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easy-goer-db · 1 year ago

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A Big Change Part 5

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Part 5

Paulina kept bouncing me on her knee. My diaper crinkling with every movement. She had one arm around my waist pulling me closer and holding me tightly. Her other hand was tickling and stroking my exposed inner thigh. I could only squirm as I got more excited. She could tell. She slid her finger into my diaper’s leg guard.

“Oh goodness. The little one is already quite wet and…”

She slid her finger in a bit deeper to touch me.

“Oh. And it feels like he wants to make himself wetter. Do you want to be a wetter diapee pants?”

I groaned and nodded.

“Hehe. Okay crinkler. Stand up and turn around. Then you can get back on Mommy’s knee and make your little huggies humpies.”

I did as I was told. She gave me a little swat on the butt before I could turn around. I turned around and got back on her knee. I started humping and she started bouncing me again. She placed both her hands on my lower back with her fingers touching the top of my diaper.

“Such a good baby making humpies for Mommy. You love this, don’t you?”

I just moaned in affirmation. I really did love this part.

“What is it that you love crinkles? Is it your paci?”

“Mmmm.”

“Or is it your mittens?”

“Mmmmm.”

“Maybe it’s your booties?”

“Mmm. Mmm.”

“Or is it your silly little bonnet?”

“Mmmmmmmm.”

“It could be your onesie?”

“Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm.”

She grabbed my butt. Both hands firmly planted on my diaper. She started pulling me towards her in the rhythm of my humps.

“But I know what it really is. Little loser loves his diapees? I want you to say it when you cum. Tell Mommy that you love diapers and make a big cummy.”

I exploded.

“I wuv diapees Mommy.” I panted through my pacifier.

“Awww. I know you do. Did my little leaker make another cummy for Mommy?”

“Yes Mommy, I cummy.”

“Hahaha. You are already filling up that diaper for me. Good thing we just got you so many.” She cooed.

She slid me off her knee.

“Okay baby. Lay back down on your back.”

I did as I was told.

“I know you love this cute outfit, but we need to get you dressed for the day. We have to go out and run some errands.”

Errands? Dressed like this?

“I guess we’ll just have to get that bonnet off you.”

She untied the bonnet.

“And these booties won’t do.”

She slid the booties off my feet.

“I think we’ll leave the mittens for now…for now.”

She sauntered over to the pile of clothes she’d neatly organized. She started thumbing through the stack.

“Hmmm…if we’re going out, we’ll need to find something to cover up that diapey wiapey. Oh, this is perfect.”

She turned around holding up some basic denim overalls. Definitely toddlerish. But I did buy them big enough to go over a multi layer diaper. Overalls are fashionable, right?

She walked over and guided both my feet into the leg holes. She sat me up and helped me stand. She pulled the straps over my shoulders and fastened them to the front.

“Perfect! What a great outfit. Give me a spin baby.”

I turned around for her. She gave my butt a playful squishy swat.

“Aww. Adorable. So long as no one touches your diapee, they’ll never know. Hehe.”

She lay me back down on the bed.

“Alright. We are going out for a little while and that diapee is already wet. We’ll have to pack you a diaper bag. Do you have a diaper bag baby?”

I shook my head.

“What? What a dumb baby? He doesn’t have a diaper bag. I guess we’ll just have to make do with your gym bag. You really won’t be needing that anymore anyway. I’ll add a diapee bag to my shopping list.”

Shopping list?

“Ok. So we’ll need wipes, oil and powder. Great. Someone has lots of those, doesn’t he? And we’ll bring another onesie and overalls in case someone decides to be a leaker again. And of course lots of diapers. How many can I fit in here?”

I couldn’t really see much laying on the bed. I heard the rustling and cramming of diapers into the bag. She zipped it up and carried it out of the room.

Where was she taking me? How long would we be gone for? At least she covered my diaper.

She came back into the room. She walked over to me and unclipped my collar and leash.

“I guess we can’t be having me take you out with this one. At least I know that you’re still locked up in your diapee soggy pants. Okay. Let’s go.”

She reached out to take my hands and helped me up.

“Ok baby. You have to hold Mommy’s hand at all times. Understand?”

I nodded.

We walked out of the bedroom. Well she walked. I waddled. We went through the living room to my front door. She had the diaper bag slung over her shoulders. When we got to the door, she pointed to the floor.

“Don’t forget your shoes you weaky waddler.”

She pointed to a pair of yellow flip flops.

“This way I know you won’t be able to run away. You’ll have your flippy floppies.”

I slid my feet in.

“Good baby.”

She took my paci out and slid it into my front pocket.

“Put your hands out.”

I did. She took my mittens off and slid them into my other front pocket.

“Ok diaper loser. Let’s go.”

My heart raced as she opened the door. It was only a few minutes to get to the parking lot and I was covered up fairly well. I had never left my apartment in diapers before. Not one diaper. Definitely not 5. Definitely not holding a woman’s hand wearing overalls with a onesie underneath while she carried a diaper bag. She could sense my trepidation.

“It’s okay baby boy. Mommy is here. Come on.”

We stepped out, she locked the door, and we were off to the car. Mercifully, the trip to the car was uneventful. We didn’t see anyone and I was grateful. Between the flip flops and bulk of my diaper, my walking stride was pure waddle and tentative.

Paulina kept a tight grip on my hand and lead me to the passenger side of the car. I reached for the doorhandle to the front seat. She yanked my hand.

“Ah ah ah. Not so fast diaper baby. Babies sit in the back. Here, let Mommy help you.”

She guided me to the back seat and opened the door.

“Get in wittle waddler.”

I climbed in. She gave my butt a playful swat on the way in. She giggled at the crinkle. I reached for the seat belt, she stopped me again.

“No, no, no little one. Mommy takes care of the seat belt, not dumb babies.”

She reached across me and buckled me in. She put her hands in my front pocket to pull out the mittens. She slid them back onto my hands.

“Just so you won’t get into any twouble.”

She continued to lean over me. She shrugged off the ‘diaper bag’ she was carrying. Paulina placed it beside. She opened up one of the side pockets. She carefully pulled out two full bottles. She handed one to me and put the other in the cup holder in front of me.

“I expect these to both be finished by the time we arrive.”

I immediately started to drink. With my focus on the bottle, I did not notice her reaching around my head again. She tightly applied the blindfold.

“I don’t want to ruin the surprise for the crinkle butt.”

Those were the last words I heard too. Because with one quick motion she placed noise cancelling headphones over my ears. Seconds later ambient music was playing in my ears. It was ambient, but it also sounded like soft nursery rhymes. I thought I could make out words underneath the music, but couldn’t quite register what they were saying. I just kept suckling on my bottle. I felt the car starting. Off we went.

Keeping track of time was difficult. My senses were completely thrown off with the blindfold and headphones. Drinking my bottle was the only real marker. I knew that two bottles meant that Paulina wasn’t taking me too far based on the timelines of earlier drinking goals. I focused on drinking. The first bottle was done before I knew it. Locating and grabbing the second bottle was pretty difficult. I knew where the cup holder was. It was just so foreign to try and grab something when you couldn’t see it. Even when I located it, the material of the mittens made it difficult to grasp it and pull it out. It made me feel quite helpless. I eventually got it in my hands and to my mouth. I resumed suckling.

My mind wandered as I drank. Where were we going? How did I get myself in this situation? Would it have been different if I had just told Paulina about this fetish? I could have eased our way into this dynamic. Not had it thrust upon me. How does this end? She’ll never look at me the same way. On the plus side, my little fantasy definitely is coming into fruition.

The weight of my bottle lightened and I felt the air coming through the nipple. I’d accomplished my goal for the car ride. It was serendipitous. The car came to a stop moments later and the engine turned off. Perfect timing. It was just a few seconds before I felt the door open next to me. Paulina started by removing the headphones.

“Did the baby wike his widdle car wide?”

“Yes Mommy, it was good wide.”

“And did you finish your babas?

“Yes Mommy, I dwank all my babas.”

“Aww. What a little slurper.”

She pulled the blindfold off. I did not recognize where we were. We were in a covered parking lot. There were no other cars. There was an unmarked storefront. I couldn’t tell anything about it. It looked like any other business. My focus was so singular trying to discern the business, I did not notice as I started to flood my diaper again.

Paulina gathered up the bottles and put them back in the end pocket of my gym bag. She reached into my front pocket and produced my pacifier.

“Open wide baby.”

I complied as she placed the yellow paci back in my mouth.

“Let’s check the diapee baby before we go in.” She cooed.

She undid the button on the side of my overalls. She grazed her hand across the front of my diaper and gave it a squeeze. It squished accordingly. She got her hand to the inside of my thigh. She slipped a finger inside the onesie and diaper cover. She wiggled her finger to the inner layer of the diaper.

“Oh goodness. My little super soaker has filled up another diapee, hasn’t he? I think we’ll have to-“

“Hello.” A voice bellowed from the front door of the storefront. “Is that Paulina out there?”

Paulina spun around. She kept a hand on my thigh as she turned to the voice.

“Yes. It is.” She answered. “Are you Lily?”

“I sure am.” Lily responded. “It’s so nice to meet you in person. I really enjoyed our quick phone chat this morning.”

“It was such a pleasure.” Paulina said. “Thank you for making special arrangements for us on such short notice.”

Special arrangements?

“Oh, it’s not a problem at all.” Lily kindly responded. “For such a good customer? Our doors are always open.”

“Well your call was so appreciated considering our little situation.” Paulina cheerfully replied.

Lily had been walking towards the car the whole conversation. I guess another person was about to see my humiliation.

“And is this the little one?” Lily asked.

“It sure is. This is the Dumb wittle baby.”

Lily came around the car door.

“And isn’t he just adorable? Oh, I love the matching onesie, paci, and mittens. So cute!” Lily cooed.

“Thank you.” Paulina responded. “He really did have lots of choices for Mommy to pick from, didn’t you droopy diaper pants?”

I nodded.

“Hahaha.” Paulina was really enjoying this. “Oh speaking of. I think I have to change him before I bring him inside. He’s a little leaker. I don’t want him making a mess in the store. I can just do it right here in the backseat.”

“Oh. That’s not necessary at all.” Lily said reassuringly. “We have a setup at the back of the store. You can change him there.”

Paulina clapped her hands together. “That’s wonderful! Thank you so much. Okay baby boy. Get out of the car.”

I shuffled out of the car. Paulina leaned back into the car and grabbed my ‘diaper bag’. She closed the door. I gripped her hand tightly as Lily lead us towards the store.

“I’m glad you were able to come in today.” Lily stated. “I know your needs are urgent, so I wanted to make sure we could find a compromise.”

“Of course.” Said Paulina. “I’m glad that you could get a bit creative for us.”

We entered the store. There was nothing particularly striking in the front. Just a desk with a computer. No signage. No advertisements. Just a reception desk and the computer hooked up to payment terminal. Lily lead us through a door beside the desk. The pieces came together immediately. I’d seen this on the website. We were at the diaper store where I’d been ordering from online for years. The room was not gigantic, but the walls were lined with bags and bags of diapers. Most of the prints I recognized from the website. There were a few that I didn’t. I guess they could only sell them in store. Down the middle of the room were racks and racks of adult baby clothes. They were neatly organized by style and print. There was a wall of accessories towards the back. Pacis, bottles, powders, oils, wipes. All the little things to enhance the ABDL experience. My eyes were wide, so were Paulina’s. Lily just kept walking nonchalantly towards the back.

“We have a changing area in the back.” Lily declared. “It’s pretty common for littles to arrive in need of a change. It’s best to get them changed, so their Mommies and Daddies can browse with peace of mind.”

“Well that’s good news for this super soaker.” Mocked Paulina.

Lily ushered us into the back. She slipped the lights on. One full display in the middle of the room was a full sized changing table.

“Oh my god.” Gasped Paulina. “That’s amazing! Where did you get that?”

“We got it custom made.” Replied Lily. “There are a few people out there who specialize in making ABDL furniture.”

“Wow.” Exclaimed Paulina. “You’ll have to share some of their information with me. We need one for sure.”

We do?

“Happy to pass that along.” Lily chirped happily. “I have some cards in my office. I’ll get them.”

“No, no. No rush.” Paulina stopped her. “We have time. Why don’t you stay here while I change the widdle waddler?”

“Certainly. I’d love to.” Lily stated.

“Okay diapee dumb dumb.” Paulina cooed at me. “Get up on the table, so Mommy can change that crinkle butt. Oh wait.”

She unclipped the suspenders of my overalls. They dropped down to my ankles.

“Get those flippy floppies off.” She demanded.

I shook them off. She helped me step out of the overalls. She swatted me on the butt and pointed to the table. I climbed on and lay down with my legs in the air.

“Hehe.” Paulina cackled. “You are getting used to this.”

She was getting good as this too. She unsnapped my onesie. She flipped the front up to my chest. She pushed my legs back and bunched the back up underneath me. She unlocked the diaper cover and worked it down my legs. She placed it beside me.

“This isn’t going far.” Teased Paulina. It prompted a giggle from Lily too.

Paulina effortlessly untaped my diapers and pulled them forward until I was laying there exposed with my open diapers beneath me.

“Lily?” Paulina inquired. “Would you happen to have a garbage bag for these diapers? I forgot to bring one.”

Lily gestured to Paulina’s left.

“There’s no need for a bag.” Lily stated kindly. “There’s a diaper pail next to the table. You can just put them in there.”

“Really?” Paula glanced over. “Perfect! Do you sell these?”

“We do.” Replied Lily.

“Amazing. We definitely need one.” Paulina chirped cheerfully. “This one doesn’t have a diaper pail. Would you believe he doesn’t have a diaper bag either?”

“I can believe it.” Lily said. “These little ones never know what they actually need. That’s what Mommies are for.”

They both laughed.

Paulina pulled the diapers out from under me, balled them up, and tossed them into the pail. There was a large packet of wipes on the side of the table. Paulina grabbed a few and started to clean me up. It only took about a minute before I was ready for a fresh diaper. Paulina bent over to unzip my gym bag to remove some diapers. Lily took a step towards her.

“Hold on a second Paulina.” Lily confidently said. “You are welcome to use your supply of diapers, but you have been such a great customer. Would you like to try some samples of a diaper that just arrived this weekend?”

“Really? I don’t want to put you out.”

“Oh, it’s no problem at all. They just sent us a giant shipment. It comes with a lot of sample packs. I think they might be perfect for a heavy wetter like him.”

“Why?”

“Well, they are a lot like the white ones you have him in. But they are designed for nighttime use. They are a little bit thicker. They hold about 12000 milliliters. I’d also say they are more crinkley. The real fun is that they tend to expand when they are wet. The more he’ll wet, the thicker they’ll get.”

“Hahaha. Well this super soaker will make sure they get super thick.”

“Do you want to try some?”

“Yes.”

“I know you like to layer him. How many would you like?”

“Well, I had him in 5 layers on the way here. Is 5 ok?”

“Why don’t we make it 6?”

“Hehehehe. Thank you.”

Lily walked over to a shelf. She rummaged around and produced 6 all white diapers. She brought them over to Paulina.

“I think you’ll really like these.” Beamed Lily.

Paulina opened up a diaper. It was huge. Definitely thicker than the ones that I liked to buy. She slid it under me. I could feel the heavier padding under me. It almost felt like a pillow. She oiled and powdered me in a very efficient way. Even without extra attention, I still got excited. She slapped my member.

“Calm down diaper baby.” Chided Paulina. “Miss Lily doesn’t want to see that.”

“Well.” Lily shrugged. “It happens. Little ones can’t control themselves.”

They both laughed at that comment.

With me oiled and powdered, Paulina got to work fastening my first diaper. She got it taped up without issue. She went to grab a second and put it under me. She pulled up the front.

“Hmmm. Interesting.” Pondered Lily.

“What?”

“You clearly need to multi layer diaper up this little.” Lily said teasingly. “But have you tried poking holes or making slits on the inner layers?”

“No.” Paulina responded. “What does that do?”

“It lets the liquids pass through layers. It will massively increase the capacity of each layer, stop leaks, and that diaper is going to get huge!”

“Oh really?” Paulina beamed. “Can you show me?”

“Of course.”

Lily produced an exacto knife from her pocket. She cut 4 slits down the middle of my diaper.

“See?” Said Lily. “It’s easy.”

Paulina proceeded to add the next 4 layers. Lily demonstrated how to cut slits each time. Paulina slid the last diaper under me. My legs were already pushed apart significantly. She turned to Lily.

“Would you like the honour of putting on his last layer?” Paulina asked.

“Yes.” Lily said. “It would be my pleasure.”

Lily clearly had lots of experience with diapering. She fluffed the diaper perfectly. She pulled it up snuggly between my legs and tightly fastened it around my waist. It took no time at all and I felt way more constricted than any of Paulina’s diaperings.

“On your tummy diaper baby.” Paulina demanded.

I did as I was told. It was quite hard to roll over with the bulk between my legs.

“I like to sign my work.” Paulina bragged.

She produced her marker. I felt the pressure of the marker dragging across my bottom.

Click.

“Roll over baby boy.”

I knew what was coming. I rolled over to see her phone screen showing her latest humiliating signage. “Mommy Paulina’s Widdle Wetter”.

Lily leant Paulina a hand pulling the locking diaper cover up my legs. It was a bit of struggle getting it over the gigantic diaper. They succeeded. Paulina locked it back up and I was trapped again. If getting the diaper cover over my diaper was a struggle, snapping the onesie shut was an ordeal. Once again, they succeeded.

“All done.” Paulina said condescendingly. “Say thank you to Miss Lily for your nice diapees you dumb baby.”

“Tank you for my diapees Miss Wiwy.” I spit out.

“You’re welcome crinkle butt.” Lily replied.

Paulina gave me a diaper pat.

“Good baby.”

I responded to that praise by wetting myself. Paulina felt the diaper expand.

“Hahaha. Already?”

“Wow.” Mocked Lily. “He really is a super soaker.”

They both had a good chuckle as Paulina helped me off the changing table. She helped me back into the flip flops.

“Let’s go to my office.” Said Lily. “We can talk about the solution to your little problem.”

I held Paulina’s hand as she and Lily walked to the office. I cannot describe what I did as walking. It was somewhere between a waddle and a sway. I had trouble keeping up even though they were moving at an easy pace.

We entered the office. Lily sat behind her desk. Paulina pulled me across her lap face up.

“Lily.” Paulina said tentatively. “I know I’ve already asked so much of you. But do you mind if I let him nurse me while we talk. It’ll keep him from fussing.”

“Not a problem at all.” Lily said reassuringly. “Babies need their boobies to keep them calm.”

Paulina lifted her shirt. She pulled out my paci and placed it on the desk. She wasn’t wearing a bra, so it was easy for her to guide my mouth right to her nipple. I didn’t have much choice and frankly, I wanted to suck on her nipple. I latched on.

Lily started in as if a thickly diapered man suckling a boob was commonplace.

“Like I said on the phone. We have everything from your order in stock. It’s a big order though. I wanted to give my employees the weekend off. I just can’t imagine a way for us to get you all those diapers and outfits until Tuesday or Wednesday.”

“I totally understand.” Said Paulina. “It was very short notice for such a big order.”

“But.” Lily said happily. “I can tell you are in need of an influx of diapers. At least something to tide you over. You mentioned that you still have about 3 bags left at home. I think if we get you out of here with 2 cases today, that should tide you over until Tuesday. I’ll make sure my driver gets the delivery to you first thing in the morning.”

“That would be lovely.” Paulina exclaimed. “I’m so appreciative.”

Paulina started rubbing my diaper.

“My driver has a dolly, so it won’t be hassle to unload the truck and get it up to your apartment. She’s very discreet. She’ll even help you stock the shelves or store the diapers around the house. Now, you mentioned that you need a diaper pail?”

“Yes, we do.”

“Ok. I can send that home with you today. And you also mentioned a diaper bag. We do carry those. Including some large ones that can hold up to 20 diapers. Do you want one of those too?”

“Oh, yes please.”

“Pink or blue?”

“Definitely pink.”

“Perfect.” Lily said resoundingly. “The only last question. What kind of diapers do you want to bring home today for the little one?”

Paulina kept rubbing me. I was starting to squirm.

“Hmmm…” Paulina pondered. “I really like these nighttime diapers. Could I buy 2 cases of these on top of the order?”

“Of course.” Lily smiled. “I tell you what. You’ll be the first client to buy these. And considering what a great client you’ve been. How about we do a 2 for 1?”

“Really?” Paulina asked. “That’s very nice of you. You don’t have to do that.”

“I feel like you’ll be one of our best clients.” Lily smirked. “Happy to take care of you.”

Paulina was firmly pressing on my diaper as she continued to rub me. I was starting to thrust.

“Well. Maybe we can repay the favour. I was just talking to this little super soaker this morning. He was talking about wanting to be a big baby model. A little diaper fashionista. If we arranged a photo shoot with all those diapers and matching outfits, would you want them for your website?”

She was rubbing fast and hard now.

“What a wonderful idea.” Said Lily. “We’re always looking for new models to show off our products. We’d love that.”

Paulina looked down at me.

“Hear that super soaker? You’re going to be a dumb baby celebrity!”

I exploded into the diaper.

“Hahaha. I think he likes this idea.”

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stregoniconiconii · 2 years ago

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the frustrating thing about stancy in s4 is that all of Steve and nancy’s interactions with other characters became ‘let’s get these two characters (one of whom is in a relationship) to admit their feelings for each other’

like one of the few times Steve and dustin are alone together they talk about how Steve basically ‘threw himself’ at Nancy when she wanted to go off on her own. what nothing about how none of them should be alone with a supernatural serial killer on the loose? that could have been an opportunity for like Steve to like ask about Lucas about where he is since he’s not with his best friends during a crisis and That could have been an opportunity for dustin to voice some of his resentment/bitterness towards Lucas for ‘abandoning’ his friends for the basketball team

the scene with robin and Nancy where robin was like ‘maybe some flames should never have been snuffed out’ and they confirmed that they are now friends Could have been something about Nancy struggling to make real friends after losing barb. literally doesn’t have to be much it could be something like ‘it’s nice to make a friend - I feel like all I do is lose them’ referencing both the fact that barb and Fred have been killed on her watch and maybe That could have led to robin asking like ‘hey why did we never try to hang out earlier?’ (bc it’s literally 8 months later, they’re in the same year, and they Never talked? wild to me. el and max were hanging out between s2 and s3 even if they hadn’t become besties just yet) anyway and maybe then we could have had a little more into Nancy and her whole thing with losing people. idk.

just also the fact that Eddie interrupts Steve saying ‘hey give yourself a break’ to talk about ‘twue wuv’ like girl you dont know them anyway but we literally Could have had something about how Steve literally did run away at first but the important thing is that he came back. I understand that this is a plot driven show there isn’t a lot of time to have all these fun talks and I knowww the whole thing is that characters are avoiding what they actually want or need to talk about but gahhh it’s frustrating!! (also the ‘you almost deserved getting shot’ thing did make me physically gag like girl That’s how you flirt? okay)

anyway I also like to imagine that Steve and robin have sort of talked about how his relationship with Nancy kinda failed, bc robin definitely knows that there’s something still there between them like maybe she figured out that Steve still had feelings for her (still maintain that my boy was lying when he said he was over her in the star court bathroom) and Steve was like ‘robin stop that’s a non starter she’s not interested she’s dating someone’ and robin was like ‘okay okay if she’s happy with Jonathan..’ but then she gets basically like confirmation that Nancy isn’t 100% happy with Jonathan and then she’s like..oh I see a solution.

anyway I also definitely believe that Steve doesn’t know quite how much the overlap between the stancy and jancy relationship was..like he was definitely aware that there was Something between them but does he know that they fully had sex? yeah probably not. they obviously don’t speak in between world ending events and that’s not something that just comes up. im kind of thinking that maybe murray will be the one to bring that up bc I really can't see either Jonathan or Nancy doing so. maybe it’s something that we’re not supposed to care about but damn it man im a bit more sensitive about cheating than other things

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shriekshrike · 3 years ago

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oka okay okay so we have 2 weeks to ruminate right but all EYE will be doing is praying to whatever listens to dykes pray that the bells r gonna rip shit bc these fuckers r BRUTAL

mostly thinkin abt my witches n orym bc I'm Like That

witches bc cmon. imogen already didnt rlly like dusk bc of a lil green eyed monster ('are you staring because you're jealous?') and laudna because. god. ok ive had this happen to me not quite to this extent but found out that a person who like. is so. wonderful to u. is also. not. Great. and a liar and manipulator. so ure stuck in that awful limbo of nothing they say can be trusted....what does that mean for me. o u c h. also bonus: imogen is gonna wreck shit bc laudna's involved as are her feelings so uh. *tugs on collar* y i k e s dusk. also! wouldnt be surprised if imogen feels a bit responsible bc she didnt say anything to anyone when she figured it out. hmmmmm delicious (edit 9.09 AM: i realized that i wrote laudna instead of dusk when i said imogen already doesn't like [BLANK] didnt mean that, imogen wuvs laudna anyway)

orym. bc he - and there is literal proof of this - has lost. a lot and he gets attached quick and tightly. like there r times in exu and in cr3 where we get to c orym b SUPER playful and it is truly a delish opp BUT one of the first times we...rlly see him get Real Playful (and this is a reach, but im leaning across the table, but i'll bet actual money that the spar w dusk? was the same way he would blow off steam and play w will food for thought 🥹) is when he spars with dusk!! he even says it 'i havent gotten to let loose like that in a while!' and then when dusk (in the process of being rejected which did have me ahootin n ahollerin simply for the context) says 'u wanna talk abt it?' and orym goes "raincheck" like. yoinks. orym only talked abt will once with chet and it was on watch w no one awake (also worth noting: orym is so severely and fiercely protective of the ppl who r his esp in light of what his job was and how he lost will like....dusk....whomever u r...ur ass is grass and not in a fun way)

fearne. my beloved. my darling. who felt so not alone. who said 'we are practically siblings' who trusted dusk beyond a shadow of a doubt. and dusk who made fearne feel not so alone in all this. who lended juuuuust enough comfort and familiarity for fearne to latch onto, the girl who lived her whole life without her parents, missing them like a mirage, more memory than reality. the girl who saw a woman with the same face, the same eyes and hair and legs. the girl who said '90 years' when her mother said '6 years'. the girl who watches, in horror, as the person she'd come to care for as a SIBLING as someone who UNDERSTOOD HER, transform before her eyes, grab her mother and her arms, whose mother says, horrified and scared 'you led them straight to us' and fearne says back 'i'm sorry but who?'

anyway maybe ill also do the rest of the party bc i have Thoughts abt chet n ash n fcg but for rn....im schleepy

#cr spoilers #critical role #fearne my dove my darling #bells hells

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orange-waterfalls · 5 years ago

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Reader w/ wings headcanons(Markiplier Alter Egos)

ty @fancybootm for the request!

