#anyway. i wanted to make a christmas compilation
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infizero · 1 year ago
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skid-the-mighty-poet · 1 month ago
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#I am in love with you#poetry#writing#2024#December 2024#December 20 2024#alterous#queer platonic#alterous attraction#queer platonic love#friendship#The more comfortable I’ve become with being aro the more I’ve leaned into writing platonic love indistinguishable from romantic#So to be clear this is entirely romantic#I uh don’t entirely like this one…#it feels too long and like a compilation of ways to describe what its about#but it does have some really good lines#“Like a young man’s first kiss/Like a performer’s final bow/Like a stray dog’s new home” are some of my favorites#“That contains what drew in Icarus/What made Jesus accept Judas’ kiss/What forged the Christmas truce” is also really good#but I think “the Christmas truce” sounds a bit vague and might be a bit niche#but I couldn’t think of another good example that was both well known and also about what I needed that line to be about#since the two lines before have a clear bad ending I needed something that make it seem I was describing betrayal#the Christmas truce was when soldiers from enemy sides in WWI played soccer and hung out on Christmas#of course one side won but that was way down the line and nothing to do with the truce so it helps show the good part of what I’m getting a#those lines are really about trust. trust that might seem naive but is still worth it (and the Jesus line is really about forgiveness-#-or I guess maybe unconditional positive regard might be more accurate? idk man)#Anyways the last two lines is meant as a reference to the song Post Doc Blues by John K Samson#also the line “My timid chamber catches the light” was kinda like inspired I guess by Seal Lullaby#Theres a lot more I could say but I don’t really want to right now
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blues824 · 1 year ago
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hi blue! a little late to the requests lol but your event seems so cute, i had to make sure i stopped by to drop a request lolol
could i request lilia with the dancing to christmas music prompt? he seems like a very fun dance partner so :3 take your time as always! and thank you!
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You requested: Dancing to Christmas Music + Christmas Dinner
Decided to compile these two together for obvious reasons lol
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Lilia Vanrouge
You had invited the Diasomnia crew for Christmas dinner at Ramshackle before they left for Briar Valley. Grim was helping you cook the food, and he was actually helping because he was able to keep the food warm as you made more and more things. Mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, stuffing, and you even prepared ham and chicken. You were not going to attempt a turkey this last-minute.
Anyway, you then started to decorate, when you heard the doorbell ring. You were thinking that it was Ace, and that he got kicked out of Heartslabyul… again… but it turned out to be Lilia Vanrouge… your crush. If you were being honest, you didn’t know what you saw in him, but maybe you were into older guys??
He had a bowl of something, and he told you that he wanted to help you make the food. The thought alone, even though you liked him, made you want to throw up. You took the bowl, and immediately the smell was overwhelming.
“Sorry, Lilia, but all the food is ready! I do need some help decorating, if you could help with that?”
“How disappointing, Prefect. But alright!”
Now that his objective was diverted, you both started putting up the many different holiday-themed decorations that were in the attic of the dormitory. You grabbed a speaker on the way down, and you hooked your phone to it and started playing some Christmas music, humming along to the tune.
As you dusted off the fairy lights that miraculously still worked, you heard Lilia singing. He started getting closer and closer, and you looked up to see him right in front of you, reaching out a hand towards you.
“Would you join me in a dance?” Your face and chest both felt warm, and your heart was pounding.
“I-I don’t know how to dance-” He was not going to take any excuses, much to your dismay, and he just smiled.
“I can teach you.”
And with that, he leaned down to grab your hand and pull you into him.
“Place your right hand on my shoulder, and I’ll place my left hand on your waist.” You followed his instructions, and the hand he was originally holding stayed in his grasp. Your faces were rather close, and the warm feeling that was inside you grew hotter than hellfire.
The song Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow started to play, and it was a bit more jazzy. However, you both started spinning around the living room area anyway. The area seemed to almost transform, and it was just the two of you with the music. He let go, and he lifted your arm above you to spin you alone, and he pulled you back to him.
Your romantic dance ended in him dipping you, not even struggling a tiny bit because of the strength granted to him as a fae. Your faces were closer than ever before, and your lips were brushing against each other, your eyes were closing…
Then the doorbell rang.
“PREFECT, LET ME IN. IT’S FREEZING OUT HERE AND RIDDLE KICKED ME OUT AGAIN!”
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cafenostalgique · 4 months ago
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My ultimate film watchlist (1930s-1940s)
1950s | 1960s-1970s | 1980s | 1990s | 2000s | 2010s
Welcome to part one of my ultimate film watchlist! This list is a compilation of all of the films, whether short or long, that I hope to watch one day. I add films I have already watched to the list, as well as how I liked them with a very simple code below. As you start to make it to the last 40ish years (as of 2023) you will notice I haven't watched a lot of common films the 90s and 2000s kids watched. That's because I watched the High School Musical and Barbie movies religiously as a child and basically nothing else. Outside of those, I hated movies and rarely wanted to go out to see a movie as a child, or even sit with the family to watch movies. So I am currently going through my list, and I imagine a lot of the PG and PG-13 movies will get hit in a few years when I have my own children.
Anyways, that's enough of that. Enjoy the list, and let me know if I should add anything!
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P.S. Some films may be doubled in my holiday list as well! That list will be linked above with every major holiday movie I would like to watch. That does not necessarily include just Christmas/cozy winter movies, but other holidays too.
P.S.S. I struggle to watch films from these decades, and really can’t watch anything from earlier than the 1930 due to a lot of films having limited soundtracks, if any at all. Just personal preferences that I would be shocked to hear are uncommon. I would love recommendations for this post in particular though!
watched | loved| wouldn’t watch again | holiday
1930
All Quiet on the Western Front
The Blue Angel
1931
City Lights
Dracula
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Frankenstein
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1932
Blonde Venus 
Devil and the Deep
Freaks
Hot Saturday
Madame Butterfly
Merrily We Go to Hell
Scarface
Singapore Sue
Sinners in the Sun
The Mummy
This Is the Night
1933
Alice in Wonderland
Duck Soup
Gambling Ship
I’m No Angel
King Kong
Little Women
She Done Him Wrong
The Eagle and the Hawk
The Invisible Man
The Woman Accused
1934
Born to Be Bad
Cleopatra 
It Happened One Night
Kiss and Make-Up
Ladies Should Listen
Thirty-Day Princess
1935
Bride of Frankenstein
Enter Madame
Sylvia Scarlett
The Last Outpost
Top Hat
Wings in the Dark
1936
Big Brown Eyes
Modern Times
Suzy
The Amazing Quest of Ernest Bliss
Wedding Present
1937
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
The Awful Truth
The Toast of New York
Topper
When You’re in Love
1938
Bringing Up Baby
Holiday
The Adventures of Robin Hood
You Can’t Take It with You
1939
Gone With The Wind
Gunga Din
In Name Only
Only Angels Have Wings
Stagecoach
The Wizard of Oz
1940
His Girl Friday
My Favorite Wife
Pinocchio
Rebecca
The Grapes of Wrath
The Great Dictator
The Howards of Virginia
The Philadelphia Story
1941
Citizen Kane
Dumbo
Penny Serenade
Suspicion
The Maltese Falcon
1942
Bambi
Casablanca
Once Upon a Honeymoon
The Talk of the Town
To Be or Not To Be
1943
Destination Tokyo
Mr. Lucky
Shadow of a Doubt
1944
Arsenic and Old Lace
Double Indemnity
Laura
None but the Lonely Heart
Once Upon a Time
1945
Scarlet Street
Spellbound
1946
It’s a Wonderful Life
Night and Day
Notorious
The Big Sleeper
The Best Years of Our Lives
1947
Miracle on 34th Street
The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer
The Bishop’s Wife
The Lady from Shanghai
1948
Every Girl Should Be Married
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream Home
Rope
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
1949
Kind Hearts and Coronets
I Was a Male War Bride
White Heat
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kumezyzo · 2 years ago
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this idea comes from @gothzlovez comment on this post so tyyyyy so much!!!!
