#anyway. either way its just like. damn. yall fucking live like this????
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girldraki discourse is fucking wild to Me Specifically but only because like. ive had a special interest in scp for like. 7-8 years (MAYBE longer?? my memory is Not good) and the entire time ive just kind of. passively hcd her as a tgirl because im a tgirl and i fucking love projecting onto characters i like. so its just kind of like. crazy to see that be a topic of discourse now. like when did we stop letting people have fun man.
#[ren]#dude even back in the fucking Ye Olden Times of the scp fandom most people didnt gaf what you hcd characters as#the worst it ever got was people making trannydraki jokes when i mentioned it and like. yeah it fucking sucked and shouldnt have happened-#-but dude it was like. Not An Issue. and trannydraki is fucking hilarious just like as a word so#anyway. either way its just like. damn. yall fucking live like this????
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Bake Sale
Due to Girl Scout season, (and me buying boxes) I just got an idea, so here yall go! (03. 16. 2023)
'So... hot'
(Name) could only think about how HOT Ramshackle was right now. Thanks to that useless crow of a man, Ramshackle was the only dorm without an AC unit or any type of fan. It's the middle of summer vacation and there is no airflow through the dorm.
"(Name) pleassseee do something about this heat, I think Grim is about to die".
"Wow, I bet you regret skipping Crewl's classes now" chuckled Deuce.
"We are both in summer school, shut up Deuce".
All the mirrors going into the dorms were locked up tight for the summer, leaving all the students who needed to catch up stay in Ramshackle, which was not alot of students.
"Listen guys, if I had the money I would totally buy a unit but I have no money or a job right now".
"UGH" Ace yelled, "why can we just go to the beach or sneak into Savanaclaw's pool!". Ace marched towards the windows and began opening all the ones in the living room.
"Because what teacher will gives us a pass to go relax when you three are supposed to being doing your homework and classwork you missed!". (Name) was getting overwhelmed, they knew they should've taken Leona's or Malleus's offer on staying with either of them during summer break.
"(Nammmmmmeeeeee)" Grim cried, "please do something about this heat", Grim fell to the floor.
"Fine, let me figure something out".
"Yay!!" The three cried.
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(Name) walked out the campus kitchen, carrying two buckets of ice with them back to Ramshackle.
'Shit'
The ice was already melting.
'How the hell are we going to live in a magical world and not have any ice magic or spells?'.
As they made their way inside the Dorm they started opening windows, turning on the fans to on the highest settings, on cheap fan on its back with the bucket of ice holding its weight.
'Finally'. (Name) took in the cold breeze that filled the room. Grim came running down the hall putting his fatass in front of the semi broken fan. "Ahhhhhhh finally! Took you way to long henchman".
(Name) rolled their eyes, "Now that's done, I think I'm going to get a sweet treat." The word 'treat' summoned all three braincells.
"What are you gettin".
"Can I have soommme?".
"Can I help?".
'Jesus Christ' (Name) sighed, "I was feeling nostalgic and wanted to bake...."
Ace and Grimm groaned, throwing themselves back onto the "cold" ground.
Deuce looked confused, "I'm sorry perfect, why are you going to bake when it's-"
"Fucking thousands degrees out-" Ace interrupted.
Deuce glared.
"You guys don't have to help with anything, I was kinda of planning on doing this for myself...". (Name) walked away towards the kitchen.
"Nonono, I'll help you perfect!!" Deuce ran after (Name).
(Name) opened the cupboard, 'thin mints orrrrrrrrrr, hmm, wait samoas?'.
(Name) looked over at Deuce, "Deuce, one or two?".
"Um one?"
"Thin mints it is".
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Aced let out a moan.
"Damn buddy that's like your 10th one...".
Ace had tears in his eyes,"it's.. so... good".
(Name) gave the three a look; hunched over the counter, all groaning in happiness.
"Are these from your world perfect?".
(Name) nodded, "Yeah, there's actually-".
"Don't care make more!".
"Hench man please!"
(Name) looked at Ace and Grimm in shocked, "you know a simple please would do... also Grimm can you even have chocolate?".
Ace rolled his eyes, "the little shit ate rocks for the past year-". His comment made Duece hit him on the back of the head.
"Anyways, Perfect, do you think we can take some to lunch tomorrow?".
"Sure, I'll probably be baking all tomorrow... nothing else to do".
â
"Oi oi crabby~ whatcha got there?".
Instinctively Ace put the brown lunch bag towards his chest, "none of your-"
"HEYYY!!". Grimm screeched
"Sh sh baby seal, let me just borrow your bag."
Grimm beated his paws on Floyd's stomach, "No! You can't have that! (Name) made those specially for me!!" He whined.
"Oh~ Shrimy made these?". Floyd popped a cookie in his mouth.
The world stopped for a minute, Floyd giving the three a lead stare. "Uh, you good bro?". Ace went to put his hand on Floyd's shoulder only to be bitten by said eel.
"FUCK HE BIT MY SHIT".
Floyd stole the bag of cookies and made a dash for the door.
"MY TREATS!!" Grimm wailed.
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(Name) hummed as they baked their third round of cookies, the last batch being Samoas now they were working on peanut butter. 'I guess always baking with Trey was worth the lessons-'
Que their front door being broken in with two distressed students.
"PERFECT HELP I NEED STERILIZATION STAT-"
"HENCHMAN! I NEED NEW COOKIES! THAT DISGUSTING EEL STOLE MY COOKIES!".
'There goes my peaceful afternoon'.
(Name) grabbed the first aid kit to help Ace, letting the two whine and nag about their day.
Grim plopped himself on (Name)'s lap, "So.... can you give us more cookies?".
"Sure, just don't let anyone take them this time."
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The next day at lunch was... eventful...
"ILL TAKE A BAG FOR $10!".
"NO! $50!".
"MAKE IT $90!".
It was like watching a pack of hyenas swarm a prey, three pairs of eyes watched from a distance.
"So... it's just cookies?". Azul observed the growing hysteria with a careful eye.
Jade snickered, "I think it's more than cookies sir~"
Azul grabbed a cookie from Floyd's bag, observing before taking a nibble.
Jade laughed, "so? What's the verdict-".
"Schedule a meeting with the perfect."
â
"FLOYD PUT ME DOWN!!". (Name) was hunched over Floyd's shoulder.
Azul took a deep breath, "Floyd put the perfect down-".
CRASH
Azul felt a migraine forming, rubbing his temples. "So... perfect". Azul forced a smile.
"I'm not making a dea-".
"Listen! What about a business partnership? With your cookies-".
"No."
"There will be money, 50/50".
"I already-"
"And! I'll ask threaten the headmaster to give your.... Ramshackle upgrades".
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'It's so much hotter than the inside of Ramshackle'. (Name) was miserable, sitting at a stand in Port Town trying to sell cookies, THEIR cookies. Luckily, that ocean breeze was... somewhat frequent.
"Hggnnngg Henchman I'm bored.... let's dip".
(Name) rolled their eyes, "You got us into this mess...".
"Ha! How was I supposed to know Azul was also in summer school!". Grim threw himself under the table.
"How's business perfect?~".
"Shrimpy~!".
(Name) gave Jade a glare, "I'm miserable - it's too hot for this shit."
Floyd blew a raspberry, "Well! We have something to cheer you up-"
"A gun?"
Grim came up from the table, "AH! It's me!".
(Name) looked at the two confused, "a cardboard cut out of Grim?".
The cutout was... interesting, depicting Grim in a hat and... boots.
'Is there a puss and-'
Jade smiled softly, "Azul said it could help drive in business having a mascot~".
4/13/2024 I kinda gave up towards the end... this has been sitting in drafts for a year.... I cant figure out how to end this but Perfect gets a pool in Ramshackle in my head so :)
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Love Sea ep 8 thoughts
yall i'm gonna watch next week's ep with my vision partially obscured LMAOOO i know what's gonna go down and i'm dreading it (EXCEPT for fort throwing hands i'd like to see that)
i am Living for the mutrak cuddles. is it because we're gonna get pain next ep that they're laying all the sweet moments down rn LMAO
rak and vi are so so similar it's no wonder they're friends. vi refusing to outright tell mook that she likes her, and rak refusing to admit he's in love with mut. the parallels go crazy with these two. not to mention rak telling vi to go home this episode mirroring vi telling rak to go home back in ep 6.
i LOVE this shot of mut and meena so much. they're so similar it's endearing. also nina is such a strong actress. her growth will only make her better, and i hope she goes so far.
now, about the GL side story, i'm glad we're getting a lot more than the book gave. like YES they got a whole makeout scene and the ending credits this time!! i'm just very sad for mook. she is obviously into vi, but thinks vi is just playing around with her. like their whole problem could be solved if vi just said she liked mook. classic misunderstanding plot.
swerving back to mutrak, my god.... the way this scene is so erotic despite them both being full clothed. we didn't get any nc this ep, but mut pinning rak down and telling him he'll fuck him until he can't think of anyone else!!! that whole scene was so hot. that feather light touch on rak's neck... mut telling rak to Say what he wants yea.. the kinky d/s dynamic goes crazy with these two
AND the way fp just devour each other during kiss scenes... yeah mhmm i'm not recovering ever
yall fort's arm is so thick in love sea. my god like i don't think peat's hands r very small either (BUT IDK i've never seen him irl i wouldn't know). anyways the way they're holding each other is kinda driving me nuts sorry
dam.. and they're always just kissing each other like that.
be so fr mmy are yall putting extra nc scenes in the boxset. SPEAK INTO THE MIC.
i think it's so crazy an abusive absent father is trying to tell his son's man to break up with him bc he isn't "good enough" like damn what gives you the right?? like mut said, why should he listen to jak LMAO even jak's reasons were very weak to me.
also, production. why do that dramatic phone screen cracking to hell if you're just gonna make rak pick up a perfectly fine unbroken screen in the next shot ? is it just.. a figurative shattering of the screen to parallel the shattered glass of rak's past? that was a slightly weird way to have the scene play out but ok. i guess. peat's terrified-traumatized acting goes so hard as always.
no spoilers but the main conflict and its resolution is so.... hm. let's just say the way it plays out is not my favorite, though i'm always open to my opinion changing depending on how it's done in the series. i've been enjoying the way the series handles the novel scenes so far. ANYWAYS pain train until like the second half of ep 10 me thinks, and i'm dreading it a little LMAO i know fp are gonna make it hurt 100x more than the novel bc they're good at that.
#love sea the series#love sea#bl drama ramble#the way i was surprised iq finally showed text message translations on web player...the bar is deep in hell actually
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Holy fuck yall i finally finished something
Dating Gepard hc's except theyre not all 100% positive romance tropes [sfw and not sfw]
Anyways back to our regularly scheduled headcanons
He has to learn to ask "do you want solutions or do you want to vent" during your relationship bc he is 100% in "fix the problem" mode 100% of the time
If he gets to a point where he is frustrated and upset he won't cry unless you two intentionally do something to intentionally make him cry.