A/N: i just did all of them. every-all-everyone. Except Yandereplier, Silver Shepard, Ed Edgar... maybe others I’m not aware of at the moment... I tried to stick with a certain number of egos, but my hands just... they just kept moving. It is 11:00 pm when im writing this ya boy is TIRED. there are 1.6k words. It seems longer than it is bc bullet points. Bear with me. You can find the egos that you want easily. The reader is gender neutral. i am so sorry if this is not what you meant lol. on the bright side this is a good reference for all the egos i am open to writing for(also maybe others idk) so uh im keeping it enjoy. I’ll say... a T rating for cursing and also a bit of violence but literally like 20 words. mentions of injury. that’s it.

Requests are open!

Y/N(reader) with wings hcs

No one knows what the fuck you are, not even you

Ya got wings. That’s it.

Are you an angel? A faery? A phoenix? Who knows

You woke up one day in a forest remembering nothing

But you had wings

And then you got shot with an arrow

You ran away and hid in a cave

Darkiplier spends most of his time around you studying you

To see what you could possibly be

He still doesn’t know

He’s settled for calling you a “cryptid”

He’s slightly annoyed with the feathers you leave around the manor

He won’t tell you bc you can’t control that and it’d be rude

You read together in his study on occasion

You sit on the floor bc your wings get uncomfortable in chairs

In sympathy, he also sits on the floor

You think it’s sweet

You told him so and he sputtered out a “shut up and read your book”

He’s fairly fond of you

You’re good company to keep around

Wilford was the one who found you

He was walking through the forest, as one does, when he saw GIANT feathers

Naturally, he followed them

He found you in a cave with an arrow in your shoulder

He took you back to the manor and patched you up

He begged Dark to keep you there

He promised not to kill anybody for a month

He made it 15 days, which is a record

He’s very protective of you, not letting you out a lot since uh… hunters

You are his Sweet Little Songbird, light of his life, wind in his sails,

if anything happens to you he will kill everyone in the manor and then himself

He helps you preen a lot

His hands are very gentle, surprisingly

He spends the most time with you out of everyone

You play games, talk(well, he talks to you), and just hang out

He loves and adores you with his whole heart

Actor tolerates you, or so he says

He’s jealous of your wings

HE’S supposed to be the mysterious, sexy one!

But ok, yeah, you’re pretty interesting

He uses you in short films sometimes bc… well… wings

There are alot of things you can do with wings, surprisingly

He took you out into town one night

He shoved the wings under a thick jacket

You guys bought some clothes and food

He cut holes in the clothes for your wings, grumbling about a “waste of money” and “you never go out anyway”

but he enjoyed spending a bit of time with you

Wilford nearly killed him(again) when he found out

He likes venting to you bc you just nod without really listening

As I said, you’re good company

Yancy thinks you’re nice

He felt a bit… threatened at first

Ya got WINGS, of course he’s cautious

But they are very pretty

And he likes to use you in choreography

People always comment on how realistic the wings are as Yancy leads you away

You don’t judge him for killing his parents, he likes that about you

You don’t know. You could’ve done something bad. You don’t remember

He likes cuddling bc you wrap your wings around him and he feels safe

He also helps you preen… sometimes…

He’s… really bad at it...

You like listening to him sing

He sings you lullabies at night

You’re very close

Illinois is very fascinated with you

He’s convinced you’re a fairy

He’s seen quite a few of those

You tell him you don’t know, and he goes “a LiKeLy StOrY”

He likes drawing you

You’re very angelic

“Oh, maybe an angel then…” He says, like an idiot

He takes you with him on a few adventures to fly him over pits and stuff

He’d never admit it but he has a… THING about heights

It’s called a phobia, you egotistic maniac

You try to help him with it

You never get that far off the ground before he’s screaming to be put down

He appreciates the effort

He gives you things he finds on adventures that are pretty or remind him of you

He infodumps to you about curses, and archaeology, and adventuring, etc.

Magnum is uh… well, he’s Magnum

He figures you’d be useful out at sea

You can find nearby land, ships, or treasure by flying, of course

He didn’t take into account the fact that you don’t really… fly that often.

So it turned into you just stretching your wings instead of looking for loot

Once you fell overboard

Everyone was like “eh, they can fly, it’s fine”

Then they realized that you probably can’t since your wings might be wet

Magnum LEAPED into the fuckin water and THREW you back on

He doesn’t take you on the sea as much anymore

sometimes you talk about life, treasure, love, y'know the usual

He’s very Father Figure-ly

Bim isn’t sure how to feel about you

You are a person. With wings. What’s he supposed to do about that

He’s friends with Wil, so has to tolerate you at least.

He tries to make conversation, but it doesn’t always go as well as it could

You don’t have much to talk about, and some of his topics worry you

Mostly you two just kinda… exist in the same general area

Sometimes he’ll discuss what he should do on his show

You don’t have many ideas

But you’ve gotten an idea of what it is, and sometimes give a suggestion or two

He appreciates you for that

He tried to get you on the show once but Wilford refused

You kinda wanted to, but whatever

You’ll hang out sometimes too

He’s very entertaining, he has to be

Eric is kind of scared

Not that you’ll hurt him, that he’ll hurt you

That happens a lot to people he likes…

He eventually starts hanging out around you

You don’t ask bad questions, and you distract him from his dad

He talks about animals with you a lot, and how he wanted a farm

You bought a cowboy hat and gave it to him and he cried

You also gave him a stuffed cow one day

He hugged you for a long time

You two cuddle a lot bc the boy needs SAFETY and SECURITY

You wuv each other(platonically or otherwise)

Dr. Iplier doesn’t bother you, mostly

He appreciates that you keep to yourself

He has his work, that’s what he’s focused on

Sometimes he’ll see you when you try to find Wilford or get some food

He tries to get a good look at you without looking suspicious

It doesn’t work, he always falls over

He once gave you a “physical”

It was mostly to just figure out what you were

You seemed mostly human based on the results

But goddammit you had WINGS

They had their own function but were sort of like an add-on to your body

He was slightly disappointed you weren’t gonna… turn into a whole bird

You tolerate each other

Google fuckin’ hates you

He’s completely perplexed by you

Which he is never because he is the most intelligent being on the planet

So he assumed he could figure out what you were

Turns out google fucking sucks at figuring out things people don’t already know

So he hates you. Like a lot

He’s tried to kill you multiple times

But his objective is to destroy MANKIND

You are not included in that

BECAUSE HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE!!!

Also Wilford almost killed him for it

So yeah he just kinda hates you

You’ve tried to get along with him but he just wouldn’t

He finally talked to you when Bing called him a little bitch

Still hates you, but can tolerate your existence now

Bing fuckin’ adores you

You are just wonderful to him

You can FLY??!! You have WINGS???!!!!!

You don’t really care that he is an artificial BEING????!!!!!!!!

You’re perfect

He does Sick Tricks™ to try to impress you

They never do

You appreciate the effort

You don’t see him a lot, but when you to it’s very entertaining

He taught you how to skateboard

You kinda sucked but he’s very supportive

He likes just hanging around you

It’s the only time he ever chills the fuck out

Everyone’s thankful to you for that

Your entire dynamic is “what if... i put... my minecraft bed... next to yours? haha just kidding... unless?”

The Host doesn’t really care about the wings??

I mean, he can’t see them, so… what’s the big deal

You appreciate that

He still does the uh… narration thing… with real people…

The stories end better now

You convinced him to make the stories end better

You sat with him to make SURE the stories end better

He also started writing novels recently

You help with plot and character development

He appreciates that

The Jims… don’t really care about you

I mean you’re interesting, of course

But they physically Cannot get a clear picture of you

Even if you agree to sit still, it just doesn’t happen

It is always, ALWAYS blurry

They eventually give up and leave you alone

They do spend a bit of time with you

You help them with demon episodes sometimes

You don’t do much, but they like the emotional support

King of the Squirrels is… well, he’s him

He doesn’t… he doesn’t do much

He hangs out with his squirrels. That’s pretty much it.

You just started hanging out with him one day

He didn’t mind

You two feed the squirrels while sitting by a tree

He lets you wear his crown sometimes

He draws his squirrels, and lets you see the pictures

He teaches you how to draw them

You two don’t talk, really

You just sit. And hang out.

He doesn’t really smile, but you can tell when he’s happy with you

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goblinconceivable · 4 years ago

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oh ffs, i have feels but also head exploded

So basically someone liked a story I wrote a million years ago and mostly forgotten about, and when that happens I often reread the thing. (I can’t be the only one who does that...) Can’t say I’ve thought about Alex/Izzie since I wrote it, couldn’t even tell you when I stopped watching the show, though I think it was before her cancer.

Anyway I infected myself with feels for them again. And I dig the style I was using, 1+1 started a third chapter for funsies and should have stopped there. Because I did some reading and watched some clips and it’s all too much and when that happens I meta.

Usual mishmash, structure desired but no work put into achieving it. Classic brain dump.

Okay, fundamentals first. I am for now ignoring how Izzie/KH left the show. Because they had to exit her somehow and I’m sure Shonda was pissed at her, (or was leaving the door open for her return but I doubt it.) Haven’t seen it, if I needed to I could work it into my conception of their whole arc, but since I’m more critically hung up before that point, not worrying about it.

What’s got me messed up is that RIGHT AFTER Izzie promised to not go crazy, she... went crazy. Like, WTF was that about? I get that GA is all about the soapy drama, that is why I stopped watching. First couple seasons: brilliant. Downhill from there. But two things:

1) We never get to see these two happily together. One hot second and bam.*** Every. Time. Shonda allowed it for Meredith and Derek, but in my brain other couples got it for periods of time at the least. But these two, nope. And know what? THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FASCINATING TO WATCH. I could delve into this and might swing back around but trying to hit highlights.

2) It set them on two different storylines instead of one. And Izzie got the short stick. Yes I can see how it works on paper, but not on screen. There are limits to the visual medium and limits to how much screen time they were given, which pretty much destroy the ability to nuance something this complex.

a) Izzie’s in her own world dealing with a ghost and is basically in two relationships at once (mental note to look for parallels with Alex’s exit and Jo v Izzie.) Except one’s a dream and the other is a reality that is still developing, yet she can’t give attention to. She has to fight every time to be there for Alex in the real world, and we don’t really get to explore her struggle. It often just looks like distraction and distance and him being second right after she firmly laid out that she cares about him.

b) Alex is in a relationship and is super happy and excited and wants the perfection he’s dreamed about to be real so much he’s overlooking everything that’s off. In his own little dream world I guess, but like, the whole thing skews into this being the story of Alex while Izzie is wandering in circles somewhere over in that direction, all serving the purpose of advancing exploration and development of Alex’s character. When did KH ask to be let out? If it was after this point, Shonda svcks. I mean, it is cool to watch him really blossom, but since he’s doing it under his own steam I’m left with a bad taste in my mouth. Because he’s not really in a real relationship. I want to see him get that, I want to see it for real.

***What IS interesting, I’ll admit, is that when they’re not together, they’re beautiful. Which is most of the time, so they gave me that. I’m a massive fan of the bittersweet, the star crossed, the never-quite-on-the-same-page, the nuance, the “it’s a deeper connection, a deeper love than just romance.” Thank gosh, it is time for excited thoughts. Because there is a strong friendship and mutual reliance and helping each other grow, pushing and giving hard truths and encouragement, and yes romance is woven through this but not the genesis and used more in terms of nudging everything along the path.

I love that Alex basically imprints on Izzie. I love that he loves her the whole time. But he’s willing to step back. He may get jealous and resentful and petty and scared and mean. But those are natural human emotions, Izzie gets them too, and they’re fundamental to his character and through those things he learns and grows. Izzie doesn’t make him. She entices him. Yeah, often directs him, especially at first. But at some point he’s growing on his own, in fits and starts, in reaction to his own emotions.

For example, when Izzie tells him she slept with George, he gets pissed, but also admits why pretty readily. And he tells her the truth, remarkably straightforwards. He reaches out to her a lot. And she turns him aside a lot. And he keeps loving. Even if romance is off the table. He runs after her a lot. Sits next to her when she’s upset a lot. Is understanding a lot. He’s different with her, and look I’m a fangirl, it’s a trope, I swallow bait line and hook. Which should be bait hook and line if my vague understanding of fishing is correct. I fished once, with safety implements, and still cried even as they removed the fish and popped it back into the water. (Okay I just reread to sort out where I’d gotten too and it’s hook line and sinker. Statistically someone will probably read this someday, you have my full permission to laugh at me. Anyway...)

The quintessential moment, the revved to 100, of course being when Izzie is clinging to a dead Denny. They’re all standing around. No one even looks surprised with jilted Alex talks to her. In a really caring way. And this is still fairly early on, wasn’t watching anything but their scenes but this had to be rare sight eh? (Mebbe?) And then he picks her up and sits down holding her and she clings and cries and like symbolism and could essay that but not going to right now because the broad relevant stroke is that Alex loves Izzie selflessly. And this is the pinpoint core of why I can buy his ending, because he can’t NOT love Izzie. I don’t think he even wants to stop. Though he can set it down in his heart and let her go and doesn’t pine. But he never stops loving her and it’s so many kinds of love imperfectly yet perfecly forged.

Forged. But also born. Stars uncrossed. I have emotions without words and if I try I’ll never get out of it to move on, so moving on.

(Oh, George telling Alex to talk to Izzie because she won’t talk to him about whatever it was. Isn’t is crazy that Izzie’s emotional squishy bestie goes to the emotionally stunted bad boy to help her because... it’s an understanding of the two-way Izzie/Alex bond, but also this crazy trust that Alex will show up.)

I love that Izzie isn’t blind to his faults, truly doesn’t like his faults, but has eternal faith for who he is and can be. She always saw him as someone with walls, once she stumbled on a lose stone and got a glimpse inside. She knows. She doesn’t always understand, but she knows.

Slight divergence from that line of thought, but its a great moment when they get together and he’s fairly transparently trying to make sure they’re in a committed relationship by dangling other women in front of her, and she’s a little ticked that he seems to be taking it rudely casually. Probably a bit of insecurity, but I’d say more that she has a long history of not reading him from the perspective of him loving her. Ie, 100% not recognizing that telling him about sleeping with George would hurt him. And doesn’t get it until he comes in and he’s dropped the swagger and it’s a “I know I’m doing something wrong and I don’t know how to do it right so help me” thing.

(Random memories of Sloan/Don from The Newsroom when she’s crying on the floor and Don comes in a sits next to her. I wuvs them too.)

I love that she openly leans on him, when he offers support she takes it. She doesn’t ask why, she accepts it and leans into it and is open to it because she trusts him because she knows him. The bits where she hates him tend to fall out of romantic issues, but when that’s removed from the equation they’re in sync. And the thing is, just as caring is fundamental to Alex’s nature, trust is fundamental to Izzie’s. And those two things weave into each other. Kinda like rats and the food button. When Alex reaches out Izzie she honestly accepts it, a “reward.” So he’s comfortable doing it again, and again. And when she does rebuff him he’s seen rewards come out enough that he doesn’t just scatter. And when Izzie trusts him, he rewards her with gentleness and care. She has the rougher time of it overall, because Alex is more screwed up emotionally, and breaks her trust more often than she rebuffs him, but that’s where Alex’s constant love comes in. But I cannot recall enough critical moments to have a cohesive proof, so I could be a little off base.

In my head Alex has always loved Izzie more than Izzie loves him, but I think my memory was unfair. There is a real constancy to Izzie’s affection, though I don’t think she imprinted on Alex as he did on her. She’s a different person, loves differently, has different issues. But my longstanding impression is mostly because of Denny. Who she truly did love, though the qualities of that love deserve exploration which I will not at this time attempt. And Denny loved her. The whole “side loves along the way” being a trope. Though usually “it ended in death/deathlike state” is given to the man and so THANK YOU SHONDA. Thinking of classics like Jane Eyre and Rebecca though I think both were actually crazypants first wives. And I do think female character’s side guys have a habit of dying, but it tends to feel more like a plot point to shut the door on continued love, whereas Denny remains a part of Izzie’s life.

At any rate, despite superficial similarities, Alex doesn’t hit the trope because his crazypants relationship wasn’t ever really about the woman: yep Alex got Rebecca, and Rebecca was crazypants, and it was a plot point to get him to the crying. Rebecca wasn’t love. It was never love. BUT

She DID, in every way, highlight what needed to be highlighted. 1) That he desperately wants a family. 2) that caring for someone, not just about them, is fundamental to him, (and ties neatly into him caring for Izzie all those sitting on the floor conversations.) and c) it’s not entirely healthy. Which is ALSO why thrusting his new happy relationship with Izzie into caregiver role is insensitive and undermines the relationship because it only makes sense if we got to see them both happy in the relationship first. And then we can see the quality of his caregiving change. But we didn’t. So bugger it.

I do LOVE how they let almost the whole next season play out he fallout of all that. Something taken slowly! We got to explore it. Did feel a bit drawn out tbh. But it just emphasizes the weight of it, I guess. Especially as it was a subplot amongst 100 others. This was their development for the season. Which was mostly Alex. But Izzie’s reactions revealed some things about her as well. Majorly dancing around laying it out for a close look and I don’t know why.

Favourite moment? Maybe Izzie putting her hand on Alex’s chest when he’s freaking out and telling him to stop, he doesn’t need to say any more. Because he’s trying to convince her of something, and she understands. And the trying to convince is shredding him, and she knows that. It’s a very loving and accepting “stop.” She’d already taken charge of the situation, for the good of the patient. She’d already taken charge because she knew Alex couldn’t handle it, he was too deep in something to see clearly. And she’s still in charge. She doesn’t break down and cry for him, or try to comfort him, he’s been thrown back into childhood and PTSD might literally be at play and what he needs, and she understands, is someone he can trust, who’s calm and gentle but strong and solid, to say it’s okay. It’s going to be okay. You don’t have to carry this on your own. We have it now. Because when we’re little and in over our heads what we want and what we need is an adult to take the burden. And still the physical contact is comforting, her tone of voice reassuring. She creates a space where he can feel safe and heard.

Ugh, rewatching, and we’re watching him literally devolve. Stages of grief ya’ll. He’s using every tactic to try and get what he thinks he needs: being able to take care of Rebecca. He’s in denial that anything is wrong. He gets angry when Izzie grabs him, to the point of threatening to hit her (though it’s fighting words and not real threat, and Izzie totally knows that.) He dives into bargaining. She’ll be okay if he can take care of her. He can do it. He tries to convince her it’s true.

By the time he gets home it’s depression. Not just Rebecca, but about his mom. And Izzie approaches him differently. In the hospital it was immediate and she was “in charge,” and needed to be in all facets, but at home, with the situation taken care of, she’s a friend. An equal. Which is what he needs right now. His sticking point later is the crying, so I kinda wonder how he’d react just to having told her about taking care of his mom as a kid. Right at the start he told that kid about his dad, (dad beating up his mom and him beating up his dad) while Izzie was within listening distance and didn’t seem fussed. But it’s ultimately a story about him being manly and protecting his mom physically. Which would be why it’s several seasons in before this crops up - waaay more intimate information. Probably all lumped into one, with the crying as shorthand. And mostly that his past is a fact, it’s his emotions he wants to keep private and deny.

He clearly did try to drown his emotions with sex. I’m not sure it would have worked with a random girl because he’s way too close to crying to do much of anything. And obviously doesn’t work with Izzie because sex is apparently emotional intimacy and I guess comfort for men moreso than women, but it plays out as a desperate attempt to get comfort in a safer way. Bargaining again, I suppose. “Have sex and will be fine tomorrow.” But, as noted, he doesn’t get that far because it’s too heavy and he rather quickly is just sobbing.

Which is a lovely parallel to holding Izzie while she cried on him after Denny died. Though Izzie had no qualms and no massive emotional recoil because emotions and vulnerability are normalized for females Izzie is a particularly emotional person. And an inverse of all the times Izzie is an emotional wreck and Alex sits down besides her and offers her support and understanding.

Could also argue that Izzie just saying “I’m sorry... About Rebecca. And your mom” - it’s an emotionally intimate moment. Of understanding. She’s acknowledging the two situations, and isn’t trying to do anything about them, explain or push or anything else. Just make him feel understood and not alone and sex is the way he can respond to that. How to process that in a way that feels manly to him? Also notably Izzie does seem to be going with it, and it’s aborted because he starts sobbing. And is still saying “Please” which is amazing, because he totally was never asking Izzie to just sleep with him. He wants to make it stop - the pain, emotions, probably reliving memories. But also... stages of grief. He needs to feel it, so he can accept it. He really just needs to cry, and grieve, and not be alone.

And it’s like... this is where their love story feels epic because it would look so different if they didn’t have all the levels and layers of love. Take out the romantic/sexual aspect. Take out the friendship. The trust. The family. Take out anything and this can’t play out.

Who didn’t love moments like Alex explaining to Bernedette Peters that men sometimes need to protect their manliness in the eyes of the woman they love. And they’ll do shit things to protect that manliness, but it’s because they care. Which is obviously idiotic and while romantic on screen is very much not so in real life, but this is fiction so hey ho. It’s such a wonderful foil. Because the situation here was not that Alex took his pain elsewhere to protect Izzie’s opinion, but that Alex completely and for a long time shut Izzie out to protect his manliness, which is entirely counterproductive but the only option he could see. He minimizes his experience as a “bad night.” (I mean, if you remove all the adjectives, he’s not wrong.) He’s protecting his own sense of manliness to himself. He doesn’t like feeling that vulnerable. He let Izzie get too close. He’s afraid. It’s all a tangle. And it pays off when they come back together and he’s willing to be more vulnerable, almost, and then enthusiastically, happy to be.

*But it does reference when he slept with Olivia when he failed his boards. So yeah, he’s done it literally too.

Backing up a step to revisit season 5. And actually they start out close. They’re all out in the cold waiting to greet patients and Alex grabs a blanket for her. He’s not irritated that Izzie keeps asking how he’s doing, just obviously in a bit of personal denial. And they’re totally messing around and lighthearted and look at each other with their heads really close and it begs some questions about the interim, though I guess they just haven’t talked about it deeper than “are you okay.” And per the Izzie/Meredith convo I guess they didn’t continue having sex (probably didn’t have sex that night either). Though the way Izzie looks at him as he leaves, she’s totally concerned that he’s not dealing with it.

Ah yes, forgot - so they just kept his breakdown unremarked upon, the superficial checking in is situational because Rebecca is a fact. They don’t talk about it, it’s fine. Pretending it did not happen. But it’s as soon as Alex thinks Izzie told Meredith about it that it goes pear shaped. It’s funny that his issue is the crying and he’s the one that told Meredith, but thematically Izzie saying “he’s opening up to me” is sorta the same. Also awww that even as she labels them friends, there’s this little glow inside her that they got closer. Emotional intimacy, what’s life without it eh?

