#anyways i love this

[electronix-arts]

Nori goes feral in the bunker one day and they managed to get most people to a safe zone but they can't find Khan so they fear the worst, but when they gear up to find and contain/calm down Solver Nori they find Khan and non-solver Nori cuddled up having a nap with Khan being covered in bite marks and baby uzi just. Chilling there having a nap with them (they did not have baby uzi when she first went feral)

how to calm down feral wife

1. get absolutely freaky with her

2. done :)

BONUS STEP: have baby w said feral wife

[lichqueenlibrarian]

Don’t let guilt crush you

[sneeb-canons]

There's more than one Darrell. A silkie, a frizzle, a brahma and a lakenvelder.

Soul pretends they're all the same chicken, despite the fact that they're all vastly different looking. If anyone asks why, he'l act like he has no idea what they're talking about- he's just fucking with em.

"That's a frizzle."

"Yeah? He was always a frizzle."

Headcanon #159

[sga-owns-my-soul]

Its possibly the best shirt second only to the using power zpm shirt!

Happy monday!

OH MY GOD I NEED

[denieatsart]

Wrong Place [] Kross

Cross : Jakei [] Killer : Rafwabahs [] Song : Trees II by McCafferty [] Tags : @Unknownarmageddon @Psycho-chair @Its-paperd @Justanidiotartist @Nashdoesstuff @Consumeroflemoans Kross people look food

[kanna-kizuchi-enjoyer]

the future the left wants

[extravagantliar]

Ned listens quietly to Varric's description of events, managing to maintain a straight face through every embellishment he provides on his version of the truth. When he finishes, she leans over and whispers, "I did not fucking say that," with a mixture of amusement and incredulity.

There is a flicker of pride there that she manages to keep a straight face through all the shit - well, it wasn't all shit. That was creative narrating, moving a line here or there to keep the attention of the audience. It was just mostly shit; he smiles as she leans low, her words make him laugh, and he waves his hand, noncommittal in his motions - as always, as if he has something he's trying to sell.

"Oh, come on." He hisses, with a laugh, with a smile - too many teeth for it, to be honest, but he does it all the same, "It's basically how it went; I just swapped what we said. It makes the story sound better this way." One has to know their audience, after all, and Kirkwall was a wild sort.

"See? Smash hit."

[rmelster]

watching that Christmas Carol BBC show and omg.

[trannydean-moved]

i've been meaning to make this one for FOREVER

[lemondoddle]

[I.D. a photo of an open red nintendo 3ds which is very weathered with a missing joystick and has dozens of small barnacles covering the left side of the device. end I.D.]

3DS found with erosion and barnacles found while diving

[1-jar-of-stars]

On Friendship.

[mysillycomics]

[saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world]

I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.

[a-is-for-arson]

This reminds me of Amir Talai's character on HIMYM

Bises 😚💥

[guiiay]

jinx and isha visit a walmart

[nothorses]

there is a judge in Seattle who does the weekly name change hearings, and who says it's her favorite part of the week. she says she doesn't read out previous names, or ask about the reasons why people want to change them. she says it's a beautiful moment, and a celebration; a claiming of a new identity, or a reclamation of an old identity. she encourages the room to clap for folks. then she welcomes everyone up, one by one, by last name and with warmth; she shows them the court order where nobody else can see, asks them to double check the spelling, and then they're done! do they want a picture? do they want their friends and loved ones who came with them to be in it too? do they want the court order in the photo? she helps everyone pose, shakes hands and stands with them for as long as they need to take it, recruits the clerk for help taking photos of the folks who came alone. then she tells them where to go next, congratulates them, and claps along with the rest of the room.

probably three quarters of the people there were trans, and she centered their experience quietly, with love and joy.

I think I'll be thinking about her a lot this January, and for a long time after. it's good to know she's there.