#anyways i lovelovelove this

[polaroidcats]

Ok as promised lmao 

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As any self respecting emo knows, hanging out alone in defunct bathrooms really raises your street cred. Especially when there are puddles on the floor. She rose gloomily out of the toilet just as Regulus was mopily cataloging his Dark Lord clippings (on the toilet tank - the floor was too wet). Regulus couldn’t understand her because she only spoke snake, but he felt their souls connect, instantly. She, too, was alone and misunderstood, a lone wolf (snake) abandoned among the nonbelievers (Tom riddle antis). 

They spent countless happy hours together looking over news clippings. He would emo-ly snip an article and she would scorch holes in it (she did her best, but she was never the strongest reader). She was obviously much bigger than he was but she liked it when he sat in her coils. He could tell by her hisses. He didn’t *need* to speak snake. They had a psychic, *soul* connection. He had to beg her to let him visit her in the chamber. She resisted - they couldn’t! She said. “I’m dangerous!” She said (hissed). “I could kill you!” 

“But no!” Said Regulus. “I must be one with you!”  

She wept great steaming hot incredibly toxic tears but relented, “just this once” 😭🐍

So they shared one magical, passionate night on the very damp very hard floor of the chamber of secrets before parting ways,  taking comfort in the delicious tragedy of their love. 

!!!!!! THIS IS PERFECT!!!! NEW FAVE OTP!!!!! 😍😍😍😍

Their love is so, so tragic and they're both so misunderstood 😭 I'm so glad they got at least one beautiful night together that they can cherish and remember forever!! 🥹

[dreamwinged]

misc. selfship asks ❤︎

thank you for 400! <3 answer these asks however you'd like, but please practice reblog karma if applicable! 💌

🧸 - how would your f/o try to comfort you if you were upset? 🦢 - what's a petty argument you'd have with your f/o? 🍡 - what nicknames do you have for each other?

🪽 - what was your first kiss with your f/o like, if you've had it?

🪺 - describe your f/os perception of you before you got together, compared to what it is now! 🪷 - if the roles were reversed and your f/o was the one selfshipping with you, what would their blog look like?

🧊 - how would your f/o text you? would they use proper punctuation/capitalization, or type more informally?

🍋‍🟩 - similarly, what would your contact names be for each other?

💍 - how do you and your f/o feel about marriage?

🪻 - what's your f/o's coffee or drink order?

☁️ - how does your f/o like to spend their free time with you? 🛍️ - what would your f/o get you as a gift? additionally, what would you get for them?

🫧 - what song(s) remind you of your f/o?

🪼 - what’s your favorite way to feel closer to your f/o?

proship/comship/neutral dni

[kenchann]

what i imagine his UM look like w

i love him sm wtf

[theclosetedskeleton]

How are we feeling about the new jello biafra song me personally im feeling GREAT. Anyhow oc for the song/album its from

[technovillain]

STIMS STIMS REALLY HARD I don't know how old the post is but I saw a post earlier about Helmut telling Bob what colors the founders are AND AS SOMEBODY WITH SYNTHESIA I loved it it rattled my brain. Personally I get a lot more mixes/swirly colors than solid but I really liked Helmut's explanations too :] Ok runs away really fast

YESSSS HELLO FELLOW SYNESTHETE PSYCHONAUTS FAN!!!!!!

It's an older post but I am always wanting to make more Helmut synesthesia related posts ^_^ That post was actually funny for me to make because I had to try and get inside Helmut's head and do his color associations for his friends (tied to how he sees them in Psi-King's Sensorium) and try and explain them without letting my associations creep in hehe....

bonus self-indulgent doodle of helmut doing auditory-visual synesthesia-led stimming with figments ^__^

[throwing-summers-at-the-walls]

John is so capable of violence, has seen and endured and caused so much violence, has learned so well how to hurt. He has rage inside of him. Against abusers. Against himself.