So also 100% it’s high on Alex’s mind. That he did it, and so too that Izzie could betray him and tell others. Their relationship is so beautifully fragile in that short interim. It’s this little bubble where he’s okay that he was vulnerable with Izzie because she accepted it and isn’t making a big deal about it. And he does feel super close to her. But he can’t take anyone else seeing him in a non-manly light. For himself, and it works in terms of Izzie too if it’s an inside/outside situation. I’m a bit stuck and going in circles. If Izzie tells, then Izzie isn’t taking it seriously? Doesn’t understand him? I don’t think he’s even angry at her, if he looks weak to others then she’ll come to see him as weak? Halp, stuck.

Also so, I’ve seen it remarked upon that Izzie tends to forgive Alex when she maybe shouldn’t. But part of forgiveness can come from understanding the other person. Doesn’t have to be, especially for little stuff. But for big stuff?

Oh, and so weird but kinda cool that right after that rather self-aware conversation with Peters, he specifically lets Izzy see him with another woman. Were those scenes meant to be inverted? Or is he going into this eyes wide open? Trying to prove something? He’s hurting her though, is it intentional? Because cheating, by nature, is secretive, your person doesn’t know so you’re not hurting them directly, though of course when they find out it blows up. But the intention to wound is not there, it’s an escape. Proving that he’s really fine and back to his old self? They are not sleeping together so this isn’t cheating.

And even after that Izzy just shrugged it off. Popped in to tell him they maybe are getting kicked out, tries to get an apartment with him. She’s holding on to their closeness and friendship, despite him being prickly. And then... he smacks her or whatever they were doing which is back to flirty, and not meaningful but notably guides her out of the elevator before him. Though her barb about STD did hit him. Maybe he was trying to figure out how to stop being rude at her, and her continued friendliness was bufffer space until he could? He does say hello at the end, but who was she talking to about having no one?

It does bring up an interesting insight. It is true bout not something I thought about, that Izzie could be lonely, and actually does get as much out of their relationship as Alex ever did. They are incredibly close. And I think George might be married at this point, and thus no longer her “person”?

And then into the cryptic speak about them, while the father/son organ musical chair thing was happening. He’s looking over his shoulder at her, glances up, unspoken words yadda yadda. Follows her out into the hall when she leaves. The freeze out is shorter than I remember, but look, they kinda always keep communicating because freeze outs do not feel right. And I’ve moved to a blow by blow but Alex is trying to talk profession, and Izzie doublespeaks the “emotionally stunted” and he physically recoils and stutters like “yeah but no, that’s not what we’re talking about” and yet is now there and talking about them too. “Okay, ... I”m trying to be- I am, but this” WHAT is he trying to be/is??? Trying to not be emotionally stunted. Is emotionally stunted (or doubling down on trying?)

This is just such a beautiful conversation. Because Izzie IS emotional and caring but she has a mean backhand. Pettiness, ultimatum, she can smack back as hard as anyone smacks her. And she’s coming from a totally reasonable place, because he’s going hot and cold on her. And you can see that it affects him, and that falls out from that same pattern where he’s trying to tell her somehing and she’s not putting in a ton of effort to figure out what he’s saying, but is focused on her own needs and thoughts. ‘Cuz she’s hearing something like “give it up, you’re not going to get what you want out of me.” And he’s trying to say “I’m afraid I can’t be what you need, because I svck, please don’t make me try and fail.”

And they’re convo through parallels continues, Izzie calls Alex broken and is like “okay I do it your way my caring for you is pointless and it’s all fine.” Dad calls for son while kinda dying. I know they claimed different thought process but didn’t Alex call for Izzie when he was shot? And the payout from the series of exchanges: Alex is yelling at his standin to just step up and show he cares. With a hefty does of potential regret. It’s a 180, hoping that the kid does love his day, as well as getting emotionally invested. His relationship with his father isn’t mentioned, not sure if it’s meant to play into this, because he has previously acknowledged that he regrets losing his father completely.

(But then 10 seconds later she’s going to go crazy and by avoiding treatment it’s kinda like trying to kill herself and just... poor taste writers, poor taste.)

Cue a moment where Izzie knows what he’s trying to say and rewards it.

Enter Izzie being a little obtuse, I know I covered this but ending my personal cannon with them getting together - Alex literally says “are we going steady.” He’s literally saying “you tell me yes or no, and I will do that.” Of course he’s trying to say “I don’t know if you’re serious and I want to be please clarify and reassure” but one of those literal ones should have been enough. But then Izzie does always push him, not always intentionally, to be a little more direct, a little more vulnerable, trust her a little more. And the result is sooooo adorable!

And brings to mind when Izzie was trying to ask him out for the first time. And it went a tiny bit screwy and Alex flips it and asks her out.

There’s just so much awesome. *sobs* And there’s probably awesome in the cancer storyline too but I do not feel I can trust it and also it’s going to run full into Izzie being lame and leaving and all character development out the window? And I DO NOT want to see her trying to come back and Alex saying No. Because what will I see in the middle that gets them there? They always say yes. Eventually. And season 16 when JC is leaving the show is a bit on the long side, even if I ignore the details of the intervening years.

Throwing everything at the wall and maybe I’ll be done with dumping or can at least refine things. It’s the little speech I’ve only read and don’t want to hear bcause not sure how he did his line-read, but when he describes how he imagines Izzie’s life. In how much detail, how much he wants for her, what he knows she’s capable of building. He’s saying it to Jo and I’m uncomfortable with the idea he loves her, even if the letter to her does leak a “love you, in love with Izzie,” and I’m fine with Izzie loving Denny and don’t find it a problem Jo is still alive because I don’t see Alex going back but the thing where if he looks her in the eye he won’t return to Izzie and the kids is upsetting. And it’s just the kids and insta-family which is enticing. I mean, he’s not going to tell wife he’s leaving that he’s always loved his ex in a different way or anything. But he’s also not lying. He does mention to Meredith that he can’t go back to Seattle. He’d stay with Jo then out of... ? Halp. The best I got is he’s currently in a dream and if he goes back to his life, where he was happy, then he’ll lose the dream and it will disappear on him?

Slightly nicer is the elsewhere expressed (Meredith) idea that he’d set Izzie as unreachable. Thus, in line with what he told Jo, he didn’t want to contact her because he didn’t want to make it worse for himself, and his happiness comparison was completely excluding himself from the possibility of being part of Izzie’s life. It’s all happiness of them individually, not together. But yes, he always wanted to reach out, wanted to hear her voice and he never had an excuse? No excuse but curiousity, and that wasn’t enough to take a chance, but this was an excuse and he took it.

And the idea that he knows the right thing is to stay in Seattle, and being with Izzie and the kids is crazy, but it’s what makes him happiest, where he belongs. Meredith’s letter read first, so in that light, he’s overexplaining to Jo. Also exposition. References that conversation about his mental picture of Izzie, which I think was in the context of Jo questioning his feelings for Izzie. It scared him because... ? He focuses on the kids. It’s a little at odds with doing this for him, and a little suddenly ignoring the fact that he’s In Love with Izzie and I guess his mental image for Izzie was also his dream life and he gave it to her. Though where he thought her kids came from is possibly an oversight. Adoption?

Because it makes it sound like he’s torn between new and old love but the old love has is kids and wins. It’s a free pass to perfection. But he imagined a “whole life” for her, which is a massive investment opf time and emotional energy on someone he hasn’t seen in forever. I mean thinking well for an ex is al well and good but this sounds a bit beyond that, where she’s not a part of his life but a part of HIS life, believing she’s okay makes everything okay.

I am also willing to take up arms and claim that “I can’t look you in the eye because I wouldt be able to walk away...” doesn’t mean walk away from Jo, but walk away from Izzie. But that’s kinda tenuous. It just... it sounds like if he sees Jo he won’t be able to leave her, which puts her above Izzie (and even the kids, though he can still be in their lives) and that contradicts other statements, or at least their implications .

Though fair point that there’s a metric of who you’ll give up everything for. Izzie would for Denny. In a sense, I hear Meredith got her back in the Seattle hospital and she declined out of respect for Alex’s feelings. So in a way she gave up her life for Alex. And never reached out to him but did respond when he did. She picked up the phone. Maybe not knowing who it was, or they all kept their own phones. And Alex gave it all up for Izzie+kids. I want to know he’d give it all up for Izzie alone, and the life they could have had.

Or is it that he wouldn’t be able to leave Jo because, as noted to Meredith, it’s the right thing to stay in Seattle. And he’s become a man who does the right thing. And sometimes the right thing isn’t what we truly want, and to get that we have to be selfish. He one perfect thing is in Kansas. And it’s the family. It’s a family with Izzie. And his kids. It’s the whole package. If it wasn’t Izzie, the kids wouldn’t be enough? Also indicates that even with Jo was not exactly where he should be.

I’m also going with “some clues in various directions to satisfy various viewers but really offending most of them because this is all 10 years ago and people are newer viewers or forgot or hated Izzie when she left etc.” But preponderance of evidence leans in favour of this choosing what makes him happiest over what makes him happy.

ETA: he has a life for Izzie in his head because if she’s not happy, he can’t leave her where she is. He sees her as an optimist, the opposite of him and good things happen when you lean in that direction. He imagines her somewhere woody because that’s where they lived when they were married.

ETA2: Izzie didn’t notice Alex wanted to be exclusive. Because Izzie sees the good in him, but she doesn’t try to justify or explain things. She takes him at face value (mostly, she knows superficial crabbiness is just an unpleasant personality trait.) Until/unless she has very good evidence to he contrary. And THAT is why he has to take an active role and go to her. He does have to work for the relationship.

(Briefly skipped to a scene in season 6 (avoiding that season) and he actually says “I can’t be your nurse” which is so much character growth. Because I was afraid he’d gone full out into caregiver mode, which is not healthy for either of them. He’s protecting himself, but also pushing her to face up.)

CODAS

Watched Alex calling for/hallucinating Izzie when shot. Maybe it’s a Miranda thing? After freaking out right after she died, about how he can’t live without her, his breakup speech was essentially about how he realized he could survive without her. He doesn’t need her like that. And he was really hurt by the really shitty thing she did, leaving him. Thus valid conclusion that they should part ways and he’s not caught in the love/hate. But at some point after that, per hallucination conversation, he really wants her to... come back for him. To love him enough to not be able to stay away and come back for him it’s funny because the best way for her to love him was the respect his wishes and not come back. I mean she doesn’t even say anything after he asks that.

Interesting point “we married...” It’s a promise. He starts with “I’m sorry.” His breakup speech to her - rehearsed? He’s speaking from love and hate all blended and I think he’s a lot more honest and self aware, and he’s almost always been honest with Izzie. So his dying speech was also fear based? He’s scared, he’s in shock, like, physical shock. To when is his mind taking him? It’s natural to have regrets after a painful but necessary breakup. It’s been months but that’s still recent enough. So on the whole, inconclusive except yeah, he isn’t over her, but he admits during their breakup that he loves her “so much.”

Also love his “frozen together in time... and now we’re not.” They’ve both grown and changed, and so has their relationship, but there connection hasn’t. That hasn’t changed.

So back to his Izzie speech, which is meaningful intentionally as in 300th episode, where years later he was wondering still about her, enough to create a good life for her. A happy, rich and full life. He imagines it clearly and deeply enough to add smell to it. Smell is heavily linked to memory and emotion.

As happy as he is with Jo. Maybe it’s contentment? Something missing for each of them but not something he consciously knows? Meh. Back to frozen. He has an image, a full rich image of her and her life. It’s immersive but static, a snapshot. And the him who looks at that snapshot is the same him over time.

Letter to Meredith. “It’s about me.” Which is sorta back to breakup speech. It was about him, ending the relationship. He didn’t deserve to be left. And this is about him, not leaving Izzie+kids. There’s movement and beauty in this.

Meredith/Alex talking true love. So I’m torn. Jo refused his proposal, and the question is if you only get one true love. Did he think Jo was a true love, and if she refuses him it’s not? Or is he hoping that true love happens after they’re married? Given the constancy of his love for Izzie, from fairly early on, even if he didn’t call it that at the time I’m pretty sure it’s indisputedly much earlier than marriage, and she turned him down all the time, which would forestall true love worse, right? Can’t say as I’m not watching any Jo/Alex, cannot will not no need don’t gotta.

#alex x izzie #grey's anatomy #brain dump #meta #why couldn't i just leave well enough alone #and mess around with a vignette for funsies and a writing exercise #and not actually look at canon #because now i have feels #and am confused #and there are barriers to my feels #but it's okay i will live in my own little AU #and remember and know more than i did #given it was many many many years ago #i mean over 13 #right after season 4 started #izzex

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magioftheseas · 5 years ago

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Can’t Even Trust

Summary: In which Ouma is annoyed that a certain luminary is friendly with a murderer.

Rating: PG

Warnings: None, really?

Notes: I rewatched a bit of dragon maid, which you can tell. I just thought it’d be neat to apply this sort of thinking to Ouma but within the context of v3, it’s kinda...complicated? What am I even trying to say... Guest-starring Kaede because I wuv her. Yes I could’ve written this in the canonverse bUT THEN KAEDE WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN THERE SO FUCK THAT.

***Alternate Ao3 Link***

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There are people that can be trusted and shouldn’t be trusted. It’s easy to figure out when a person shouldn’t be trusted, but when it comes to those who can be trusted, it takes a lot more time. A lot more patience. And a little bit of good will that may or may not be deserved. It takes a lot that, realistically, you wouldn’t be able to give every single person.

It’s both easier and more practical to just not trust people at all than to dance around the idea. Giving trust freely is just way too reckless and stupid, especially under certain circumstances.

It’s no wonder, then, that Momota-chan is so goddamn annoying.

Seriously you go through all the trouble of revealing that someone’s a merciless assassin—something that someone with any amount of reason would want to avoid and it still doesn’t stop the astronomical idiot from getting close anyway.

“It’s probably because he wants to bang her,” Iruma offered ever helpfully, which just made him sour even more.

“Well, trusting is good, right?” Gonta asked ever innocently, which nearly made him bite off his own lip in frustration.

“Yeah, it’s pretty worrying,” Akamatsu agreed, to which Ouma instantly perked up.

“You get it!” he exclaimed. “It doesn’t make any sense at all! Of all the people to want to associate with, why the killer girl?!”

“Mm...” Akamatsu pursed her lips. “Well... Harukawa-san was forced into it, wasn’t she?”

“So? It’s not like she feels bad. She threatens death to anyone who even slightly inconveniences her.” He let out a sob. “Akamatsu-chaaan, just the other day! She strangled me half to death! I was so scared! I really thought that was the end for me!”

“I remember, I was there,” was her terse reply. “So you’re not lying about that...although I distinctly recall you laughing at the time, Ouma-kun.”

“Haven’t you ever heard of a brave front?!” He wailed into his hands. “It was an act! All an act! I just didn’t want to give away how frightened I really was! And Momota-chan, he...he...!”

He had separated them. He had given that killer a strange kind of look, and right when Ouma was about to hide a smile against the other’s back, Momota still offered that murderer his hand.

What an utter moron.

“You’re worried about him,” Akamatsu said. “I mean, I’m not a detective like Saihara-kun, but... It is pretty obvious, y’know.”

With his hand still buried in his hands, Ouma frowned.

“It’s honestly not that. That kind of recklessness could get more than just him killed, y’know.”

Akamatsu hummed. Even that’s a musical sound, befitting the Ultimate Pianist.

“Well, even if it’s difficult... Maybe trust that Momota-kun can reach her?”

Trust him? Is that some kind of joke?

When he checked, Akamatsu looked pretty serious. He couldn’t understand that at all. He really waited for the other shoe to drop, for her brave face to break and for her to confess fear and uncertainty like any other normal person would in this situation. But it doesn’t. She doesn’t. And she’s hard to read.

And he actually kind of liked her a little. How disappointing.

“Okay!” he chirped, so sickeningly cheerful it almost made himself gag. “If anyone can do it, it’s Momota-chan! You’re absolutely right!”

Akamatsu’s expression does strain. He doesn’t feel any satisfaction, however. Not in a situation like this.

“Just trust!” he repeated, laughing. “I’ll just trust him!”

What a shit fucking joke.

And thus, he’s wasting valuable nights that could be used for investigating instead making sure nothing unsavory happens between Momota and the killer girl. Mind you, if the two do start banging, he’s going to just fucking leave, Momota-chan be damned. But, they’re just exercising. Well. The murderer is doing most of it, leaving Momota and Saihara in the dust.

Oh yeah, Saihara. The actual detective.

You would think that’d be reassuring enough to get on with his own business, but for some annoying reason that Ouma couldn’t figure out, he was still there. Still watching.

Watching Momota roll over and laugh once done and watching Saihara give him a fond smile while Harukawa scoffs and rolls her eyes. Gross. It’s like they’re an actual group of friends or something.

Except who the hell would be friends with a murderer? Ouma wondered, even more irritated at the fun they were having. He has half a mind to ruin their night but he doesn’t want to give away his position and make spying on them down the line harder.

Thus, he just lets them be. Watches until Saihara’s too sore to continue and Momota declares the whole affair another success. Success for what? Something about fighting oneself?

He’s so stupid.

He thinks that, but he still lingers after the trio part and return back to their rooms. Even though Harukawa leaves first, he still watches out for Momota.

He’s so stupid it’s dangerous. Maybe he’s the one I should worry about?

Momota lingers out for a bit to watch the stars by himself. He also gets in some extra exercise, stretching out his limbs and swinging them about with his teeth gritted together in an audacious grin. He does that for a bit, but when he’s finished, he still doesn’t leave.

Instead, his head turns towards the direction that Ouma is in. Ouma stares back, positive that their eyes are meeting and challenging the other all the same. Momota glares at him. It’s confirmed.

So much so that he doesn’t bother to move as Momota marches up to him, folds his arms with a scowl, and demands, “Just what the hell are you doing, Ouma?”

“Napping.” Ouma flopped down to the ground. “Awww, you’re interrupting my beauty sleep, Momota-chan! And I was having a really good dream, too! You weren’t there.”

“I know you were spying on us!” Momota yelled, pointing at him quite rudely. “Both of my sidekicks noticed! You can’t lie your way out of this one!”

Both of them, huh? Yeah, shouldn’t have underestimated Saihara-chan, probably. Although...

“Akamatsu-chan told you, didn’t she?” he asked, his tone dulled. “Ah. Shouldn’t have trusted her at all. What a shame. She’s a traitor.”

“She just said you were worried,” Momota snapped. “Don’t twist this! Your sneaking around would’ve been found out regardless.”

It takes a lot of time and patience to trust someone. Too much that can be reasonably given to each and every individual person. And yet, this idiot...

“She lied,” Ouma said, huffing as he stood and dusted himself off. “I wasn’t worried about you at all. I was just bored. And I saw you weirdos doing weird things and I got curious.”

Momota raised an eyebrow, still glaring down at him with little patience.

“It’s part of my evil plan!” Ouma exclaimed, waving his hands. “Can’t believe you caught me, Momota-chan! I must really be losing my touch!” He cackles. “Nishishishi, you’re shaping up to be quite the formidable adversary!”

“What the hell are you talking about?” Momota just looked more annoyed. “We’re not adversaries. We’re not friends, either, but I still wouldn’t go that far.”

Someone whose thoughts and philosophies are so adverse to my own... I’m not sure what else you’d call us.

“Anyway, the sneaking around’s unnecessary anyway,” Momota went on. “If you’re that curious, you can join us. Your scrawny arms look like they could use our training.”

The dumbass had the audacity to look smug, but Ouma just twisted his body away. He folded his arms behind his head.

“I’ve got no interest in following an idiot’s orders. Being on the opposite side suits me far better.”

“Who are you calling an idiot?!”

At least it was easy to push Momota’s buttons, at least it was easy to work him up. If he could be this easily manipulated, maybe some of the danger he posed could be mitigated.

Except instead that just makes him even more annoying. So much so I want to violently shake some sense into him. Except I’m not a violent person. I’m the most peaceful person out there! The exact opposite of a murderer! Which is why Momota-chan and I can only be on opposing sides.

The silence of the night, the light breeze rustling the grass, the stars above, and Momota fuming behind him—even in such carefree moments, Ouma felt the weight of the truth and goddamn was it unpleasant.

Worrying about him is a waste of time.

True.

If he stupidly gets himself killed, it’ll be safer for all of us to be without that dangerous idiocy of his.

True.

I couldn’t care less about him.

Lie.

It’s that lie he has to cling to if he wants to keep himself sane.

“Idiot,” he repeated, because it’s the only truth that doesn’t annoy him at this moment. “I’m done. This spying was a waste of time.”

Momota huffs, but he comes close, reaching out for him. Ouma’s quick to avoid, jolting away from him. He does look back, and Momota has such a stupid, stupefied expression on his face.

“Ouma?”

Ouma just smiles.

“Have a nice night, Momota-chan.”

He’s quick to disappear, quick to retreat, back to where there’s walls upon walls between the two of them. It’s safer that way, after all, especially given how his heart is hammering.

#Magi fics #Oumota #kokichi ouma #kaito momota #Kaede Akamatsu

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simptasia · 4 years ago

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ultimate ship meme ask <3 for science trio!

ah, thank you! i’m so sorry it took me this long to respond, i didn’t mean for 2 bloody weeks to pass. i kept procrastinating or being too tired

daniel + charlotte + miles

General:

How long will they last?

eternity and then some

How quickly did/will they fall in love?

daniel @ charlotte, i’m thinking like a week or so. kinda hit him like a bullet

charlotte @ daniel, two or three weeks

daniel @ miles, somewhere from a couple of months to a year

charlotte @ miles, in living timeline didn’t happen, in limboverse, i’ll give her 3 months. and she loved him as a friend already anyways. i imagine it’s her who brings miles into the fold, allowing the sci trio to be fully realised

miles @ daniel and charlotte, oh Fuck Knows. it happens, but [shrugs]. and i like the idea that miles didn’t realise he was in love with daniel and charlotte (and sawyer and juliet) until waaay after their time together. like he falls in love with richard and then The Power Of Hindsight kinda fucks him over

(and for anybody who gets snippy saying that “a couple of weeks is too quick to fall in love!” or some shit: my bf fell in love with me in 2 weeks, and for me it took a month. so nyeh. also hurley/libby, sayid/shannon and charlie/claire)

How was their first kiss?

all of these take place in limboverse

daniel/charlotte: so i imagine this happens like right after they Remember, so emotions are running high and char is like “i’m gonna do something i should have done when we were alive” and just sorta grabs dan’s face and <3

and dan is stunned for a second and then sinks into it. you know that lovely trope of somebody being kissed and their eyes are open and then they practically melt closed from the kissy feelings. and they’re soulmates and this has been a long time coming and i feel cliche but uh, fireworks

daniel/miles: so the three of them have started Their Thing and like, they’re in a sexual relationship now but because char started this, dan is unsure about like, do him and miles do... stuff... together too? is that a thing? they were all touching each other during The Event. plus dan isn’t exactly sure how he feels about miles, but he’s been slowly getting more attracted to him over time. and also dan’s never been with a guy before. so yeah dan is overthinking things and meanwhile, miles is like “if he’s up for it, i’m down” but keeping his distance because like, it’s dan and he doesn’t know if dan is into him

that was a long build up to say, eventually the dan/miles side of the triangle does get figured out and after a moment of awkwardness dan kisses miles, tentative at first and then That Spark happens and they both get into it. at one moment miles pulls back just a bit and dan deliriously like... chases his mouth. because it turns out kissing miles is awesome. and miles notes dan’s a good kisser too, and dan isn’t even offended at the surprised in miles’ tone.

so in short, dan and miles’ first kiss went on for longer than miles expected because dan got tingly soup brain

also in both of dan’s first kisses with these two he kept his hands to himself outta 1. not thinking clearly because Mouth Things and 2. awkwardness. both char and miles had to grab dan’s hands and place them upon themselves, to remind him, you have these, please use them (there’s a line i give char: “i think you’d find i have many lovely things below my shoulders, dan”). from then on, dan is Characteristically Handsy. annnnyways!

charlotte/miles: it was very shortly after they met actually. pierre introduced them at the museum and there was attraction yes, but also this spark which they both wordlessly acknowledge. when pierre has left (just to get coffee hjjdhasa), they talk for a bit and then casually agree to go somewhere private. a coat check room. they got hit with familiarity and both of them being the type of people who have casual sex that information translated into “i’m gonna fuck this person now”

so basically their first kiss was messy, frantic, impulsive, clothes quickly being taken off, etc etc. thats how their friends with benefits thing started, even before they were friends, really. this was years ago and they became besties

Wedding:

in this set-up, it’d be dan and char getting married

Who proposed?

dan, technically but it wasn’t a surprise. marriage was something both of them discussed for a while before and char was the one who brought it up

(and here is where she jokes “you know what my mum would say about me marrying an american” and daniel gets an Awful Feeling from that)

Who is the best man/men?

well, miles, of course. richard is also one of the groomsman <3

Who is the braid’s maid(s)?