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anyway... enjoy! or dont.... :) m.list
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since the christmas stream, you two had been dodging the question 'why do you call yn peaches?' like your life depended on it. tweets, donations on stream, even other streamers were teasingly asking you two. many people already assumed it was sexual and just wanted you two to admit it while others thought the opposite and wanted to know the 'cute' story behind it.
nick would be streaming all on his own, months since the christmas stream had passed and the question comes up again in his chat. but this time, its hard to ignore. everyone is talking about it.
'why do you call yn peaches?!?!?' a donation read out loud, causing him to groan.
"guys, guys, its none of your business," he says suppressing a smile as he looks at chat to find something that isnt related to the sexual nickname.
'i bet its something sexual...' he read in his head before it flew by. scoffed and shook his head, turning to look at his second monitor.
you would be streaming, minding your own business when you see the question fly past in your chat.
"you guys are really holding onto that peaches thing huh?" you laugh. "if you really want to know, ask nick. he's the one that came up with it! and i would gladly tell you, but i dont think he'd want me to."
soon after, people are talking about it on twitter and nick mistakenly likes a tweet that reads 'i have a feeling 'peaches' is something sexual but if they dont want us to know, its not our problem!'
he unliked it ten minutes later realizing people were starting to see it. but it was too late now! and people lost their minds over it.
AI sapnap whimpering it behind edits of you two. edits of him actually calling you that. people making compilations of when he would say it and you two looking at eachother in ways no one ever caught. basically broke the internet a second time around.
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this is really short but eh whatever. hope you guys enjoyed. im sorry if it seems rushed... it kinda was... mb... but yea, thats it -Nony
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zombieefish · 2 months ago
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what up, what up, testbrush in the HOUSE
writing tag: [ @cloudstongue ]
This was a terrible idea, wasn't it?
Attending the Christmas party when she knew these sort of things weren't appealing to her?
An idiot move, she must admit.
Test Tube stares at Lightbulb's door, biting away at the nail on her thumb like her life depended on it, snow covering her boots like the painting of a canvas.
This was encouraging and reassuring.
She scowls and looks down the street, to where her house was – she wanted nothing more than to down a tub of icecream and sit in the house, watching some sort of documentary about animal habitats. Or sulk, that's an option too.
She reached a hand up to knock on the door, contemplating even being here, but it was too late for that now.
"Testy, you made it!" She cheered, grabbing her wrist with a sense of eagerness ‐ squeezing it tightly.
"Yeah.. hey," she muttered - trying to keep positive, soon digging her hands into her pockets. The scarf over her neck covered just a fair bit of skin, keeping the girl quite warm in the winter weather as a chill breeze blew past her body.
She wasn't keen on parties.
But she was here now, and couldn't just.. leave. She could already see the crowd of people behind Lightbulb and hear the noise that erupted in there.
"Come in, you'll freeze if you stand here any longer!" Her hand rested against Test Tube's shoulder, ushering her inside.
As she entered the house, a wave of heat hit her like a freight train, catching her slightly off guard. It was jam-packed with people from the neighbourhood which made her a little jumpy, but she kept quiet about it.
A shitty playlist of music partially deafened her – it was what seemed to be a bunch of royalty-free pop songs from a youtube compilation, and it made her head hurt ten times more than it did on the way here - fidgeting with her hands to calm himself down.
So many faces she knew.
"Where do I..?" She motioned to her coat and scarf, not sure where she was supposed to put them – before seeing an open closet nearby.
Maybe she just needed to loosen up a little.
Eventually, Lightbulb disappeared to go enjoy herself, leaving Test Tube on her own accord. She glanced around the room in silence, wandering over to the counter to pick up a glass of fruit punch ( not that she liked it, but she wasn't much of an alcohol drinker. )
Holding the red cup in hand, she thought to herself – the music making it hard to think, tapping her foot impatiently. It's fine, she thought.
It's fine.
She had wandered out to the porch for some fresh air, but she had soon realized she wasn't the only one who didn't like such loud parties – as someone else was there before her.
Her eyes glanced over to see who it was – since she assumed that she knew everyone at this party. Scanning the person, it didn't take a genius - she was aware that the other person in question was Paintbrush, just from a quick once-over.
Test Tube chose to avoid conversation. It had never been her strong suit anyway, so there wasn't any point in giving it a shot.
She was overwhelmed enough by the atmosphere anyway – her brain couldn't handle all the noise and the people, not one bit.
Her hand would rest against the railing of the fence, while the other held the non-alcoholic drink – but she wasn't a fan of the punch, as it was too sour for her tastebuds.
When would this night be over?
When was this party over? Why did she even come?
Right. Because she didn't want to be an asshole and not accept Lightbulb's kind gesture to help her get out there and forget about everything.
That's why.
But she desperately wanted this party to be over, constantly fidgeting at whatever her hands could get on, fighting the urge to turn away and leave.
But she didn't.
Paintbrush shifted their gaze to face the other, noticing that they weren't the only one who was sitting on the porch, looking over at Test Tube.
They pulled their sleeves over their hands, giving her outfit a quick gaze - a simple green sweater and bootcut jeans. Nothing too fancy, but appropriate for the weather, they thought.
She looked pretty.
Her glasses sat on her face perfectly, while her hair was tied into a low ponytail, some strands of hair sticking out to show it was done in a rush, but they thought she looked nice.
Paintbrush shook their head, snapping out of it, before clearing their throat.
"Guess you don't like parties either, huh?" Test Tube snapped her head to the side at the sudden voice, and nodded sheepishly.
"Yeah, they're uh.. not my thing." She quickly responded, using her hands as always to communicate her point.
They chuckled at her words, before humming in agreement at what she'd said, lifting themselves up from where they sat to stand next to her.
"I get it. Not everyone enjoys the terrible music and the stuffy atmosphere - especially not when everyone smells like sweat or alcohol." They'd shrug, and all of a sudden, Test Tube felt her worries fade away.
It wasn't so bad after all. Sitting out here with someone who had a similar mindset to her was.. comforting.
Test Tube found herself giggling at the others words, which made Paintbrush look at her in a way which made her heart go crazy. She forgot how attractive they were, but maybe she was getting herself worked up over nothing.
Their eyes flicker over her form slightly, raising a brow. "You know, you have a pretty laugh. Has anyone ever told you that?" They'd cross their arms, not exactly sure what prompted them to say such a thing, but they said it anyway.
"Golly, uh.. thanks," She felt herself grow warm, her fingers drumming against the cup awkwardly – a pretty laugh, huh?
It was just the two of them right now, under the dim lights ‐ while everyone else was inside partying away like there was no tomorrow.
The more time that passed, the more they chatted. It was beginning to get late, but even then, they sat out on the porch, deep in conversation. While the party was still going on, the only reason they'd went inside was to get another drink, and come right back outside to continue talking.
Paintbrush looked deep into Test Tube's eyes as she talked, silently nodding along as if they were tuned in - which they weren't, but she didn't know that. They reached a hand out, placing it onto her shoulder without realising, causing her to stop talking.
"Is.. is something wrong?" She furrowed her brows, confused at the sudden contact. Paintbrush moved their hand away, laughing awkwardly.
"Sorry. Don't know what got into me." They muttered, brushing it off as an accident. Test Tube would look at the other, before biting her bottom lip in response.
They were alone.
She feels a hand grace her cheek, and soon, the two of them are nose to nose. Test Tube's cheeks are instantly warm, and Paintbrush could feel the warmth on their hand, laughing at the idea of it.