To achive the above he's open to anything from BDSM to structured arguing to watching pixar. His only requirement is that you be physically with him and hold him when hes ready for it.
I personally headcanon him as being really into BDSM and a switch because he has simultaneously too much control over part of his life and the lives of others and no choice whatsoever because of his name and title and he would love to have just an hour or two where everything goes the way he wants it to wether thats because he needs you to do exactly what he demands or if its because he needs to stop having so many god damn responsibilities and just feel
Hes a good cook but i think he'd prefer to just clean up after you make him something if you cook
Not that hes unwilling to or anything it just feels more special to eat what you make him and he likes to help you out by doing the dishes and cleaning the stove and such
He will cook for you if you ask
Pls ask sometimes it makes him so happy he gets to make you feel as special as him but [leading to my next headcanon]
He sucks at spontaneity and you cannot tell me this man isnt autistic. His ass is Not reading silent/subtle hints so if you wanna be pampered you gotta be blunt and actually ask for it
None of that passive aggressive "if i ask it doesnt count" bullshit you have to be a blunt communicator to date him.
And if you start picking fights he is canonically one of the most stubborn "dig your heels in" "im not compromising" "create a cold war in my own house" kind of people EVER
You ain't winning that standoff
It takes a kind of person who will argue just as stubbornly and come back after and ask to "see where we went wrong" and take accountability for your side of what happened to date him effectively
Frustrating guy
But so so worth it
If he grows flowers successfully even once you can garentee (autocorrect has been no help how fo you spell that?!) A slightly shabby flower or three in a big ribbon and the sweetest smile!
He doesnt take off his shoes OR armor right away when he enters the house because they STINK and he has those disposable baggies that you step in to get to the shower without tracking in all the salt and muddy snow from outside. He needs to get to the soap (for him) and deodorizers (for his shoes and clothes) first
He uses 2 in 1 head n shoulders as facewash, bodywash, shampoo, and conditioner. one stop shopping. And his skin and hair are soft and flawless somehow
His hair is fluffy and cute. Its 100% genetics and 0% effort
I feel it in my bones that he has a slight pooch of belly fat. He has functional muscle not fashion muscle. I know it. Its fact. It would be So Fucking Cute no im not coping with a complete castwide lack of any curves why do you ask?
I think he sleeps like a rotisserie chicken but he needs to hug something to sleep, so he has an Emotional Support Pillow that he brings with him, on duty, at homw, he has His Pillow(tm)
He is the little spoon
He will randomly kiss you when youre alone bc he suddenly remembered "hey i can kiss my partner!!!! :D" and got excited about being your boyfriend/partner
A few rapid fire not sfw headcanons
Hes average size (6.5in) and it curves nicely upwards. The head gets cutely pink when hes hard and it has a beauty mark on the right ridge
Literally loves body worship, would be on either side happily. It gives him a nice feeling of power exchange and fluffy emotional validation feelings all at once
Also loves the pet name "good boy" for the same reason
He *is* good thank you for noticing! And he is a boy who is *also* yours! Correct twice in a row he might just swoon
Cuddle monster. 100% cuddles after are a must
Sometimes cries after. Often actually. And he would feel the need to defend it like he wasnt the worlds no.1 "most unable to express emotions" autistic person getting overwhelmed by All This Intimacy
He's got a thing about smelling his partner. Idk how i just know it. I feel it in my bones. He likes the way they smell and he wants your shirts (for jackoff material) not your nudes (tho pls send those too)
He likes public in theory but would actually die of shame if he ever tried anything where anyone could hear you ot potentially catch you. Its fully Anxiety so bad he couldnt even preform type of shit
If hes domming tonight he wants to tie you up and use you like a toy
If (or how many times) you get off is up to him not you
If hes subbing tonight he wants you to degrade him and make him cry. Then let him pleasure you with "your favorite toy" (his dick) pls he would love it
Petplay. I beleive he would make a great puppyboy and that is the Only justification i have for this
I think he likes asses. Ass man 100%
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former limiting beliefs i used to hold and how i let them go âĄ
(disclaimer: these are based off of my own experience! share yours on your own blog đĽ°)
âthe 3d HAS to reflect the 4d just understand you have it in your 4d no matter what.â um there is no separation between the 3d and 4d when you are already 1 being (consciousness). theres no need to live in a separate entity known as imagination when its the same as the â3dâ anyways. the concepts of âimaginationâ âphysical worldâ or â3dâ are just false forms of consciousness youve made up and personified it as real. they are not. only you are.
âthe more you repeat your affirmations the more likely they will comeâ theres nothing to âdoâ or say that will bring me my desires since i am everything i already am my desires. the idea of âdoingâ anything to âget somethingâ outside of me doesnt make sense when its all in me. affirmations can be used to âbring things to your awarenessâ but understand the affirmations themselves are STILL not bringing you anyway. just making you aware of things.
âdont check the 3d! youâll be in a state of lack/showing yourself you dont have it!â PLS GIVE ME A BREAK?? why the fuck are you telling urself you are with someone but afraid to check their socials or for their notifications? either date someone u like or you dont think you have it. because lets be honest. if you really were in a relationship with your desired person the idea of âchecking the 3dâ- which u already claim IS your 4d- shouldnt be an issue. and if it is then something aint right but i wont judge!
âyoure in a state of neutrality if you dont care ab not getting your desires and you dont have themâ damn yall strict asf. you cant even be indifferent without it meaning something. you either have it or you dont. if im indiffĂŠrent its bc i have it why stress? fucking decide already
âneville taught ab non dualism!â here we go. then why tf did you misinterpret his words like that and make it sound obnoxious? i believe he did, just like his teacher, teach non dualism (the power of awareness by him is great) but his teachings are a far cry from the nonsense most of you spew in his name. and dont even get me started on how neville used to refer to the law of assumption as the âlaw of consciousnessâ but i digress. if you separate yourself or any aspects of being then it isnt non dualism.*
going into my next point âyou HAVE to read source to understand!!â i am so glad most of the law of assumption community is breaking free from this mindset cuz you infact do not HAVE to read anything. if you are the operant (main) power doesnt this mean you are your own source? oh i thought soâŚ
âwork on your self concept to manifest your sp if you dont have them your sc is shittyâ well it wasnt shitty til you told me i had work to do đ. once again there is NOTHING you need to do but âbeâ. working on your sc can help u feel better ab yourself for sure but its not required!
for supposedly limitless beings, a lot of yall are very limited. be careful who you get your advice from because personally i wouldnt take after someone whos too scared to text their sp- oops i mean significant other. (disclaimer: once again not bashing loa just the users who canât decide that they believe and switch every other day. very common on law of assumption twitter!)
if you realize youve been limiting yourself this whole time and now youre like âwhat now-â well as ive stated before, theres STILL nothing you need to do. youre not missing anything. this isnt a blog on why you dont have your desires, i cant tell you the answer im not your creator. (you also are everything so you in fact have your desires)
like non dualism, i hope to share this way of life with you as youâre not getting anything so theres no need for limitations. LIVE YOUR LIFE. if someone is advising you to fear your own power then ignore them cuz wtf! life is suppose to be fun not a rule book!
*disclaimer: i have nothing against neville goddard. i really like some of his teachings. however i would never go to one of his living students for advice, ESPECIALLY on twitter. not only do most parrot the same limiting beliefs he himself didnt hold, but most are obnoxious about the topic of the law of assumption. i donât even âmanifestâ but if i were trying to and had them to go to Iâd probably cry. if you really wish to read âsourceâ, read The Power Of Awareness by Neville Goddard and Power of Now by Eckhart Tolle đ learn from the teachers themselves FIRST <3
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Lucious Route Chapter 4 (1-5)
Last time on the Lucious Route, Liz had another dream about hanging out with Lucious and Iâm starting to have a sneaking suspicion that only is Lucious also having these dreams, heâs also aware that theyâre kind of half-canon while Liz isnât, which is just greaaaat /s. Also Hugoâs here and Liz and Lucious are about to jump him for information, which is either going to work or crash and burn.
So Liz and Lucious watch Hugo approach the portrait of Claudia, the former princess of the day kingdom and Luciousâs ex, and
Iâm sorry, but is anyone else really distracted by how anachronistic Luciousâs outfit is? I wish I had a better word than anachronistic because I truly do not have a time period that I need all the outfits to be in, but it just feels so aesthetically off.
Like what is this?? Whyâs he wearing a zip-up hoodie AND an oversized tracksuit jacket? Are those track pants??? What the hell is that flannel doing? It would honestly be fine without the tracksuit! Are you a magical time-displaced prince or the unhinged tertiary side character of a Disney channel show that starts out as a recurring character and eventually gets bumped up to main cast? I think I just made Lucious sound more interesting than he actually is..
Anyway, Lucious starts getting all uppity about Hugo potentially defacing Claudiaâs portrait, but Liz warns him to be patient and promises they will intervene if he tries to damage the portrait. For some reason, none of this commotion attracts Hugoâs attention, although it would really be funny if he went âi know youâre here by the way yall aint SUBTLEâ halfway through this scene without even looking up.
Hugoâs song (because apparently this was a song and not a really weird monologue) ends at the moment I think it will NEVER end, and itâs revealed that it unlocks a secret door. Which has GOT to be the most inconvenient key out there. Imagine if you had to password protect something with a perfect live performance of Bohemian Rhapsody. I would simply chew cement.
(all of this was just from part 1 of 5 btw guys)
Liz and Lucious follow Hugo into a luscious forest, because if thereâs one thing these past few routes have loved, itâs sticking magical biomes in the weirdest places of the Labyrinth. Liz keeps tripping over tree roots, I guess to show how Quirky and Relatable(tm) she is and also to have a Gratuitous Love Interest Catches Her When Sheâs Falling Moment.
One where Lucious is leaning VERY close btw, like how does that HAPPEN-
They enter a creepy cave and I just have to pause real quick and admire the background.
Like DAMN that is a good background /gen.Â
They come across Hugo monologuing to himself, because I guess they couldnât just give him a friend to create a dynamic duo so that he doesnât just look like some weird guy monologuing to himself? Anyway, the defeat of the Minotaur (whenever the hell THAT happened, I donât even fucking remember which route that was-) is causing the Labyrinthâs magic to get funky because for some reason, the magic was tied to the minotaur? Seriously? All because someone fucked-[REDACTED]
Anyway, Hugo wonders if he should let Lucious leave the Labyrinth now that Caesarâs curse has been broken (WITH STILL NO EXPLANATION AS TO HOW THAT HAPPENED IN THIS ROUTE BY THE WAY), which I have to quibble with for a moment.