Why Weren’t You Allowed To Have Lady Friends

and besides that, most of the available women in lost have Moved On

annnnd i just remembered char has two sisters. chelsea and chloe

Who did the most planning?

char. it’s not that dan doesn’t care, it’s just she just has more preferences. patterns and colours and things like that. but they all pitch in at least a little

tho miles is the least help. at one point char holds up two swatches for bridesmaids dresses and asks which one he likes more (she’ll decide herself, she just wants Interaction, for her nerves) and miles doesn’t look up from his magazine and says “the left one”. char is annoyed and he says “whichever one is closest to purple”. they’re each a shade of green and blue

Who stressed the most?

oh, char. she never thought she’d get married so she’s never really emotionally prepared herself for it. or for planning a event like this. she isn’t paitent with people she doesn’t already like so dealing with wedding business people has been a task. and just. marriage isn’t stressful, weddings are. which is why dan is gonna be a good boy and absolutely help. and miles is also helping...

char: and how exactly have you been helping??

miles: [serious tone] i’m the plucky comic relief

char: [death glare]

miles: ...i’ll go pick up the flowers

- later -

daniel: heeey miles, you know how you and charlotte like to playfully snipe at each other? ...you can’t do that right now, she’s kinda stressed

miles: [wheeling in dozens of lillies] yeah, i figured that

char, from the other room: WHY ARE CAKES SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE

How fancy was the ceremony?

Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

i’ll give this a 7 outta 10 on the “ooh aah” scale. oh yeah they could absolutely afford a huge fuck off wedding but they didn’t want one. also another reason they didn’t have a Huge Wedding is that dan, char and miles legit don’t know enough people i always picture their wedding happens in like a park. a nice one. and there’s a real prevalant flower motif happening here. arch covered in flowers, petals on the ground, lotsa white lillies about. there’s a real English Garden / cottage aesthetic vibe to this. char’s got a flower in her hair and i just decided her wedding dress has like cloth white flowers on it, not all over it. so like, the whole thing is cute and elegant and flowery and more expensive than it looks. the main colours being used are white, light blue and lilac

oh oh, the cake is chocolate on the inside! and it’s white (duh) but with lilac flower trim around each layer. char never planned for a wedding before but once she adjusted to the idea she was like “this is gonna be really really pretty”

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding?

eloise. no explanation needed

Sex:

Who is on top?

well, everybody who can be, has been. char has defo given dan and miles the strap. the least toppage going on is dan topping miles. very rarely happens

Who is the one to instigate things?

well, char is the Most instigate-y and dan is the least instigate-y, with miles in the middle. and damn if that doesn’t sum up their dynamic

How healthy is their sex life?

Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

gonna give them all, overall, a reasonable eight. it happens a Lot, but it’s not a crazy amount. (except when dan and char are trying for a baby, then dan is... dan is... lovingly tenderized)

there’s diff variables (heh) at play here, but for the most part theres quite a bit of sex going all around. so yeah, their neighbours don’t like them very much, because char is Really Really Loud and easily satisfied

How kinky are they?

Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

that 8 is via the power of char and miles’ kinky tastes

dan is decidedly more vanilla but willing to try new things. and he’s got some latent kinks/fetishes hiding in him that these two bring out of him

i’ve gone into this many times but basically char is into being dominating, miles loves pain and as far as dan’s brain is concerned, Charlotte Is A Fetish

there’s more going on than that, but i’m being succint

How long do they normally last?

miles doesn’t last notably long, or notably short. but he seems like a real stayer in comparison to dan and charlotte. char comes quickly and repeatedly

dan, oh dan, he’s not. he’s not lasting long. this is not bad thing. he was worried about it at first but char is a-okay with this. she wuvs her boy. and besides, he has pretty good recovery. so second round if the first round was like a bit “oh”

dan is sensitive (and autistic!), sex is a Lot for him. anyways miles has defo joked about these two cumming at the drop of a hate. another reason the neighbours are annoyed, Please Go To Sleep Charlotte (nyet)

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms?

nobody here is unsatisified

How rough are they in bed? -

Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it

on this scale, i’m giving dan/char a 2 to 4, char/miles a 5 to 10 and dan/miles a 3 to 6. and all together oh... anything could happen

the general “rule” is Take It Easy On Dan, He’s Delicate

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do?

No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory

so much. so much cuddle snuggle uwuwuwuwu no no get back here miles you cannot escape, come back here and be loved

dan is a major cuddler, very tactile, char is pretty affectionate. miles used to be “meh” on affection but he’s warm to it these three cuddling in bed lives rent free in my head 24/7

Children:

How many children will they have naturally?

i’ve given dan and char 4 kids (three girls and a boy). penny, ada, marie and isaac. i’ve made charts about this

hypothetically, like in sims, i’ve given char and miles a daughter but i’m not commited to that idea, like i don’t have that in my Internal Canon

but he’s their papa too, emotionally <3

How many children will they adopt?

none, unless you count rats

Who gets stuck with the most diapers?

dan’s job requires the least Work, so he’s at home more often, so yeah

Who is the stricter parent?

char, but she’s not strict strict, this is just in comparison to daniel “but i can’t say mean things to my babies” faraday and miles “wanna learn how to shoplift?” straume. she’s not a Mean Nagging Mum stereotype tho, i won’t allow it

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school?

dan and char are Equally “you can’t be doing stuff like this, it’s not safe” whilst miles is lowkey encouraging it. but after a stern look he has to admit riding a scooter on the school roof is kinda fucked up. like miles is... miles but he doesn’t want his babies like actually hurt, he’s still a good dad

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)?

dan dan the photographic memory man

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?

char, because i think that’d be really funny. and i want all of them to go to at least one meeting together, because they heard some bitch refer to their daughter marie as “that weird child” and that she warned her children to keep away from dan, char and miles kids. and also she refered to dan, char and miles as “deviants” cuz she feels kids shouldn’t have three parents

soooo char is going to publicly cut her down. verbally and viciously. dan and miles are also angery but they’re there to make sure char doesn’t actually physically beat this woman. and also this final caveat:

miles: [eating a sad looking muffin] and your muffins suck too

Who cried the most at graduation?

char but dan and miles are crying too

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law?

MILES IS A COP!!! and it’s never felt so good until the moment ada got busted for drinking at a party when she was only 17. oh miles isn’t that abusing your authority? “yeah but every cop does that, i may as well do it for my kid”

yeah, that crime is the worst thing i could think of for this, i don’t think these people’s kids would do like actual bad crimes

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking?

you know, i tend to picture miles cooking the most. my typical default for imagining char and miles chatting is that they’re in the kitchen, she’s holding tea and he’s making something on the stove. typically mac & cheese. or bacon

but really i think they all cook a decent amount

Who is the most picky in their food choice?

dan because he’s autistic and has some medical requirements, like my esoteric headcanon that he cannot digest meat at all

Who does the grocery shopping?

char and miles are more used to it, whilst i imagine dan has barely set foot in a grocery store in his life. but upon, like, being a grown up, he starts going more with char and miles and he likes it, for the most part. the lights are a bitch, tho

i think dan does it the least, miles the most, and char and miles go together more often than not. oh, and when char is out of pads and she forgot to stock up, miles is the designated Get Me Pads And Painkillers You Bastard man

tho that trope always confused me, as somebody who has at least 5 packages of pads in my pad drawer at all times. are there really period having people who don’t stock up ahead of time and have to ask their significant other?

but i digress

How often do they bake desserts?

not notably often, but i’ve defo imagined miles making Special Brownies

which daniel proceeded to eat all of in a fit of I’m Suddenly Very Hungry

what’s that puddle over there? oh it’s just dan

but anyways thinking on this, i can see these three making a cake together. and it goes a little wonky because their kitchen is small and Too Many Cooks. but a flat chocolate cake is a cake nonetheless. monch

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater?

dan: salad, the other option is No Good, so my boy is a vegetarian

char: i’ve made her more a meat lover than a veggie lover (tis her love of a proper English Breakfast) but not overally so

miles: defo likes meat (and savoury things in general) over salad. he’s not one of those guys whose a dickhead about it tho. veggies are just alright to him

tho i can see miles teasing dan about his “rabbit food diet” (which isn’t even apt because rabbits aren’t in the habit of mainlining noodles and pasta)

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner?

aaahh this feels like something dan would do, he wants to be ~womantic~

Who is more likely to suggest going out?

char, the extroverted outdoorsy one

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking?

dan because he got distracted by something. like he was cooking something in the oven and then some Musical Thoughts overtake him and he’s gotta write it down and wait 30 minutes have past OH GOD THE PIE BEEP BEEP BEEP

Chores:

Who cleans the room?

The Room. the Singular Room

anyways they all clean, it’s not very interesting to think about

Who is really against chores?

none of them. miles will half-heartedly complain sometimes but he grew up used to helping out around the house

Who cleans up after the pets?

dan and char clean up after their rats and cat because they are responsible pet owners. and char will clean miles’ wounds because jean-luc is a bastard cat

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug?

what kind of idiot... No!

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over?

i can’t see this, like any of them getting stressed about that

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning?

miles’ dollar now

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths?

dan takes longer showers, char takes longer baths

Who takes the dog out for a walk?

no dog, only kitty. kitties don’t go for walks

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays?

ohh i imagine char decks the place out for christmas. she loves christmas because good family memories. and also she has knitted christmas jumpers for her boys (and cat). christmas and halloween is the only major holiday that they got ham for. and by they, i mean char and miles

dan is just happy to be here

char: you know miles, it’s january and that little bat is still hanging above the fireplace

miles: if you wanna take him down, you can

char: ...no, i just wanted to adknowledge him

dan: he’s part of the family

What are their goals for the relationship?

uh, love, sex and babies. duh

Who is most likely to sleep till noon?

miles. coffee keeps him on his work schedule

Who plays the most pranks?

well, miles, obviously. i can’t think of any because i don’t really go for pranks but nothing elaborate, simple stuff. does that “orders a black coffee at macdonalds when your kids are in the backseat” count as a prank. miles would do that, pause for enough time for the kids to be like :O and then ask for their orders

there! done! wowee, bless any y’all who take the time to read All Of That

#this is like 50 miles long #had to restructure this because i like this meme but it doesn't look good #and defo ain't made for OT3s #agardenintheshire

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I’ve been listening to Tally Hall’s album “Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Muesum” nonstop for all of quarentine so here are my opinions on all of the songs individually:

Good Day: I love this song! It makes me feel excited and it’s a bit of a power anthem for me! I especially love the chorus and outro, and all the little things you can pick out are neat little touches! Favourite Line: “Kill all it’d bad dreams, wonder ‘bout no things, circles and spirals in mind.”

Greener: Transitions smoothly from Good Day, and I love that! Not exactly my favourite, but it’s a good break up song (or long distance relationship if you think of it like that). Favourite Line: “… you get a little cleaner of me, and I find a little greener shade of envy.”

Welcome To Tally Hall: There’s so many things going on in this song. What genre is this, rap? Pop? I don’t know, but it’s pulled off great. I like that they use the tie colours as identifiers instead of names for people not as invested in the band! Also again the little audio bits you here sound like old video or arcade sounds and it’s nostalgic for me! There’s also TONS of puns and references! Great song! Favourite Line: “On booty duty like your name is Eddie Thatch’.”

Taken for a Ride: I LOVE THIS SONG, it may be my favourite, for good reason! I love every single demo of this song too, it’s interesting to see how the robotic voice evolved, and it reminds me of Hawaii Part II (which was my first taste of a few of the members of Tally Hall). I really love the story of this song, and the sections blend into each other so well! I adore this song, it makes me want to dance and sing at the top of my lungs during the verses, but it’s so soothing in the pre-chorus and chorus! Favourite Line: “The actor with his world renown was thinking ‘bout his last real day of silence. Was it over?”

The Bidding: I think this was the first Tally Hall song I heard. I heard the “I graduated at the top” verse from Instagram edits, leading to my love for both this song and the band. This song isn’t the best compared to Taken for a Ride and Spring and a Storm, but it still bops pretty hard. A solid 9/10, in my opinion. Also I love how well their voices are in the beginning! Also also, it’s a lovely metaphor. Favourite Line: “I’ve been here like a thousand times, dated every woman in the atmosphere…”

Be Born: Not my favourite, not a fan of more acoustic songs, but it’s still pretty good. I love the chorus though. Not much to say on it, really. Favourite Line: “I was in your shoes before, or, lack thereof, and things worked out for me.”

Banana Man: The VIBES!!! It’s really just a silly little song. It is just immaculate, I don’t think I could explain it if I tried. Incredible, please listen to it! (Also I love the little 1, 2, 3, Go! In the background!) Favourite Line: Look you, you too uptight you know! You could laugh and kick it back and go (whee) but without a rhythm or a rhyme you do not banana all de time.”

Just Apathy: Least favourite song, it’s just not par to the others in my opinion. I like the chorus but I really don’t like the verses that much, and the story is just kinda. Sad. It’s called Just Apathy for a reason… Favourite Line: “Consider the possibility that you’ve been had, but not by me.”

Spring and a Storm: I lied Taken for a Ride isn’t my favourite song, it‘s definitely Spring and a Storm. The uke? The lyrics? The background noises? THE MR. MOON SECTION??? It’s all fantastic, and I love it so so so much. 10000000/10!!! The demo’s also fantastic, and has a completely different Mr. Moon section! And Joe’s Mr. Moon in the demo is so sweet sounding, and Rob and Zubin’s children voices are incredible in the demo. Favourite Line: literally all of it it’s all so good please listen to it

Two Wuv: The fact that in the Internet Show that this takes place in a grave yard is so fucking funny to me. Nonetheless it’s a solid song with strong 90’s vibes. Relatable if you liked Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. Favourite Line: “It’s sadness every day that passes without you and I really wanna really wanna really wanna hold you both tight…”

Haiku: THIS SONG IS SO CLEVER! The verses all have a 5-7-6 syllable pattern, so it’s like you can feel the haiku is so close but not quite there. It’s over all so so so sweet and I love the song so much, definitely in my top 5. Favourite Line: “Words don’t work like Webster says, they trip me up all night. I’m just trying to write for you, but you’re hard to write down right.”

The Whole World and You: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH SEND THEM THIS SONG. It is literally the sweetest song I’ve ever fucking heard. It’s the embodiment of the “🥺” emoji. Anyway the song itself is so incredibly lovely. AND THE TRUMPET!!!!!! Favourite Line: “I hope you’re happy now I’ve revealed the truth. I’ve even written this whole song about you, and not about me, and not about me.”

13: 13 is a wonderful intro/transition to Ruler of Everything. I love the violin!

Ruler of Everything: THIS SONG SLAPS! Also the constant clock sounds? Holy shit this is a wonderful metaphor for time, and it’s so catchy. And all the voice changers are so funky! Favourite Line: “Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk? Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?”

Hidden In the Sand: A great end to the main album! It’s short and simple, but it love it! The ukulele is wonderful, and the almost haunting backup voices give this peaceful song an almost eerily touch. When this is paired with the music video, which is absolute chaos, it’s amazing how it all works together! Favourite Line: “When you had to bid adieu, said you’d never love anew, I wondered if I could hold it and fall in love with it too.”

Mucka Blucka (Bonus Track): I find it hysterical that I can vibe so heavily to a song containing nothing but chicken noises that resemble vague profanities. I find it even funnier that I can hit the highest solo in it. In context of the Tally Hall Internet Show, it’s only that much more hilarious. Favourite Part: That one fucking solo that goes so fucking high it’s so fucking funny-

Dream (Bonus Track): like the name suggests, it’s incredibly dream like! Every single melody has its own place, but they all blend together so well in such a haunting way. It’s a beautiful song, and it has such a unique balance of beauty and dread to it.

#tally hall #marvin’s marvelous mechnical muesum #drhabbytat rambles

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interview with me • lee taeyong

photo credits to owners

Niki: Good morning Mr. Lee and Ms. ______, thank you so much for taking your time off this morning to do this interview.

Taeyong: No, no, it’s not a problem at all.

________: This interview was bound to happen anyway, so it’s all okay.

Taeyong: Yeah…

Niki: Both of you attended the most prestigious high school in the island of Jeju, known for its socialite students and tremendously high standards. Can you please give us a bit of background from each of you.

You and Taeyong looked at one another smiling, knowing that the two of you will have to repeat the exact same story again and again.

________: Uh, well, my mother is the owner of NCT Kitchen, so I guess that it the main reason behind my current social status

Taeyong: We own Lee Industries, known for its, you know, agricultural production. Same reason as ________, probably the reason behind my current social status

________: Except that Taeyong over here is actually taking part in his family business, meanwhile I am working as my mother’s personal assistant.

Taeyong: Well you’re at least putting effort into working now, very different from the ________ that I dated back in high school.

________: That is true, I was quite a mess back in high school. Still am now, but less drinking and lashing out against people.

Taeyong: That was indeed one ________ experience. If you did not see ________ plot an evil scheme or sort against anyone, that was not this person sitting beside me.

You could only nod and smile at Taeyong’s words. There was no possible way that you could deny any of the things that he said since most of the shenanigans that you caused made it to the media.

Niki: Well from what I remember at least when I was reading the magazines and such during high school, you did come out a lot Ms. ________. Now that we are on the topic of your characters during high school, could you give us a bit more on how you two were during your time at Jeju for our readers here at Seasonies?

________: Well, as you said, I made a lot of appearances in magazines, newspapers, online articles, and so much more— and not all of them, in fact the majority of them, were either me being really drunk, or being pulled out of the car looking like I haven’t slept in decades. I put my mum under a lot of stress, and I do feel really terrible about the amount of money she had to pay to refrain the family business from being at risk, and most importantly, just putting up with me.

And you were being truthful, for the most part at least. There was no doubt of how much trouble you caused during your high school days. You deliberately sent a picture of your ex’s previous girlfriend sucking the soul out of your Biology teacher in the lab to the so called ‘Gossip Girl’ of your school, creating a huge scandal within the school, risking the school’s reputation. You also hosted a party at your own house, having three of your ‘friends’ calling the entire neighbourhood, only leaving a mess in your house; and not to mention, the smell of alcohol remaining for a good whole week. Your mother was disappointed in you in many things, but this was probably by far one of the worst things that you had done.

Taeyong: But don’t you think you improved a lot since then?

________: I hope I did, definitely tried to stay out of being the cover page of every magazine to be found in Korea.

You and Taeyong chuckled, looking back at one another knowing how many times you have been featured in every possible media-- both physical and digital.

Taeyong: I, on the other hand, was a perfect little boy—

________: That is complete bull, he always skipped lessons. I may have been a perfect epitome of chaos, but I at least got somewhat decent grades and did attend most of my lessons.

Taeyong: Honestly that’s probably the only reason why you didn’t get expelled.

________: Hey!

You two laughed again, his sparkly eyes being the same since the last time you saw them.

Niki: Well, I can assure that you two were the commonly talked about duo in that school, and it’s not only me who says that. But, I’m pretty sure the two of you already know that the point of this interview isn’t really to talk about how you were as individuals, but rather together.

Both of your laughter slowly died down, knowing to yourself that the interviewer was indeed not really that interested in who you have become. It was more of what happened between you and Taeyong.

Niki: It’s been 6 years since the two of you went your own ways to different universities. In fact, I believe that one of you went to Yonsei University, and the other went to University of Leeds. Many thought that you two were still together, but it wasn’t until 3 years ago when we saw ________ being with Nakamoto Yuta, a well-known Japanese rock star—

________: Which ended after 5 months of fooling around, thank you

Niki: Yes, sorry about that. So, what happened?

Taeyong noticed your sudden change in posture, the atmosphere of the room gradually darkening; he knew how much of a painful and serious topic this was for the both of you, especially you. It wasn’t that your relationship ended badly, you two decided amongst yourselves hours after the two of you threw your Oxford cap up in the air.

________: It w-wasn’t that that our relationship ended badly. Nobody cheated on anyone, nor was there hot ‘tea’ behind it.

Taeyong: It was more on the fact that we couldn’t—

________: Understand each other properly

Taeyong softly smiled at your words, somewhat proud of you for being brave to talk about this. You two may have decided amongst yourselves and thought it was best for you two part away, even though the two of you did not like it at all.

________: Yeah…

Taeyong: I guess you could say that I assume things too easily

________: Whereas I do things without thinking, which only led us to fights and disagreements

Taeyong: And although we were able to solve things and have our couple-y moments together,

________: it did get tiring…

Taeyong could only nod his head as memories of countless, petty yet intense fights rushed through his mind, clearly hearing the amount of frustration and anger you had in your voice. And it would be a lie to say that you were not thinking of any of your past arguments as well.

________: So I guess that’s what happened.

You gave a little laugh, hoping to lighten up the mood.

Niki: Oh… but I must ask about one thing, and I am really sorry but the company wrote these questions so, how do you still think of each other now?

Taeyong: ________ has definitely improved, from what I hear and see from media outlets at least. There are more smiles now, and I think that you should continue since you have a really great smile.

Taeyong wasn’t lying about this. Your smile was everything to him; it made him feel that he made you feel happy and vice versa, regardless of how cheesy that sounds. You immediately crouched your head down from the sudden compliment, only causing the person beside you to laugh. In his eyes, you haven’t changed at all. Maybe a bit more mature, but still the same.

________: T-thank you? Umm, the first thing I noticed about Lee Taeyong was his eyes. I think everyone can agree that he has one of the most beautiful sets of eyes, and my thoughts haven’t changed about that at all. And still now, despite the 6 years of us being away from each other, I guess you could say that there is still that sense of… umm…

Taeyong: Comfort?

________: Yeah, comfort… and warmth too…

Taeyong: Yeah…

Niki: Well thank you for joining us for Seasonies today, and I am really sorry to bring up such a serious topic. I hope the two of you for the best, and again, thank you so much!

You and Taeyong got off your the black stools, walking out of the studio set, feeling somewhat exhausted from the pretty short chat.

‘Even after 6 years, we’re still being contacted, huh?’ Taeyong asks you, cutting the silence in between the two of you.