"May I?" They asked explicitly, making sure she was fine with the simple kiss. She'd nod, a crooked smile appearing on her face at the mere thought of a kiss.
It made her all giddy.
Their lips lock with her own, and she feels.. relieved. Being held so gently by someone made her feel like a princess, and she didn't understand why that was - but she knew she liked it. Paintbrush could feel the latter smiling through the kiss and would pull away, starting to laugh at it all.
She joined them, laughing quietly - a small snort coming in-between as she did so. They both found comfort in eachother at a party they didn't enjoy, how funny is that?
"Don't ruin the moment," She said between laughs, pushing their shoulder – while Paintbrush continued to laugh along with her.
Maybe they didn't need a party.
Maybe they just needed eachothers company.
this WILL be on ao3 (eventually)
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ourpickwickclub · 1 year ago
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I can’t believe so many of you have forgotten about the tombstones for Richie and Dick. It hit me hard when we first saw them and it really stuck with me because I’m convinced it was Gwen’s idea.
I always remember how she talked about them in her vows and how meaningful it was for Blake, he said it had absolutely slayed him. Or how she was saying “hi dad” when they were flying over his hometown.
ML, the abuser, had the audacity to say she helped his family to heal by taking credit for “Over You”, while at the same time admitting Blake never opened up to her about his loss, because “dudes don’t like to share their feelings”. Guess what, he did confide in Gwen, someone he truly loves and trusts, so much so that Gwen’s able to talk about his late father and brother “as if she had known them”.
The b*tch went to her awful parents to celebrate Christmas while Blake was at his dying dad's bedside. She didn’t “help” the family in any way. She’s just the most awful person. She forced B to make a decision about the song, because she wanted to profit off of his grief.
Anyway, the tombstones near Gwen’s chapel (official name of the chapel in wedding documents) are beautiful.
Thank you for compiling all that. I remembered a lot of it, and that we had seen the stones and thought they were for his dad and brother. I forgot there was a pic.
The story that always got me about Blake’s dad was one ML told (because you know she was acting like she was there the whole time he was sick and it was her tragedy as much as Blake’s) … she said his dad was dying and called her over and was trying to speak, and she leaned in and he said, don’t forget to renew the registration on the truck (or something like that). She was like, just like Blake, making it a joke. I thought it was such a dad thing to say, and so touching. Of course, then the stories of her barring certain people from the funeral. And deciding Blake would be “too emotional” to sing Over You, so said take it off his hands. He has sung it at concerts and he sings it so much better than her.
- B
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theartofdreaming1 · 5 months ago
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⛄️🎄ADVENT SEASON FUN 2024 🎄⛄️
Anyone who’s been following me these past years probably knows what this is about, but for those who are new to this blog or who forgot about it - I’m doing my advent calendar again :)
Unfortunately, it's been another busy and stressful year, so I will be skipping the 12 fanart + 12 fanfic recommendations again, sorry - but I'll try to post and share fanart/fanfic (of my own or recommendations) whenever I can :)
“DO YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME?” - THE FIGURING-OUT-MOVIE-QUOTES ADVENT CALENDAR
Anyway, my sister and I have this tradition of making advent calendars for each other and one part of our advent calendars consists of anonymized movie quotes - and the other one has to figure out which movie (or tv show) they are from! So I’m gonna post the quotes I compiled for my sister in case anyone wants to join in the fun :)
I’m gonna tag the quotes with ‘advent calendar quote 2024′, if anyone is interested :) I’m gonna post the solution on Christmas Day, but if anyone wants to ‘play’ and ask me if their hunch is right or if they want some hints, they can contact me at any time.
You’ll also be able to check the contents of a specific day by searching for ‘advent calendar 2024: day _’ (simply insert number of day).
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thefandomenchantress · 1 year ago
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Oooo I have a little question since we've been talking on the Halloween polycule for a bit together.
Would the Halloween poly dress up in matching Halloween costumes? if so, what would they dress up as? If not, who's dressing up as what? :3
Ooh, that’s a fun question! I’ll compile some of my thoughts into a snippet of this scenario, since I think that’ll be easier.
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On the morning of Halloween, Veronika walked into the living room and immediately made a beeline for her two housemates, who were both sitting on the couch.
“Arturo, Acey, have I ever mentioned how much I love you?” She asked, plopping down in the middle of couch in between them.
“We’ve talked about that nickname.” Ace grumbled, glaring. Her flattery hadn’t worked as well as she’d hoped.
Arturo sighed. “What do you want, Veronika? It’s clear you’re up to something.”
“Weeeeelllll, I was thinking we could wear matching costumes for Halloween this year!” Veronika exclaimed, “We could—”
“No.” Both Arturo and Ace answered at the same time, not even letting her finish.
“I’m not dressing up for Halloween, Veronika, that’s an activity for children.” Arturo said. Ace nodded in agreement.
“Oh, okay.” Veronika answered sadly. “But we have to do something for Halloween, if we’re not doing that. We always watch Arturo’s favorite reality TV shows when he asks, so I should get to do something for this!” She reasoned. A wide grin spread across his face. “Then again, I suppose I could settle for a different Halloween activity. We could always watch a scary movie, or visit haunted houses, or—”
“NO!” Ace screeched, covering her mouth with his hands. He tried to recover his dignity afterwards (and did not succeed), clearing his throat and saying, “I-I mean, I like the costumes idea better.”
“Yay!” Veronika exclaimed, giving him a quick hug before turning to Arturo. “Pleeeeease can you do it with us? It’ll be fun!”
Arturo pinched the bridge of his nose between his fingers, silent for a moment before letting out a long sigh. “…Fine.”
“Yay! I already have our costumes picked out, and all the makeup we’ll need, and—” Veronika immediately started rambling, clapping her hands together and bouncing up and down slightly as she explained her plan to them.
Despite the fact they were beginning to regret this already, the other two had to admit it was nice seeing her so happy.
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So yeah. Long story short Ace and Arturo don’t want to dress up, but Veronika convinces them in the end. Here are a few other headcanons and such:
-I’m not sure what their costumes should be, which is ironic because that’s the one question you wanted an answer to. Maybe they could do something fun with classic Disney villains or something. Arturo is Cruella, Veronika is Ursula, and Ace is the Queen of Hearts. Or something like that. I’d love to hear other people’s ideas!
-Arturo insists on taking many photos, since he figures putting so much effort into your appearance and then not showing anybody would be a waste.
-Arturo may be good at conventional makeup, but Veronika far exceeds him in the scary makeup department. Thus, she’s the one to do all the makeup for their costumes.
-Veronika wants to watch a Halloween movie, but Ace is against anything too scary, so they compromise and watch the Nightmare Before Christmas. Ace forgot how creepy the Oogie Boogie Man is and ended up scared anyway, hugging Arturo’s arm like a teddy bear for comfort. He didn’t cry, though!…Well okay, maybe a little.
-Veronika makes spooky snacks. They’re not actually spooky, but she’ll call something like popcorn and M&M’s ‘Unicorn intestines’ or something like that and it gets the job done. She tries to make a cake that looks like a real human heart, too, but according to Arturo it is not atomically accurate in the slightest.
-Overall they have a lot of fun! Veronika is happy to spend her favorite holiday with her two favorite people.
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faith-nerd · 1 year ago
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And Now It's Time for Silly Songs with Larry: the part where Larry comes out and Sings a Silly Song.
That's right, the VeggieTales Villain Song Showdown is in it's final days, and that means it's time for the Very Veggie Silly Song Showdown!
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Playlist is Here. First Round of Polls (barring any major hang-ups) should go up on Sunday.
Match-up list and more details on how the bracket was formed under the cut.
