks out into a smile too because honestly? He's proud of you as well. He knows you're intelligent but he didn't know you were his brand of intelligent

From here on out he sometimes has a bit of playful competitiveness when it comes to battles of wits between you two but he's not serious about it and might even sometimes do that thing where he purposefully lets you win stuff lol

He also thinks it's really cute how proud of yourself you are for this because it emphasises how highly you see him too (awhh)

All in all, he takes it well! And now you have bragging rights >:)

okay just because i couldn't beat fyodor at chess doesn't mean i couldn't absolutely destroy his ass in mario kart

[forever-and-whats-left]

Do you do gender bent?? If so, can you pls do Gender bent Erik? Maybe have her kiss Christine?? Idk-. If you want to, ofc

*rubs Barbie dolls faces together* mwa mwah mwah

I might clean this up sometime, I really like this concept! I mean, cmon, Erik(a?) and a veil feels like a match made in heaven. (Something about the face covering and marital connections)

Sorry if you were asking for the musical or Takarazuka performance. I hope this satisfies the itch anyway🙇🙇

[c4ndy1d10t]

goodnight my chat pookies i love you all mwah mwa :3

anyways what do you pookies think,like how would YOU 🫵 arrange it?? :D

Heres the template cause I ain't no loser!!

[vendetta-ari]

this is an excuse for you to do ANYONE YOU WANT... but they have to be fem. idk its the lesbian in me- and make it sweet!

call me crazy but I'm doing emily again, a continuation to this <- (Word count: 600, short and sweet folks. short stand very, very sweet.)

Emily made it to hell, with sheer willpower and love for her girlfriend alone. being in hell was bad enough but it smelt heavily of rotting corpses and burning soot.

You couldn't help but widen your eyes when your girlfriend decided to just pop into your room in the hotel with a golden portal above her, still looking as cute and adorable as ever. still, this definitely wasnt support to happen- you wouldn't complain though.

"it smells like blood!" Emily exclaims, looking mortified. "And- and it smells like-"

You answer for her. "Sex, that's sex you're smelling, emi'.." a soft snicker escapes your lips. "how exactly are you here, angel? not that I'm complainin' or anythin' but- just uh...how?"

After a few moments of Emily adorably panicking that she was in hell; the literal opposite place of where she should be, you manage to calm her down with a few simple kisses to the cheek and murmurs of her name. quite the effective strategy! you'll have to pat yourself on the back for that one later, that's for sure. "Emi, relax angel. just, tell me why and how you got here."

Emily simply gives you a shrug, the real answer would he a convoluted lengthy and confusing mess to understand, and both you and Emily know there isn't time for that. and Emily doesnt even really need to explain why she's here, you both know very well. she doesn anyway though; "I missed you..a lot, angel." you cant help but find it funny that an angel, more specifically your girlfriend angel, call you- a devil, angel. it never fails to be anything short of hilarious.

You open your arms wide for your adoring girlfriend, she made it all to way from heaven for you. you! a measly devil. you cant resist making a shitty joke at her expense "so did it hurt when ya fell from heaven, angel?" you beam, very proudly.

Emily doesnt seem all that amused, she chuckles sarcastically. She quickly finds herself crawling onto the couch you have in the custom hotel room you were given. she snuggles up next to you, her wings unfurling and puffing out. "The room is nice.." She whispers, changing the subject temporarily. her delicate hand finding it's way on your chest as she rested her head on her shoulder "and..to answer your question, no it didn't hurt when I fell from heaven. I'd do it a million times just for you.."

You lovingly flick her forehead I'm return, petting her now twitching wings as you run your hands up and down her back "yeah, I love you too, ya sap..." you murmur lowly. in reality, you're just as much as a sap as her. acting like a docile puppy around her while everyone else faces your wrath.

Emily pecks you on the lips quickly and almost a bit shy, despite how many times you've kissed, she cant get over how amazing you look, her girlfriend- despite being a devil. is the best thing Emily's ever had. "I love you, my favorite devil." she mumbles as her eyes droop and her chin rests on your shoulder comfortably

You pick up in her tiredness, brushing a strand of hair behind her ear as you kiss her forehead and rub her back. "I love you too, my sweet and pure angel."

Your sweetheart soon falls asleep on your shoulder comfortably. softly snoring and drooling, you decide to keep her dignity intact and not take a picture no matter how string the urge is. "rest up, my darling angel."