‘Yeah I guess so, but I’m not surprised to be honest’ you answered, looking up at the boy, your first love. The silence and awkwardness between the two of you slowly developed back to its place, not a single word exchanged with one another. You said your goodbye to Taeyong the moment you got out of the building, wanting to leave the odd environment you were just in. Or perhaps, you were trying to not fall in love with him all over again. Then again, you would never admit that to yourself. Not now at least.

a/n: so my exams got cancelled which means that (1) this bish is done with high school 💅and (2) i have time to write YASSSSSSSS. omfg i’m actually so excited imma have another social media au coming up soon, and my plan for the ‘that guy’ series has JUSt been finalised, and imma start writing it later today. alright okay pls continue to stay safe and practice proper hygiene alright i wuv youuu <3 -niki

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this is so annoying so you do not have to answer this but. mutuals as ambition characters FMJDKSLJFLSJGKLSG

okay so im not gonna do our gc bc... i don’t feel like i can handle being wrong right now lol BUT i will expand on why i picked each of my friends for the spots i did pick them for and also ofc i will tag you. i will shift things around so everybody has one character, and im doing purely the front 9 (+1).

me - still farkle ASJDKFLKD and ik no one wants to hear what i think about me BUT briefly, im dramatic as all fuck, unsure of myself, batshit but also Fragile, emotionally unstable, impulsive but TRYING real hard

you - asher because i know you say you’re a mix of maya and asher (which, trust, you are and i see you) i feel like the asher side wins out most of the time. my lawful good, parenting energy, anxious, resident talented legend who works Hard at everything. like truly the asher energies of it all... you pop off sister

anna (@rainbowannabeth) - still riley and i will explain Why. she may seem too soft to be riley at first (and that’s saying something considering riley is pretty damn soft) but what y’all don’t know about anna is that the bitch can be scrappy! she tries not to hate anyone and always bridge the gap when she can but when she gets mad ooh sister! i’ve only seen it a few times but wig. baby who HAS power!!! that’s right bitch. i wuv you anna MWAH

nicole (@loveallthatjazz) - still charlie kjfklkdfjkk. there are a ton of reasons tbh. the religious undertones, first of all... religion major queen. the Hyper Gay Energy? yah! the friends to lovers? the pining? the absolute uncertainty but drive to be Good to Appease to be Better in everything you do? yah! she is very much Dedicated to what she does but like also always wanting to Do Better and figure herself out by doing that. sorry nicole didn’t mean to read you but here’s my powerpoint on why you are charlie gardner -

saraid (@queen-of-edolas) - okay i literally have NO idea why i made her dylan last time when she’s absolutely a zay like??? i’m a mixture of zay/farkle imho and the zay traits i have she definitely shares. everyone be like “oh we love saraid she’s the sweetest!” and while she does have so many friends that love and adore her she literally always responds with “dude im a bitch” sndkfdjkf bc she and i do for sure bitch about other people all the time. also the ambition and drive to Do Your Best to the point of self-destruction is very saraid, as is that last minute bit of doubt zay can have that like leads to destruction. anyway faves.

julie (@scarlettmaximoffs) - still isadora because... truly the attitude. the energy. the iconnery. the AMBITION (pun not intended). like isa has that DRIVE to make it you know, she knows what she wants and she’s gonna get it! also like... introverted is not necessarily the right word (although that Too!), more like selective you know? like very very careful about who she puts her time and energy into, and if she picks you it means you’re worth it! then like. afraid of things shifting. like if you pull some rancid shit expect to be cut tf out at least for a little while. and definitely willing to back her friends tf up like if we don’t like somebody we don’t like em! no ifs ands or buts! okay im not gonna get too deep here but yah julie is DEFINITELY isadora.

ian (@squidarms) - still lucas and i know you think that’s batshit but lemme tell you why. like OBVIOUSLY trauma aside bc... wack. but like... the leadership but the very Exclusive nature of his leadership (these are my people, i am set in my ways, back the Fuck off). the Aggression (i love my baby brother but he is like. always willing to beat tf down. like you insulted his friend? fight. you talked shit about his girl? fight.). the dedication to his personal beliefs and values is super strong, he’s always willing to fight for what he thinks is right, and if life were a musical he would be the one to be like. “the fuck y’all singin for.”

maryellen (@mirio-enthusiast) - okay i must’ve been on crack because this bitch is DEFINITELY dylan. head empty, heart full! the most important thing in this world is love! sunshine baby! wants to take care of everyone all the time! super fun and relaxing to be around, friends with or friendly with everyone, would probably set off bottle rockets in an empty parking lot if one of us asked her to come along. Loud about It (what is it you ask? everything!). SO dedicated to enjoying life that she can sometimes be blindsided as to why that’s not always a great idea.

mauricio (@ashergarcias) - i literally don’t have to explain this one, you get it you understand, but for everyone else reading mauricio is clearly maya. the dramatics, the theatrics, the aspiration, the iconnery, the dedication. very much That Bitch. thinks he has the brain cell but isn’t sure quite where he put it, does things on a whim, petty, one of the BEST friends to have back you up. and like yes the drama but drama is FUN like i enjoy his level of batshit craziness!!! i don’t think i need to expand any more. plus he and i... markle energies. i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again.

sofia (@myusernameisamistake) - okay so sofia is actually eric. she very much puts her best foot forward with the best intentions, absolutely keen on helping everyone in any way that she possibly can. definitely wants to maintain the peace/keep the order and is resolutely Trying Her Best. would definitely pine and/or notice that one of her closest friends is pining after her. if any one of us were gonna be a teacher/leader character (besides maybe nicole sjdkflkjdk) it would be her. i would come to her for counseling advice. maybe.

send me mutuals as ______!

#maggie #ambition #maggie this makes us garminkus #anyway hope that soothed your brain sjkdflkndmkfj #quincywillows #what kind of woman doesnt have an ask

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legolaslovely · 6 years ago

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Now and Forever

A/N: Some fluffy Thorin for you! I was watching OUAT for the thousandth time and thought this up! I hope you guys enjoy. Thanks for reading, and as always, feel free to tell me what you think! <3

Pairing: Thorin x Human!Reader

Word Count: 1,558

Warnings: fluff, kind of angst because sleeping curses are scary but literally all fluff

Summary: Thorin is placed under a mysterious sleeping curse while on the quest to Erebor and the company has to figure out how to wake him with an act of twoo wuv.

The sun was setting low in the hills when Thorin halted the company. “We will stay here for the night and travel at first light. We are only a few days journey more to Erebor.”

You dropped your pack on the ground with a thud, happy to get the weight off your shoulders. You were excited to finally get to Erebor. You wanted to see what it was like, especially after the dragon’s wrath. The legends say that every inch still stood because of the dwarves’ magnificent architects and carpenters.

However, you were most looking forward to seeing the dwarves in their homeland. They were so passionate about returning to the mountain, and after all the time you had spent getting to know them on the long journey, you wanted happiness for them.

As some set up their bedrolls, and others pulled cookware from their packs, you gathered some kindling to start a fire. As you worked, you heard Fili call you.

“Will you go gather firewood?”

You turned to the large stack behind you. “We have enough for the next few nights here.”

“Nope, it’s not the right kind,” Kili said, running up beside his brother. “We need bigger pieces.”

You slouched. Unbelievable, you thought. “Kili, with the tiny rabbit you caught today, you’ll need only twigs to cook it,” you said.

Fili pushed his protesting brother away. “(Y/N), just a few more logs. There were some down by the stream. Bombur will go with you.”

Bombur grunted, but gave a small grin when you looped your arm in his. “I think they’re trying to get rid of us,” you said.

“Good riddance,” Bombur said.

You led the way down the hill, giving most of the logs to the strong dwarf behind you. “That should be enough for the princes’ rabbits,” you said, rolling your eyes.

When you returned to the camp, all were huddled together, looking at something. “What’s going on?” you asked.

“It’s- it’s Thorin,” Kili said, rising from the clump.

You rushed over and took his place, seeing Thorin lying completely motionless on the ground. No visible injuries, regular breathing pattern, he was his normal self all day, you thought. “What happened? Did he eat something?”

“Aye, he ate this,” Oin said, holding out the remnants of a small, dull mushroom.

You grabbed it and studied it. You had seen your fair share of toxic mushrooms, but this one looked absolutely ordinary. “What is it?”

“It is poisonous,” Gandalf said, his voice calm. “It holds a sort of curse, if you will. Thorin has been put under a sleeping curse.”

Your eyes fell to his peaceful face. His long eyelashes rested on his dirt stained cheeks, his broken, rough lips were barely parted. How is the company to go on to Erebor without their leader and King? The entire point of this journey was for Thorin to again rule the mountain.

“How is the curse broken?” Fili asked.

“Only love will awaken him,” Gandalf said.

Your eyes snapped to him in frustrated disbelief. “Are you serious?”

“I am indeed serious. An act of love will save him-”

“Like a kiss?” Kili asked.

“Only if he too loves the one performing the act,” Gandalf finished.

“All this from a damn mushroom,” you mumbled. You thought about the fierce dwarf in question. Did he even have the capacity in his heart to love anyone?

Then, your head snapped to Kili and Fili. “Kiss him!”

“What?” They asked, brows furrowing and frowns deepening.

“Kiss him. You love each other. He practically raised you both. Wake him up!” You shouted, growing desperate for them to listen to you.

The brothers shared a look and then Kili said, “Family doesn’t count. Right, Gandalf?”

You saw something flicker in the wizard’s eyes. Annoyance? “The love of family is not strong enough to break the curse, no.”

“What love is stronger than family?” You rose from your knees and stormed around the camp, rubbing your face hard. “Has he ever even loved anyone? Has he ever been married or been… courted?” Your slim knowledge of dwarf customs was failing you.

The company shook their heads. “He has no one,” Balin said softly.

You ran and pushed through the crowd of dwarves and felt a hot tear run down your face. You swiped it away and knelt next to Thorin, holding his hand tight. “That’s not true. He has all of us. We will find a way to wake him.”

You felt comforting hands on your shoulders and heard Gandalf tell you to rest. “We will be off at first light,” he said.

You glared at him. Did he really expect you to leave Thorin here? “I’ll take first watch, then,” you grumbled.

One by one, the company left you. Fili brought you some food and forced you to eat while you wracked your brain to try and find a way out of this mess. Finally, when you were left alone and the rest of the company seemed to sleep, you took Thorin’s hand in yours once more.

“I don’t know how far away you are right now, if you can even hear me, but we won’t leave you,” you said softly, twiddling his heavy fingers in yours. You spun the thick, silver ring around his thumb and scooted closer to him, feeling a rush of instinct to protect him while he was so vulnerable. “It’s not true, what they said, that you have no one- that’s not true. There are many who adore you as their King and more who care for you like family, and some who just… love you.”

Again, you felt tears escaping your eyes. You let them fall, no one was around to see them anyway. You sniffed hard, feeling your lungs catch as you cried. Your tears fell down your cheeks and landed on his palm. You closed your eyes and brought his hand beneath your chin, leaning on it for some sort of strength.

“(Y/N), don’t cry,” you heard. Your eyes snapped open to see Thorin kneeling in front of you, brushing away your tears.

You gasped out loud, “You’re awake? He’s awake! Fili! Kili! He’s awake!” You called for them and laughed with relief. You stood and helped Thorin up, your hands on his strong chest. “You’re alright? Are you feeling alright?”

“Yes. I’m alright,” he said, smiling. You didn’t notice the adoration in his eyes.

Fili and Kili rushed over to you, faces blank with astonishment. “He’s alright!” you yelled to them.

“Did she?” Kili whispered to his brother.

“No, I was watching the whole time. She just cried,” Fili said with a shrug.

“She was supposed to kiss him!” Kili hissed at Gandalf. “This wasn’t part of our deal! How did he wake up without her kissing him?”

You stalked over to them, a fierce anger rising in you. “What deal?” They stared at their feet, hiding behind each other. “Did you do this on purpose?” Your fiery gaze turned to Gandalf. “Did you help them?”

“We just wanted you both to be happy,” Kili said, cowering behind Fili.

“You put the whole company in danger! Do you know what you put us through? You cursed your uncle! I’ve never been so terrified in all my life and I’ve taken on an entire pack of orcs with nothing but a stick!”

Thorin’s hand on your lower back didn’t register as you lashed out. “(Y/N),” he said.

“How could you do such a thing? And for such a childish reason!” You heard Thorin’s chuckles now and whirled around to him, your features softening a bit when you saw him smiling at you. “Don’t laugh! They risked your life!”

He slid his hands around your waist, pulling you away from his nephews. “I will deal with them later. I want to deal with you now.”

“Oh.” You blinked rapidly. Your nerves sent your hands shaking. “What did I do?” you whispered. You thought about everything you had done and said while he was sleeping. Could he hear all that?

He chuckled and led you away from the camp and under the cover of some trees. “You broke the curse.” He lifted his warm hand to caress your cheek. “Meaning, as much as you try to hide it, you love me just as much as I love you.”

You grinned, but quickly hid it away. “You can’t love me. I’m not a dwarf.”

“That hasn’t stopped me yet.”

He pulled you to him and kissed you. His rough lips were actually quite soft, holding yours protectively until you smiled hard against him. You felt his chest shake under your fingers as he chuckled. He drew away, but you glued your mouth to his once again, pushing your tongue past his and bunching his thick coat in your hands. His heavy breath matched yours until your fiery kisses calmed and you gave him one last peck on his lips.

When you opened your eyes, you saw his adoration for you sparkling in his. His gaze fell from your eyes, to your lips, to the ground. “It was true, what Balin said. For a long time, I have had no one.”

You cleared his thick locks from his face and cupped his jaw, forcing him to look at you. “Now you have me. Now and forever.”

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weaponizedhorse · 5 years ago

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Hey I found this website where you can change your text into OwO Language so for your viewing Pweasuwe:

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thewe is nyo way a bee shouwd be abwe to fwy.

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Ooming (・`ω´・)

Hang on a second.

Hewwo?

- Bawwy? - Adam?

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Wooking shawp.

Use the staiws. Youw fathew paid good monyey fow those.

Sowwy. I'm excited.

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A pewfect wepowt cawd, aww B's.

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Ma (・`ω´・) I got a thing going hewe.

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Thwee days gwade schoow, thwee days high schoow.

Those wewe awkwawd.

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You did come back diffewent.

- Hi, Bawwy. - Awtie, gwowing a mustache? Wooks good.

- Heaw about Fwankie? - Yeah.

- You going to the funyewaw? - Nyo, I'm nyot going.

Evewybody knyows, sting someonye, you die.

Don't waste it on a squiwwew. Such a hothead.

I guess he couwd have just gotten out of the way.

I wuv this incowpowating an amusement pawk into ouw day.

That's why we don't nyeed vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp... undew the ciwcumstances.

- Weww, Adam, today we awe men. - We awe (・`ω´・)

- Bee-men. - Amen (・`ω´・)

Hawwewujah (・`ω´・)

Students, facuwty, distinguished bees,

pwease wewcome Dean Buzzweww.

Wewcome, Nyew Hive Oity gwaduating cwass of...

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That concwudes ouw cewemonyies.

And begins youw caweew at Honyex Industwies (・`ω´・)

Wiww we pick ouwjob today?

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Heads up (・`ω´・) Hewe we go.

Keep youw hands and antennyas inside the twam at aww times.

- Wondew what it'ww be wike? - A wittwe scawy.

Wewcome to Honyex, a division of Honyesco

and a pawt of the Hexagon Gwoup.

This is it (・`ω´・)

Wow.

We knyow that you, as a bee, have wowked youw whowe wife

to get to the point whewe you can wowk fow youw whowe wife.

Honyey begins when ouw vawiant Powwen Jocks bwing the nyectaw to the hive.

Ouw top-secwet fowmuwa

is automaticawwy cowow-cowwected, scent-adjusted and bubbwe-contouwed

into this soothing sweet sywup

with its distinctive gowden gwow you knyow as...

Honyey (・`ω´・)

- That giww was hot. - She's my cousin (・`ω´・)

- She is? - Yes, we'we aww cousins.

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to impwuv evewy aspect of bee existence.

These bees awe stwess-testing a nyew hewmet technyowogy.

- What do you think he makes? - Nyot enyough.

Hewe we have ouw watest advancement, the Kwewman.

- What does that do? - Oatches that wittwe stwand of honyey

that hangs aftew you pouw it. Saves us miwwions.

Oan anyonye wowk on the Kwewman?

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that evewy smaww job, if it's donye weww, means a wot.

But choose cawefuwwy

because you'ww stay in the job you pick fow the west of youw wife.

The same job the west of youw wife? I didn't knyow that.

What's the diffewence?

You'ww be happy to knyow that bees, as a species, haven't had onye day off

in 27 miwwion yeaws.

So you'ww just wowk us to death?

We'ww suwe twy.

Wow (・`ω´・) That bwew my mind (・`ω´・)

"What's the diffewence?" How can you say that?

Onye job fowevew? That's an insanye choice to have to make.

I'm wewieved. Nyow we onwy have to make onye decision in wife.

But, Adam, how couwd they nyevew have towd us that?

Why wouwd you question anything? We'we bees.

We'we the most pewfectwy functionying society on Eawth.

You evew think maybe things wowk a wittwe too weww hewe?

Wike what? Give me onye exampwe.

I don't knyow. But you knyow what I'm tawking about.

Pwease cweaw the gate. Woyaw Nyectaw Fowce on appwoach.

Wait a second. Oheck it out.

- Hey, those awe Powwen Jocks (・`ω´・) - Wow.

I've nyevew seen them this cwose.

They knyow what it's wike outside the hive.

Yeah, but some don't come back.

- Hey, Jocks (・`ω´・) - Hi, Jocks (・`ω´・)

You guys did gweat (・`ω´・)

You'we monstews (・`ω´・) You'we sky fweaks (・`ω´・) I wuv it (・`ω´・) I wuv it (・`ω´・)

- I wondew whewe they wewe. - I don't knyow.

Theiw day's nyot pwannyed.

Outside the hive, fwying who knyows whewe, doing who knyows what.

You can'tjust decide to be a Powwen Jock. You have to be bwed fow that.

Wight.

Wook. That's mowe powwen than you and I wiww see in a wifetime.

It's just a status symbow. Bees make too much of it.

Pewhaps. Unwess you'we weawing it and the wadies see you weawing it.

Those wadies? Awen't they ouw cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Wook at these two.

- Ooupwe of Hive Hawwys. - Wet's have fun with them.

It must be dangewous being a Powwen Jock.

Yeah. Once a beaw pinnyed me against a mushwoom (・`ω´・)

He had a paw on my thwoat, and with the othew, he was swapping me (・`ω´・)

- Oh, my (・`ω´・) - I nyevew thought I'd knyock him out.

What wewe you doing duwing this?

Twying to awewt the authowities.

I can autogwaph that.

A wittwe gusty out thewe today, wasn't it, comwades?

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- Six miwes, huh? - Bawwy (・`ω´・)

A puddwe jump fow us, but maybe you'we nyot up fow it.

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We'we going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy? Awe you bee enyough?

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Hey, Honyex (・`ω´・)

Dad, you suwpwised me.

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You knyow, Dad, the mowe I think about it,

maybe the honyey fiewd just isn't wight fow me.

You wewe thinking of what, making bawwoon anyimaws?

That's a bad job fow a guy with a stingew.

Janyet, youw son's nyot suwe he wants to go into honyey (・`ω´・)

- Bawwy, you awe so funny sometimes. - I'm nyot twying to be funny.

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Powwen counting, stunt bee, pouwing, stiwwew, fwont desk, haiw wemovaw...

- Is it stiww avaiwabwe? - Hang on. Two weft (・`ω´・)

Onye of them's youws (・`ω´・) Oongwatuwations (・`ω´・) Step to the side.

- What'd you get? - Picking cwud out. Stewwaw (・`ω´・)

Wow (・`ω´・)

Ooupwe of nyewbies?

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Make youw choice.

- You want to go fiwst? - Nyo, you go.

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Westwoom attendant's open, nyot fow the weason you think.

- Any chance of getting the Kwewman? - Suwe, you'we on.

I'm sowwy, the Kwewman just cwosed out.

Wax monkey's awways open.

The Kwewman openyed up again.

What happenyed?

A bee died. Makes an openying. See? He's dead. Anyothew dead onye.

Deady. Deadified. Two mowe dead.

Dead fwom the nyeck up. Dead fwom the nyeck down. That's wife (・`ω´・)

Oh, this is so hawd (・`ω´・)

Heating, coowing, stunt bee, pouwew, stiwwew,

humming, inspectow nyumbew seven, wint coowdinyatow, stwipe supewvisow,

mite wwangwew. Bawwy, what do you think I shouwd... Bawwy?

Bawwy (・`ω´・)

Aww wight, we've got the sunfwowew patch in quadwant nyinye...

What happenyed to you? Whewe awe you?

- I'm going out. - Out? Out whewe?

- Out thewe. - Oh, nyo (・`ω´・)

I have to, befowe I go to wowk fow the west of my wife.

You'we gonnya die (・`ω´・) You'we cwazy (・`ω´・) Hewwo?

Anyothew caww coming in.

If anyonye's feewing bwave, thewe's a Kowean dewi on 83wd

that gets theiw woses today.

Hey, guys.

- Wook at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yestewday?

Howd it, son, fwight deck's westwicted.

It's OK, Wou. We'we gonnya take him up.

Weawwy? Feewing wucky, awe you?

Sign hewe, hewe. Just inyitiaw that.

- Thank you. - OK.

You got a wain advisowy today,

and as you aww knyow, bees cannyot fwy in wain.

So be cawefuw. As awways, watch youw bwooms,

hockey sticks, dogs, biwds, beaws and bats.

Awso, I got a coupwe of wepowts of woot beew being pouwed on us.

Muwphy's in a home because of it, babbwing wike a cicada (・`ω´・)

- That's awfuw. - And a wemindew fow you wookies,

bee waw nyumbew onye, absowutewy nyo tawking to humans (・`ω´・)

Aww wight, waunch positions (・`ω´・)

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz (・`ω´・) Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz (・`ω´・) Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz (・`ω´・)

Bwack and yewwow (・`ω´・)

Hewwo (・`ω´・)

You weady fow this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bwing it on.

Wind, check.

- Antennyae, check. - Nyectaw pack, check.

- Wings, check. - Stingew, check.

Scawed out of my showts, check.

OK, wadies,

wet's muv it out (・`ω´・)

Pound those petunyias, you stwiped stem-suckews (・`ω´・)

Aww of you, dwain those fwowews (・`ω´・)

Wow (・`ω´・) I'm out (・`ω´・)

I can't bewieve I'm out (・`ω´・)

So bwue.

I feew so fast and fwee (・`ω´・)

Box kite (・`ω´・)

Wow (・`ω´・)

Fwowews (・`ω´・)

This is Bwue Weadew. We have woses visuaw.

Bwing it awound 30 degwees and howd.

Woses (・`ω´・)

30 degwees, wogew. Bwinging it awound.

Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick.

That is onye nyectaw cowwectow (・`ω´・)

- Evew see powwinyation up cwose? - Nyo, siw.

I pick up some powwen hewe, spwinkwe it uvw hewe. Maybe a dash uvw thewe,

a pinch on that onye. See that? It's a wittwe bit of magic.

That's amazing. Why do we do that?

That's powwen powew. Mowe powwen, mowe fwowews, mowe nyectaw, mowe honyey fow us.

Ooow.

I'm picking up a wot of bwight yewwow. Oouwd be daisies. Don't we nyeed those?

Oopy that visuaw.

Wait. Onye of these fwowews seems to be on the muv.

Say again? You'we wepowting a moving fwowew?

Affiwmative.

That was on the winye (・`ω´・)

This is the coowest. What is it?

I don't knyow, but I'm woving this cowow.

It smewws good. Nyot wike a fwowew, but I wike it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Ohemicaw-y.

Oawefuw, guys. It's a wittwe gwabby.

My sweet wowd of bees (・`ω´・)

Oandy-bwain, get off thewe (・`ω´・)

Pwobwem (・`ω´・)

- Guys (・`ω´・) - This couwd be bad.

Affiwmative.

Vewy cwose.

Gonnya huwt.

Mama's wittwe boy.

You awe way out of position, wookie (・`ω´・)

Ooming in at you wike a missiwe (・`ω´・)

Hewp me (・`ω´・)

I don't think these awe fwowews.

- Shouwd we teww him? - I think he knyows.

What is this? (・`ω´・)

Match point (・`ω´・)

You can stawt packing up, honyey, because you'we about to eat it (・`ω´・)

Yowsew (・`ω´・)

Gwoss.

Thewe's a bee in the caw (・`ω´・)

- Do something (・`ω´・) - I'm dwiving (・`ω´・)

- Hi, bee. - He's back hewe (・`ω´・)

He's going to sting me (・`ω´・)

Nyobody muv. If you don't muv, he won't sting you. Fweeze (・`ω´・)

He bwinked (・`ω´・)

Spway him, Gwanny (・`ω´・)

What awe you doing? (・`ω´・)

Wow... the tension wevew out hewe is unbewievabwe.

I gotta get home.

Oan't fwy in wain.

Mayday (・`ω´・) Mayday (・`ω´・) Bee going down (・`ω´・)

Ken, couwd you cwose the window pwease?

Oheck out my nyew wesume. I made it into a fowd-out bwochuwe.

You see? Fowds out.

Oh, nyo. Mowe humans. I don't nyeed this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time (・`ω´・) This time (・`ω´・) This...

Dwapes (・`ω´・)

That is diabowicaw.

It's fantastic. It's got aww my speciaw skiwws, even my top-ten favowite movies.

What's nyumbew onye? Staw Waws?

Nyah, I don't go fow that...

...kind of stuff.

Nyo wondew we shouwdn't tawk to them. They'we out of theiw minds.

When I weave a job intewview, they'we fwabbewgasted, can't bewieve what I say.

Thewe's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.

I don't wemembew the sun having a big 75 on it.

I pwedicted gwobaw wawming.

I couwd feew it getting hottew. At fiwst I thought it was just me.

Wait (・`ω´・) Stop (・`ω´・) Bee (・`ω´・)

Stand back. These awe wintew boots.

Wait (・`ω´・)

Don't kiww him (・`ω´・)

You knyow I'm awwewgic to them (・`ω´・) This thing couwd kiww me (・`ω´・)

Why does his wife have wess vawue than youws?

Why does his wife have any wess vawue than minye? Is that youw statement?

I'm just saying aww wife has vawue. You don't knyow what he's capabwe of feewing.

My bwochuwe (・`ω´・)

Thewe you go, wittwe guy.

I'm nyot scawed of him. It's an awwewgic thing.

Put that on youw wesume bwochuwe.

My whowe face couwd puff up.

Make it onye of youw speciaw skiwws.

Knyocking someonye out is awso a speciaw skiww.

Wight. Bye, Vanyessa. Thanks.

- Vanyessa, nyext week? Yoguwt nyight? - Suwe, Ken. You knyow, whatevew.

- You couwd put cawob chips on thewe. - Bye.

- Supposed to be wess cawowies. - Bye.

I gotta say something.

She saved my wife. I gotta say something.

Aww wight, hewe it goes.

Nyah.

What wouwd I say?

I couwd weawwy get in twoubwe.

It's a bee waw. You'we nyot supposed to tawk to a human.

I can't bewieve I'm doing this.

I've got to.

Oh, I can't do it. Oome on (・`ω´・)

Nyo. Yes. Nyo.

Do it. I can't.