The way Hugoâs phrasing it, heâs tying the breaking of Caesarâs curse to a Luciousâs potential freedom, implying that thereâs some cosmic significance (for lack of a better word) to the way Caesarâs curse was broken. Like if its important enough for a time guardian to compare the two, it implies that the Baroque curse was broken for all the Baroques, even though thatâs not what happened. It just broke for Caesar. Future Baroque generations WILL still carry the curse, if Iâm not mistaken. So that begs the question: why is Caesar important to this? Heâs not even the first Baroque to break his own curse. This is a question that Iâm sure could have interesting answers, but unfortunately I think the most likely one is âbecause heâs an otome boyâ and the writers said so.
Or I could just be reading too deeply into things, who knows.
Anyway, back to the regularly scheduled... this.
So Hugo ponders which timeline he should allow to exist and reveals he knows Liz and Lucious are there with a line that is significantly less funny than my earlier joke. Liz is somehow surprised that Hugo noticed them, even though theyâve been the most unstealthy fuckers Iâve ever seen. THEN the fucking Taffy/Remy hybrid shows up.
So then Hugo reveals that the Taffy hybrid is using Dragonkin magic, which isnât a surprise to me because Iâve already sussed out that its Remy in disguise. (Wouldnât it be super funny if Iâm wrong and itâs not Remy tho? Lmfao). He also namedrops âFelixâ and âLacanâ who are probably more Dragonkin and one of them is probably the weird blonde dude in Lizâs dreams. Taffy-Remy KNOWS Felix and Lacan and wonders why Hugo knows them.Â
So just to summarize the next few series of events here, Hugo starts trapping Taffy-Remy in here while monologuing that he wonât let him resurrect the dragonkin because theyâll end the world or something. Liz decides to save Taffy-Remy, because she hasnât yet figured out that itâs fucking Remy, and the chapter ends.
I wonder what Alfonse and Caesar are doing back in the palace rn.. Iâve just imagined Lucious, Alfonse, and Caesar sleeping on a single mattress on the floor Scott Pilgrim style. They all took a bath together last chapter, yâall canât tell me itâs not at least in the realm of possibility.
Queued for October 18
#wizardess heart#shall we date#solmare#lucious route#liz heart#lucious duller#hugo peers#i think this post is going to hit the image limit
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Sorry I don't take book recommendations at this moment. But if there's any consultation, if your arguments are the product of that book Ill likely get the summary from you.
If by shifting away you mean switching focus from industrialism to a more service based economy then yes. But as for things like intellectual property rights (for domestic producers, not for us silly foreigners) and at times property rights protections, they do better than the us does. Looks like a trend is forming..... :P
Annnnnnnyway, the reforms you are talking about either already existed before the market reforms, or have been a recent action on part of the party. The crack downs on billionaires for example have followed the billionaires had the gall to possibly express a view on state policies at a conference one time. In which they treat them like they will treat you when the party "turns away from real socialism" (aka acts like a socialist government actually does). Disappeared at night as treats to the government, tortured, beaten, starved, and then returned when they love big brother again.
Oh really? Now that contradicts my record of monopoly (which is that unless a business is literally doing everything right in new exciting ways constantly and doing the best possible business practices constantly) not only doesnt form, trying to form one is economic suicide, because of the diminishing returns on investment for increased market control that frankly doesnt really amount to much.
Most monopolies we actually can point to never operated under that cherry picked economic model of low value high price. Businesses tend to diversify investments for obvious reasons.
Little tip, philosophy is about bringing in the full context not chipping away at the full context till you can rationalize the shape you formed. Otherwise you can't really be said to practice philosophy.
The invisible hand of the market refers to the fact that while the entirety of the system cannot be known and measured by economists, the output of the system such as wealth, higher standards of living, innovation, production, and etc, which can be measured more accurately are preferred.
It's a phrase meant to describe something that isn't easy to document and at times can't be documented at all, due to things like things that arent happening because of a policy. Cant measure the cost of something that doesnt happen.
However you actually believe in the mysticism of dialectic materialism. Sorry babe, we are not the same and I am in fact built different, more accurately, built better. I don't try to prey on my opponents inability to know everything like I do. I expect them to know as much as I do. Enjoy trying to dialectically materialize the contradictions in your own philosophy. Maybe a book will help condition your mind to realize how bullshit your philosophy is lol. We cant only know reality because everything is just wrong apparently. And you propose a philosophy that says, that you cant know anything unless you use a method that is just the centrism of someone's thoughts.
Forecasts, forecasts, I heard a man who once "forecasted" the rapture over and over again. After the third fucking time he was wrong people no longer trusted him. Yall been doing this for damn near a century and each time have had to create some new excuse that you achieved the opposite of your goals, where is that classless moneyless society? Oh right once you have the entire earth under your power.
So not only is it a faith based prophecy, but a prophecy that has only ever been self fulfilling, so its not "people will" and more "people should". Oh and as I pointed out it keeps being wrong.
Because apparently socialism works, so well that when applied on a capitalist system it produces great results but you cant create it on a larger scale without world conquest because....... Oh right the cia will get cha. The satan behind every door and window.
Anyway I think I'm done for now giving you an antagonist in order to post cringe and bad articles. Best of luck at this long range mass suicide you are trying
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Dear, you need to stop exposing yourself. How am I supposed to friendly bully you if you keep doing it to yourself? =P
jk, love you. Anyway, cause I have actually seen a RE2 playthrough and remember like maybe 5% of it, please do give me your nsfw thoughts on Leon.
pairing(s): leon kennedy x male reader
warnings: cursing, nsfw content ahead
a/n: cn, daeling, i literally am trying but unfortunately i have half a braincell and asdagjsjdkfjdjdfafa *sobs* đđđ
but anyways, i think someone asked for my hcs on leon's kinks awhile ago but imma just compile it here like i did with ethan's as well đđđ
also, i still havent finished re2 yet so adsgjskdkdksldkjfksjdjf
leon is affection starve (whether he admits it or not)
and that he has a bit of an abandonment issues
but anywaysâ
leon is affection starve. period.
he didnt knew it at first until you came along and made him feel love and adored for the first time in his life
this leads to him wanting more physical contact while having sex
as well as him having a praise kink
call him handsome, pretty boy or your baby boy and this man will go soft
just praise him please
or have your hands roam and touch his entire body while whispering praises on his skin
but back to the physical thing
leon needs to have your hands either hold his hips in place when you pound into him
press yourself close to him and remind him that you are right beside him please
leon adores getting praises as he gets fucked
mate pressing is definitely his favorite position btw
he just wants you close
leon is also very much into biting, not from zombies or anything, but he wants to be marked by yours
mark him as yours that when he wakes up in the morning and see the hickeys and bites you left on his skin
it makes leon smile and reminded what happened with the both of you the night before
leon loves you so much and will sacrifice everything for you
which is very sweet of him really
but anyways, more nsfw!!!
welcome home sex is a must due to leon not liking on leaving you alone
especially if leon comes home from a very long job and just wants to forget everything in the world besides you and fucking him hard
you both also mostly have sex either into the living room wall or floor because neither of you couldnt even wait to go to the bedroom
welcome home sex is much more desperate and passionate sex than the usual soft ones you guys do and it mostly a bit more kinkier as well
when you do managed to get into the bedroom though, its really just the same as you fuck him to the floor but at least its soft to slam him there lmao
anyways, teasing leon is fine
he is a bit into foreplay but just dont make it too long or else he'll go power bottom on you even if he is tired af and his body is begging for him to rest
but teasing, yes
teasing and commenting on leon for probably touching himself while he was away with the thought of you fucking him isnt really anything new to you both
leon wouldnt actually masturbate on a mission but he sometimes thinks about it and really tempted since he gets hot and bothered by thinking about you being there and help him blow off some steam
unfortunately for leon, you arent so reasons why the welcome sex is a must
you gotta make up for being too damn sexy to almost make him touch himself in a life or death mission you know!
also just edge leon's pretty ass that has him begging for you to let him cum and fill him up to the brim and make him reminded that he got fucked good please
leon wants to be filled by you and fuck him good that he'll remember it until he goes back for another mission
youre his fuel basically lmao
also, choking
just choking yall
leon gets off to you choking when you both get kinky
which isnt that rare tbh since most soft vanilla you guys do almost always ends with some nice spice added in the mix
anyways, leon loves the way your hands wrapped around his neck and occasionally squeeze to let him know youre in control
he just loves being breathless by you fucking him basically makes him turn on more
he is really into that
god, please choke him while praising how much of a good boy he is
in the end really, leon is just very happy to come back every mission with you welcoming him lovingly with a smile on your lips
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âMAKE YOU SAYÂ âOHâ EXTRAS: TINDER
extra meaning non-canonical occurrence; can be placed anywhere in the âmake you say ohâ timeline after couple (cha. 14) and before the final âohâ.Â
pairingâcorpse husband x f!reader warningsâtinder profiles, tw: men, swearing. word countâ2.6k. formatâ written. âââ ⼠req by nonnieâ: y/n makes a youtube vid/live stream where she's just swiping through her tinder acc and corpse literally blocks her lmao
authorâs noteâakldsljfs this was such a funny idea i could not not write it lmao
ultimate masterlist. myso masterlist
You have pulled the biggest brain move by setting up both a facecam and a screen recorder on your phone. All is beautifully displayed and visible during the stream. Your fanbase is particularly intrigued on what exactly are you planning on doing today, seeing as your tweet of âstreaâ had been a bit vague, if not downright ominous. No emojis. No elaboration. You couldnât even be bothered to finish the word. Truly, a mystery. Everyone tuned in and are currently waiting with bated breath.
A few of your fans must sense upcoming doom because the overall mood in the chat turns from optimistically intrigued to...evil. Itâs an entity all on itâs own now, clawing at you through the screen with various renditions of laughter and devil emojis. A few eggplants thrown in there for good measure, accompanied, naturally, by the scandalous water drops. At first the common consensus is that youâre biting the bullet and going through your camera roll on stream. Definitely an idea worth considering, though you frankly donât know what lies at the start of the 11k photograph journey, and you are afraid to check in public. Could be a harmless meme, could be a salacious pic you had saved of an OF star. Itâs really a gamble. Either way, you would definitely get banned. You might still get banned. Why do you insist on doing shit like this?
Because itâs funny. Because youâre kinda stupid. Because itâs just so absolutely laughably easy to do.
A smile quirks your lips, and while it is not explicitly smug, the look in your eyes sure is, âGreetings,��� You utter lowly, dimming the lights--the budget for this stream! Ugh, you went all out, âmy children.â
mother i crave violence
sensing evil energy rn!!
i do not claim the energy in this video for myself or anyone else watching this đđ
^with peace and love shut the fuck up
âI know yâall lowkey hoes-â Upon your words the chat splits into two: one side eagerly agrees (even shares a few OF accounts! How helpful, supporting small businesses!), whilst the other feverishly insists on innocence. You make a face stuck somewhere between offended and bewildered, âNow c'mon now-I know you. I know you all. Weâre the same, donât-what was that?â
You try to scroll back to the comment but itâs loss in the sea of incoming messages, âI swear to God I just saw-â
Corpse_Husband: i love late night streams itâs not like i have anything better to do.
âCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORPSE!!!!âÂ
rip headphone users
i cant feel my face when im with you by the weeknd but instead of face its my fucking ears
yall think full vol on pc is better?my parents woke up đđđđ
To think heâs spending his last waking moments for today with watching you (he probably still would have anyway, because you do not posses an ounce of shame or self-control and pester him relentlessly)! It makes your heart sing, and suddenly, a traitorous, fun hating idea barges itâs way through the crowd of incoherent buzzing and states: donât do this. For some reason it also has the voice of Rae. As if that would work in guilt-tripping you- Rae never succeed, and her fictitious rendition in mind wonât fare much better either.
Still, you thought about it. That must count for something. Corpse will understand, wonât he? Why donât you want to upset it in the first place? Men look so funny when they lose their shit, like hello, donât you have anything better to do? But the image of Corpse just sitting there, hurt, distraught, leaving you on seen because heâs in his sad boy hours leaves a sour taste in your mouth.Â
queen rly went from  đĽşđ to đ u ok bbgirl?
Corpse_Husband: no pouts cutie
akjdjoeijdfse cUTIE??? deadass boutta r.i.p.
Well that succeeded in eliminating everything from mind, doubts included. If this was an anime, the scenery would shift into something roseate, with flowers and bubbles and sparkles all around you along with a halo or two. Alas, not an anime, rather reality. The led-lights, however, seemingly possessing a will of their own, slowly turn from deep violet to pink. You smile brightly, like the absolute dumbass you are, and you are met with a ray of heart and blushing emojis. You are just so cute, a real cutie! Still in your disguise adorable state, you swipe your finger on your phone screen, the grin never leaving your lips.
There, among the plethora of apps, nestled sits a red square with a white fire plastered on it. The delicate calligraphy on the bottom reads: TINDER.
The mood changes once again- youâre giving the roaches emotional instability by how quickly everything flips over- and the chat spams eggplants vigorously; some, of course, bravely fight against the thirst.
nooooooo i thought y/n is gonna stream in a god honoring way!!!
^pack it up girl defined
âSo, Charlie and I-â You note a few awfully curious comments and squint, â-yes, we talk a lot. Charlie is a really good friend of mine. Weâre best friends. Brothers. Sisters. Cousins. The whole fucking family tree-no, that sounds weird. Delete. Anyway, Charlie, being the absolute fucker he is, said, hey, you know what would be funny? And I was like, nooo, what would be funny, Charlie? And he says to me, he says, says, making fun of men on Tinder. And if yâall need any more proof that Charlie and I are platonic soulmates, then dunno, my children, my roaches, I dunno-I dunno what more to give you.â
You canât be bothered reading the comments, thereâs too damn many. You also need to save your reading comprehension for the actual bios. It has a time limit, that darn thing.Â
âOkay, so I made a profile earlier, but I hadnât swiped on anyone yet-â Despite the fact, Tinder helpfully informs you that already 99+ people have swiped right on you, âSo, this is me,â You show the pictures you have of yourself, and damn, not to be a conceited narcissist, but you look really good. Like if you saw yourself on Tinder, youâd super like instantly. âUhm, so, my bio-my bio says: letâs sauce in the tub together, ya dig? splishy splashy, giggle giggle.âÂ
i cant believe we are witnessing y/n trying to form a coherent sentence liveÂ
shes trying give her time
ya dig??? y not capeesh
what scene from the godfather is this lol?
âMy anthem, is,â You laugh, covering your lips with your hand, âCorpsie, this is form you-â Proudly, you show that indeed, Corpseâs E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE is listed as your anthem on Spotify, âHehe.â Yes, you say that aloud.
Corpse_Husband: youâre killing me Corpse_Husband: thanks baby Corpse_Husband: now delete tinder â¤ď¸
You ignore his last quip, deciding itâs finally time to get this show on the road, âRight, letâs do this shit. Iâm not actually going to swipe on any guys that look, uh, decent? Yuck, canât believe I just said that, uhm, because I-because I feel like some actually deserve a chance with someone? I donât wanna get anyoneâs hopes up, as I am currently in a long distance relationship with Chrollo. So Iâm just gonna swipe on, like, frat boy assholes. Because I donât care if I hurt their feelings. Quite frankly I donât think they possess them in the first place.â
The chat voices their agreements. With the ground rules set, you, giddy, click on the first profile.
Does Tinder know what youâre doing, your plan? The FBI agent watching you through your phone must be working overtime, bless his heart. They must, because the the first guy to meet you is named Jason, and there he is, blond hair and blue eyes, holding up a fish the size of his torso. Marginally adequate in looks, pretty good muscles. A solid 7 bordering on 8. Heâs the same age as you, 15 miles away, and he studies at some college you donât care enough to look up. Bio reads:
I like to drive fast. Fishing is my passion, but if you canât catch me by the ocean, youâll catch me catching waves, bro! Love a good gym date. You do squats, and Iâll keep a close eye to make sure youâre doing it correctly ;) You probably saw me at a party. Leader of the The Phi Kappa Psi. Iâm a Gemini, if that matters lol.
You, of course, read it aloud, dramatically; provide some constructive criticism-he seems nice, but heâs a Gemini, so naturally, you canât trust him at all! Also, that gym date session leaves little to be desired. With your rant done, you swipe right, and shocker! (not), itâs an instant match.
âOkie, I still wanna swipe of some profiles, so Iâll see what heâll text later-â For a second you wonder the legalities of this stream, but youâre having too much fun to think of it further, âguys, I won't get sued, right?â
NOW she considers it
well....
if you do, weâll kickstart your lawyer dw <3
Onto the next profile. Kevin, 25, is seen fixing his car- or, you assume heâs mid-fixing it, you donât really know why else heâd hold a wrench and be covered in oil. Heâs shirtless, and the caveman part of your brain echoes something closely resembling AWOOOGA!, but...but!...blonde hair, blue eyes. You pout again, âI donât...I donât really like blond boys, ya know? With the blue eyes and all, itâs just not my thing, uhm, unless itâs like-like...Armin from Attack on Titan. Else I donât care.â
Onto the bio:
You have to treat a car like you treat a woman: go on long rides, take the lead, but most importantly, keep her oiled up đÂ
âWhat the fuck did I just read?â
The chat is equally confused. You swipe right anyway- another match. Too easy.
The stream continues without incident for a solid thirty minutes- all of your matches, expect a few that genuinely looked like normal dudes that really couldnât write a decent bio to save their lives, had been blond hair blue eyed gym rats with ranging forms of misogyny. Some opened with asking for nudes out right, some asked about your day first before asking for nudes. You prefer the former. Straight to the point! You admire the gall.Â
But then, down the forty-five minute mark a profile popped up that made you still by your phone, your smile dying as your eyes bulged. Dear God. Lord in heaven. Who is this demonspiit lookalike and why is he so fucking hot? The neck tats, the skateboard, the clothes- holy shit, you gotta close your mouth before some drool dribbles out.
No bio, just his name, Tyler, and that heâs 23.
âHe boutta be 23 in me.â You mutter, swiping right with lightning speed.
WHAT DID SHE SAYYYYY?????????
tyler is y/ns karma for relentlessly mocking that one guy that had a whole ass list on what his âfemaleâ partner should be
^he deserved it and also tyler seems like a typical fuckboi y/n grow a braincell
look at mom 𼺠her eyes are sparkling
It wasnât a match right away. You somehow expected as much, but it still upset you. Simp behavior, pathetic. The stream continued bravely, and when Tyler messaged you a simple âyoâ you totally didnât sequel. You didnât manage to text him back on stream: texting all those guys that you didnât really find all that attractive was easy, but this...Youâre a sucker for a man who radiates red flag energy. His whole profile is a red flag. He might just be a red flag himself.
What can you do? Suddenly becoming color blind is not easy. Once the stream ends, you unmatch with everyone expect Tyler. He you chat with for a bit, but a sudden craving for different company makes you abandon him, too. You donât feel too heartbroken for him- youâre certain thereâs already too many girls in his dms. You wish them luck.
Happily, you delete Tinder. You go to Twitter, notice youâre trending again- look at you go! Queen shit- and as you compose a thank you tweet, something strange happens. You go to text Corpse, but when you click on his profile you grow cold.
YOUâRE BLOCKED. You canât follow or see @/Corpse_Husband âs Tweets.Â
...Pardon? You hop onto Instragram and-also blocked. Seriously? And you thought youâre one petty bitch. Corpse is seriously prissy about everything. Damn, if he didnât like your stream, he couldâve just said so. Didnât need to, like, block you from his internet existence. So not cool.
You try texting him but no text go through. Well how will you let him know you deleted Tinder just like he asked? You relieve your frustrations by punching your pillow a few times. Later, you apologize to her, you didnât mean to hurt her, itâs not her, itâs you. Fuck, 5 minutes of exile and youâre already loosing your mind.
âRaeeeeeeeeeeee!â You whine loudly. Itâs roughly 2am now, but you donât care. Youâre too heartbroken to care. Thereâs a thump from her room, but nothing else, âRaeeeeeeeee!!!â You wail, wallowing in self-pity on your bed. You hear a very loud, very annoyed sigh from her room, followed by angry marching. Your door is abruptly thrown open, and in the dim, colorful light you see her scowl.
âWhat?â She grits.
âCan you please tell Corpse to unblock me from everything?â
âWhat did you do now?â
âI made fun of men on Tinder.â
She pauses, â...That doesnât sound so bad.â She surmises, voice laced with suspicion, âWhat else?â
â...There was one really hot guy that I kinda sorta talked to after--â
âY/n.â
â-But I totally deleted Tinder and honestly he was pretty boring, so, like, uhm, please?â
She sighs, the servery of which implies she is holding the weight of the world on her shoulders, and instantly you know that you won. She taps away at her phone, âYou owe me one.â She states, and before you can reply, she exits your room and slams the door behind her.
Grinning, you text his phone again. The message goes through, oh gosh, youâre so relieved you feel like crying. This has been, officially, the worst five minutes of your life.
You Y DID U BLOCK ME LOSER!!! MAJOR LOSER ALERT!! I DELETED EVERYTHING IT WAS A JOKE r u still mad at me? y u always mad at me i never do anything:(
my husband Youâre my baby, how do you think Iâll react when I see you publicly simping for some asshole on Tinder?
Oh no, he used the words, he delivered the killing blow. Youâre finished. Your heart canât take such a workout.Â
Not that you would ever admit it to him, though!
You hehe ur jellyyyy u always dis jealous hehe?
my husband Not jealous.
