#there is something wrong with me i think

[jojotier]

Thinks about writing a shakespeare au for homestuck solely so I can have an excuse to write in Shakespearean verse

[problematicsashawaybright]

I would not survive for very long in the magnus archives as the archivist because unfortunately I think all the female avatars are unbelievably sexy

[binky-bop]

This is the single funniest thing I'll ever make thank u and goodnight

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

I need her

[perilegs]

i'm so normal about people and characters being direct i am so incredibly normal

this isn't awakening anything repressed in me i prommy

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

Getting my mom and my best friend to rewatch Trigun Stampede with me was a fantastic decision.

[pumpkaaboo]

something about me is that i absolutely loathe watching movies and tv. if the movie or show is exceptionally good then it may be a net positive experience for me but the act of sitting down in front of a television could be used to torture me.

[peachymomobunny]

pressing down on bruises you got from him is like a turn on button for being horny

[chloesimaginationthings]

Man this scene in FNAF 2 movie is gonna be wild-

[nothingbizzare]

You have a good heart

[egophiliac]

can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.

(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)

[feminariden]

I really mistook hours for minuts and left the oven preheat fo 20 minutes instead of 5

AND I set it to a lower temperature too because i even bothered to read the over's numbers

[mumblesplash]

i know it’s like years old at this point but i love that one collab mumbo and grian did with tommyinnit bc it’s like the single most concentrated example i’ve seen of mumbo’s Chaos Nullification Powers

you get to see a bit of it on hermitcraft, mostly via his interactions with grian, but until seeing that collab it didn’t really hit me just how completely mumbo can no-sell other people’s attempts to control a situation. tommyinnit is possibly the single shoutiest, most chaotic minecraft youtuber out there, and in most videos i’ve seen he pretty much overwhelms everyone else and sets the tone for interactions because of this. but mumbo just. doesn’t let him. no matter how much tommy escalates in intensity, mumbo reacts with *exactly* the same energy he always does. grian largely comes across in the whole video as annoyed and reluctant to engage with the whole thing, but mumbo’s not even affected. he just rolls with anything he finds funny and basically ignores anything he disapproves of, only seeming more and more unflappable the harder anyone tries to get a rise out of him.

AND imo, this is the key to my favorite interpretation of him as a character

see, when the people around him are being more reasonable/calm, i think mumbo often comes across as anxious and a bit easily overwhelmed. the thing is, his nervous wet cat vibes do not scale. he has one setting. his responses to the last life ‘ah-ha!’ jokes and to hermitcraft 8 starting to crumble to pieces under a falling moon are almost identical.

mumbo jumbo is inexorably and eternally Just Some Guy, but that gets stranger and stranger the weirder his surroundings become. the giggly incredulousness that makes him an easy target for goofy puns looks Very different when it’s also his reaction to the impending end of the world.

[lizzxrd]

Vampire/Cannibal Blade Eater AU Amalthus biting Silva in his neck and then some of the blood flows down to his arm. Amalthus goes to lick it up and he gets a little too excited and bites him again but Silva didn't expect it and gets startled and like reflexively yanks away his arm and it results in him losing a small chunk of it. Amalthus probably at least as surprised by what just transpired scuttles away awkwardly - his mouth full of blood and flesh - grabbing the closest thing to press on the wound he left on Silva to stop the profuse bleeding and- [explosion soundeffect] I am soo normal abouut them. Ouuuugh I like them a very regular amount

[keferon]

I. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I’m okay I’m fine I’m okay I’m fine I’m oka

The fic I'm illustrating and losing my mind about 👉 Mistakes on mistakes until

[xxplastic-cubexx]

alternate apocalypse ending or something who the hcrist knows anymore