How shouwd I stawt it? "You wike jazz?" Nyo, that's nyo good.

Hewe she comes (・`ω´・) Speak, you foow (・`ω´・)

Hi (・`ω´・)

I'm sowwy.

- You'we tawking. - Yes, I knyow.

You'we tawking (・`ω´・)

I'm so sowwy.

Nyo, it's OK. It's finye. I knyow I'm dweaming.

But I don't wecaww going to bed.

Weww, I'm suwe this is vewy disconcewting.

This is a bit of a suwpwise to me. I mean, you'we a bee (・`ω´・)

I am. And I'm nyot supposed to be doing this,

but they wewe aww twying to kiww me.

And if it wasn't fow you...

I had to thank you. It's just how I was waised.

That was a wittwe weiwd.

- I'm tawking with a bee. - Yeah.

I'm tawking to a bee. And the bee is tawking to me (・`ω´・)

I just want to say I'm gwatefuw. I'ww weave nyow.

- Wait (・`ω´・) How did you weawn to do that? - What?

The tawking thing.

Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honyey." You pick it up.

- That's vewy funny. - Yeah.

Bees awe funny. If we didn't waugh, we'd cwy with what we have to deaw with.

Anyway...

Oan I...

...get you something? - Wike what?

I don't knyow. I mean... I don't knyow. Ooffee?

I don't want to put you out.

It's nyo twoubwe. It takes two minyutes.

- It's just coffee. - I hate to impose.

- Don't be widicuwous (・`ω´・) - Actuawwy, I wouwd wuv a cup.

Hey, you want wum cake?

- I shouwdn't. - Have some.

- Nyo, I can't. - Oome on (・`ω´・)

I'm twying to wose a coupwe micwogwams.

- Whewe? - These stwipes don't hewp.

You wook gweat (・`ω´・)

I don't knyow if you knyow anything about fashion.

Awe you aww wight?

Nyo.

He's making the tie in the cab as they'we fwying up Madison.

He finyawwy gets thewe.

He wuns up the steps into the chuwch. The wedding is on.

And he says, "Watewmewon? I thought you said Guatemawan.

Why wouwd I mawwy a watewmewon?"

Is that a bee joke?

That's the kind of stuff we do.

Yeah, diffewent.

So, what awe you gonnya do, Bawwy?

About wowk? I don't knyow.

I want to do my pawt fow the hive, but I can't do it the way they want.

I knyow how you feew.

- You do? - Suwe.

My pawents wanted me to be a wawyew ow a doctow, but I wanted to be a fwowist.

- Weawwy? - My onwy intewest is fwowews.

Ouw nyew queen was just ewected with that same campaign swogan.

Anyway, if you wook...

Thewe's my hive wight thewe. See it?

You'we in Sheep Meadow (・`ω´・)

Yes (・`ω´・) I'm wight off the Tuwtwe Pond (・`ω´・)

Nyo way (・`ω´・) I knyow that awea. I wost a toe wing thewe once.

- Why do giwws put wings on theiw toes? - Why nyot?

- It's wike putting a hat on youw knyee. - Maybe I'ww twy that.

- You aww wight, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Finye.

Just having two cups of coffee (・`ω´・)

Anyway, this has been gweat. Thanks fow the coffee.

Yeah, it's nyo twoubwe.

Sowwy I couwdn't finyish it. If I did, I'd be up the west of my wife.

Awe you...?

Oan I take a piece of this with me?

Suwe (・`ω´・) Hewe, have a cwumb.

- Thanks (・`ω´・) - Yeah.

Aww wight. Weww, then... I guess I'ww see you awound.

Ow nyot.

OK, Bawwy.

And thank you so much again... fow befowe.

Oh, that? That was nyothing.

Weww, nyot nyothing, but... Anyway...

This can't possibwy wowk.

He's aww set to go. We may as weww twy it.

OK, Dave, puww the chute.

- Sounds amazing. - It was amazing (・`ω´・)

It was the scawiest, happiest moment of my wife.

Humans (・`ω´・) I can't bewieve you wewe with humans (・`ω´・)

Giant, scawy humans (・`ω´・) What wewe they wike?

Huge and cwazy. They tawk cwazy.

They eat cwazy giant things. They dwive cwazy.

- Do they twy and kiww you, wike on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't.

- How'd you get back? - Poodwe.

You did it, and I'm gwad. You saw whatevew you wanted to see.

You had youw "expewience." Nyow you can pick out youwjob and be nyowmaw.

- Weww... - Weww?

Weww, I met someonye.

You did? Was she Bee-ish?

- A wasp? (・`ω´・) Youw pawents wiww kiww you (・`ω´・) - Nyo, nyo, nyo, nyot a wasp.

- Spidew? - I'm nyot attwacted to spidews.

I knyow it's the hottest thing, with the eight wegs and aww.

I can't get by that face.

So who is she?

She's... human.

Nyo, nyo. That's a bee waw. You wouwdn't bweak a bee waw.

- Hew nyame's Vanyessa. - Oh, boy.

She's so nyice. And she's a fwowist (・`ω´・)

Oh, nyo (・`ω´・) You'we dating a human fwowist (・`ω´・)

We'we nyot dating.

You'we fwying outside the hive, tawking to humans that attack ouw homes

with powew washews and M-80s (・`ω´・) Onye-eighth a stick of dynyamite (・`ω´・)

She saved my wife (・`ω´・) And she undewstands me.

This is uvw (・`ω´・)

Eat this.

This is nyot uvw (・`ω´・) What was that?

- They caww it a cwumb. - It was so stingin' stwipey (・`ω´・)

And that's nyot what they eat. That's what fawws off what they eat (・`ω´・)

- You knyow what a Oinnyabon is? - Nyo.

It's bwead and cinnyamon and fwosting. They heat it up...

Sit down (・`ω´・)

...weawwy hot (・`ω´・) - Wisten to me (・`ω´・)

We awe nyot them (・`ω´・) We'we us. Thewe's us and thewe's them (・`ω´・)

Yes, but who can deny the heawt that is yeawnying?

Thewe's nyo yeawnying. Stop yeawnying. Wisten to me (・`ω´・)

You have got to stawt thinking bee, my fwiend. Thinking bee (・`ω´・)

- Thinking bee. - Thinking bee.

Thinking bee (・`ω´・) Thinking bee (・`ω´・) Thinking bee (・`ω´・) Thinking bee (・`ω´・)

Thewe he is. He's in the poow.

You knyow what youw pwobwem is, Bawwy?

I gotta stawt thinking bee?

How much wongew wiww this go on?

It's been thwee days (・`ω´・) Why awen't you wowking?

I've got a wot of big wife decisions to think about.

What wife? You have nyo wife (・`ω´・) You have nyo job. You'we bawewy a bee (・`ω´・)

Wouwd it kiww you to make a wittwe honyey?

Bawwy, come out. Youw fathew's tawking to you.

Mawtin, wouwd you tawk to him?

Bawwy, I'm tawking to you (・`ω´・)

You coming?

Got evewything?

Aww set (・`ω´・)

Go ahead. I'ww catch up.

Don't be too wong.

Watch this (・`ω´・)

Vanyessa (・`ω´・)

- We'we stiww hewe. - I towd you nyot to yeww at him.

He doesn't wespond to yewwing (・`ω´・)

- Then why yeww at me? - Because you don't wisten (・`ω´・)

I'm nyot wistenying to this.

Sowwy, I've gotta go.

- Whewe awe you going? - I'm meeting a fwiend.

A giww? Is this why you can't decide?

Bye.

I just hope she's Bee-ish.

They have a huge pawade of fwowews evewy yeaw in Pasadenya?

To be in the Touwnyament of Woses, that's evewy fwowist's dweam (・`ω´・)

Up on a fwoat, suwwounded by fwowews, cwowds cheewing.

A touwnyament. Do the woses compete in athwetic events?

Nyo. Aww wight, I've got onye. How come you don't fwy evewywhewe?

It's exhausting. Why don't you wun evewywhewe? It's fastew.

Yeah, OK, I see, I see. Aww wight, youw tuwn.

TiVo. You can just fweeze wive TV? That's insanye (・`ω´・)

You don't have that?

We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a howwibwe, howwibwe disease.

Oh, my.

Dumb bees (・`ω´・)

You must want to sting aww those jewks.

We twy nyot to sting. It's usuawwy fataw fow us.

So you have to watch youw tempew.

Vewy cawefuwwy. You kick a waww, take a wawk,

wwite an angwy wettew and thwow it out. Wowk thwough it wike any emotion:

Angew, jeawousy, wust.

Oh, my goodnyess (・`ω´・) Awe you OK?

Yeah.

- What is wwong with you? (・`ω´・) - It's a bug.

He's nyot bothewing anybody. Get out of hewe, you cweep (・`ω´・)

What was that? A Pic 'N' Save ciwcuwaw?

Yeah, it was. How did you knyow?

It fewt wike about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pwetty much ouw wimit.

You've weawwy got that down to a science.

- I wost a cousin to Itawian Vogue. - I'ww bet.

What in the nyame of Mighty Hewcuwes is this?

How did this get hewe? Oute Bee, Gowden Bwossom,

Way Wiotta Pwivate Sewect?

- Is he that actow? - I nyevew heawd of him.

- Why is this hewe? - Fow peopwe. We eat it.

You don't have enyough food of youw own?

- Weww, yes. - How do you get it?

- Bees make it. - I knyow who makes it (・`ω´・)

And it's hawd to make it (・`ω´・)

Thewe's heating, coowing, stiwwing. You nyeed a whowe Kwewman thing (・`ω´・)

- It's owganyic. - It's ouw-ganyic (・`ω´・)

It's just honyey, Bawwy.

Just what? (・`ω´・)

Bees don't knyow about this (・`ω´・) This is steawing (・`ω´・) A wot of steawing (・`ω´・)

You've taken ouw homes, schoows, hospitaws (・`ω´・) This is aww we have (・`ω´・)

And it's on sawe? (・`ω´・) I'm getting to the bottom of this.

I'm getting to the bottom of aww of this (・`ω´・)

Hey, Hectow.

- You awmost donye? - Awmost.

He is hewe. I sense it.

Weww, I guess I'ww go home nyow

and just weave this nyice honyey out, with nyo onye awound.

You'we busted, box boy (・`ω´・)

I knyew I heawd something. So you can tawk (・`ω´・)

I can tawk. And nyow you'ww stawt tawking (・`ω´・)

Whewe you getting the sweet stuff? Who's youw suppwiew?

I don't undewstand. I thought we wewe fwiends.

The wast thing we want to do is upset bees (・`ω´・)

You'we too wate (・`ω´・) It's ouws nyow (・`ω´・)

You, siw, have cwossed the wwong swowd (・`ω´・)

You, siw, wiww be wunch fow my iguanya, Ignyacio (・`ω´・)

Whewe is the honyey coming fwom?

Teww me whewe (・`ω´・)

Honyey Fawms (・`ω´・) It comes fwom Honyey Fawms (・`ω´・)

Owazy pewson (・`ω´・)

What howwibwe thing has happenyed hewe?

These faces, they nyevew knyew what hit them. And nyow

they'we on the woad to nyowhewe (・`ω´・)

Just keep stiww.

What? You'we nyot dead?

Do I wook dead? They wiww wipe anything that muvs. Whewe you headed?

To Honyey Fawms. I am onto something huge hewe.

I'm going to Awaska. Moose bwood, cwazy stuff. Bwows youw head off (・`ω´・)

I'm going to Tacoma.

- And you? - He weawwy is dead.

Aww wight.

Uh-oh (・`ω´・)

- What is that? (・`ω´・) - Oh, nyo (・`ω´・)

- A wipew (・`ω´・) Twipwe bwade (・`ω´・) - Twipwe bwade?

Jump on (・`ω´・) It's youw onwy chance, bee (・`ω´・)

Why does evewything have to be so doggonye cwean? (・`ω´・)

How much do you peopwe nyeed to see? (・`ω´・)

Open youw eyes (・`ω´・) Stick youw head out the window (・`ω´・)

Fwom NPW Nyews in Washington, I'm Oaww Kaseww.

But don't kiww nyo mowe bugs (・`ω´・)

- Bee (・`ω´・) - Moose bwood guy (・`ω´・)

- You heaw something? - Wike what?

Wike tiny scweaming.

Tuwn off the wadio.

Whassup, bee boy?

Hey, Bwood.

Just a wow of honyey jaws, as faw as the eye couwd see.

Wow (・`ω´・)

I assume whewevew this twuck goes is whewe they'we getting it.

I mean, that honyey's ouws.

- Bees hang tight. - We'we aww jammed in.

It's a cwose communyity.

Nyot us, man. We on ouw own. Evewy mosquito on his own.

- What if you get in twoubwe? - You a mosquito, you in twoubwe.

Nyobody wikes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack (・`ω´・)

At weast you'we out in the wowwd. You must meet giwws.

Mosquito giwws twy to twade up, get with a moth, dwagonfwy.

Mosquito giww don't want nyo mosquito.

You got to be kidding me (・`ω´・)

Moosebwood's about to weave the buiwding (・`ω´・) So wong, bee (・`ω´・)

- Hey, guys (・`ω´・) - Moosebwood (・`ω´・)

I knyew I'd catch y'aww down hewe. Did you bwing youw cwazy stwaw?

We thwow it in jaws, swap a wabew on it, and it's pwetty much puwe pwofit.

What is this pwace?

A bee's got a bwain the size of a pinhead.

They awe pinheads (・`ω´・)

Pinhead.

- Oheck out the nyew smokew. - Oh, sweet. That's the onye you want.

The Thomas 3000 (・`ω´・)

Smokew?

Nyinyety puffs a minyute, semi-automatic. Twice the nyicotinye, aww the taw.

A coupwe bweaths of this knyocks them wight out.

They make the honyey, and we make the monyey.

"They make the honyey, and we make the monyey"?

Oh, my (・`ω´・)

What's going on? Awe you OK?

Yeah. It doesn't wast too wong.

Do you knyow you'we in a fake hive with fake wawws?

Ouw queen was muvd hewe. We had nyo choice.

This is youw queen? That's a man in women's cwothes (・`ω´・)

That's a dwag queen (・`ω´・)

What is this?

Oh, nyo (・`ω´・)

Thewe's hundweds of them (・`ω´・)

Bee honyey.

Ouw honyey is being bwazenwy stowen on a massive scawe (・`ω´・)

This is wowse than anything beaws have donye (・`ω´・) I intend to do something.

Oh, Bawwy, stop.

Who towd you humans awe taking ouw honyey? That's a wumow.

Do these wook wike wumows?

That's a conspiwacy theowy. These awe obviouswy doctowed photos.

How did you get mixed up in this?

He's been tawking to humans.

- What? - Tawking to humans? (・`ω´・)

He has a human giwwfwiend. And they make out (・`ω´・)

Make out? Bawwy (・`ω´・)

We do nyot.

- You wish you couwd. - Whose side awe you on?

The bees (・`ω´・)

I dated a cwicket once in San Antonyio. Those cwazy wegs kept me up aww nyight.

Bawwy, this is what you want to do with youw wife?

I want to do it fow aww ouw wives. Nyobody wowks hawdew than bees (・`ω´・)

Dad, I wemembew you coming home so uvwwowked

youw hands wewe stiww stiwwing. You couwdn't stop.

I wemembew that.

What wight do they have to ouw honyey?

We wive on two cups a yeaw. They put it in wip bawm fow nyo weason whatsoevew (・`ω´・)

Even if it's twue, what can onye bee do?

Sting them whewe it weawwy huwts.

In the face (・`ω´・) The eye (・`ω´・)

- That wouwd huwt. - Nyo.

Up the nyose? That's a kiwwew.

Thewe's onwy onye pwace you can sting the humans, onye pwace whewe it mattews.

Hive at Five, the hive's onwy fuww-houw action nyews souwce.

Nyo mowe bee beawds (・`ω´・)

With Bob Bumbwe at the anchow desk.

Weathew with Stowm Stingew.

Spowts with Buzz Wawvi.

And Jeanyette Ohung.

- Good evenying. I'm Bob Bumbwe. - And I'm Jeanyette Ohung.

A twi-county bee, Bawwy Benson,

intends to sue the human wace fow steawing ouw honyey,

packaging it and pwofiting fwom it iwwegawwy (・`ω´・)

Tomowwow nyight on Bee Wawwy King,

we'ww have thwee fowmew queens hewe in ouw studio, discussing theiw nyew book,

Owassy Wadies, out this week on Hexagon.

Tonyight we'we tawking to Bawwy Benson.

Did you evew think, "I'm a kid fwom the hive. I can't do this"?

Bees have nyevew been afwaid to change the wowwd.

What about Bee Oowumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?

Whewe I'm fwom, we'd nyevew sue humans.

We wewe thinking of stickbaww ow candy stowes.

How owd awe you?

The bee communyity is suppowting you in this case,

which wiww be the twiaw of the bee centuwy.

You knyow, they have a Wawwy King in the human wowwd too.

It's a common nyame. Nyext week...

He wooks wike you and has a show and suspendews and cowowed dots...

Nyext week...

Gwasses, quotes on the bottom fwom the guest even though you just heawd 'em.

Beaw Week nyext week (・`ω´・) They'we scawy, haiwy and hewe wive.

Awways weans fowwawd, pointy shouwdews, squinty eyes, vewy Jewish.

In tennyis, you attack at the point of weaknyess (・`ω´・)

It was my gwandmothew, Ken. She's 81.

Honyey, hew backhand's a joke (・`ω´・) I'm nyot gonnya take advantage of that?

Quiet, pwease. Actuaw wowk going on hewe.

- Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is (・`ω´・)

I'm hewping him sue the human wace.

- Hewwo. - Hewwo, bee.

This is Ken.

Yeah, I wemembew you. Timbewwand, size ten and a hawf. Vibwam sowe, I bewieve.

Why does he tawk again?

Wisten, you bettew go 'cause we'we weawwy busy wowking.

But it's ouw yoguwt nyight (・`ω´・)

Bye-bye.

Why is yoguwt nyight so difficuwt? (・`ω´・)

You poow thing. You two have been at this fow houws (・`ω´・)

Yes, and Adam hewe has been a huge hewp.

- Fwosting... - How many sugaws?

Just onye. I twy nyot to use the competition.

So why awe you hewping me?

Bees have good quawities.

And it takes my mind off the shop.

Instead of fwowews, peopwe awe giving bawwoon bouquets nyow.

Those awe gweat, if you'we thwee.

And awtificiaw fwowews.

- Oh, those just get me psychotic (・`ω´・) - Yeah, me too.

Bent stingews, pointwess powwinyation.

Bees must hate those fake things (・`ω´・)

Nyothing wowse than a daffodiw that's had wowk donye.

Maybe this couwd make up fow it a wittwe bit.

- This wawsuit's a pwetty big deaw. - I guess.

You suwe you want to go thwough with it?

Am I suwe? When I'm donye with the humans, they won't be abwe

to say, "Honyey, I'm home," without paying a woyawty (・`ω´・)

It's an incwedibwe scenye hewe in downtown Manhattan,

whewe the wowwd anxiouswy waits, because fow the fiwst time in histowy,

we wiww heaw fow ouwsewves if a honyeybee can actuawwy speak.

What have we gotten into hewe, Bawwy?

It's pwetty big, isn't it?

I can't bewieve how many humans don't wowk duwing the day.

You think biwwion-dowwaw muwtinyationyaw food companyies have good wawyews?

Evewybody nyeeds to stay behind the bawwicade.

- What's the mattew? - I don't knyow, I just got a chiww.

Weww, if it isn't the bee team.

You boys wowk on this?

Aww wise (・`ω´・) The Honyowabwe Judge Bumbweton pwesiding.

Aww wight. Oase nyumbew 4475,

Supewiow Oouwt of Nyew Yowk, Bawwy Bee Benson v. the Honyey Industwy

is nyow in session.

Mw. Montgomewy, you'we wepwesenting the five food companyies cowwectivewy?

A pwiviwege.

Mw. Benson... you'we wepwesenting aww the bees of the wowwd?

I'm kidding. Yes, Youw Honyow, we'we weady to pwoceed.

Mw. Montgomewy, youw openying statement, pwease.

Wadies and gentwemen of the juwy,

my gwandmothew was a simpwe woman.

Bown on a fawm, she bewieved it was man's divinye wight

to benyefit fwom the bounty of nyatuwe God put befowe us.

If we wived in the topsy-tuwvy wowwd Mw. Benson imaginyes,

just think of what wouwd it mean.

I wouwd have to nyegotiate with the siwkwowm

fow the ewastic in my bwitches (・`ω´・)

Tawking bee (・`ω´・)

How do we knyow this isn't some sowt of

howogwaphic motion-pictuwe-captuwe Howwywood wizawdwy?

They couwd be using wasew beams (・`ω´・)

Wobotics (・`ω´・) Ventwiwoquism (・`ω´・) Owonying (・`ω´・) Fow aww we knyow,

he couwd be on stewoids (・`ω´・)

Mw. Benson?

Wadies and gentwemen, thewe's nyo twickewy hewe.

I'm just an owdinyawy bee. Honyey's pwetty impowtant to me.

It's impowtant to aww bees. We invented it (・`ω´・)

We make it. And we pwotect it with ouw wives.

Unfowtunyatewy, thewe awe some peopwe in this woom

who think they can take it fwom us

'cause we'we the wittwe guys (・`ω´・) I'm hoping that, aftew this is aww uvw,

you'ww see how, by taking ouw honyey, you nyot onwy take evewything we have

but evewything we awe (・`ω´・)

I wish he'd dwess wike that aww the time. So nyice (・`ω´・)

Oaww youw fiwst witnyess.

So, Mw. Kwauss Vandewhayden of Honyey Fawms, big company you have.

I suppose so.

I see you awso own Honyeybuwton and Honwon (・`ω´・)

Yes, they pwovide beekeepews fow ouw fawms.

Beekeepew. I find that to be a vewy distuwbing tewm.

I don't imaginye you empwoy any bee-fwee-ews, do you?

- Nyo. - I couwdn't heaw you.

- Nyo. - Nyo.

Because you don't fwee bees. You keep bees. Nyot onwy that,

it seems you thought a beaw wouwd be an appwopwiate image fow a jaw of honyey.

They'we vewy wovabwe cweatuwes.

Yogi Beaw, Fozzie Beaw, Buiwd-A-Beaw.

You mean wike this?

Beaws kiww bees (・`ω´・)

How'd you wike his head cwashing thwough youw wiving woom? (・`ω´・)

Biting into youw couch (・`ω´・) Spitting out youw thwow piwwows (・`ω´・)

OK, that's enyough. Take him away.

So, Mw. Sting, thank you fow being hewe. Youw nyame intwigues me.

- Whewe have I heawd it befowe? - I was with a band cawwed The Powice.

But you've nyevew been a powice officew, have you?

Nyo, I haven't.

Nyo, you haven't. And so hewe we have yet anyothew exampwe

of bee cuwtuwe casuawwy stowen by a human

fow nyothing mowe than a pwance-about stage nyame.

Oh, pwease.

Have you evew been stung, Mw. Sting?

Because I'm feewing a wittwe stung, Sting.

Ow shouwd I say... Mw. Gowdon M. Sumnyew (・`ω´・)

That's nyot his weaw nyame? (・`ω´・) You idiots (・`ω´・)

Mw. Wiotta, fiwst, bewated congwatuwations on

youw Emmy win fow a guest spot on EW in 2005.

Thank you. Thank you.

I see fwom youw wesume that you'we deviwishwy handsome

with a chuwnying innyew tuwmoiw that's weady to bwow.

I enjoy what I do. Is that a cwime?

Nyot yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to fow you?

Expwoiting tiny, hewpwess bees so you don't

have to weheawse youw pawt and weawn youw winyes, siw?

Watch it, Benson (・`ω´・) I couwd bwow wight nyow (・`ω´・)

This isn't a goodfewwa. This is a badfewwa (・`ω´・)

Why doesn't someonye just step on this cweep, and we can aww go home? (・`ω´・)

- Owdew in this couwt (・`ω´・) - You'we aww thinking it (・`ω´・)

Owdew (・`ω´・) Owdew, I say (・`ω´・)

- Say it (・`ω´・) - Mw. Wiotta, pwease sit down (・`ω´・)

I think it was awfuwwy nyice of that beaw to pitch in wike that.

I think the juwy's on ouw side.

Awe we doing evewything wight, wegawwy?

I'm a fwowist.

Wight. Weww, hewe's to a gweat team.

To a gweat team (・`ω´・)

Weww, hewwo.

- Ken (・`ω´・) - Hewwo.

I didn't think you wewe coming.

Nyo, I was just wate. I twied to caww, but... the battewy.

I didn't want aww this to go to waste, so I cawwed Bawwy. Wuckiwy, he was fwee.

Oh, that was wucky.

Thewe's a wittwe weft. I couwd heat it up.