♡♡♡

IDK WHAT POSSESSED ME TO DO EMI OF ALL PPL BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOY, MADE IT SWEET ASF ILYSM MWA MWAH MWAHMWA HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT ATLEAST SOMEWHAT!! (guys I hope I'm still semi ok at writing wtf I'm scared 😭🙏)

~Xoxo, Ari

[k-yujin]

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﹒ yayy thank you so much for 2k!! i swear i’ll start posting daily when im not so busy anymore but anyway love you guys all so much ty for always supporting me <33 i haven’t written something like this for a while so im pretty rusty 😔 but once again i love you all so much mwah mwa

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[fatuismooches]

HIIII ITS 🎐 ANÓN HERE! I HOPE YOURE DOING AMAZING CUTIE PIE MWA MWA! I’m writing this pretty late but fragile reader who used to paint in their free time before getting sick. Which they were praised for back when they could, but nowadays since they have trouble moving and need to depend on the clones, they can’t draw or paint anymore…which makes them sad since they would really want to draw something for Dottore and the clones, but even picking up a pen is difficult nowadays…I can imagine fragile reader has tried to draw something but, their hands are so shaky the most they can draw now are simple figures like stick men…if anything it looks more like a 5 year old did it than an actual adult…and one day they tried to draw but to not luck…so they just crumble up the paper and throw it to the side. Unaware that one of Dottore’s clones was watching. So once reader is put to sleep, the clone picks up the wrinkled piece of paper to see that they actually tried drawing a few random things, but they tried drawing Dottore most of all…and a few clones! Which is impressive with how shaky their hands are now. The clone shows the “masterpiece” to Dottore, who just stares at blankly, but internally he’s actually surprised reader could even do that…he could still recall how lovely they used to draw before they got ill…and how they actually even promised to draw him…so Dottore takes the wrinkles up paper and tells the clone to go back to work. But, as he does experiments/paper work (idk), he looks back on the drawing, which does look like it was drawn by a 5 year old…but yet, Dottore can’t help but feel glad somehow…seeing that despite the fact reader is so ill, they continue to think of others despite their condition…which he can’t help but fold up the paper nicely and put it in a drawer for safe keeping.

Anyways I got lazy at the end but take this is a small Drabble! I’m sorry if it’s not the best ;w; It was a random thought I made up since I’m an artist myself and I couldn’t help but have to write it! I hope you enjoy reading it though! I LOVE YOU SMOOCHES MWAH MWAH KISS KISS CHU CHU!! ❤️❤️

🎐-Anón!!!

OH MY GOSH CUTIE PIE I LOVE THIS!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!! IT IS LITERALLY THE BEST DON’T U DARE SAY ANYTHING ELSE. I WAS JUST LIKE :DDDDD THE WHOLE TIME READING OMFG

Associating with the arts was always a daunting task if you lived in Sumeru. Dancing, singing, drawing, hell, even writing was looked down upon if it wasn’t academically related. And while you did face a large amount of side eyes and tongue clicking from the Akademiya folks, there was surprisingly a great number of people who enjoyed your art, and you were immensely grateful for them. But no one quite inspired you as much as Zandik.

You were honestly baffled when he didn’t turn his nose up at your paintings. You had kept it a secret from him, hidden drawings in a concealed compartment of your shared dorm, but he still managed to find out, when you were so into your painting you did not realize his arrival. You thought that considering how much of a man of science he was, he'd think that painting was a waste. But you were wrong.

That was so long ago, it hardly mattered now. After all, reminiscing about the old times only served to make you more downhearted. What good was it when it was just a painful reminder of what you could not do anymore? The simple action of gliding pen against paper had become an activity that you started to dread. Your shaky hands always produced what you desired least, crude stickmen and doodles littering the page you’d wasted. It looked like a child’s mindless scribbles, and you sure felt like one after all your unfruitful labor. It was no use, you decided, throwing it into the trash. You simply weren’t in the same state as you were before.

You go to sleep tired as usual, and a clone is cleaning your room as usual. There is never much to clean, but Prime had made it a rule to keep your quarters as clean and spacious as possible. Needless to say, the clone is surprised to see a lone crumpled ball at the bottom of the bin. He can’t help but be curious - all of the clones crave to get to know you on a personal level - and is surprised at the painstakingly drawn art. The segment can tell you erased a copious amount of times, from all the wrinkles and barely legible lines. Yet he knows how great a feat this is, considering your condition. The rough art can’t help but make him grin too - he can still recognize some of his fellow clones and his creator despite the lack of proportions.

When Zandik sees the image, a sense of surprise but also relief flows through him. Surprised that you still managed to pull this off, and relief that you are still yourself despite everything that has happened. He knows that your body has changed, but he doesn’t want you yourself to change. Though the drawing may seem distasteful to anyone else, he is content.

