#anyways i love you short king

[bisexualcroissant]

i love that neil is canonically 5’3. like it’s easy to forget that he is also pretty small because of how much freaking aura this kid has in every room he walks into. i always forget that he’s literally like. he’s a short king. andrew’s known as the “tiny” goalkeeper but neil isn’t that much taller. yet he has insane presence so you kind of don’t even notice most of the time. and i love that he leans into things like his speed, his endurance, his agility when playing exy in line with this, as opposed to strength/size. it makes me love him even more.

[emborami]

Hi so in case anyone was dying to know, this is what i think some of the cast of the terror would look like as animals :3 notes under cut

From left to right:

Crozier- Irish Terrier

Silna- Polar Bear

Goodsir- ryeland sheep (known for tasty mutton ;3)

Hickey- red fox

Franklin- old english game rooster

Fitzjames- red deer

I had fun coming up with them :) and I kinda wanna doodle some screencaps but with like a lil short sheep goodsir and his bestie the giant polar bear lady silence whom he thinks would love England. Or like hickey on his bullshit but with more flair bc he would have a fox body and tail to really fuck up that line of action

Anyways heres some closeups and sketches

[pkmoth]

ohhh my GOD this took so much time but WOOOO BATTLE SPRITES!!!!!!!!!!! HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!! i was Also able to mod them actually In Game which is SO exciting i feel so proud of myself

ANYWAYS UM!!!! heres king lucas hes fine and sane and normal i promise <33333 will yap more about him in the eventual au masterpost once i get this aus loop design drawn :]

party menu | in love and time au tag

[sigtheta]

An eye for an eye makes justice blind

(25/11/2023)

[ittybittyluci]

VERY IMPORTANT FOR ALASTOR TO LUCIFER FANS

I need like… an official body count on how many people were totally obsessed with Alastor, but switched over to Lucifer in his whole 2 appearances because he’s just that good.

It just seems like a commonly shared phenomenon that I’ve been seeing floating around (it happened to me) and I am beyond curious as to how many of us there actually are. And, more importantly… what was the moment that they converted?

For me personally the first sentence out of this little fucker’s mouth stole my heart because fuming Jeremy Jordan, enough said.

And then it only got worse…

You can see why

[dark-side-blog3]

Sebek is so weird and cute. Yes king you can rant about your obsession, tell me everything you know. You strange man. Being a yan is built into him. He just wants to talk about his favourite person!

[blueapplesiren]

It’s kinda weird how humans naturally don’t have a ton of sexual dimorphism, especially compared to other animals, but society/media pressures us into artificially morphing ourselves to fit unnatural and oftentimes unhealthy standards.

Just to clarify this isn’t anti body modification, do whatever you want with your flesh vessel. I just think it’s weird how naturally tall/muscular women are deemed “not feminine enough” and short/skinny men are “not masculine enough” when… that’s just how their bodies are?

[shot-by-cupid]

Anyway I’m going to bed soon and I’ve talked about this in like. Two different servers but I NEEEEEEED to post this clip I NEEED to talk about it again

He says ‘I’m tall!!!!’ In a way that only a man who is 5’1 could. This is the most excited he’s been about anything in his entire life. His bite sized ass really needed this and you can tell. He is so excited about this and I love it I’m so happy for him.

[elboxitracio]

Now why would my dad, this cishet construction worker pushing 60 who spend his life watching only action movies and the occasional comedy movie, suddenly got VERY into mostly romantic K-dramas ??

[martianbugsbunny]

Sam accidentally confessing to Bucky bc whenever they're in the same room he unconsciously taps out the Morse code for "I love you"

[thewardenisonthecase]

the whole 'who should be first talon' thing is actually going to give me a headache the more i think about it

[emborami]

Kayne on the brain

[kazanskys-mitchell]

i see all these youtubers who became problematic as fuck and it’s nice knowing that mine are still relevant and unproblematic 😌

[here-comes-the-bard]

i wanna write nithvinn nsfwumbo but writing is hard and writing smut is even harder. why is it so hard. if i have it in my head i should be allowed to beam it onto paper (or samsung notes) at will! grrrrr

[ittybittyluci]

MORE LUCIFER HEADCANONS

I cannot get enough of this man, so here you go, some shit that’s slowly been accumulating in the midst of my brain rot:

🍎 Biggest sweet tooth on the goddamn planet. He likes small treats that he can pop in his mouth, or things he can have on the go (like caramel apples).

🍎 He’s an amazing cook, and loves to make food for others, but he hates cooking for just himself. He also has to be in the right headspace, if he’s too deep in depression he’ll just stress out and burn everything and become a mess of tears on the floor.

🍎 The entirety of Lu Lu World was created FOR Charlie. Man had a daughter and a second later was like “I’m making her a fucking theme park.”

🍎 He leaves 1 singular rubber behind (hidden or in the open depends on his mood) whenever he leaves a place.

🍎 During construction, he put a secret duck pond somewhere in the hotel. It’s beautiful (as beautiful as anything can get in Hell), except instead of real ducks they’re all just rubber ones. He goes in there every day, and has a whole soap-opera style, seven layered story going on with each and every one of his little duckies. They all have their own plot, personalities and relationships that he keeps track of… and nobody at the hotel knows about it.

🍎 One day someone walks in on him playing with his ducks. They stare at each other for a good five minutes before the person just closes the door. They never speak of it again.

🍎 He uses the cane like a fidget toy. Something to keep his hands still so he can look at least somewhat professional in public.

🍎 He has several nervous habits. Some of which include: Twirling his cane, “fixing” his hat, playing with the buttons on his waistcoat, adjusting his bowtie, tugging at his sleeves, and playing with his shirt collar.

🍎 The man is both touch and affection STARVED, and any form of either has him practically melting into a puddle on the floor. He WILL cry. He will do anything the person asks him to. Basically, flattery, if it’s genuine, does indeed work on him.

🍎 Biggest worry wart on the planet. Such big heart too. He can get a little overbearing and clingy when someone he loves is sick or injured or just having a bad mental health day. If he notices they’re feeling down, they won’t have to lift a FINGER.

This has been in my drafts for weeks now, and it’s just accumulated enough to actually be posted! Eat up bitches, and let me know what you think or if YOU have any special headcanons for the itty bitty duck king

[lokiiied]

the pie chart version™️

this is so funny to me because it is not what i would have expected but at the same time i feel like it’s an authentic perception of me bc its tumblr so all you know of me is weird niche lore and my special interests and ig my general vibe/style of writing lol. thank you for participating.

#to me: i am izzy sun, ed moon, frenchie/roach rising lol