Yeah, you might not be the brightest tool in the shed, but even you know thatâs a lie. You send him an array of kissy emojis that he doesnât have the decency to reply to. Then, completely unprompted and dead serious, you send him a simple voice memo, saying: âYou really have nothing to worry about, you know? Youâre my favorite, Corpsie.â
He responds via text, reiterating that heâs not fucking jealous and that he just doesnât like when you show such outward interest in anyone but itâs not like he cares or anything. Itâs just really, like, weeeeird to see his baby simping for another man like that totally ruins the whole dynamic!!! It was only natural that he should block you on every social media platform, including his personal number (which, like, was completely necessary! Doesnât matter that his viewers canât see it, itâs gotta be super believable!), and inform his followers of that, because itâs all a joke, like, for the dynamic, that Youtube grind, you know? Ya dig? No personal feelings were involved at all. He totally wasnât upset that you found someone else cute, no way!
my husband Iâm not jealous. Lol.
You ik u repeated tht like 50 times u trynna convince me or??? lmao
my husband No comment. ...You donât actually talk to anyone else like weâre talking, right?
You no one else calls me their baby if thts wat ur wondering at least not to my knowledge lol im all urs
my husband That makes me very happy to hear:)
Yeah, it makes you very happy, too.
hope you liked it!! xx
#corpse husband#corpse husband x reader#corpse#corpse x reader#corpse husband x y/n#corpse x y/n#myso#make you say oh#imagine#imagines
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horror film
overview: reader and spencer watch a scary movie and spook themselves into cuddling
genre: fluff/angst?(yall are scared bc of the movie)/kind of humor
warnings: light swearing, mentions of idk like spooky ghost stuff
a/n: i definitely have been watching far too many horror movies for my own good but i dont have a spencer reid to cuddle up with lmao anyway i hope you guys enjoy it !!! please please let me know what you thing :)
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Spencer didn't understand. after all you guys see throughout the day, you want to come home and watch a horror movie. your whole lives were like one big horror movie.
but, regardless, he would walk to the ends of the earth for you (though he did not plan on telling you that), so watching a scary movie with you wouldn't be so bad. in fact, anything would be good with you. he would happily get a root canal if it meant spending more time with you.
he tried to convince himself: a scary movie is like halloween! and he loves halloween. reading about it. learning about it. but getting his adrenaline pumping via jump scare? hmmm..maybe not.
he didn't watch many horror films when he was a kid. his mom didn't do very well with them. and he liked his foreign films better. but watching the light in your eyes twinkle when you asked him to come over to watch together because you were scared to watch alone? how could he say no?
and you were beyond excited to have him over. even though you guys had already hung out outside of work before, you almost never got to pick the movies. truth be told that was because you went along with almost anything he said so you could get closer. and you planned on watching the movie at a friendly distance.
keyword: planned.
but it was now halfway through the movie and you were both cuddled up together in the corner of the couch. and from the beginning of the movie, anytime something remotely creepy happened, Spencer would lean over and whisper what a reasonable explanation could be. or tell you how statistically improbable the events of a certain scene was. and so you two drew closer and closer. and he convinced himself he was telling you the statistics and facts to make sure you dont get too scared; but really it was himself he was trying to calm down.
the movie was what it said it was; scary. but you had watched your fair share of horror movies, and though a couple of the jump scares got you, you were getting a little disinterested and distracted.
every time he leaned over (rather, now he was leaning down) and whispered something to you, you had to fight the urge to kiss him. not to mention. you were snuggled up to you're best friend who you were secretly crushing on and he was pulling you impossibly closer with every creepy scene that flashed on screen. and you were more exhausted than you knew. and Spencer was just so damn comfortable its like the guys arms were made to dream in!
so you started dozing off.
not Spencer.
he couldn't tell if his heart was beating from using you as his own personal teddy bear, or from the horrifying, ghastly scenes unfolding on screen. he didnt even notice you had fallen asleep until he leaned down, eyes glue to the screen, to whisper how unlikely the existence of ghosts was, and you didn't answer. he looked down and let himself audibly sigh. a smile cracking on his lips at the irony of you falling asleep during a horror movie.
one last jump scare had woken you up at the very end of the movie. not so much the jump scare, but the jerk of Spencer's entire body and the slight yelp he let out. and you found yourself feeling sad that Spencer was going to go home.
you told him he could stay if he was scared, to which he replied he was completely not scared (though his lie was very obvious). and having not watched most of the movie, you were able to fall back asleep in no time.
that was not the case for Spencer.
he was incredibly paranoid as he walked up the stairs, afraid an evil spirit would be waiting to scare him in his apartment. and when he lied down to sleep, every shadow that appeared in his room seemed to resemble a ghost. he tossed and turned petrified for about an hour before deciding he couldn't stay alone in his apartment.
so he found himself driving back to your apartment at about midnight to ask if he could sleep in the guest bedroom.
when he arrived at your door you let out a chuckle at his request, giving him a sort of "told you so" talking to as you made arrangements in the guest room so he'd be comfortable. and boy did this make him feel better. he was still very scared, but it wasn't nearly as bad because he knew you were just a room away. he opted to get a glass of water to try and calm down.
you, however, had just now started to be scared as images replayed in your head of things that go bump in the night. you tossed and turned trying not to look at the shadowy corners of your room, but you just couldn't fall back asleep. so you decided to make your way to the kitchen for some water, keeping your head down to avoid spooking yourself via the various oddly shaped nicknacks in your home.
Spencer stiffened as he felt a presence in the room, and he turned to see the shadowy figure of a woman, hobbling towards him, head trained on the floor. he couldn't scream, he couldn't run, he couldn't do anything but stare terrified at the figure.
you looked up as you neared the kitchen, letting out a blood curdling scream when you saw a tall shadow man standing in your kitchen.
Spencer could scream now that the figure began screaming. he let out a high pitched yelp as he stumbled along the wall looking for the light switch. he felt the need to protect you from the ghost, so in a fit of deranged manliness he let out a string of words that in or out of context is completely laughable.
"fuck off you spooky bitch!" the shadow man yelled, finally finding the light switch.
when the light flicked on the confusion and horror stopped. and instead you and Spencer stood equally spooked, in your fight or flight response.
"Spencer?" you croaked, lowering a raised fist. you planned on fighting a ghost?
"y/n?" he asked back equally confused.
"i was getting water what are you doing?" you asked, laughing slightly as you realized what he had yelled out.
"i was too," he chuckled, remembering what he had called out, "sorry for telling you to fuck off and calling you a spooky bitch."
"its ok, sorry for being 100% ready to punch you in the neck."
you two stood in a silence that wasn't exactly comfortable but not awkward either as you got a glass and filled it with water.
"hey do-" he began.
"could i-" you started at the same time.
"you go first," he chuckled, taking a sip of his water.
"i wont be mad if you say no, but could i sleep in the guest bed with you? my room has way too many spooky corners." you asked shyly.
"i was just about to ask that," he smiled.
you let out a relieved sigh before gulping down your water and heading to sleep in the guest room.
you two lied weirdly far at first but after mentioning how the coat hanger looked like a man with horns you two both reached for each other. falling asleep wrapped tightly in each others arms. hearts beating together quickly; but not because of fear.
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"I stand in the mess of myself" -Colum McCann
That first timeline was so soft and lovely and kdvskdjif I AM GETTING TOO MUCH FLUFF ITS GETTING CONCERNING
The scene with Max and Rafe made me đĽşđĽş
Jia is the only president I will ever loveđ
âAm I still the prettiest man in the world?â Alec chuckles. Magnus bops his nose. âAlways.â I'M DYINGđđđ
Jdhskdbidjd Magnus is unhinged as fuck lmao
Communication is so sexy tbh
The way I love these two-
Magnus making sure Alec knows how important this is and that he deserves all the recognition- just...fuck
Alec looks at him. He smiles at Magnus. And there it is. The higher power. Malec comparing each other to some higher power is my favorite thing EVERY OK?!?
âPerfect enough to put inside my heart.âđđ
Alec practically runs out of the door. Magnus chuckles to himself and follows through. Who said being horny can't be productive at the same time??
âOh for fuckâs sake! Canât they like walk home?â Alec demands. âMax is six.â âSo? He has legs.â My man has priorities jdhdkdjdl
Empathy is so fucking beautiful and sexy đ
Max is a cheesy little shit and I am love him!!! He is just so innocent and cuteđĽşđĽşđĽş
In timeline two Max was indeed acting like an asshole. I mean he was waiting for David to text him and go to that party but it didn't happenđ Still, asshole behavior
Honestly tho Alec has every right to decide what to do and if he wants to move on or not. Why do people forget that???
He forgot about his promise. Itâs fine. Not all of them are Lightwood-Banes anymore anyway. AHH JUST STOP THE PAINđđđ
âSo thatâs why it ended, huh,â Alec hums. âRaisins and bad luck.â Them talking here is kinda sad but also you can see how they are trying to heal and that is beautiful!!
Elyaas is so done with them and I can't blame him smh
Yall are terrifying together, love. Have a nice day :)
That was so fucking sad but I'm so damn glad they could talk to each other!!!
âI wonât let anyone hurt the blue-eyed boy.â âGood,â Alec smiles. âWe wonât let anyone hurt you either.â THEM>>>>>
Them taking comfort on each other and knowing they can rely on the other to help them through this all is the most amazing thing ever and in this essay I will-
Omfg I love their reactions when Max told them about moving to London. Both of them went like â¨No :)â¨
Max taking over Edom!!! I fucking knew it!!!!! Hell yeah let's go!!!!
His fake binder is honestly a mood afđ
âI just think it could be different. Itâs like how Rafael wants to be a politician because he wants the government to be different.â This parallel is *chef kiss*
No thoughs, head empty except â¨mavid kidsâ¨
âShinyun Jung. Will you do me the honor of being my mentor?â kdvwkdkdlebi loved this so much. She indeed has big dick energy đĽ°
Shinyun and Max living and working together, being competitive and skilled little shits its my favorite aestheticđđ also Noodle???? I want to met them!!!
He would make such a gorgeous Prince of Edom and I think David can agree ;)
I love how Shinyun and Alec are like: I don't trust you but I trust Magnus so I'm going to behave idheieejek
And thatâs what matters, doesnât it?
That we all learn to care about something more than ourselves.
Maybe itâs a person. Maybe itâs a place.
It doesnât matter.
Not as long as we care.
â¨A FAVE ONCE AGAINâ¨đđ
âTake it,â Magnus says. âTake some of my strength.â not this parallel too, please it's too much udhdkdjdld
For two grown up men who have really qualified jobs and are successful... They sure are idiots!!!
Can we talk about how the whole scene with Izzy and Maryse was so fucking accurate and true??? â¨God, I love women â¨đđđ
No, you don't understand. They love LOVE each other!! Yes, that's a valid reason to screamđ
HE ATE THE FUCKING RAISINS!! OMFG HE HATES THEM!! SCREAMING AND CRYING I WILL NEVER RECOVER
What is love if not eating each other's raisins when needed?