Now, a couple of things: This is every song from a VeggieTales episode that fills the spot traditionally held by Silly Songs with Larry (so yes we do have Love Songs with Mr. Lunt, Obscure Broadway Showtunes, etc.) plus a few that even if they aren't in that specific spot, they're a non-traditional episode equivalent (feature film credits songs, song-compilation-episode premiered songs, and Lost Puppies because it just feels like a silly song).
This number of songs (and the number there would be if I did JUST the official ones) is... not traditional tournament compatible. So, to try to make this as fair as possible, I had to get creative.
First, and the easiest to see on the visual bracket, Semifinals will be Top 3 of the Left and Top 3 of the Right (as opposed to Top 2).
Second, there are 3 Round 1 "Themed" Match-ups. These do get to skip a round, which I'm not a fan of because I feel like it gives them a free pass; however, these also have 3 songs in each, which means to move on it has to beat 2 other songs as opposed to 1, and in my mind that makes it harder, so I'm thinking maybe hopefully it evens out? (If you don't like it... it's VeggieTales Silly Songs, don't take it so seriously).
These themed match-ups also serve as a way to compare similar songs. We've got the three Boyz in the Sink songs (Bellybutton, Mess Down in Egypt, and Bubble Rap), the three Christmas songs (Oh Santa, 8 Polish Foods of Christmas, and Wrapped Myself Up for Christmas), and three Pirates Who Don't Do Anything but-not-their-original-theme-song Songs (Do the Moo Shoo, Credits Song, and Rock Monster).
So that's how I tried to work with there being a non-easily-bracketable number of songs. And as far as how the match-ups were distributed: it looks random, but it's not? It was a lot so I don't want to try to describe it in too much detail, but it is based on grouping them in chronological order, pitting the groups against each other and putting them on opposite sides and in different branches of the bracket. Basically, trying to delay any potential rematches of the ten in the Ultimate Silly Song Countdown until as late in the tournament as possible.
Anyway, now for the actual Match-ups:
Left Side:
A.1: "The Water Buffalo Song" vs "Monkey"
A.2: "Lost Puppies" vs "Astonishing Wigs"
A.3: "Dance of the Cucumber" vs "Sneeze if you Need To"
A.4: "SUV Song" vs "Best Friends Forever"
B.1: "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" vs "Donuts for Benny"
B.2: "The Blues with Larry" vs "Happy Tooth Day"
B.3: "Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps" vs "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"
B.4: "My Baby Elf" vs "The Perfect Puppy"
C.1: "Endangered Love" vs "The Hopperena"
C.2: "The Gated Community" vs "My Golden Egg"
C.3 (Boyz in the Sink): "Bellybutton Song" vs "A Mess Down in Egypt" vs "Bubble Rap"
Right Side:
A.1: "The Hairbrush Song" vs "The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo"
A.2: "Larry's High Silk Hat" vs "Supper Hero"
A.3: "I Love My Lips" vs "Sippy Cup"
A.4: "Schoolhouse Polka" vs "Kilts and Stilts"
B.1: "Song of the Cebu" vs "Pants"
B.2: "Pizza Angel" vs "Asteroid Cowboys"
B.3: "His Cheeseburger" vs "Goodnight Junior"
B.4: "Lance the Turtle" vs "Mac and Cheese"
C.1 (Bonus Pirates [Round 1 Pass]): "Do the Moo Shoo" vs "The Credits Song" vs "Rock Monster"
C.2: (Christmas [Round 1 Pass]): "Oh, Santa!" vs "The Eight Polish Foods of Christmas" vs "Wrapped Myself Up for Christmas"
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sorinethemastermind · 4 months ago
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Fluffcember 2024: Snowed In | Rayllum & Sorvus & Clauderry Callum is determined to ask Rayla to be his girlfriend this Winter Break. But if he can't even start a fire, how is he supposed to create the perfect moment? Soren has decided to stay on campus this Christmas, but with Rayla and Callum as his only company, he's starting to feel like a third wheel. Except maybe it's not just the three of them left on campus after all. Meanwhile Claudia is trying to have a nice Christmas with her family, but maybe her family isn't at home...
 Usually Terry would have loved to be snowed in with his girlfriend. He still loved to be snowed in with his girlfriend. His girlfriend’s family… not quite so much. 
 But what was a bad situation but a chance to make things better? Nowhere to go but up! That’s what he told himself, anyway, when Claudia suggested they all gather in the living room after dinner for a board game night.
 Viren had said he was busy and Lissa had muttered that he was always conveniently busy when it was time to spend time with his family, after which Viren had cheerily decided that he did, in fact, have time to play boardgames with them. In fact, he was going to take the rest of the day off from work to do just that.
 Claudia had beamed at them both and jumped up, clapping her hands together as she rushed around to gather various games from across the house and compile them in the living room.
 Now it was time. Dinner had been eaten (silently, except for Claudia) and the two girls were gathering some snacks from the kitchen before they began. Terry glanced out of the corner of his eye at Viren. He was scowling at his phone, swiping through messages as though each had personally wronged him. Terry did not want to be whoever he was texting. 
 He considered waiting for the man’s mood to brighten, but it rarely did. Here goes nothing, Terry thought. Or everything.
 “Ahem. Uh, Sir, uhm, Claudia’s dad?”
 Viren took a moment to finish what he’d been typing, exit out of the text thread, and turn off his phone before turning to face him. “Yes?”
 Terry shot a quick glance towards the kitchen, making sure that the others were still distracted. “I wanted to talk to you about Claudia.”
 “Oh? And what about her?”
 Terry swallowed, and then it all came out in a single breath. “Spending the holidays with the both of you really matters a lot to her. It’s all she’s been talking about for months and months! And I won’t pretend to understand what happened between you and your ex-wife, and Claudia is strong and resilient, but I think that it would mean a lot to her if she could feel like you’re all a happy family, for just a little bit. Especially with her brother not being here.”
 Viren stared at him for a moment, forehead creasing into a scowl. “You’re right. You do not understand what happened between Lissa and I.” Then he sighed, the scowl fading. “But I will think about what you said.”
 “Thank you, Sir.”
 “I’m not some noble lord, Terry. Call me Viren.”
 “Yes, sorry. Viren.” Terry corrected himself, giving the man a smile.
 Viren glanced at him for a moment, then directed his gaze to the kitchen, where Terry could see Claudia spinning about as she pulled things down from the shelves before passing them to her mother.
 “You care about my daughter very much, don’t you?” Viren said, more a statement than a question. Terry answered it anyway.
 “How could I not? Just look at her.” he sighed, smile widening. “She’s perfect.”
 “I agree.”
 Terry glanced over at him, a little surprised. He thought it might have been the first nice thing he’d said since they’d arrived at the cabin.
 Viren let out a small chuckle upon spotting his expression. “Claudia is my daughter, I realized she was wonderful long before you did, Terry.” He let out a long sigh then, expression darkening. “I have always been willing to do anything for my family. I try to push them to be the best versions of themselves they can be. The strongest and greatest. But sometimes I can’t help but wonder if, perhaps, I’ve also pushed them away.”
 “You’re talking about Soren.”
 “Yes.”
 Terry wasn’t sure what to say to that, and they both fell silent for a moment. Finally, he asked; “What did you think was the strongest and greatest version of him?”
 “I’m not sure I know anymore.” Viren admitted. “I think maybe… it was too different from who he was. Who he is.” He sighed. “He reminds me a lot of his mother.”
 “And that is… hard for you?”
 “Sometimes.”
 “Have you ever told him that?”
 Viren scoffed. “Of course not.”
 “Maybe you should.”
 Whatever moment they’d been having ended abruptly as Viren got up, tone sharpening again. “You know less about these things than you act like you do.”