You are still trying, and he shall too. He swears that you’ll be able to deliver that painting you promised to him centuries ago.

[sillaysii]

Hi there! You’re art is SO beautiful I love brinky so bad :)

I saw you were looking for requests, may I recommend pinky and Brain complimenting each other and being extremely flustered about it?

it’s going to give both of us so much serotonin trust me

thank you!! Mwah /p

Hehe.. there was another similar request like this so assume I’m answering both :]

Anyways uh.. they’re more like flirting but it’s almost the same thing hhh. I Hope these are good enough hhejsheuh

And thank you so much as well :D mwa /p

[pretty sure quality will suck so click if needed]

[rowarn]

ro i LOVEDDDD part 3 of the hybrid au even tho it broke my heart. tbh i'm glad kitty stayed with kyle and not simon who clearly just wanted them back because of johnny. they know what their worth is and i luv that. ANYWAYS KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ANGEL MWA MWA

THANK U MY LOVE IM GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT!!!! <333 MWAH!!!!

[i23kazu]

♡ you're my spark

char. : music major!xiao x gn!reader genre : romantic fluff / modern + college au! a/n : reblog with tag and comments please !! mwa hope you guys enjoy

xiao as a music major is genuinely something i can see him doing

i mean… channelling the trauma into music

with all his seasons, he’s never felt so creatively dry until now :,)

crumpled paper after crumpled paper with half scribbled lyrics and notes are strewn all over his desk, some thrown in annoyance

what was he supposed to write? losing his siblings? heartbreak? missing his dad? being bitchless?

but anyways yeah. his mind was on creative strike and the producer part of him wasn’t producing

bUT WHEN HE MET YOU, HOWEVER

not to sound cliche, but everything changed 😔

you were initially there to interview him about his campus life for the school’s social media page

“hi xiao! thanks for agreeing to this interview. we could start off with a few questions first, maybe? [ xiao nods. ] what’s your next song about?”

aaaaaand it was the one question he couldn’t answer. what was he to say? that he wasn’t working on anything right now?

“it’s actually been a bit of a rough time, creatively. inspiration is lacking nowadays.” he blushed.

you knew how it felt, especially as another creative.

"well, what do you usually write about, then?"

the funniest thing about this post is that i'm the one who's creatively dry...

imagine giving him your favourite topic to write about then him turning it into a song. but if you're a boring person then i'm sorry bc xiao isn't going to write about tax refunds or something idk

you literally gave him the inspiration. he also literally called you inspiration fuel as your contact in his phone

“hey, inspiration fuel. what’s next”

okay thats kinda funny

anyways yeah. you give him inspiration and in return you get to stare at his hella beautiful face while he writes something down

this will probably have a part two when the two of you get together LMAO

a/n: am i just projecting onto xiao because my mind is on creative strike? idk. maybe. anyways if you liked it please give me a reblog w tags and comments bc they make me very happy :D also pls consider giving me a follow mwah

[maple-leifarts]

:( I forgot the kiss again D:, ANYWAYS- *mwa* good afternoon love :3

its okay :DD good morning mwah mwah 💕

[beneathashadytree]

WAITTTTT POOKIE I GOT AN IDEAAA! how would the LAD men chat with y/n (mc) if they're at high school together? LOVE UR WORKS AND MWA MWA :)) <33

AAAA THANK YOU SM MWAH 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽It’s a little similar to an old SMAU I made a month or two ago, so it might seem a bit repetitive, but I just posted it here anyways nonnie!! Hope you like how it turned out🙏🏽

[c4ndy1d10t]

things I find cool from the podcasts (prob spoilers)

Crusher fucking snores. (Pickle kinda does too but its a weird ass type of snore 💀)

Grammy sings bedtime songs to Crusher (I guess Crusher and Pickle live with Grammy? Since y'know its confirmed Crusher and Pickle live together in "Catch That Cake!")

Blaze is a great dad,father figure,parent,hero,helps everyone with sleeping,gives great advice etc etc (I LOVE HIM)

In this new podcast, Gabby told the super hero story from Blazing Amazing Stories!

Crusher and Pickle probably often sleep over at Gabbys garage (since they mentioned sleeping over at Gabby'd garage in the first podcast) (I'm guessing they live far away,probably somewhere at the entrance of Axle City or like in the forests?)

Crusher and Blaze actually getting along?!?!?!?! Woah :0

TRUCKS HAVE FUCKING PYJAMAS?!??!?!

Crusher and Pickle being themselves (also Pickle being tired af, you can tell from his voice lmao)

Anyways thats all pookies I love you mwah mwa