And finally: YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME DANI! I AM IN PANIC AND I TOTALLY BLAME YOU! WHY DO THE BEST CHARACTERS SUFFER SO MUCH?!?!đ
I will go scream in my room brb. And yes I'm still one chapter behind what about it?? jk, jkđ
Song rec: No Goodbyes by Dua Lipa
So in conclusion:
Women? Yes.
Raisins? No.
Wonderful life lessons đĽ°đĽ°đĽ°
This is Max working for Edom like
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Request for anon: Can I have Present mic, Aizawa, and all might where they learn their young student is fatherless? Like... their father walked out/went to prison when they were young. I'm sorry if this is time consuming, but I can't stop sobbing over my father.
I'm the situation baby but remember it wasn't your fault
I changed it up a little bit with Mics- I hope you don't mind
Present Mic:
⢠from the getgo something was wrong
⢠The moment you walked into class he could tell
⢠You looked like shit
⢠Dark bags under your eyes, hair messily brushed, just to get it out if your face, and your eyes were a light red.
⢠You didn't look particularly happy to be there either
⢠something turns in his stomach, a gut feeling that something really had went down
⢠And he hated seeing his students upset
⢠but he was relatively close to you to begin with, his felt different
⢠He felt like he had to do something
⢠Everyone settled into their seats as the bull rung but his eyes remained on you
⢠You honestly didn't pay attention during the lesson
⢠He could tell as much
⢠class finishes and the bell rings but you sit still, and it's not until most of the students have trickled out of the room do you start packing up
⢠He walks over and kneels in front of the desk "You okay there? You don't look so good," he looks concerned and his heart drops when he sees your lip start to quiver
⢠It takes you 0.27 seconds to break and you're frantically wiping your eyes as sobs wrack your body
⢠He's got his arms wrapped around you in seconds and you're leaning into his shoulder.
⢠He isn't sure exactly how long you're crying for but eventually you calm down enough to get out a coherent sentence
⢠"My-My dad was arrested Friday night. He won't tell me why- he won't let anyone else tell me why and I don't know what else to do," you cry, "I miss him so much and its only been a few days- I don't- I don't have anyone else, Mr. Hazashi,"
⢠And you're crying again.
⢠He has you take the rest of the day off, in fact he takes the day with you
⢠He calls in a sub (you don't know what strings he had to pull for that but you don't ask, at this point you don't care) and you two dip
⢠He takes you to get food, real food, that'll make you feel better
⢠He knows that'll help a little
⢠and after that he takes you to get something sweet- that tends to help mood and blood pressure and anxiety
⢠So he does his best with you
⢠He nutures you the best way he knows how
⢠if you need anything and I mean ANYTHING this man has you covered
⢠He does his best to step up in any way he can
⢠first off he extends his assignment deadlines and cancels two tests. Who needs them anyway.
⢠And you eat lunch in his classroom because he can well tell you don't want to talk to anyone else right now
⢠He closes it off (seemingly) so in reality its just you and him
⢠He'll probably tell Aizawa too but on the downlow (just so he knows)
⢠When holidays roll around, the dorms close.
⢠In this case- he let's you stay with him. He has an extra bedroom. He doesn't want you to stay in an empty house.
⢠You also get his phone number (which you gladly use) for anything really
⢠Bored? He'll deliver some shitty puns.
⢠Confused about homework? Text him.
⢠having a mental breakdown? He's got you covered.
⢠You got memes? Please for the love of God send them to him.
⢠The dynamic eventually shifts to a VERY father daughter relationship.
⢠He knows he'll never replace your dad. He understands that wholeheartedly, but he wants you to have someone
⢠He actually gets a letter from your dad, thanking him for taking care of you
⢠but he really doesn't mind
Aizawa:
⢠He had a feeling that there was something going on at home. Or rather, a lack of something.
⢠He's dealt with it in the oast- with himself and with past students and current ones
⢠Shinsou
⢠I mean, aside from that fact whenever parents were mentioned, you'd either stiffen up or wrinkle your nose
⢠You didn't really like the subject of parents
⢠There was an essay prompt about parents (nothing too personal) nd you ended up writing it on the extinction of dinosaurs and why God fucked up instead
"It'd be absolutely stellar to see huge lizards roaming the earth and occasionally stepping on people, you know? Jurassic park was onto something."
⢠Man's couldn't even fail you on it because it was written v well
⢠Anyway, he doesn't pry too much. He just silently figures it out by process if elimination and pattern.
⢠He doesn't really care too much
⢠In the sense if it doesn't define you and he doesn't help you because he pities you
⢠he helps you because he seems potential
⢠He takes you under his wing with shinsou
⢠Yall spend a whole summer training
⢠And that's when it all came out
⢠It was an accident really.
⢠Shinsou was tired, exhausted really
⢠and when people get tired- that tired- sometimes they spout random shot they wouldn't usually say
⢠and thats what he did
⢠he went on about his home life
⢠and if he could, you could too right?? You could trust them.
⢠"My dad walked out when I was a kid. Little, like 3. I have a few pictures of him holding me, but I guess it wasn't enough. I don't have any desire to meet him. Not anymore. But it left me feeling like I did something wrong? I guess? Which I suppose is why I train. Because then I feel strong. Which is a good difference from how it usually feels."
⢠He knew it.
⢠He called it.
⢠He was right again.
⢠He reassures you that you are good enough, strong enough, and his decision to leave had nothing to do with you
⢠and when he saw you give him a soft smile, he warmed.
⢠I mean really, it only goes up from there
⢠he'll deny it, or grumble under his breath, but he seems you two as his own
⢠Like these aren't my kids but they are my kids
⢠When dorms close on holiday yall get to stay because that's where he lives too
⢠Like if you chose too
⢠he's not gonna force you to stay but if you don't want to go home, you don't have too
⢠He has that power
⢠He will buy you food
⢠all you gotta do is ask
⢠and he'll roll his eyes and grumble something he doesn't really mean, just secretly happy that you feel comfortable enough around him to ask for something
⢠lmao family group chat
S: 'Hey Mr. Aizawa I found this cat. Hold on lemme send a pic'
A: 'Dont need a pic. Bring him home'
Y: 'What if he's ugly??'
A: 'gremlin. Bring him home.'
Or
Y: 'Hey I saw this tweet that said 'kids be like watch this and do a half roundhouse spin kick clap and waste my fucking time' and it make me think of you.'
S: @ mr. Aizawa when he has to watch deku do sumn
Y: Lmaoooo like when he threw the baseball
S: LMAOO
A: Me watching you too try to figure out how to beat me in training
Y: Yikes bro
S: That was a rough one
⢠Does he regret giving you and shinsou his number??
⢠Maybe
⢠Not really
⢠Lmao super secret lunch movie days
⢠Every week on wendesday yall watch a movie. Usually it takes 2 or 3 days to watch the movie since lunch is only 70 minutes
⢠@ you accidently calling him dad one day and shinsou snickering but it stuck
⢠dadzawa lmaoo
Allmight:
⢠Man's has 2 underlings.
⢠You and Deku.
⢠Picked you up when he started teaching at UA
⢠Ion know let's say one day you popped off bc he said some dumb shit and you were like no sir that's clearly wrong
⢠schooled him in his own damn subject
⢠the other kids were like đł
⢠what the fuck
⢠Anyway
⢠He see's you have potential
⢠And though he's not the best teacher, you seem to respond better to the way HE was taught
⢠So tbh its easier to teach you
⢠'okay, now I want you to beat the shot out if that wall,'
'Okay lmao bet'
⢠Midoriya is like, hey mayhaps we should analyze the situation
⢠N ur like noe
⢠You just don't give a fuck
⢠about anything really
⢠other than moving up the ranks
⢠But even then- its not a super super big deal, you're just gonna do your best but you aren't gonna stress
⢠However he noticed a pattern w you (even before Midoryia brought it up to him)
⢠You don't let anyone in
⢠Midoryia knows a bit more than the other students but that's really only because he's always with you
⢠a good majority of the week he's w you
⢠but its not really a deep connection
⢠you don't rely on either of them
⢠You do your best to do things on your own.
⢠He knows midoryias life story
⢠he knows why he acts the way he does
⢠but he doesn't know why you do
⢠he has a gut feeling it could be the same as midoryia
⢠I mean he already had one kid who's dad dipped
⢠he'll surely be able to figure out you too??
⢠So he makes himself a promise that he'll figure it out and he'll become someone you trust
⢠And he does just that
⢠When you tell him about your nightmare of a family history he's like mm, makes sense
⢠but he's happy that you trust him!!!
⢠He's a BIG suckered for movie nights
⢠he's got popcorn, snacks, candy, chocolate, soda- he's prepared
⢠list of movies lined out all ready
⢠I lowkey feel like he'd be into lord of the rings or fast n furious
⢠fast n furious at LEAST
⢠He's really into American action movies
⢠and he has no problem sharing those movies with you
⢠he doesn't have a whole ton of money, like he's not rich, but if you or midoryia need something he's definitely there to get it for you
⢠even if ur like fam no you don't need too
⢠he'll buy yell food a lot
⢠a l o t
⢠and cards
⢠when you and midoryia get him a father's day card he thinks he's gonna cry
⢠You guys also have a group chat
⢠'da faemilee'
⢠Y: "Hey dad do you have milk?"
A: "???? Do I have milk????"
Y: "ya I'm looking in your fridge n ion see any???"
A: "How'd you even get in????"
Y: "Izuku."
I: "lmaoo"
Or
Y: Izuku you dumb bitch I left for ONE day
Y: And you got into a fight with Bakugou
I: He wanted to throw hands. I just did what you would do.
A: He's got you there
Or
A: What do you guys want for dinner
I: Sushi
Y: Chicfila
Y: Izu square up
I: K
Or
Y: Izu is fighting kacchow again
A: Beat his ass young midoriya
Y: Lmaoooooo
#hizashi x daughter reader#hizashi x reader#aizawa x hizashi#hizashi yamada#yamada hizashi#present mic#present mic x reader#aizawa x child reader#aizawa x daughter reader#aizawa x reader#aizawa shouta#shouta aizawa#eraserhead#all might#all might x reader#mha toshinori
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Yall don't really understand just how gut wrenching the events of the beginning of SPOP were to catra
Imagine it. You're either just now an adult or about to become one. You've been abused your whole life and spent your entire life in the shadow of the one person who gives a fuck about you. You're told that entire childhood that every success or failure of this person is either in spite of (success) or because of (failure) you. And this persons presence is the only thing that keeps your abuser at bay. You still get electrocuted regularly and you still get beaten and forced to fight your fellow orphans and youre still fed propoganda that you know isn't right but you don't know exactly what the lie is and you truly have no reason to believe that either side is actually good. But at least when your friend is there the electrocution can stop a little early at least when she's there she can distract your abuser from abusing you for a little bit.