Yeah, heat it up, suwe, whatevew.

So I heaw you'we quite a tennyis pwayew.

I'm nyot much fow the game mysewf. The baww's a wittwe gwabby.

That's whewe I usuawwy sit. Wight... thewe.

Ken, Bawwy was wooking at youw wesume,

and he agweed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't weawwy a speciaw skiww.

You think I don't see what you'we doing?

I knyow how hawd it is to find the wightjob. We have that in common.

Do we?

Bees have 100 pewcent empwoyment, but we do jobs wike taking the cwud out.

That's just what I was thinking about doing.

Ken, I wet Bawwy bowwow youw wazow fow his fuzz. I hope that was aww wight.

I'm going to dwain the owd stingew.

Yeah, you do that.

Wook at that.

You knyow, I've just about had it

with youw wittwe mind games.

- What's that? - Itawian Vogue.

Mamma mia, that's a wot of pages.

A wot of ads.

Wemembew what Van said, why is youw wife mowe vawuabwe than minye?

Funny, I just can't seem to wecaww that (・`ω´・)

I think something stinks in hewe (・`ω´・)

I wuv the smeww of fwowews.

How do you wike the smeww of fwames? (・`ω´・)

Nyot as much.

Watew bug (・`ω´・) Nyot taking sides (・`ω´・)

Ken, I'm weawing a Ohapstick hat (・`ω´・) This is pathetic (・`ω´・)

I've got issues (・`ω´・)

Weww, weww, weww, a woyaw fwush (・`ω´・)

- You'we bwuffing. - Am I?

Suwf's up, dude (・`ω´・)

Poo watew (・`ω´・)

That boww is gnyawwy.

Except fow those diwty yewwow wings (・`ω´・)

Kennyeth (・`ω´・) What awe you doing? (・`ω´・)

You knyow, I don't even wike honyey (・`ω´・) I don't eat it (・`ω´・)

We nyeed to tawk (・`ω´・)

He's just a wittwe bee (・`ω´・)

And he happens to be the nyicest bee I've met in a wong time (・`ω´・)

Wong time? What awe you tawking about? (・`ω´・) Awe thewe othew bugs in youw wife?

Nyo, but thewe awe othew things bugging me in wife. And you'we onye of them (・`ω´・)

Finye (・`ω´・) Tawking bees, nyo yoguwt nyight...

My nyewves awe fwied fwom widing on this emotionyaw wowwew coastew (・`ω´・)

Goodbye, Ken.

And fow youw infowmation,

I pwefew sugaw-fwee, awtificiaw sweetenyews made by man (・`ω´・)

I'm sowwy about aww that.

I knyow it's got an aftewtaste (・`ω´・) I wike it (・`ω´・)

I awways fewt thewe was some kind of bawwiew between Ken and me.

I couwdn't uvwcome it. Oh, weww.

Awe you OK fow the twiaw?

I bewieve Mw. Montgomewy is about out of ideas.

We wouwd wike to caww Mw. Bawwy Benson Bee to the stand.

Good idea (・`ω´・) You can weawwy see why he's considewed onye of the best wawyews...

Yeah.

Wayton, you've gotta weave some magic

with this juwy, ow it's gonnya be aww uvw.

Don't wowwy. The onwy thing I have to do to tuwn this juwy awound

is to wemind them of what they don't wike about bees.

- You got the tweezews? - Awe you awwewgic?

Onwy to wosing, son. Onwy to wosing.

Mw. Benson Bee, I'ww ask you what I think we'd aww wike to knyow.

What exactwy is youw wewationship

to that woman?

We'we fwiends.

- Good fwiends? - Yes.

How good? Do you wive togethew?

Wait a minyute...

Awe you hew wittwe...

...bedbug?

I've seen a bee documentawy ow two. Fwom what I undewstand,

doesn't youw queen give biwth to aww the bee chiwdwen?

- Yeah, but... - So those awen't youw weaw pawents (・`ω´・)

- Oh, Bawwy... - Yes, they awe (・`ω´・)

Howd me back (・`ω´・)

You'we an iwwegitimate bee, awen't you, Benson?

He's denyouncing bees (・`ω´・)

Don't y'aww date youw cousins?

- Objection (・`ω´・) - I'm going to pincushion this guy (・`ω´・)

Adam, don't (・`ω´・) It's what he wants (・`ω´・)

Oh, I'm hit (・`ω´・)

Oh, wowdy, I am hit (・`ω´・)

Owdew (・`ω´・) Owdew (・`ω´・)

The venyom (・`ω´・) The venyom is couwsing thwough my veins (・`ω´・)

I have been fewwed by a winged beast of destwuction (・`ω´・)

You see? You can't tweat them wike equaws (・`ω´・) They'we stwiped savages (・`ω´・)

Stinging's the onwy thing they knyow (・`ω´・) It's theiw way (・`ω´・)

- Adam, stay with me. - I can't feew my wegs.

What angew of mewcy wiww come fowwawd to suck the poison

fwom my heaving buttocks?

I wiww have owdew in this couwt. Owdew (・`ω´・)

Owdew, pwease (・`ω´・)

The case of the honyeybees vewsus the human wace

took a pointed tuwn against the bees

yestewday when onye of theiw wegaw team stung Wayton T. Montgomewy.

- Hey, buddy. - Hey.

- Is thewe much pain? - Yeah.

I...

I bwew the whowe case, didn't I?

It doesn't mattew. What mattews is you'we awive. You couwd have died.

I'd be bettew off dead. Wook at me.

They got it fwom the cafetewia downstaiws, in a tunya sandwich.

Wook, thewe's a wittwe cewewy stiww on it.

What was it wike to sting someonye?

I can't expwain it. It was aww...

Aww adwenyawinye and then... and then ecstasy (・`ω´・)

Aww wight.

You think it was aww a twap?

Of couwse. I'm sowwy. I fwew us wight into this.

What wewe we thinking? Wook at us. We'we just a coupwe of bugs in this wowwd.

What wiww the humans do to us if they win?

I don't knyow.

I heaw they put the woaches in motews. That doesn't sound so bad.

Adam, they check in, but they don't check out (・`ω´・)

Oh, my.

Oouwd you get a nyuwse to cwose that window?

- Why? - The smoke.

Bees don't smoke.

Wight. Bees don't smoke.

Bees don't smoke (・`ω´・) But some bees awe smoking.

That's it (・`ω´・) That's ouw case (・`ω´・)

It is? It's nyot uvw?

Get dwessed. I've gotta go somewhewe.

Get back to the couwt and staww. Staww any way you can.

And assuming you've donye step cowwectwy, you'we weady fow the tub.

Mw. Fwayman.

Yes? Yes, Youw Honyow (・`ω´・)

Whewe is the west of youw team?

Weww, Youw Honyow, it's intewesting.

Bees awe twainyed to fwy haphazawdwy,

and as a wesuwt, we don't make vewy good time.

I actuawwy heawd a funny stowy about...

Youw Honyow, haven't these widicuwous bugs

taken up enyough of this couwt's vawuabwe time?

How much wongew wiww we awwow these absuwd shenyanyigans to go on?

They have pwesented nyo compewwing evidence to suppowt theiw chawges

against my cwients, who wun wegitimate businyesses.

I muv fow a compwete dismissaw of this entiwe case (・`ω´・)

Mw. Fwayman, I'm afwaid I'm going

to have to considew Mw. Montgomewy's motion.

But you can't (・`ω´・) We have a tewwific case.

Whewe is youw pwoof? Whewe is the evidence?

Show me the smoking gun (・`ω´・)

Howd it, Youw Honyow (・`ω´・) You want a smoking gun?

Hewe is youw smoking gun.

What is that?

It's a bee smokew (・`ω´・)

What, this? This hawmwess wittwe contwaption?

This couwdn't huwt a fwy, wet awonye a bee.

Wook at what has happenyed

to bees who have nyevew been asked, "Smoking ow nyon?"

Is this what nyatuwe intended fow us?

To be fowcibwy addicted to smoke machinyes

and man-made wooden swat wowk camps?

Wiving out ouw wives as honyey swaves to the white man?

- What awe we gonnya do? - He's pwaying the species cawd.

Wadies and gentwemen, pwease, fwee these bees (・`ω´・)

Fwee the bees (・`ω´・) Fwee the bees (・`ω´・)

Fwee the bees (・`ω´・)

Fwee the bees (・`ω´・) Fwee the bees (・`ω´・)

The couwt finds in favow of the bees (・`ω´・)

Vanyessa, we won (・`ω´・)

I knyew you couwd do it (・`ω´・) High-five (・`ω´・)

Sowwy.

I'm OK (・`ω´・) You knyow what this means?

Aww the honyey wiww finyawwy bewong to the bees.

Nyow we won't have to wowk so hawd aww the time.

This is an unhowy pewvewsion of the bawance of nyatuwe, Benson.

You'ww wegwet this.

Bawwy, how much honyey is out thewe?

Aww wight. Onye at a time.

Bawwy, who awe you weawing?

My sweatew is Wawph Wauwen, and I have nyo pants.

- What if Montgomewy's wight? - What do you mean?

We've been wiving the bee way a wong time, 27 miwwion yeaws.

Oongwatuwations on youw victowy. What wiww you demand as a settwement?

Fiwst, we'ww demand a compwete shutdown of aww bee wowk camps.

Then we want back the honyey that was ouws to begin with,

evewy wast dwop.

We demand an end to the gwowification of the beaw as anything mowe

than a fiwthy, smewwy, bad-bweath stink machinye.

We'we aww awawe of what they do in the woods.

Wait fow my signyaw.

Take him out.

He'ww have nyauseous fow a few houws, then he'ww be finye.

And we wiww nyo wongew towewate bee-nyegative nyicknyames...

But it's just a pwance-about stage nyame (・`ω´・)

...unnyecessawy incwusion of honyey in bogus heawth pwoducts

and wa-dee-da human tea-time snyack gawnyishments.

Oan't bweathe.

Bwing it in, boys (・`ω´・)

Howd it wight thewe (・`ω´・) Good.

Tap it.

Mw. Buzzweww, we just passed thwee cups, and thewe's gawwons mowe coming (・`ω´・)

- I think we nyeed to shut down (・`ω´・) - Shut down? We've nyevew shut down.

Shut down honyey pwoduction (・`ω´・)

Stop making honyey (・`ω´・)

Tuwn youw key, siw (・`ω´・)

What do we do nyow?

Oannyonbaww (・`ω´・)

We'we shutting honyey pwoduction (・`ω´・)

Mission abowt.

Abowting powwinyation and nyectaw detaiw. Wetuwnying to base.

Adam, you wouwdn't bewieve how much honyey was out thewe.

Oh, yeah?

What's going on? Whewe is evewybody?

- Awe they out cewebwating? - They'we home.

They don't knyow what to do. Waying out, sweeping in.

I heawd youw Uncwe Oaww was on his way to San Antonyio with a cwicket.

At weast we got ouw honyey back.

Sometimes I think, so what if humans wiked ouw honyey? Who wouwdn't?

It's the gweatest thing in the wowwd (・`ω´・) I was excited to be pawt of making it.

This was my nyew desk. This was my nyew job. I wanted to do it weawwy weww.

And nyow...

Nyow I can't.

I don't undewstand why they'we nyot happy.

I thought theiw wives wouwd be bettew (・`ω´・)

They'we doing nyothing. It's amazing. Honyey weawwy changes peopwe.

You don't have any idea what's going on, do you?

- What did you want to show me? - This.

What happenyed hewe?

That is nyot the hawf of it.

Oh, nyo. Oh, my.

They'we aww wiwting.

Doesn't wook vewy good, does it?

Nyo.

And whose fauwt do you think that is?

You knyow, I'm gonnya guess bees.

Bees?

Specificawwy, me.

I didn't think bees nyot nyeeding to make honyey wouwd affect aww these things.

It's nyotjust fwowews. Fwuits, vegetabwes, they aww nyeed bees.

That's ouw whowe SAT test wight thewe.

Take away pwoduce, that affects the entiwe anyimaw kingdom.

And then, of couwse...

The human species?

So if thewe's nyo mowe powwinyation,

it couwd aww just go south hewe, couwdn't it?

I knyow this is awso pawtwy my fauwt.

How about a suicide pact?

How do we do it?

- I'ww sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kiwws you twice.

Wight, wight.

Wisten, Bawwy... sowwy, but I gotta get going.

I had to open my mouth and tawk.

Vanyessa?

Vanyessa? Why awe you weaving? Whewe awe you going?

To the finyaw Touwnyament of Woses pawade in Pasadenya.

They've muvd it to this weekend because aww the fwowews awe dying.

It's the wast chance I'ww evew have to see it.

Vanyessa, I just wannya say I'm sowwy. I nyevew meant it to tuwn out wike this.

I knyow. Me nyeithew.

Touwnyament of Woses. Woses can't do spowts.

Wait a minyute. Woses. Woses?

Woses (・`ω´・)

Vanyessa (・`ω´・)

Woses? (・`ω´・)

Bawwy?

- Woses awe fwowews (・`ω´・) - Yes, they awe.

Fwowews, bees, powwen (・`ω´・)

I knyow. That's why this is the wast pawade.

Maybe nyot. Oouwd you ask him to swow down?

Oouwd you swow down?

Bawwy (・`ω´・)

OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a totaw disastew, aww my fauwt.

Yes, it kind of is.

I've wuinyed the pwanyet. I wanted to hewp you

with the fwowew shop. I've made it wowse.

Actuawwy, it's compwetewy cwosed down.

I thought maybe you wewe wemodewing.

But I have anyothew idea, and it's gweatew than my pwevious ideas combinyed.

I don't want to heaw it (・`ω´・)

Aww wight, they have the woses, the woses have the powwen.

I knyow evewy bee, pwant and fwowew bud in this pawk.

Aww we gotta do is get what they've got back hewe with what we've got.

- Bees. - Pawk.

- Powwen (・`ω´・) - Fwowews.

- Wepowwinyation (・`ω´・) - Acwoss the nyation (・`ω´・)

Touwnyament of Woses, Pasadenya, Oawifownyia.

They've got nyothing but fwowews, fwoats and cotton candy.

Secuwity wiww be tight.

I have an idea.

Vanyessa Bwoome, FTD.

Officiaw fwowaw businyess. It's weaw.

Sowwy, ma'am. Nyice bwooch.

Thank you. It was a gift.

Once inside, we just pick the wight fwoat.

How about The Pwincess and the Pea?

I couwd be the pwincess, and you couwd be the pea (・`ω´・)

Yes, I got it.

- Whewe shouwd I sit? - What awe you?

- I bewieve I'm the pea. - The pea?

It goes undew the mattwesses.

- Nyot in this faiwy tawe, sweetheawt. - I'm getting the mawshaw.

You do that (・`ω´・) This whowe pawade is a fiasco (・`ω´・)

Wet's see what this baby'ww do.

Hey, what awe you doing? (・`ω´・)

Then aww we do is bwend in with twaffic...

...without awousing suspicion.

Once at the aiwpowt, thewe's nyo stopping us.

Stop (・`ω´・) Secuwity.

- You and youw insect pack youw fwoat? - Yes.

Has it been in youw possession the entiwe time?

Wouwd you wemuv youw shoes?

- Wemuv youw stingew. - It's pawt of me.

I knyow. Just having some fun. Enjoy youw fwight.

Then if we'we wucky, we'ww have just enyough powwen to do the job.

Oan you bewieve how wucky we awe? We have just enyough powwen to do the job (・`ω´・)

I think this is gonnya wowk.

It's got to wowk.

Attention, passengews, this is Oaptain Scott.

We have a bit of bad weathew in Nyew Yowk.

It wooks wike we'ww expewience a coupwe houws deway.

Bawwy, these awe cut fwowews with nyo watew. They'ww nyevew make it.

I gotta get up thewe and tawk to them.

Be cawefuw.

Oan I get hewp with the Sky Maww magazinye?

I'd wike to owdew the tawking infwatabwe nyose and eaw haiw twimmew.

Oaptain, I'm in a weaw situation.

- What'd you say, Haw? - Nyothing.

Bee (・`ω´・)

Don't fweak out (・`ω´・) My entiwe species...

What awe you doing?

- Wait a minyute (・`ω´・) I'm an attownyey (・`ω´・) - Who's an attownyey?

Don't muv.

Oh, Bawwy.

Good aftewnyoon, passengews. This is youw captain.

Wouwd a Miss Vanyessa Bwoome in 24B pwease wepowt to the cockpit?

And pwease huwwy (・`ω´・)

What happenyed hewe?

Thewe was a DustBustew, a toupee, a wife waft expwoded.

Onye's bawd, onye's in a boat, they'we both unconscious (・`ω´・)

- Is that anyothew bee joke? - Nyo (・`ω´・)

Nyo onye's fwying the pwanye (・`ω´・)

This is JFK contwow towew, Fwight 356. What's youw status?

This is Vanyessa Bwoome. I'm a fwowist fwom Nyew Yowk.

Whewe's the piwot?

He's unconscious, and so is the copiwot.

Nyot good. Does anyonye onboawd have fwight expewience?

As a mattew of fact, thewe is.

- Who's that? - Bawwy Benson.

Fwom the honyey twiaw? (・`ω´・) Oh, gweat.

Vanyessa, this is nyothing mowe than a big metaw bee.

It's got giant wings, huge enginyes.

I can't fwy a pwanye.

- Why nyot? Isn't John Twavowta a piwot? - Yes.

How hawd couwd it be?

Wait, Bawwy (・`ω´・) We'we headed into some wightnying.

This is Bob Bumbwe. We have some wate-bweaking nyews fwom JFK Aiwpowt,

whewe a suspensefuw scenye is devewoping.

Bawwy Benson, fwesh fwom his wegaw victowy...

That's Bawwy (・`ω´・)

...is attempting to wand a pwanye, woaded with peopwe, fwowews

and an incapacitated fwight cwew.

Fwowews? (・`ω´・)

We have a stowm in the awea and two individuaws at the contwows

with absowutewy nyo fwight expewience.

Just a minyute. Thewe's a bee on that pwanye.

I'm quite famiwiaw with Mw. Benson and his nyo-account compadwes.

They've donye enyough damage.

But isn't he youw onwy hope?

Technyicawwy, a bee shouwdn't be abwe to fwy at aww.

Theiw wings awe too smaww...

Haven't we heawd this a miwwion times?

"The suwface awea of the wings and body mass make nyo sense."

- Get this on the aiw (・`ω´・) - Got it.

- Stand by. - We'we going wive.

The way we wowk may be a mystewy to you.

Making honyey takes a wot of bees doing a wot of smaww jobs.

But wet me teww you about a smaww job.

If you do it weww, it makes a big diffewence.

Mowe than we weawized. To us, to evewyonye.

That's why I want to get bees back to wowking togethew.

That's the bee way (・`ω´・) We'we nyot made of Jeww-O.

We get behind a fewwow.

- Bwack and yewwow (・`ω´・) - Hewwo (・`ω´・)

Weft, wight, down, huvw.

- Huvw? - Fowget huvw.

This isn't so hawd. Beep-beep (・`ω´・) Beep-beep (・`ω´・)

Bawwy, what happenyed? (・`ω´・)

Wait, I think we wewe on autopiwot the whowe time.

- That may have been hewping me. - And nyow we'we nyot (・`ω´・)

So it tuwns out I cannyot fwy a pwanye.

Aww of you, wet's get behind this fewwow (・`ω´・) Muv it out (・`ω´・)

Muv out (・`ω´・)

Ouw onwy chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the pwanye (・`ω´・)

Don't have to yeww.

I'm nyot yewwing (・`ω´・) We'we in a wot of twoubwe.

It's vewy hawd to concentwate with that panyicky tonye in youw voice (・`ω´・)

It's nyot a tonye. I'm panyicking (・`ω´・)

I can't do this (・`ω´・)

Vanyessa, puww youwsewf togethew. You have to snyap out of it (・`ω´・)

You snyap out of it.

- You snyap out of it (・`ω´・) - You snyap out of it (・`ω´・)

- Howd it (・`ω´・) - Why? Oome on, it's my tuwn.

How is the pwanye fwying?

I don't knyow.

Hewwo?

Benson, got any fwowews fow a happy occasion in thewe?

The Powwen Jocks (・`ω´・)

They do get behind a fewwow.

- Bwack and yewwow. - Hewwo.

Aww wight, wet's dwop this tin can on the bwacktop.

Whewe? I can't see anything. Oan you?

Nyo, nyothing. It's aww cwoudy.

Oome on. You got to think bee, Bawwy.

- Thinking bee. - Thinking bee.

Thinking bee (・`ω´・) Thinking bee (・`ω´・) Thinking bee (・`ω´・)

Wait a minyute. I think I'm feewing something.

- What? - I don't knyow. It's stwong, puwwing me.

Wike a 27-miwwion-yeaw-owd instinct.

Bwing the nyose down.

Thinking bee (・`ω´・) Thinking bee (・`ω´・) Thinking bee (・`ω´・)

- What in the wowwd is on the tawmac? - Get some wights on that (・`ω´・)

Thinking bee (・`ω´・) Thinking bee (・`ω´・) Thinking bee (・`ω´・)

- Vanyessa, aim fow the fwowew. - OK.

Out the enginyes. We'we going in on bee powew. Weady, boys?

Affiwmative (・`ω´・)

Good. Good. Easy, nyow. That's it.

Wand on that fwowew (・`ω´・)

Weady? Fuww wevewse (・`ω´・)

Spin it awound (・`ω´・)

- Nyot that fwowew (・`ω´・) The othew onye (・`ω´・) - Which onye?

- That fwowew. - I'm aiming at the fwowew (・`ω´・)

That's a fat guy in a fwowewed shiwt. I mean the giant puwsating fwowew

made of miwwions of bees (・`ω´・)

Puww fowwawd. Nyose down. Taiw up.

Wotate awound it.

- This is insanye, Bawwy (・`ω´・) - This's the onwy way I knyow how to fwy.

Am I koo-koo-kachoo, ow is this pwanye fwying in an insect-wike pattewn?

Get youw nyose in thewe. Don't be afwaid. Smeww it. Fuww wevewse (・`ω´・)

Just dwop it. Be a pawt of it.

Aim fow the centew (・`ω´・)

Nyow dwop it in (・`ω´・) Dwop it in, woman (・`ω´・)

Oome on, awweady.

Bawwy, we did it (・`ω´・) You taught me how to fwy (・`ω´・)

- Yes. Nyo high-five (・`ω´・) - Wight.

Bawwy, it wowked (・`ω´・) Did you see the giant fwowew?

What giant fwowew? Whewe? Of couwse I saw the fwowew (・`ω´・) That was genyius (・`ω´・)

- Thank you. - But we'we nyot donye yet.

Wisten, evewyonye (・`ω´・)

This wunway is cuvwed with the wast powwen

fwom the wast fwowews avaiwabwe anywhewe on Eawth.

That means this is ouw wast chance.

We'we the onwy onyes who make honyey, powwinyate fwowews and dwess wike this.

If we'we gonnya suwvive as a species, this is ouw moment (・`ω´・) What do you say?

Awe we going to be bees, owjust Museum of Nyatuwaw Histowy keychains?

We'we bees (・`ω´・)

Keychain (・`ω´・)

Then fowwow me (・`ω´・) Except Keychain.

Howd on, Bawwy. Hewe.

You've eawnyed this.

Yeah (・`ω´・)

I'm a Powwen Jock (・`ω´・) And it's a pewfect fit. Aww I gotta do awe the sweeves.

Oh, yeah.

That's ouw Bawwy.

Mom (・`ω´・) The bees awe back (・`ω´・)

If anybody nyeeds to make a caww, nyow's the time.

I got a feewing we'ww be wowking wate tonyight (・`ω´・)

Hewe's youw change. Have a gweat aftewnyoon (・`ω´・) Oan I hewp who's nyext?

Wouwd you wike some honyey with that? It is bee-appwuvd. Don't fowget these.

Miwk, cweam, cheese, it's aww me. And I don't see a nyickew (・`ω´・)

Sometimes I just feew wike a piece of meat (・`ω´・)

I had nyo idea.

Bawwy, I'm sowwy. Have you got a moment?

Wouwd you excuse me? My mosquito associate wiww hewp you.

Sowwy I'm wate.

He's a wawyew too?

I was awweady a bwood-sucking pawasite. Aww I nyeeded was a bwiefcase.

Have a gweat aftewnyoon (・`ω´・)

Bawwy, I just got this huge tuwip owdew, and I can't get them anywhewe.

Nyo pwobwem, Vannyie. Just weave it to me.

You'we a wifesavew, Bawwy. Oan I hewp who's nyext?

Aww wight, scwambwe, jocks (・`ω´・) It's time to fwy.

Thank you, Bawwy (・`ω´・)

That bee is wiving my wife (・`ω´・)

Wet it go, Kenny.