 “I’m sorry.” Terry said hurriedly, not entirely sure what had changed. “I didn’t mean to overstep.”
 Slowly, Viren sank back down onto the couch. “I suppose you are a part of this family as well, now. Aren’t you, Terrestrius?”
 Terry gave him a nervous smile. “I think that’s up to you.”
 “It’s up to her.” Viren jerked his head in the direction of the kitchen. “And she likes you. So I will trust my daughter’s judgement. If you make her happy, then I suppose you are here to stay.”
 Terry’s smile widened. “Well, thank you.”
 “Do not thank me. I had no choice in the matter.”
 “You had a little bit of a choice.” Terry offered.
 “Then don’t make me change my mind.” Viren said, picking up his phone again and returning to tapping at it.
 “Yes, Sir. I mean, uh, Viren.”
 The man rolled his eyes, smiling almost imperceptibly, but Terry caught it.
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reminiscentreader · 1 year ago
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@nqds you thought I wouldnt actually do it 🤭😘
Reasons why I love nads (500 words) (actually 611 but who cares)
Ok so firstly the reasons I’m writing this is to a) spite nads and b) because I love her, I really really don’t know where to start with you nads i srsly love you so so much but I guess I’m breaking down into extreme detail my favorite things about you, i guess I’ll start with how beautiful you are and get into the deeper stuff later, first of all you have the most beautiful eyes ever, there brown colour just has something so comforting about them that makes me feel so safe and happy, I’d do anything to see them in real life one day, or to hug you, I don’t really mind I’ll take either, but your hair looks so shiny?!? Like it looks so smooth and amazing, my ratty hair could never. Ok now I’ve talked about how amazingly beautiful you are I want to talk about how happy you make me, you honestly make me so so happy nads, whenever we talk I have the biggest most stupidest grin on my face ever, you’d probably say I’m pathetic for wanting for you to love me but idc because I love you and you make me so so happy, you deserve to be loved, not just loves, but you deserve everything from a hot chocolate and a snuggly blanket to a perfect life, In my eyes you are quite literally an angel in disguise, kind of like my own personal angel though, anyway next I’ve compiled a list of song lyrics I’d like to dedicate to you, my little Christmas tree:
‘Long live all the mountains we moved I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you.”
“But if god forbid fate should step in, and force us into a goodbye, if you have children some day, when they point to the pictures, please tell them
My name’
‘To you I can admit, that I’m just to soft for all of it’
‘We survived the great war’
‘You’ve been stressed out lately yeah me too’
‘I’m a fire and I’ll keep your brittle heart warm’
‘Family that I chose’
Ok that bit of my speech was done, now for the really soppy cheesy bit, I love you so so much, you are quite literally the best friend I’ve ever had, you make me happy and I feel safe when I talk to you, there’s not a lot of people in my life who I can talk to, definitely not any people I’d talk to the way I talk to you, I don’t know how you put up with my sensitive bullshit all the time, and my unfunny jokes, and my random rants, and my horrible writing skills and punctuation, but you do, you do all the time ans you never ever complain, have I ever told you that I read your blog like a morning newspaper, every morning when I wake up, the first thing I do is go onto to tumblr and like all the posts you made while I was asleep, plus ur so cool I don’t know what possessed you to become friends with someone like me but I’m so so so glad you did, I have never ever loved someone as much as I love you, you can call this the cringiest thing you’ve ever seen but idc because you need this, I want nothing more than for you to be happy, you don’t even need to love me as much as I love you, but you will always be my best friend, my little Christmas tree, my nadsies, I love so so much <3
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moonsunlovers · 2 years ago
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Just read through your "watch" posts. And despite thinking that it's too much of a coincidence, I still think applying Occam's Razor is best.
Harkening everything Jimin and Jungkook do or are surrounded by back to their relationship borders on insanity. They can exist without constantly thinking about each other even if they are in a relationship.
Sometimes, a tattoo of two letters doesn't have deeper meaning.
Sometimes, a clock just stops working without the wearer noticing [because most of us use the phone anyway].
Jikookers always jumping on these "oh that's a secret message about xyz" trains, makes me believe in Jikook less than highlighting actually proven gestures. It makes Jikookers more into Taekookers than any of us want by turning nothing into something.
Hello anon. Thank you for passing by my blog and share your thoughts. (They are talking about my two previous post about the watch that Jimin wore in his live on Jungkook’s birthday: the first one here and the second one here, in case you want to know what is this post about).
I agree with you, we don’t need to analyze everything they do. They can do things without having any intention or being a secret message. I agree, really, and if it had happened in any other date I wouldn’t have share this idea because probably I wouldn’t have found it relevant. But you know what? I’m here to have some fun, I’m here to share the things that I notice and my thoughts about it, not to demonstrate anything. Jikook had done it by themselves already.
And naming taekookers here, well, the difference is that if Jimin came live saying it was an accident and he forgot to set his watch to the correct time I would believe him in a heartbeat. If he were walking hand in hand with a girl openly I would stop shipping him with other person automatically. I’m not here trying to proof that Jungkook is a Christmas tree in a group photo just to convince everybody that they are in a relationship lol.
I already explain why in my opinion this coincidence is very unlikely to be just a coincidence given the date when it happened and the circumstances around it. I talked about this theory because it’s not that crazy. It’s not about trying to be the more delusional in the room. If there were an obvious explanation that would make sense I would embracing it, really. But Jimin does use the clock to watch the time (as I stated in my second post) and the watch was perfectly working in the live, so the obvious justifications are discarded. Even you said it yourself anon: “despite thinking is too much of a coincidence”.
But once again this is just a theory and it’s just my humble opinion. It’s completely fine if you believe in something else anon. With all the respect, if you prefer just a compilation of cute moments and talk about more tangible things then maybe this blog is not your place and you should expend your time somewhere else.
In this situation where we don’t have more information and both of us aren’t omitting data that proofs the contrary, both opinions are equal valid. It’s up to you. Once again I didn’t come here to convince anybody, I’m not sharing this on the army timeline for everybody to call us “crazy”, I’m not using it against any ship. I’m just here sharing my thoughts with my fellow jikookers to have some fun and learn new things about Jikook. Who knows, maybe in one of my rants somebody brings actual data that helps me to confirm or discard some of my ideas. I could be wrong. That’s the enjoyable part of all of this, I’m not presenting my theory as an universal truth, but a way to exchange facts and ideas, to learn something new or to confirm something that I already knew.
So yes, anon, I agree with you: making silly theories out of the blue just to proof something as others shippers do maybe is not the right thing to do and all of us know that we don’t need it, BUT discuss some ideas based on facts just to have some fun, trying to bring new points of view on the table and respecting the truth and data that we have is something that could be really enriching if you give it a chance. You would be surprise.