And this person, this friend tells you it doesn't matter what the horde does or how bad they are so long as they stick together and, because you were 6 you believed it and you internalized it. Its a little weird that after that the friend who said that and saw you being abused still acts like the Horde are the good guys but its just her playing along right? She's just appeasing the higher ups to avoid punishment and climb the ladder so she and Catra can rule the Horde one day just like they always talked about right?
And then one day she finally gets a promotion and it stings a little because deep down even though you know your abusers are bad people you still want acceptance and praise from them, but ultimately you're just happy you'll finally get out of the barracks and get to see more of the planet you live on. And you're one step closer to that dream of ruling the world with your friend so neither of you can be hurt anymore.
And then it turns out only she gets to go and you have to stay, once again Your abuser is trying to separate you from the only person who cares about or likes you and she might damn well succeed this time. But you're friend knows how to cheer you up with a joyride. And then you crash and when you finally find your friend shes hit her head and mumbling some nonsense that to you doesn't make any sense. You brush it off, it must have been because she hit her head. You go home with her and without telling you she tries to sneak put again that night and when you try to find out what she's up to she starts talking the same nonsense from before but she's really determined to go and
Then she asks you to cover for her. And you'll do it but what she doesn't know is that means putting herself at risk for more abuse and what you don't know is that she doesn't know.
And then she's just gone. You can't find her anywhere and she never comes home. And in the meantime you're still covering for her and your abuse keeps getting worse and worse. Now you know just how bad it can get if your friend is not around and its really really bad.
And then your abuser finds her and threatens you with Death to bring her home and you miss her anyway and you have no idea what the princesses are doing to her anyway. So you go to get her and you're finally seeing the feild as you always wanted and now you find her and now things can go back to normal right? They can get back on track on rising through the ranks so they can run things their way. Your abuser will be sated and now the abuse you receive will lessen again right?
But your friend refuses. And she comes up with the Earth shattering revelation that the Horde is bad. And something inside you shatters. She saw you be abused your entire childhood she saw all the same things you did so how could she have possibly ACTUALLY thought they were good. Since when has She actually cared about whether or not they're doing good. And why did it take seeing these NEW people get hurt to realize the Horde was bad. And she's got these shiny new friends who attack you and she leaves with them.
So in your mind your friend is using the greater good as an escape to go play hero in a much cushier life than the Horde could offer. And it doesn't matter if that means leaving you behind to suffer.
And then this huge glowing woman who is kinda similar to her starts attacking you and everyone you know. And then in the midst of smoke you see her turn back into your friend. She had offered before for you to go with her but you can't, someone has to cover for her, and even if she did your abuser has proven that she can track you both down and standing up to one small bit of the horde doesn't mean Your friend could take on the entire army at once and youre certain your abuser wouldn't hesitate to send the entire army after you.
And even if you wanted to you know you're a horde soldier you saw how your friends NEW friends treated you and you have no reason to believe they accept you like they have her. Because clearly they've only accepted her because she became a princess, one of them. Something you can't do.
So you go back and things continue to get worse and the whole time you're still covering for her and you're still taking punishments for her and its like she doesn't even care. So now you have to learn how to survive without her and you know you won't survive the Horde unless you become stronger than them, unless you come out on top. But still you cling to the hope that one day she'll come back and you won't be all alone anymore. But she doesn't.
And finally FINALLY you have a plan to bring her home for good maybe if her new friends are in the fright zone she will stay and things can start to go back to normal. But something just doesn't feel right. When She comes your abuser suddenly reveals this plan to use those same awful powers that she's always used on you on her now. And erase her memories. And you can't let that happen so you go to track down her weapon and in the meantime she escapes and as she's trying to get out you feel the sting of being left behind again and you still know you can't leave safely so you do the only thing you can. You give her back her weapon and let her go.
If shes going to come back she has to choose it or at least not be tortured by your abuser.
And then later you end up trapped with her and she's trying so hard to get you to come with her. And part of you really wants to. But then weird things start happening and youre having some of the worst moments of your life thrown into your face over and over again and she's trying to reach you but she's saying all the wrong things and she's demonstrating how much she doesn't seem to know you were suffering and in your mind that translates to her not even caring that you were suffering and then you almost die and are confronted with the memory of the promise she made, that now with hindsight stings so much because here she is telling you it doesn't /matter/ what they do and that nothing /really bad/ can happen and promising to look out for you forever.
And she's broken that promise, and you can't understand why.
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WU SUCKS but not the reason you think
I'd like to preface by saying Wu has made a lot of mistakes and should be held accountable. But like the main arguments against Wu be like.
1: Morro
2: Traumatizing kids
3: Keeping secrets
4: Mot treating his nephew like is damn nephew.
5: Flirting with his brothers wife.
And the thing about that needs talked about. 1:Morro. First off getting kids hopes is not cool. It can be detrimental to development depending on the age of the child. BUT. Not a single soul told Morro to train tirelessly for 60+ years after his death to take revenge and be the green ninja. Absolutly no one. Wu had compassion for his failings and wanted to show Morro he could still he great without being the green ninja. But the little brat ran tf off and got trapped and died. And he got cursed, how- we dont know. But its implied that it's either intentional entrapment or you have to be a terrible person, guess which category he probably falls into. Mind you Wu also told our OGs that they could also be the green ninja and none of them went off the rails to settle some invisible score. Morro made his choices and he made shit ones. Wu was an influence but not the problem. Morro is unstable, dramatic, and holds grudges Wu didnt cause that.
2: the traumatic experiences the nina go through are also not exactly his fault. He didnt just pick them off the streets. THERE WAS A PROPHECY. Ok? Yall with me. Fate isnt uncontrolled by anyone the ninja needed to be trained to help Lloyd fight the Overlord. That wasnt his decision. And yall act like the ninja couldn't leave whenever they wanted to. He didnt gaslight them or belittle them in anyway that wasnt for teaching. Please bring me receipts if you think otherwise. I do admit he could help a little more, be more clear, but when has a old magic teacher character ever been straightforward. With that logic fuck Dumbledore, and Gandalf, and any wise old teacher that goes to find chosen one who once again are chosen by fate not the master himself. Yall literally cant blame Wu for Child's Play and you cant blame Wu for their experience with Nadakhan either. The enemies that go out of there way to attack the ninja are not a direct cause if Wu himself. Usually. It be like blaming Garmadon for Chen. Yes they had history but it's still not his fault
3: Secrets. I will admit there is next to no reason for keeping secrets from the ninja. Considering history always has kind of score to settle. But considering his age and the apparent imprisonment or death of his past enemies there no way to predict every problem that comes back to screw him over. The Time Twins for example. Yes they came back for Wu. But he did remove their powers and separated them over 20+ years ago. They were not exactly threats to his new students now were they? Again with Aspheera, who was literally locked in a tomb why take the time to educate the ninja on a problem he had no idea was going to come back for him. Same with Morro to a more confusing degree. MORRO DIED. How was he to prepare the ninja for that? Yes please tell me how they were supposed to prepare for a dead guy. I'll wait.........k. he should be more forthcoming with the ninja, about things he knows could harm them, like the Serpentine after Lloyds released them, Chen, the Overlord, the effects of Travelers Tea, Tomorrow's Tea, Oni, Etc. But most of the time the ninja go and do it first then wonder why Wu didn't warn them.
4: His nephew. Wow his parenting sucks. Morro is not his damn child let's start there. Comparing their relationship is unfair. Wu cared for Morro the way he cares for Kai and Nya. He never accentuates a paternal relationship with then. Cause they are students, students he has to train with he intent to send them out onto dangerous battle fields and mind games. He was alone so yes it looks different but it's also a leap to just assume that Wu viewed Morro as his own despite treating him the exact same way as his 6 other students. Now back to Lloyd. Why didnt he get his nephew from Darkleys where it was known he ran away from multiple times? I DONT KNOW. No one does. That is a bad move I can only theorize about. Maybe Misako said something about staying away, maybe he wasnt kept in the loop about his nephews whereabouts due to idk KICKING HIS FATHER INTO HELL. C'mon yall. Now in the later seasons my best guess is that he doesnt know how to differentiate his nephew from the chosen one side and the goofy child side. Hes never had a child and his early relations with Lloyd were scarce and when Lloyd came to live with him. It's not due to some familial obligation, destiny literally called for it. Putting some definite strain on their relationship. I'm not excusing it he should try better, but he'd have to build a relationship from nothing and most people know their immediate family upon birth or during childhood which is not the case here. Wu treats his nephew more like a vessel of power than a person which isnt cool but knowing that the kid might not come back after every fight is a good damper on happy relationships is it not?