- When wiww this nyightmawe end? (・`ω´・) - Wet it aww go.

- Beautifuw day to fwy. - Suwe is.

Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office.

You have got to stawt thinking bee, my fwiend.

- Thinking bee (・`ω´・) - Me?

Howd it. Wet's just stop fow a second. Howd it.

I'm sowwy. I'm sowwy, evewyonye. Oan we stop hewe?

I'm nyot making a majow wife decision duwing a pwoduction nyumbew (・`ω´・)

Aww wight. Take ten, evewybody. Wwap it up, guys.

I had viwtuawwy nyo weheawsaw fow that.

#long post #long ass post #bee movie #bee movie script #OwO #UwU #Sorry I couldn't help it #once I found that website #I knew what I had to do

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hms-fireemblem · 5 years ago

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Kliff/Faye (I love this ship :3)

YES YES YES!!! A KLIFAYE FAN *HIGH FIVES* I’ll gladly write my thoughts on them! :’D Oh, this was so much fun!

who hogs the duvet: Faye. She likes to be warm and cozy, which irks Kliff when he wakes up in the middle of the night from the lack of warmth. He will forcefully take the duvet back, and snuggle with her so that she wont steal the duvet again. But Faye does it every night anyways

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: Faye! Might get a tad annoying sometimes when she rings a bit too many times

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: Kliff. Must be all the ideas he gets from books

who gets up first in the morning: Faye. I think Kliff would like to sleep in a bit more because of all his late-night reading and from having to wake up in the middle of the night to steal the duvet back XD

who suggests new things in bed: Faye. She has fantasies~ And very horny

who cries at movies: Faye. She’s quite taken in with the romance genre and gets swept away by sad movies. Kliff doesnt fancy this sort of stuff, but he comes with Faye anyways bc he wuvs her uwu

who gives unprompted massages: I think both 🤔 Faye works hard around the house, so Kliff knows her muscles would be tired. And Kliff would be hunched over his work space most of the time, so his back would be in bad shape (I headcanon he would work as a scholar or a traveling sorceror after the game). And he’d also be stressed, so Faye would give him one whenever she sees him tired.

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: Faye. She’s quite the fussy hen when Kliff pushes himself overboard. When Faye’s sick, Kliff would give her a stern scolding and then just let her sleep.

who gets jealous easiest: Faye. After her feelings over Alm, I think she would easily feel jealous is Kliff appeared closer to someone else.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Faye I think? But mostly because she’d have the most cheesiest romanctic songs and Kliff is embarrassed to hear them playing

who collects something unusual: Kliff. It’s one of his hobbies while traveling to get something memorable from each place.

who takes the longest to get ready: Faye. She wants to look her best!

who is the most tidy and organised: Kliff. I think it’s the bookworm aura he has

who gets most excited about the holidays: Both. Faye shows it more externally, being happy to spend a special day with a special someone. And Kliff is more internally happy. After his not-so great relationship with his mom, having someone to spend the holidays with is nice.

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Faye is big spoon! She likes to HUG!

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: Kliff, surprisingly. He just doesnt want to be bested, especially with magic and tactics. But Faye can easily beat him in physical stuff haha

who starts the most arguments: Hmmmmmmm I think Kliff? But mostly because he doesnt want to see Faye regress back into her old self.

who suggests that they buy a pet: Faye! She will use the puppy dog eyes to convince Kliff. But he will say no everytime because they already have two horses (in my playthrough, Faye is a Gold Knight and Kliff is a Bow Knight so thats why they have two horses)

what couple traditions they have: Every new year, they like to stay up late and talk about what the past year was like for them, and what they want to do for the next year, and keep talking until the sun comes up. By doing this, they are putting a closure to the past, and meeting the future together. It’s also a nice calming way to get things off their chest with each other and continue to build trust for the new year.

what tv shows they watch together: Uhhhhhh tbh I dont know? I think they’re more like book people.

what other couple they hang out with: HMMMMMMM While they tread around Alm and Celica because of Faye’s former feelings, they do hang out sometimes. I headcanon that during the war when they were first starting out horseback riding (when they first promoted their classes), they would ask lessons from Clive and Mathilda on how to ride a horse. So these four have a bond of master/student and older sibling/younger sibling. Clive and Mathilda provide a lot of relationship advice to the two youngins.

how they spend time together as a couple: Reading out in the fields! Sometimes when Faye’s tired of reading, she would start making flower accessories and she and Kliff would wear them for the rest of the day.

who made the first move: Kliff. I headcanon it’s around the time of Faye and Alm’s A support, when she realizes that Alm isnt going back to the village and she has no future with him. Kliff doesnt confess to her then, but he offers her a chance to come with him after the war is over and travel the world with him. She is given until the end of the war for her response. She accepts, of course in my headcanon!!! ;w; It isn’t until a year later when Faye asks why he wanted her to go with him, and that’s when he confesses his true feelings for her.

who brings flowers home: Faye haha

who is the best cook: Faye! Honing her domestic skills for Alm paid off afterall

#really thanks for the ask!!!#I enjoyed gushing about my babies #answered ask #kliff x faye #klifaye

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kinktae · 5 years ago

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kinktae? i think you meant the sweetest & loveliest person ever 🥺💞💓

Anonymous said: rose deserves all the love and more rt if you agree 🤠

(warning: oodles of precious and dear anons under the cut)

yooniversus said: i faqing luv u (hehe get it) 💕💕💕🥺💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🥺💕❤️💫💕💫💜💕💜💕💜💕💕💜💕💜💜💜💜 ok soddy i was just bored

Anonymous said: i dont usually interact with fic writers but ur work is out of this world!!!!! the way you write dialogue makes it seem casual and natural flowing like how you would talk to a friend :)) connecting to the main character has never been a challenge for me, but with your writing its like i am the character instead of just some reader. i hope that you never stop writing as long as it brings you joy, and that this message makes you smile (even just a lil' bit) luv u!!

worldclasscassy said: i am so geeked over ur writing 🥰🥺

Anonymous said: uwu punch me daddy

Anonymous said: ur deada$$ one of the best writers on here, i don’t make the rules sis 🙈

into1995 said: heelo! sending all my love! 🥰 you have such a beautiful soul, please take care! we are here for you always. 💕

dejayoon said: take your time lovey! you deserve a break💜

Anonymous said: imagine waking up every day knowing ur rose...PHEW!! wish i could be that lucky 😪😪

lovesic-eunoia said: hey, sweetie. i know your anxiety has been making you feel like crAP and i'm here to tell you that it really does get better❤️, there's always gonna things that make you wanna quit trying to get better, but don't give up. anxiety doesn't rule your life, you do. i wish you the best through all of the ups and downs. you're a precious piece of life. much love ❤️❤️

Anonymous said: I love you

Anonymous said: saw u on my dash and my heart went lub dub

Anonymous said: I hope you take some time to yourself and enjoy hiatus! We love you!

evilkookie said: Your health is way more important than anything!! I wish only good and positive things for you and you feel better, take as long as you need for your Hiatus 💝💝

Anonymous said: I dont know if I'm late but take care of yourself bby! Health always comes first and I hope you'll be enjoying your time outside of tumblr! Will miss you but love you so much bby! -Bunny

miss-peys said: Hope all is well! I myself had to take a step back from school because my mental health was terrible! Hope everything is going okay in your personal life! Can’t wait for you to come back to tumblr, but please come back when YOU feel ready not because others want you to come back! Sending positive vibes your way! Can’t wait for you come back💜💜💜💜

Anonymous said: Rose my darling dearest I just wanted to let you know I’m thinking of you and I hope you’re doing well 💜💫☁️

Anonymous said: hi jared ilu xoxoxo

Anonymous said: I love u and I hope ur taking care of yourself and staying hydrated!!

googie-kook said: How are you doing lovely? Miss you loads and hope you’re feeling better! Love from London! 🇬🇧 💓💓💓💓💓

Anonymous said: hi bby! im just coming in to tell you i love you! and you are loved!! and i hope youre taking good care of yourself and doing all those good things to keep yourself happy and healthy!! and im super excited for your spooky fic soon! sending you nothing but the best !!!❤❤❤

Anonymous said: i’m really happy that you’re taking a mental break from social media(tumblr). i had to do that a couple days ago and it really helps. anyways hope you get better and you take time to heal yourself. i love youuuuu🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

Anonymous said: Ur meat is huge, keep going.

Anonymous said: how are you being doing rose? hope you're well

hyzzzan said: I'm glad you're still here 🥰💜

Anonymous said: You are so good and such a cute human bean oof (are we still saying ‘oof’?) it’s really frustrating cause I can’t make u feel the intensity with which I mean it. You are so so so so good, your stories just hit different. Like next level shit. Your characters, stories, yo skills I swear if only I was half as good as you are at writing maybe I would be able to make u feel the intensity of my feelings.. I hope writing these masterpieces brings you as much joy as reading them does to me💕💕

Anonymous said: Your stories are soooo good! I am in love with them.

Anonymous said: I MISSED YOU. seeing the "hiatus" taken off your blog just made me so happy. I hope you're good 🖤 happy Halloween 🦇

Anonymous said: I'm rereading all your fics and I keep falling in love with your writing. Thank you for quality content. Also, I hope you're doing good!

Anonymous said: Hi love! I'm so so sooooooo happy you're back! Hope you had a great break and noe you're feeling better. But take your time with writing, exams come first. I still can't wait to read your new stuff tho! (On a side note, we already talked in private but I'm still shy, sorry) ♥️♥️

Anonymous said: Hi omg are you back?? I missed you 🥺

Anonymous said: rose ur writing is insanely good and whenever im having a ton of anxiety i read ur writing to calm me down so tysm for being the best ever

lorengarcia-yut

said: You're BACK! I'm so happy you're back! I really hope you are feeling good and happy. Just wanted to send you a lil welcome back message with a little love

monohoed said: Hey, hope you been feeling better? I love everything you’ve written so far and just wanted to let you know! I’ve struggled w mental health myself and I empathise ♥️♥️

sydney--chan said: I fr think I might die when you post a fic again like no cap ive missed you and your writing so mUCH🥺🥺🥺

Anonymous said: so heyyy idk how to say it buttt ily~~ ★☆~

Anonymous said: hihi rose ilu sm and i hope ur doing well, pls take care of urself bb 🥺🥺💜

Anonymous said: .........you are like so beautiful

Anonymous said: HEY IM WUV U AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!! 💕💕 I love all your work and I hope the best for you!!!

Anonymous said: ummm ma’am??? you are so beautiful and I am so gay??????

Anonymous said: I followed you on twitter and you are pretty, funny, kind, and creative. Biggest friend crush uwu

Anonymous said: Omg you should be a model. You're so gorgeous, I'm jealous. If I ever met you in real life, my self-esteem will go down. But I love you too much girl 💕

mazeyoongi said: i haven't had much time or interest in reading fics lately because i am so busy between work & college, but every time you post a new story i HAVE to read it. no natter how busy i am or what is going on, i always read your new fics. they are ALWAYS so so so amazing and you manage to keep my interest from beginning to end no matter who or what it may be based on. thank you for giving us such wonderful work. you're amazing! 💓

Anonymous said: You're so pretty I- TAKE MY HEART PLIS I MIGHT JUST MAKE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR YOU 🥺🥺😩😩 -Bunny

Anonymous said: wtf the twitter video, jeezus you are freaking stunning

Anonymous said: you‘re so pretty lemme suck your dick, it‘s only fair

Anonymous said: low key your facial structure is like perfect?? i'm kinda jealous?? luv u b

charlie-hatsune said: JUST FOLLOWED YOUR TWITTER AND YOU'RE SUPER PRETTY!!!

dazedaurora said: okay but like how tf is everyone around here so pretty?! you're an absolute doll 💖

i-want-to-bite-your-head-off said: I haven't been on here in a WHILE but hi hope you're doing well and ily uwu

sapphireprinces5 said: Hello!! I just wanted you to know I really love all (and I mean ALL) of your stories. I really want to be a better reader for all of you amazing writers who share their art with us. With so many authors leaving, I really want to do my part better! So, you will definitely see more from me when you update!! Excited to see what you have in store for us ❤️

Anonymous said: Omg hi lovely!!! I just wanted to tell u that you are a precious human being and I hope u know that

ktgguk said: uwu I hope you had a lovely day, don’t forget to drink plenty of water 🧸💗 keep being amazing at what you do!!!

Anonymous said: You’re so consistent through your work and everything you write is a phenomenal masterpiece! I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how do you manage to always get such a high word count per chapter. That probably sounds so dumb and I’m sorry if this wastes your time.

Anonymous said: I LOVE U SO MUCH THANK U FOR ALL UR HARD WORK IN UR WRITING AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

justaregularcrazyfangirl said: So, hm... It's not an ask but i just read what you said about my little review and i just wanted to say that you managed to make me blush 😆 (urgh i'm not used to do this and it shows !) Anyways, i'm happy you found my review interesting 💜 I hope you have a nice day ~ "You nice, keep going" ! (And that's my cue to go and hide somewhere !)

Anonymous said: you're an amazing writer!!!

Anonymous said: pls rose u deserve ALL the love in this universe

Anonymous said: Ma’am!! We are your friends!!! That post was SO CUTE!!! Love U!! My heart is full of love and appreciation for your cute self

Anonymous said: I love you

Anonymous said: i love your stories for one, always have ever since I found you 🥺 you give me most of my inspiration to write and let my creativity flow but it’s so dang hard actually putting the words I want on the pAGE BENDK

Anonymous said: Do you ever read your own fics and be like "Damnnn I'm good"

Anonymous said: Oh are you sick 😥 Get well soon 💜

Anonymous said: Omg you speak French too?!! Is there anything you can’t do?!?! You’re such a smart girl 😭🤧💕

Anonymous said: I think you’re really cool and I wish I could be your friend. ❤️

Anonymous said: 💜💜💜 Hey love, idk if you've already deleted the app or it'll get barried in the inevitable avalanche of asks you're about to receive but I hope you can feel the love I'm sending your way nonetheless. You're my favorite writer and there's so question, i'll be here when you get back. Take as much time as you need and I'm very proud of you for taking the necessary steps to get better. That alone takes strength. I wish you the best of luck. -🌻

Anonymous said: Life is a pendulum between your fics and your ficsrec

Anonymous said: just wanted to slide in here to say i dont really like smutty stories, but damn yours be hittin different and im obsessed, so thank u for sharing ur work with us 🥰🥰

Anonymous said: hi! i’m a reader of your work and well, I completely understand where you’re coming from. exactly. 100%. so you take your time and love yourself like you know you deserve to. I support you!

bugznot said: whenever you decide to come back we’ll be ready with open arms. remember you are powerful but you can only take so much. breaks are necessary and important and i hope you are kind to yourself in this time

Anonymous said: Leaving this message for when you’ll come back: I hope you finally start to love yourself back, you take chances cause you believe in yourself and your abilities, you leap blindly because you have faith in yourself and you know where you stand. I hope you have learnt to love yourself, to demand more of others and you for yourself, because you are worth it. I hope you come back, rejuvenated and free of all those schemes that bring you down. Love you 💕

Anonymous said: Saw your most recent post and wanted to say that I hope you feel better soon. I understand how tough it is when it feels like you’re living a lie, but not to minimize your experience, I’m sure it’ll pass and you’ll feel more comfortable with yourself. We all love you here and are patiently awaiting your return. If you celebrate it, happy holidays! Hopefully it won’t be stressful for you and you get some time to relax! 💕

Anonymous said: take as much time as you need & don’t feel like you HAVE to write just because there are people waiting for updates. your real life & health always comes first but pls know that we’ll be here for you & only want the best for you. We’ll be patiently waiting for you & understand your struggles (or at least I do 🙃). pls keep your friends around you, stay in good surroundings with positive vibes & take care of yourself (& your dog aw). sending all the love to you!!!

peachishiz said: Hey Rose my love Dw u don’t gotta answer just popping in to say I love u so much and I hope ur doing good and stuff 🌸💕

Anonymous said: hi bby, i just wanted to say that i can’t truly say ik what you’re going through, bc every circumstance is different, but i really relate to you & what you’re going through. i teared up a bit bc i’ve had the similar thoughts & feelings (and i still do) but i think being open & vulnerable about it is the first step (& hardest) so i just wanna day i’m proud of you 🥺 i wish i let you know more how much i love and appreciate your fics, but i hope the time you take for yourself is healing 💜 Luv -⭐️

Anonymous said: Hope no matter where you go or what you'll do, you'll be happy with it. Lots of love and best of luck ❤️❤️❤️

Anonymous said: dude honestly , taking that step to take care of yourself makes me extremely proud and i dont even know like that. When i first moved to Miami i think i felt similar to how you do , i held a lot of resentment for myself and the life i led and its a sentiment i dont wish on the worst of my enemies. Im sorry you feel that way , but you know you have the strength to pull yourself out of your slump , and that's quite the feat on its own. Good luck and i hope happiness finds you soon. - A.L.Á

Anonymous said: heeeeey, I hope you take lots of care during ur hiatus. Stay hydrated, eat some tasty food, make yourself a priority, reach out for help when you need to, and life is like a minecraft house, sometimes it gets burned down, sometimes it gets attacked but in the end you always have the opportunity to rebuild something new, that makes you happy and satisfied. u rock, u r wonderful and amazing, ily

Anonymous said: Hi! Just wanted to say that your writing is brilliant. It’s okay to be going through a tough time. I’m proud of you for recognizing that you need a break and taking one. The year is almost over: it’s the perfect time for a lifestyle change or a new beginning. Do what you need to do. We’ll still be here. Love you!

Anonymous said: You’re doing great sweetie! Keep going ♥️♥️

Anonymous said: im not sure if you still have the app or not or if you'll ever see this but i love you 💓 & i know idk you but to see you taking steps toward loving yourself is so beautiful ! im still on that journey myself 🤷🏽‍♀️ & it gets hard but you gave me some newfound energy just now. good luck !

Anonymous said: I am so proud of you. You’re so brave for accepting the fact that you are not okay, and doing something to turn that around. Now you’re walking the path towards betterment. I won’t wish for you to not fall back into that hole, but that when you do, I hope you come out faster and stronger every time. You made my life a thousand times better through your works, I hope through this hiatus, you’ll be able to do that for yourself. I am rooting for you ❤️

sydney--chan said: Hi babie🥺 please take all the time you need for yourself. I am proud of you for taking a step back and realizing you needed change. You are very strong and I cant wait for you to come back better than ever:)

Anonymous said: Ah, baby! Just the fact that you opened up and came with this decision shows that deep inside you care for yourself and you are also really brave. YOU ARE inspirational, your friends aren't lying. So many of us can't stop being stagnant and that's ok too. But you, you are doing so much and you are handling this better than you see it yourself. You are mature enough to see that things are wrong and that you deserve to heal. Everything that's wrong is going to pass. (1/?)

Anonymous said: And the cloudy days are going to be gone. I believe in you and I hope you believe in yourself as well. Treat yourself like you would treat one of the boys, for ex (I know it sounds silly but... lol). Imagine if they were feeling down and if they made mistakes. Wouldn't you forgive them? Make them see that it is ok? Wouldn't you want to cuddle and take care of them? Treat yourself like that, please. Treat yourself like you deserve to be taken care of, because you do. (2/?)

Anonymous said: Try to date yourself, you know. Take yourself on a date, buy you something nice when you can, try not to tell yourself things you wouldn't tell other person (cuz I know you are the kindest to people). And it is ok if somedays you can't handle things the best way, but you're just human and it is okay. Allow yourself to be imperfect. We are all trying hard in this life and we are all making mistakes. I am proud of you for trying. Keep trying to be better for yourself. You are precious and (3/4)

Anonymous said: I hope everything gets better for you as soon as possible. We are cheering you up, also while you're on hiatus. Come back whenever you feel like it and don't feel pressured to please others. YOU are the one who matters here and you're amazing af. We are going miss this bright star that you are but be patient with yourself and take your time. Please, seek a professional and take care of your health. You are lovely and loved. Everything goes, my love ♥♥♥♥ (4/4)

Anonymous said: I love you so damn much❤️

Anonymous said: I'm proud if you, I get that this was a hard decision to take, and you still did it. So, I'm proud of you. You finally understood that you are the n. priority, so please treat yourself like it. Even if you'll be gone for the whole year, I'm still super happy ti hear this. You deserve this, as you said yourself, you deserve the world. I'm sorry to hear that you're not doing good, but I know that you can make it better. Please, remember that you're not on your own: ask for help if you need it. Ily

lorengarcia-yut said: I just read your post and I just want let you know that we support you! Your health comes first, please take all the time you need. I feel for you, cause in a way I understand. Please take of your self! May God bless your life cause it’s gonna get better. Keep going, don’t ever give up, and please keep pushing. You deserve better than what you’re going through. Bless your heart ❤️

Anonymous said: 🌹 I don’t know if you will see this but I completely understand what you are going through. I have depression and social anxiety, and it’s so hard for me to get out of bed in the morning to go to school in a city where I don’t know anyone. I just want you to know that I will always support you and I hope that this time away will help to clear your mind of some negativity and bring you into a new year with hopefully brighter days 💜✨☀️

minigalixies said: i hope you come back feeling better, love ♡ so proud of you making the decision to put YOU first !! it’s a hard, but VERY important, decision that i hope benefits you sO MUCH !! i look forward to seeing your new posts when you feel better mentally + physically !! ♥️

Anonymous said: I hope this break provides you with everything you need. I hope life in general gets easier for you, you deserve it my love. Your mental health is way more important than providing us with content. Please take care of yourself, we'll be here for you if/when you decide to come back. I love you.

Anonymous said: hello im here to state a fact: your writing is perfect

moonchild-love-letter said: Hi, how are you? I hope you're okay. Actually, I hope you're better than okay, I hope you've been eating well, sleeping well, and spending your days chasing your bliss. Your writing is a piece of art, whenever I finish a chapter I always feel so happy and blessed to have found your blog. I hope that happiness returns to you ten folds. I hope your days are filled with love. Thank you for sharing your work. Thank you.

Anonymous said: BABY ROSE YOURE BACK!!!!! I’m ready to spend my 2020 supporting your 10/10 writing and you on your life journey. GONNA SMOTHER YOU WITH KINDNESS AND LOVE 🥰🥰

Anonymous said: i admire u so much for being confident enough to put ur mental health first. school causes me so much stress and anxiety and makes me slip back into my depression so fast. i look up to u so much. im glad ur doing what makes u happy. 🥺

Anonymous said: HAPPY NEW YEAR BBY 💙💙 YOU WERE LITERALLY THE FIRST FEW BLOGS I FOLLOWED AND YOU GOT ME INT HE FEELS SO MANY TIMES AND YOUR THEMES ARE AMAZING AND YOURE AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU YOU SMOL BBY -Bunny

tinievmin said: Okay so you’re my internet older sister now!!! Wow this is so cute 🥺🥺 Take care of your health, eat well, drink water, sleep, and be kind to yourself this year!!! Sending u love!!

Anonymous said: U ARE A BABY 😩😩😩😩😩😩

Anonymous said: WT FFFFFFF ROSE HAPPY NEW YEAR 🌟 u are backkkkk i miss u little bby 🤧💕

Anonymous said: While they say that army’s are toxic, i think I’ve never found so many people sharing one common interest with such an awareness and consciousness about complex concepts like loving yourself. I like to think that BTS deconstructed the cliché of “love yourself” into something more complex and difficult that u would pursue in life bravely, even through struggles, and not just a quote u find on aesthetic pillows. And I think you’re doing just that too with your stories and your journey. thank you💕

Anonymous said: hello! i'm a returning bts writer and so glad to see find you on here still!! i remember reading one of your earliest fics i love you

Anonymous said: You’re so talented!!

Anonymous said: hello miss rose how are you today? I thought id just come over to say hi and i love you so much you beautiful human being. I hope you and your little fur babies are doing well!💜💜💜💜

Anonymous said: hey, idk if you'll even see this, but i just wanted to say i'm in love with all of your fics. i don't even have a tumblr account, i just come to your page from google to read your stuff and see if you're doing well😳 i could say more but that robot verification keeps running out, so hope 2020 treats you well and you're an amazing writer!

pocketfullofsuga said: hey I checked who im following and it said you are one of my favorite tumblrs I mean they aint wrong though bby

Anonymous said: JUST WANTED TO SAY ILYILYILY AND I HOPE THAT THE NEW DECADE IS TREATING YOU WELL EVEN THO WE ONLY FOUR DAYS IN. ILY, STAY HEALTHY, LOVE YOURSELF. k bye 🥺🤍🕊🥰

#so #I just really really want to take the moment and apologize for not responding to so many asks #this year #as u can tell by reading this past #had been kind of a whirlwind #and im so so grateful and humbled rereading all these asks #u guys really are my friends #above all #and im so just brimming with love #genuine love and appreciate for you all #thank u #I love u guys #Anonymous

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