Until next time 🙋🏻‍♀️
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turtlemagnum · 6 months ago
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ok, gonna try my hand at compiling my thoughts on fist of the north star first. here goes nothing! warning, this post is gonna be Long, open the read more at your own peril.
i think the best way to go about this might be roughly chronologically, so i'll start at the start. i think it's interesting how very early on, the conceit is "there is but one practitioner of hokuto shinken and but one practitioner of nanto seiken, and they are sworn to never fight lest the world fall into Chaos..." and that degrades very quickly past the first arc. i will say that overall, the shin arc is a very fun, enjoyable and relatively quick watch, with mostly interesting fights, decent character designs and a mostly compelling narrative. i think one of the standout parts, to me, was when shin was actually defending yuria from his former goons while they tried to revolt. it definitely added a certain texture to shin's character where he had previously been just 100% straightforwardly the bad guy, instead of being 99% that. also there's the devil rebirth fight and that time ken killed The Entire United States Military in the same episode that he punched a wrecking ball so hard that it shattered like a christmas ornament. now that i think about it, the leader guy of the former US military was actually probably the first time we see nanto seiken used by someone who isn't shin, and i remember it being kind of a big deal that shin had violated their sacred traditions to such an extent, y'know? how quickly that went out the window
something that's been consistently good in the series was the music. the fight music, the ambient stuff, and especially the openings. all 3 of the openings are S tier, but i will say they never quite top ai wo torimodose, it's just that fucking bombastic and fun, y'know? at the same time i wouldn't stab somebody for thinking silent survivor or TOUGH BOY are better, they're all fuckin great even if in different ways at time. honestly i'm mostly surprised that an anime from back then had more than one opening, much less 3. from what i can tell that shit wasn't nearly as common back then as it was today, so i think it speaks to how deeply popular the series was back in its heyday. hell, OG dragon ball got just one and im pretty sure DBZ barely got two. i hope one day i'll be able to make music as stellar as the hnk soundtrack, really.
something that bugged me about early fist of the north star is how every fucking woman looked like yuria, just sometimes with different hair. this definitely got better as the series went on, and i have no idea if this was a problem in the manga too, but by god is it glaring. thankfully that seems to clear up ironically after mamiya is introduced, who is explicitly portrayed to be the spitting image of yuria. i think the first time i noticed that women finally look like unique people and Not Just Yuria was that one martial artist who fought with roses and shit. side note but i genuinely loved her design, the show got really sexist about her being a Femoid who fights but setting aside that i really loved her. i should learn to draw her. anyways, i like how the series improved over time in that regard, at the very least
one of my biggest problems in the series starts with shin's death. i remember when shin first died and he burst out crying, i had assumed it was just a fucked up manipulation tactic like the yuria doll, but apparently we the audience were expected to take it seriously? and like, this began a longrunning trend of a villain being like, absolutely irredeemably evil, like puppy crusher machine, baby eating, torment nexus evil, and then at the end they're all like "i just wanted 2 play on de play groundt...." and we're expected to take that seriously???? like, i'm all for moral nuance and complexity, and there are times where this whole shtick was done more tolerably than others, but in my opinion they never actually redeem somebody in a way that's satisfying. a redemption arc has to be, y'know, a fucking arc. and even if you're trying to do a redemption = death thing, the thing that makes that trope work is that they die doing something, y'know, actually good???? the reason anakin's redemption worked (aside from actually being foreshadowed pretty blatantly) was because he actually saved lukes life and died in the process. he did a good thing and died because of it. meanwhile shin, he still fought ken right up until the end and acted like nothing was out of the ordinary until he was literally seconds from dying. at least raoh had it built up to a little bit, like jesus fucking christ.
now, i will say that the arc from roughly jagi's introduction to the first fight with raoh is the best fist of the north star gets. if you're thinking about watching the show but don't wanna commit to 150ish episodes, i'd recommend watching from the beginning right up until the end of the first raoh fight. i feel like that's still be a pretty compelling 50 or so episodes, and it has literally all the best bits within it. honestly kinda sad that the show peaks approximately 1/3 of the way through it, but what can you do. anyways, enough backhanded compliments; jagi is probably the best all around villain in this series. he's an absolute bastard, he's one of the first characters in the entire show to just straight up pull a normal gun on people, and he inspires one of the most cathartic moments in the entire show. this is around when we first get into like, the soap opera shit, right? first it's a bit contrived but still cool as hell that rei is a new nanto seiken practitioner, aside from That One Scene he fills the deuteragonist role pretty nicely and is honestly the gold standard by which the rest of the series' guys can be judged off of. he's no ein or juza, but to be fair basically nobody is.
anyways like, that cathartic moment i was talking about. it was just after jagi admitted to ken, taunting him with the fact that he's actually the reason shin kidnapped yuria, and he's the reason yuria died. this, alongside the "actually the main character has 3 secret brothers that we just havent mentioned until now, and theyre ALSO hokuto shinken practitioners" is very like. soap opera/bad fanfic-y, right? but it works because in execution, it's still pulled off well, and we're still nowhere near the bullshit horizon we'd skyrocket past by the end of the series. so, when ken's finally killing jagi, there's a moment where he says something to the effect of "this is for yuria, and...." and you just know what he's about to say next, but he hesitates, and when he finally says it it's so damn satisfying, "and for me!" and the thing is that it's a deeply compelling moment for a variety of reasons.
so, the thing with fist of the north star is that, in a lot of ways, it's very analogous to a superman story where the question is almost never "will the main character lose this fight" because he's so insanely fucking broken, right? the real question is, "will this character protect those he cares about in time", that's where the tension comes from, and it comes from the fact that he is in fact a hero. that's how you write a compelling overpowered protagonist, you give him either people to love or just a love and respect for all life in general and so that always gives you stakes. i get that to a lot of people, the question of "will ken save this nameless chicken farmer?" isn't a very compelling one. but to me, it is, because he cares so deeply about it that i start caring about it. in the words of aphex twin, "i care because you do".
so, the thing is up until now ken is a very selfless character. it's to such an exaggerated degree that it becomes fairly evident that he has very little regard for his own safety or wellbeing. in the first arc, aside from helping whoever he happens across he's motivated exclusively by rescuing yuria. every fight he has up to this point isn't even for himself, really, and there's something almost sad about that. he doesn't allow himself to have needs. so it's actually very satisfying to see this strong, principled man admit that he has in fact been hurt, and that he's not just doing good for those around him but for himself as well. and it's a very natural character progression that you don't even realize is happening but also makes complete sense. there's something deeply compelling to me about a man so devoted to helping others that he has to actively learn how to live for himself, y'know? i feel like that's a relatable struggle to a lot of people, really
i will say i have one gripe about the jagi fight, and it's that it's almost perfect except for the fact that jagi dies laughing. at first it's seeming like he's gonna die in agonizing misery like he deserves, and it's satisfying well up until the point he starts to laugh on the way out. and like, i understand why it was done that way, and i'm pretty sure it was meant to be haunting, but it honestly just felt like it undercut an otherwise great moment, y'know? i want that motherfucker suffering god damnit, its what he deserves.
there's not much to say about the arc up until the first raoh fight, really. toki is really fucking cool, i love me my apocalypse karate jesus boy, and the fight with that uighur guy was really good setting aside the weird racial thing of having a character that's of a certain ethnicity and just naming them that ethnicity. like, imagine if there was just a guy in a show named Jew, and he's canonically supposed to be jewish but it's never really addressed, like that'd be weird right
i will say, the raoh fight was fucking precious, easily the best part of the entire series. it has this amazing and complex rhythm to it, where every character who tries to fight raoh ends up trying their own self sacrificial bullshit move only to be thwarted by the next guy, until there's essentially like 3 or 4 different fights going on at the same time. it's also nice seeing ken get straight up hard countered for once, like straight up he gets just as fucked up as raoh does and it makes raoh that much cooler of a villain. up to this point, ken is like, essentially invincible. he's basically post apocalypse aikido jesus, poking people so hard that their disabilities are cured and punching people so hard that their entire bodies explode like he's got the bloody mess perk. so to see someone even break even with him is a damn impressive thing, it instantly establishes your villain credentials y'know?
the thing about raoh is that i love him, very much, but i very much hate how he was handled near the end. the fights with him after the first one are very eh, the penultimate one is close to satisfying but then there's that whole "and then he randomly got away with yuria and now he's gone!!!" bullshit, and i get what the final one was going for and it's kind of built up to but i still didn't exactly like it, y'know? for what it's worth, raoh's redemption arc was probably the most well set up in the entire series, but it still wasn't actually y'know. good. like, the way we're introduced to him is by him being Ken-Oh, King of Fists, and he's this fucking tyrant who recruits people to be his slaves by giving them the ultimatum of "willingly brand yourself as my property and then be my slave for the rest of your short life or get burnt to death", and we're shown that his goons are inches away from burning lin, a literal baby child, to death. and we're supposed to just buy that he's actually not that bad at the end???