5: Misako. Good lord I don't have to explain this one. No excuse. It shouldn't be happening. BUT. After Garmadons death she was a free woman as gross as it is. It's more a flaw on her than it is him she chose to have a baby with one brother and still try to get with the other. And I know it takes two to tango but dont get mad at the idiot that the cheater is cheating with. Be mad at the cheater. The thing people really dont get about love triangles. The "other guy" brings on the questions/options but the person who cant choose or screws with both parties is the one in the wrong. Lloyd seems ok with it. Because Tommy said so. I dont particular give two shits about his take on the show half the time. If Lloyd were actively against it the Wu would probably stop. If the Fsm family acted like a normal ass family we probably wouldnt be here. But their priorities are a little screwy compared to typical nuclear families. Not an excuse just some perspective
NOW, why he is a bad character despite all of those arguments. he chooses to train soldiers rather than care for impressionable teens. Yes the situation called for it but the pressure could he alleviated if he decided to actually help before the world was on fire. He chooses to teach by experience than be upfront. Which works sometimes but not when actual lives are at stake. His trial by fire teaching works but the possiblity it could go wrong is to big to be brushed aside. His seemingly unreachable vault of empathy is hard to swallow. He rarely actually feels things for other people, his lack of enthusiasm when they pull through something hurts to watch. His lack of empathy about raising his nephew to attempt to kill his father is frightening. The pride he demonstrates by choosing not to disclose his past until it's too late is dangerous. He doesnt directly put down the ninja unless he has to and its more implied than anything and is on his students and this fandom for taking it so harshly. He trusts them a lot because he doesnt see them as kids anymore. They are warriors and it was necesary. He should have more compassion. He should be more straight forward, he should try to act like a person and not some ethereal being of elsewhere that doesn't have time to appease feelings or care about people until after hes wronged them. His values are off kilter sometimes which is whatever until it starts to hurt people
But yall need to stop blaming him for other people actions. Morro was a mess to begin with. His problems are in the past because he took care of them already. Misako came onto him. (He should have resisted but he didnt start shit she did). He needs to try to be an uncle alongside being a teacher. He needs to act like a fucking person more than the infinite cache of wisdom and unforeseen unused power that he acts like. And also it's a kids show. How many children think the way yall do?, we're teens/YAs we're reading into things. A LOT which makes everything more complicated. Comments rebuttals open. There's a collection of little mistakes hes made along the way that dont fit into these categories but these are the main reasons I know people hate him and the little things add fuel to the fire. I will legit talk about anything Except for the morro thing I am so tired of seeing it Morro made his choices hes a fucking Villain Wu didnt make him that way being a bitter asshole did that. Thanks for reading!! :3
#ninjago#coffee speaks#lloyd garmadon#fuckin misako#Wu ninjago#discourse#ranting#tw: negative#replies will be on my second account of there are any#trust me i hate him too#morro#tw: aldultery#not art
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Bakugo and Todoroki w a black s/o thats on Wild n Out
Bakugo x black!reader x Todoroki
TW: Swearing
Note: Theyre aged up which I always forget to say in these fics. And ik Wild n Out is American and not Japanese but for the sake of this fic its some typa mix-
BAKUGO
When he found out he was like "damn now I can REALLY brag about you"
Threw viewing parties for several of your episodes with all of the old class 1-A
You had the whole class running around and screaming with the way you were out here roasting people like its nobody's business
Mann you were on that one episode with Blac Chyna where Justina absolutely destroyed her (Justina one of the best dont @ me)
"Ayo Chyna you aint beat for this battlin, you went and bagged the least famous Kardashian, with all that plastic whos gon smash? Yo body recyclable but your career is trash"
"You aint got no ass" (comeback was basic asl but anyways)
Ofc you're gonna back up your teammate so you come in and help out Justina
"Baby you just mad because this all natural, you famous for fuckin on niggas, and thats just factual"
Class 1-A is back at home running around, screaming, passed out, all of it
Bakugo is so proud
Like hes just screaming random shit
Roast matches everyday
In public and private
If its in public, people are gonna start gathering
1. Because you're on Wild n Out and people are gonna notice
2. Because youre with bakugo and hes been famous since the sport festival
And 3. Because people love to see shit like this
Usually ends when one of yall starts laughin too hard and can't get a roast out
Bakugo also never makes super personal roasts that poke at your insecurities and shit because he thinks its lame and rude for even him
And you're his girlfriend đ
If someone gets on either one of yalls nerves yall will go off
And Bakugos insults were highkey basic before he got with you
So now that you guys are together people have to try not to piss him off too bad because they will get embarrassed
Yall start flaming people in sync
TODOROKI
I know damn well Todoroki was throwing mad shade back at UA
So he watches your episodes and thinks its funny as fuck when you roast someone and they're standing there stuck
He got a ticket to one of your shows once because he wanted to see you live
Some girl from school that everyone hated somehow got on and was on the opposite team
Things went south very fast
"Y/n, your boyfriend is in the crowd tonight, right?"
"What's it to you?"
"Dont be so mean. Todoroki why don't you come on down for us?"
When the crowd started cheering he had no choice but to come down
Stood next to you and gave you a kiss :)
"Todoroki, you're always hot, and sometimes cold, Y/n he ices you up but you're just an after thought, we all know I'm the one that gets him hot, so I don't know why you're so bold"
Todoroki was cool with people making jokes for the sake of the show
But when its someone he doesn't even like and they try claiming him?
He snatched the mic from you
"Adding onto sometimes cold, I bet your choochie so nasty that it got mold."
You were so proud
The girl also had to move schools because she was so embarrassed which made you even more proud
From that day on yall would have super chill roast matches
It was mostly just throwing shade back and forth with the occasional roast but it was kinda you guys' thing
And he mightve been throwing shade at UA but now its a whole other type of shade
Like that live show was some sort of awakening
You were about to fight this girl once for talking shit and he was holding you back
"Thats why your hair is nappy."
"Oh my hair is nappy? I least I got hair, whats under that wig bitch?"
As much as he wanted to see you punch that girl, he dragged you away
"Dont worry Y/n, someone will snatch that crusty hot dog water smelling wig off her head sooner or later."
You made a monster
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Okay so I saw
This post ^^
And I was like
Wait wait wait okay okay hang on wait a damn minute-
Because this is cursed rite we all know this is cursed but somethin about it got me thinkin it got me thinking quite a lot and itâs the idea of Callahans character being deaf and like obviously the way itâs done here is bad but it got me thinking okay well what if you did it well? What if it wasnât garbage? What if it became a super important part of the show?
I think I have a new favorite au now?
Okay listen listen let me explain right-Callahan would still be a side character to the side characters but first things first heâd talk using sign language and literally the first thing that he signs when people try and talk to him is that heâs deaf. He also wouldnât be able to understand people who talk to him, theyâd have to either sign, write something down, or be super expressive. (Ik a lot of deaf people read lips but I feel like in media with deaf people almost all the time they like fully rely on lip reading and their almost superhumanly good at it and idk I think it would be cool for a deaf character to just not lip read-hardly ever) so now the fact that heâs deaf isnât just something that you can drop in interviews for brownie points. Still, heâs hardly ever there and heâs not really a part of the story and thatâs just kind of annoying and for a while it seems like thatâs just how itâs gonna be, just one background background deaf character whoâs pretty cool but who we almost never get to see...
But the explosions that went off during the pogtopia manburg war where pretty fuckin loud
And Quackity was right on top of them. He mightâve lost a cannon life to them-itâs kinda up for debate but for the purpose of the au weâre gonna say he did, because losing a cannon life affects your body. Your body changes to suit how you died-you get scars from losing a cannon life.
Hereâs where it gets good
One of the next episodes post war is 100% Quackity focused and he wakes up in a bed and heâs like welp lets just hope Iâm not as bad off as Tubbo was. Thereâs no rustling noise when he moves the sheets and blankets to look at himself, at this point the viewer might realize thereâs no music in the background either, thereâs no ambient noises from outside. Quackity sees he doesnât have visible scaring anywhere and heâs like thatâs weird but good for me? I guess? He walks outside and his footsteps donât make any noise. Tubbo runs up to him and starts talking-except heâs not making any noise either. His mouth is moving but thereâs no sound coming out of it. Both quackity and the viewer are currently experiencing whatâs going on in 100% silence and Quackity starts to panic. A scar wouldâve been fine, a limb he can live without, but this??? He canât hear! He canât hear anything! Fuck is he supposed to do now?
He runs to Sapnap and Karl, theyâre not dating yet but they make him feel safe and he doesnât know where else to go or what to do and Sapnaps like âI know a guyâ but neither the audience nor Quackity hears him say it. His mouth moves but again, no sound. Nothing. Still he makes it clear that he has an idea and that heâll be right back. Mans fuckin books it to Callahan and after a bit of frantic gestures and sloppy sign language because ya know of course Sapnap did try to learn sign to talk to Callahan at some point he just doesnât practice nearly enough, Callahan comes over to Quackity and starts teaching him and Karl ASL and gives Sapnap a much needed review course.
Thatâs it. Thatâs the episode. An entire episode thatâs 100% silent with no subtitles, thatâs just Quackity learning how to function without being able to hear. In the places where Callahan canât help Sapnap and Karl come in. Tubbo gets in on it too since heâs deaf in one ear ever since the festival. (Quackitys like damn cheif I didnât even kno that and Tubbo admits to thinking it was just him being in shock for a long time until a bee flew around his ear for 20 minutes straight a week after the festival had happened and he didnât know it was there until Tommy asked if he was gonna name it.) Quackity learns how to talk when he canât hear himself speaking, how to read lips, what music is like when you canât hear it, how to speak sign language, all that jazz.
One of the things about being deaf that scares the shit out of Quackity is not being able to hear people sneaking up on him and Tubbos like âoh you need a spotterâ and Quackity makes it clear that he has no idea what the fuck that means. So Tubbo explains âa spotter, I donât know if they actually have a different name but I call them that cuz they cover your blind spot. Theyâre like your eyes and ears where you donât have any. That way nobody can sneak up on you.â If the audience is particularly observant theyâll realize that ever since the festival Tommy has always stood on Tubbos right, witch is where Tubbo had gotten scarred. (Later on after Tommyâs exiled Quackity and sometimes Fundy become the ones to cover Tubbos right, but Tubbo is more clearly on constant high alert than he used to be. On a few days like the one before the capturing techno and the one before the second festival heâs straight up jumpy and he hates it) So Quackity of course has a lot of questions is this is pretty important. âwell how do I know who I should get to be my spotter? Do they need like training or something? Should I just get a service dog? ???â And Tubbos like âNo. Well-maybe thatâs the proper way to do it but Iâd just go with someone I trust my life with-whoever makes you feel safest, go with thatâ and Sapnap and Karl start laughing like idiots because Quackity IMMEDIATELY grabs them-like Tubbos barley finished his sentence and Quackitys like ah yes
The hardest part is preserving Quackitys ability to speak Spanish, because heâs the only one who knows it so Karl Sapnap and Tubbo canât tell him weather heâs pronouncing it right or not and none of them know Spanish sign language. Hell Karl and Tubbo didnât even know Spanish sign language existed until that day. After a bit of panicking Sapnap is like âwait I know a guyâ and Quackity can actually tell what heâs saying this time. (Woo parallels) So sapnap and Co. go to George whoâs king now and has access to all of Erets king stuff. Turns out Erets castle has a whole shelf of translation guides for different languages and their sign language counterparts. She kept them for diplomacy reasons. Itâs much harder to learn without Callahan teaching it, but progress is made and the gang decides theyâll keep working on learning it together. Thereâs still the problem of Quackity not being able to speak Spanish though, they end up going with does Quackity sound like how he normally does rn? for figuring out if heâs pronouncing things right. Karl and Sapnap are surprisingly good at being able to tell.
But hereâs the best part rite:
So after this episode Quackity, Karl, Sapnap, Tubbo, and obvs Callahan all know sign language-they donât all know it perfectly nobodyâs gonna master it in a day but theyâre working on it. And so now in later episodes in addition to the gang talking in sign language a lot when theyâre the focus of a scene, you can make them talk to eachother in sign language while other stuff is going on!! No subtitles to translate or draw attention to it, some people might not even notice its happening, but if you watch them you can see them signing to eachother. You could add so many convos and lore and secrets and the best part is if the audience wants in on it they also have to learn sign language!!
Literally just-oh my god it would be the coolest thing okay like immagine:
Ranboos doing his dramatic speech to everyone. Yâall know the one-the one before doomsday after Tommy gets out of exhile. So like Ranboos doing his bit and Fundy and Nikki are arguing with him and :0! whatâs this? Look in the background and Tubbo and Quackity are signing to eachother, Quackitys angry and Tubbo is somehow angrier and you watch them more closely to see what the hell is going on and realize (with your sign language knowledge)-theyâre fighting about executing Ranboo.
LIKE HOW FUCKING COOL WOULD THAT BE HOLY SHIT
Anyways I have so many headcannons for this now I think itâs the coolest thing if thereâs like a tag? Or something? For this thatd be so fuckin cool if there isnât I feel like I should make one but idk what to call it ion know man I just think this is poggers as hell. To think it all sprung from someone making a DreamSMP as a garbage riverdale show joke
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