But he is still so gentle and nice and comforting and he smiles and the numbers hug him and he tells Megan with tears in his eyes how you lose a part of yourself when you kill someone. He wants to help.

And. He wants to die but then. Why not live to help people. Then. Why not live because it's nice.

[viiscountess]

:D

[dayurno]

has anyone who follows me read the locked tomb series? ive been reading the first book (amidst many cocktails) and i think. cavalier andrew and necromancer kevin. or cavalier jean and necromancers kevin&riko. is this anything at all

[consistentsquash]

Contrary to his reputation, he wasn't usually volcanic, not when murmured, raspy, arsenic-laced insinuations could do twice the harm of a temper tantrum. He was already a master of burning his initials into Harry's heart with verbal acid. (Kind of a turn-on in itself, actually, but only because Harry was old enough now to hear the broken undertones and heady, dark hunger coating each word.)

Rec because - Because Snape can get it. From Harry. Also maaaybe Hermione.

"Hermione shivered," Harry said. "I swear. I saw her. She liked it."

Word Count - 1900 words

Rating - E

Pairing - Snarry

Author - @perverse-idyll

2022/2023 has been like reward years for Snape fans because we have been getting insanely good fics. Including some insanely brilliant fics from PI. Some of them definitely had weird aftereffects. Like I am seeing Snamione now. PI's fault.

This fic is hot, hot and also hot. On top of that they are totally whacky and traumatizing everybody. Which is a Snarry thing to do. It's brilliantly characterized which just adds another layer to the hotness and their chemistry is insane. It's got the usual amazing PI vibe of a really sensitive exploration of Snarry trust issues, intense/complicated dynamics and general Snape Issues. Snape is the Issue of course and Harry is totally into that :D

Sometimes all Severus had to do was turn thirty-plus years of repressed hunger upon him, and Harry would start shaking.

Rec note - this is in Warm Universe which just adds 100x to my love for it because Warm is hot, sexy, sweet, as sweet as PI Snsarry gets :D Also incredibly hot/scorching Snarry PWP with The Ultimate Snarry Kink for me.

[mikelogan]

how could you think darling, i’d scare so easily now that it’s done there’s not one thing that i would change (x)

[wulfhalls]

finished dark

[mysterysoulrider]

Sweetheart and Liv are here to tell you that love is love on this happy Valentine's day <3🏳️‍🌈

Bonus photo of Sweetheart 🥰 (yes, she's looking so lovingly at you. yes, she's in love with you but don't tell her that I told you!)

[bonyato]

—“Really? Are we bound by a psychic bond?”

Here's what I meant in my previous post!! Bit of an insignificant detail, but I feel like that small change in dialogue made this exchange feel a lot more heartfelt <:3♡

Also bonus:

Nothing much to note here, I just love the way the ESP translation made O-mitsu go from saying 'complaints' to using the term 'chismes' (gossip) instead, not to mention the way the whole thing's worded hskfjkfj it's so silly

[super-rangers]

5, 6, 7 - for fan fic writer asks !

5. What’s a fic idea you’ve had that you will never write?

ooo probably my Star Wars fanfic idea. It's about Rey going back in time (a staple in SW fic lmao) to like just after Episode 1, when Anakin's still a kid. It'd just take so much like research and shit. Like I've got solid SW knowledge, but I'd want that fic to be as accurate as possible and tbh I don't want to put that work in 😅

6. Are there any fics from others you reread all the time?

oh so many! The entire Jedi!Shmi AU series by @mandaloriandy, Tano and Kenobi by @fireflyfish, and Love Thy Neighbor by puppybusby are some that I go back to repeatedly

I already answered 7!

[nyxi-pixie]

never understood art before i started making it for myself like i wld see anything, books, poetry, songs, drawings, etc and just be like :O "HOW DID THAT COME OUT OF YOU"

and then i started writing and i write smt that goes so fkn hard and im still like :O "HOW DID THAT COME OUT OF ME"

[alonelysketchbook]

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