like, something i wish this series would just fucking do would be to have their villains just fucking own their villainy right up till the end. they do it before the end!!! one of the first bits with shin has him literally monologuing about how cool & good it is to be evil before busting out one of the greatest evil laughs i've ever heard from a voice actor in any media ever. the best villains are pretty consistently That kind of evil, like the kind of evil that'd make the average disney executive go "hey maybe we can chill a bit out here real quick", and that'd be wonderful if they were unrepentant about it!! it feels really forced!!! imagine if like, frieza, before the bitter end, went all "hmm, maybe i do regret blowing up planets and spending my days being space hitler...." that wouldn't've fucking worked!!! there is, in fact, such an intense degree of evil in fiction that it just doesn't make sense for them to immediately go "hmm yeah i'm a good guy now. right before i die. how about that :)". it's deeply unsatisfying every fucking time, like my god
there's something to be said about the queer coding in this show. i remember in one of the earlier episodes, there was this bear dressed as a BDSM cop and his two goons were scantily clad twinks, and internally i went "haha that's kinda gay" before he straight up kisses random dudes before he kills them. and it hit me like "oh. he IS gay..." and it's like. i don't think that's even the gayest thing in the series, really. there's that one scene where two fang clan dudes are checking out rei and the one with the binoculars is like "woah, this guy's real pretty!" and the other dude is all "well, not as pretty as me right bro???". and then there's just yuda, in general. relatively uninteresting villain, but him dying in rei's arms admitting that his motivation in trying to kill him was that he was the only other man who he found beautiful, like. i don't think there's a heterosexual way to interpret that, really! and that's even setting aside the hideous makeup he's always in! and that's not even mentioning yuria's brother wanting to "see what she(yuria) saw in him (ken)" and as a consequence, wanting to die by his hands. also ein is a bisexual icon who canonically thinks ken has a pretty face and i love that for him
the next bit after yuda was, i believe, souther and shu. now, i think souther might've been the only villain to outright defeat ken up to this point, and i think there's something that could've been interesting about that if souther just wasn't like, aggressively fucking boring. i think he's also the introduction to ki blasts, so that's cool, but the most interesting bits about the souther arc were the bits with shu. shu was a homie, very speedwagon-esque in terms of vibes if not functionality, i liked watching him at work. i will say that shu was probably the point where nanto seiken was wearing out its welcome, we're at like 4 or 5 guys whose main deal was nanto seiken and their entire fighting style could essentially boil down to "cut em into bits" and the only real variation was the shape of the bits people were cut into. i think this might've been the prevailing attitude at the time too, because they definitely pivot away from nanto seiken after this in favor of other, usually dumber martial arts
i will say that this series is, usually, very good about respecting character deaths. with one piss stained exception, characters pretty much always die and stay dead forever, meanwhile i feel like in series less committed to death mattering would've still had toki or rei around by the end of it. the exception is, of course, yuria. it was to give yuria and ken a happy ending, at least for a little while, and honestly while i kinda hate the concept the execution was still fairly competent so i didn't outright dislike it overall. i think it's stupid and retcon-y and at times feels like yet another excuse to make shin seem like less of a bad guy, but it still felt nice to know that yuria got the spend the last few years of her life with the man she loved
i liked ryuga for what he was, mostly just because he wasn't yet another fucking nanto seiken user. he's probably about on par with the elemental guys that'd go on to die to raoh, juza excluded. which brings me to, the man who is tied for Best Boy, juza of the clouds! i.e., my current profile pic. i like juza. he's probably the best thing to come from the series post the Peak arc of jagi to raoh. one of my first criticisms of the characters in this show was something to the effect of "look, if you're a handsome, muscular guy who's also ungodly fucking powerful in terms of martial arts in a world where martial arts is fucking magic, And you're in a post apocalypse? all i'm saying is that you could have basically any girl you wanted CONSENSUALLY, like seriously shin just ditch yuria and build yourself a harem of all the women that look exactly like her". and juza did exactly that, and i love him for it. i'd like to think i'd be like juza, in his universe, not quite the top of the totem pole in terms of raw power but still well above every normal person, saving women from being abused and letting them join my harem if they want, living in a fucking castle with a pool/bathing house? that's the dream, man. that's the fucking dream.
now, that's setting aside juza's whole "wanting to fuck his sister" thing. like, to be fair, yuria's his half sister, but seriously dude what the fuck is it with everyone in this show and yuria. ken and all 3 of his brothers were into her, juza was into her, shin was into her, if there is a man in this show and he knows yuria there's like an 80% chance that he wants her. what's the fucking appeal? like yeah, she's pretty, sure, but so are all the women in this show!!! personally i'd rather date like, a martial artist lady who could actually defend herself, but that could just be me. well, that's like the only thing wrong about juza to me, and honestly while that's a pretty significant flaw you can still say he's literally one thing away from being flawless, so that's pretty cool. god i love him
now's about when we get into hokuto no ken 2, where the main difference is that lin and bat are actually useful now and i'm pretty sure lin wants to fuck kenshiro now, which still weirds me the fuck out. my other favorite character in this show, ein, is the most american fucker on earth. like literally he wears an american flag suit, has blonde hair and blue eyes, is a fucking bounty hunter, and literally rides around on a killdozer driven by what i'm pretty sure is a slave. literally cannot get more american than that, i just hope that the slave guy is like a former bandit or something. little known fact about me, one of my biggest turn ons in a piece of fiction is when a character is a bounty hunter. something about bounty hunters just fuckin gets my brain goin, y'know? i remember when i played the GTA online bounty hunter quests, they were straight up some of the most fun i've had with GTAV and i still think i'd enjoy playing a game where that's the main mechanic. also, at first glance he's a wife guy, but it turns out he's a loving father which makes him even better. it's even acknowledged in universe that he's cool as hell!!! i love him dearly
viceroy jakoh is a decent villain. he's enjoyable to see die, at least. we also meet falco, who's a homie, and honestly i think it's pretty badass that he's a canonically disabled character who's shown to be strong and capable and yet is still clearly held back by his disability. he's a bit like a proto edward elric, in that regard. honestly one of the most sharp inhale inducing scenes of the show was when jakoh swept his prosthetic out from under him and then proceeded to beat the shit out of him, frankly that was an egregious way to make a villain hateable and it was honestly very effective in that regard. gento koken is ok i guess. at least it's not nanto seiken. honestly that whole "celestial emperor" thing felt rather contrived, but eh.
ok so, around this point in the show is when one of its worst aspects really starts to become apparent. so like, it starts out relatively normally when ken is shown to have a few brothers that we didnt know about. it's not that absurd, it makes some amount of sense, the hokuto brothers remain some of the best characters in the entire fucking show. and now all of a sudden, yuria has a brother we didnt know about, and a half brother, and now we meet raoh and ken's biological bigger brothers and after a certain point it just feels like bad self insert fanfic, y'know? and that's what kaioh is to me, it feels like somebody thought raoh was cool and thought "heh, what if i made my own OC that's raoh but even BIGGER and STRONGER and MORE EVIL", like that's what kaioh feels like to me. and then ken's bio brother is just ok, i already forgot his name despite it not being that long since i watched the final arc
but the thing is that kaioh is just like, arguably the most cartoonishly evil villain out of the entire fucking series, seemingly completely unrepentant, literally regularly talks about existing in the "Dark World", straight up kills his own sister just to make ken's brother wanna kill ken, the dude is just bitter and evil the whole way down, so when he pulls that "i just want 2 play on the played ground" bullshit it rings especially hollow even by the standards of the show. god, fuck kaioh, he's just poorly executed overall
the biggest part of hnk2 that i actually liked was shachi. i liked how he was essentially a stupid kid that lucked into being taught unearthly powers basically on par with hokuto shinken, and as such got a big head over it even though at his core he was still a good kid. hokuto ryuken sure felt fuckin contrived, it kinda felt like the writer(s?) noticed how the hokuto brothers were some of the best, most interesting characters in in the original series, and were just like "yeah let's do that but again", and while i guess it doesn't not work it also doesn't work all that well either. hokuto ryuken sounds cool though, even if "north star lapis lazuli fist" doesn't.
another thing i liked about the last parts of the show were that, while definitely not martial art wizards, bat and lin were still deeply competent fighters and put up a consistently good fight against Real Fucking Fighters, which you really wouldn't expect from bat's cowardly ass growing up. i will say that i always thought lin would make a good successor to hokuto shinken, but that might just be wishful thinking. there is a quite prevalent undercurrent of misogyny in this series, and while i understand that it wasn't exactly uncommon in the 80s, i gotta say that i still feel like they could've done better. i dunno
all of this is to say that i liked fist of the north star, very very much. i'm not sure i could recommend it without a laundry list of caveats and disclaimers, but i will say that if my interminable bitching hasn't put you off of it, it's probably for you. it's got a lot of good fights, it scratches that little kid part of your brain that thinks it's so cool to see a guy get kicked in the dick so hard that his entire body explodes, it has great music and mostly competent writing. if you think about it too hard, you will cry, so don't do that, just go along for buronson's wild ride and fuckin enjoy yourself. i probably wouldn't recommend it to someone who's not like, already an anime fan and already likes shonen though. it feels very of its genre, if that makes sense. which i guess it should, given how foundational to shonen in its modern forms as it was
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clarktooncrossing · 7 months ago
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DUDELZ of the Damned | Waiting Sucks, Pt. 2
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HEY THERE PEOPLE OF TODAY AND ROBOTS OF TOMORROW! IT'S ME, CLARK!
A chill is in the air. You can feel it can't you? Perhaps you even recognize it. That same chill arrives every year right on the dot. With it comes a frightful howl in the moonlight, the only other sound to be heard. Otherwise there is a strange calmness settling around you, like the point of ease before the storm. By now the howling has stopped. It has been replaced by a different sound. Footsteps. Big, heavy, dragging, as if the figure didn't quite know how to use their legs. Perhaps it's a random passerby. Perhaps it's a rotting, frightful feature freshly risen from the grave. Perhaps it's some other, unspeakable horror waiting to pounce! Whatever it is, you're not waiting around to find out! Yet no matter how far you run, it can't be escaped. The chill in the air, the howling of the wind, the heavy footsteps, it all leads back to one thing: October is here! And with it comes the return of the DUDELZ of the Damned!
Yes weirdos, like last year, my approximation of Sketchtober has returned. I call it an proxy because there was no list of prompts. Nah, that'd be too limiting. This is yet another case where I compiled my own list of ideas, sketched them out, then used one color per picture. With all that said, let's see what spoopy scribblings await us today!
Being patient sucks! Especially when you have to wait through an entire year before any decent Holidays start popping up on the calendar. You all can keep Valentine’s Day or the Fourth of July for all I care! Far as I’m concerned, the best months out of the year are the last three. It all kicks off in October with Halloween. Or September if you’re crazy and can’t wait to watch Hocus Pocus for the billionth time. That’s when I got started anyway. My office is coated with spoopy decor, I begin listening to playlists full of terrifying tunes, not to mention work begins proper on DUDELZ of the Damned. It makes all the crap one waged through during the rest of the year feel totally worth it! Still, in the back of my mind, there is a presence that never goes away. A gnarling, hungry, eager one just waiting for a chance to break through the surface. Honestly, it doesn’t take much. Even the slightest hint of jingle bells triggers the transformation. Santa Clark wants out! Not that Crocie will let him forget what month it is.
Unlike yesterday’s DUDEL, this one was very much planned out in advance. So much so that this too is a leftover idea from last year. Mostly because this picture is insanely accurate. Ask any of my loved ones and unanimously they’ll say they go all out for Christmas. One buddy even stated she associates me with the Holiday, which might be the nicest thing I’ve ever been told. Heck, there’s a reason I’ve gained the nickname Santa Clark over the years. It’s what makes waiting through October beyond frustrating. Don’t get me wrong, I love Halloween. Getting to watch monster movies with my family, hosting ghoulish games nights on my Discord, listening to Thriller on loop, drawing these DUDELZ, it’s always a ton of fun! Yet at the same time, the vibes I get from October are never as strong as those I get during the preceding two months. My guess as to why is because Halloween still scares me to some degree. There’s something to worry about. With Christmas, even when stress levels rise, I somehow manage to overcome the dread. Blame it on my brain being wired differently. Even still, this was a fun DUDEL to draw. Crocenstein’s return was something I eagerly anticipated and designing that Halloween tree allowed for some details to be added. Honestly, this came out better than expected. So I hope you all enjoy this DUDEL as much as I enjoyed drawing it. And remember: it’s never too early for Christmas!
BONUS QUESTION: Which Holiday do you deem the best?
MAY THE GLASSES BE WITH YOU!
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mbrainspaz · 1 year ago
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more meeting minutes (paraphrased)
Boss: You're in trouble because you made a bad decision a month ago.
me: Oh? This is the first I'm hearing of this.
Boss: Yes well you clearly made the wrong choice to leave all the horses out that one night when it was cold and rainy.
me: Please explain how it was a bad decision? As far as I'm aware everyone was fine and none of the boarders had concerns they communicated to me—they usually don't hesitate.
Boss: Horses got wet, and cold! If the boarders had known they would've been upset!
me: ... yeah, that was unfortunate with the 14% chance of rain we had that night, but you get that the horses were fine, right? I made my decision according to company protocol that states that unless there's more than a 40% chance of rain and it's below freezing, those horses can stay out. The old and sickly ones were already inside—you know that too, right? I even went above and beyond to blanket the rest and then I checked on them at 2am.
Boss: Well you should've brought them all in at 2am because they were slightly damp!
me: Put that in the rule book then.
Boss: Excuse me???
me: I said put it in the rule book ****. Sit your cozy corporate ass down and compile a fail-safe set of weather protocols that factors in everything from humidity to wind direction to the thickness of each horse's coat on a mid-January morning and then have it tell me how to make every other minute decision I've been making on the job for 2 years and if I break the rules THEN ...you can write me up about it.
Boss: ... so you're still in trouble, and now we're just calling it 'communication issues', because actually you should've called me at 2am and asked me what to do.
me: Oh? So that's a rule now? Good to know. I'll definitely do that moving forward, since that's what you want me to do. If only you had communicated that sooner.
Boss: ...We're still writing you up for—
me: ah ah ah—
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It's a clown show. It's obvious she's just scrambling for excuses to fire me because I'm too good at this job and they can't afford me anymore. It says a lot that this is the worst dirt she's got on me. She's tried the 'you should have called me' bit before and it's hilarious because 9 times out of ten she doesn't respond and the other 1 time what happens is that I spend 30 minutes explaining the choice she needs to tell me to make to her—and then sometimes she tells me to do the wrong thing anyway. F*cking insane. Anyway, I held my own against her and the boss above her for over 60 minutes and I intentionally drew that meeting out to make harassing me more expensive.
I'm so excited to tell her I'm quitting, and I'm gonna do it the same way she told me I was losing 30% of my compensation just after Christmas. —Ring ring "Hiiiii, I don't know if you've heard but—"
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